Week 11 Results
AZ SnakePit 6, warlords 2
war's winning streak came to a sudden halt, but this was closer than it looks: Snake took HR and RBI by one, and BA by .001. Francisco (AZ) had seven RBI and runs, while Drew (war) had nine runs and three HR. Snake had a fine team week on the mound, with a 2.72 ERA and 0.91 WHIP: Wolf had a W and 9 K for them.
Douchebaggery 3, last place 6
Wagner's week summed up Douche's, and they limped to an 8.64 ERA. last got a good performance from A-Rod [9 runs, 3 HR and 8 RBI], and this propelled them to a 4-1 lead in the offensive categories. Douche did take SV and K, but it wasn't enough and last coasted to victory, despite a mediocre 4.46 ERA.
dbacktom 2, Shenanigans 2.0 7
Shen hit .311 for the week, sweeping hitting behind three HR from Burrell and RBI by Howard. This proved to be the difference between the two outfits, as pitching was evenly split. tom got four wins from four pitchers, as well as two saves from Rivera, while Shen had a W and 16 K's by Oswalt.
The Fighting Amish 7, Kapsaicin Kids 3
Amish have their relievers to thank, Capps and Sherrill combining for two W, 3 SV and 8 K, allowing them to take all three categories. That countered three homers each for Kids from Cameron and Kubel, while Meche had a W and 14 K's. Amish had 10 K from Santana, and also five stolen-bases by Ellsbury.
Tucson Myth 6, Crazy VIII's 4
This was a back-and-forth contest, with Myth taking both hitting and pitching by the score of 3-2. They got two homers from Glaus and Scott, but VIII had 7 runs and 8 RBI from Beltran. Jones got a W and two Sv for Myth, while Danks fanned ten for VIII, but they lost ERA by 0.05, and with it, the match.
7-2 Offsuiters 2, Adriano Rosario's 8
Rosario moved into a playoff spot with a convincing victory, powered by Doumit (8 R, 4 HR, 7 RBI) and a .317 average overall for the week. They also had a WHIP below one, but Lee had a W and 11 K for 7-2, and Wilson a couple of saves, to keep things respectable.
GregSchulteOverdrive 5, Blonde Streaks 4
This round's closest contest saw Greg sneak past Blonde, after HR ended tied at five. Greg had a narrow edge at the plate, winning by one RBI and .007 in BA - Ludwick had 2 HR and 8 RBI. Blonde fought back hard on the mound, with Sabathia getting 2 W and 15 K's, and a team ERA of 2.27.
Ignatius J. Rallies 4, Wimboes Barmy Army 5
Each team managed only one save, but Wimboes got two wins from Cook and had an overall 2.48 ERA. However, Rallies got five HR and 8 RBI from Sizemore, to take both those categories; they were sunk by Penny's 17.18 ERA for the week. Wimboes also had nine SB, with three from Rollins.
Desert Dingleberries 6, Arizona Muugens 2
Desert came within one stolen-base of sweeping the offensive points, with Cantu having a three HR, six RBI week. Pitching was more even: Wang's two wins helped Muugens, but Franklin had the only save for Desert, and they also took ERA, albeit by 0.05. Dempster got eleven K's from Dempster.
Desert Storm BC 7, SHUperMen 3
SHU roared out of the gates, taking the first three points thanks to Corey Hart [3 HR, 7 RBI], but that was it for them. Storm took every point from there on, with Rauch (three saves) and Lilly (two wins + 14 K's) dominant on their pitching staff. Maine had 12 K's for SHU in a losing cause.
Standings
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | GB | Last Week | Waiver | Moves | |
| 1. | warlords | 62-36-12 | .618 | - | 2-6-2 | 10 | 11 | |
| 2. | The Fighting Amish | 61-42-7 | .586 | 3.5 | 7-3-0 | 20 | 39 | |
| 3. | GregSchulteOverdrive | 58-43-9 | .568 | 5.5 | 5-4-1 | 7 | 21 | |
| 4. | Desert Storm BC | 56-43-11 | .559 | 6.5 | 7-3-0 | 12 | 10 | |
| 5. | dbacktom | 58-45-7 | .559 | 6.5 | 2-7-1 | 18 | 8 | |
| 6. | Adriano Rosario's | 55-47-8 | .536 | 9 | 8-2-0 | 15 | 36 | |
| 7. | 7-2 Offsuiters | 52-44-14 | .536 | 9 | 2-8-0 | 17 | 8 | |
| 8. | Desert Dingleberries | 56-49-5 | .532 | 9.5 | 6-2-2 | 13 | 18 | |
| 9. | Shenanigans 2.0 | 52-48-10 | .518 | 11 | 7-2-1 | 1 | - | |
| 10. | Douchebaggery | 50-47-13 | .514 | 11.5 | 3-6-1 | 14 | 22 | |
| 11. | AZ SnakePit | 52-50-8 | .509 | 12 | 6-2-2 | 11 | 13 | |
| 12. | Crazy VIII's | 52-54-4 | .491 | 14 | 4-6-0 | 9 | 41 | |
| 13. | Arizona Muugens | 48-50-12 | .491 | 14 | 2-6-2 | 6 | 12 | |
| 14. | Ignatius J. Rallies | 49-54-7 | .477 | 15.5 | 4-5-1 | 8 | 19 | |
| 15. | Wimboes Barmy Army | 45-57-8 | .445 | 19 | 5-4-1 | 5 | 23 | |
| 16. | Tucson Myth | 43-58-9 | .432 | 20.5 | 6-4-0 | 2 | - | |
| 17. | Blonde Streaks | 42-60-8 | .418 | 22 | 4-5-1 | 3 | 9 | |
| 18. | SHUperMen | 43-61-6 | .418 | 22 | 3-7-0 | 4 | 4 | |
| 19. | Kapsaicin Kids | 42-62-6 | .409 | 23 | 3-7-0 | 16 | 13 | |
| 20. | last place | 40-66-4 | .382 | 26 | 6-3-1 | 19 | 39 |
Week 12 Games
AZ SnakePit vs. GregSchulteOverdrive
Douchebaggery vs. warlords
dbacktom vs. last place
The Fighting Amish vs. Shenanigans 2.0
Tucson Myth vs. Kapsaicin Kids
7-2 Offsuiters vs. Crazy VIII's
Adriano Rosario's vs. SHUperMen
Ignatius J. Rallies vs. Blonde Streaks
Desert Dingleberries vs. Wimboes Barmy Army
Desert Storm BC vs. Arizona Muugens
The ESPN game of the week sees The Fighting Amish take on Shenanigans 2.0. Amish have a solid 8-3 record that has seen them climb to second place, and they'll be looking to narrow the gap on leaders warlords. But Shen had a solid victory over dbacktom, and seek to add another scalp to the list. Amish have benefited from the .427 hitting of Damon over the past month, and a 1-2 punch of Santana and Lincecum has also proven effective. Shen have a pair of powerful sluggers in Burrell and Howard, and probably have the edge there; however, their pitching staff has been shaky of late, with only Millwood and Maholm having more than one win in the last month.