Filed under: Diamondbacks News Pitchers and catchers report By Jim McLennan@AZSnakepit Feb 15, 2008, 8:27pm EST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Pitchers and catchers report Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Now that I'm a happily married man, the above has likely replaced "Two-for-one lapdances" as the four finest words in the English language. ;-) Or do you have any other candidates? Discuss... More From AZ Snake Pit Diamondbacks 6, Nationals 2: Can’t spell Washington without a W Diamondbacks Gameday Thread, #62: 6/7 @ Nationals Snake Bytes 6/7: Diamondbacks Rebut Washington’s Grand Statement Diamondbacks 10, Washington 5: A Whole New Ballgame Diamondbacks Gameday Thread, #61: 6/6 @ Nationals A Perspective on Four Batters