Filed under: Diamondbacks News Pitchers and catchers report By Jim McLennan@AZSnakepit Feb 15, 2008, 8:27pm EST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share this on Reddit Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Pitchers and catchers report Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Now that I'm a happily married man, the above has likely replaced "Two-for-one lapdances" as the four finest words in the English language. ;-) Or do you have any other candidates? Discuss... More From AZ Snake Pit An Interview with Zac Gallen Arizona Diamondbacks: April confidence poll How many wins for the 2024 Diamondbacks? My Win Prediction for the Diamondbacks Snake Bytes 3/27: The Diamondbacks Did a Thing Surveying the Diamondbacks landscape after the Jordan Montgomery signing