Filed under: Diamondbacks News Pitchers and catchers report By Jim McLennan@AZSnakepit Feb 15, 2008, 8:27pm EST Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: Pitchers and catchers report Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email Now that I'm a happily married man, the above has likely replaced "Two-for-one lapdances" as the four finest words in the English language. ;-) Or do you have any other candidates? Discuss... More From AZ Snake Pit 2023 Diamondbacks Reviews : #42 Seby Zavala Considering New Divisions in an Expanded MLB Snake Bytes: 11/30 Yesterday was my 13th work anniversary 2023 Diamondbacks Review: #43 Jace Peterson 2023 SnakePit Awards: Game of the Year nominations Snake Bytes 11/29: The Grass Grows Slowly