"I'm sinking to the water under ground..."
                                    -- AFI

S. Drew: .312 BA, 9 HR, 34 RBI, .372 OBP
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C. Counsell: .279 BA, 1 HR, 20 RBI, .330 OBP

S. Hairston: .320 BA, 15 HR, 46 RBI, .399 OBP
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S. Green: .319 BA, 4 HR, 23 RBI, .376 OBP
L. Gonzo: .262 BA, 6 HR, 28 RBI, .349 OBP

Mentions: Chris Carter, Chris Young, Alberto Callaspo

Look we suck now. Our vets cannot handle this. I think we need to call up our prospects. Right now. I rather see our Prospects suck than our F***in Vets. Especially Gonzo. I mean, thanks for everything, but you really need to sit the bench. I mean, not even the losing streak that we began to suck, but season long as well. Come on rookie, we need more young guns up here. I'm tired of our team being the laughing stock of the league. We need to do something right now.