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Born on the side of a volcano in 1927, soco was considered a savant from the start. Although both parents were killed less than a week later in a freak tiger wrestling accident, soco would go on to lead a relatively normal childhood in the care of his grandparents at the Humdinger Academy of Arts and Sciences, where he excelled not only in classes of judo, theoretically physics and 17th century French literature, but also became the captain of the full-contact chess team.

Upon completion of his education in 1945, soco rejected a post at the Department of Defense, instead dedicating the next few years of his life exploring the hidden glaciers of the Amazon, which were later recounted in his bestselling and Pulitzer Prize winning memoir, Slow Ice, Warm Hearts. Sometime during this time of exploration and self-evaluation, soco stumbled upon technology the world was not yet ready to face, and was locked in stasis for the next sixty years.

Upon emerging from the mixolydian plane, as it would be named after soco's groundbrearking and Nobel Prizing winning research later in 2006, he spent a year vacationing and meditating with monks high up in Taihang Mountains.

Though soco's life can't be summed up in a short bio, he's always willing to share stories about fighting hyper intelligent bears or research on the indigenous giant slugs of Madagascar.

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