I laughed my socks off at this, then went .

"Wait, it's serious"

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Why-the-Colorado-Rockies-should-sign-Barry-Bonds?urn=mlb,82263&post_comment=1&success=1

So what do you think? It's be great for all the other teams having that mastodon in the outfield but haven't the Rockies suffered enough?

I can't see him playing again frankly, who wants to take on that burden?

Surely, the only  possible opening for him is a DH, and hello! the Rockies are in the NL.

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and

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I'd like to thank the D'backs for giving me an awesome season of baseball.Now the hurt has faded,I realise what a brilliant job the babybacks did and look forward to next year with such hope.I'd also like to thank everybody here for the fun and yes,the heartbreak you've shared with me this season.It's been great but 08 will be greater.

What he must have is that intangible something that gets players to go out and play their hearts out for him. I still think he makes so weird choices; the ever switching line-up and taking out pitchers too late,but some guys are just good gameday managers and some do it in the preceding days in the clubhouse.Okay Melvin,I tip my hat to you,you've made a believer of me.

I hearby christen EdGon "The Paramedic" He comes in fast,without warning and stops the bleeding.Do teams,fans or baseball really appreciate what someone like EdGon does? Is there even a name for him?We all know about Webby mowing 'em down and Valverde making great saves,but this young man,not even a wily old veteran has pulled our chesnuts out of the fire so often.I admire what he's done because he started the season hoping to be a starter then humbly took this lesser and unsung role for the good of the team.Edgon,you are a star to me.