Tweet of the Week
One loss and everyone has us out of the playoffs in two leagues. pic.twitter.com/FE5qxsOCRv
— Arizona Cardinals (@AZCardinals) September 12, 2016
Honorable mentions
There is something magical about an empty ballpark at night. pic.twitter.com/uRQJtqRcpA
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) September 8, 2016
Counter-point: sadly, it's still Dodger Stadium. Even the Death Star looks pretty at night.
HUGE shoutout to @ChipotleTweets for the food poisoning & possible E.coli last night! Throwing up every 2 hours is fun #BestChickenInTheGame
— Charles Brewer (@CharlesBrewerAZ) September 6, 2016
TIL people still actually go to Chipotle.
Dinger just another word for
— Charlie Gebow (@CLEFOAINTACRIME) September 13, 2016
Nothing left to pitch
Groovin pitches was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Jakey McGee
The Games in Diamondbacks Tweets
Diamondbacks 2, Dodgers 5
HUGE s/o and respect to the @Dbacks outfielders who took off their gloves and applauded for the @Dodgers Military Hero of the Game !!
— Darling Nikki (@TheDodgersDiva) September 7, 2016
Tonight's Shelby Miller start broke his season-high streak of one consecutive good start.
— Dan Szymborski (@DSzymborski) September 7, 2016
Diamondbacks 1, Dodgers 3
Funny to watch the Wheel of Fortune game on the jumbotron here with Pat Sajak sitting in the front row. @WheelofFortune
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) September 8, 2016
Socrates Brito is batting for the @DBacks and Vin Scully is telling a Socrates story LIKE HE WAS THERE. It's amazing.
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) September 8, 2016
Diamondbacks 6, Giants 7
For the first time in nearly three months, #Dbacks are opening the roof for tonight's game pic.twitter.com/ckJ9ST8NSX
— Jake Rill (@JakeDRill) September 10, 2016
Old woman on kiss cam stands up to see what's going on and falls to the floor. Yeah that sums this season up right there
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) September 10, 2016
Diamondbacks 3, Giants 11
Do you see the problem with this? Lol @Dbacks #LogoIssue pic.twitter.com/pPOMl65Rxn
— Jennifer Santee (@JenniferSantee) September 11, 2016
I blame Maricopa County.
@AZSnakepit Why am I still here pic.twitter.com/qEbnv6wyVF
— ZenDad (@desertopus) September 11, 2016
Diamondbacks 3, Giants 5
Never thought Goldschmidt would have more SB than HR @OutfieldGrass24 @ryanpmorrison
— THLinamen (@TimothyLinamen) September 11, 2016
There are a couple of dinosaurs at today's #Dbacks game (and no I'm not referring to @Boomskie) pic.twitter.com/wwwVKFOK6G
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) September 11, 2016
Diamondbacks 12, Rockies 9
Open seating when Dbacks suck and football season has started! pic.twitter.com/dVoKxzFGa0
— Jeff Adams (@JeffAdams18) September 13, 2016
Anyone who thought the 1st 3 innings of tonight's DBACKS game meant anything also thought the DBACKS spring training record meant something.
— Bruhette 0-1 (@AzSportsGirl63) September 13, 2016
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
this may be a sore subject, I don't know...but who did football fans in St Louis root for this weekend?
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 13, 2016
this amuses me pic.twitter.com/0IVOOfsOCC
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 6, 2016
what do you think the men who work in the Lingerie Football League tell friends and family they do for a living?
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) September 11, 2016