Tweet (Conversation) of the Week
The @Dbacks are out of town a week and I come back and someone broke off my cup holder. pic.twitter.com/iKdIVmusyu
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 23, 2014
@Dbacks I think someone kidnapped the usher at my section too. I feel like I'm in a Quinten Taratino film.
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 23, 2014
Honorable mentions
"@Dbacks "Dog gone! Cats meow!" @TonyLaRussa @JoeTorre @ARFtweets #ALSIceBucketChallenge http://t.co/SkMohr0MFH pic.twitter.com/6u5IdplZS0"
— Tony La Russa (@TonyLaRussa) August 21, 2014
@Dbacks think it's safe to say I can throw this away? #crying pic.twitter.com/r6nUy6l3Ig
— matty (@the4realMatty) August 20, 2014
Got another good outing in tonight. Stuff/command starting to click a little more. Def a step in the right direction! #Allin
— Daniel Hudson (@DHuddy41) August 20, 2014
Reed 'em and weep...
This was somewhat reminiscent of the Cody Ross incident from earlier this year: a player not taking kindly to criticism on the Twitter, and attacking the source.
Hey Addison Reed..pay attention. ..this is a real closer with real closer numbers. #TylerClippard
— Scott Allen (@azsportsguy) August 19, 2014
Hahaha. ..apparently Clippard has been watching Reed! I stand corrected!!!!
— Scott Allen (@azsportsguy) August 19, 2014
@azsportsguy haha! Hope my life never comes down to how yours has become..sitting at home talking down on a team..Some sad people out there!
— Addison reed (@Areed43) August 19, 2014
@azsportsguy haha, just as i figured..tryin to suck up now..find a new team to root for..we dont need you
— Addison reed (@Areed43) August 19, 2014
@azsportsguy if you were a fan you wouldnt talk so crap..whatever, theres always gonna be people like you
— Addison reed (@Areed43) August 19, 2014
The Games in Diamondback Tweets
Diamondbacks 1, Nationals 8
The dbacks chose a bad inning to call about STH renewal for next year
— Paolo Hutchison (@paolohu) August 20, 2014
It's bad when I can tell it's a balk cuz I don't even know what the hell a balk is most of the time. Rough road trip for the @Dbacks
— Mary Rawlins (@merawlins23) August 20, 2014
Diamondbacks 2, Nationals 3
I really want to watch the #DBacks game but I'm scared that Addison Reed won't let me.
— Harrison Ⴟ (@Ascend_Descend) August 21, 2014
People imitating @TClippardsSpecs behind Clippard #Nats pic.twitter.com/D7g0czjvGK
— Jared Kobe (@SCviaDC) August 21, 2014
Diamondbacks 0, Nationals 1
The 1st 3 pitches reliever Matt Stites has thrown: 97, 98, 99
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) August 21, 2014
Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha *deep breath* hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah @dbacks
— michael emery smith (@Emery1101) August 21, 2014
Diamondbacks 5, Padres 1
Think fast! http://t.co/nV9C2xs0qR
— Arizona Diamondbacks (@Dbacks) August 23, 2014
If Collmenter has a dead arm, then this is the Zombie Apocalypse, @BertDbacks ! #GoDBacks
— mamamassage (@mamamassage) August 23, 2014
Diamondbacks 5, Padres 2
Nuno's batting average is now .111 - I think he's ready for his 1st win @Dbacks
— Karen Leahy (@TempeDBacksFan) August 24, 2014
Sadly, the baseball gods deemed it just another "one" of his no-decisions...
Lost among those blinking phone lights is one poor fan desperately using Morse code to signal for help.
— Zach Buchanan (@azc_zachb) August 24, 2014
Diamondbacks 4, Padres 7
@BertDbacks We at @AZSnakepit came up with a drink in honor of Bob Brenly: the #BubblyBrenly
— April Addington (@Rockkstarr11) August 24, 2014
I will give @AZSnakepit credit there are no waves when they are at a game.
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) August 24, 2014
The Week in McCarthy Tweets
"Absolute power corrupts absolutely," thought Carl, the engineer in charge of outlet placement for Westin hotels.
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 19, 2014
hi Delilah, my long-time girlfriend tried to artificially inseminate herself w/ baked beans. So can you please play her Waterfalls by TLC?
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 22, 2014
@DanStrafford acronyms are fun when they're universally known. Otherwise it's a grouping of letters without a vowel
— Brandon McCarthy (@BMcCarthy32) August 19, 2014