Gameday Thread, #23: 4/22 vs. Cubs

Jerry Lai-USA TODAY Sports

Our thoughts are with scheduled recapper imstillhungry85, who will likely not be covering tonight's game, having burned himself badly at work, necessitating a trip to the emergency room.

Sheesh, some people will do ANYTHING to avoid watching this team...

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Less facetiously, I don't think it's that bad - he was Tweeting about it, so clearly had the use of some digits - but I know what it's like, and can only sympathize. I still bear the scars from a lasagne incident 15 years ago. When it comes out of the oven, the cheese is like napalm: it sticks and keeps right on burning. I had a blister on my hand about the size of a half peach. Anyway, I'll be recapping this one instead. But I ain't gonna be watching it. Instead, for novelty, for one night only I will be compiling the recap from in-game Tweets. So, get your best snark on the Twitter, sending them to us @azsnakepit. [I'll also be trawling more generally, just in case]

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