Yep, this about sums it up.
RT @RDunham22 Dbacks baseball. FART NOISE. FART ROBOT APPROVES.
— FART ROBOT (@fart_robot) April 13, 2014
As Ross put it: "I can't believe there's a twitter handle called @fart_robot. What has the world come to?"
Random thoughts of depression
The 2014 Dbacks pic.twitter.com/PD4yNp0vEu
— Tim Barkley (@tcbdbackfan) April 13, 2014
My co-worker jokingly said he was forsaking the DBacks to join me as a Mets fan. I talked him off that ledge. You're welcome @Dbacks
— Angelina Beaudry (@linabeaudry) April 10, 2014
I'm probably the only guy who's never seen The Walking Dead. But then again, I have seen the 2014 @Dbacks. #HeavySigh
— John D'Anna (@azgreenday) April 10, 2014
Name and shame: bandwagon fan edition
Sensitive readers may care to skip the next Tweet. Harsh language.
@Dbacks you guys fucking suck fuck you diamondbacks im not a fan anymore
— Manny Delgado (@gatmannrobbin89) April 13, 2014
Newsflash: if your fandom is entirely predicated on success, you weren't much of a fan to begin with.
The more you know...
@BNeuhausAz @Jody_Jackson ... reach indicates about 11 per, depending on how late the game runs.
— Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) April 11, 2014
The games in Diamondbacks Tweets
4/9: Diamondbacks 7, Giants 3
Goldschmidt vs. Lincecum is like the Harlem Globetrotters vs. the Washington Generals.
— Nick Piecoro (@nickpiecoro) April 10, 2014
This is the #Goldy got me again face!! #struggleface #MVPaul @Dbacks @RealDbackNation @danbickley pic.twitter.com/lCfMAyMHAZ
— Brandon Hinson (@BrandonHinson) April 10, 2014
4/10: Diamondbacks 6, Giants 5
Let's just put a Tickle-Me Elmo in LF with a baseball glove, it might catch some baseball. #Dbacks #OperationTrumboDrop
— Andy (@codedandunited) April 11, 2014
After that play at 1st #SFGiants petitioning MLB for rule change to protect Buster Posey while running down line. #Dbacks #protectposey
— Steve Gilbert (@SteveGilbertMLB) April 11, 2014
4/11: Diamondbacks 0, Dodgers 6
Will Little is the home plate ump and they just started a wave. It's true where there's a Will there's a wave.
— Jeff Summers (@azjazzyj) April 12, 2014
Stay classy, LA...
"It's been going 'swimmingly' against the @Dbacks —Yes, I meant that." Vin Scully
— Vin Scully (@VinScullyTweet) April 12, 2014
4/12: Diamondbacks 5, Dodgers 8
People at CVS - Cityscape, right now, are choosing between a #Dbacks game ticket or hemorrhoids cream...Hmmmm itch or bitch - tough choice
— Joel Meier (@Angry_Saguaro) April 13, 2014
I don't know what to think of the guys who just walked by me at the #Dbacks game in a Heath Bell jersey. I really don't. It's confusing
— Justin Emerson (@J15Emerson) April 13, 2014
4/13: Diamondbacks 6, Dodgers 8
Anyone else only take advantage of the tacos only when the dbacks win? I don't want loser tacos lol
— Babbling Brooks (@funbrooksie) April 13, 2014
What better metaphor for the @DBacks season so far than an out of order Chase ATM at Chase Field? pic.twitter.com/unqyk3JjPt
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) April 13, 2014
4/14: Diamondbacks 3, Mets 7
@AZSnakepit Drive home gives great views of the total lunar eclipse. Perfect finish to the @Dbacks total baseball collapse.
— JHopkinsAZ (@JHopkinsAZ) April 15, 2014
Yes.
— Did The DBacks Lose? (@DidDbacksLose) April 15, 2014
And, finally...
Randy Johnson’s Twitter avatar for @RJ51Photos is an artistic masterpiece: http://t.co/AhVvAgmw1S pic.twitter.com/Ulgf7Li9ur
— Cut4 (@Cut4) April 14, 2014