out in Centerfield, at the top half of every inning, you can direct your steely gaze out to the “bikini bleachers”, where for the palty sum of 10.00 a ticket, you can attend the game and observe the proceedings from atop the embankment in a coordinated array of deck chairs, that slope down a sandy embankment, where for five dollars you can watch the game from beach blankets if you come in the aforementioned attire. At the bottom of the embankment, behind the center field wall is a tiki bar from which you can obtain refreshments……
In Right Field, behind the opposing team’s bullpen, is the Cuban Marimba band, that plays latin delights whenever the call is made to the bullpen. El Jefe’s Cigar Barn, is also located in this section, which also does a hefty piece of traffic with the bullpen staff.
In Left Field, it’s Upper Deck Disco, where people that go to the ballpark to be seen and not watch the game, congregate. Only reachable by roped cordoned elevator access from outside the ballpark. Prices reflect the ever pressing need to maintain the appropriate hipster standards… The Redneck Deck in the Left Field, situates just below the upper deck, and spills out onto the concourse offering air rifle target shooting of actual seabirds, gator rasslin’ and a moonshine tastin’ pavilion, complete with a heroes of NASCAR drive thru museum, courtesy of the recently condemned CARS2 rides from DisneyWorld.
Under The Press Box features a Jimmy Buffet Margaritaville restaurant franchise, that caters to discriminating bloggers and erstwhile media types who happen to be in town when there’s a game going on.
The Foul Poles are crafted into the shape of Gigantic palm trees, but the fronds and coconuts are color coordinated to know what is in play. Plus the Light up when they’re hit and if so, everyone gets discounted Chick Fil’a products.