Pit Your Wits Week 18: Ultimate Power Corrupting

Allison Joyce

First MLB, THEN THE WORLD

So I slept in more than I needed to, so I'm cutting corners again to reveal last week's winners.

First Place - AzDbackfanInDc - 7 Recs
Second Place - Xipooo, blank_38, Jim - 5 Recs
Third Place - preston.salisbury - 3 Recs

Standings on my legs and my arms for you, Stan-dings, Stan-dings, Stan-diiiiiiings:

Diamondhacks 25
Zavada's_Moustache 24
imstillhungry95 23
Jim McLennan 21
piratedan7 17
blank_38 17
TimInTucson 11
preston.salisbury 11
soco 10
AJV19 7
SenSurround 6
kishi 6
AzDbackfanInDc 6
rd33 5
Dirtdawg90 4
BlackedOuInUT 3
AzRattler 3
Xipooo 3
TylerO 1
Reynolds Rapper 1

This week: Bud Selig has finally been deposed, and you are the ultimate ruler of Baseball. You have to make a first act as supreme ruler of Major League Baseball. Sure you could do something sensible like re-do the drug testing program, resolving the Athletics-San Jose situation, or installing a universal DH to kill off your local newspaper columnist once and for all. No, you have power and you're gonna use it for *evil*. Write your first act in the comments below, and rec the other ones you like.

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