So I slept in more than I needed to, so I'm cutting corners again to reveal last week's winners.
Standings on my legs and my arms for you, Stan-dings, Stan-dings, Stan-diiiiiiings:
This week: Bud Selig has finally been deposed, and you are the ultimate ruler of Baseball. You have to make a first act as supreme ruler of Major League Baseball. Sure you could do something sensible like re-do the drug testing program, resolving the Athletics-San Jose situation, or installing a universal DH to kill off your local newspaper columnist once and for all. No, you have power and you're gonna use it for *evil*. Write your first act in the comments below, and rec the other ones you like.