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We, the undersigned, petition for the name change of one "Zavada's Moustache" to a name more current and in need of urgent and immediate attention, "Eaton's Moustache."

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As members of the Snakepit community, we recognize the need to encourage the betterment of the sad and uneven growth of facial hair on our promising young outfielder to a level more befitting of a Diamondback, indeed, to a level reached by few wearing the Sedona red, most notably, Clay Zavada. It is in recognition of Zavada's legacy that we must stand together in support of Eaton's moustache, to make it the source of pride we know it can be. This is what we can do, nay, what we must do, to bring about a new era of Moustachio to the Arizona Diamondbacks Professional Baseball Club.

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