Pit Your Wits Week 11: The Heath Bell Hootenanny

USA TODAY Sports

Things are gonna get weird this week. Or they might not, but I'm encouraging it.

Last week we did the caption thing. Here are the people who won

First Place - kishi - 6 Recs

He's a maniac, maaaaaniac on the floor

And he’s dancing like he’s never danced before.

Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not "one plus two plus one plus one."

Second Place - preston.salisbury - 5 Recs

I nearly stepped in the biggest wad of gum I've ever seen!


Third Place - piratedan7 - 4 Recs

MLB Umpires Union struggles

with new Interpretive Dance criteria for rating umpires

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....


The leaderboard is as follows:

imstillhungry95 21
Diamondhacks 16
Zavada's Moutstache 15
Jim McLennan 12
blank_38 8
AJV19 7
soco 6
SenSurround 6
kishi 6
Dirtdawg90 4
preston.salisbury 3
piratedan7 3
rd33 2
TylerO 1
TimInTucson 1

You open up your mailbox. There is a letter from Heath Bell within. He's inviting you to a party held at what is usually a vacant lot. Your challenge is to tell me three things that are at this party, and whether or not you'd attend. Rec the others ones you like, etc. You know how this works.

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