10. Bobby Valentine named new interim head coach.
9. Opposition stolen base is ruled defensive indifference in the first inning.
8. No one is growing a beard.
7. No positive tests for steroids.
6. Pitcher throws underhand.
5. Cody Ransam plays.
4. Just for fun, the players switch uniforms and play each other’s positions.
3. Golden Parra Bobblehead sells for $3.00 on eBay
2. Roger Clemens is starting your next game.
1. First 10,000 fans receive a check for $100.