Pit Your Wits Week 22: Pilot Pitches

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Insert random opening paragraph about whatever I feel like here. It will be off topic and weird.

Insert awkward segue to last week's challenge (a caption contest with a picture of Chris Johnson after he got hit in the throat on Labor Day) here.

Insert command to follow after the jump here for results.

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imstillhungry95 takes a win with this:

OMG

CHRIS JOHNSON JUST GOT HIT IN THE THROAT WITH A BASEBALL!!!!! WE MUST OUTLAW ALL GROUND BALLS THAT BOUNCE UP AND COULD HURT OUR STAR THIRD BASEMAN!!!!!!!! IMMA GONNA GO SEND HATE LETTERS TO HECTOR SANCHEZ!!!!!

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by imstillhungry95 on Sep 5, 2012 3:12 PM MST reply actions 5 recs

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piratedan7 gets second with this:

It's not a Dream!

This really isn’t Houston!

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Sep 5, 2012 4:11 PM MST reply actions 4 recs

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PR151 and soco share bronze with the following:

PR151:

Smashmouth Baseball!

My name is not O'Houigheighi nor is it Brian

by PR151 on Sep 5, 2012 3:05 PM MST reply actions 3 recs

soco:

I swear to god

I just shit a baseball.

by soco on Sep 5, 2012 8:47 PM MST reply actions 3 recs

Here are the standings.

kishi 31
blank_38 27
piratedan7 27
imstillhungry95 26
SenSurround 22
soco 19
Bryn21 18
luckycc 16
Zavada's Moustache 15
Diamondhacks 11
Nonpartisan 9
Rockkstarr12 9
jjwaltrip 6
aclaritymaven 6
Fangdango 6
nazdbacksnut 6
hotclaws 5
Jim McLennan 3
CaptainCanuck 3
Trumbar 3
PR151 2
BulldogsNotZags 1
jinnah 1
since98 1
4 Corners Fan 1
grimmy01 1

A reminder of a special thing that will happen on the last week of PYW, copy and pasted from last week:

September 26th will be the final round of Pit Your Wits. As a sort of "Thank you" for your participation this year, I am going to let YOU pick what the challenge is! How will you do this? Well either e-mail, tweet (both of those are accessible from my profile), or tell me if you happen to run into me in the street what an idea of a challenge could be. I will pick my personal favorite and use it for the final week's challenge using my own capricious judgement. Whoever submitted the winning entry will also get PYW points, AND I will give them a high-five the next time I possibly see them in person, so there's some extra incentive.

Ok, here is the thing you are to do this week:

Network TV shows are starting soon (I think), and that means that various pilots of new shows will be seen. Your task is to pitch (hah, baseball and entertainment term) a TV show about the Arizona Diamondbacks. Will it be a gritty crime drama? A three camera sitcom? A cooking show? That's up to you! Just be sure to use the D'Backs and/or any players/coaches/staff etc. Rec the other entries you like, and the winner will get a 13 show order on the CW.

Do it!

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