Tyler Skaggs LHP, 1-1, 2.92

Josh Beckett RHP, 0-1, 4.76

I'm saying nothing today. Partly because no-one seems ever to read these things, partly because anything I say may be taken down and used against me in next week's Pit Your Wits... So instead, via upload.wikimedia.org, here is Edward Bume-Jones's painting, The Mirror of Venus. It was either that or BlasphemyBieber.

1. Gerardo Parra LF
2. Aaron Hill 2B
3. Justin Upton RF
4. Paul Goldschmidt 1B
5. Miguel Montero C
6. Chris Young CF
7. Ryan Wheeler 3B
8. John McDonald SS
9. Tyler Skaggs P

I will just mention that the ongoing 10-game streak of scoring four runs or less is the longest for the Diamondbacks since they went 15 straight in May 2007. I think that's probably uncontroversial enough...