Let the naysayers whimper about correlation and casuality. Clearly Jim's invocation of Blasphemy Bieber has unleashed a great power in the finest tradition of Joe Boyd/Hardy. This begs several questions. 1. Is it truly possible to do good using such an instument of evil? Where is the hook? 2. Clearly BB is Mr. Applegate. Which of the Snakepit ladies is Lola (and what does she want)? 3. Is Jim's soul now in jeopardy? Or already toasting gently below? (This begs another question as to how anyone working in IT for any length of time has a soul left to trade.) 4. Is BB only effective against the Dudger's or can it be extended to the NL West, entire NL or even all of MLB? 5. If BB is Dudger specific or otherwise limited, can similar tools be developed for other applications? 6. Which SPers souls are worth enough to pull this off? Will we have to package some prospects? 7. Is this a infinite resource or do we have limited number of bullets to be reserved for critical situations? I suggest we commission a crash program by the BBSRDG* to clarify the above. * Baseball Superstition Research and Development Group, a wholly owned Subsidiary of Fan Graphs.