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Last week, we were supposed to come up with weird/funny headlines for post-trade deadline D'Backs. Let's go to it, shall we?
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Use those five players (but feel free to include other players as tertiary characters in your write-ups). And if you ask: "WHY DIDN'T U INCLUDE (insert random player here) U HATER!" my response is: I don't care.