'Charmer will be around in due course with a full recap. In the meantime, digest and discuss tonight's game here. You may also claim "dibs" on anything you wish to loot during the riots over the current losing streak. It's okay, the only thing defending those possessions are a cadre of guards who are D'Backs players armed with bats.. They won't be able to hit you. This was the Red Zone Cuba of baseball games.

Speaking of which, I'll just leave this here.