Hello all. This is Pit Your Wits, but first, your local news.
State Legislator is caught taking bribes. State Legislator is caught smuggling ducks into Estonia. State Legislator is eaten by a Grue.
And welcome back to Pit Your Wits. If you joined us last week, we were discussing Troy Tulowitzki, or Tulo for short. Tulo is the sort of person who boards a crowded bus, sits down, and leaves his backpack on the seat next to him. We asked our panel what would happen if he should venture into a bar? The results follow after the jump, and I am pleasantly surprised that none of them involved the word "Triple".
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And then, his wife leaves him, and he has to go to rehab, and he suffers medical and psychological problems for the rest of his life due to his debilitating addiction. Hilarious! :P
And now for the second challenge. As we all know, Josh Collmenter did not perform particularly well in his first two starts.This has caused a lot of angst and depression. I want you to put that into words:
This could be a haiku, a sonnet, free-form beat poetry, a madcap Dr. Seuss text, whatever. He pitches tonight, so there's a chance it could be a redemptive tale. Post your entries in the comments. Rec the ones you like (or consult with the local chapter of your Rec Giving Cabal). The top three rec-ipients get points. And points mean prizes!