In times of trouble, when we need a hero, there's only one name to which we can turn. And so it is, that as things once again appear desperate, and all hope is lost, that we pin the very survival of the Diamondbacks as a viable franchise on the one who has saved, not just us, but the entire nation, so many times before.

It's Bauer time.

[Do you think I'm slightly overselling this?]

1. Willie Bloomquist SS
   
2. Aaron Hill 2B
3. Justin Upton RF
   
4. Miguel Montero C
   
5. Chris Young CF
   
6. Jason Kubel DH
   
7. Paul Goldschmidt 1B
   
8. Gerardo Parra LF
9. Ryan Roberts 3B
   + Pitchers Trevor Bauer, Patrick Corbin, Wade Miley, J.J. Putz, Joe Paterson and Chloe O'Brien.
   

Ok, I made the last one up...