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Facts and Tales of Trevor Bauer

So, as DBacks fans, we are all enamored with Trevor Bauer and everything he does, viewing him almost as a deity.

This is only for fun, and are Chuck Norris jokes esque. Athletics Nation did something similar with Brandon Allen, but of course, Brandon Allen is no Trevor Bauer. Some of these aren't my own, and aren't very good to begin with, but hey, you all have more creative minds than I do.


Trevor Bauer rides wild griffins in order to maintain body control and balance.

Trevor Bauer practices his agility by chasing roosters around the infield and having light saber battles with teammates.

Trevor Bauer jogs in a space suit to improve his conditioning.

The show "24" has a main character whose name is stolen from Trevor Bauer. That's why his first name is Jack.

Other athletes use equipment that are named after Trevor, and using it gives them a fraction of his power.

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