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Diamondbacks Report Cards: An introduction

One of the major projects for this off-season will be a report card for each significant contributor to the 2011 Diamondbacks - credit for the original idea goes to Sprankton. The series starts tomorrow and will run twice a week, on Mondays and Thursdays, until we run out of players. This will probably take us almost to the point at which pitchers and catchers report, so by this point you'll probably be going, "Kelly who?" Anyway. a quick introduction to the series is probably in order, so you can put what follows over the coming months in some kind of context.

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The selection process

A total of 51 players were used by the Diamondbacks this year, just one off the franchise high set in 2004. Only the Pirates (52) and Rockies (55) had more in the majors; if you're curious, the all-time record is 59 players, by three teams, most recently the 2008 Padres. This year's list needed to be trimmed a bit, including as it did the likes of Robby Hammock and his two plate-appearances, or Zach Kroenke and his four innings of work. All 51 players were listed on a ballot, and the SnakePit editors and authors voted on the ones they thought were deserving of coverage.

That chopped the list down to a more manageable 32 names, all of which received a majority of support. You should note that the main factor was whether their 2011 impact on the team was significant - thus Jarrod Parker with his one regular-season appearance will not be included [I'm pretty sure Dan will be writing plenty about Parker when we get on to the top 50 prospects list, which should probably be getting under way before too much longer]. I think we got everyone with 70 PAs, and almost everyone with more than 30 innings, save Esmerling Vasquez and Aaron Heilman. No-one seemed too interested in them...

After that, the nine wriers taking part drafted picks in four rounds. Personally, this went about as well as most fantasy drafts - somehow, I ended up tasked with writing about Armando Galarraga, even though I didn't actually vote for him to be included in the final list. Not sure how that happened: I think it's probably the same spirit of masochism that makes me watch and write about B-movies like The Creeping Terror. Though given we paid Galarraga $2.3 million for 42.2 pouty innings and a near-six ERA, maybe the most appropriate title for him would be Attack of the Giant Leeches...

What you'll be getting

One writer will be doing an extended piece, covering the important facts, key moments, injuries, best games, etc. While the basics will likely be the same, I'd expect a wide-range of approaches from those taking part. Maybe for amusement, we should mix it up, and require Dan to write a post in the style of Zavada's Moustache, or 'charmer to imitate soco. On second thoughts, that way lies...trouble. However, after the main writer has had his or her say, everyone else gets to chip in with a paragraph providing their grade,. and explaining why they awarded it.

I should mention that the grades given will not be absolutely related to performance, though this will obviously be a factor. They will also be based on expectations for the player, and also his role on the team. So Justin Upton won't be getting graded on the same curve as Sean Burroughs, which would seem a tad unfair. After all, only one of them was eating cheeseburgers out of dumpsters last year. But beyond those general guidelines, everyone is being left to their own devices. Who'll be a harsh judge and who's a soft touch? We'll find out over the coming 16 weeks...

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I wish you would cover Vasquez

A really up-and-down year, and he’s still in our system, which means we might be looking at trade value before long — so it would be nice to examine in detail how he did.

That said, I’m really looking forward to these pieces!

by Nonpartisan on Oct 16, 2011 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He is with the Twins.

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Mr. Hall, you WILL beat it!

by dbacks25 on Oct 16, 2011 6:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He is??

When did that happen?!

Have we arrived at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick yet?

by imstillhungry95 on Oct 16, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got claimed

Near the end of the season.

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Mr. Hall, you WILL beat it!

by dbacks25 on Oct 16, 2011 11:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wow

I didn’t even hear that. Well, good luck to him, I guess

RIP Dan Wheldon. Once again, racers and fans alike have been reminded of the dangers of auto racing

by imstillhungry95 on Oct 17, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting

I like this idea, though it would have been interesting to see the report on Heilman. Should be a fun way to wait out the long cold winter of no baseball

Have we arrived at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick yet?

by imstillhungry95 on Oct 16, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

heilman'dn't've'd

not had had even gotten a mention here?

by brian custer on Oct 16, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Brian

Heilman was just about the only competent pitcher in 2010 in the bullpen. He came into camp in shape, and as you know, some of us were really hoping he’d be able to make a season-long contribution in the rotation. But as you know, they chose to go with a youth movement that paid big dividends. So, speaking for his friends here at the Pit, I hope he has a very good 2012.

Is it mid-February yet?

by NASCARbernet on Oct 16, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope

he does very well whever he ends up next year. He just didn’t really work out for us this year. But you’re right; he was the only competent pitcher for us in 2010 and for that I am very greatful

RIP Dan Wheldon. Once again, racers and fans alike have been reminded of the dangers of auto racing

by imstillhungry95 on Oct 16, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't help but think

his desire to become a starter was a significant factor in his failure in the bullpen. If your mind’s not right coming out of the pen you have no chance.

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

by sonic barracuda on Oct 17, 2011 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too!

And off the record, Aaron was a really sweet guy. I had talked to him many times throughout this year and last. Hard for me NOT to like him.

I got sprayed by Ryan Roberts!!!

by Rockkstarr12 on Oct 17, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Aaron has a better 2012 as well

His 2011 just wasn’t up to par and I feel for him…first, being let go here, then on to the Phillies AAA where he was let go, and then the Pirates AAA…he’s had a really rough year. My heart goes out to him.

I got sprayed by Ryan Roberts!!!

by Rockkstarr12 on Oct 17, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

11-6 Cardinals

Top of the 7th. It’s been a home run derby in Milwaukee so far. Go Cards!

RIP Dan Wheldon. Once again, racers and fans alike have been reminded of the dangers of auto racing

by imstillhungry95 on Oct 16, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay my other team is winning!

The player that impressed me tonight is to quote Ah-nold:
Mistah Freeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

"Hey, why don't you people watch the game?"-my mom after viewing a wave going around Chase Field.

by Reynolds rapper on Oct 16, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now they

win by that score. It’s gonna be a Rangers/Cards World Series!

RIP Dan Wheldon. Once again, racers and fans alike have been reminded of the dangers of auto racing

by imstillhungry95 on Oct 16, 2011 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have been a tad happier

had the Tiggers made it. But for Max…

Is it mid-February yet?

by NASCARbernet on Oct 17, 2011 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I think in the end, since the Dbacks couldn’t make it, I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. The Rangers have never won a Series, and the Cards took out the Brewers, so I’m happy

RIP Dan Wheldon. Once again, racers and fans alike have been reminded of the dangers of auto racing

by imstillhungry95 on Oct 17, 2011 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

And as a Cards/anti-Cubs fan,

either my team wins or another “expansion” team wins before the Cubs.

"Hey, why don't you people watch the game?"-my mom after viewing a wave going around Chase Field.

by Reynolds rapper on Oct 17, 2011 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

And another year of Cubs sucktitude

is logged into the books.

Is it mid-February yet?

by NASCARbernet on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Any report card that does not give Guti

a FFF- is not a real report card.

"Hey, why don't you people watch the game?"-my mom after viewing a wave going around Chase Field.

by Reynolds rapper on Oct 16, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

he did end up having Tommy John surgery, so be fair

RIP Dan Wheldon. Once again, racers and fans alike have been reminded of the dangers of auto racing

by imstillhungry95 on Oct 16, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

you and your logic ,pfft

☣ "I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy." ☣
DO IT FOR DREW

by hotclaws on Oct 17, 2011 5:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know

when will I learn?

RIP Dan Wheldon. Once again, racers and fans alike have been reminded of the dangers of auto racing

by imstillhungry95 on Oct 18, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll trade a DFA for a FFF-.

"Hey, why don't you people watch the game?"-my mom after viewing a wave going around Chase Field.

by Reynolds rapper on Oct 17, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, he probably shouldn't have made the team out of ST.

Owings had a better spring. Guti gave up back to back homeruns to 11 ft. 8 in of Royals back up middle infielder.

Also, everybody who heard he was on the DL thought it was with a case of “chronic sucktitude” not a legitimate injury.

I think Drew probably gets a higher grade out of injury, but Guti was getting lit up every single outing.

"Hey, why don't you people watch the game?"-my mom after viewing a wave going around Chase Field.

by Reynolds rapper on Oct 17, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other Teams' Report Cards

I like this idea, but I wish you would cover every single player from 2011.

The smaller contributors can have shorter articles written about them, but each major-league player should get some recognition.

Also, do you know if any of the other 29 MLB teams will be running report cards featured like this elsewhere?

If so, where?

Note: 1st career post on the SB Nation forums!!!

by champion88 on Oct 17, 2011 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

As far as I know, this is just us

There was no widespread plan among the SB Nation blogs. We might fill in the gaps at the end, will see how interest and energy goes.

And welcome to the SB Nation!

"We have to resist it. Do whatever you have to. Cross your fingers. Say a prayer. Think of a basket of kittens. But do not give in to the fear..."

by Jim McLennan on Oct 17, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the 'Pit

and all of SB Nation for that matter!

RIP Dan Wheldon. Once again, racers and fans alike have been reminded of the dangers of auto racing

by imstillhungry95 on Oct 18, 2011 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

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