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Gameday Thread, #139: 9/7 vs. Giants

San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks, Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT


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Tim Lincecum
RHP, 12-9, 3.68

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Barry Enright
RHP, 6-2, 2.45

Tankapalooza 2010 standings

Rk Tm W L W-L% GB
1 Pirates 46 91 .336 -
2 Orioles 52 86 .377 5.5
3 Mariners 54 84 .391 7.5
4 D-backs 56 82 .406 9.5
Indians 56 82 .406 9.5
6 Royals 57 80 .416 11

Star-divide

Tankapalooza returns, with the Diamondbacks having slid a little bit during our hot streak. Arizona are now tied for fourth spot with the Indians, Seattle having opened up a bit of a gap since we last checked. We'll see what happens tonight, as Barry Enright once more finds himself facing Tim Lincecum - in common with a certain bowl of petunias, he might be forgiven for thinking, "Oh, no - not again..." Though actually, Timmeh is probably the one who should be thinking that, as he is yet to get a W in their previous encounters. Tonight's the third time the pair have gone head-to-head since July 25.

  1. Stephen Drew ss .270 
  2. Kelly Johnson 2b .273 
  3. Chris Young cf .267 
  4. Adam LaRoche 1b .267 
  5. Miguel Montero c .271 
  6. Brandon Allen lf .364 
  7. Tony Abreu 3b .237 
  8. Gerardo Parra rf .256 
  9. Barry Enright p .280 

No Justin Upton - he had an MRI on his shoulder, but I haven't heard anything about the results as yet - and no Mark Reynolds, presumably for thumb-related reasons. Parra gets another start in right, Allen goes to left, and Abreu covers for Special K.

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It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Sep 7, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Last.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dinner Roll Call

Pepperoni Pizza, et cetera.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

BLT

and pyrogies (sp?)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

perogis?

like dumplings?

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, those :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmmmm

you now know a polish word. nice.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm.

Perogis.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

had a slice of pizza.

that’s about it

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

chicken thighs in Reggae Reggae sauce

which is a Jamaican jerk type sauce,(the inventor won Dragon’s Den with it),basmati rice and sweetcorn.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 Rubio's fish tacos

mmm mmm

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spinach salad.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

too healthy

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really.

It had bacon dressing and sugared walnuts to offset the healthy stuff.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds good

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on what's on it

If it’s got bacon vinaigrette, it’s delicious and probably unhealthy.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

then i could go for that

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and blue cheese.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yum...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like salmon

but I’m going to try this with some other fish

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'd work with any oily fish

Halibut or swordfish.

It’s definitely yum.

by asteroid on Sep 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOO AWESOME!

Hannah never shares HER secrets…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

pics or it didn’t happen, Hannah!

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pics are irrelevant.

I just want recipes.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turkey sandwich

Still hungry.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was chicken with pesto and spaghetti

But that was, like, eight and a half hours ago. : )

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=343580&title=spoiler-alert-human-centipede - Warning: NSFW... sorta

by Dan Strittmatter on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breakfast roll call? :P

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

2:41 a.m. snack roll call? (heading to sleep soon...)

Panda brand peanut butter and Ballygowan brand water.

Success.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=343580&title=spoiler-alert-human-centipede - Warning: NSFW... sorta

by Dan Strittmatter on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?

THAT DOESN’T SOUND EDIBLE! GET RID OF IT! NOW!!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS!!!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sole, with Teriyaki and garlic. Rice and fresh veggies.
(yeah, I’m a Giants fan.)

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Sep 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Domino's pasta bowl

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leftover baked ziti

From last night.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mahi mahi

And… something, I don’t know, we’re too tired to decide right now.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean..

you’re not sure what else it is you’re eating?? I’d prolly not eat that.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

We were too lazy to decide what we wanted for a side.

So, we just had the mahi mahi.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soon,

shrimp jambalaya.

But jinnah is pissed at me because it comes from a box.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

excuse me

i am not pissed, i’m sad that i’m not there to cook for you and take care of you.

jeez.

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

where are you?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

except

no one knows where that is, so it’s easier to say seattle.

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pssshhhht.

I just wish you weren’t a liar.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't ever recall

saying i hated you for eating boxed food. i just should be there taking care of you, is all. clearly.

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.

That’s acceptable.

Good news: my dishes are almost done!!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may have

to bite the bullet and make dinner before they’re done, though.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably

cause it’s already late.

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't kid yourself.

Some of these have been in my kitchen sink for like 6 years.

And by “6 years”, I mean “2 or 3 weeks”.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turning on the game, but

I just got emailed a somewhat big project……. I guess too much work is better than no work!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Tankapalooza 2010........

just can’t quiet get over the hump to retire it for good.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

The sudden offense swoon

is hurting because the pitching has generally been stellar.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

*quite

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roof and panels are open tonight!

Nice. Maybe I’ll call in sick tomorrow. suppose to be cooler than today so they’ll be open for sure

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Define "cooler"

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

high for tomorrow

is suppose to be 97º with a low of 75º

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything below 90

is jacket time.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

indeed

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh....

Our A/C is set to pop on at 78 and it didn’t turn on today. :D

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is "hot"

to you?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm... I guess 90.

Yesterday at the ballgame it was definitely hot (with no breeze). The car said 91 at 5pm, so it was probably 93 during the high of the day.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

A/C at my place

is set at 82º. In the winter, heat is set at 78º. I really hate being cold

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

I’ll take the heat anytime.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the Toros game the other night the

scoreboard said it was 94 and it felt nice and cool.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not gonna lie.

I first moved to AZ in ’92, and I STILL hate hot weather. I love cold weather.

…but mostly because it means I get to wear jackets, which make me look bigger.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love cold weather

But my complaining about the heat has been well documented.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

yes, it has. trade you?

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate cold weather.

I also hate really hot weather. I wish it would stay in the 80s* year round.

(in winter I keep the heat at 78*)

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's almost frost

on the pumpkin weather!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

First things first...

Good evening, everyone! No dinner for me tonight, and it’s good to see that we’re nowhere near the front of Tankapalooza….PS rubio’s fish tacos are not tasty….

by frubio on Sep 7, 2010 9:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

fish taco's just sound nasty

period. but my stomache has been in distress the past few days so maybe that’s coloring my opinion.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rubios, in general,

is usually pretty bad.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its

edible. Kind of.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So true. Last time I was in Phoenix, I ate at the one on 44th Street….it was not good….the guy at the front counter told me I was the first Rubio he met to eat there, and I won’t be back….

by frubio on Sep 7, 2010 9:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

well the rubio's by my house must be different than those.

its very busy, so i assume all the food is just alot fresher.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

See SnakeBytes....

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blast.....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Sep 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fiery > Munchies = Enright Win

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Sep 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Parra is so much better than Upton

he’s an amazing defender. way better than upton.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Phil, go back to your own profile to post

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ill timed praise

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Sep 7, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its Skins

snickering at my expense.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Although blank_38 DOES live in Tucson, IIRC.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

start of game...

oy vey……

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, crap.

I take back all of yesterday’s snickering.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that's not good

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, that was quick...

Victor is making alot of noise in the stands

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

They were hitting Enright hard the last time

They’ve seen enough of his pitches so that he isn’t fooling them anymore.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

not again

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I vote we close the roof now..........

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Enright

getting rattled early.

9 pitches in and Mel comes a running out to the mound

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, about the hippy

I know what you’re going to say, but I have to say it, he really looks like a girl.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

radio for me

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just take my word for it

he could be Rosanne Barr’s ugliest female offspring.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark thinks

Tim’s hair is pretty.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only cause he looks like a 15 year old girl

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Sep 7, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't think

Timmeh and Mandy have the same pharmacist, do you?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

An

ugly pineapple!

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Sep 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even with a beard?
Eye check time.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Sep 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen thicker beards

on Victoria Secret models.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

might have been mine.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

How is this not green already?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I KNOW right?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesssssss

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-0 giants

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

We may need the bullpen early today.

yikes.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

or red hot bats all round

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enright's streak

is on the line…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Brandon Allen sends Parra a nice big fruit basket for guaranteeing him left field next year…

by frubio on Sep 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Does everyone else despise Tim Lincecum as much as I do?

by frubio on Sep 7, 2010 10:00 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yeah

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I’m fine with him. As long as we aren’t losing to him…

by asteroid on Sep 7, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe even more

he’s a disgrace to the game.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

bochy playing by the numbers tonight

and so far it is working

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play there Allen!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Allen

with a slick catch in foul ground.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

2 down

some yahoo is on 3rd now.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Sanchez pops out

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome, ladies and gents

To Revenge of the FIP, starring Barry Enright and a crapload of fly balls.

Hope ya’ll enjoy the show, I’m off to bed.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=343580&title=spoiler-alert-human-centipede - Warning: NSFW... sorta

by Dan Strittmatter on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

'Night! :/

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no you don't!

you gotta stay and enjoy this with us!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

sleep, over-rated

he’s young, he’ll bounce back

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

COTD

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good news (as reported on the Giants broadcast)

The 13 year old kid who was hit by Posey’s bat is fine and even went to school today.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

That's great

but why didn’t our own broadcasters give us an update?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

???

good question

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

the stupid kid is a Giants fan?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

/absolutelynosympathy

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

hurrah

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Yeah I wish they told us too

by asteroid on Sep 7, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

that poor kid

i would have thought that would be a good reason to miss school.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Anyone for either Team visit the Kid?

It would have been nice of Posey or one of the d’backs went to see the kid. But, in this day and age a lawyer would have made it look like admitting guilt to murder.

by Fred Ricardo on Sep 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't know

not a lot of information has been given on either kid hit yesterday.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I remember

Back in, I wanna say, 1996 my grandpa on my dad’s side (Who fought in WW2 and had a pretty major stroke) was struck by a foul ball at Coors Field, I don’t remember the whole details, but the Rockies weren’t too accommodating over it.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum's working real fast out there

He’s dialed in….

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i blinked

and our half of the inning is already over?

It’s gonna be one of those games

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

le sigh

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we crank the calendar back to August

Y’know, when Lincecum sucked?

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Sep 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

If Barry locks in, this game could be over in an hour….then we can all go to sleep!!

by frubio on Sep 7, 2010 10:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yay

I need to be up early tomorrow for once

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

catch it this time!!

okay he did.
2 outs
35 pitches from Enright – 27 have been strikes

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

brings flamethrower to dispose of corpses

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't bother.

You’ve got piers in England. We’ll just dump ’em.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, no polluting the sea,

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

blame the french

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

You LIKE those commercials??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, I just don't have the

Charles Manson thing going on.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pssshhht.

Chuck Manson killed adults.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a baby.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

?have no idea what the radio guys are talking about

at the moment….

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

parra and his weight???

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

They just tweeted it also….I think Parra’s ears have helped him exceed playing weight……what a lard-butt!!

by frubio on Sep 7, 2010 10:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

From Steve Gilbert:
Will write more about it later, but Gibson seemed to say that Parra reported a little too heavy this spring.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm, interesting

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

and 9 up - 9 down for the home team

3-0, the evil team from the middle of Cali

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Next fleet left handed hitting D'Back

drop one down between the mound and 3rd. Timmeh’s follow through is atrocious.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

That's a good call.

He DOES kinda fall off the mound.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't it Timmeh

whose dad taught him to by learning to pick up a dollar bill at the end of his throw?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put a bill on the ground to mark where he should land?

Something like that.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

not in his G string then?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.. that's him

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

TA-one strong arm there

one out

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

BA gets out 2

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

8 in a row sat down now

make that 9 in a row

can we take back that 1st inning?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

this x 199

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

KJ gets robbed by AH

2 outs

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

12 up

12 down

le sigh

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim...

it’s never too early to post St. Penelope?

Just sayin’. Lincecum has a perfect game.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

DO IT!!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have we ever used her this year??

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

about time big time timmy jim pitched well

need him down the stretch run in my fantasy league, unfortunately it is at the expense of the dbacks

by dbacks4life on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh no you didn't

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

*di'un't

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else have that nervous feeling in their belly? This is not looking good…..

by frubio on Sep 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

yes,hush up now

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-0 now

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

where's our Saint?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

um

let’s go dbacks? and by go i mean … you know, score or something?

/notactuallywatchingthisgame

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

We're gonna

try getting a baserunner first and see how that works out.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm an optimist?

i said i wasn’t watching the game?

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just thought

I’d keep you up to date, that’s all.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

you could

keep me up to date over messenger?

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buuuuut

you were being quiet? And talking to Amberrrrr???

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

This way, he boosts post count.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh!!!

I didn’t even think of that!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've been talking to you all night

and you mentioned the score just once. of course, i was babbling about Jane most of the time.

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

you got off the phone! In the middle of the 1st inning!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

"After settling in for a couple innings, he was hit hard this inning." -Sutton

Um… he gave up one run on one hit? A solo HR that wouldn’t have left any other park.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Humidor!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

/curtschilling

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what i thought

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about

/Jon Garland?

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jon Garland can suck it.

/unspokentruth

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

/frequentlyspokentruth

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah,

I don’t think I’ve ever actually said that?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you haven't

But there are other people on the Earth, Philip.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHY

is everyone calling him Philip now?! Some things are reserved for family, thank you very much!

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And?

My actual mom is board mom, that makes me board big brother, so I reserve the right to call him Philip.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh, well

and i guess he’s gonna be your brother, so. okay. carry on.

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

who was it in the past that always wanted it closed

randy or curt?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sneaking out early

Conkin’ out folks… nightie night.

by asteroid on Sep 7, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Nighty Night Esther :)

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question for our British friends.

How do you get rid of tea stains?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Lemon juice and sunshine.

/not British.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Board Mom FTW

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that's the case

I’d be in trouble since i can’t do anything citrus

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy.

Don’t stain anything with tea. Then you don’t have to use lemon juice.

(You don’t drink it, anyway. You soak the stain with it, then put the fabric out in the sun. And you could use gloves for that.)

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good points :)

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

on what?

clothing? pottery? the cat?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soak in bleach,then wash normally

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or throw away

and buy a new set.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

so wasteful!

make do and mend and save the planet

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im gonna

move to Mars one of these days

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

but it has such a corrupt and oppressive government

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's cool.

I’ve been looking for someone I can overthrow.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overthrowing a website is okay, I guess

But we all know that Jenny’s just waiting for one of us to make a move against Jim so she can come in a pick up the pieces. She’s cagey.

Plus, overthrowing a planetary government looks pretty cool on a resume.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

As long as

you don’t leave any exhaust vents unguarded?

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

.... heh.......

…..cagey………

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Devin just admitted I would win

Plus, that wasn’t what went through my head…

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

lowers rope

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what i would do

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair,

this dish WAS actually my buddy’s, that he left here when he moved out and I took over his lease.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then a symbolic throwing away

and buy a new set. Don’t listen to any of that commie “save the planet” rot.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then you can bleach it

with lemon juice or actual bleach (not both, please!!) and if it doesn’t work, throw it out.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will not post another comment until we get a hit…I am also going to tweet about this so hopefully we can break the jinx…..

by frubio on Sep 7, 2010 10:38 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

okay, you can come out now

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

"we're not poking fun at Freddy Sanchez. GREAT hitter." -Sutton

Um… winning a batting title does NOT make you a “GREAT” hitter.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, I decree

that if there are no Dback hits after 6 innings, we can break out Penelope.

Unless Jim comes and overrules me, but I don’t think he will.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggy!!!

Base hit!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

HAH!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOO!!!

No mo’ no no.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hit!

Ha.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Sep 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggster!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Hee-Haw still on?

I’d try You-Tube and review some shows.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

not quite it

but I love The Wailin’ Jennys.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

What bout me?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA... what??

We don’t know you THAT well…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did it! It was all me, plus the Twitterverse, and a little bit of Miggy!!!

by frubio on Sep 7, 2010 10:43 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Grateful Dead

there’s lot of blue grass, and other kinds too, around there.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Why are we playing Abreu again?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

No kidding :(

I’d rather it be AUGIE playing!

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww damn

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, Barry

I guess we shouldn’t have distracted you with the whole nickname discussion.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

And that, boys and girls

is the ballgame.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m tired of this baseball game.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Sep 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's why I'm working :(

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm tired of these Giants

They can go home anytime now…

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Posey>Upton

At the dish and between the ears.

by Husk on Sep 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

amen

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honest question

If you’re building a team, and you have to take the 1 of those players, which one do you choose?

by Husk on Sep 7, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey

or Justin Upton??

Jesus Christ, man… Upton, by a LONG SHOT.

Posey certainly projects well, but Upton projects to superstardom. And we’ve got him for CHEAP the next few years.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

x10000

talking about getting caught up in the hype

by JustAJ on Sep 7, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the hype is Upton's fault?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

On this team?

Or baseball generally?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can keep the projected superstars

I prefer the gritty blue collar players who produce consistently.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Gritty" "Blue Collar"

Those words don’t mean anything and are staples of lazy sportswriting (No offense)

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a sports writer

and I don’t really care so much about ‘superstars’ out in the field. They are supporting players in the cast.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

All casts

Have strong leads.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the lead

is the pitcher.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not for all scripts/teams

There are many types, and many work in many situations, you can’t be inflexible, you have to play to the strengths that are there.

(Seriously, I’m quite experienced with this analogy)

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

what has Posey proven?

he’s a month into his career?

by JustAJ on Sep 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

would you go

with Posey then?

What would you suggest we do with Upton then? Give up?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon i never said that

Just wondering how much better can he get? Can he make the adjustments? Can he be a consistant .300+ hitter? He’s been in the majors almost 4 years now.

by Husk on Sep 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Posey is a catcher

Upton is a right fielder. Catching is a skill position, right field is a hitting position for poor fielders. But Upton looks cooler in a uniform, so for some, that probably matters a lot.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true

Justin can fill out his uni pretty well. Almost on Reggie Sanders’ level.

by Husk on Sep 7, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i judge a baseball players ability

on how his butt looks in a tight uniform!

/sarcasm

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

careful of the

sarchasm there…

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really.

I was giving it back to you.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, got it now

/understandingFAIL

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Based on physical ability only i'd agree

but i tend to favor guys who can hit for average. Buster’s attitude and position makes it close. No way is either pick a long shot like you guys are saying.

by Husk on Sep 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

What

So… Parra = Posey?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was up with that post?

Qualls? Hello?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh...

we need to establish a literacy test for the ’Pit.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha an ad just popped up

the average dbacks fan iq is 62.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nowadays

I’d believe it.

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

PARRA>INFINITY

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering 90 is retarded.

)most IQ tests are Bullshit.)

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by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

Never been peed on before til now

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

oh how I wish I wasn’t compelled to post that.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK ,straw poll

who is the most fed up of this game? You may illustrate or give examples in your answer.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Who has got two thumbs and is most fed up with this game?

This guy.

#votekishi

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Same here

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

My general feeling

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

puking cat Pictures, Images and Photos

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This game is awful

football starts this week though.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

huurrah

Go Vikes!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the course of writing this post,

Brett Farve retired and then unretired. Twice.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

And

renegotiated his contract, twice.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's

Already started.

(UA’s ranked in the coaches poll! Eat it!)

(Not holding high expectations for the Broncos this year)

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWWWWW YEEEEAAAAH

(‘Skins prolly ain’t goin’ nowhere, either)

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe not

but we’ll still cheer for ’em, babe.

/lookwhatyoudotomeugh

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knoooooow!!!

That was so hot, btw.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

It’s nice that UA is good again… Don’t have to have angst about ALL football now.

If we beat Iowa, that would be nifty

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel like the driver.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, man

I forgot Shawn Dunston works for the Giants.

/backwhensomeofthecubswerecool

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Naw

Totally different decade.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Save that for the Dodgers series

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still using it for Cubs series.

Whom we are not playing for the rest of the year.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, all caught up.

Hi. Doesn’t seem like I missed much.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

They are only 5 miles away!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

PAT MURPHY!

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

ReplyFAIL!!

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by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, Mark, what you're referring to

as a hop is actually prancing…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Man

If only we had Arizona State players

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey

They’re Sun Devils. The sun and hell- both places that are fiery.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I can't even of a lineup of ASU players.

I have a Leake at 1B though?

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

Hoffman finally got #600. Good for him.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Could be

I can remember a time when he was unhittable.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wasn't given chances because he was awful

I think the 600 was really pressing at him; he was great as a setup man but the minute he got stuck into a save situation, there were bits of save all over the field, it was horrible.

on the other hand, Macha got ejected tonight and I’m wondering if Randolph made the call. He certainly deked them with the double switch in the 8th, making everyone think that Axford was going to get yet another multi-inning save.

by morineko on Sep 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoewizard

posted a question;
What is more impressive 600 hrs or 600 saves?

I initially said the Hrs, but after some thought i changed it to saves.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

would agree with you

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

A batter gets a chance to hit a home run a handful of times a game. A closer who gets 50+ save opportunities a year is lucky.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

impressive save totals

the whole Rivera vs. Hoffman thing, Rivera is one of the greatest relievers of all time but it’s a lot easier getting saves out of the Yankees of the last 15 years than it was getting saves off the 1993 Marlins, the 1994-08 Padres, and the 2009-10 Brewers (especially that last; even if Hoffman hadn’t lost the closer’s role, John Axford only has 20 saves this year.)

by morineko on Sep 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that much more difficult

Rivera averages about 39 saves per 162 games, Hoffman averages 40.

After all, a good team might be tougher, since their offense might give you too big a lead for a save.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I admit I hadn't thought of that

another reason it may be hard to get saves as a Brewer—when they win, they pull things like 20-0 games.

by morineko on Sep 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I decided to watch Narveson pitch instead of Enright tonight

For once, I make the right decision on what game to watch.

I’m still not happy. :(

by morineko on Sep 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

KeLLLy

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

CY

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

...

i told you i’d cheer for your teams as long as they’re not playing mine, silly.

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

I’ll try not to hold this against you.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now you know

what I have to deal with.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

i keep it quiet. i wouldn’t have said anything, the boyfriend brought it up.

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, baby.

*Get to deal with.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

........

……………….

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he played for uw!

I watched him ALL THE TIME.

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

……………………………

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

Phillllll why did you have to go and bring this up?

by jinnah on Sep 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

#24 for CY

how the heck did it get to 6 for the giants?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

they scored more runs,or something?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate when that happens!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

More HRs :(

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

great

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Regression.

It’s a bitch.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY good man

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

It’s some I can believe in

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like

when Timmeh is CHASEd…

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by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oceans will rise

and cities will fall, but hope survives!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah CY

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

And now Miggy.

Lincecum getting hit hard now.

But not anymore. He’s out.

Wait, no. Bochy just got told by a little girl.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Justin Beiber is proud of Timmeh.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justin is a man, compared to Timmeh.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now

Tony Abreu with a triple, even.

6-3.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trrrrrrrriple!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, that!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Montero scores

6-3 on a deep hit by Abreu!!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

ugg Parra is pants

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

parra is not having a good game

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

HE'S STILL BETTER THAN UPTON

THE ELVES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME SO

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

GET THEM ELVES OUTTA THERE

a power drill should do the job

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

A circle saw.

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

fo' sho'

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 7, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

FU

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

that hat

epic.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Sep 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

I’m listening through “Dracula: The Musical” for a compare and contrast assignment, it’s not going well.

And yet, not as bad as this game has been

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s not the one with the puppets, is it?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

forgetting sarah marshall?

forgot if that bit was called “dracula: the musical”.

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I don’t remember what it was actually called, but close enough. =)

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just out of curiosity....

What is Upton’s trade value? The fangraph site has him behind guys like Longoria, Pedroia , Utley, Hanley, Heyward, Zimmerman and Votto… We keep hearing about these superstar projections but he might’ve already peaked. Given his age and contract would teams absolutely empty their entire farm systems for him?

by Husk on Sep 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

But considering his contract, we’d be quite stupid.

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No doubt he's untouchable

just wondering ‘’if he was on the t-block’’ how much would teams give up for him.

by Husk on Sep 7, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

the diamonbacks would have to be asking for top talent back. a frontline starter.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

does that come with

Rhianna too?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You catch on fast :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

why do you think he's peaked?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

my mistake

but the question remains…..

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just worried

about his progress. After a great 09’ season i was expecting huge things this year.

by Husk on Sep 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't think so

Not a whole lot of players that I’ve heard of peaked at 23, I know that one Padres guy said he would pee on me or something, but there is validity in that. No two players develop at the same pace, and so I think Upton (Who leads the team in Batting Average and is second in OBP, FWIW) still has some to do.

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peaked?

Seriously?

Any chance you could find a new topic to drive into the ground for an hour?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

the sun rises in the west?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We could always

bust out the Mark Reynolds/Mike Schmidt comparisons…

by Husk on Sep 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out of here...

Test tomorrow so I need sleep…

Goodnight!

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." ~Charles M Schulz

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

good night and good luck!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

............

internet people scare me.

::programs websites::

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they want to take

the 2004 season off the book?

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are they on?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you ever visited there?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes,I'm still in quarenteen my Dr. says

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

redrock thinks I'm Jim for some reason

there are maybe two or three posters I don’t mind reading their comments, the rest can go to Ajo.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thinks you're Jim?

As opposed to, say, the guy who posts under “AZSnakepit”?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what they want you to think

Ahh! Black Helicopters!

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

puts on tinfoil hat

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

tunes in the

Art Bell Show

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, crazy huh?

can’t argue with stupidity I guess

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the JSOnline commenters were bad

but then I read azcentral. and I swear, I would not trade commenters unless someone threw in a blogger to be named later

by morineko on Sep 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec,d

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Javier Lopez??

Dude, I thought you were dead or something.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton

wins Roberto Clemente Award.

/AZCentral implodes

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

As a note

When I type in all caps, I’m doing my glib Azcentral poster that I do at State Fairs and Renaissance Festivals

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because of his ears, obviously.

The Mother Teresa Awards was founded to recognize the achievements of those who beautify the world, especially in the fields of religion, social justice and the arts.

So, you see now?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He uses them to shelter the homeless from the rain.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Whoa...

Leo Rosales is back??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

yep, 2nd game i think

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeahhhh

September.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, man!

Wilson not warming, Romo is.

Team, if you’re going to lose, can’t you at least get my team a save?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Everytime I see the name Romo

I think “douche”

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Or

“Catching a snap on a field goal (snicker)”

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

OH YEAH

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY

KOOL-AID MAN?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAH. I KNEW you'd stick around

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

Or, to elaborate, ????

by Azreous on Sep 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always found that really sinister

even before Jonestown.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was Flavor-Aide

Actually, they couldn’t even get the real stuff

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I smell

A meme

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

my stomache’s been upset

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

COME ON GUYS

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's one base runner!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAH

ANDRES TORRES SUCKS

/notactuallytrue

/andrestorresisplayingoutofhismind

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

he's hitting out of his mind

however, the bits where he’s showing off that he’s graduated from the Ryan Kalish School of Defense….

by morineko on Sep 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

AFLAC pitching now

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

double play insurance

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-4-3 double play

ends it

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

We lose.

WE USED THE RALLY KOOL-AID MAN TOO EARLY!

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

poo

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or too late

was wheat I meant to say

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by Clefo on Sep 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

That’s gotta chaff.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's going against the grain.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-3

that other team

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That game,

it kinda sucked.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Too true

Blah.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday tells me

that it’s the end of the 9th. Like we’re going on to the 10th.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

on some world,

we might be

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

/thankful for radio

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hokay, so...

like… guys? How big should the bubbles be if it’s simmering?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

I feel like I might have been doing this wrong for all these years.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very small.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

... you've never made.......?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

You've never done...?

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by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

tiny?

i think

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

oh, really now, this is a little ridiculous, baby.

by jinnah on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it's simmering

They should be small. And not constant- that’s a boil.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

UGH...

I KNEW it. I’ve been doing this all wrong for years.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

/smacks forehead!

you could have had a V-8!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are you simmering?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jambalaya?

I THOUGHT it was cooking a little too quickly…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

But it’s probably easier to just ask here (or Google) rather than calling someone up or something.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Errrr... no.

Wes would be the WRONG person to talk to right now.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

2:16 game time

19,000 folks to witness that other team to win

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

At least the game didn’t take forever.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Padres leading 2-1 over the Dodgers in the 7th...

I want LAD to win.
/hatesthepadresandlovestoseethemfail

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

You want LA to WIN?

….
….

System Error
Abort, Retry, Fail?

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by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then

You root for a natural disaster

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by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like I say.

In that case, you root for the meteor.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.......
PASADENA, Calif. – NASA says two small asteroids discovered just days ago will zip harmlessly past Earth on Wednesday, a double flyby that should be visible through a telescope.

The asteroids were discovered Sunday by the NASA-funded Catalina Sky Survey in Arizona. The Minor Planet Center in Massachusetts, which tracks asteroids and comets, determined there was no chance of an Earth collision.

rooting for the meteor

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh....

the Arizona Diamondbacks of meteors, apparently.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Can’t manage a big hit when it’s necessary.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, it's a weird feeling

Even Giants fans have to root for the Dodgers…………

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

SEE!

:P

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

cool!

that doesn’t happen very often.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phil is easily distracted

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

i think

that might have been her point?

by jinnah on Sep 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oooooooh.

(seriously didn’t get that)

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

::rolls eyes::

you’re silly. but i still heart you.

by jinnah on Sep 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair,

you were distracting me when I read Jenny’s comment,

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's okay

i don’t mind being your distraction ;)

by jinnah on Sep 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

/cueeveryonehatingus

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah

they still think this is just shameless flirting or something ;)

by jinnah on Sep 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Neither of you is trying to steal Mars from me.

::glares at Jenny::

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

You did claim it

earlier in the game

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, he did,

but then justin wanted a dictator and I volunteered.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

true

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can't volunteer to be dictator

It doesn’t work like that.

#submittokishiasdictatorforlife

I need to register a new domain.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Read the thread

She volunteered.

And you’re on thin ice already.

Because Mars has ice.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

You WANT justin on your lonely deserted planet with you?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

It isn't deserted

There’s a government I have to overthrow.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

an evil one!

martians are unhappy

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, no

We imported it.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

The ice

We imported the ice from Mars. But only thin sheets. The shipping costs are awful.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

How?

With science.

/margin

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Technically, s'okay for postgame

But this thread is fun so we should move it down below.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think she missed the train to Mars

She’s out back counting stars

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by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

::has banhammer::

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, that'll work

Ban me and you’ll only do two things: one, make it so someone else has to pick up SnakeBytes, and two, give me more time to finalize my plans to conquer Mars.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

....... well crap

I don’t want to do all the SnakeBytes, so, I GUESS you can stay……….FOR NOW

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't they know

that stealing isn’t nice? mars is yours!

by jinnah on Sep 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Goodnight everybody! I sure hope we all can forget this game…

by frubio on Sep 8, 2010 12:08 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

good night!

shouldn’t be too hard to forget

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

over throwing

the oppressive government on Mars I think

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

ME!

Wait, if you all leave, then I get the Snakepit.

Hmm……….. Mars or Snakepit………..

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

tough call!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

Hands off Mars, I called dibs.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I answered faster :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

She has a point.

Plus ban hammers. We will need them to repel the Martian onslaught.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

And yet

I already called dibs!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want a

ray gun!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good news everybody, I have invented a device which

shoots rays of lasers out of the end.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

WE ARE SAVED!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kishi has

the Angry Dome which is pretty cool too.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

snap!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ban hammers?

No, we need ray guns to conquer Mars. And I’m a follower of Tesla.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

You should get Venus, Venus could totally kick Mars’ ass if they fought

/AstronomyMinor

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by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would have to assume Jim wouldn't abandon ship.

I will vote…. Oh what the hell, Ill vote for you.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

#votejenny

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon huddy! (tomorrow)

giants: DO NOT LIKE!

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 8, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Ugh...

“3 runs or less”

3 RUNS OR FEWER, DAMMIT!!

/does grammar goosestep

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Webb is the

only other pitcher to go 12 starts without giving up more than 3 runs.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey

But..But.. He is only 23 years old!!

Did anyone catch Sutton saying that about Upton tonight?

When do we stop giving Upton a pass and admit he is a bad player.

by Fred Ricardo on Sep 8, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

when he becomes a bad player?

Honestly, I’m not seeing what you are with the kid

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cause he's not

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by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

We'll do that

When he’s playing badly. Until then, I guess you’ll just continue to whine and bitch and make random claims without actual fact to back you up. Yay?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go join GLB.

They will more than happily welcome you.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is that padres fan?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

After all

Justin Upton is nowhere near as good a right fielder as Will Venable. That guy has a .241 career average! And he’s 27! He’s a wily veteran!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hell

This season J-Up leads the team in batting average

I know we’re not all keen on BA as a way of judging players, but it hast to count for SOMETHING, and certainly doesn’t lend credence that he’s awful and has an invisible bad attitude or whatever comes out of your knockhole.

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by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

'uppity' full of himself

attitude…. I really don’t get those comments at all. some people seem pissed at the Uptown thing which was a marketing ploy by the FO, one I agree with as he is a young and upcoming star of the team… i don’t know.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

UPTON IS ALL HYPE BY THE D'BACKS

not all his fault, but he is lazy and stupid.

by Fred Ricardo on Sep 8, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

proof?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

BASED ON WHAT?

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by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look, I don't normally jump to this conclusion

But am I the only person who reads an implied “and black” at the end of that?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

just like Brian Custers comment last night. Watch it.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

didn't want to go there

but i got to wonder sometimes.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

Soco picked up on it too, apparently. This issue is being dealt with.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if somebody is being called "uppity"

it is a racist comment.

Welcome to the 21st century. Let’s get beyond this insanity.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 8, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was AZBOMBERS.

He’s been re-banned.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

say no more then

explains much

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

He shied away from CY bashing….Progress…?

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by Clefo on Sep 8, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was actually gonna point that out.

At least he’s SOMEWHAT progressing towards racial equality?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 11, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch yourself.

You’re treading dangerously close to troll territory.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 8, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right after we get rid of Qualls.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 8, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Upton had a MRI today

Everything looked good. Will not rush him back, no reason to (duh!) want him to heal properly. Status is day to day, sounds like this is from 2006, rehurt it in 2009.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

So....the conquest of Mars?

/moved thread below

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 8, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, I can't give away the secrets here

They might be listening.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

SPIES everywhere!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're asking a lot of questions, Justin

If that is your real name…

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am a spry for jenny.

My real name is Moose Squirrelov.

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't dirty that ice!

we need to melt it for drinking water and make O2 to breath

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

PADRES WIN!!!!

No help from the D’Backs but the D’backs have not been reliable for anything this year.

by Fred Ricardo on Sep 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey!

No one wants to hear it. Go to Gas Lamp Ball.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute

didn’t LMD have a man crush on parra?

Per Mare, Per Terras

by justin1985 on Sep 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

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My-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-not-the-element-of-efficiency_small kishi

Scarlett_small soco

Us1jack_small DbacksSkins

Players

Wailord_by_xous54_small Wailord

Hl_small Marc Fournier

Golden_dome_small Dan Strittmatter

Avogadro_small Zavada's Moustache

Small blue bulldog