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Gameday Thread, #133: 8/31 vs. Padres

San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks, Aug 31, 2010 9:40 PM EDT


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Kevin Correia
RHP, 10-9, 5.29

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Ian Kennedy
RHP, 8-9, 4.22

Here's to a repeat of last Friday's little slaughter, were we clubbed Correia around like he was a baby seal, while Kennedy one-hit the Padres for seven shutout innings. The resulting 11-5 victory started the Padres' on their current five-game losing streak, so given the results of that last match-up, I'm hopeful we can inflict some more pain on them this evening.

Star-divide

  1. Stephen Drew ss .276
  2. Rusty Ryal 1b .279
  3. Kelly Johnson 2b .276
  4. Chris Young cf .268
  5. Miguel Montero c .279
  6. Mark Reynolds 3b .215
  7. Gerardo Parra rf .244
  8. Ryan Church lf .186
  9. Ian Kennedy p .156

We will, however, have to do it without Justin Upton who is not in the starting line-up for this one. However, Nick Piecoro Tweets, "Gibson doesn't consider Upton's shoulder injury serious. Says Upton has taken swings in the cage and probably will be available tonight." No Adam LaRoche either tonight - the second consecutive game it has been Ryal at first-base instead - not sure what the issue is there.

Won't be about tonight - it's IZW time - but a quick warning. All SB Nation sites will be offline for about 30 minutes, starting at around 11:00 PM EDT, for what is being described as "routine maintenance." Sprankton is on the recap and is aware, so will hopefully get some kind of recap up before the shutdown in question. Fingers crossed this one doesn't go into extra innings!

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Let's go IPK!!!

Time for another awesome outing!

Send the Friars back to the monastery!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

How are things April?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going well thank you :)

Off to a good start in my Psychology class, passed my English class with an A, pretty good week so far. How are things with you, Niiko?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Just completed my English aka Writing Skills class ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well cool!

I kind of know somethin’ ‘bout that writin’ stuff.

Though I don’t think I learned much about it in college. Not in English classes anyway.

by asteroid on Aug 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love writing

ANd I love photography…and hope to combine the two eventually

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Things could be better but...

Things are going reallllly good in my math class so im excited about that.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a professor tell me today (while discussing the final)

if your presentation and paper is completely incoherent you’re looking at the C range. He said it like it was a bad thing. Any other class in the world if you completely bomb a final you get an F not a C. So I’m feeling pretty good about this class

by JustAJ on Aug 31, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're taking a math class? Where at?

Things will get better, hang in there :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ITs just a brush up course at a community learning centerr

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh okay

That’s good to refresh and re-educate yourself

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good evening, all. Thank you for having me in your nightly excitement of Dbacks baseball!

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome Frubio :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi there

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey there!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Derrick Hall was like Lulno to Webb/Maurer's demands.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Starting negotiations at 7.5 mil is crazy

he’s worthless until he can demonstrate that he can get major league hitters out and has durability.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to be a fan of a spoiler team

I mean, best case scenario, we send the Padres into a tailspin, and then, what- the Giants win the division? Not much better, in my eyes.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 9:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Its not about that

it really is about pride, principle, and sending a message to those other teams that they had better enjoy this year because next year isn’t going to be as much fun with a talented Diamondbacks ballclub in the mix.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm personally rooting for the Rockies to win the division'

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Right on, Niiko :) high fives

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather see the Padres in a tailspin

And the Giants and Dodgers completely crumble!

Of course then the Rockies would take the division which I’d love

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I'd like to see a world series in the west

Partially for weather reasons and also because it’d be so much fun to annoy the east coast people.

by asteroid on Aug 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Texas vs. Colorado?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s hope that doesn’t happen. The Rockies already embarrased the NL West by not showing up to the World Series

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frubio

That was then, this is now. They are 3 years older and wiser. The Rockies may surprise everyone

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

would be surprised if they made the playoffs.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY

NO DEFENDING THE ROCKIES HERE

/finger hovering over banhammer

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The rockies suuuuuuuuck and I hope they die in a hole

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry Phil

But in the grand scheme of the NL WEST that’s my choice for the playoffs

stepping off soapbox

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

+10000000000000000000000000

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be a good matchup

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must say this will be more fun to follow your conversations live tonight than reading them the next morning, like I usually do!

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That's

part of the reason why it’s fun to join in!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

A critical hallmark for a rebuilding team

is being the team that the teams in the pennant drive HATE to play, and that’s the D’Backs now.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Great point! Gibby really has gotten an improvement out of these guys! It’s good to see them playing better down the stretch!

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell that to Jim

He still thinks Gibby’s home run against the A’s was a fluke…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It TOTALLY WAS

/sekritasfan

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

/totallynotsekrit

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not pc, but the funniest thing I have heard today!

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

second funniest

The funniest was someone telling me that doing something new-to-him made him feel “like Spencer Tracy at a sock hop.”

by asteroid on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

That’s great!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!!!!

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh my fav Tiger Woods joke!

How is Tiger Woods like a baby seal?

They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.

/leavesthethread

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROTFLMAO!

I love it!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRoche is out because of continued soreness behind his knee

In case anyone wanted to know

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope he doesn't turn into a LaWebb

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You got a point there

he’s demonstrated excellent power and hitting the last month, which would make him more attractive in the market. I hope not, I had thought he was more of a character guy than an in jury guy.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

We were all sayin that about Webb 3 years ago.....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moar leik

LaQualls, with the knee injury.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to know

Why Gibby hasn’t been letting Augie play?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he likes to tease you;-)

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently he does

I did hear Augie was on deck last night when Parra struck out to end the inning…8th I believe?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Augie kitten discovered real cat food today

mind you ,he stood IN the bowl to eat it.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a funny picture

of a similar situation w/ our kittens many years back.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWWWWWW

I love Augie Kitten :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

IPK already has allowed as many hit as he did last time!

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

No Tejada scored :(

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

So...

we’re going to once again spot the Pads a run or two in the first inning?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Deja Vu?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

poo

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

It is hard to be the first one to say the clever thing that everybody else that is watching or listening is thinking!

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

We're pros

we don’t do this at home…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or is it?

Skins where are you?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooooh there it is.

I have to think this is a sarchasm, because my comments are rarely clever. Just many.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just tryin' to do my part....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ,I just say the same old same thing over and over again,

so don’t worry

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The "Macro Queen" herself

online and in person.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh well macros

that’s different

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

IPK has not established himself yet.

not sharp at all (obvious statement of the night award).

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Shout out!!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

IPK needs to go have a conversation with the Colonel between innings!

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Or Mark Reynolds....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay!!! US!!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

/me waves at new lurkers

Pipe up, new folks. People here are friendly.

Especially if you have chocolate.

by asteroid on Aug 31, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaat? I MISSED IT WHAT WAS IT?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big time shout out!

Passionate about the game.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was very cool to hear them mention us.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

You missed my "Skins shout out....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark,

Go with MarkGrace17. We’d love to have you comment here.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

There will be major fainting going on

if Gracie actually commented here. Or is that just me?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

No way to know for sure it was him

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wise move

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poll

would we mind Gracie posting here? Yes/No

Yes, and welcome.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes PLZ

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd LoVE it,

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yesplx

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

but he’ll have to step up his commentary star wars trivia.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is gracie a star wars fan?

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who isn't a star wars fan?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Star Wars is great...

For me to poop on

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yoda

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda Yo Yo Yo Yo Yoda….

Even I love Star Wars…

And for all you SW buffs here, many of my 3rd graders at school are SW fans…I’ve seen so many SW shirts, hats, and lunchboxes in the 4 weeks I’ve worked at the elementary school so far ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

are they the newer movies, or the old school ones?

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The old school ones

The BEST ones. I am not a fan of the new ones

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then

the parents are the fans and buying them for the kids (trust me). Although the kids better like them too, if they know whats good for them!

::shakes fist at son!!!::

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I know

And totally agree. These kids are way too young to know what SW is all about without help from their parents

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, not true.

My grandson, who is only 5, is quite the Star Wars fan. He’s seen the movies, has the Lego Star Wars video game, and Lego Star Wars toys.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Star Trek is better

(runs away very quickly)

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mind Star Trek

Esp the Next Generation

loves Wesley Crusher

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Data

can kick C3PO’s @$$…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Data too :)

And Brent Spiner has quite the wit and widsom on his Twitter

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you HAVE to be

to post here,Am I right guys?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be an honor to talk to the man who wasn’t good enough to start for the Cubs, but was for the World Champions! (Also, came up with the cool line of “trophy and ring” at the post-parade get-together and invited 49,000 people to a party at Gracie’s house)

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean

“too good to start for the Cubs”?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

I would totally love it if Grace posted here to and for us

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we could start a tradition of Arizona color commentary guys and invite Ron Wolfley! Imagine Gracie and Wolf! Hilarious!

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

we can get him to get his sabermetrician on.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But still, bring chocolate.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’ll take care of it all for you thankyouverymuch

by asteroid on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 runs back?

pfft..Mark can sort that out by himself.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Perfect call :)

#backfromdinner

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to go rewind the tivo....

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

What happened to King without a Crown?

that song is awesome.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that song too Niiko :)

I got the whole listing from the musical engineer at Chase upon email request :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you send me the list?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure thing bud :)

Is your email address on your profile here?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sent it

Let me know if you got it

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did.

Lul Rusty uses Hash Pipe by Weezer.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That song is so weird

But I love it ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Post what?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The walkup songs.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The list.

as a fan shot or something? Unless I misunderstood you.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could do that I think

I hope I don’t get into trouble though by posting it

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

not sure about that. You could ask ’em.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would you?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I know some things baseball are sacred

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, post it

It’s not like their walk up music is secret- they play it in front of thousands of people every day. =)

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

I’ll pos it soon

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh me too

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

...


Wow. That must’ve been embarrassing.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh Ryan singles

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Ryal

really a threat to steal?

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Just hopped on to say

congrats on the shoutout!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

thx

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone should email Mark

and let him that it was unanimous, he can comment on the Snake Pit board (as long as they aren’t really ‘big’ comments…).

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did email him

and tell him we’d love to have him comment. And I signed it from azsnakepit.com

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just wondering,

would the team allow him to go on here if he wanted to?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch

he’s LMD.

THE TROLL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE ORGANIZATION

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

And rec'd.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has there ever been a poll taken here to see how people are following the game, i.e. tv, radio, or internet?

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Internet

for now. May pick up a radio in a bit.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

IDK

I don’t remember one.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Internet because I'm in the UK

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I listen to the broadcast on my phone and follow on Gameday…

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I wish….just the Samsung Blackjack II….

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Direct TV. XM when on the road.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teev.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

TV most days

Radio when I’m driving.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was pathetic

with a couple entertainment highlights…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lulling them into a false sense of security

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Padres pitcher

gonna give up lulRUNZ

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

for shizzle

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

for some reason...

kennedy does a lot worse in innings 1-2-3 than in innings 4-5-6

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That's usually a mechanical problem

Release point, landing point or a combination of both.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a crap that looked like Eckstein once....

ugliest crap I ever took

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Was

it scrappy?

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we really want to know??

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is the Snakepit

nothing is sacred

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So true!! (Unfortunately!)

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats

a bit better IPK.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

7 pitches!!!! Good job, 1st place team!

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Worst walk up song?

Havin’ My Baby

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

oh my.

I don’t think I could out-do that one.

by asteroid on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that like

Papa Don’t Preach?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be appropriately wrong too

But not nearly as much ohgodno as Havin’ my baby

by asteroid on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point LOL

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you send that one in by email?

You should. Really. We’re still giggling.

by asteroid on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lul Gracie used Sevendust.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggy!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I see

my authorship brought us a Dbacks announcer.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't really.

I don’t really use facts.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

*bows*

we are not worthy

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moar

HRs.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

What up, guys?

Other than Mark Reynolds being freaking awesome.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

OVER THE POOL!!!!

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Tie game.

HOLY SHIT… OPPOSITE FIELD ACTUALLY BEYOND THE POOL AGAIN

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark has done it again!!!

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

he's just so awesome

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i think this is the real reason why we want to move the fences back

because our guys are so strong, it doesn’t affect our home run totals…it only affects the opponents…

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i luv me the opposite field bomb

MAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Guys Guys Guys.....

THE STRIKEOUTS REMEMBER!!!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

He's only as good

as his most recent at bat…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

And everyone thought the Rockies were nuts to have the humidor

And know the Dbacks are talking about implimenting one…not such a bad idea now is it?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

it is an insane idea, unless we can use it for the opponents….

by frubio on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

The Diamondbacks hit longer home runs in Chase than opponents do.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes change everything always

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm cool with the Rox

but I wouldn’t go into defending them territory.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

honestly dont get it for Chase.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

SIKE

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

reynolds....

trying to prove us wrong and saying he can get to 40 HR this year….

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope so

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

His trade value is soaring...

Reynolds, Kennedy/Augustine for Z Greinke.

by Husk on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

* teeters on edge of Sarchasm

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i would not be against

a reynolds and augenstein for greinke trade

hell, i would not even be against a reynolds and kennedy for greinke trade

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

probably would be.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too. maybe a kennedy and BA trade

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

they also wouldn't need BA....

they have kila ka’aihue…..awesome name no?

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh

yesplx.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

greinke is soooo good

and we’ll have competent replacement 3rd basemen in the future

moot point anyway, cuz the royals don’t want/need a 3B

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aces

don’t come easy..

Greinke
Enright
Hudson
Webb/Parker
Joe

wow

by Husk on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Royals were very interested in Mark

According to Gambo. Now take that as you want haha

by Husk on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

um...

gambo is an idiot? one of the best royals prospects is mike moustakas at 3B…and he’s almost ready to make it to the majors

they do need pitching though….i’d sacrifice pitching prospects farther from the majors for greinke….

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't even need "Royals" in there

Moustakas is one of the best prospects in the Minors.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

As

I dont follow the Royals much, and am attached to Mark and IPK; I probably would. But I realize Greinke rocks.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

You’d trade a slugger and a pitcher for an older, more expensive pitcher who isn’t performing much better than the pitcher we already have?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!!! Pull the trigger!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

um....

nobody would bet that kennedy is going to pitch better than greinke next year…regardless of park factor

so yes?

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

Mark exceeds the difference between the two, no matter how large.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Mark Reynolds + IPK (ERA+ of 106 for $403k this year) > Greinke (ERA+ of 108 for $7.25 million this year)

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not trading for greinke this year

i’m trading for greinke next year and the year after that

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You get to trade for Greinke!?!?!?

I thought they still hadn’t picked a GM yet…

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine

Then you’re burning six years of IPK plus Mark’s time for two years of Greinke. We’re still going to suck next year, so you’re really burning all that for 2012 of Greinke. Why?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, and

Greinke’s making $13.5 million next year and the year after that, so you’d also be murdering most of the payroll we cleared with the trades.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lemme ask you this

Do you trade Reynolds for Zach straight up?

by Husk on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Straight up? Yeah.

But you’d probably have to get the Royals GM pretty drunk to agree to it.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it is Dayton Moore

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

??

reynolds is the one i have more of a problem trading…

i’d much rather give up kennedy and a prospect than reynolds and a prospect…

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd trade IPK for Greinke, too

A one-for-one trade is a huge win for us. But both?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what i mean is....

are you okay with reynolds and a prospect for greinke?

cuz if you are … we have plenty of prospects who could be like IPK in a year….

we have no prospects who can be like greinke

we have a couple prospects who could be like reynolds

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

you are saying you dont like this trade?

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes....

ian kennedy, if we’re lucky, is a 2 WAR pitcher next year. mark reynolds, if we’re lucky, is a 4 WAR hitter next year.

zach greinke is having a down year. and yet he’s still managed 5 WAR. he’s also publicly talked about how frustrating it is to pitch in KC. coming to a weaker league, with better defense behind him, he could easily be an 8 WAR pitcher next year.

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark

is the Dancing Queen?

Not quire sure about THAT particular reference.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Dancing Queen Reynolds?

insert ABBA song

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's in right for the Padres?

He didn’t make too much of an effort there.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwick

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Ludwick

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.... Who?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwick

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw a white kid try to make a joke in a bkack barber shop once

And one of the barbers started singing that song! The whole place lost it. Funniest thing I ever saw

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

*black

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boy, do I love

crushing Padre pitchers.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Friday night and the lights are low

Looking out for a place to go.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Aug 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

tuesday i've got friday on my mind

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that song

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in love with Saturday's child.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

She drives me wild...

loves the Monkees

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was for you

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you Hannah :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

btw

right now we have everyone (except the LF and pitcher) batting above 800 OPS….that’s pretty solid

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw, man

Robbed.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

seriously tejada? isn’t that pretty deep to be playing at SS?

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

knock ;em dead

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

See

Next time, finish the post with: “…and away!”

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bye Superman

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saved the day.

Maggie’s not crying anymore. :-D

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 1, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good!

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 1, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

awesome, daron mentioned me on air

i was the one who said cher would be the worst walk up song

by dbacks4life on Aug 31, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Bang Bang?

or Halfbreed?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

super hardcore

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, did you send that email to Mark

telling him he could post here?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Niiko and I

both tweeted to the booth.

Alright, leaving fr rlz now.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You rock!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's batting now?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

No, he's on first at the moment

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man,

KJ is like FML right now.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!

What a great look from KJ.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

NOW I see what they're talking about

That is a funny choice for a song.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

He didn't choose it,

evidently. Somebody is funning with him.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they changing his song every AB?

Because that would be hilarious.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That is too funny

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRoche

is the prime early suspect.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds

is laughing pretty hard at it, too.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me of a quote from LaRoche

From one of the articles I read yesterday, he said something to the effect of “If I was going to pull a prank on someone on the team, my first step would be to go to Kirk Gibson’s office.”

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are a few pranksters on the team

I am guessing it’s not just LaRoche in on it but others too

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone

ever read “The Peloponnesian War?”

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

in Greek.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure

someone did.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No

but dont tell me how it ends. I might want to read it some day.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

the butler did it

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

who's account?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just did.

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I was supposed to

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone

being serious?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

in Greek.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does

it get any better?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only when it turns to French

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Har har har

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Plague chapter

is interesting, and don’t forget Cleon.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surely you can't be serious?!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am serious...

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And don't call him Surely.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love Airplane

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

A classic.

Almost as many good lines as The Three Amigos.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Half Baked

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Serious?

Have you ever posted here before?

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've read it in translation

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It took some work to get through.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I have the next week and a half to conquer it, and try to figure out the political philosophy in it.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Athens = Good Guys, Spartans = Bad Guys

The author, Thucydides was an Athenian General who lost a major battle, and wrote the book as a subtle apology. It is an amazing humane book though, for all of it’s political posturing and IMPOSSIBLE speeches.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

that’s the easy part to understand. Unfortunately it’s for a political philosophy course, so I need to connect it to political theory. Blech.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you win the war then you get to make the rules.

A+

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think "Propaganda"

and that’s all I’m going to say further about it.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will

keep that in mind, thanks.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you learn Greek to read it?

Or did you study Greek as your foreign language?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Impressive.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's still impressive.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't

you also go to law school, or am I thinking of someone else?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I did,

hated it and left. It takes a special kind of person to go into that field.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know you have to do this for a class

but a good historic fiction novel on the Peloponnesian War is Tides of War by Michael Curtis Ford. It follows disgraced Athenian Admiral/ Contemporary Benedict Arnold, Alcibiades. Pretty awesome.

by JustAJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, might add that to my list

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen

that, I’ll have to check it out. I’m actually enjoying this so far, minus the Randian long speeches.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you read The Ten Thousand?

Xenophon’s mercenaries in Persia? Same guy wrote it and he pretty well owns that genre along with Steven Pressfield.

by JustAJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

never read anything by him.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Headley gets on board

while we chat away here

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else

digging on “Erase Me” by Cudi? Jeez that song’s one of the greatest I’ve heard in a long, long while.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

No

I’m not.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I sure do love it.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shame

on you.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like

shame on you.

Yeah, good luck on recovering from that one.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wailord uses Shame!

It’s not very effective…

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I can’t hear you from the bleeding that shit song caused.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously

someone’s not listening to the right song.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listening to Mumford and Sons a lot lately

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goin to see John Mayer live on Saturaday!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen him in concert

Puts on a great show

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ew

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am I reallly like it.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Church's AB song

Is a Kid Cudi tune

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaand

I declare NASCAR to be the victor of this thread.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope

that doesn’t mean multiple bannings, creepy Photoshops, and

OH

You didn’t mean victor you meant

oh

whoops

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, NASCAR is victor?

That explains SO much.

#beatbysoco

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

#alwaysbeatbysoco

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not many people realize

how abusive Snakepit moderators are…

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

the most abusive.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would say...

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOOOOOOOH WHAT YOU SSSSSSSAY

OH THAT YOU ALWAYS MEANT WELL?

WELL OF COURSE YOU DID

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP

MAKING ME LIKE YOU.

by jinnah on Aug 31, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh... I was actually implying her but whatever.

You can be the worse one instead, ok?

/nooffensejennyimnotbeingserious

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think MOST people realize that.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

#fineimwithkishithen

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

+5

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

+10

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kennedy battling Denorfia at the moment

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

as if anybody cares

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

crud Pads score

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo Kishi

when you wanna practice on Caturday?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

When is Caturday?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last

Thursday.

Actually, Saturday, methinks.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't you have homework?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

actually, yes. Le fu-

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

After Ciday. Duh

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

Morning might be less awful, heat-wise- plus I’ve got to be back on this side of town in the evening.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

how early is early? Cos I’m generally awake before 7.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

9:30 or 10?

I could probably manage that.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

/Does not want to wake up that early

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suck it up

kiddo.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok ok. Can i at least get a lollipop?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, dude

Just remember I have to wake up earlier.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually have to wake up at 5.

Hey, I like 6-2 because then you are off for the rest of the day, and can do stuff.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

was about when I fell asleep on Sunday morning.

#insomniaFTL

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That.... is not early.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

for me it is. I wake up at 11 the earliest

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok lol

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 o'clock sounds good

to me.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That'll work.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

heeeeey kids

thought i’d stop by and cheer for my future home team, ahem, soco. how ya’ll doin?

by jinnah on Aug 31, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm

going to ban you.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 lol

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

would I?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude.

Don’t make me have to unban her.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 1, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

BANFEST

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Sep 1, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tired.

And you?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

uuuugh.

i’ll email you about how i am later, lol.

by jinnah on Aug 31, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great she steals my thunder.

Hey. I am now here. Been a few days since my connection felt like working… not that anyone noticed I was gone.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

You

were where?

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't posted since Saturday, I think. lol

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the snakepit!

Are you new?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that I think of it

today may actually be my one year anniversary of joining the Pit lol.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like it was yesterday

Missed it by this much!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

who are you?

oo oo oo oo

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your worst night mare.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed you weren't here

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

:P

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

A night mare

sorry you have to see this.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a turd with eyes.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically.

Also a night mare.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark

to answer back?

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

/is stuck watching Pads broadcast

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sneaking out here

Got up too early.

Just make sure the dbacks win, k?

by asteroid on Aug 31, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes indeed

Have a good night Asteroid :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehe

Mark Reynolds. Just checked the game and he is once again being the worst every day hitter in the league.

by JustAJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha

someone just gave a speech that started “The Athenian’s speech was long, and I didn’t understand it.”

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Now you're getting it...

Its good stuff. Read “The Histories” by Herodutus. It’s a very funny book about much the same topic. It gossips. It gives recipes. It tells tall tales. Nowhere near as dry as Thucydides.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

RECIPES???

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love The Histories

It’s almost like The National Inquirer version of history.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

and like the National Inquirer

90% of it is most likely not true or at least extremely embellished.

by JustAJ on Aug 31, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It hardly matters

It’s awesome. I always wanted to write a more modern history in a similar style.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was reading that last week

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

TH E VERY WORST WALK UP SONG WOULD BE

“Against All Odds” by Phil

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

According to soco

it’d be Erase Me.

But who cares about soco?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

crap.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

the mrs?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Birdy song would be pretty bad

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as bad as "I Wanna F%@# You Like An Animal"

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of my favs

and it’s called “closer”

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about

“Love Shack” by the B-52’s?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

I’ve heard that used before.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

not the worst.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

Go the Tulo route:

“Party In The USA” by Miley Cyrus ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about I feel like a woman by Shania Twain?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the chorus is used

then we may have a winner.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or End of the Road

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about They're Coming To Take Me Away

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

A B C D E F G H I got a gal

in Kalamazoo

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm thinking

i am woman – helen reddy
tip-toe through the tulips – tiny tim

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZOMGZ!!!

END OF THE WORLD

RBI MACHINE TOOK A WALK

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice AB by the RBI machine

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Parra parrades to 1st

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

UH OH

I hope Parra’s ok!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice D

Parra’s got some hustle out there.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

great

defense….by parra

i seriously love our defense this year

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Reynolda to LaRoche is stellar

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBI Machine

transforms into injured wrist machine.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Rbi Machine is evolving....

RBI Machine evolved into Injured Wrist machine.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHEW!

HA HA A-GON!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT was a LOT closer

than I wanted it to be.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

NASCAR

all the references to “barbarians.” Is that literally what the original text said, or is there some sort of underlying reference here to another culture?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Like the Red Sox Nation?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH hey

Anybody here in a different time zone than, well, 8pm? I need a realllly quick test for something……. pretty please?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I am

of all time zones.

So it goes.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got you. Whatcha need?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course you do.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

/bitchslap

/she chooses hannah instead

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Only cuz hers is farther away, I’m curious what it says.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone else feel the cold hard sting of rejection

or is that just me?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all good, broski

can I buy you an apple juice?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ouch.

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol, good one.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

How old are you anyway?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

16

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm only eleventeen

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, what?

I haven’t taken math yet, I can’t count that high.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Words. Ha.

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

because you keep saying how you are really young, and that maybe your opinion should be discounted because of that

i actually thought you were like 12

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

Maybe I am, and don’t know how to reflect my age using numbers?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 PM here

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

me

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 am

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

bed.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh, yes, yours would be a good test

Do you have IM or should I email you?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

email me at the wildmail address

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. Will do. :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not my time for sure

Tuesday, August 31, 2010 – 20:09

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm, that's pacific time

If anything, it should actually be the server’s time zone… which I’ve set to be Eastern…….

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you need to check again

do it again,even if it;s another day

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, yeah I'll have to see how to fix that

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol IPL walks

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Ye of little faith

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't be the first or alst time

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

*last

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryal

be like HA

YOU WRONG

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know...

i almost was worse than wrong

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

A DP is more likely. We got lucky.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice slide by Drew

Let’s get some runs.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

we got lucky……

still, gotta admit he hit that harder than i thought he would

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Pssssssh

there’s a dude named Dorkis in this.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Cmoooooonnn CY............

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon CY!

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude

I know it’s harder to drown your sorrows if that glass is only half-empty, but…

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

i love it when i’m wrong….it makes me feel happy more often than not

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like hedging...

cuz when you’re wrong, then something good that you wanted to happen happened…

but when something bad happens, well at least you were right, which makes up for it somewhat

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tie ballgame!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

crap...

i typed that after CY hit a single

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

BASE HIT!

TOTALLY missed his spot!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Tie game!

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

my god but this third base coaching...

nice job by chris young (and drew)

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh halp

this San Diego Hyundai commercial is Take Me Out to the Ballgame using lyrics about their stupid dealership. No one can sing, it’s extremely out of tune, the lyrics don’t fit… and… and…

they said “in it’s class”.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God for Mute buttons

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, man

Did they make a bunch of dealerships make versions of that awful ad? The one for Phoenix has some girl who apparently thinks that this is the song to show off her bad soprano voice.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have the SAME thing

for a Phoenix Hyundai dealer….. Hmmmmmmmm.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

GROUND RULE DOUBLE

5-3!!!

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

GETTIN

MIGGY WITH IT

NAH NAH NAHNAH NAHNAHNAH

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

MIIIIIIIIGGY

GRRRRROUND RUUUUULE DOOOOOUBLE

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggy!

Ground rule double!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

RUNZ!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

wow montero!

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't intentionally walk Reynolds.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

They should just let him strike out lulz

/azcentral

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's right reynolds

take that intentional walk

keep up that OBP

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

BUT HIS

BATTIN AVEREDGE??

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

you’re right…what am i talking about….

SWING REYNOLDS…..SWING!

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAN'T

GET A HIT IF YOU DON’T SWING

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

What if you bunt?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

UM

I

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Intentional Walk?!?!?!!

but don’t they know Reynolds sucks?!?!

by JustAJ on Aug 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

they were hoping he’d still swing at it.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

now we have the RBI machine

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

7-3.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it. My 5 year old yahoo account is sending out spam shit.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

That's awful

Five year-olds probably shouldn’t even be on the internet, let alone spamming.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is how I read it too

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I created it in 2005, hence it is 5 years old. Point?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think we all got it.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

/shows self out

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew we should have been suspicious

when your last recap was done with crayon and paper mache.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't even know

how hard it is to get the damn things within the lines.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok serious answers.

Can you delete a Yahoo account? I can’t find anything.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/edit/changing_users/edit-23.html

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

No prob

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

nuke it from orbit

it’s the only way to be sure

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah woah

what if it has a Dead Hand system for automatic second strike?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

TACOS

TACOS
TACOS

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

MORE RUNS YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

These New Dbacks

are, like, awesome.

RBI MACHIIIIINE

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI Machine!

Two run single!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

TACOS

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

my goodness!

who are these mothers?

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Of Invention?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinkin'

bad john shafts

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

MILFs

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

That is so vulgar.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 31, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i bet bud black

is crying on the inside…

RBI machine….getting two RBI’s….against a lefty….

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Also

He’s terrified of tacos with arms.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

after two strikes too...

how did….parra….i don’t even…

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBI Machine

Not an ironic nickname at this point

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He's earning it

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

that fake mark grace is hilarious

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I want another MR HR

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Church?

Out?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Shursh?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel bad for the pads....

they could lose six straight….

i guess this is regression?

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry.

You’ll get over feeling bad for them.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah...

i like overperforming teams, as opposed to underperforming ones (*cough*st. louis*cough*)

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say

they might ban a bunch of us tonight in a fit of anger, but I think they already did that 4 years ago.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Their mom won’t let them stay up too late, ‘cause they’ve got school tomorrow.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's true

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And they'll unfriend us off Facebook

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

sniff ...

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feel bad for the Pads?

Does not compute

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to think of a more deserving team.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

IPK's all, what? I have to bat AGAIN?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Or

walk again. Hopefully.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or not :(

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No more music for IPK?

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

If it was me

I’d shut down my walk-up music, just out of concern of what someone might have changed it to.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about "Rubber Ducky" by Ernie?

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of their music...

I FanPosted the list of their walkup and warmup songs ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

cheers

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheers back at ya :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

thanks!

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

yw :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 run innings meet my personal approval

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

dude...

so the reason the dbacks haven’t been winning this year, was because you didn’t give your approval?

GET ON IT. NOW.

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Pads

are going to hate playing the "Backs…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, ain't that a sweet thing?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Distracted by cheerleaders?

Well, at least the Racing Legends are sticking close to their source material for Grace’s losses.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

+1

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would have been more accurate if it was

a KidCaster

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Gracie

you so funny.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Gracie says

he never had a date with a cheerleader. I find that hard to believe.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Might depend on

your definition of “date”.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

or cheerleader

cough= George Bush- cough

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

are you implying that Mark Grace has dated George Bush?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

George Bush

is way too old for him.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I guess that’s true.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yet he damn near married Belinda Carlisle...

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew!

Chapman looked good. Mechanics aren’t as violent as Strasburg and he touches 100 with greater ease.

by JustAJ on Aug 31, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

"They've been a very hot and cold ball club"

I nominate Grace for understatement of the year.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

They've also been a yes and a no ball club

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe the team music should be the song

“Hot N Cold”

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

now I don’t wanna.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say what?

The only language I know of yours is AARON HEILMAN :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that considered cursing?

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was just playing around

cut & paste german. rated g, trust me…

by brian custer on Aug 31, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Milsk!

Duetchland uber alles.

That is the extent of my vocabulary.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Is "Aaron Heilman" considered cursing?

He makes me curse.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a curse word in my vocab

But then neither is “Augie Ojeda” :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thou shalt not take thy Ojeda's name in vain.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope :)

Augie Ojeda and Aaron Heilman are two words I say with a smile :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to stop myself

From saying I say those words with pleasure LOL

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ffffffff

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick, cover his ears!

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's past his bed time anyway.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian :)

I know you were :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look

I don’t speak that crazy sausage language.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ist nicht alles

andere als ein Herzschmerz.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Que? No entiendo Aleman.

Pero, hablo un poco ingles.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me vendio las verduras podridas.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deputy Dan es su amigo.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

IHSB?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Deputy Dan has no friends."

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

gah... I shouldn't have tested it.

Um… ASL? Hey, since KT isn’t around any more I am now the first deafest. lol

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what's up with her?

She’s such a sweet girl. I hope she’s okay!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's fine.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good

I know she’s busy with school and such.

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sir may I see your papers?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could be the high point of the day.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who's on second?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

What

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

KJ

ain’t got time for Padres ‘hits.’

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Kelly Johnson

Putting on a defensive clinic that inning.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope

he remains a Dback for awhile, along with LaRoche.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So we have warmed?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Mark Grace to an "adult beverage"

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIDP

goodbye, run, even if the Pads are like SDKLJFASDKLJFKLASDJFASDKLJ ;_________________-;

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

wait

no

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wha?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't

a GIDP.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

i love how umps ALWAYS give the benefit of the doubt to the great defensive play

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair

I only like it about half the time.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh,you and your logic

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just like Jim Joyce!

…he did what? Oh, um… nevermind.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaaand Black is gone

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

ejection bud black

it was a “tie”

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 31, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure does :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear to goodness

I read that as “dope”

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang

here I am gettin all excited

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be Tim Lincecum

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a lot of hope for next year

I hope Aaron re-signs with the D’Backs, btw.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't know

he’s going to want a multi-year deal. is that in the budget? closer, mid-reliever, starter? all big questions for aaron as he enters the f/a market…

by brian custer on Aug 31, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No easy answers

but you have to admit, there’s a new feeling of success growing here, and for a long time pro, that has to account for something.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought someone repeatedly said Heilman shouldn't be a closer? Are you his agent or not? lol

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's up to the team

If they think he’s worth re-signing then a deal may be a possibility

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

kennedy

is like a jake westbrook, or derek lowe, or bronson arroyo, or paul maholm

it’s good that we have him. and i like that we have him….especially for 500k

but it’s not THAT exciting

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, good, sucky and suck.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was channeling a certain DBBP poster actually.

But that works :P

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bronson Arroyo?

Hating on a guy with a 3.83 ERA over the past two seasons?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Arroyo

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I was remembering him like 5 years ago so I should have looked him up I guess.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even then

His ERA+ was above 100. The dude’s been really solid for the most part.

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Aug 31, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ps

derek lowe isn’t that good

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

anymore*

look at his stats with Boston as a closer.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes...

i mean right now, derek lowe isn’t that good

and kennedy is like the right now derek lowe

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

The guy who took over for Bud Black sure looks thrilled.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Bummer Drew

I was getting used to you hitting .500.

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on Aug 31, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

DFA!

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kelly walKs

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

"Kelly Johnson's usually his whipping boy"

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

KJ

Is gonna make LaRoche his whipping boy for changing his at bat music!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 31, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ekky is scrappy

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

And poop like

(See above comment)

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 31, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice K

Two outs.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

jeezus

i thought the ump was gonna call it a ball for a second…..

i was like, are you kidding me?

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we have that one ump that takes like 5 seconds to make a call?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno

but he let ludwick walk on a similar pitch earlier…so i was worried

by blue bulldog on Aug 31, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inning over

no runs

woo

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

And IPK gets out of trouble

Good work.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

he's been awesome

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Verizon

I don’t want weird robot hands. Just let me plug the phone directly into my brain.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Yours doesn't?

Time to upgrade, Gramps!

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

My stupid phone doesn’t even want to send text messages half the time.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine is a semi-touch screen.

I almost deleted my sisters phone number when I was trying to text her earlier. I will never again get a touch screen.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes it will just sit there opening random menus for no apparent reason.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine has no way to lock the phone.

It’s terrible.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine

is a Blackberry.

:(

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

RACIST!

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a

FRUITIST.

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Aug 31, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

What phone do you have, Justin?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Verizon POS

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Sep 1, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mine's a Verizon too

Mine is the Dare and it’s damn near obsolete now. I had to go clear acrossed the valley to get a replacement battery for it because only ONE Verizon store up here had it in stock

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about

An electronic eye?

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Aug 31, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a robot maid

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Does it shoot lasers?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the Unimate

In the Robot Hall of Fame?

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Aug 31, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should see

The President’s Analyst. It was made in 1967 and it’s eerie in it’s prediction of future phones.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh. My. Gosh.

TPC!!!!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 1, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did it predict

Lock buttons that don’t work and text messages that won’t send?

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Sep 1, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

My friends and I

were terrified of TPC for years.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 1, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

The Players Course?

I guess?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Sep 1, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Phone Company?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 1, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shhh.

The. Phone. Company.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 1, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I FORGOT

the Phone Company in TPA was “TPC” complete with robot executives. Hilarious.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds walks

That guy is terrible, never gets walks with the bases loaded.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

He only HRs in meaningless games with no one on!

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That tends to happen

When the batter whiffs on a hit-and-run.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to start looking else where for a 3B. A .215 hitter is unacceptable.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 31, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

DFA.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 1, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

applaudes Kennedy

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

We need more pitchers that know how to win.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Sep 1, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

AND bat 300

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

When glancing at this

I could have sworn it said, “applesauce.”

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Sep 1, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

applesauce.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Sep 1, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Applaudes?

What’s your angle?

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Sep 1, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kurt.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Sep 1, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hurt.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Sep 1, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted to make a smartass remark but got nothing, so just said applesauce.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Sep 1, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

non angle sed anglii

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

English or u kin git outtttt

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Sep 1, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

She’d have to be here first.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Indians were here first, though.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Sep 1, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

....

Okay.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

And a double play

Whew.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

boyer does burn worms

but he gives up waaaay too many walks imo

by blue bulldog on Sep 1, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

PETA

would like a word with you?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Sep 1, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

GIDP works for me

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff double for Church

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Dread Pirate to pinch hit!

I think that dude is awesome.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

Me too, alongside Augie.

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dread Pirate ahoy

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaaaat

We’re winning? And the game’s still on?

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 1, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Wait

There’s a game on?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Bwahahaha!

And A-Gon botches it, so instead of a sac bunt, we’ve got runners at the corners!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Or not

Church didn’t advance, never mind.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

well Churches have deep foundations

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

A-Gon sucks

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drew

DFA

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Heads up to everyone

If you haven’t read 50 Cent’s tweets, you should start right now. They’re priceless. Here’s an excerpt…

I’m on a plane this ugly ass stewardess in my face. She keep asking me if I want s***. I keep telling her no.

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Sep 1, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

For some reason

I found the whole Kanye West’s tweets combined with New Yorker cartoons thing hilarious.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

My goodness

Kelly Johnson’s face when he heard “It’s Raining Men” just melts my heart.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 1, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I wish I could have seen that

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tooooo cute/funny huh :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 1, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Diamondbacks are having fun

the Pads, not so much…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay.

Three outs to go.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

nice to see that the broadcasting team

is keeping up the tradition of mildly homoerotic broadcasting…although wondering if they did intend the shot of Mel Stottlemyre in the background…

by morineko on Sep 1, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

cross x x fingers

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Lets go Demel

close ’em out

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Sep 1, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

leadoff walk... not the thing

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 1, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chapman hit 102 mph

in his major league debut tonight. The next great (surgical patient) pitcher.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

the one difference is that Chapman will be pitching one or two innings at a time, instead of Sir Stephen’s 5-6

Professional Lurker... if you see this, there may be a problem..

by GuruB on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oy Vey Demelition Man!

Not the time to implode, dude!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate

Demel.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Sep 1, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I know what's up

he sucks.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Sep 1, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

demel...

is pretty good….

i would argue he’s among the top 3 arms in our bullpen.

by blue bulldog on Sep 1, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd argue

that I hate him.

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Sep 1, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yuck.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

cr@p

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

guti in

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 1, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

um

what the hell?

demel gets in trouble…so we pull him….for guti?

didn’t we let guti try to save against the padres before? last time that happened he blew a four run lead….

by blue bulldog on Sep 1, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

That was the ting to do in this situation

Gibby isn’t about ‘oh, let’s let the kid work it out." He’s about “do the job, or sit.” I like that – it’s the way it used to be in baseball.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff walks always score

Except when they don’t.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 1, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

This is a well-known fact.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 1, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

yah demel-man needed a double play not a double hit

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 1, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sooo... what'd I miss?

Ooooh… total awesomeness!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 1, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh dear...

what’d I miss? I was here for “It’s Raining Men”.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

NICE.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 1, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Scrappy Doo is up

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

scott hairston was a good matchup

let’s see if eckstein proves to be… (i don’t like it)

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 1, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Guti better not walk Ecks

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Out #2.......

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 1, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Sweet

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

thank god...

i was screaming to have him just throw it down the middle the whole time….eckstein never chases/strikes out…..just make him swing

by blue bulldog on Sep 1, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

whew

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Let's get Te-ja-ja-da out

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Go back to your street malts

and your Zimas!

Ja! Ja! Ja!

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

bad decision by ryal

but it works out. i would like to add that it wouldn’t even be possible for laroche to have reached that ball.

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

WIN!!!!!!!!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Win!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

5 STRAIGHT

YOU HEARD?

And when something falls out of place, I take my time, I put it back.

by soco on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

No?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I heard that

yesterday…. tonight, I heard 6.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 1, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

i am seriously

beginning to love miggy’s pitch calling….

by blue bulldog on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Game over

Great August!

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

guti comes through!

winnerzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

WIN!

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 1, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Winning

Is BEAUTIFUL!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

yes..,.yes...yesyesyesyesyesyes

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love it

it’s not consistently frustrating to watch games on tv…this month

by venomfan on Sep 1, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Hahahaha

Kelly Johnson says it’s been a dream of his to come up to bat to that song for years.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE KELLY's smile!!!!!! :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 1, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Wish I could have seen it

Alas, no cable, so I tune in via radio

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh I'm so tired

this was exhausting

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

God damn

you are making this TOO EASY.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 1, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah haha

I set myself up for that one.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 1, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is he on Facebook? ;)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 1, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are going to replay that

for a loooooong time. Good stuff.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Sep 1, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

It has a different vibe

than if they did it when the DBacks were losing everything.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah...

i doubt they would do that if the dbacks were in the midst of a major losing streak…..

by blue bulldog on Sep 1, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

AAAARRRGGGHHHH

cut to next season already.

by venomfan on Sep 1, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

well night night folks

it’s been a great GDT

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Sep 1, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Night night Hannah

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

G'night, hotclaws

Or g’morning, what have you.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cause I'm not planning on going solo...

Wake me up before you go go
Take me dancing tonight….

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

What?

The Addams Family Theme would be a great walk-up song.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Sep 1, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Gibby just gave a shout out

to my old pitching coach…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Sep 1, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Awesome ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Sep 1, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

dbackswriter
   
  
Mystery solved: Mastermind of the “It’s Raining Men” prank on #Dbacks Kelly Johnson was Adam LaRoche.
LaRoche said it was payback for something Johnson did to him earlier this year and said “I’m not done yet.” #Dbacks

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Sep 1, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah,

they were talking about it on the postgame show.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Sep 1, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

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