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Gameday Thread, #132: 8/30 vs. Padres

San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks, Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT


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Wade LeBlanc
LHP, 8-11, 3.86

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Joe Saunders
LHP, 1-4, 5.21

Hang on, didn't we just face the Padres? Who do they think they are, playing us so often - the Colorado Rockies? This game is a rematch of the contest last Wednesday, which didn't end well for the Diamondbacks - they were 9-2 down by the end of the fourth inning, thanks to a combination of poor defense and Saunders' ineffectiveness. However, since then they have played the Giants hard in three games, taking two of them, so we'll see if we can start this series off on the right foot.

Star-divide

  1. Stephen Drew SS
  2. Justin Upton RF
  3. Kelly Johnson 2B
  4. Chris Young CF
  5. Miguel Montero C
  6. Mark Reynolds 3B
  7. Rusty Ryal 1B
  8. Gerardo Parra LF
  9. Joe Saunders P

Curious that we sit LaRoche, close to our hottest hitter for the month (it's him or Drew), and leave Parra to start against a left-hander. Hopefully, Gerardo will do something good, to prove that this wasn't a mistake. Not got much more to say, except I am working on something Very Special for the off-day on Thursday. My lips are sealed as to what that might be, however. Please feel free to make wild, unsubstantiated guesses in the comments.

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FIRST!!!

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure you could've

COMMENCE SHAME

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww,

now I’m ashamed.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello internet

circa 1999.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

DON'T SLANDER

MY CHILDHOOD

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your childhood

sucked, bro. Everything was better when I was a kid.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give or take...

what? A year?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

it’s a year and a half. If I recall you were towards the beginning of 84, and I was at the end of 85.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Feb 85.

So you’re like my cousin Eric’s age.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

well in that case we’re more like Irish twins.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laaaaaaaaaame

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The kids running amok at GLB again......
I think the Padres have a chance of winning tonight. This streak is the worst! Well, second to the one in my underwears, but still it’s bad.

Thank you Diamondbacks for keeping the streak alive, though it sounds like the mod will have a rash before it is all over.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 31, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why the Hell

is RBI Machine starting against a LHP??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

And yeah, seriously.

Why not LaRoche??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

IK

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Facts

Who needs em

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

and always

at inappropriate times.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inappropriate times

are the best times.

And they work well for logic, too.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he has that

only cuz he has a 380 BABIP….

dude can’t walk and he strikes out as much as upton does this year…

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you've found a way to send icecream over the internet?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

sup kids?

I ventured over to OTM today and immediately started to appreciate you guys even more, lol. I don’t even think they like each other over there. So I’ll continue to hang out here, I think. And watch the DBacks. Lord, the things I do for the people I love.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

hey baby

can you believe they’re not even sarcastic over at OTM? i don’t get it.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZOMG

Lame. I told you Sox fans suck.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah woah woah

Sox fans are

oh wait you meant Boston.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No dude.

ChiSox are still dope.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

is demonstrably untrue.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhh

i’m tryin’ to keep it a secret.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but you’re kinda bad at keeping secrets.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

yeah, you kinda have a point there.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah they are

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i told you

that i didn’t like you anymore, and to hush up bout the sox.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

you lie a lot, so

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a lie

right there.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH NO

NOW I DON’T EVEN KNOW??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

there's a lot

you don’t know. try not to be too upset.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

I know pretty much errything.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

i just let you think that you do.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is... this..

ugh… I don’t know what to say to this.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

you could say

that you’ll hush your face?

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

I’m not sure he actually could.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. NO.

I DON’T LIKE THIS.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

why thank you

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please

don’t do this to yourself. Don’t contract the sickness.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

imma move down there eventually. might as well like the home team?

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why

why would you do this.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Now I’ll never be able to escape this place.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny

that’s pretty much what your wife said to me last night, only she sounded excited.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

c-c-c-combo breaker:

getting a job in another nearby city.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

your job’s gonna be in Yuma. SYKE

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um

no.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He said city.

I don’t think Yuma counts.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Technically

it does. But in my heart it does not.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not yet

since my mom and brother still live there.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't listen to him

I, for one, think you should get up, come on, get down with the sickness

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi Jinnah :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is OTM?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 30, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starting on the foot that's 'Left'.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 30, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go Colonel!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH...

SHUT UP ABOUT FREAKING CHANGING THE STADIUM. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT AND IT’S A STUPID FREAKNIG IDEA.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Also

NO TWITTER!
please…

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats up Errybody?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only came here to eat pecan ice cream and fondle your women.
And I’ve eaten all the pecan ice cream.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi Niiko :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats up Errybody?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

i blame the netbook

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i blame the netbook

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame it on the boogie

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame the workbook

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

whats up Errybody?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

verry clever Adam.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could not resist....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryal

is no LaRoche.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRoche is no laRoche

for first half of the season.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I warned you

about those LaRoches bro

I warned you

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

MARK!!

Buuuut the fact that LaRoche isn’t starting immediately comes to bite us.

Screw you, Eckstein. I hate you and you stink and you’re dumb looking.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

2 run bomb

we suck.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Miguel Tejada

You decide NOW to regain some of that MVP form.

I hate you, you are stupid and nobody likes you

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

He's gotta

be back on the ’roids or something.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

So much

for fixing that losing form tonight.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't make that judgment yet.

All we need is for the Dbacks to score like 10 runs.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then

Saunders will have regained that winning edge.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

so.....

i thought we got him for his winzzzz

if he can’t even do that, what use is he?

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He

has a mean recipe for fried poultry?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Special herbs and spices

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or 3

CAUSE THAT IS ALWAYS ENOUGH

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT WOULD

BE TODAY SO FAR

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want whatever you’re smoking.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

thought you were quittin’.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thus

Why he’s giving away cigs

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say

I’ve quit yet??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're quitting smoking?

Good for you Phil :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad is, too

… hopefully. :(

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've found

that pouting a lot works. but maybe just for me, dunno.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh dagnabbit

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

and “drag rabbits” too.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch!

Who let Tejada in the room?

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 30, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

If this keeps up I say we demote

the Colonel to a private

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lol

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

at least a Lt. Col.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Demoted

down to a Church’s Chicken.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

That guy’s on the bench right now

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate it

when you say things that make me like you.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can

never win.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're

The Glass Joe of talking

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

the Joe Cool of talking.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're

The Joe the Camel of making people smoke.

Waitasec….

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

okay with this.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. he aint no Full bird.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least we aren't

Demoting the Colonel’s privates :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

im 12

and what does this mean?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Testicles

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

no homo

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

SLAAAAAAAAAAYER

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

relax everyone

Saunders will find a way to win this game. He’ll make Reynolds hit a three run bomb next inning

by JustAJ on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He'll

use Reynolds as a bat to hit a three run bomb.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIDP

A few batters too late.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

2 out triple

bleeeeeeccccccccccccch

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me,

or did that seem like the slowest triple EVER?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno

Anyone see Bengie Molina’s when he hit for the cycle.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it kind of was.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Prince Fielder hit one once

that would challenge for that title

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Droo continues to not suck.

Please continue not sucking, Droo..

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

this x 10

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want him

in boston. let me have him. please.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You stay away!

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ella put you up to this

and i know it. BUT I WANT HIM. PLEASE. PLEASE. PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

i kinda thought everyone knew that already, lol.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel bad

that you guys probably aren’t going to make the playoffs this year…

so many injuries

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're not gonna

i’ve accepted this. i’m attempting to move on.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

drew for bucholz

would be pretty fair imo

you guys don’t need that much pitching anyway

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh

i would have such a hard time giving him up, but i could deal with that.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh...

you and your pouting. Tough to resist.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It might

be a good thing I’m not the Dbacks’ GM.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if we can have Peds.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure

for the rest of the season. i get him back next year.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

naw all of next year.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are you

insane? absolutely not.

how bout navarro aaaaaaand ellsbury?

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

tempting but i'd want nava.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

How bout

A time machine, so we can get Ted Williams, Carl Yastrzemski, Carlton Fisk, and Jim Rice in their primes.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

None

of them were winners, though.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eww

No, aim higher man!

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I <3 Pedroia no homo

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh...

screw that dude.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

pedey

will kick your ass if he hears this.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCREW PEDROIA

I hope that was loud enough.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

imma tell him

you’re over here mouthin off, son.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

TELL HIM

I’LL BE WAITING FOR HIS CRIPPLED ASS

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

he’s gonna kill you.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'LL KILL HIM

LIKE I KILL ZOMBIES

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE

HE IS A ZOMBIE THAT’S WHY HE’S ON THE DL!

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

killing pedey

would make me very sad, phil.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if

he came back as Zombie Pedey? And played for the Zombie Sox?

BUT THEN I’D KILL HIM AGAIN

IN HIS FACE

IN YOUR FACE

/IWIN

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like him

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOO

It doesn’t help that he was a Scum Devil.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh freaking UofA fans.

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

actually it does. That’s why I like him. And did you go to Georgetown? Why are you trying to be part of rivalries that don’t involve you. Go hate on Syracuse.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Can I hate on him for that reason then?

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always

have to find the positives!

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, don't worry. I DESPISE Syracuse.

But I grew up in Tucson and live here now?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

it’s more because you’re a lame-o Tucson person that hates on everything Phoenix cos we do everything better?

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds right to me,

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Including

Superiority complexes :P

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know it

I’m hot cos I’m fly, you ain’t cos you not.

QED

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do

Have a Dave and Busters, I’ll give you guys that.

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

We probably

have like 50, cos we’re a large enough market to warrant it.

B-)

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or 2

Whichever

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 more

than Tuscon has.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys

suck.

Kinda the point I’m making.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haters gonna hate

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always

be hatin

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

No?

We have one now?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't think so

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Not according to the interwebs

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh...

either way, it’s just a stupid Chuck E. Cheese’s with beer.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

/tucsonthread

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah to hell with Syracuse

Screw Sicily in general

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pssshhht.

It’s all about the Straits of Messina.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatevs your opinion means nothing

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

pedroia

is sexy

cuz he’s from asu

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

also the same height as me.

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have more in common with red sox players than like any other team.

I share a birthday with Dice-K and Im the same height as peds.

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm the same height and weight

as Tim Lincecum.

… wait, I lose.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peyton manning is ancient.

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zeus

throwing lightning bolt touchdowns from the heavens

by JustAJ on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO

JUST A GOD. AN AGELESS, PERFECT GOD.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peyton

might be one of the best QB’s of all time, but he is getting up there.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah 34

he’s still got about 4-5 years before he calls it

by JustAJ on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Philip Rivers is better

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trent Edwards

is better.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyle Orton is

Better than Edwards, behind Rivers.

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Marc Bulger is beterer

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Osweiler

is the best.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

jamarcus Russel is better

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

you

are freaking blind if you think that.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillip Rivers is better

In the all important “Punchability of Face” category

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay people

margin. Bring the conversation down.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dustin Pedroia is better

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than

Leinart and Derek Anderson combined, then multiplied by about ∞.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

Kelly Johnson, while we’re at it

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't just share a birthday with Kelly Johnson

he simply spared your life when you were born.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Thus

I’ve won

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

This should be COTN.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I share a birthday

With Hideki Matsui and Ryan Klesko

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

injured

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

For now

but watch out, the dude is a stone cold killer.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

We don’t need any ’roids…

(get it, PEDS…roids)?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double that

even if it’s an hour later…

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait a minute.....

you already have droo!!

who you trying to trick…

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

we kinda like our Droo?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

but

don’t you want me to be happy?

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but you could be Sneezy or Doc

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

please please please please

let me have him, please? pretty pretty please? i’ll love you forever pretty please?

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I don’t want to have to pay for that.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy cow! The stands are EMPTY!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

They're ALWAYS empty

During the week

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by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

BALK!!

Buuut uncalled.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Clearly a balk. What is a balk again?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two parts tonic and one part chili vodka, I think.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 30, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can

Also substitute Cotton Candy Vodka if you like

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is this? I don't even...

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is this

Disgusting

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Cotton Candy Vodka”?
You kids today, with your weird ideas!

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 30, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't surprise me

If it was around.

“Cotton Candy Schnapps” is more likely, though

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does exist and i've had it.

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude...

you’re, like… 12?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

soooooo what emily is 13 and you don't give her crap

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

People lie about their age on the interwebs?

MY WORLD IS BROKEN

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOO

I’m REALLY a 17 year old girl, HONEST!! /bites lip and pouts

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awwww... :-\

Now I feel too young and feminine.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't give her beer, either.

/lying

/totally gives her beer

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

WELL I LIVE A DRUG AND ALCOHOL FREE LIFE

(saving this so future me can laugh at former me)

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

What are you straight edge?

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno

heard some Rangers pitcher say it and lol’d.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was C.J. wilson

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe you're right

dunno, found it funny ’cause he seemed like he was trying to make it clear.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes also a Taoist.

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psssssssh

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I, similarly,

disagree with that comment.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cocaine

for everybody.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey gang

LETS ALL GET SOME BOOZE AND HOOKERS AND MAKE BAD DECISIONS!

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'MMA

TALK ABOUT F’IN SOCKS FOR 20 MINUTES

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

AGAIN with the socks

what IS it even with you and SOCKS MAN

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT

KEEPS HAPPENING

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahahahah just HOW high do you even have to BE

just to DO something like that….

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even Paris Hilton

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not surprising,

coming from the girl with cotton candy perfume.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

you would love my cotton candy perfume and you know it.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

are you hating on cotton candy perfume. Do you want ladies to smell like leather?

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who said

I was hating on it?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You hatin

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're a hater

you hate.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Takes one to know one

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

I already established that I’m always hatin

I know other Player Haters

It’s a gift

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You talkin bout the 3 olives stuff

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

its your fault Phil

After all was stuck next to you and turambar while you were tallking about beer and various alcholic beverages during SPF 2.0

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by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm... this is also true.

DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO, KID

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

i called miggy and told him he was due…

in the middle of the at bat. so he was like…aight, i gotcha bro

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

was a good decision for your part.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

MIGGY!

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

TIED

GET MIGGY WITH IT

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM

MIGGY!!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

yes!!!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow Montero

Must have been hunch on Skip’s part to start a left handed hitter as clean up against a lefty. Nice job.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, to be fair,

Parra’s really our only lefty who’s turrable against LHP.

And kinda RHP.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

MARK!

TWO RUN HR!

SEND HIM TO AAA!

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

mark reynolds...

please keep this up for next year

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That works.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

30th

for Mark!

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark

opposite field. Wow. That ball almost hit the roof.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

"The Sheriff of Swat-ingham"

GREATEST…SIGN…EVER

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made better by the idea that Mark doesn't like Sheriff

It amuses me. ;)

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love it

“You can’t give yourself a nickname!”

/bestshowever

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

remember that in Mad Men?

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mad Men

is only alright. Granted, I saw two episodes and was too lazy to download any more.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

going to ban you. And Chris Hansen.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT NOT FAIR

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my,oh my .oh my

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

saunders....

doing his best to not do what he does best….

cy…trying to prevent saunders from himself….

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that Bill Nye at 1st?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

jeezus....

how many line drives does saunders want to give up before he feels he’s done enough?

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't matter?

Dude knows how to win.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the radio

Just heard an ad for an “America” concert. How lame am I that I just wondered if I could go?

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought they only has one?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have

At LEAST two (Ventura Highways)

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Sister Golden Hair

I had to Wikicheat for that.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

They had a slew of great 70s laid back tunes

although I always skip Muskrat luv…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't Muskrat Love

by The Captain and Tennille, tho?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

was joshing

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ventura Highway is a great tune

which is why bought the thing.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dig it.

I also once blasted while on a highway in Ventura county… just cause I could

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still

wanna drive down Carefree Highway while listening to “Carefree Highway”.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

Driving on a “Highway to Hell”

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

that’s if you’re on 8 going towards Yuma.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I don’t wanna drive a highway to Hell.

I’ll listen to the song, though.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always call

my friend Joe whenever I hear it. And once I was driving down the Ventura Highway when I heard it so I had to call him and tell him he could always change his name….

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Horse With No Name song

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They did

the theme song to “The Last Unicorn”, I think?

Other than that, I have no idea.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So....

What have I missed?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

Kelly Johnson let me live, we’re winning, and Phillip Rivers is punchable

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

always likable.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey look

you’re also funny today!

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

:((((((

.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like you more

when you make fun of soco.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cos

you can’t do it yourself.

Sucka

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

a live and let live hater.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

a hate and let hate hater

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like you most days

But I’m a masochist. ;)

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still

don’t know why.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cause you make me laugh

And you’re silly. And you make up really random songs.

And cause you will no doubt be annoyed at me admitting to the board you are a HUGE sap in real life. ;)

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

NUH UH

NOT TRUE AT ALL

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRUE! TRUE!

You also do random dance breaks when I listen to music by Aqua. NO LIE!

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

NUH UH

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

look

i’ll choose not to believe her, okay?

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOTTA

KEEP MY REP GOIN

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ELLA!!!

HI!!!! PHIL GAVE ME DROO!

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE GAVE YOU DROO

WHY? WHY? MAH DROO!

He can only give you Reynolds.

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

BECAUSE

I POUTED AT HIM. AND HE LOVES ME.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT DRROOOOO

Can we share him?

I pout! I LOVE YOU. My DWWOOOOO. Jenna. Please?

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're a mean person

Who is mean. And I’m frowning at you. From a distance.

(Okay, like I can stay mad at you. Still.)

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ELLA

DON’T YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE HAPPY

DROO IS THE LAST I HAVE LEFT.

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU

THIS IS ABOUT ME AND ME BEING HAPPY. YOU’RE A DBACKS FAN, YOU’RE NEVER HAPPY.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

sidebar /droothread

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

not the margin yet?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah woah woah

He’s got no right to give away Reynolds.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

he wouldn't anyway

he don’t love me that much.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's not that.

I just DO love Reynolds that much.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't worry

i’ll never ask you to give up mark.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent

I appreciate the brief recap.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

saunders

telling mark reynolds and miguel montero to give him winzzzz

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

No hitter

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

They hit

We hit further

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

Stephen Drew found the cheat codes.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Konami code?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ground rule DROOBLE

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Stephen Two (bagger)

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Broseph

that was pretty bad, and I ain’t even in a hatin mode.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats on getting the September call up

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

just gotta avoid a DL stint.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psssshhhht.

Too late in the season to be a Super 2.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

top 17% of new authors!

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

seconded

I can always come of the bench for you.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ಠ_ಠ

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am

I in DROOBLE now?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

MY NAME IS STEPHEN DREW

AND I HAAAATE BASEBALLS RIGHT NOW

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Go colonel

Like to see Joe go yard tonight.

by LEDOUX on Aug 30, 2010 10:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

wait

you missed that? he already did. brought home miggy

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Q

E
D

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gee, such an exciting

baseball thread game tonight…

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

whut

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, I can't be sure

But my GPS indicates this post may have originated from the Sarchasm.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a 50's horror sci-fi film

Posts from the Sarchasm!!!

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That should totally be

a recap title. Or SnakeBytes! The Edition From The Sarchasm.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kishi

get on this.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you read SnakeBytes?

Every edition is from the Sarchasm. That’s my home base.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Used

to be an old smuggler’s base?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

We spend our spare time

bullseyeing womp rats in our T16.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luke

that makes you sound like a psychopath.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But it’s cheaper than hiring an exterminator. Have you tried dealing with sand people? It’s murder.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohn

You call them “Sand People” RACIST

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft

“Tusken Raiders.” Whatever!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Raiders

implies that all Tuskens are thieves. The correct term is actually Tusken-Tatooinese.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not even

Scratching the surface of his Jawa prejudice

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh believe me

I know.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

That’s just because they remind me of ’Skins.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNAP

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww

now I’m sad. :-(

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

You shouldn’t have tried to sell me that astromech with a bad motivator.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

/jinnahdoesntunderstandanyofthis

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

not

in the slightest, baby.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you

never seen Star Wars?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

do i

have to answer this/

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You've

said enough.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

/imokaywiththat

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

What fascinates me about Star Wars

is how apparently cultures don’t change at all. Ever. Tusken Raiders in Knights of the Old Republic live pretty much the exact same lives as Tusken Raiders in A New Hope, almost 4000 years later.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

did you except Lucas to create and cultivate a dynamic worldbuild?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait.....

are you trying to tell me cultures change after 4000 years?

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let me practice my Assyrian

And I’ll go ask them for you.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

the Hittites resent this.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hittites gotta Hitt

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

You could argue that Tatooine is a very stagnant sort of place, because of the climate. So raiding and the like may be conducive to their survival, even after 4000 years.

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course you COULD argue that,

but people would think you are a nerd.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too late

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ship

she has sailed.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

I’ve sailed on a few ships if yaknowwhatimean

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean

you’ve sailed on a few ships?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's implying

He has some nautical experience.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Douche canoes?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And *margin*

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Aug 30, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

That’s what every culture is like. The only historical events and changes that happen across the galaxy are, essentially, related to the Sith-Jedi struggle.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaand,

kishi proves my point.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well

It’s how I was raised.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it’s not a one time thing. And even Tatoonie’s relative seclusion (although it is in Hutt space) should still result in culture change, especially considering there have been three dominate cultures that have interacted for over 4000 years.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

You can blame The Force

/cop out

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that

 you,Lucas?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't be

I actually know how to direct

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

So did he

at one point.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

/nerdthread

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think in the offseason

or an off-day, I dunno, we should all write some awesomely sarcastic and fake SnakeBytes. I almost wrote one about us signing Manny a few days ago, but then I was like nah.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but then

we’re going to get invaded by AZCentral folks thinking we’re serious. :P

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

they can’t hurt us from day down yonder in the Sarchasm.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

*way

dammit.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You underestimate them

Their powers of ignorance have a mighty, mighty range.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can always sacrifice someone

for them to feast on while we all escape.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're up first, rook

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT DAN WAS THE TRAITOR

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm tired

after the double work last night.At one point I had a lit cig in one hand and was trying to drink a cup of tea with the other even though I had a pen in my teeth while I was posting.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The big question is

what are you typing with?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

She has mighty telepathic powers.

She doesn’t even actually own a computer.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

my elbows at one point i think

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her toes

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

Augie kitten are real cat food today;he’s always the first to do everything.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Augie Kitten :)

He’s awesome :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

She whipped

someone to do it for her?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Out of all the options posted

Why do I think this is the most reasonable?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahaha

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

methinks

the posting part went ignored, too.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you think...

Stephen likes playing for Gibby?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

for sure

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

why does mark grace

want mccann’s homer replayed, but not other plays?

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

He wants homers replayed

Not, like, out/safe calls.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm....

Saunders living dangerously tonight

by JustAJ on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

he doesn't care how he lives

cuz he knows at the end of the day, he gets winzzz

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

May luck be on our side?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He must've sacrificed a live chicken before the game

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey DISH NETWORK TECH

turn on the HI DEF FEED Please. It’s what I’m paying for.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

LULZ

Dish Network = FAIL

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what my kid says

but I’m the one paying the bills…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

I’m only paying $30 a month for DirecTV?

I also don’t have HD, though.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

HD makes life

delightful.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go colonel

Like to see Joe go yard tonight.

by LEDOUX on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

me too

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get

A feeling of Deja’vu

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good. Smart fans.

85% say NO CHANGES

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I want changes. More fans for instance....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can i say i want a Humidor so I can think of reasons to use it in a sentence?

because i like saying humidor

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a humidor

on my shelf? It’s full of cheap cigars.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Humidor

sounds like a matador in the Tropics…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was a 21st birthday gift

from my aunt/Godmother, a 60 year old woman who smokes cigars and drinks scotch.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like one hell of an awesome aunt

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

she’s pretty awesome.

She always saves cigars for my dad and I when we see her over Xmas, even though my mom (her sister) dislikes cigar smoke.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't really have much of an opinion on this

i think it could be okay either way. part of me thinks it’s kind of weird that different parks have different dimensions, and that if you really want to make the game more fair you would try to keep things equal at all parks

on the other hand, i feel like it makes sense for why teams want to give themselves a home field advantage, and it does also add more appeal to baseball as a whole when different parks have different attributes

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind it

Make the park fit the players, rather than the players fit the park.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm just not sure if it's the right usage of money

though, maybe it can be a marketing ploy. instead of the Green Monster, we can have the Red Wall

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

really seems ass backwards to me.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH

TALKING ABOUT THE BUFFALO FREAKIN BILLS

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Relevant

I was once yelled at, along with my family, by a park ranger for attempting to pet a buffalo that was chillin and grazin in Yellowstone.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably

because it was a bison, not a buffalo.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dawg

they all the same to me. I ain’t no expert on crappy football teams buffalo.

Oh, wait, unstrike that. Silly Steelers.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bison

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where're you going?

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did thar.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really

not proud, though.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear to goodness

seriously,they can just turn and kill you

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but chillin and grazin

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

A bison

can go from chillin to killin in about two seconds.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bison

they gangsta

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

they're not just big Zhu Zhu toys.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well guess what

it was a risk I was willing to take, ’cept the park ranger was having none of it.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rangers gotta range

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

and bison gonna graze.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bison

gonna kill Wailord if he get too close.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you not see point one?

I got close, bison didn’t hate, ranger ranged, bison still grazed.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their nature's most perfect predators

That’s why they’re called land sharks.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY joining the hit parade

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark,have a monster night please.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

MARK!

SECOND HOME RUN!

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Man

That dude sucks.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

What's

his slugging percentage now? What a bum.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like

-.0000002 or something.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUM

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

31 for Mark

TACOS

MOTHER

SMURFERS

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

HOME RUN BABY!

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by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

TACOS TACOS TACOS!!!

/Reno911

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by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU FOR HEARING ME.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO!!

Tacos in the 3rd.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

MARK REYNOLDS SUCKS HE ONLY DID THAT BECAUSE WE WERE ALREADY UP 4-2

TRADE HIM FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN"T STRIKE OUT EVAR

/AZCentral’d

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

JOSE BAUTISTA

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone think Reynolds could hit 40 again this year?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs 9 in one month?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not impossible.

Unlikely, but not impossible. So could he? Yeah, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little more than a month

And he’s still got the rest of tonight?

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, "a month" meaning

only 30 games left.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRoche

has 9 this month?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well bautista hit 5 in one week so I dont see how Reynolds couldn't

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What reality?

The reality that he’s an above-average hitter who happens to strike out a lot?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds smash?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a bomb

up to .213 now. Dude is rollin!

by Husk on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, lemme guess.

You’re glad that we got Saunders because he “knows how to win”?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's

knowing tonight!!!

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Droo

was white hot in the second half of 2008, but I’m not sure that it rubbed off on 2009?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah....

but i’m just hoping

besides, a repeat year of 4 WAR for Droo is perfectly acceptable in my mind

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you guys realize that

we have paid Brandon Webb 3.75 million dollars per inning over the pat 2 years?

Just Sayin

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I try to ignore that sobering fact

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he's undefeated

in two years.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

his ERA over that time is even higher than Mark Grace’s career ERA.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice work if you can get it.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

he deserves a raise.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think all sports stars are overpaid

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a way, I do agree with this

but in a way, I would also have a problem if, say, owners maid $500,000,000 per year and players only got $200,000. We’d then think the owners were greedy and selfish and under-paying their employees for what worth they bring to their companies.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

*made

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they should play for nurses salary

and nurses should be paid what they are.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nurses and teachers are great

so, yes.

But then owners would get all this income (because people are willing to pay for it) and they wouldn’t be sharing it with their companies… that’s selfish too.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh the owners should just do it for the pride

being a bit tongue in cheek here

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i still think it was right to pick up his option last year

and i still think we’d have to give serious consideration to giving him an 8 million contract for next year

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

I haven’t played baseball in 11 years, I should get 44 Million, by that scale.

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw it, I say

sign Favre.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I temporarily lost all self-respect. I retract that.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLBtraderumors has Webb

Looking for an incentive laden contract with a significant base if I read it correctly…maybe I don’t understand but on what sample set would that be based on? Can u command that after being out for so long?

by LEDOUX on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

GM stupidity index

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I've said

he’s greedy and hates Arizona.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

because...

there is a weak market for starting pitchers and there are teams that are willing to pay that much for high risk high reward “comeback from injury” pitchers

MLBTR listed what the other starting pitchers got. and webb is a lot better than both rich harden and ben sheets

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

*was* a lot better

At the moment, we have no idea whether that is still the case.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

what i mean is…his upside is better than both rich harden and ben sheets, and his risk is lower because his injury history is less extensive

it definitely makes sense that his agent is asking for that amount, is what i mean

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

An injury can be dealt with. At least part of Webb’s problems seem to be mental.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

i the problem is largely mental, then teams don’t really have much to worry about based on webb’s recent comments

all i’m saying is, at the end of the day, there WILL be a market for webb’s services

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Less extensive

Missing all but one game of two seasons can really only be described as “Extensive”

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

dbacks defense

is seriously doing everything it can in order to prevent saunders from screwing this up

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought that was their job?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche

but they are being awesome today

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry,British sarcasm there

needs a special symbol perhaps.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

With help on a pickoff!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why don't they ask fans to suggest the trivia questions?

We wouldn’t get tired by the end of the season. Would we?

by asteroid on Aug 30, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

They do, sometimes

They used to ask DBBP…

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

No way. We would rock at that.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU CAN'T

STEAL ON THE CHICKEN MAN

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

??

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What

you never seen 70’s porn?

What’re kids doing these days???

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Each other

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

really

i’m sort of appalled.

by jinnah on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh

uh

the rap music?

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you a jerk?

Or do you dougie?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER EVER BROKE SO YOU AIN'T GOTTA FIX ME

^ lyrics from most shameful song I enjoy

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahaha

you kids and your awful rap these days.

DUDE

Did you listen to Kayne’s “Monster” yet?

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

omgno

DO I NEED TO

BRO YOU KNOW I BE ON THAT JUST LIKE DAT

JUS GIMME DA WORD

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The hell

You talking about? GET OFF MY LAWN

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

UM YES

If you don’t listen to it like RIGHT NOW

you’ll be that nerd that’s listening to Cee-lo’s “F—- You” this week

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dat

garbage. Not Monster, still getting it.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicki Minaj's

verse is illin

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what some article headline said

still waiting for her part.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

the second to last verse.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

And so far

only Kanye’s verse makes the song remotely listenable.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rick Ross

was bad as usual, Jay was nothing special, but Nicki was off the charts.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

not bad, not bad at all. I’m listening to an absolutely god-awful quality Youtube vid, so it all sounded pretty bad, audio-wise. Kanye and Nicki were pretty great, but I’ll wait to say if I like it or not until I can get a non-ass copy.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It

should be on Grooveshark. It was like a day ago.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

there it is.

/will relisten when I get back home
/school supplies
/lame

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her verse is the only reason its really worth listeing to.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

that beat is pretty good, too.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lied, too

Nicki’s was definitely great, but Kanye’s was awesomer.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree but Kanye's is pretty awesome. The beat is actually pretty good.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So as to not approach the margin

I’ll respond to this comment…

… anyway, yeah, with a better quality version, Jay-Z’s part was good, too. Kanye’s was awesome. Nicki was even better.

Is this supposed to be on Good Ass Job Dark Twisted Fantasy? If so, along with Power, it’s looking fantastic.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He claims

it’s part of a 5 song EP he did with Jay-Z. No release info on that.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then

meh. Kanye is an awesome rapper. I actually really, really, really liked 808s, but his actual rapping is just awesome. He just has the voice for it.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He still

hasn’t topped Dropout in my mind. His production has gotten better by leaps and bounds, but he still had a certain amount of hunger on that album. Plus almost all of the guests were classic.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be a liar

if I said I’ve listened to more than just a couple songs on his past albums. I wasn’t a big fan of rap back when they were coming out. I’m probably doing myself a disservice by not listening to them. I’ll listen to them all through tomorrow.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say

College Dropout is the essential one, then just either stream or cherrypick the rest.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hooked on

Jay-Z’s “Forever Young” song :)

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by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LIVIN

LIFE LIKE A VIDEO

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

chicken… pickoff… I’ll allow it.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

They got Drew out.

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Well said

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What

the hell did you do here.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

car?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evening, folks

We finished Horse Feathers, so I’ve showed up to help ’charmer repel the marauding hordes from the right margin…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I've

been trying, just not very hard.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? Show me :P

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said

margin up there.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sit down

Eckstein. You jackwagon.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

he was probably safe

but the ump always rewards the good defense play there (tough play by drew, good digout by ryal)

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irrelevant

dude was out, he should sit down and be quiet.

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by soco on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No...

That’s Adrian Gonzalez…KING of the Jackwagons

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

i love agon…why do you hate agon?

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's a hater.

And she gonna hate.

JK, April.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's ok

I just can’t stand A-Gon…and now that he’s boycotting the ASG…screw him!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Technically speaking

The ASG hasn’t happened yet so thusly he cannot boycott it as he has not been selected to it

/pedantic

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's gone on record saying he's gonna boycott it

So has Yovani Gallardo of the Brewers

If that’s the case…screw them. They don’t need to be voted in next year

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

they can have fun with that. The rest of us will be partying.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then

Gallardo quickly backtracked and said he was misquoted.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

Talk is cheap, and all free-speechified in this country. Let em vent. Haters gonna hate and all that stuff

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Eckstein’s been milking his lack of height, and it’s nice to see him taken down, if that’s possible.

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you ever heard that expression

“jackwagon” before? I never had.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 30, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine

Has taken to saying “Douche-Canoe” lately.

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Er

Adding to a discussion of non-traditional modes of transportation based insults?

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Click

the link bro)

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh fine

But I’m way smarter than Gabe is!

(And what does the canoe provide, HUH?)

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

the block of wood Gabe can turn into is smarter than Gabe.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That still makes me LOL

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer douche lord

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ಠ_ಠ

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before

that commercial? Nope.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's get more runs

will no-one consider the bullpen?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I fear the bullpen

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, Patrick.

Apparently, you and I corrupted BattleMoses last year at SPF.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

How so?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was I speaking of blindingly strong ale?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently

he’s an alcoholic now, and it was all started when we were talking about beer.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait.....really?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Got a DUI on his bike. He’s in rehab right now. It’s so tragic.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he at least drinking fine craft ale?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why yes i do.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent! Keep it up

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

You stay out of this, facts have no place in this discussion.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right now?

Poor dude’s drinking rubbing alcohol.

But, I mean, it’s microbrew rubbing alcohol, it’s pretty quality stuff.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm? Wet hopped with roasted barley?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its brewed by zombies

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

with the blood of a thousand angels?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh ?Kelly,not want GIDP

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Lame dudes

you went down tamely

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Succumbed to the fame

monster

I don’t know where I’m going with that one.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That album

has a lotta good songs. Listened to a few on the shark of groove (the unknown ones). Not bad, either.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE

The Fame Monster.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. I still need to put it back on my zune

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

that comment....

about how having 6 Cy young awards given = no need to make chase less hitter friendly….

what…..a great argument……………………………………..

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

and rec’d.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snakepit Trivia

Q: Enright is to Fiery as….

A: Saunders is to Know How To Win
B: Webb is to Waste of Money
C: Mark Reynolds is to Mendoza Line
D: Drew is to Holy Sh*% That Ball Got Crushed

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I do not like C or D.

Ergo, I dislike this comment.

/Unrec’d

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay Gang

I am tired so I’m off to bed. Keep the lead Dbacks!

Catch you all tomorrow

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 30, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet dreams

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nite.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saunder is dealing

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him look this effective in the D-Back uniform.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

you stole the words off my keyboard

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

6-1 game against Washington?

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

have you seen how many line drive hits he's given up?

cy snagged one, kj snagged one, drew snagged one, and reynolds saved a single from becoming a double…..

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say he was great

but he didn’t have his good stuff early, but has settled into a very nice groove.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Daron's

not too far off from the Old Style of the game. Polo Grounds originally had a yellow facade, and then they painted it green and realized it was totes better.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

You must be very old

I don’t even remember the Polo Grounds…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

I just read books by people who do the research for me.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, delegating authority

very organized of you.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have

to practice my management skills.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big enough

outfield to have a flagpole and the offices in dead center. Yankee Stadium I was like that, too, large enough to contain Monument Park within fair territory.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds smash.......again?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Or not....dangit

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

i temporarily cannot say “rusty ryal sucks”

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be cool

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

did mark grace just say that was a bullet?

did anyone else think so?

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

... sarchasm has claimed blue

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright boys

let’s get the drill. Might take until Christmas, though…

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

4/22/2010 - 8/30/2010

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

attempting...

to climb….out…..
so….dark…..

can i be a zombie?

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

We’ve got a pretty strong anti-zombie policy here.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We

are allied as anti-zombie, anti-necromancer.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't screw with kishi, man

Because it’s time for our government to start planning for the future- and how to defeat the zombies.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

argh

maybe i can be one of those zombies, that actually fights against zombies

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

A zombie

in zombie’s clothing!

Genius!

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful

We’re heading into “Divide by Zero” territory

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, man.

It’s the nature of the zombie. Can’t trust ‘em, they’ll turn against you in the end.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shoot zombies on site

I’m not one of those idiots who underestimates the slow movers

by JustAJ on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"On site"?

Is there an SBN site devoted to killing zombies?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

BWAAAAAA???

Daywalker??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

DARN!!!!

Wanna see Joe get on!

by LEDOUX on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

TWSS

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

What

kind of dancing is this

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't ask, don't tell I guess.....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 30, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

triple 7's on the comment tote

the snakepit is alive & well! LOOONG LIVE the DBACKS!

by brian custer on Aug 30, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait this isn’t FFH.

Whoops.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Five For Howling

the Phoenix Coyotes blog.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for clarifying

I thought BC had finally imploded.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahahahaa

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Five For Howling

Coyotes blog.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Five for Howling,

the SBN Coyotes blog.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

i love hockey. can the ’yotes keep us going as a community over the cold, hard, desolate winter?

by brian custer on Aug 30, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

we generally have things go on around here, lots of off-season baseball moves to talk about. But there are quite a few hockey fans around here, so that helps.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither

of the state schools have NCAA level hockey, so it’s a bit harder to keep up than at Notre Dame.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

north dakota

colrado, minnesota, wisconsin, etc; other schools west of the missip. all have power house ncaa programs

by brian custer on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

BC, too. Not really a Sunbelt thing, as the NHL is figuring out.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

by BC

do you mean boston college?

by brian custer on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

and I think Boston U has a team too, right?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yes

the boston area teams (bc, bu, harvard, northeastern) play a mid-winter tournament called the ’beanpot" pretty intense stuff..

by brian custer on Aug 30, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Utah State's was supposed to be pretty good

Never managed to catch a game when I was up there, though.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have schools

outside of the Sunbelt? Who knew?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

none that are worth anything.

HEY OH

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

we got into the NFL on that good Cardfs run

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was fun

the Cards have to always be considered potent as long as Fitzgerald is on the team.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

They play hockey..

in college?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frozen Four

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is ncaa hockey's equivalent

of the hoops final 4. a smaller ncaa reg tourney proceeds that, after the prel. divrounds..

by brian custer on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

most definitely

it can be really exciting. the crowds get into it much more than the nhl..

by brian custer on Aug 30, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, but, but

don’t people have to wear coats and scarves and all that crap?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

the games are indoors usually , but they have been playing some of them outdoors in the frigid cold in football stadioums to HUGE crowds… lots of fun :)

by brian custer on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like fun

sorta…

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Five For Howling

the Phoenix Coyotes blog.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double play!

Woooh!

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

AROOOOOOOOOOO

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a brand new experience

I don’t know how the natives can handle it.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a strange feeling

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

So sudden, and new

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're used to the heat.

Just not the FIERY.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid Hairstons.

Almost as stupid as Cody Ross and his beady eyes.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH...

those beady, beady eyes.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice pitching

Saunders in next year’s rotation?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

of course

we have him for 2 more years after this?

by JustAJ on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm cautiously optimistic

about next year’s rotation. They have to find a replacement for Lopez though – he’s the weak link.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

just need him to last until June for JP

wouldn’t be too bad for that span of time. He’s just old

by JustAJ on Aug 30, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm fairly convinced

that Blaine Boyer could be an effective starter, if he had the inclination. Plus Plus fastball, good breaking stuff, good mechanics and his control is coming around.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think if the Braves gave up on him as a starter

then he’s missing something. The Braves org is pretty good with evaluating (and overmarketing) their pitching

by JustAJ on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

My thinking was

he was put in the pen because the Brave’s starting staff was so strong.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

86 pitches

cool

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll go Tweet that for you

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a new sheriff in town

broski.

/ok not really
/is still vastly younger than anyone else
/returns to corner

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

/immediately regretting having an author who can do the recap just as soon as he’s done with his algebra homework

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

/PRECALCTHANKYOUVERYMUCH

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other poster

Running joke is he’s a cat.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Satanic

cat.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

droo

is seriously hitting the ball hard

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

whoa

what happened to upton?

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Grabbed his shoulder after swinging

They pulled him as a precaution.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

just has no heart in it and obviously doesn’t want to be there.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously.

He’s greedy and hates Arizona.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quick, cancel his contract, now

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cancel

into a ASTRAL HEAT BRO

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

he still has some trade value..

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

So lame

my dog got diabetes from a shot he had to take due to a lame infection on his paw. He basically splits him time between drinking and sleeping now.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm.

Have a rec.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

as someone who has dealt a whole lot wit diabetes i like this comment

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I have a nephew with severe diabetes, and it’s really tough for him and his family. Too bad I can’t delete my own comment.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just said i liked it.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

And I appreciate that, but it was kind of insensitive of me, and you know I’m all about the sensitivity crap.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yes.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

HIROKI KURODA HAS A NO HITTER

/Yes I’m trying to jinx it

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

What inning?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

6th

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jinx

jinx jinx jinx jinx jinx

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jinxers

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE'S THROUGH 6 2/3

JIIIINX

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO HIT

NO HIT
NO HIT

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Niiko:

Buster.

that is all.

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by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's through 7....

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE'RE

NOT STRONG ENUF CAP’N

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

on it

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Find

a tactful way, I suggest, so you aren’t just looked down upon.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said. Sup guys came to cheer you on.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go post

a friendly “no-hit eel”.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently

you’ve yet to meet Buster.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can meet him THERE

and not here. ;P

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Otherwise

Someone would be getting quickly demoted.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes indeedy

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

y’all be thinkin’ I’m some sorta dumb demonspawn.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

wouldn’t dare wish Buster upon anyone.

But the Dodgers.

Also, Phils up to bat for the first time since Sir Buster.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep us updated!

Technically, baseball-related talk is sorrrrrt of okay near the margin. But, would suggest moving it down thread anyway. :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soooooooooo

Star Wars?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Take that, Eckstein.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah!

Can’t argue that one now, can ya shorty

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s always funny to read this during the game…. especially when Saunders gave up the HR… posting gloom and doom… and now we see that’s all he’s given up this game :>

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by GuruB on Aug 30, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, if you think that was gloom and doom

You should go read Bleed Cubbie Blue anytime anything bad happens.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or anything that happens, really

’cause it all ultimately leads to not-a-championship.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, they are Cub fans.. they are experts at gllom and doom

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by GuruB on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

and this stuttering with the thread…caused the typo Gloom :x

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by GuruB on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not fond of Tejada

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Golden Thong

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

what

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wait thats Giambi.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 30, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that as

“I am not fond of Tequila”

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is also a true statement

As far as me is concerned

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally

I agree with it, either way.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Brian Custer

your boy’s up in the BP.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

aaron has been on furlough

’cause the snakes have been mopping the floor with the nlw.. yo

by brian custer on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right

what he said.

What does “nlw” mean?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

National League West

I would guess…

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm terrible with anagrams

but not bad with math. Go figure.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about

acronyms?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about

anaphylactic shock?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favorite is...

“William Shakespeare = I am a weakish speller”

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Classic

10 hitter.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Heilman was up.

but Gibby should let Colonel try to earn Bird.

by xmet on Aug 30, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

this x 100000000000000000000000

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woooooo

to the bottom of the 8th.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

MAPLE BUTTS

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

Some one needs to make this dude shave his stupid facial hair.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

which dude?

let’s face it, this is baseball after all.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

San Diego's pitcher

with the weird beard shave thing.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 30, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edward Mujica

It’s terrible.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,like a motheaten merkin.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright

I gotta leave, lame thing called education or some jazz like that. This year has potential to be hell, but also serious upside. Its ceiling is second-best year of high school.

See you all. Go Los Dbacks.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

PAPERS

No, seriously. You’re probably gonna hafta write some papers.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

and I never left. Y’all be a bad influence.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's

how we roll.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

that didn’t look fun for CY.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh...

even when we beat the padres

bad shit happens to us

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

First and third

with a Miggy single.

That’ll do, Mig. That’ll do.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I love you so much sometimes

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow...

miggy is slow lol

how was that not a double?

by blue bulldog on Aug 30, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark! Gettin' his groove back

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO REYNOLDS

Brings in another!

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI works too

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Reynolds!

5 RBIS today. FWIW

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by Clefo on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Pfft

Reynolds can’t hit homers with runners on base! Except for earlier, but that didn’t matter.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

5 rib-eyes

tonight for Reynolds.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

MARK SUCKS

HE ONLY DROVE IN THAT RUN BECAUSE WE’RE UP BY 5

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

MARK SUCKS

HE DIDN’T BREAK UP THAT DOUBLE PLAY

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

huzzah

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Parra is friggen pissed

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Aug 30, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Machines

have feelings too.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

not you?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Subway

If you’re going to try to get athletes to tell stupid jokes, at least try to find athletes who have any sort of comedic timing.

Also, you suck.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 30, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Any

that do are probably too expensive for Subway.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan Howard

apparently commands large contracts and still got his poem goin.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 30, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was

this English?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 30, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

it was.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Las Vegas accent

I guess.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

you guys have your own hot dog, we got an accent that apparently means that you can’t write no good saying English wrong.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

everyone has to have something.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

mouth

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's gotta be some unknowns who could do it

It’s not like I can even identify most of the people in that ad.

"Robin, some people die of old age. Some people get crushed by a tank shaped like a giant Rubber Ducky. That's life."

by kishi on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phelps and Strahan,

and… ummm… …

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's on like donkey kong

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 30, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

here we go

make it happen, pride of logansport!

by brian custer on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

I like this winning thing

why didn’t we do this earlier this year?

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

☠ uh oh,Heilman ☠

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Two away

Brian.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Dude. The Padres are mean!

Two “throw it away”s and a “boot it!”

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

An

apparently creative.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

so if we keep up the way we're playing

do we have to start Gibson some sort of credit?

by JustAJ on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

+1000000000000000

and rec’d.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

;;;strokes chin thoughtfully;;;

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only if you believe

He fathered Dan Hudson, Barry Enright and Joe Saunders.

Which is, I admit, not entirely impossible…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

The ages line up

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winz!

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

WIIIIIIIN

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey

we win. Again.

SUX4PADS

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

GAME

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Winning Month!!

guess this team does play well in August :>

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by GuruB on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

piece of pie

nice job snakes. nice job aaron

by brian custer on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

yes,great rejoicing all round

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

So awesome.

Beach ball on the field in LA disrupts the game. DURING A NO-HITTER.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Welp

I guess it’s time to work on some coursework.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 31, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

/Wailord

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can't give you a look of disapproval

on my phone.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 1:13 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Don't worry.

Pretty much erryone disapproves of me,

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 3:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

night night all :-~)

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 31, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Nite.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon

Buster. Don’t let us down.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

And he didn't

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Should be

the first cross-blog COTN, though I don’t know if anyone wants to endorse that sorta thing.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

And there it is

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 31, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

That's

just how Buster rolls. Don’t take nothin’ from no one.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

out for real, now. Have a nice night, everyone.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Um...

Joe Saunders wasn’t the main piece of that deal, Gracie. Tyler Skaggs was.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Lul just got banned from TBLA

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

::bestows mad props upon Niiko::

Did you break up the no-hitter?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes i did. My staf turned into Bsuter.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 31, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

SeanMillerSavior

consider yourself officially warned. You’ve been here long enough to know that that language isn’t allowed, even as part of a quote from someone else.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

From Twitter
DbacksInsider #dbacks Reynolds is eighth player in Majors this season to reach 30-homer mark…12th 30-HR season by a D-back, second for Reynolds

Reynolds is so worthless. I hope we can trade him during the offseason for Omar Infante or something.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 31, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Or

Sir Scrap himself, David Eckstein.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 31, 2010 12:45 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

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