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Gameday Thread, #127: 8/25 vs. Padres

Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, Aug 25, 2010 10:05 PM EDT


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Joe Saunders
LHP, 1-3, 4.24

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Wade Leblanc
LHP, 7-11, 3.85

Tankapalooza 2010

Rk Tm W L W-L% GB
1 Pirates 42 84 .333 -
2 Orioles 44 82
.349 2
3 D-backs 49 77 .389 7
4 Mariners 49 76 .392 7.5
5 Indians 50 75 .400 8.5
6 Cubs 53 74 .417 10.5

Star-divide

Twenty innings since the Diamondbacks last scored a run, and counting. It's only the second time since 2004 the team has been shutout in back-to-back games - of course, the other occasion was earlier this season, when we lost consecutive 1-0, extra-inning contests to Los Angeles. Then, we bust out the following day, delivering tacos as we beat the Rockies. Let's see what the offense has in store tonight, shall we? Early signs are...not brilliant. We saw LeBlanc back in April - he only allowed one run in five innings, but ended up with a no-decision. On the other hand, when Saunders faced the Padres on the 8th of this month, he took the loss, giving up six in six on eight hits

It's an Azrecap, however, so should be more interesting than the tedium of last night's defeat. I, however, will not be about, plotting an evening of cinematic entertainment instead. Win this one without me. Or not. S'okay either way...

  1. Stephen Drew SS
  2. Justin Upton RF
  3. Kelly Johnson 2B
  4. Chris Young CF
  5. Adam LaRoche 1B
  6. Mark Reynolds 3B
  7. Rusty Ryal LF
  8. John Hester C
  9. Joe Saunders P

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Winnnnnnnnnnnnnz

please.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I support this message

Seriously, Diamondbacks. Score some damn runs, and win a damn game.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't listen to soco, he's high

Also, I might have punched him in his head while he was sleeping.

YAY JENNA TIME.

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds like you :)

YAY ELLA TIME! (look, I’m getting better at that!)

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, he sleep-PUNCHED ME IN THE EYE ONCE

(And didn’t even make the lay-up in his dreams. Geez. It was during the finals! Think about the team Sleeping Husband. /random)

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay!

Too bad you don’t get me…I’m at work, and then it’s pie night at village inn.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Aug 25, 2010 9:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

well fine

see if i marry you then.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

MMMMMMMMMMM PIE!!!

The V.I. always makes such yummy pies!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want pie

:(

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess

this red velvet cake will have to do.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason

I’m always disappointed in red velvet cake. I always think it should be better than it is.

I may be getting sub-par red velvet cake, though.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

you must be

ella and i had z phenomenal red velvet cupcake at trophy when she came to see me. yummy :)

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I blame the people supplying me with red velvet cake, then.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno.

I’m usually disappointed in red velvet cake too.

Oh, look, we disagree again.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's shocking

when kishi and i have our cooking show, we’ll make some for you.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't be ridiculous

we’re only making desserts.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardly

It’ll be good food, and for that, you’re not invited. That’s right, I’m not inviting you to our hypothetical cooking show.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

no one on here has any taste when it comes to food. :|

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

like red velvet?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

good.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

you have terrible taste in other things, so…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are

you bringing anyone up for socofest?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good timing.

Was just responding to your email.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

well fine then!

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm jealous!

I LOVE red velvet cake!

But then I have Butterfinger ice cream in the freezer…:)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So do I.

But this road rarely ever leads to pie.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The feeling of ennui

Is prevalent

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm

feeling GREAT

but that’s probably the coke

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

went to the Indy Zoo yesterday and snapped a pic of the ultimate rally animal

for your enjoyment, I present to you a rally diamondback who like our offense, is fast asleep.

yep....

by JustAJ on Aug 25, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions   3 recs

i speak parseltongue

he says the dbacks will finish 21-15 this season.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Aug 25, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

going to fly to Indy and kill that snake if its wrong.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

his best friend is that world cup octopus

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Aug 25, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paul

4 lyfe

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

until he's wrong of course.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Aug 25, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

never

he’s psychic and probably the most delicious octopus in existence

yep....

by JustAJ on Aug 25, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll

never know.

…or will we???

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he needs to learn the game of baseball.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Aug 25, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to be

Under the sea
In an octopus’ garden in the shade
He’d let us in, knows where we’ve been
In his octopus’ garden in the shade

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

until he

is calamari

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sleeping?

Or lying in wait?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

it appears the snake was lying in wait

no we just have to wait for the poison to set in

yep....

by JustAJ on Aug 25, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

At first

I thought you wereposting a kittylitter tray,witha huge turd in it.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO

Stop right there.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

I missed it so I dunno about it.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah stop it. I don't feel like telling the story for the umpteenth thousand time.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read

the rules, bro.

THE RULES

OH GD

THE RULLES ::sobs::

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've asked

but no one has been allowed to tell me

yep....

by JustAJ on Aug 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's grounds for being banned

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talking out of turn? That's a paddling.

Looking out the window? That’s a paddling?
Paddling the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddling.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's

a technical foul…

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um... I'm

fairly certain that’s an Eastern Diamondback…?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally rec'd.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

ReplyFail

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Total ReplyFail

But hopefully rec success.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello

ugg,on borrowed puter running vista ,I hate it.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Yikes

But at least you’re here.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

the dbacks

appreciate your sacrifice :)

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHERE

ARE ALL DA FANS?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Around

You know.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT

IN SAN DIEGO???

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAN'T HIDE

FROM ME

I’MMA FIND YOU SAND IEGO FANNNNNNNNNNNS

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not in the damn stands, that's for sure

Record way better than ours, and they’re only averaging something like 600 more fans a game.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOSH

No seriously, though, that’s awful.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

My mostly negative opinion of the Padres aside, a team playing this well DESERVES to be supported more than this.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defintely

Atlanta never seems to have great support either, and it’s not like they haven’t been really, really good for over 20 years.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was pretty surprised

But they aren’t alone- they’re sitting at #20 in average attendance, and the Reds are sitting at #19.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's

surprising, but maybe it’s just taking awhile for the Cincinnati fans to believe again.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

i’m listening on the radio, i just hear what they tell me, lol.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah okay

carry on.

(Stupid radio)

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

How did they even think that might not have been a home run?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

All

those empty seats messing up the umps?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

He must be really confused if he ever goes to Florida.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

He

breaks down and cries.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy

call. Lead-off homer for Drew.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

according to MLB gameday

that double landed in the Fatburger fryer

yep....

by JustAJ on Aug 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

great big HA HA to the Padres

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, hey

We at least won’t be shut out this game.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I really dislike Denorfia

Almost as much as I dislike Cody Ross’s beady, evil eyes.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

so much for the shutout innings streak, eh?

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

LaSWINGTHEDAMNBALL

FFFFFF

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

ATTHEBALL

ARRRRRRRRRRGH

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol +1

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaSOCOFAIL

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

LASNAKECHARMERPOSTINGLIKESKINS

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY!

MEAN!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Yes I am.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um...

Suffering short term memory loss?

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

bat?

bat the ball?

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quiet you

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

"The only place" that needs instant replay?

Don’t know that I agree with you there, Sutt.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I do

cos I’m old school and fiery.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any one else think Reynolds might be better playing ahead of LaRoache?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate

Eckstein.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I like him

just not right now

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

miguel tejada says

“how you like me now?”

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still

hate him.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he's scrappy!

He just scrapped a scrap into shallow scrap field!

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd

like to punch him with some scrap metal.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn scrap iron

leadoff single off kernel.

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, crap

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn't Miguel Tejada

four thousand years old?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

No I don't believe he is.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe

he’s dangerously close.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he's latino

so he’s listed at four thousand but more than likely at least five thousand

yep....

by JustAJ on Aug 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends

People who follow certain strict interpretations of the Bible believe he is. But based on carbon dating, scientists believe he could be much, much older.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

cut himin half and count the rings

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit, Diamondbacks

I don’t want to deal with another game like this.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

this

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-1

Well, that lead was fun.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

we're just lulling them into a false sense of security

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're

lulling them into another win.

:((((((((((

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm trying not to let myself

drink a WHOLE bottle of wine.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

lulled wine.

aromatic and heady!

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh

I have cinnamon,nutmeg and cloves

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It worked in Colorado......?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

good for freakin them.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh goodness,I hate what Vista is doing to the colours,

too fracking bright

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun?

This is DBacks baseball there is no fun.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Instead of low WHIP

we get whips?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinky

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

hard knocks

makes the NY Jets instantly bearable

yep....

by JustAJ on Aug 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I

don’t get HBO, so I don’t get to join in on the fun. I’ve heard real life Rex Ryan is basically KSK Rex Ryan.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could imagine

I know Tony Dungy has a problem with him, but I’m starting to think that Dungy needs to mind his own business

yep....

by JustAJ on Aug 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but Dungy’s a sanctimonious boring person.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Super K and his sidekick Super D

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, so beat this dinner roll call, hotclaws :)

BBQ ribs, baked potatoes, brown-sugar-crusted butternut squash casserole, rolls, salad w/ home-grown tomatoes, and fruit tart.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

T-bone, pudding cup, and Dr. Pepper

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

MR PIBB!!!!!!!

MR PIBB!!!!!!

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psssh

at least Pepper went to college.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. Pibb is the softdrink version of Eric Byrnes

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNAP

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

So wrong

Mr. Pibb is the superior beverage.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm psycho for the pibb

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by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

left over spaghetti

popcorn, dr pepper and oatmeal creme pie

yep....

by JustAJ on Aug 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had

rice stuff?

I dunno really what it was.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also

had Dr. Pepper, I guess everyone is feeling like a pepper today.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never drunk it

what’s it taste like?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like

prunes, I guess.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh,I like prunes

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blech

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not as bad as epsom salt....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

not as bad as putting salt in your eyes.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never put salt in your eyes

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooooooo

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

not completely pruney, though. Sweet prunes, with some other flavors. It’s definitely a sweet, American soda, though.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like root beet plus pepsi, is the closest thing I can think of

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

*root BEER

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am intregued

I shall buy some tomorrow and report back on my tasteexperience.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent! Looking forward to it :)

See if you can describe it any better.

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ASDA is(our Walmart)

not going now though

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

root beer plus prunes.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Dr Pepper?

How would you describe something like that.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm... like a very sweet coca cola

Less cola-y and more…. I dunno.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr_Pepper

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like

prunes, guh.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

lime and coriander chicken breast,basmati rice,brocolli

a nectarine and a kiwi fruit for afters.YOU’R SOUNDED DAMN GOOD THOUGH

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eeeexcellent

Yours would win any other day!! ;)

There were kiwis on the fruit custard tart.

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what I'll have for dinner

And I’m too lazy to go downstairs to figure it out.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had spaghetti and meatballs

And then for dessert had Butterfinger ice cream

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by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Home made sushi,home made garlic mashed potatoes and a 2 liter of cherry DR.Pepper

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

MAN

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not home made cherry dr pepper?

Man, your meal was so good up to that point.

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should try making home made cherry Dr. pepper

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by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

um

i haven’t eaten yet. but it’ll probably be pb&j or something.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably what I'll end up with

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double blech

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm lazy

It happens.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't

blame you for laziness, but I just can’t stand peanut butter and jelly sammiches.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a huge fan, either

But my options are few.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

what

is wrong with you two.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

S'ok

PB&J is one of the finest delicacies on earth.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you.

finally someone with sense.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot

But we’d probably hit the margin.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno?

I’ve never liked them, and yes I know it’s weird. Once my mom gave me a PB&J and told me to eat for lunch and it took like 2 hours and I just felt like vomiting the entire time. It’s just gross.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

:|

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by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey don't be such a fussy young man.

Don’t you know that kids are starving in japan?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't

that was about the only thing I hated.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a reference to a weird al song.

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by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

oh

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't want to argue, don't want to debate

Don’t want to hear what kind of food you hate.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have a bananna have a whole bunch.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a song?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It certainly does

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it just like

the texture or something? do you not like any kind of pb sammiches?

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No clue

it’s just that combination (though I’m not a huge peanut butter fan in general).

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

peanut butter

sweet pickles and cinnamin………… mmmmmmmmm…………….

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ew.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

try it!

favorite sandwich when I was a kid

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Not unless you paid me. A lot.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peanut butter and bacon

far better.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeaaaah

i can’t get behind that one.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

’spretty much great.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

grilled cheese sandwich with

bacon not bad

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering I bought a bacon chocolate bar for $5

it’s safe to say I love me some bacon.

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by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

inorite

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, gotta stop the food talk...

I knew I was in trouble for starting dinner roll call so early. ;)

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Margin?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

MARGIN

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both

of you stop it, right now.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite bar

has a bacon wrapped, deep fried hot dog covered in cheese.

yeah, probably will take 10 years off your life.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT

What is this place?

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

AMURICA

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by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The

bar, you pokemon.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Monkey Pants

@ Mill and Southern, Tempe

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I gotta try that.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

F@*# yeah?

As an aside, when we were at Smashburger, we noticed they do have an Arizona Hot Dog.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

HELL YEAH

I gotta go there some day.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you never had a peanut butter and pickle sandwich?

What’s wrong with you?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just find that so hard to believe.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

To my memory

I don’t remember ever having one.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad made all us kids

pb & mayonnaise sandwiches. They aren’t all that bad, when you’re 9….

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've

seen people do that. Still don’t understand it.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh

never had that, but i’d try it.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotta be with

sweet pickles

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peanut butter and marshmallow creme.

Yum.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuma

wait, what?

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

FLUFF AND NUTTER

<3 <3 <3

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by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blech

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

bengan bharta

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by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grapes, Fruit snacks, chips and Red Velvet Cake for dessert. Oh, and water.

I’m having an “F the world” kind of day.

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO

F YOUR WORLD BRO

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it I was going to say

Oh no, is soco still alive

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always

live. I made a deal with the devil.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even close

But it was homemade so … um. Yummy.

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prob

not. It was store bought, I think.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I made myself a wrap

with cream cheese, Steak-umms, a slice of cheddar cheese, and some lettuce.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steak

ummmm?

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Count the m's, dawg.

Count ’em.

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by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 go down meekly

no pie for them

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

At 23

I was doing college AND starting my career.

Suck on that, FSN Arizona.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too!

Graduated at 22 11/12ths. Started job at 23 1/12th.

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind

that I’m STILL doing college, but yeah.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, it's much better than stopping :)

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true

I’ve already done that before.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dropped out of school

went back to uni in my 30sl

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was living with this guy

Going to school. Nannying. Working at the preschool.

Now take away the school part and you’ll get where I am 3 years later!

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woooooooooooo

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

technically you’re married to that guy now?

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weirdly it has made little difference to how we are

But i do get to say “I’m Mrs. J” which is infinitely amusing. ;)

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I work at a Pre-school too

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

What age?

I’m a floater, but I am hoping to be put in the infant room for good. I <3 the infant room.

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the mornings I am the director of school events

but in the afternoons I am the after school program teacher. I love the toddlers though. Sneak in there all the time

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to be a preschool teacher

Did that for 12 years back home in Colorado. Now I work at an elementary school as a teacher’s aid. Officially been there a month :)

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by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

At 23,

BigPapaKishi was protecting the country. I was having a baby.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez

way to make me feel unaccomplished.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

She makes YOU feel under accomplished?

You’re 24! I’m heading towards 27!

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

HELLO

HOW ARE YOU?

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE'S OLD

::says the one who feels just as old::

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by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

At 23 I have no idea yet.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

At 17

wait, dunno.

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by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know if there is a game on tonight.....

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunno

I don’t really follow sports.

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stalking her husband?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The sparkling personalities

and sharp wit.

(I’ve watched all the games this season, sarchasm fail ;))

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to say

We’re still waiting to see if anyone other than Drew is going to show up on offense.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

magic 8 ball

says “no”

Drew with a double

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

right,1st inning was just an abberation

Joe wll hang on now

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

x

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

w

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

v

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

W V U T Stop....

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get that a lot :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Margin?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saving Jim a headache

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

and every other non-participant

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the goal :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Distraction on the field ,again

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Would really love

to see security sucker punch one. major lame attack

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's going on, a SB 1070 protestor?

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by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't say.

Then again I wasn’t paying extremely close attention. I assume so.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am doing a paper in my English class

About the SB 1070 protesters and how they want the All Star Game taken out of Arizona

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Certainly current.

I did one called “The Manager is Not the Problem” for my English class.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did

one about scopophilia and the film “Taxi Driver.”

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahah

yesssssss

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it said socophilia too

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet that was interesting too

The research itself for mine has been interesting. I even threw in some quotes from players about the SB 1070 law. Augie had a quote so of course it went in there too

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dreeeeeeeeeeeew

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

drooooooo!

bay-bee!

(a double off the wall)

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Love it

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

UPTON

Stop getting outs, start being more awesome.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

no runz for now

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought

New hitting coach? Barney Stinson

“Stop sucking and start being awesome. True Story.”

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah J UP

It’s your BIRTHDAY for PETE"S SAKE!

No Golden Sombreros tonight dude!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long

as he doesn’t have a 5 K night like Ryan Howard last night.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then go off on an ump like Ryan did?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

DON'T YOU F%#@&#$ TALK TO ME BRO

DON’T YOU F%#@&#$ TALK TO ME

disclaimer: this is what howard said to an ump last night; no offense intended

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

laughed at him last night.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

He was fiery last night

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You figure

Guy goes 0 for 7 with 5 Ks, it’s not like replacing him with a pitcher is going to hurt much.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is flying by.

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

After the first inning, the offense disappeared

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

frack

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

scrap iron

2 for 2

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on

Colonel’s Original Recipe, get some guys out.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

We

scared them away? Or more likely they have their own team to be depressed about.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

only so much depression

one can handle

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

:( Yeah, they were fun

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

26 games over .500

and they only drew 20,000 last night?

though I remember 2007 and the slow start attendance wise we had

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

but it’s nearing the end of August. The steam should be generating for them.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh bases loaded

lovely

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

run scores

on … what? Drew lost his footing and has no play. Error on Drew

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

OY OY OY...VEY!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate

you Drew.

I hate you so much.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Take it back!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will

not.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dallas

you don’t have to stand for this. It’s as simple as #votekishi.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he has a much better one

From yesterday, right? Or Monday?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what made me think of it

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

care what anyone thinks, Drew is stupid and smelly and greedy and hates Arizona. I want to fire him from a cannon into the moon.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

should be asking

if ella has read this yet. i only want dwoo to have the set.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I have said that before, though.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know what it is

But I will always dislike JD Drew.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

I can’t stand him

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's an ex-Dodger

And lame.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

so what

we can forgive him for his sins.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

But not

for his innate lameness.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm unconvinced

Unless he somehow ends up playing for the Diamondbacks, and then I’d still tell him he was lame.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

See? You ARE mean to him

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying it wasn't justified!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

that wasn't actually mean though

i was just letting him know that if he makes me sad, he’s gonna be sorry. it’s not a threat, it’s a fact.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

A fact

conveyed through threat

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

noooo

i was just stating a simple fact! there was no threat!

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

Psychic premonition?

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

my super power is weather witching. this is just something i know without a doubt :)

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

You’re still any random episode of X-Files either way

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's

the type of guy that is only liked by the team that currently employs him.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt that

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

way2keepup

already said he’s staying in Detroit.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

like 2 days ago. I don’t blame the guy, I wouldn’t choose to go back there either.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

damon isn't coming back

and to that i say thank you baby jesus i would have been so angry.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

there you go. There is a possibility that you won’t always love him.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

JD

is more like a 1 of 35 parallel refractor. Stephen’s more like error base card.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

drooooo with a big boo boo

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Aha

I like it.

I mean, I don’t, but………

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

See

This time, we’re not saying Droooooooo.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Forget the Drew Birds

Tonight it’s the Boo Birds!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That play

was just sorta bad.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

That play

was all kinds of bad.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

DefenseFail

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

4-1

on sac fly

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

once ryal's throw hit the infield grass

it started slowing down to where tejada was out-running it by that third bounce.

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rootin' for Joe 2 nite

I really like the Colonel..want to see him excel..seems like he gets shoddy D when he’s on the bump

by LEDOUX on Aug 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That's part of

pitching for the Dbacks. :(

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, that's not true!

Sometimes you get good defense and absolutely no offense.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need

to emulate the Mariners.

Oh wait.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

fed up now

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

6-1

this game is spiraling further into the abyss.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm

this game could probably go a tiny bit better.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait

are the Padres stealing The Claw from the Rangers?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

They

most definitely are. How dare they.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not The Claw, it's A Deer

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

a female deer?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

a little out of order

but we got it.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

"learning how to win"

Yeah, they aren’t very good at that part…………….

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

don orpheus at bat

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

walks

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is disgusting.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go D'Backs, let's go

Hey! Where are you guys goin!? It’s just a cheer. I didn’t mean it literally!!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

they left in the top of the first?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

implies we’ll eventually be down by 7.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 run?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh by the way guys

thought everyone would like to know that Grooveshark may be the greatest thing known to mankind.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

What is Grooveshark?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://listen.grooveshark.com/

And also, google is your friend.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have to look into that

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

okay.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

it’s awesome and cheap and replaces iTunes.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since iTunes has been attacked by hackers?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

mostly because I can’t run iTunes, but had I remembered it while I was still using it, I woulda switched.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's only okay

it’s great if you know what you want, and can pull up full albums most of the time, but it’s not the be-all-end-all of music online.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm fully expecting it to be shut down sometime soon

but I’ll pay for it until that day.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If

they’re paying the man, then it’ll stay open. It would be easy to regulate, so as long as they have enough revenue they should be fine.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don't

pay The Man, though.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then

they’re f***ed.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

pretty much.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooooo

another run off a LaDouble!

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRBI

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

6-2??

what’s this? we score a pointrun?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe

The term is “ace.”

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is

this a term I need to know for vintage?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on our offense.

We’ll put together a glossary.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

forgive me

scoring is so random and un-frequent for us, i forget the term

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok whos up....

For some brown hand center commercials

by LEDOUX on Aug 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

No.

Never.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw it

I’ve noticed that when KMLE Country plays the commercial now, the part with “Daddy’s Baby Girl” has been taken out

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Hell No!

I’d let my hand rot and fall off before that creep does carpal tunnel surgery on it!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rusty

gets one through, somehow, and now we got guys on the corners with only one out.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

not a very good 3-1 pass by hester

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryal is picked off

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

while picking his nose

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And picking his seat

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolpickle

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

RUSTY

YOU PIECE OF CRAP

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

And SBFail

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Momentum shift ---> Padres

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I really

hate all of these knuckleheaded players sometimes.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Y'all

some knuckaheeeeeeads.

/barkley

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was some craptastic baseball

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Craptastic Gingerness

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rusty being picked off=Craptastic Gingerness

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess

I just didn’t understand the ginger part.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

and hester ends it by striking out

woo-hoo, we scored a run though

/forced enthusiasm

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

another good thing was the kernal didn't have his batting spot come up, so

he was able to pitch the 4th and let scrap iron go 3-3, and give up a 3 run homer to gonzales

9-2

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

Stopped watching after a little bit. Was doing homework. Doing higher math has become more fun to me now than this

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

In all fairness

math is pretty awesome.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

…You’re weird

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

what course is it?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

For astronomy, mostly a lot of stuff with star movement/gravity/black holes/neutron stars.

It’s not really higher in the sense of anything above advanced algebra, it’s just REALLY time consuming.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't

listen to him, young man! Learn math and science, be an engineer, maaaaaaaake moooooooooonnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy /satan

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

woo-hoo!

Higher math!!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Skins

you said you were going to email me. You said you were emailing me right now I ain’t see no email in my email box.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

he says

that his computer is lame and he had to restart his browser.

/iguessimasecretarynow?

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's

a bum. He lied to me. He’s greedy, and he hates Arizona.

You can tell him that.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he says

he’s just faking an injury so he doesn’t have to pitch for the d’backs ever again.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell him

edbigghead will meet him in the parking lot.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeeeeez

how long i gotta keep relaying messages?

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

charge ’em

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Til

he stops using crappy browsers like IE.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

good luck on that one.

I still don’t see an email. He lied to me.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude

is there a reason you need the email right now?

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

but he did promise me. So he’s on the hook unless he tells me to expect at another point.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

five minutes

you’ll have it in like five minutes.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

He’s timing it now.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You all

know me too well.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know

i was reluctant to say it, but that’s what i was told, soooo

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yessssssss

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two

more, actually.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm

can we make it five minutes from now?

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

2 am.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Told ya...

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is

that your request, or his?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's mine

because i don’t wanna hafta answer five different comments pointing out it’ been five minutes

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If

you’re talking to him, why doesn’t he just say “yes or no” on if he’s bringing people, and how many. That’s all I really need.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't

have the dude’s phone number?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

phones are for olds.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

he says

TELL HIM I FREAKING EMAILED HIM.

capslock his, THANKS FOR MAKING HIM YELL AT ME :/

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Already

responded.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just

sayin’, not all of us are communicationally slow.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it like

your freaking nightly goal to make me sad?

:(

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just

do it naturally.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Margarine

Er, margin.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't

margin me, boy.

But seriously, margin.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude. This is 'skins.

He won’t finish the email till 2am.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it'll be like

“nah flying solo”.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

Jason DeRulo.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn it

you actually made me like you a little with that comment.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do

I ruin this by revealing my opinion of the song?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I...

I like it?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN IT

that didn’t ruin it. i like it too :/

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

PUTTIN ON MAH SHADES

+1

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS

Actually, this has no relation to anything, but the song started playing.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will end you

They should have remained a one-hit wonder with “I’m in Miami”

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I think it coulda been the funniest thing in the history of ever if they played it when we went back-to-back-to-back-to-back.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's

about the only acceptable use for that song. Also for advance interrogating techniques on terror suspects.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually,

I was gonna write an email that had absolutely nothing to do with Timm’s email. He’ll get it on socofest, 2 hrs before the festivities.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before?

I expected after.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You

and anyone you bring will be locked out.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT I WAS HIS +1

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I’m pretty sure your parents would call the cops if I said you were invited.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Since they'd be crossing state lines

I think it’d be a federal matter.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

Sounds like a possible movie, or play, if Clefo wants to steal it.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

FEDS?

I gotta cheese it!

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I *will* be going to two or three AFL games

and

aw, shucks, my dog just walked in with his newly-donned cone and he refuses to look at me. ;-;

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyway

‘cause I don’t really have anything I want for my birthday (aside from a video card, but whatevs) I’ve already asked to go to a few AFL games and gotten the +1 on it. Or, approval. Whatever you oldies call it.

Also, Duce.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

Let us know when you’ll be in town, we’ll see about a SnakepitAFLFest.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

October 29-November 2

I have off of school, so it’ll be then.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where my

win, Chicken Man.

WHERE

MY

WIN

CHICKEN

MAN

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

1st and 3rd padres

with nobody out.

I’ve seen this road before. i know what is down that dark alley. do i really want to go there?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe is throwin'

Like he just had some brown hand center work done

by LEDOUX on Aug 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

I think Brandon Webb

Needs a visit to the Brown Hand Center just so he can and will throw again!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That be him

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i actually think it'd be a ballsy move

if we DFA’d saunders at the end of the year, so that we don’t have to pay him 6 mil next year. that way we could give matt torra or collmenter or miley a chance to start

what the crap? did eckstein just get another base hit? i hate david eckstein

and what happened to trying to see if gerardo parra can hit lefties? don’t we want to see if he can be a left fielder next year?

by blue bulldog on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That's not how it works

If you DFA them you HAVE to pay them.

Hence WE are paying $11mil to Eric Byrnes to play softball in Menlo Park.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

wrong terminology

i meant just not tender saunders a contract….he’s going into arb 3

by blue bulldog on Aug 25, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

anybody see byrnes

Recently on MLB network as a color guy? He looked like Jeff Spicoli from Fast times at Ridgemont High in a suit he picked up on the way to the Studio

by LEDOUX on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Dude

he’s my favorite analyst ever and I’m not joking in the slightest.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like

that former Phillies pitcher that I’m blanking on, and Al Leiter, or course.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mitch Williams?

I still think Byrnesie is by far the most entertaining. Harold Reynolds a close second.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dig the WIld Thing

Mitch Williams is great

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

that guy. I like Reynolds, but sometimes he doesn’t have anything to say. Mitch almost always has something good to say, and he’s pretty funny too.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've given up on TV for quality baseball analysis

and I really just rely on entertainment value, though I do appreciate insider info, so I like Hart even though he’s not even remotely funny, as well as Gammons. Reynolds is funny because he’s so clueless on front office sorta stuff, eg, saying Ichiro would be dealt at the deadline.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The guys

on MLBN are legit. Yeah, it’s very much based on playing the game, not the stats, but I think we get too much of the former in baseball coverage anymore. It’s nice to hear from veterans of the game just talk about the game.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I value the input on the actual playing-the-game from Mitch & Co. (other former players) and the GM input from Hart, but when it comes down to stat-based things (like what players deserve MVP, etc), I really couldn’t care any less about what they say.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

guh. They rarely talk stats, though.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe not explicitly

but anything regarding player value and stuff is lame.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

but again, that stuff is covered by nearly everyone else. MLBN’s value isn’t in discussing exotic measures of player value, it’s in talking about what is going on at any given moment. Sometimes they talk value, but it’s in the severe minority of their time.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love MLB

Because they cut into games, so on a good afternoon, I can watch large portions of a half dozen games. I like their demonstrations, though they don’t seem to be doing as many of those this year as last, but other than that, it’s nothing fancy.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

their live look-ins can’t be beat.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still

haven’t seen him as a color guy there. I always see the same three or four guys, and that one chick on Quick Pitch.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh I hate Hazel Mae.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have

no opinion on her. She seems to get the crap assignments.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

9-2

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, this game suuuuuuuuuucks

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

who implied we’d be down by 7?!

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

JUSTIN

WHO IS GOING TO JOIN RUSTY IN THE ROLLED UP RUG

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look

You don’t get an option about the rug.

At least we aren’t poisoning you, shooting you, stabbing you, and then throwing you into a river in Russia.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah

I can’t even stab him now?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I didn’t think we’d have time for the full Rasputin.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

will make time.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

I am in Vermont? I’ll run to Canadaaaaaaaa

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Run all you like, dude

We’ve got cars, we can catch up.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know your left fielder of the night sucks when...

A former pitcher from your team gripes about said LF on his Facebook!

/GregSwindell

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So.

We’re closer to setting up a nine run rally?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

9-2 on a three run homer by Gonzalez.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

agon

decided that he wanted to stop grounding out and join on bashing joe saunders

by blue bulldog on Aug 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

this is horrible

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

this is D'backs

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dbacks?

No… this…

no, wait, it’s the Dbacks.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on! we're only

down a touchdown with plenty of time left! Leinart can lead us down the field just like the game……..

oh crap.

we be screwed.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Down a touchdown?

With Leinart?

Yeah, we’re screwed.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far

very unimpressed with Saunders.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

"I still say we should've sacrificed a live chicken"

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colonel's secret recipe

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

11 SECRET herbs and spices

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saunders' is no secret

he must telegraph everything.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saunders's recipe is no secret anymore...

Everyone’s discovered his recipe

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you Drew

another double

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Once again

I think Stephen Drew is trying to steal someone’s birthday.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Drew...

1 double !>= 4 unearned runs

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

you can't really blame him for all that though...

he’s not the one who put the men on base…

but yeah, not a clutch error…

by blue bulldog on Aug 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can

and will blame him. He’s a bum, he’s greedy, and he hates Arizona.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

drew is doin' it

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

He's Drew-in' it

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey everyone sorry Im late

but this game is really making me angry for some reason

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably

Because you’re a Diamondbacks fan.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah Im usually numb to it

but the play aside from Drews bat tonight has been atrocious

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I know what you mean, I can’t put a finger on it.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

break something of value!

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Jack

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

toodles Starr

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

:) Jack

Yeah this game sucks the big pineapple tonight

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

is a new one.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could have said worse but didn't want to get into trouble LOL

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

reminds me of something in the second verse

of an old B-52s number

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't say that at Sky Harbor ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey there J

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah

the Devil likes the D’backs? AWESOME

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe THAT's our problem..........

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

he promised me the world! Nothing could go wrong with that, right?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought when you made a deal with the Devil

You get better before he takes you to hell….These guys skipped the middle and went straight to the finish

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

That guy seems to have more dedication to his DBacks fandom than I do right now.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Same here

that guy is FIERY

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had too much Taco Bell fire sauce is why ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he appeared to have

capsicum all over his face

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ಠ_ಠ

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drew

playing your position like you’re supposed to isn’t going to forgive those 4 runs.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, but...

he didn’t serve up room service.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's only given up

one homer, though?

Oh, at the plate.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

OHHHH

you thought I meant……uhhh yeah

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carrasco

gets it done.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

See

That’s the power of high socks.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Which

is exactly why our vintage will have high socks.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love knee-highs!

imma come to all your games and cheer you on :)

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're

more than welcome to, but that means you’ll have to come to Phoenix, and ick.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm

i’ve been telling your wife that i’m moving to phoenix for like the last two years. it don’t bother me.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boy

is egg going to be on your face when we move to Seattle.

AND WHERE MY EMAIL SKINS

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE IS JUST LOGGING INTO HIS EMAIL

and i will CRY so hard, i already told your wife that.

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Precisely.

Plus, we can probably use all the help we can get.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

+5

to anyone who brings up the forbidden sea-dwelling creature at the games.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

As

long as Jim isn’t at the games, you can mention the eel all you want.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it

only him that takes it so poorly?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He

the boss. I just do what bossman tell me to do. If bossman tell me to tighten that nut, I tighten that nut. If bossman tell me to paint that door, I paint that door. If bossman tell me to break the legs of anyone on strike, I break the legs of anyone on strike. I gotta family. I got bills to pay. I do what bossman tell me to do.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

S'ok

Lennie. Just remember the brush if anything goes wrong.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

50 years in the joint

and I cant squeeze a drop without asking to go to the bathroom.

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

::pushes chair back::

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

was quoting Shawshank Redemption

you can relax

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I was acting out the hanging scene.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

ok that made me laff

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

This chick digs the high socks :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm back from a week in that evil city

and I still don’t like it.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 25, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

London?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boston?

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

How

do you not like the Bay Area? Or is it just ’cause of the Giants?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect

I know why.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got some friends

that live in Scotts Valley/Santa Cruz area and in San Jose. I’ve gone to visit a few times and have yet to make it to The City. Just so much to see and do in that area and it is sooo beautiful.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say I didn't like the Bay Area

I lived there for years, but I hate San Francisco. The people are rude, believe they are God’s gift, the city is basically the pig that got a lot of lipstick.

The Great and Mighty....

by NASCARbernet on Aug 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I think San Francisco is awesome.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I think YOU’RE awesome.

Wait.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was fully expecting

you to say “Well, I think it’s fabulous.”

I’m disappointed, quite frankly.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

try to be not obvious.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

hoping when I get older I’ll be the source of bs.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was thinking vegas or nawleans

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ಠ_ಠ

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

he said evil

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

SF or LA?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which city?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nbatv has the replay of

team usa smothering greece in euro bball that was on at 9am

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 25, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Who is this guy who can pitch wearing Carrazcos jersey???

and what has he done with DJ??

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

It's me

I’ve been commenting between pitches- whoops, ump says I gotta put away my phone.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

$25,000 man

be careful. Commenting is srs bsns.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 25, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

well get ready to trot out there next inning

youve earned it

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He

put on the stirrups.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hester

I hate you and your stupid beard.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He's another candidate for Bics for Backs!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's

another candidate for the bus to Reno.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ryan Church hears your words

And makes a pre-emptive strike.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

3 for 20 hitting

aside from Drew pitiful

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

If I owned the D'backs

I think I would have the audio file for “FINISH HIM” play on 2 strike counts and “KO” when someone strikes out.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

you don’t own the Dbacks, now do you?

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

but I should. I’d be the awesomest at it.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

That

would be pretty good.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

That is a terrible beard on that guy from the Padres.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Church has full beard last night

and has almost regrown it in 1 day…awesome

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow

moonshot.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Man he is on fire

first 2 HR game for Drew

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

First?

That doesn’t seem correct to me..?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats what Gracie said

prfaced by a “Believe it or not”

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

you’re wrong. ’Tis his first.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it is.

He’s not a home run guy.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would have thought he had done so

in his 20 hr season, but guess not.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lose the extinguisher...QUICK!!Someone n

Someone needs to keep this team fiery!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn space bar screwups :(

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

So

Stephen Drew. Getting it done at the plate.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

I think J-Up may be the one person who can’t perform well on their birthday….if he hadn’t have gone on the DL it’d be a little tighter race to Strikeout King between him and Reynolds

by Sadclownface on Aug 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

As

someone who has thrown a party for Reynolds birthday, I can assure you that Reynolds does not perform on his birthday either. Oddly enough, it was Drew that day who stole the show.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

he just gets headaches.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Surely

you’re joking….I mean out of this year…in Mark’s defense he did get knocked out of the game hard on his day….Upton just continues to be pedestrian….a Triple-A stint may help

by Sadclownface on Aug 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Metaphor

for America!

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

He

could at least show a little bit of disappointment after his usual strikeout or double play ball

by Sadclownface on Aug 26, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

AZBOB-BOMBERS

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I HATE CHRIS YOUNG AND JUSTIN UPTON

but I won’t tell you why…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

They

owe you money?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO

THE REASON STARTS WITH A “B” AND ENDS WITH A “LACKNESS”

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

rascist!

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

John Lackey?

I dunno, I’m functionally illiterate.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am

not joking, because I was at that party, being a party that I threw.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't this year

It was two years ago.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure.

Those 3.1 WAR make him a pretty pedestrian… well, 3.1 WAR player, of which there are very few. Forget the fact that that makes him the 3rd most valuable player this season

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

He'd

be valuable in Reno.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Valuable, yeah

TO TRADE!

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

ROFLMAO

AWESOME ONE KISHI!!!!! XD XD XD

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

FOR

DAVID ECKSTINE OR CREG COUNCIL

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

OR

ME

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Are you scrappy?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

white, and talentless.

So yes?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still

hate you Drew. Doesn’t matter how many home runs you hit tonight.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Even if he hits

all the home runs? Ever?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

and Doubles

and promises never to flub a ground ball again?

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's Soco

when he gets in one of these moods, there’s no changing his mind

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's true

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOT ENOUGH

HOME RUNS

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

ho-hum

ANOTHER HR by Drew

2 HR’s and 2 doubles

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Gonna try

for the comment of the day….. maybe chevy chase has some inner universal knowledge to help us perform better

by Sadclownface on Aug 26, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Or ironic

or sad.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or prophetic

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone's

favorite Balkquez.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Bullpen suite?

For only $10 more, they’ll actually put you in the bullpen and call you in to pitch the eighth.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Oh, yeah

The pool suite is way more expensive.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

According to that Toronto guy,

$5500 for 35 people on non-premium and non-Yankees games.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

For something like up to 30 people?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

According to that Toronto guy,
$5500 for 35 people on non-premium and non-Yankees games.

by DbacksSkins

(emphasis added)

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

$160 per ticket

Kinda like behind home plate.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus

You get a free towel.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooooooooo

that’s a BINgo!

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

TL;DR

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bullpen suite

for a $100 better come with a little something extra, if you know what I mean.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

talking about hookers.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

Do we have any lefties in the ’pen?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I’ll see if I can arrange lefty hookers.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Norberto

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Capn Kirk needs...

Some of that brush in hair color gel to liven things up..Oh that’s right he’s got no hair

by LEDOUX on Aug 26, 2010 12:13 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Alright guys

I’m out.

My value over a replacement poster is approximately 10.5 runs.

by Wailord on Aug 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

'Night Wailord

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Later 'Lord

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

LaGoldglove

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

guess where this is from?

stopdeletingbuckAug-25 @ 8:59 PM Report abuse 00
mark reynolds need to be released immediately…..its hilarious how they show these single A guys stats in order to appease the fan base…hilarious

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

AZCentral?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

not facebook??

say it aint so!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

going full steam on the hatin'

yep.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always

regret it when I scroll down far enough to read comments.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too.

it’s like watching a slow motion train wreck though

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

stopdeletingbuckAug-25 @ 8:59 PM Report abuse 00
mark reynolds need to be released immediately…..its hilarious how they show these single A guys stats in order to appease the fan base…hilarious

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that dude

A Mets fan? I think that says it all.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

he disappered for a week after we played the mets

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't

insult yourself like that.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, boo hoo. We haven't won a WS in 9 years.

So, you feel, like… 8.8% as bad as a Cubs fan?

Plus, you’re not a drunken asshole.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

how do you know??

They might be?

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

giving our new friend the benefit of the doubt?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok thats fair

blanket statements aside

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

LOL

Rec’d

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

out of curiosity

what are all red sox fans, oh wise one?

by jinnah on Aug 26, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he was calling you white trash.

I hope for his sake.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course not

I WOULD NEVER!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

you do know i’m a red sox fan, right?

by jinnah on Aug 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently not.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thems fighting words!

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

First off, white trash are Braves or Dodgers fans, in my experience…

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Braves, yeah I wouldn't say Dodgers.

Dodgers are more hispanic.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude.

I’m a drunken Irish asshole, but I hate the Red Sox? (Don’t tell Jinnah that..)

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

that’s such a secret.

by jinnah on Aug 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

You don't

seem to believe me when I tell you..?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

i believe you

it’s just a lot more fun to tease you.

by jinnah on Aug 26, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Insane Irish.

/braveheartquotesftw

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, dude

I think she knows you’re a drunken Irish asshole.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was Italian?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

you were Italian. Why you lyin about your blood, mang.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because

I’m both?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're Irish and Italian?

So am I

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Good point. I guess it’s nice to know that when the D’backs decide to tank, they do it when it won’t rip our hearts out as bad

by Sadclownface on Aug 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome

to the Snakepit, by the way!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome

to the Snakepit, by the way!

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

what they said ^ ^ ^

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

MOM

DON’T EMBARRASS ME GOSH

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Man

That never works.

(Just kidding, Mom!)

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Gibby's Mom

or his wife?

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Everytime someone says that

I think about Joe Buck interviewing Tony Womack’s wife and asking “Are you proud of your son?”

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

OUCH

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

ZAZING!!!!!!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck is a douche

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cmon now...

Let’s be nice. He’s a beach whistle.

by LEDOUX on Aug 26, 2010 12:31 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Joe Buck

Is a jackwagon

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

Joe Buck is a smug moron to begin with. I can’t stand him.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me either

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Finally

A new commercial…bluebell ice cream to be exact with the cast from little house on the prairie without Mr engles because he’s umm no longer with us.

by LEDOUX on Aug 26, 2010 12:23 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Words cannot describe

How much I hate the Padres right now

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Ditto,

except I’ve said this pretty much all the damned time since that GLB shit in 2007.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

my sig fits well with that last comment

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

It

really does.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Sure does

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay dudes and dudettes

I am out. Off to bed…catch you all tomorrow evening…same bat time, same bat channel

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Good night my friend

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hasta la vista baby

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

game is around 3pm tomorrow

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Radio only, right?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

radio only.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah huh

I’ll catch it via radio on my way home tomorrow then…

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

3:35pm first pitch

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

I’ll be off work at 4, drive down, listening via KTAR…go DBACKS!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

UGH...

day games.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

G'night Phil and everyone

Out this time for sure….

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, man

It’s finally over? I thought that game would never end.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

this is what we will ALL

be saying come end of season i fear.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

last out made by hester

it’s a loss

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

we lost?

no way man! There has to be a parallel world where we won this game!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it’s a 1 out of every 3 pack parallel.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe several

but not this one

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd try to cross into the other one,

but I hear I’m, like, 6’ tall and Argentinian or something weird in that one.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank god tomorrows game

isnt on TV

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope

we aren’t this bad at vintage baseball.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

I have been working out.

Will do some batting cage work in a bit.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

If we are

At least we’ll have an excuse.

And high socks.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

that and wins. I’ve got money riding on this whole thing.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or

worse comes to worse I’ll get the team to throw the season.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who gets the part of Joe Jackson?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

we have to get on the field and figure out who can actually play, and who is a bum.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they don't expect much of me lol.

oh I am a LH batter fwiw

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lefties

DID NOT EXIST IN THE 1860S

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe you mean

A hooker.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a switchy

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 26, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Night gang

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 26, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Later

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

So...

I got electrocuted with 485 volts today?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Is

that a lot?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

100 to 150+ is considered lethal?

No current, and no load, though. Which is why I’m here. (And why I was anywhere close to that type of voltage anyway)

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are

are you a supermutant now?

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aww hellz yeah.

I totally fought some crime on the way home.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

NICE

You gotta be on our vintage baseball team, then.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE

DID NOT EXIST IN 1860S

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Give him a blue jacket and hat?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got bored with the "Nice Strikeout!"

You sort of were, with Jenny’s sig.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

That’s soco’s quote. Referring to me doesn’t count. (Hence, soco’s sig doesn’t count, either)

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

why?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 26, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just accidentally touched two live leads for a split instant

of 5 panels in series while in sunlight.

Sunlight means they’ve got live voltage, but no load means they don’t actually send but a miniscule bit of current. Like I said, wouldn’t have been working on ’em under load.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Glad you are ok.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too

i hardly understood a word of what you said, but i’m glad you’re okay :)

by jinnah on Aug 26, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

You should probably avoid that in the future.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you positive on that?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be negative.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

No need to act so shocked

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm leaving

unless you guys switch topics.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

The power is all yours.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Be prepared

for the full battery of Jim’s banhammer.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so

I think that’d really wrap up this story arc.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would really be

a jolt to him, though

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

How

shocking.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jenna Fail

It’s what we DO here!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 26, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Circuit Combo breaker!

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

HERE’S a live one

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

As opposed to

dead air?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whaa... what?

ElectricityPunFAIL

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

So

I broke the current?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now

you’re moving in a positive direction.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am glad that sparked a thought.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some should have told Jenna

Resistance is futile.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

someone should have told you all

to listen to me. jeez. i’m just trying to save you people from your own nerdiness, but noooo.

by jinnah on Aug 26, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

And it's way too late to save me from my own nerdiness.

in this sort of situation, I usually lead the charge.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Besides,

it was only potentially awful.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

What does she expect?

She’s seen how we conduct ourselves.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

quite get her resistance to it all.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pssshhht.

You’re just upet because I got electrocuted.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but

the more you talk, the less upset I am :p

by jinnah on Aug 26, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

See,

usually that makes people MORE upset.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

it did flip a switch.

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I

hate you.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 26, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I’m not quite current on the topic.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 26, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

lightening?

All Cubs fans are drunken assholes, but not all drunken assholes are Cubs fans.

-Dbacksskins

by justin1985 on Aug 26, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lightening?

Why, is it dim in here?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hm

Next morning and no recap. That bad huh?

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Aug 26, 2010 9:30 AM EDT reply actions  

And

it wasn’t even me, either! At least I get a stub up.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 26, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

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