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SnakeBytes, 8/25: Power Outage Edition

I don't know about you, but I didn't have any problems with last night's storm.  The offense, though, seems to have been completely shut down.  Can someone go check the circuit breakers on our bats?  That'd be great, thanks.

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After the jump- we look at some minor league news, among other topics.

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Man

Little League, they’re just like kids out there, having fun. Plus unretiring all the time, making the state of Wisconsin hate them… What are we talking about?

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by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

LeBron, I think

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And elsewhere

Rockies have come back from 10-1 down to tie the game against the Reds. Looks like they are glad to be using their high-altitude baseballs again…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Aug 25, 2010 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

And win 12-10.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Aug 25, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm

I seem to recall the last time the “assertion” (in quotes since I don’t think anybody takes it seriously) that the Rockies change balls around, it got ugly.

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by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ready

your knives, men.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time

for some cuttin

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by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got

my cuttin smock on.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word

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by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rockies this year

Runs/game scored at home: 5.85; on the road: 3.55
Runs/game allowed at home: 4.56; on the road: 4.18.

Basically, there’s about two runs per game of offense that mysteriously appears for the Rockies – and not their opponents* – when playing at Coors.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Aug 25, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeesh

That is a pretty stark change.

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by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yet

They can’t seem to break higher than third place.

(Insert Nelson Muntz here)

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by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

there’s a pretty stark difference between a humidified ball, and a regular ball. It’s one of those things that really should be under MLB control.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recall reading somewhere

A lot of teams now keep their balls in something similar. Let me see if I can find the link…

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by Jim McLennan on Aug 25, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder

if that’s something that MLB will eventually want to address. Would it be better for everyone to use humidified balls, or no one to use them at all? Chicks do dig the long ball.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Between ZOMG STEROIDS and ZOMG FINANCIAL DOCUMENTS, MLB probably has enough problems.

But I do agree that all or nothing should apply. The altitude at Coors causes balls to fly farther? Boofricketyhoo, It’s what makes that park unique, like the fact that some parks have short porches in the outfield or have odd corners that turn into extra base hits if balls are hit there.

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by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should focus on the important topics

Like getting rid of that stupid hill and flagpole in center in Houston.

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by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

mandating high socks and stirrups.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

Twirly mustaches.

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by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go
the move toward standardization continued in 2007, as all 30 teams are storing baseballs in controlled environments.

Link

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by Jim McLennan on Aug 25, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, then...

what’s the deal at Coors?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmmm

the plot thickens…

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine the theory would be

That the Rockies have two sets of balls – softer, humidified ones they give to the umpires when the opposition is batting, and the “high-altitude Spaldings” used when they come to bat.

No direct evidence for this, of course, but the chasm in production between the home and road numbers only for the Rockies is probably what I would expect to see if they were cheating like that.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Aug 25, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile

The Reds had a 10-1 lead over the Giants, and the Giants just tied it up…

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by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

No wonder the Reds blew two leads, they’re having a split squad game in the middle of a division race

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by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

for clarification it’s the Braves against the Rockies, the Reds versus the Giants.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Now I’m impressed at Jim’s prophetic typo.

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by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Giants take a 11-10 lead

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by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now tied

top of the 9th.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reds tie it up

Thanks, in part, to Pablo Sandoval committing the Giants fifth error of the game.

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by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giants announcers:

“Well, that’s been the theme this year.”

“Giants baseball…torture.”

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Wah wah wah"

“My team is in contention for the playoffs, my life is sooooo hard.”

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I laughed, and then cried.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

that was some awful baserunning.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't the Reds...

It was the Braves

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by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 25, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Uh, the Giants announcer was really excited that they threw out a runner at second on a hit to the outfield. Terrible choice to try for second, there, he was out by a long way.

And Cody Ross still has beady eyes.

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by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

it was more Rolen making a poor choice and not being a greater runner than that spectacular of a play.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Know

what I love about the Internet? I can find out all kinds of crazy things, like that Yankees fans feel that ESPN has a bias against them.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

No, what?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Aug 25, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even joking

Photobucket

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got a photobucket account

with that link.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I stole it from your Photobucket.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You

are beyond hilarious.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post-hilarious

my descendants will be post-post-hilarious.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Just Wow. How in the world can they think that? I’d like to see some actual facts….

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 25, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fans of

The Lakers, Red Sox, Whatever Team Lebron currently plays for, SEC football, Stephen Strasburg, Danica Patrick, and Sidney Crosby also think ESPN has it out for them

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by Clefo on Aug 25, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

a universal thing, I guess?

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

not all the fans of those teams …

by jinnah on Aug 25, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO

ALL OF THEM

EASTCOASTERS

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buster

you’re a rookie, don’t act like you know the strike zone better than an ump.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Barry Zito

is now the sacrificial lamb, I guess.

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by soco on Aug 25, 2010 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like it.

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