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Gameday Thread, #123: 8/20 vs. Rockies

Colorado Rockies at Arizona Diamondbacks, Aug 20, 2010 9:40 PM EDT


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Esmil Rogers
RHP, 2-2, 5.01

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Ian Kennedy
RHP, 7-9, 4.38

Tankapalooza 2010

Rk Tm W L W-L% GB
1 Pirates 40 81 .333 -
2 Orioles 43 79 .351 2.5
3 D-backs 47 75 .385 6.5
4 Mariners 48 73 .397 8
5 Cubs 50 72 .410 9.5
6 Indians 50 71 .413 10

The Rockies arrive in Arizona, and are still sporting a very interesting split in their offense. At Coors, they average 5.8 runs per game; but take them out of Denver, they average just 3.6 runs per game. Curiously, the runs allowed don't show anything like the same split - 4.5 vs. 4.3, which makes me wonder whether the humidor conspiracists might have a point. We should keep an eye open for Troyboy sneaking into the umpire's locker room with a box of Rawlings high-altitude finest tonight.

Star-divide

  1. Stephen Drew SS
  2. Justin Upton RF
  3. Kelly Johnson 2B
  4. Chris Young CF
  5. Adam LaRoche 1B
  6. Mark Reynolds 3B
  7. Miguel Montero C
  8. Gerardo Parra LF
  9. Ian Kennedy RHP

I don't fancy our chances tonight, if only because the Rockies have alternated wins and losses for the entire month of August to date - that's sixteen straight contests without a winning or losing streak longer than "one." On the other hand, the first games of road series have not been their friend lately - the last four sets away from Coors have seen Colorado start by scoring zero, one, zero and zero runs respectively. You have to go back to June to find the last time they took an opening contest out of Denver, so that points to an Arizona victory. There: that's my fearless prediction. Someone will win tonight. You can take that to the bank.

We've never seen Rogers as a starter; he spent most of the season in the bullpen, and has gradually been getting stretched out - however, he only has one six-inning appearance to date. As a reliever, we have a grand total of three plate-appearances to look at: 0-for-2 with a walk, as if it matters. Kennedy has faced the Rockies twice this year, allowing nine runs, six earned, in 11 innings - it's been the long-ball which has hurt, with five of those accounting for all but one of the Colorado tallies. So, here's to him keeping the Rockies in the park tonight.

Not going to be about, and it's a 'charmerecap this evening. All-you-can-eat fish and chips beckons at Tim Finnegan's, and then some kind of cinematic entertainment, I think. Go, D'backs! [Enthusiasm sold separately]

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You guys

need to get a win for me, I won’t be around.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 20, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

So what that list tells me is

We are even mediocre at being bad.

sigh.

I’ll be with soco, kishi, and mrskishi… so hold down the fort and at least keep it respectable, kids.

When they're good they're very very good, but most of the time they're just awful.

by mrssoco on Aug 20, 2010 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey

I’m going to be with them too!

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 20, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

were you

invited?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should stop that.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I won't be around for this one,

but I’m sure you all will get us a win, right? …Right?

By the way, do the comments look a little off? I don’t know why, but they just look different.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 20, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh!

I know why. The username and the reply/action buttons aren’t bold anymore.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 36

by Jdub220 on Aug 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed that.

I’ll fix it…

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done. Reload.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's much bolder

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

all of the links used to be bold, now they’re not.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay!!

Oh, did I say that out loud? :P jk

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be here tonight after all

Since I am still not feeling quite up to par, I am staying home so I’ll be rested for tomorrow so I can see my boys…of BOTH teams

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw jeah

callin to get my bobblehead.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 20, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Answer

the phone, dammit! I wanna talk to Luis.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 20, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUCCESS

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 20, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

Rodgers was horrible in Triple-A this year, too.

I’ll be back later, heading to dinner with the fam.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=343580&title=spoiler-alert-human-centipede - Warning: NSFW... sorta

by Dan Strittmatter on Aug 20, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah he was

Enjoy your dinner :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

busy signal

guess the speed dialers are going to lock up all the bobbleheads. anyone want to guess how many will be on ebay tomorrow? Hey “Fans,” Grow Up.

Go Sedona Red

by jonny-yuma on Aug 20, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I got one

but I called right at 6. It rang for about 10 minutes before someone picked up. It’s limited 2 per person, so if you’re patient I imagine you’ll get a chance.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 20, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Montero hitting 7th!?!?!?

I don’t know about that…..

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Just

Gibson bein fiery.

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 20, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay guys

I got my bobblehead, I’m out. I didn’t punch no body to get one, though. Hopefully the D’backs will win tonight

'Skins, I forbid you from hitting on Ramona!

by soco on Aug 20, 2010 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren getting lit up tonight

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Strke 1!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Bye bye perfect game.....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Echo........

(echo…………)

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

looks like it'll be a quite nihgt

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Really.....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hoooo mee?

Professional Lurker... if you see this, there may be a problem..

by GuruB on Aug 20, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dang it Sny... er uh,,,, Miggy

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, here comes Tulo!

Does he have a triple yet?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes. The ump awarded him one in BP

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

darn it

I was just typing that

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BPK's comment after going to the Rockies game last week,

and on the difference between the Rockies’ home and away records: “Maybe that’s because your scorekeepers cheat.”

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+100

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tulo walks

takes 3rd automatically

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER gonna get old :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like chocolate for the mind

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey evurrybuddy.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

hey hey

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Battle!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the quietest GDT ever.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

no,there was one worse

just me and Jim for 1 1/2 hrs

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that was personal.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahahahaha

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean the GDT,

not your comment.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Niiko :)

Good evening!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

How are you feeling, April?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow!

What a play by Mark!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone should really write an article about his D....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Golden Glove plx

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 20, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean like we did during Mark Week?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bingo!

Just advertising the awesomeness…..

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scoreless inning, wow.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Why is CY batting cleanup?

Is Gibby trying to be BoMel?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope so. BoMel = Good

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

BoMel=ok

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 20, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

BoMel = 2011 Mets manager?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question of the evening

will JUp suck?
And by how much?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just for fun,

let’s say no.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

And not much

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

o-O

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or has CY been kind of clutch this year?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 20, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I would say more... (drumroll please)

Automatic! Thank you! I’ll be here all week. Try the veal

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

groan

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont understand this

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a car joke

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its turrible.

Not your best work Dallas.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha. I know.

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Azreous on Aug 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's just CY.

You haven’t been very clutch at all. ;-)

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

BPK noticed

that Number NINETEEEEN isn’t even playing tonight!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Spilly will probably play tomorrow

Now that the Rox DFA’d Brad Hawpe, Seth Smith and Spilly will be platooning RF

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, after the way edbighead hollered at him

all during snakepitfest, he might have asked for the evening off.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL doubtful

My guess is Seth Smith puts up better numbers against IPK than Spilly does

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

April.

Joke.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know :)

Hence why I laughed, silly

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

and last year

the whole thingie was “they’re going to get rid of Spilborghs”
wonder (other than Hawpe being the RF equivalent of Ryan Braun defensively) what changed….

by morineko on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawpe didn't fare so well

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh JUP

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey Rockies player just hit all the balls to Mark he suck on defense remember?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Aug 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Kennedy looking rocky tonight.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s go champ.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happy Birthday Todd Helton

37 years old and still playing…despite his back problems. He’ll always be a legend in Colorado

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

C;mon LaRoche

warm me up

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

With his squirrel shoes?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

he could carry a crocodile skin handbag over his arm

at each at bat as long as he got hits for me.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could say that about Augie in my case

LaRochey has his own reality internet show

http://www.buckcommander.com

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

It’s rather cheesy…mainly Adam and his son hunting. They showed a snippet of it on “The 10th Inning” episode where some of the guys went to a western wear shop and bought boots LOL

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seth Smith

looks like Conor Jackson’s little brother.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I could see that ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

o poo

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Kennedy needs to get out of bases loaded jam

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jam tomorrow,jam yesterday but never jam today.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jam

Is great in a sandwich

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

or tarts

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I make hot jam puffs with puff pastry

utterly yummy

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yum!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds good!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

fear the ears

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello everyone!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

bora da

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howdy.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buenos Dias Jack :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

greetings

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are sucking defensively so far in this game

were lucky its only 1-0

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

true

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And getting worse.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

What were the errors tonight?

I just got here and Schulte is talking about all of the errors this homestand.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I dream about stuff.

It’s weird, I’ll wake up knowing I dreampt but not having a clue as to what it was about.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

lightweight!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here

just to be included in rollcall, mouth.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

calling the roll ,mouth

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wake up that guy out of Green Day then.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wake me up when September ends

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shudder when I think about october.

I fear another Yankees or Cardinals World Championship.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hoping for the Rays to be there

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I want a Rays-Reds World Series. In the playoffs, I plan on rooting for the Rays (if the Red Sox don’t make it…) Something about the whole 1998 thing.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I have opposed Fire Sales in the past as "knee jerk"

but this team needs a huge facelift in the off season
cause the changes they are making arent working

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

well, they did say the team needed to be more fiery

although, really, haven’t various iterations of this team been blown up enough?

besides I think Dipoto started the fire sale in July. as in “everyone irritating got fired.”

by morineko on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop the presses!

JUp not sucking!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Look,I'm posting like mad

but I need some material to work with.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where do you find the count?

I’ve never bothered,it’s such a comparing dick size thing to me.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

LOL

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

I just think I’m the most regular GDT attendant.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap I only have 13

 better post some more

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

this is cool

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaSingle con RBI

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRoche cheers me up.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRoche

Is so SQUIRREL-Y :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have squirrels who visit my garden

I live right in the city centre remember.The cats play with them.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

In this proposed fire sale we should keep Laroche

but he can only play in the second half

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Single to Mark

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Miggy

dont kill this rally

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

he kills it like a farmer with Sunday's chicken dinner

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

BOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone have any updates on The Injury?

I don’t really care, I just wanted to say “The Injury” :P

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, jim asked so this is "what i am seeing" whn i log on here

warning: you are being accessed ‘rd.apmebf.com’ “malware site”

by brian custer on Aug 20, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi ya Brian :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not having probs with this site

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

that’s good. i am not trying to start any problems here..

by brian custer on Aug 20, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're not either

but we keep telling you to email Jim.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You think

the worst of everyone, though. ;)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, shucks.

It’s so true.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you aren't, Brian

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its because you like Heilman

I think…just guessing

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

i think this site bombs us w/not so friendly cookies, but whatevs…

by brian custer on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim is not here tonight

You need to email Jim that (his email is at the footer). Take a screen send, send very detailed info, etc.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

*screen SHOT to send

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I posted on twitter two days ago.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't read everything on twitter unless I am already online.

(I don’t go back and read stuff that was posted while I was at work, etc in other words) Cool, I’ll look.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly

with all of the people that don’t get this message, I tend to believe that it has nothing to do with the site and all the more to do with your computer specifically. What browser/OS?

by Wailord on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely doesn't happen

when I do it.

That, or I’m just lying to you again. You make the decision. But the Snakepit is clean.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clean?

No. Not with hotclaws here.

by Azreous on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

what an awkward slide by Toddfather

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Well then...

once more unto the breach, dear friends! Once more!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh ,baseball

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugggh Justin

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justin wears Uggs?

J/k

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um... no?

Did Shakespeare?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I dont think Willie S enjoyed many beaches in his day

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or much baseball.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brush up your Shakespeare.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that was a quote from Khan

in Star Trek II

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Khan use that?

::trying to remember::

I just watched that last weekend, so I should probably know this.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the Kennel Club's motto

once more unto the bitch,dear friends,

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Powerhouse Ace starter Rogers shutting us down

…wait wasnt he a reliever like….last week???? uhhhhhh offense FAIL!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Jolly Rogers,

robbin’ us of our hits.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

::tempted to use that as recap title::

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can't just parrot his comment

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since when

have we ever NOT done that?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'd be a rum thing to do.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So ,you're on board with that idea?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Allowable plagiarism

should be a plank in our Snakepit platform.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

it’s not like it’s a keel-haulable offense.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

But why is the rum gone?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Jimmy Buffett can

/parrothead

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I misread that as

Jolly Ranchers

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

His only prior appearance against the Dbacks was in late May.

one inning of work as a reliever in an 8-2 Rockies win, in which Haren gave up all 8 runs.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's the cutie -- Ryan Church.

I wish he was a better player, though.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I pray he gets better soon.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did there.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

never the same

since the mets bungled the handling of his concussion…

by brian custer on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

church hurt his head while he was with the mutts

and their solution was to put him on an airplane & criss-croos the country for 2 weeks. meanwhile the guy can’t sleep, is vomiting constantly and his wife is scared to death

by brian custer on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sucks

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, poor guy

I remember reading about that.

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

somehow, I care less about his looks and more about his stats.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's probably good.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her looks are overrated.

Buuut, she was a great pitcher, so I’d be down.

Let’s talk to Mr. Zucker and see if we can sign her for the Toros.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jennie Finch rules!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to school with Jay Zuckers daughter.

Why would a millionaire send his daughter to freaking “Morona Hi Skull?”

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to school with her, too.

She went to Salpointe then transferred to Foothills her senior year.

You talking about Nikki? Or another one?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jayme.

Could be a step daughter or something. She was cool (a bit on the $|utty side though).

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember Jay's kids

When they were little…geez I feel old LOL

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's hot at all

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know a lot of people who do

and I’m thinking that it’s got to be because of talent.

by morineko on Aug 20, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you're a guy

/being mean to my own gender

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Only 750 Gonzo bobbleheads sold so far?

I’m amazed.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, good.

I was reading Todd Walsh’s tweet. I’m watching the Rockies feed for tonight’s game.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walsh is usually distracted

by the cake that haunts Panda.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Not sure what that means but made me laugh out loud anyway

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a gif :) Somebody'll find it for you

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

thats awesome…dirt sammich

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair,

if a slice of cake was levitating by second base, I’d probably be distracted too.

by Azreous on Aug 20, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't?

but then i barely weigh 130 so.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not about a love of cake.

It’s about objects floating for no apparent reason.

by Azreous on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You wouldn't

be distracted by a levitating piece of cake?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This always

Makes me laugh!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

I thought he only SIGNED 1000?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

2000

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh JUp

I am dissappoint

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid inning from Ginger Boyer

well done soulless one…well done

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Kelly walks

but not the plank

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Man Hannah you are on Fire!!

52 already?? Ill never catch you!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

How are you guys finding out who's leading in post count?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw that

But when I clicked on it, nobody’s post counts came up…?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read the instructions

and give it the URL of the gameday thread.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Directions: Select a blog category and enter one to five SBNation 2.0 blog urls to tabulate “roll call.”

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

... I don't have categories anymore

I should really change that.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not what I said

I didn’t say anything about multiple threads.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, now I've got it

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have to fill in the URL

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah,it's my normal count

but everyone else who racks up the huge counts isn’t here

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

like he said ^^^^^^^

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you two are shameless

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've posted

like 5 comments?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a friend over

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Riley just got back from his road trip and we were watching 3:10 To Yuma and sippin’ on brews.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd never take the 3:10 to YYUUUMMMAAAAAA

It’s a prettier town if you sneak in after dark. Take the 9:15 instead

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

But they have all been gems

quality…not quantity

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

you came in late.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

your count is automatically divided by 3

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

.... so many jokes

so little time.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't look like Lady Gaga

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's prettier

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've posted

like more than 5 comments?

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point,

I have to be approaching double digits.

Going for a high score.

by Azreous on Aug 20, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tulo-mullet-ski!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's gonna spite you now Jack

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

was still quoting Vin

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

RACIST!

Where’s your papers? :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's hard to watch the Rockies feed

and hear them talking about how poorly the Rocks are playing and how they need to improve so much; when they’re playing the DBacks, who are completely horrendous. I want to say, “Seriously, guys? Look at who they’re playing! Now THAT is a bad team!”

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Having just gotten back from Colorado,

I can safely say they’re oblivious to the Diamondbacks. All they see is their abysmal play since the All-Star break.

by Azreous on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

well high altitude does cause brain damage

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in trouble.

Or, on the other hand, I have an excuse. Where I live is higher elevation than Denver.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boy I am in BIG trouble then!

I grew up in the mountains of Colorado…near Aspen…6,000+ -8,000+ elevation

Talk about being Rocky Mountain High!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're at about 6200, so...

see my comment above.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi

We’re bad.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=343580&title=spoiler-alert-human-centipede - Warning: NSFW... sorta

by Dan Strittmatter on Aug 20, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Imma baaaaaaaaaad

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im Bad!!!

SHAMON!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's cuz you're not there anymore

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad you're back.

Was the internship fun?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're bad

We know it!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 20, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont like this game

and I REALLY dont like playing NL west teams anymore

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Get used to it. Only something like two series against nondivisional opponents for the rest of the season.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm.

Delicious pepper jack cheese.

This cheese is like 1000x better than this game.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 20, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

No outside FOOD CITY

thats worse!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one

at 22nd and CC? Because if so, I drive by that one everyday.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

ya better be waving next time you drive by

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

No Irvington and I-19

still wanna drive by???

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Next time

I go down to Nogales, I’ll honk

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Imma go down there

to see a jaguar.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you have weed in your system?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jim had his IP address banned

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but… doesn’t necessarily mean we won’t see him. Though, with the frequency of him being inebriated, it’s probably the last of him.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's been permanently banned.

Hasn’t he, mods?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or,

not so sadly.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I suppose it isn't that sad.

But I found his stupidity wildly entertaining.

by Azreous on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

His stupidity

WAS entertaining. His vulgarity, not so much.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seemed

completely unnecessary and intentionally inflammatory. Maybe I’m reading too much into it.

/back2sixfeetunder

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why was it inflammatory?

What am I missing?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing.

Looking back, I completely mistook it. My fault.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

camping?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, wait a second...

hang on, Justin, but I think Jenny might be being sarcastic!

::runs off to do some tests on Jenny’s comment::

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

What do you mean?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, EmailingCheeseFAIL.

KT must’ve hacked my hotmail again.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is katers doing okay?

Haven’t heard from her since she tweeted from the hosp. Have you talked to her?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Course I have.

She hasn’t great since we broke up, and she’s manifesting it in odd ways…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

She hasn't replied to me in texts for a couple of weeks

and I think she blocked me on the gmail messenger thing. I have no idea why. lol Oh well.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

A's placed CoJack on the DL, might be out for the year.

 A nightmare season for Conor Jackson took another bad turn on Friday, as he was placed on the 15-day disabled list with what’s believed to be a sports hernia. In a corresponding move, the A’s promoted Jeff Larish from Triple-A Sacramento for the second time this year.

http://oakland.athletics.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20100820&content_id=13704250&notebook_id=13713032&vkey=notebook_oak&fext=.jsp&c_id=oak

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 20, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh. My. Gosh.

The guy is having such a rough time.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahahaha

Yeah……… aint that the truth……..

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually,

she’s at another Aquasox game, and is upset, because apparently 3 of their batters have been hit tonight.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

IDK

WHAT IS THIS DL THING YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT LA LA LA LA LA NOT LISTENING.

They DID hit three of my batters, but Arias breezed a pretty pitch by Tracy’s head when he came in the game and then shrugged when Tracy got pissy, and plus we won, so I guess it’s alright.

But if they hit my bb Billy any more, I will cut them.

by jinnah on Aug 21, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aww man, poor guy

He just came off the DL like two weeks ago….

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

nasty

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

In related good news,

FRODO’S BLOOD TEST CAME BACK! HE DOESN’T HAVE VALLEY FEVER!!!!!!! :-)))))))))))))))

::super happy::

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

good news!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

hopefuly not parvo?

I just know that is bad, I am unfamiliar with dog diseases.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just allergies, perhaps?

He doesn’t have fatigue or anything. He just has coughing fits sometimes.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

good news

I had 2 that had it and managed it pretty well with medication

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah the Rockies are horrible

making plays like that proves it

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 20, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

SPILLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

please say he just

made an error

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 21, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh noez

My mom used to call him “the Pirate”…I think it had to do with some dodgy facial hair he had during the ’08 season.

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Spilly is a man of many looks

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, he does look like a pirate.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Johnny Depp

Eat your heart out ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Number NINETEEEEEN!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I miss his best friend :(

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

million.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

No....

Jeff Salazar :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh how I hate the 8th inning

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh how I hate the WAVE!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

more like a

ripple with the size of the crowds we have been having

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

aw, nuts, I'm going to miss another Enright start

I’ll be sitting at the coin laundry, and we won’t even get a ballgame because the Twins are on FOX in the afternoon…

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Demel in trouble

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I’d rather see Demel in trouble than Qualls in trouble

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

no kidding

you said it!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh yes

x 1000000000000000000000000000000

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have

what Hannah’s having

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Demolition Man

Has been imploding lately :(

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

He helped himself out of that jam nicely

But I wouldnt bring him in next inning

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

GO AUGIE!!!!!!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Augie,Augie,Augie!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

OY OY OY!!!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice try Augie!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

'Lil Auggie FAIL!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

He tried...

Can’t hit ’em all

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

where's the offense?

Has anyone looked behind the couch cushions in the clubhouse?

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Or in the locker room bathroom stalls?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rogers

made them walk the plank

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

And stole the rum

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I usually leave stuff on top of the fridge.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh Hannah

Justin has you by 15 posts now

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

feeling pretty confident

that GIDP will extend that streak

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

sad

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh

I’m scared

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

flaming norah, why can't we score?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah!!!

and we are at home too!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

So,nominations for everyone's favourite ballet?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

The Nutcracker?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's Snyder's isn't it?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO!

I think ti’s also the fave of John Kruk and Mike Lowell too ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Madame Butterfly

oh wait thats Opera

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Barber of Seveille?

Wait..thats Opera too!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carmen?

Wait… shit. /pulled a Jack Cromwell

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can we go 1 game without a HBP

unless its the Nationals PLEASE!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah but it was tulo, so that's ok

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hitting Tulo-Mullet-ski?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is no middle ground for Vasquez is there?

He is either GREAT or sucks horribly

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Let's get 3 runs here

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Give 'em some ex lax

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL true

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

always works for me

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

If anyone is interested,

Eri Yushida is pitching tonight for Chico. I don’t know how she did/is doing, but Chico is down 4-1 in the 5th (against the team that we say at Torosfest, Maui).

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

18-0 Toros

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just happened to see the score update

On Tuffy Toros Twitter

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe

they allow minotaurs to have Twitter accounts.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

looks like a knuckleballer's off day

as in, her knuckleball is off. Goodness knows Wakefield and Dickey have the same trouble.

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

She needs to develop a better fastball.

Otherwise hitters are just going to take the knuckles and tee off on her 60mph fastball.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

when you're 5'1"

there is no such thing as a faster fastball.

I’ve seen too much of Daniel Ray Herrera’s pitching, speaking of small folk with a case of the slows….

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate to say it but this is pretty much a stunt.

Chico has been selling out home games and a lot of their away games too.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's not like there aren't enough female baseball players

The Women’s Baseball World Cup is going on right now. I have no idea how tall most of the players are but if it’s anything like high-level softball there probably aren’t that many as small as Yoshida. She’s not just small to play with men, she’s small for anything.

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am collecting links as I come accross them, with the intention of writing an article on the subject.

Jackie Mitchell, in an exhibition game, struck out Gehrig and Ruth. Judge Keenesaw Mountain Landis issues an order afterwards banning women from affiliated baseball.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

the history of women's baseball is interesting

if you haven’t read these, there were two books published on it last year: No Girls in the Clubhouse by Marilyn Cohen and Stolen Bases by Jennifer Ring. There is no good reason whatsoever that girls shouldn’t be playing baseball and these books explain why girls got forced into softball. Someday they’ll take the lead from women’s hockey, but it looks like that’s a long time out.

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

In high school I had to do a report on a subject (can’t recall what the assignment was). I chose to write my paper on women in pro sports. I found out that in the 90’s there was a goalie named Manon Rheume that played an NHL (exhibition) game for the Lightening. Rheume is in the Hockey HOF. The HOF elects both male and females into it.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

women's hockey is so frustrating

not the sport itself, the competitive balance. Canada was the first country to really get into having girls compete with other girls, then the US, but apparently it’s Europe that’s really reluctant to give girls’ teams ice time. And of course, you get to things like the Olympics, and all people see are the USA and Canada kicking butt…it’s because they’re the only countries really supporting girls’ hockey.

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

This past Olympics, I watched a Russia vs China game, thinking Russia would be pretty good. I forget who won, but the score was 2-1. Pathetic.

On a related note, Bryzgalov should have started against Canada.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

She needs to develop a better fastball.

Otherwise hitters are just going to take the knuckles and tee off on her 60mph fastball.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

RALLY CAPS!!!!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

RALLY RALLY RALLY

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

OY OY OY

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

OH YES

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

A WALK WORKS TOO

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

YES IT DOES

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES

THE YELLING RALLY TIME

by Azreous on Aug 21, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

YES WE CAN

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

LASUCK

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Come on , Mark!!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

FROOMPIECE

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mark sucketh the nut on that one

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

HORRIBLE AT BAT

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Montero

Wearing the Golden Sombrero

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

What does that mean?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

3 Ks

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, 4 apparently, my bad :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

STRUCK OUT 4 TIMES

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

0 for 3

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

make it 4

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Prrretty sure

that a Golden Sombrero means striking out four times.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

It does

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are they booing Mark?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Sounded like it

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE HIM BUT SO THEY SHOULD

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course you aren't!

It’s a DBacks game!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHOAH MIGGY!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

FAIR BALL! RUN RUN RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Wait, whaat?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

doubled down the line and both runners scored.

Hester now running for Montero.
Walking Parra intentionally? LMAO!!!

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew.

I was just astounded!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

anybody who's observant would

Enright shows just a biiiit more plate discipline, although he still screws up bunts.

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok.

I would intentionally walk Al Leiter to get to Parra?

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

as long as it's not intentionally walking Ben Sheets

if you want the epitome of abysmal hitting, it’s Sheets.

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Miggy

Gettin’ Jiggy…

Tossed off the Sombrero

You go boy, Miggy Montero!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   3 recs

Okay, I need a new title

I guess I should wait till they finish, eh?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Prob'ly.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Almost nice work there by Street

brought the winning run to the plate with no outs and nearly struck out the side to follow. However, Miggy’s just 2gud4street.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

wHY ARE THEY WALKING pARRA>

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

They must not know.

by Azreous on Aug 21, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Force a pinch hitter

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

they feared the ears?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

It was to get rid of our pitcher, methinks.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because he's an

RBI machine?? Duh.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

this x a million

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

GINGER POWER!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

wrong ginger

Too bad Enright’s got to go tomorrow, he could have PHed there

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, Rusty!

You can hit — do it!!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

someone is cooking bacon for breakfast

so distracting

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

MMMMMMM BACON

CAN SOMEONE MAKE A BACON LATTE …PLEASE!!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who is on second?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

HESTER

BUT MATTERS NOT NOW

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hester

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

No!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

this is unfortunate. Who’s the game resting on the shoulders of now, Guti? Heils?

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

iD GO WITH GUTI

BUT ITS MY GUT SAYING GUTI

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

::::cringes::::

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

le sigh

my stomach turns to acid

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Too bad Augie already pinch hit

or I’d be saying LET AUGIE PITCH!

Oh Brian…are you still here? It’s our boy Aaron…

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

'DOMER

WINCING AND CRINGING (NOT WANTING TO WATCH)

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Heilman's in

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

And Brian Custer's out!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

She means in

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

I figured I was lagging behind or something.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, I mean out LOL

Since Brian quietly disappeared

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Grrrrrrr.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I'm so tired and hungry

wish this was over in our favour

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

GO ASK THE NEIGHBOR FOR SOME BACON

OR HAVE YOUR CAT KILL A BIRD FOR YOU!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

most amusing

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

SON OF A BISCUIT!

HBP

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Son of A

Batch of cookies!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

K! CS! DP!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

DIGITAL PROJECTION?

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

potassium,oxygen,radon

it’s what the internet is for

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I made a booboo

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I totally mis spelled and spellcked worked it over

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

NICE DP

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Dude

there’s something seriously wrong going on with that vuvuzela.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too much spit,

I think.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is there a gerbil stuck in it?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Out of context

these two comments paint far too vivid of a picture.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRt

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHAAAA?

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK NOW I AGREE

HESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

My iced tea

is super delicious.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Someone

needs to get an armadillo up in hurr, for I have already used my picture.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

WHY DONT THEY RAG BEIMEL ABOUT HIS MULLET?

WAY MORE TRAILERPARK THAN TULO’S

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

His looks more rockstar and he's had it forever

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who was ShawnGreenIsGodAwful?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Troll that posted on azcentral

and possibly here and dbbp. He was renowned for his obsession with Beimel.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does Beimel actually have a mullet, though?

I thought it was long all the way ’round. Sort of like what Jeff Weaver used to have.

by morineko on Aug 21, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was long

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

now would be a good time to return to form

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

JUP! JUP!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Random.

I was listening to “I Wanna Be Your Dog” by Iggy Pop when KJ did that.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO

IGGY POP WANNA BE YO DAWG

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I’ll just pretend I’m in Utah, now they both mah dawg.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

I actually LOL’d at that.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

He advertizes an insurance company in the UK

that would not actually accept him for a policy

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

HEY WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Dramatic but awesome finish :)

Just the way we love it

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

HESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WALKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

OR, Y'know, Kelly Johnson

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

KELLY

JUSTIN

OMGGGG

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I was almost prophetic there

was typing “Kelly, walkoff triple plx”, but then it happened and I had to delete it. :(

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Kelleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

RALLYCAPSLOCK WORKS

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Also

I got home at the beginning of the 10th.

Yes, I will take full credit.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, Emily.

That was kind of you.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

you rawk!!!

thanks for the win emily!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

we are not worthy

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, now I get to change the focus of the recap

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

really did not expect that

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Is that

the number of your posts?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Justin.

Joke.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Rockies game results this month:

W-L-W-L-W-L-W-L-W-L-W-L-W-L-W-L…C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER, A LOSS TO US

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

sweet

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

a .500 team???

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Aug 21, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Aug 21, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to see them interviewing

DBACKS for once.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Aug 21, 2010 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah,satisfying

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

oh,you

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just realized it is like 6 am there.

Do you work nights is that why you are always up? lol

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Aug 21, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

I don’t work,I’m pretty much a cripp with fibro myalgia,which is why my typing is so crappy

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good game.

And now good night.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Aug 21, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

i really can't get "into" this tankapalooza

i really don’t much like the rockies

::grins::

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 21, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

I know

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's only one green post tonight, guys...........

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Nobody must have liked my Miggy poem then...

I tried at least ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I missed that

will go back

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I posted that poem

After Miggy got his hit that tied the game

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

simply ’cause you took the time to think of a poem.

by Wailord on Aug 21, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

I figured my poem got lost in the post traffic and nobody saw it. Wouldn’t be the first time that’s happened to anyone’s posts really

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know that part....

but only one was green.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

In your opinion :)

But ya’ll didn’t rec enough, so………

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only one I really saw red'c was that vuvuzela remark

That ended up green

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can't type

Therefore I must be tired…at least tomorrow I’ll be rested enough for the game since i didn’t sleep worth crap last night

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

good night everybody

let’s do this again tomorrow

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Aug 21, 2010 1:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I'll be there tomorrow

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 21, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Recap's up.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Aug 21, 2010 2:19 AM EDT reply actions  

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