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Gameday Thread, #104: 7/31 vs. Mets

Arizona Diamondbacks at New York Mets, Jul 31, 2010 7:10 PM EDT


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Barry Enright
RHP, 2-2, 2.73

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Hisanori Takahashi
RHP, 7-5, 4.47

Tankapalooza 2010 Standings

Rk Tm W L W-L% GB
1 Orioles 32 71
.311 -
2 Pirates 36 66 .353 4.5
3 D-backs 38 65 .369 6
4 Mariners 39 65 .375 6.5
5
Indians 43 61 .413 10.5
6
Royals 43 60 .417 11

Star-divide

  1. Chris Young CF
  2. Kelly Johnson 2B
  3. Justin Upton RF
  4. Adam LaRoche 1B
  5. Miguel Montero C
  6. Mark Reynolds 3B
  7. Rusty Ryal LF
  8. Augie Ojeda SS
  9. Barry Enright RHP

Sorry, no time to do anything more,. and the recap isn't going to be pretty either. In fact, I think we should make it a communal recap. I'll post the basic info, fangraph, etc. and do a comment thread for each inning. You can then tell me what you thought of the game, by replying to the appropriate comment...

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Augie in

ZOMG THAT MEANS DREW IS… getting the night off

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 6:47 PM EDT reply actions  

but Rockstarr

she’ll be a happy camper

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was indeed a happy camper :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 1, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Today’s Starting Lineups -

Diamondbacks:
1. C Young, CF .268
2. K Johnson, 2B .277
3. J Upton, RF .280
4. A LaRoche, 1B .256
5. M Montero, C .311
6. M Reynolds, 3B .219
7. R Ryal, LF .307
8. A Ojeda, SS .170
9. B Enright, P .333

Mets:
1. J Reyes, SS .284
2. A Pagan, RF .308
3. D Wright, 3B .305
4. C Beltran, CF .216
5. I Davis, 1B .249
6. C Carter, LF .256
7. J Thole, C .350
8. L Castillo, 2B .239
9. H Takahashi, P .067

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

Augie’s really still batting .170??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

but he’s so damn gritty.

by Azreous on Jul 31, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

he’s not even that. He’s more splintery, thanks to sitting on the bench.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

he’s a pretty competent fielder, some of our other guys…not so much

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Competent, sure.

1.4 RAR this year in fielding, but the -6.4 RAR (or, 6.4 RBR?) is pretty shocking. He’s -0.3 WAR (0.3 WBR) so far this seeason.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

all I am saying is

give PEACE a chance…..

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So,

you want only players with negative WAR?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

no....

I want to not have to reference it as the only way to evaluate whether a player has any value

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

it’s like the US Dollar. You can certainly find places where you gotta use something else, but generally, it’s accepted more universally than any other currency.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

just sayin'

that having a defensive replacement on the team isn’t necessarilly a bad thing, not saying that Augie is the BEST use of that position, but there’s no lack of effort on his part and as of yet, the club has yet to find/invest in someone better.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I think his playing time says otherwise.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that's the case

why haven’t they DFA’d him and called up RyRo, wouldn’t he be cheaper?

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure, actually,

except that I think we’re trying to give as much playing time as possible to dudes who’ll be starting in future seasons. Neither RyRo nor Augie will be doing that, methinks, so there’s no reason to audition either of them.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 1, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Aug 1, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHO'S LEFT

WHO AM I WATCHING

AHHHHHH

by Azreous on Jul 31, 2010 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

They are showing highlights of all the players that got dealt…. and Qualls slamming his glove in the dugout. I lmao’d.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

my understanding is

that they’ll be a hostess in the dugout giving out nametags for the players to tastefully apply over the left breast on their uniforms to help out Coach Gibson.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

The next mixer at Chase

Will be in the home-team locker-room…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

will there be

punch and cookies and complementary packies of clubhouse chew and sunflower seeds?

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

what happened to DBBP

What happened to DBBP site?

Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart

by Prosopis on Jul 31, 2010 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hacked, and being moved to another location.

Pending the change to DNS, here is the temporary address for the new digs:
http://gator727.hostgator.com/~jmclenna/forumdbbp/

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That link does not work for me.

Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart

by Prosopis on Jul 31, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try now

[Refresh your page] I forgot to get rid of the place-holder page.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I have to re register? I got the page but it says my username is unspecified.

Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart

by Prosopis on Jul 31, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you will need to re-register

I am looking at how to bring over existing post-count. :-)

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO

DON’T DO IT

NOW I WILL DOMINATE DBBP’S POST COUNT TOO. DBBP IS MIIIIIIINE!!!!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are you doing?

building a fence?

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if

Jim can’t find a way to migrate the post count.

JustinReadingFAIL.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

Time spent reading is time spent not running up your post count.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, everything is whipped out?

I can just picture levski working into the night to make 1,000 threads about how he is right about everything.

Seriously, is everything gone?

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not gone

I’m aiming to bring it all over as a read-only archive, so we have all the posts. But that’s no small task – there were almost 390,000 posts!

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

"whipped out"?

It’s not too late! To whip it! WHIP IT GOOD!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

just as long as you

don’t go all “Blazing Saddles” on us

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Our newest member Prosopis"

Guess you figured it our! Feel free to start the GDT. :-)

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I started it.
I had started it before the site disappeared as well. I hope you can keep the old game day thread record as I was winning.

Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart

by Prosopis on Jul 31, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is now

Maybe try this link:
http://gator727.hostgator.com/~jmclenna/forumdbbp/index.php

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim had to disable it.

He is moving it to another server. There was some kind of attack on it last night. The site is messed up. Some poeple can access it, others can’t. I can.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not for long

:-)

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Only available in Las Vegas…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

This totally makes up

for missing every Dbacks, Giants, Athletics, Angels, and Padres game. Totally.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And before someone "jokes" with you.

You don’t have to type both a subject and a body for everything. I would have just typed all of that in the top portion.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome

to the Snakepit.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol i used to be yankeepanda44

but every SB I went to that wasnt pinstripealley seemed awkward cuz of my user

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh.

Well then, welcome back! That’s a fair reason, I suppose.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other thread

(can’t recall which one?) you mentioned you’re from North Jersey? If so, where? :)

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY

playing the sparkplug, eh?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

yrp

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

cripes the Mets

probably hate playin’ us, CY on base to start already

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh well, the board is unavailable now.

Guess they will have to find this place.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Turnabout is fair play.

Jenny and I went to DBBP when the ’Pit was down.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The domain is repointing over to the new location, but that will likely take a few hours to take effect, depending whereabout in the countru you are located.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

tough when you're traded

for two “never-were”s and one might- have -been

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

barry enright

diamondbacks’ ace.

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

KJ

needed a bit more lumber to reach that

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

that ended well

for them

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I got jimbo over at DBBP :-)

Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart

by Prosopis on Jul 31, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I see.

I will join in a minute.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, spread the word

The domain will get there eventually, but stake your claim now!

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must say

Even if I never registered or did much at DBBP, props to you for taking care of the issue so quick. Any idea why you were targeted, and if it was personal or just malware promotion?

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty global

Malware promotion. I think it was server side, as multiple sites got hit, in entirely separate accounts, simultaneously. Been thinking about moving hosting. Now seems a really good time to do it!

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

With so many options out there (granted, I dunno how much are quality) something like this seems grounds to find a new one.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad guys out

good guys coming to bat

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

BOO BAD GUYS

YAY GOOD GUYS

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You need to install a language pack, it seems! I’m inclined not to bother. :-)

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys having a shin dig 8/7/10?
I already have seats but if you guys are meeting pre game I would be up for that. We could throw stuff at protestors.

Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart

by Prosopis on Jul 31, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

I will be there, but might not be able to sit with everyone else. I paid to late.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We’ll be at Sliders from around 3-3:30pm or so.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool I will be there and say hi.

Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart

by Prosopis on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

TheRoache. usually they are faster.

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

monsieur monty

en fuego

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I put the link to the new board as my Facebook status.

That should get a few people to wander over there.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah,

I was counting you as Snakepit, though. misterx, jdub, greyocelot (Niiko)

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well Mark

is already in his groove

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Apropos of nothing

did anyone see Leyland let Valverde throw sixty pitches in the ninth the other day?

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

No, but who cares?

He’s dumb. He’s just dumb.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, thanks for the Miggytag

’Cause I thought you had some personal vendetta against Leyland there for a sec.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Jim

what was your take on that radio show today?

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I always enjoy talking about the Diamondbacks.

</DerrickHall>

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're

also the same, as far as ’Hacks is concerned.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m still figuring a lot of stuff out myself! I just enabled avatars, so you can update that through your profile now.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

alls right

with Enright so far

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

enright struggling with command vs the bottom of the order

lucked out a little bit when they swung at ball three (could’ve been ball 4, since the previous strike was high) on the hit and run

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh.

We do that for them, so they can return the favor.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

I guess there IS something to be said for the littlest K zone.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Augie doing his best

Fats Domino impression

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

perfect bunt on first pitch

from the ginger

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

a pitcher executing the sacrifice play

Joe Garagiola must be smiling at home

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Posting only works,

if I press preview first. How ironic. lol

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

that happens to me occassionally too

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This got me LOL'd.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew it would :P

I was talking about the new DBBP

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duh.

I know. I can read. ;-)

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I met up Jenny

for a lunch in Fremont. We were talking about people on the ‘pit and your name came up. The first thing that came to the mind was your post where you thought you’ve already cancelled it, but posted it instead that got everyone to go, “umm…wow…”.

I couldn’t stop laughing about it for like a good 10 minutes.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like

we need more dish on these conversations.

by Azreous on Jul 31, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehehe

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't we

already have enough OT stuff on our platter?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

As many tangents as you folks go off on, I think I’m allowed one.

by Azreous on Jul 31, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Where was the pun?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He

Decided to let it rinse another cycle

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whens the last time

A guy who threw a no-hitter got traded like a month later?

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

ummmm

yesterdaty?

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It has happened. I don’t know THE last time. This was a topic the other night. One player threw a no hitter against his old team in his first start for his new team.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but that was AFTER he was traded

I think there was someone back in the 50’s?

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before I answer,

consider that Danny Haren, Cliff Lee, Roy Oswalt, etc. have also been traded this year.

Is it really that strange that Edwin Jackson got traded?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still find it more odd

That a team trades a guy that threw a no-hitter for them and is now apart of that teams history.

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've done it

Twice

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Name ’em

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the offseason of 2004

We traded RJ to the Yankees after his perfect game in that season, This season we traded Edwin Jackson.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

1951

Lefty Chambers pitched a no-hitter for Pittsburgh, and was sent to St. Louis later that season.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

So Pittsburgh trades have NEVER made sense??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

the dreaded guy on second not scoring on a single

scenario strikes again

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

its a run

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

TY Justin

for converting

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a plane

it’s… SUPER UPTON

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

J-(Pop)Up

gets a sac fly.

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

sheesh

need a set of golf clubs to hit in this strike zone tonite

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate these State Farm commercials

It always feels like the ADHD-ridden camera guy is getting distracted by all the people walking by

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

REYNOLDS!

What a dive!

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn Pagans.

Sucks for him.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

it also

prob would have been homer in most other parks

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by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh?

Did you miss the part the other night where I called for a Holy War?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

did you miss my Churchill quote about fighting on the land in the air, etc?

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Did you miss my Michael D quote about fighting for your right to party?

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you miss

my Dropkick Murphys quote where apparently there’s a riot tonight, and we’re trying to start a fight?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you miss my Beastie Boys quote

about our right to fight to paaaaaaaaaarty?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you miss

Where I already quoted that two posts up?

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes,yes I did

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

anddd

there goes the lead

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh...

Wright > Enright

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

funny how they can score on a single

and we can’t, granted Augie isn’t Pagan but cripes this station to station baserunning is tedious

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

the CS was more tedious…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

it was FIERY! couldn’t you tell?

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn Wright and Pagan

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

they are good players

HEY THE GAME"S STILL TIED

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I still love that clip.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW Phil-to answer your question,

This is the third version. The one that just got hacked was the second. The first was taken down by the FBI…. (true story, JIm can fill you in if he wants)

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

.....

FBI? o rly?

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

At the time I was also hosting the website for a friend, who got into a bit of trouble,. shall we say. [Google “Dale Hausner” if you want details] Go Daddy locked up all my sites on a request from the authorities…

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umm...

Just googled and all I have to say is, umm… wow.

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Told me what?

You told me nothing! :-P

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember the shooter in Phx a few years ago?

Apparently he posted on a message board on the same server, so they deactivated the entire service provider.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, I don't recall.

I moved to Tucson a few years ago. Actually, tomorrow will be three years that I’ve been living here.

(Still find it hard to believe that I’m STILL here.)

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

miggy pop (up)

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeff Passan is such a smug F

I read his stuff but I don’t enjoy it one bit. Just don’t ask why I keep reading it.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AsUN2EZRVq5dmxmmt6roivQRvLYF?slug=jp-tradewinnerslosers073110

Los DBacks are only referred to in passing, and of COURSE it’s regarding the Haren deal. I predict Saunders is going to surprise everyone, in a good way.

by venomfan on Jul 31, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

i couldn't

even find the Dbacks in the article

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by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

what's the 'pitters doing for din-din 2night?

i am going caveman . defrosting some ancient venison in my freezer. 1/2 hour in soy sauce; then grill (put the EMT’s on standy.. lol)

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Well..

would you count ice cream as a dinner? ::shrug:: I’m meeting Emily for ice cream later tonite.

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah..

I usually eat dinner around this time, but I’m not feeling up to having a dinner.

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danke.

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes,see my post below

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

I had Chicago style hot dogs for lunch. Dunno what I’ll have for dinner, but it’s still only 5:20.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

the deer meat is still defrosting

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garcia's [the original one]

For Mrs. SnakePit’s birthday.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

think it's gonna be

Tino’s Pizza tonight

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Empty dreams

and broken promises

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I has sliced banana,icecream and chocolate sauce.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

It’s funny, cuz it’s your handle.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

enright's got his control now

that was, like, an eight pitch inning

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

who is this Dan Haren you all speak of?

Surely Barry Enright is his reincarnate.

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by JustAJ on Jul 31, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

One Pepperdine pitcher

being reincarnated as another?

Hey, it could happen.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

pagans

Blogging about my summer at a Chinese law firm.
NEW BLOG, as my original one is blocked by the Great Firewall.
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by JustAJ on Jul 31, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

warming like anything

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

getting something going here

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

14 met put outs

8 by strikeout. career high (already) for this takahashi.

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit.

Upton might be reinjured.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Theyre warming up

Parra

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

"warming up"?

What, dude’s gotta stretch out his ears or something?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just realized

I’ve been registered on here for 3 years and this is my first post. Not used to this format.

by Chris24Young on Jul 31, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey

Yeah, it takes quite a while to get used to .

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scratch that

I’ve been here for 2 years. w/e

by Chris24Young on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello,good evening and welcome

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well thank goodness

Your name wasnt Dan15Haren

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to re christen a kitten

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember you.

Welcome back.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 of 15 now

young and upton swung on pitches 6" outside

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Nuke it from orbit

Its the only way to be sure

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

mm,babyque

too much?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too much?

I doubt it, those little babies aren’t going to have too much meat on them.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

Braves retiring Glavine’s number next Friday. Interesting.

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by JustAJ on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Good for them.

Is 31 already up? He should have been first. 29 should be last.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a quick 4 pitch walk from the ginger ace

to start this one.

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like

a Dbacks ace!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This ump

wouldn’t know a strike if it whacked him right in his own K zone.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

ugg

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP

I NEED TO SEE HIS PAPERS

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

are they safe?

ARE YOUR BORDERS SAFE? well are they?

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They might be selling dangerous books!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

this is why we should burn all books.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get on it Montag

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, I'll call a real fireman.

We had a few here two nights ago, actually.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mentioned on twitter

that your neighbor’s roof caved in?

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. It did. Right in the middle of the microburst.

Scuppers were clogged with leaves, so the water built up until a section of roof the size of a truck door came down.

Fortunately, she wasn’t hurt, just scared, and neither were her cats.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

That must be scary. Glad to hear she and the cats are okay.

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been

a pretty… “exciting” few days for people in our little complex.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

I get what you mean by that. :-P

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to think of a joke to work in

with Napoleon Complex, but came up with nothing.

Just gonna leave this here.

/moves along

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Phil’s place is so small. It suits him perfectly because, after all, he’s a small guy.

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HUSH.

You know what I mean. :-P

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

for 6 ft and above people like myself…

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am

So. Exactly

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only Napoleon in my Complex

is the poster above my bed.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

vote for Pedro

I hear he’s running in ’12

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

wholeheartedly

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww 2-1

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Btw,

are you the only son of FSM?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

touched by his noodly goodness

ramen

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I decided to join the Angels GDT. It is Haren’s start tonight.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn't want to take the piss

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, now,

I wouldn’t exactly say urine the lead for COTD.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You might be

Better off playing your Nintendo Wee

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

If we were still in Philly, I’d make a “whizz wit” joke.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would have been

the No. 1 post in this thread.

by Azreous on Jul 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we've

drained the weasel enough on this topic

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jenny

probably applauds?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or ARE you?

Jenny was just rooting for Dallas Braden…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am pretty sure Haren is an ex-Dback, yes.....

Also, I am not watching it anymore.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lies.

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's see how many

posts they get. the dodgers board is crazy like the cubs’ w/the number of posts

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

NOBODY’S GDTs are as crazy as the Cubs’. Even if they didn’t have that many posts, they have that many Cubs fans…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't they have

like, a guy threaten to kill someone or something?

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So,

we now know where LMD is currently posting?

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good ole LMD.

I miss that fella. I wish he sent me random emails. :(

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No you don't

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

I could write a weekly column with his emails. Or, do a podcast consisting of dramatic readings.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dramatic readings, eh?

Sounds like fun.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is referring to,

victor frankenstein sending him stuff.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This sentence.

It is overcommafied.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overcommafied

Or pausing for dramatic effect?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Overcommafied.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or,

Was it?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now

That’s a guy who probably shouldn’t have access to Photoshop.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be jealous.

Nothing special. He was always sober when he emailed me.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would he be jelous? LMD never hit on you.

ok i guess that isnt as funny as I thought it would be. to bad.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he did hit on me

by calling me sweetie pie.

That was creepy.

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by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No you are believed

I saw the links posted here some time ago. They made me giddy

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giddy?

They made me nauseous.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a

fine-tuned sense of schadenfruede?

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I remember

He threatened to drive across the state to beat up another poster.

And that wasn’t a GDT, it was a post-game thread after a particularly nasty loss, I think.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I guess I’ll see you when this game’s over, won’t I?

:|

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

One poster

threatened to drive across the state and beat up another poster.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did I say?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Humor him)

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hadn't

gotten there yet.

Besides, admit it. My post’s simplicity makes it more beautiful.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, sorry

I didn’t mean to muddy the waters with extra facts.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember

How fervently we booed any pitcher that tried to keep Womack on first. We need another speedster like him

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

I hate this freaking park.

Didn’t anyone look at how much everyone (but Padres pitchers) hates PetCo??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

diamondback offense against soft tossers like takahashi

is not good in recent years

WAKE UP SWING AT STRIKES

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

az management did this the best they could with what they had

made some moves.

ter than the mutts did, who sat on their hands and did NOTHING

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah,

I don’t get the Mets.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

the "rumors"

i hear is that the madoff ponzi scheme really basically broke the wilpons

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

think you would have to include

The Rangers in there too….

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

I don’t mind the Rangers.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

and they built a brandy new

stadium, right as real estate collapsed around them…

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey look

its a hit

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

2 on, 2 out,

but Augie at the plate…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

"if you don't strike out, sometimes you find yourself safe at first" - r ryal

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Augie,Augie,augie

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

out out out

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point

Abreu is a better use of the roster spot.

(And no, I’m not being “mean”)

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

How COULD you be?

April isn’t around.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Since I seem to be inadvertently offending entire religions, it’s good to have your bases covered

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a second...

you’re saying you hate Presbyterians??!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Close

Keep guessing

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Methodists?

Because one of my favorite ex-gfs was a Methodist.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Got family that is Methodist, keep trying

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

reynolds

not having a great game offensively… is he trying too hard or just unable to hit a breaking ball?

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

how often does a batter make contact

when they drop their own eye level at the last instant, bending the knees trying to reach a change up?

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me guess

trade him?

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by JustAJ on Jul 31, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

u gess rong

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

are we leading the league

in walks allowed that score?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably.

We’re close to leading the league in runners that score at all, so…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren looks weird in an Angels uniform.

And yes I am still watching the dbacks game, phil.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I dislike Ike

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

and his military

ambulatory complex

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

Don’t hate on AT-ATs.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we had those

We woulda won ’Nam

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO

THIS IS THE WRONG THINKING, PEOPLE

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which part?

Having AT-ATs or that we lost Nam?

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must be Nam

Because there is nothing wrong with having AT-ATs.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

AT-ATs would have made a difference.

C’mon. AT-STs lost to freaking Ewoks.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

We’re talking US Army vs Imperial Stormtroopers here, not even close. I think you have to be able to aim to complete BT

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh...

damn, that’s a good point.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol 4 ever

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seriously want that shirt

I wish I’d gotten to Woot! before it sold out that day, and I don’t have $15 to spend on it now.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has a day version

of it, too. Sadly, the shirt’s now Reckon’d, and will only exist in everyone’s mind.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

bat enright, yes?

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

good move gibby!!!!! and takakkkkkkkkkki is out too!

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

his name was Barry

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

Is it Bruce Wayne?

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

This guy sucks.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

station to station

should work out w/ zero outs

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

crap! they got us right where they want us

two men on, no one out…..

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded, nobody out

Mets fans are starting to act like Heilman just came in the game.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Justin Upton!

Gives us a lead!

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

scooooooooooooooore

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

3-2!

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

J-Up!

Yay! Nice Things!

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

sacks are crammed for ".235 lifetime" jup

and HE DELIVERS!

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

sacks = bases

crammed = full

“.235 lifetime” = j-up’s avg w/ sacks crammed

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

you see this Warriors!

you see what you get when you mess with the Dbacks!

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

One of my favorite lines in that show ever.

by Azreous on Jul 31, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

my favorite was

we’re not gonna hide who we are just because some whore shakes her ass……

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upton!

Not injured, apparently…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

another run!

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Bullpen Meltdowns

Are fun on the other side of them

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

LULZ

LaBuntRBI!

I can’t believe KJ got around that.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Gah

these stupid Mets. Why do they have to interfere with Tankapalooza ’10?

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

They may yet

not interfere…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

High strike to Miggy.

Hmmm… really, ump?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Not that

it ended up mattering.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIDP for Miggy

DFA him! Bring in Snyd-

Oh.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

A lot of teams in the MLB are in the same situation with terrible backup catchers

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yet

we traded Snyder to the Pirates

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Mark.

Don’t suck.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude...

wtf?? I said DON’T suck!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

does he do anything

other than strikeout?

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by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

He does

A good Joe Pesci impersonation

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

100+ career HRs since 2007

say “YES”.

But not when he’s on one of these cold streaks.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

but not tonight.

tonight he wears the golden sombrero

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

The lazy bastard only leads the team in home runs and RBIs.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

another AB

where the strike zone was apparently created using a 2d6 and taking into account charisma modifiers

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey.

New guy.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh...

Carrasco may screw up Tankapalooza.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah

He’s got to spend time in the bullpen. I’m pretty sure that leads to possession by demons who suck at pitching.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

suck-u-busses

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ENRIGHT!!!

Another quality start. What’s his problem?

by venomfan on Jul 31, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude's too good.

Trade him. Or, if all else fails, DFA him.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

i remember this guy

hey look, it’s our “haul” from snyderman trade!

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm...

I thought so. This dude’s from southern AZ.

Also, just to show that plebeian Wikipedia editing is alive and well, here’s a paragraph from his wiki:

On January 13, 2010, Carrasco signed a minor league contract with the Pittsburgh Pirates with an invite to spring training.2 He gave me a baseball during batting practice once when I was at a Pirates and Dodgers game. I thought that was nice.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

He gave a baseball to a website? Weird, but nice, I guess.

He’ll be okay when SkyNet takes over.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lol'd.

I got this DR prospect from the Rockies to sign a foul ball I caught off of his bat (well, caught with my phone) and his eyes absolutely lit up when I asked he sign it.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe

it was Francisco Sosa. I know it was Sosa, ’cause I was like, excuse me, Mr. Sosa, can you please sign this ball, and he was like, awww yeeeeah. Only not really, it was just a massive smile. Probably one of his first autographs.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I asked

Carlos Gonzalez to sign my ‘Winders hat in 2007, he didn’t make any expression whatsoever. He just mumbled “sure” very quietly.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Trot Nixon played for the Sidewinders,

he always had a huge crowd around him. I never understood, he sucks.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was

a BAHSTAN dude.

I do remember Spring Training game I went to in … Wanna say 08? A random game of the D’Backs against Padres had a bunch of bandwagon Yankee fans (the bandwagon part may be redundent) being very very loud whenever Nixon was at bat. Trot had two homers that game.

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

so I just got home from the grocery store

wondering what’s happened…:hits z 400+ times:
oh, that happened. And I missed it. Unexpected 2010 pitching performance is unexpected.

by morineko on Jul 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

small quibble

expected pitching performance, unexpected performer

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, more what I meant

Before June 2010: What’s a Barry Enright?
After June 2010: Where was this guy hiding in the minors all this time?

by morineko on Jul 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

there we go, he fits right in

another dude walked…..

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Heathens, all of 'em.

Cheering hard for Pagan.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

the snakes are

the mutts’ punishment for their past sins. or maybe the mets have cashed it in psychologically..

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Snyder WANT out?

dbackswriter
  
When #Dbacks Dipoto told Qualls he’d been traded, Snyder asked what about him. “I’ll probably talk to you in the morning,” Dipoto told him.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

WANT?

Or EXPECT TO BE?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

angel pagan

jesus satan

emmanuel diablo

help me, there must be more….

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

how about

Gabriel Beelzebub

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

tie game

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, sure

This time, Chip Hale is right to send the runner.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh look,

BP meltddown. Hale sends the runners home.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO!!

Carrasco is gonna fit RIGHT IN!!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

yay!

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

new suck

just like the old suck

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

or conversely

Tankapalooza lives!

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why

would you walk Beltran?? Dude kinda sucks… (just don’t tell Scott Boras that)

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

carrasco revives tankapolooza!

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

lol 4 ever

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the posts over there,

Dan Haren looks like a serial killer……… I like it

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

plainly this is the MLB Karma dieties

revenge upon us for using the eel

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If MLB has a karma deity

Then the DBacks must have been serial murders in a previous life

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking

used care salesmen who were pedophiles but ymmv

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I too late to post on our win....

wait..what the????

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Gee, I thought you had already been introduced to the bullpen….

by morineko on Jul 31, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

nabisco!

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by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Woah, woah, woah

Look, State Farm, guy. You already seem like a jackass. Don’t go stealing slogans from Reading Rainbow. You will never be as cool as LeVar Burton.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Whoa.... what? What'd he say?

He stole from a blind man??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something along the lines of

“But don’t take my word for it.”

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE LIKE IKE!!!!!

striking out

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

NYY and Tampa tied at 4

send in Qualls..he will get the Yankees a win

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Cup Noodles

disapproves of this comment.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

but im not at PSA so im good

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-4 CANO!

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you were kidding

I guess it’s not just Curt Schilling who can give up homers to Cano at the completely wrong time….

by morineko on Jul 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see that now

but the point still stands (Cano hit a crudload of solo homers off of Schilling)

by morineko on Jul 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

Actually, I didn’t even know that Cano’s been around that long.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

since 2005

Well, he only got Schilling 4 times, but those 4 times were enough. (Like, every time I got to watch him pitch before I decided to invest in Extra Innings…the year he got hurt and retired, heh)

by morineko on Jul 31, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

As dissapointed as I am to find this out, Cano indeed hit 4 hrs off schilling.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh...

Soriano……

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soriano

already learning from the Quallster

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by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

he gave up homers to everyone!

Sure, to Cano, and to Alfonso “Hoppy” Soriano, but never to Rafael Soriano. He may have given them up to such luminaries as Pete Schourek and Steve Trachsel but never to some team’s closer.

by morineko on Jul 31, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

Possibly the first Pete Schourek mention on the snakepit

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, it's relevant, sort of

I’m kind of surprised that Schilling never ever gave up an HR to a pitcher when he was with Arizona. Both his pitchery victimizations were when he was with Philadelphia.

by morineko on Jul 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially

since he actually led the league in HRs allowed in 01.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct me if I'm wrong

but isn’t Chase Field one of those places where FB-prone pitchers are going to give up frequent homers? Schilling already had those tendencies, but having it as his home park didn’t make it any better. (Good thing that Bert Blyleven never got to pitch there.)

Also, I hope Dipoto doesn’t get it into his head to trade for Todd Wellemeyer, unless he really likes disasters.

by morineko on Jul 31, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Parra can climb outta

the suck dumpster

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe not

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

when's the last time Parra had a hit?

before or after the Summer Solstice?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

he got 2 hits the other night

both into GIDP’s

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

however, it reminded me of the rage that occurs when I tell people someone has a no-hitter and they’re like lolitsover after a foul.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I wouldn’t exactly say those that are uninformed about baseball are stupid

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

All stupid people

are uninformed about baseball, but not all people uninformed about baseball are stupid.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

religion

FAIL

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Fact there are a trillion people on the internet these days."

Um, I am pretty sure the World’s population is only about 6.8 Billion

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Look up

“Hyperbole”

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why,

you wouldn’t look that up..

in a million years.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

well they're taking into account

all the guys posing as girls in chat rooms….or so I’ve been told….by a friend….who um…follows that kind of thing… supposedly

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Uh oh

It is the man

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rec

every one of Chris Hansen’s comments.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Chuck Norris

even Recs his comments

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

But not

Kelly Johnson.

Kelly Johnson is so badass that he can actually rec his OWN comments.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

but think of all the sock puppets

and Amy the kitten has her own blog . email account and everything

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

its called

catbook

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should make

a dogbook for Sammy.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

would actually be awesome.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did thought

about making a facebook profile just for Sammy.

But I think that’d be silly.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am aware

of a friend of a friend who made a facebook profile for their stuffed bear

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other words,

Clefo has a profile of his stuffed bear. :p

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

I’m not LMD, I don’t do drunken confessional hour during GDT’s

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lololololol

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

of course,

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Amy-La-Floof/100001169929878

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's okj

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m always unimpressed when companies tell me completely untrue things are facts. Like the billboard near our house that promises they’ll work for us 25/7.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

It’s up to 6.8 billion now?

Besides, they may not be far off. I have 2 Facebook accts, like 8 IM addresses, 2 hotmails, 2 Yahoos, 2 Gmails, a Twitter acct (now), a MySpace profile, a work email, etc.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

what...

no beeper?

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

On which one are you TwilghtfanGirl?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

that was meant to hurt.

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

NONE! NONE!!!

::runs away::

::sobs in closet::

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

You’re such a drama queen.

Oh wait…

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Earth continued to rotate

Sun is on a slow, slow decline to inevitably burning out.

I’m sure some other stuff, too.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks

I was worried that I might have missed something.

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

NOW, you’re depressing me.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no...too long

let me sum up….

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sam must not have gotten

the Tankapalooza memo

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

as I look up

Demel another redhead or is my TV color off?

by morineko on Jul 31, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

balding blonde I think

ah hell close enough to be a ginger

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

guys,it's the 9th,runs please

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

what is that, about 15 strikeouts so far?

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark

has contributed greatly, and was awarded a Golden Sombrero for his heroic efforts.

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he

only K 4x?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so

From what I remember, 4 ks is the Golden Sombrero

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

but 5x is the Texas Star. That’s why I asked.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Aug 1, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alex Cora....

…is still playing? Didn’t he play for Pittsburgh in the early 90’s

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

nooooo

that was Alex CobraCommander, entirely different dude

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

another K

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

more overtime

with the mets? is aaron even available?

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude

It’s not overtime yet, DON’T JINX IT

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

I’m just adjusting to the vernacular.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

if we get past the 9th

we go to a wild pitch shootout

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

We have to make it through the bottom of the ninth, first.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You tell us

I couldn’t imagine it, given the number of pitches the last several nights.

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think the mets are going to go balls out

to try to win this. the braves lost. it is all hanging in the balance for them

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

shit

3rd and no one out

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

come on Guti!

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Juan Gutierrez

kept it in the ballpark. What a stud.

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Leadoff triple.

This can only end well, yes?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

froompiece

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Thing

We had a clean 7th and we’re still lea-

Son of a…

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Note to Guti

fastballs up tend to go to the outfield, deep. Don’t they teach pitching any more?

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

whewww...

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Fly ball to right

But they respect the Jupzooka.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

and with Chip Hale, too…

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

betting on WP/K

we haven’t seen that yet

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd walk Wright too

but then again, I can’t pitch

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Williams said

“one more time” What is he talking about?

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Another intentional walk.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was actually referring to

the difference between intentional and unintentional walks on a team that is likely to set records for walks.

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you really?

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't know that.

I didn’t think you’d read lips.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

why wouldn't I?

I don’t think you meant to say “you would?” Well anyway, it was just something i learned to do. It helps.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

::glares:::

the only person that can correct my ghetto grammar is the boyfriend. :-P

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

;-)

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah

When did this rule come into being? =)

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

=)

You can only if you promise to be nice about it.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Aug 1, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

sometimes.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Aug 1, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

indeed.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Aug 1, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

Brett Favre is on the D’Backs?

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

FTW

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

he would actually come back after surgery and play
not take 2 years off

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

Cost his team dearly at inopportune times.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I automatically

thought “football”, too.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

feeling pretty unsure

about the outcome

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

in a classic case of misunderstanding

one more intentional pass is issued

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit

reply fail

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Beltran

I hates you

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit

I blame Brian.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

i backed off that statement. clefo you are peached & ice cream :)

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, really

his soul is dark and empty. He likes it that way.

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

(really have no idea what to say to this)

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well..

at least tankapalooza ’10 lives?

YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!

by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

walk off

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOOO!!!!

I was super pumped about our awesome win streak vs the Mets!!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Glad they walked two extra hitters

to reach a hitter who could drive one into the outfield. Awesome.

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Because

Pagan and Wright couldn’t have done it.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pagan and Wright

Were two of the four Mets with hits tonight

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like two kinds of sh@t in a two sh@t bag.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

sadly I know what you mean

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh well

on one hand, it stands to reason.

on the other, it’s sad when they can’t get one for the staff ace when facing a struggling soft tosser.

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

too true

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 31, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

well let Met fans have tonight

tomorrow we crush their hopes and dreams just like a schoolboy who longs to dance, but his father is the Football coach in a small Texas town.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

the mets

are game by game at this point. this was a good night for them since phil & atl lost.

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, WTF?

I NEVER LOSE

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

right, justin said

your name is phil. you are a nice guy & a fair & balanced moderator. thanks for putting up w/my rants…

by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, jk. Couldn't resist.

Thx for the kind words.

We tolerate rants here.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd,

but I feel kinda dirty about it.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

As We Await

the “players to be named later”, I really hope they pick good names. Naming them “Joe” or “Bob” isn’t worth the wait. If you’re going to wait to name them, at least give them good names.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 31, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Like

Sven or Morpheus

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

CarGo hit for the cycle

his HR was a walkoff. Lovely.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

it's only a WIN

if he took out Dinger

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

+ 1 million

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

i remember that guy!

he used to be dan haren!

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Aug 1, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

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