Gameday Thread, #104: 7/31 vs. Mets
Arizona Diamondbacks at New York Mets, Jul 31, 2010 7:10 PM EDT
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Tankapalooza 2010 Standings
| Rk | Tm | W | L | W-L% | GB |
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| 1 | Orioles | 32 | 71 |
.311 | - |
| 2 | Pirates | 36 | 66 | .353 | 4.5 |
| 3 | D-backs | 38 | 65 | .369 | 6 |
| 4 | Mariners | 39 | 65 | .375 | 6.5 |
| 5 |
Indians | 43 | 61 | .413 | 10.5 |
| 6 |
Royals | 43 | 60 | .417 | 11 |
- Chris Young CF
- Kelly Johnson 2B
- Justin Upton RF
- Adam LaRoche 1B
- Miguel Montero C
- Mark Reynolds 3B
- Rusty Ryal LF
- Augie Ojeda SS
- Barry Enright RHP
Sorry, no time to do anything more,. and the recap isn't going to be pretty either. In fact, I think we should make it a communal recap. I'll post the basic info, fangraph, etc. and do a comment thread for each inning. You can then tell me what you thought of the game, by replying to the appropriate comment...
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I was indeed a happy camper :)
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
Today’s Starting Lineups -
Diamondbacks:
1. C Young, CF .268
2. K Johnson, 2B .277
3. J Upton, RF .280
4. A LaRoche, 1B .256
5. M Montero, C .311
6. M Reynolds, 3B .219
7. R Ryal, LF .307
8. A Ojeda, SS .170
9. B Enright, P .333
Mets:
1. J Reyes, SS .284
2. A Pagan, RF .308
3. D Wright, 3B .305
4. C Beltran, CF .216
5. I Davis, 1B .249
6. C Carter, LF .256
7. J Thole, C .350
8. L Castillo, 2B .239
9. H Takahashi, P .067
Nice strikeout!
really?
he’s a pretty competent fielder, some of our other guys…not so much
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Competent, sure.
1.4 RAR this year in fielding, but the -6.4 RAR (or, 6.4 RBR?) is pretty shocking. He’s -0.3 WAR (0.3 WBR) so far this seeason.
Mr. Science Boy
no....
I want to not have to reference it as the only way to evaluate whether a player has any value
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Well,
it’s like the US Dollar. You can certainly find places where you gotta use something else, but generally, it’s accepted more universally than any other currency.
Mr. Science Boy
just sayin'
that having a defensive replacement on the team isn’t necessarilly a bad thing, not saying that Augie is the BEST use of that position, but there’s no lack of effort on his part and as of yet, the club has yet to find/invest in someone better.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
If that's the case
why haven’t they DFA’d him and called up RyRo, wouldn’t he be cheaper?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
I'm not sure, actually,
except that I think we’re trying to give as much playing time as possible to dudes who’ll be starting in future seasons. Neither RyRo nor Augie will be doing that, methinks, so there’s no reason to audition either of them.
Mr. Science Boy
+1
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
+1
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
my understanding is
that they’ll be a hostess in the dugout giving out nametags for the players to tastefully apply over the left breast on their uniforms to help out Coach Gibson.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
The next mixer at Chase
Will be in the home-team locker-room…
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
will there be
punch and cookies and complementary packies of clubhouse chew and sunflower seeds?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
what happened to DBBP
What happened to DBBP site?
Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart
Hacked, and being moved to another location.
Pending the change to DNS, here is the temporary address for the new digs:
http://gator727.hostgator.com/~jmclenna/forumdbbp/
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
That link does not work for me.
Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart
Try now
[Refresh your page] I forgot to get rid of the place-holder page.
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Do I have to re register? I got the page but it says my username is unspecified.
Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart
Yeah, you will need to re-register
I am looking at how to bring over existing post-count. :-)
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So, everything is whipped out?
I can just picture levski working into the night to make 1,000 threads about how he is right about everything.
Seriously, is everything gone?
Nice strikeout!
It's not gone
I’m aiming to bring it all over as a read-only archive, so we have all the posts. But that’s no small task – there were almost 390,000 posts!
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
"whipped out"?
It’s not too late! To whip it! WHIP IT GOOD!
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
just as long as you
don’t go all “Blazing Saddles” on us
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
"Our newest member Prosopis"
Guess you figured it our! Feel free to start the GDT. :-)
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It is now
Maybe try this link:
http://gator727.hostgator.com/~jmclenna/forumdbbp/index.php
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Jim had to disable it.
He is moving it to another server. There was some kind of attack on it last night. The site is messed up. Some poeple can access it, others can’t. I can.
Nice strikeout!
Not for long
:-)
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Only available in Las Vegas…
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
This totally makes up
for missing every Dbacks, Giants, Athletics, Angels, and Padres game. Totally.
And before someone "jokes" with you.
You don’t have to type both a subject and a body for everything. I would have just typed all of that in the top portion.
Nice strikeout!
lol i used to be yankeepanda44
but every SB I went to that wasnt pinstripealley seemed awkward cuz of my user
YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!
In other thread
(can’t recall which one?) you mentioned you’re from North Jersey? If so, where? :)
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
cripes the Mets
probably hate playin’ us, CY on base to start already
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Yeah
The domain is repointing over to the new location, but that will likely take a few hours to take effect, depending whereabout in the countru you are located.
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions
tough when you're traded
for two “never-were”s and one might- have -been
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
barry enright
diamondbacks’ ace.
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
I got jimbo over at DBBP :-)
Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart
Yeah, spread the word
The domain will get there eventually, but stake your claim now!
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I must say
Even if I never registered or did much at DBBP, props to you for taking care of the issue so quick. Any idea why you were targeted, and if it was personal or just malware promotion?
Pretty global
Malware promotion. I think it was server side, as multiple sites got hit, in entirely separate accounts, simultaneously. Been thinking about moving hosting. Now seems a really good time to do it!
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
With so many options out there (granted, I dunno how much are quality) something like this seems grounds to find a new one.
Yeah
You need to install a language pack, it seems! I’m inclined not to bother. :-)
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions
You guys having a shin dig 8/7/10?
I already have seats but if you guys are meeting pre game I would be up for that. We could throw stuff at protestors.
Anger is the most useless emotion; destructive to the mind and hurtful of the heart
Yep.
I will be there, but might not be able to sit with everyone else. I paid to late.
Nice strikeout!
Yeah
We’ll be at Sliders from around 3-3:30pm or so.
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions
TheRoache. usually they are faster.
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
monsieur monty
en fuego
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
I put the link to the new board as my Facebook status.
That should get a few people to wander over there.
Nice strikeout!
Apropos of nothing
did anyone see Leyland let Valverde throw sixty pitches in the ninth the other day?
Actually, thanks for the Miggytag
’Cause I thought you had some personal vendetta against Leyland there for a sec.
I always enjoy talking about the Diamondbacks.
</DerrickHall>
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I’m still figuring a lot of stuff out myself! I just enabled avatars, so you can update that through your profile now.
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
enright struggling with command vs the bottom of the order
lucked out a little bit when they swung at ball three (could’ve been ball 4, since the previous strike was high) on the hit and run
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Augie doing his best
Fats Domino impression
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
perfect bunt on first pitch
from the ginger
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
a pitcher executing the sacrifice play
Joe Garagiola must be smiling at home
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
that happens to me occassionally too
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
When I met up Jenny
for a lunch in Fremont. We were talking about people on the ‘pit and your name came up. The first thing that came to the mind was your post where you thought you’ve already cancelled it, but posted it instead that got everyone to go, “umm…wow…”.
I couldn’t stop laughing about it for like a good 10 minutes.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
Whens the last time
A guy who threw a no-hitter got traded like a month later?
Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...
It has happened. I don’t know THE last time. This was a topic the other night. One player threw a no hitter against his old team in his first start for his new team.
Nice strikeout!
Yeah, but that was AFTER he was traded
I think there was someone back in the 50’s?
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Before I answer,
consider that Danny Haren, Cliff Lee, Roy Oswalt, etc. have also been traded this year.
Is it really that strange that Edwin Jackson got traded?
Mr. Science Boy
I still find it more odd
That a team trades a guy that threw a no-hitter for them and is now apart of that teams history.
Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...
by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh?
Name ’em
Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...
by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions
In the offseason of 2004
We traded RJ to the Yankees after his perfect game in that season, This season we traded Edwin Jackson.
Bad doormat! No stock options!
1951
Lefty Chambers pitched a no-hitter for Pittsburgh, and was sent to St. Louis later that season.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
Wow.
So Pittsburgh trades have NEVER made sense??
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the dreaded guy on second not scoring on a single
scenario strikes again
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
sheesh
need a set of golf clubs to hit in this strike zone tonite
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
I hate these State Farm commercials
It always feels like the ADHD-ridden camera guy is getting distracted by all the people walking by
Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...
Yes
Did you miss my Michael D quote about fighting for your right to party?
Bad doormat! No stock options!
Did you miss
my Dropkick Murphys quote where apparently there’s a riot tonight, and we’re trying to start a fight?
Mr. Science Boy
did you miss my Beastie Boys quote
about our right to fight to paaaaaaaaaarty?
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
funny how they can score on a single
and we can’t, granted Augie isn’t Pagan but cripes this station to station baserunning is tedious
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
they are good players
HEY THE GAME"S STILL TIED
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
BTW Phil-to answer your question,
This is the third version. The one that just got hacked was the second. The first was taken down by the FBI…. (true story, JIm can fill you in if he wants)
Nice strikeout!
Yeah
At the time I was also hosting the website for a friend, who got into a bit of trouble,. shall we say. [Google “Dale Hausner” if you want details] Go Daddy locked up all my sites on a request from the authorities…
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Umm...
Just googled and all I have to say is, umm… wow.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
Remember the shooter in Phx a few years ago?
Apparently he posted on a message board on the same server, so they deactivated the entire service provider.
Nice strikeout!
Eh, I don't recall.
I moved to Tucson a few years ago. Actually, tomorrow will be three years that I’ve been living here.
(Still find it hard to believe that I’m STILL here.)
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
miggy pop (up)
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Jeff Passan is such a smug F
I read his stuff but I don’t enjoy it one bit. Just don’t ask why I keep reading it.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AsUN2EZRVq5dmxmmt6roivQRvLYF?slug=jp-tradewinnerslosers073110
Los DBacks are only referred to in passing, and of COURSE it’s regarding the Haren deal. I predict Saunders is going to surprise everyone, in a good way.
what's the 'pitters doing for din-din 2night?
i am going caveman . defrosting some ancient venison in my freezer. 1/2 hour in soy sauce; then grill (put the EMT’s on standy.. lol)
Well..
would you count ice cream as a dinner? ::shrug:: I’m meeting Emily for ice cream later tonite.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
Hmmm...
I had Chicago style hot dogs for lunch. Dunno what I’ll have for dinner, but it’s still only 5:20.
Mr. Science Boy
right
the deer meat is still defrosting
by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Garcia's [the original one]
For Mrs. SnakePit’s birthday.
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I has sliced banana,icecream and chocolate sauce.
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
enright's got his control now
that was, like, an eight pitch inning
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
who is this Dan Haren you all speak of?
Surely Barry Enright is his reincarnate.
Blogging about my summer at a Chinese law firm.
NEW BLOG, as my original one is blocked by the Great Firewall.
http://ajinshanghai.wordpress.com/
14 met put outs
8 by strikeout. career high (already) for this takahashi.
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Theyre warming up
Parra
Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...
by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Just realized
I’ve been registered on here for 3 years and this is my first post. Not used to this format.
Scratch that
I’ve been here for 2 years. w/e
by Chris24Young on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Well thank goodness
Your name wasnt Dan15Haren
Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...
by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
9 of 15 now
young and upton swung on pitches 6" outside
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Nuke it from orbit
Its the only way to be sure
Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...
by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
hmmm
Braves retiring Glavine’s number next Friday. Interesting.
Blogging about my summer at a Chinese law firm.
NEW BLOG, as my original one is blocked by the Great Firewall.
http://ajinshanghai.wordpress.com/
and a quick 4 pitch walk from the ginger ace
to start this one.
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Dooooooophrrriiinnn....
Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...
by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
are they safe?
ARE YOUR BORDERS SAFE? well are they?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
They might be selling dangerous books!
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
You mentioned on twitter
that your neighbor’s roof caved in?
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
Yeah. It did. Right in the middle of the microburst.
Scuppers were clogged with leaves, so the water built up until a section of roof the size of a truck door came down.
Fortunately, she wasn’t hurt, just scared, and neither were her cats.
Mr. Science Boy
Wow.
That must be scary. Glad to hear she and the cats are okay.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
I tried to think of a joke to work in
with Napoleon Complex, but came up with nothing.
Just gonna leave this here.
/moves along
Seriously.
Phil’s place is so small. It suits him perfectly because, after all, he’s a small guy.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
Zapatos
I’m sure that word took a lot of brainpower away, can’t blame you
Bad doormat! No stock options!
The only Napoleon in my Complex
is the poster above my bed.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree
wholeheartedly
Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...
by Torpedosneak on Jul 31, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Btw,
are you the only son of FSM?
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He also happens to post here.
Were you granted life by his noodly appendage?
Mr. Science Boy
touched by his noodly goodness
ramen
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
I think we've
drained the weasel enough on this topic
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Or ARE you?
Jenny was just rooting for Dallas Braden…
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
let's see how many
posts they get. the dodgers board is crazy like the cubs’ w/the number of posts
by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
NOBODY’S GDTs are as crazy as the Cubs’. Even if they didn’t have that many posts, they have that many Cubs fans…
Mr. Science Boy
But
I could write a weekly column with his emails. Or, do a podcast consisting of dramatic readings.
Don't be jealous.
Nothing special. He was always sober when he emailed me.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would he be jelous? LMD never hit on you.
ok i guess that isnt as funny as I thought it would be. to bad.
Nice strikeout!
But he did hit on me
by calling me sweetie pie.
That was creepy.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
No you are believed
I saw the links posted here some time ago. They made me giddy
Bad doormat! No stock options!
If I remember
He threatened to drive across the state to beat up another poster.
And that wasn’t a GDT, it was a post-game thread after a particularly nasty loss, I think.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
I hadn't
gotten there yet.
Besides, admit it. My post’s simplicity makes it more beautiful.
Mr. Science Boy
I remember
How fervently we booed any pitcher that tried to keep Womack on first. We need another speedster like him
Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...
Organized Religion win
Pagan FAIL
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Goddammit.
I hate this freaking park.
Didn’t anyone look at how much everyone (but Padres pitchers) hates PetCo??
Mr. Science Boy
diamondback offense against soft tossers like takahashi
is not good in recent years
WAKE UP SWING AT STRIKES
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
az management did this the best they could with what they had
made some moves.
ter than the mutts did, who sat on their hands and did NOTHING
the "rumors"
i hear is that the madoff ponzi scheme really basically broke the wilpons
by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
think you would have to include
The Rangers in there too….
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
and they built a brandy new
stadium, right as real estate collapsed around them…
by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
"if you don't strike out, sometimes you find yourself safe at first" - r ryal
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
At this point
Abreu is a better use of the roster spot.
(And no, I’m not being “mean”)
Bad doormat! No stock options!
Well
Since I seem to be inadvertently offending entire religions, it’s good to have your bases covered
Bad doormat! No stock options!
Wait a second...
you’re saying you hate Presbyterians??!
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Methodists?
Because one of my favorite ex-gfs was a Methodist.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
reynolds
not having a great game offensively… is he trying too hard or just unable to hit a breaking ball?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
how often does a batter make contact
when they drop their own eye level at the last instant, bending the knees trying to reach a change up?
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
let me guess
trade him?
Blogging about my summer at a Chinese law firm.
NEW BLOG, as my original one is blocked by the Great Firewall.
http://ajinshanghai.wordpress.com/
u gess rong
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
are we leading the league
in walks allowed that score?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Haren looks weird in an Angels uniform.
And yes I am still watching the dbacks game, phil.
Nice strikeout!
Must be Nam
Because there is nothing wrong with having AT-ATs.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
But
We’re talking US Army vs Imperial Stormtroopers here, not even close. I think you have to be able to aim to complete BT
Bad doormat! No stock options!
Ooooh...
damn, that’s a good point.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I seriously want that shirt
I wish I’d gotten to Woot! before it sold out that day, and I don’t have $15 to spend on it now.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
He has a day version
of it, too. Sadly, the shirt’s now Reckon’d, and will only exist in everyone’s mind.
It's easy enough to print out that image and get one made up.
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
bat enright, yes?
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
nope
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
good move gibby!!!!! and takakkkkkkkkkki is out too!
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
station to station
should work out w/ zero outs
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
crap! they got us right where they want us
two men on, no one out…..
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Bases loaded, nobody out
Mets fans are starting to act like Heilman just came in the game.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
sacks are crammed for ".235 lifetime" jup
and HE DELIVERS!
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
you see this Warriors!
you see what you get when you mess with the Dbacks!
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
my favorite was
we’re not gonna hide who we are just because some whore shakes her ass……
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
They may yet
not interfere…
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I am not sure I like the thought of Hester being our backup catcher.
He is an injury away from starting O.O
Nice strikeout!
100+ career HRs since 2007
say “YES”.
But not when he’s on one of these cold streaks.
Mr. Science Boy
yes
but not tonight.
tonight he wears the golden sombrero
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
another AB
where the strike zone was apparently created using a 2d6 and taking into account charisma modifiers
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Nah
He’s got to spend time in the bullpen. I’m pretty sure that leads to possession by demons who suck at pitching.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
i remember this guy
hey look, it’s our “haul” from snyderman trade!
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Hmmm...
I thought so. This dude’s from southern AZ.
Also, just to show that plebeian Wikipedia editing is alive and well, here’s a paragraph from his wiki:
On January 13, 2010, Carrasco signed a minor league contract with the Pittsburgh Pirates with an invite to spring training.2 He gave me a baseball during batting practice once when I was at a Pirates and Dodgers game. I thought that was nice.
Mr. Science Boy
I lol'd.
I got this DR prospect from the Rockies to sign a foul ball I caught off of his bat (well, caught with my phone) and his eyes absolutely lit up when I asked he sign it.
I believe
it was Francisco Sosa. I know it was Sosa, ’cause I was like, excuse me, Mr. Sosa, can you please sign this ball, and he was like, awww yeeeeah. Only not really, it was just a massive smile. Probably one of his first autographs.
When I asked
Carlos Gonzalez to sign my ‘Winders hat in 2007, he didn’t make any expression whatsoever. He just mumbled “sure” very quietly.
Mr. Science Boy
When Trot Nixon played for the Sidewinders,
he always had a huge crowd around him. I never understood, he sucks.
Nice strikeout!
He was
a BAHSTAN dude.
I do remember Spring Training game I went to in … Wanna say 08? A random game of the D’Backs against Padres had a bunch of bandwagon Yankee fans (the bandwagon part may be redundent) being very very loud whenever Nixon was at bat. Trot had two homers that game.
Bad doormat! No stock options!
so I just got home from the grocery store
wondering what’s happened…:hits z 400+ times:
oh, that happened. And I missed it. Unexpected 2010 pitching performance is unexpected.
small quibble
expected pitching performance, unexpected performer
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
yeah, more what I meant
Before June 2010: What’s a Barry Enright?
After June 2010: Where was this guy hiding in the minors all this time?
there we go, he fits right in
another dude walked…..
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
the snakes are
the mutts’ punishment for their past sins. or maybe the mets have cashed it in psychologically..
Did Snyder WANT out?
dbackswriter
When #Dbacks Dipoto told Qualls he’d been traded, Snyder asked what about him. “I’ll probably talk to you in the morning,” Dipoto told him.
Nice strikeout!
angel pagan
jesus satan
emmanuel diablo
help me, there must be more….
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Oh, sure
This time, Chip Hale is right to send the runner.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
carrasco revives tankapolooza!
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
plainly this is the MLB Karma dieties
revenge upon us for using the eel
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
If MLB has a karma deity
Then the DBacks must have been serial murders in a previous life
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I was thinking
used care salesmen who were pedophiles but ymmv
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
nabisco!
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Woah, woah, woah
Look, State Farm, guy. You already seem like a jackass. Don’t go stealing slogans from Reading Rainbow. You will never be as cool as LeVar Burton.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Whoa.... what? What'd he say?
He stole from a blind man??
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Something along the lines of
“But don’t take my word for it.”
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
WE LIKE IKE!!!!!
striking out
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
NYY and Tampa tied at 4
send in Qualls..he will get the Yankees a win
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
Cup Noodles
disapproves of this comment.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
but im not at PSA so im good
YOU CAN PUTITONTHEBOARD YES!!
by Cup Noodles on Jul 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you were kidding
I guess it’s not just Curt Schilling who can give up homers to Cano at the completely wrong time….
since 2005
Well, he only got Schilling 4 times, but those 4 times were enough. (Like, every time I got to watch him pitch before I decided to invest in Extra Innings…the year he got hurt and retired, heh)
Soriano
already learning from the Quallster
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't mean the pitcher. i thought morinko was referring to the hr in game 7 of the WS
Nice strikeout!
he gave up homers to everyone!
Sure, to Cano, and to Alfonso “Hoppy” Soriano, but never to Rafael Soriano. He may have given them up to such luminaries as Pete Schourek and Steve Trachsel but never to some team’s closer.
Hey, it's relevant, sort of
I’m kind of surprised that Schilling never ever gave up an HR to a pitcher when he was with Arizona. Both his pitchery victimizations were when he was with Philadelphia.
correct me if I'm wrong
but isn’t Chase Field one of those places where FB-prone pitchers are going to give up frequent homers? Schilling already had those tendencies, but having it as his home park didn’t make it any better. (Good thing that Bert Blyleven never got to pitch there.)
Also, I hope Dipoto doesn’t get it into his head to trade for Todd Wellemeyer, unless he really likes disasters.
maybe not
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
when's the last time Parra had a hit?
before or after the Summer Solstice?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
he got 2 hits the other night
both into GIDP’s
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
however, it reminded me of the rage that occurs when I tell people someone has a no-hitter and they’re like lolitsover after a foul.
All stupid people
are uninformed about baseball, but not all people uninformed about baseball are stupid.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
"Fact there are a trillion people on the internet these days."
Um, I am pretty sure the World’s population is only about 6.8 Billion
Nice strikeout!
well they're taking into account
all the guys posing as girls in chat rooms….or so I’ve been told….by a friend….who um…follows that kind of thing… supposedly
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Why don't you have
a seat over here.
by ChrisHansen on Jul 31, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I rec
every one of Chris Hansen’s comments.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
But not
Kelly Johnson.
Kelly Johnson is so badass that he can actually rec his OWN comments.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
but think of all the sock puppets
and Amy the kitten has her own blog . email account and everything
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
its called
catbook
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That
would actually be awesome.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I did thought
about making a facebook profile just for Sammy.
But I think that’d be silly.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
I am aware
of a friend of a friend who made a facebook profile for their stuffed bear
Bad doormat! No stock options!
http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Amy-La-Floof/100001169929878
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Icouldnt friend Amy so I friend requested you claws
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
It’s up to 6.8 billion now?
Besides, they may not be far off. I have 2 Facebook accts, like 8 IM addresses, 2 hotmails, 2 Yahoos, 2 Gmails, a Twitter acct (now), a MySpace profile, a work email, etc.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
On which one are you TwilghtfanGirl?
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Ouch
that was meant to hurt.
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
NONE! NONE!!!
::runs away::
::sobs in closet::
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Earth continued to rotate
Sun is on a slow, slow decline to inevitably burning out.
I’m sure some other stuff, too.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks
I was worried that I might have missed something.
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
AFAIK,
only my neighbor Tamara’s?
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow...
NOW, you’re depressing me.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
he has looked pretty good at times
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
balding blonde I think
ah hell close enough to be a ginger
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
what is that, about 15 strikeouts so far?
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Mark
has contributed greatly, and was awarded a Golden Sombrero for his heroic efforts.
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I think so
From what I remember, 4 ks is the Golden Sombrero
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
nooooo
that was Alex CobraCommander, entirely different dude
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Did anyone else think Joey Cora looked exactly like a Rugrat?
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
if we get past the 9th
we go to a wild pitch shootout
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
You tell us
I couldn’t imagine it, given the number of pitches the last several nights.
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
i think the mets are going to go balls out
to try to win this. the braves lost. it is all hanging in the balance for them
Juan Gutierrez
kept it in the ballpark. What a stud.
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Note to Guti
fastballs up tend to go to the outfield, deep. Don’t they teach pitching any more?
Give me the ball.
Fly ball to right
But they respect the Jupzooka.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
That was his best throw of the season
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd walk Wright too
but then again, I can’t pitch
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
I was actually referring to
the difference between intentional and unintentional walks on a team that is likely to set records for walks.
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
why wouldn't I?
I don’t think you meant to say “you would?” Well anyway, it was just something i learned to do. It helps.
Nice strikeout!
::glares:::
the only person that can correct my ghetto grammar is the boyfriend. :-P
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
Wait
Brett Favre is on the D’Backs?
Bad doormat! No stock options!
by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
no
he would actually come back after surgery and play
not take 2 years off
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I automatically
thought “football”, too.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
in a classic case of misunderstanding
one more intentional pass is issued
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
I BLAME ALL CATHOLICS EVERYWHERE EVAR
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
i backed off that statement. clefo you are peached & ice cream :)
by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
No, really
his soul is dark and empty. He likes it that way.
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
That'd be fair.
He’s provoking a response. ::shrug::
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Glad they walked two extra hitters
to reach a hitter who could drive one into the outfield. Awesome.
Give me the ball.
I feel like two kinds of sh@t in a two sh@t bag.
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
+1
sadly I know what you mean
Maybe you should put HER in charge!
by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions
oh well
on one hand, it stands to reason.
on the other, it’s sad when they can’t get one for the staff ace when facing a struggling soft tosser.
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
There are so many things about this comment
that upset me.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
well let Met fans have tonight
tomorrow we crush their hopes and dreams just like a schoolboy who longs to dance, but his father is the Football coach in a small Texas town.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
the mets
are game by game at this point. this was a good night for them since phil & atl lost.
by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude, WTF?
I NEVER LOSE
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
right, justin said
your name is phil. you are a nice guy & a fair & balanced moderator. thanks for putting up w/my rants…
by brian custer on Jul 31, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, jk. Couldn't resist.
Thx for the kind words.
We tolerate rants here.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd,
but I feel kinda dirty about it.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
As We Await
the “players to be named later”, I really hope they pick good names. Naming them “Joe” or “Bob” isn’t worth the wait. If you’re going to wait to name them, at least give them good names.
I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.
it's only a WIN
if he took out Dinger
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
i remember that guy!
he used to be dan haren!
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

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