Deadline Deals: Snyder, Ciriaco to Pirates for three players; Qualls to Tampa for PTBNL
Alright, because there's no other stories on the main page, I'll run down the trades that've been made real quick (to my knowledge). See, kids, don't stay up late and sleep in, or else you'll miss cool deals!
- Chris Snyder, Triple A shortstop Pedro Ciriaco, and $3MM to the Pirates for reliever D.J. Carrasco, infielder Bobby Crosby, and outfielder Ryan Church
- Chad Qualls to the Rays for a player to be named later
Story on the Snyder trade can be found here at MLBTR, while the Qualls deal is also on MLBTR here.
Some other things to note; the Giants offered us Joe Martinez and another player for Kelly Johnson; we rejected the trade, according to Jon Heyman of Sports Illustrated.
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Yesssssssss.
I’m so glad to be rid of him,
I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!
How many baseballs do you think we got?
12 or 24?
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
I'll set the over/under
at 18.
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The cool Snakepit.
I wonder if we're getting anything
other than salary relief. I expect we’ll see an AAA player that hasn’t progressed to the next level in an acceptable amount of time, accompanied with a statement of “here, see if you can do anything with this guy.”
screw you douchebag.
I was trying to finish mine but noooooooo, you have to go and write one.
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
haha
its just a sentence enhancer. Also, I agree I was writing it too
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
2fst4u
Also, José Bautista.
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The cool Snakepit.
I won't lie
with all of these arms we’re getting, the non-scientific part of my brain tells me that 4-5 years from now we’ll have a rotation and bullpen that competes for tops in the league.
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The cool Snakepit.
Oooooof
Traded to the Pirates. That’s rough. I still like Snydes but he just isn’t getting it done at the plate.
well not home plate
at least, I don’t think he’s thrown anyone out since his 2nd job as a bouncer at that strip club.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
OPS+ of 100.
Ballpark adjusted, that’s league average. That’s not awful for a catcher.
Mr. Science Boy
Damn..
Bummer for Snyder. Usually people get traded to playoff contenders.. He’s getting traded to a team with a worse record than us… Ah well, needed to be done. I would like ONE more to happen, LaRoche.
Rays are interested in Qualls.
I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!
Then you must be psychic
’cause the tweet just went up in the last ten minutes about them being “seriously interested.”
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
The cool Snakepit.
Meh
All fluctuating rumors, I guess. I ignore the ones where teams simply have a player pass their mind, but if the Rays were going after Qualls hard before, my apologies to the chef.
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The cool Snakepit.
Gambo reports Qualls just got traded to Tampa for a PTBNL
"I don't lift weights because they are heavy, and I don't run because it makes me tired." - Charles Barkley
TURRIBLE!
Job security
for Heilman.
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Heils
should be traded, and I believe he will be.
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The cool Snakepit.
Personally
I want Heilman to stay if possible. I am shocked they aren’t trying to move Vasquez or Gutierrez
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not
Those seem to be the two guys with potential in the pen (Gut has shown flashes of competence lately) and IIRC they’re under control for awhile so….
Bad doormat! No stock options!
reclamation projects
young enough to counce back and have enough stuff to make it worth the effort. Heilman gets by on experience and guile, while not rare I do believe those are underrated attributes.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Agreed
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't think about that
I like them both, don’t get me wrong. We’ll see what happens to the bullpen.
DJ Carrasco…wasn’t he with the Sidewinders a few seasons ago?
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought he sounded familiar
And matter of fact I believe he’s in the Sidewinders team set I have from a few seasons ago. Just wanted to make sure I was right about this :)
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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
that's a .....
peanut butter, nougat and linguini sandwich….hopefully the bread’s not moldy
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
So
odds of Qualls doing well facing the Red Sox and Yankees? I mean, sure, his peripherals suggest his ERA should drop, but…
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The Diamondbacks offered second baseman Kelly Johnson to the Cubs for Ryan Theriot and lefty James Russell in return, writes ESPNChicago.com’s Bruce Levine.
Nice strikeout!
That
is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard. The hell is wrong with our FO?
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Two guys
1 year/$2.35M: .274 / .363 / .492 (OPS+ 119)
1 year/$2.60M: .285 / .321 / .329 (OPS+ 70)
Which one would you want?
Obviously, there are more stats to be had, but if this Bruce Levine fellow is right, then I don’t even know what’s going through DiPoto’s mind.
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The cool Snakepit.
THE CUBS HAVE MORE WINS THAN THE DBACKS
THERIOT HAS WON MORE GAMES
WE NEED THIS KIND OF WINNINGNESS
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The cool Snakepit.
pretty much
I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!
Supposedly
Theriot must be a hot commodity if 3 teams in the National league are after him…Us, Rockies, and the Dodgers
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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
LA has had enough of THE RIOTing in its past.
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
True...
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll say it again
never underestimate the power of stupid
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Just ask Ron White about that
You Can’t Fix Stupid!
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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Us, Rockies, and Dodgers
Are also 5th, 4th, and 3rd in the NL west, respectively
Bad doormat! No stock options!
I find that one
to be a bit of a reach unless some investment property was included.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Actually
I’m an idiot and skipped over Russell. Ok, not as bad as I thought, but I’m still not loving it at all.
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seems like a lot
just to obtain a LHP bullpen arm……unless they believe that they can flip Theriot (although why he’s such a hot commodoty, I have NFI)
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
at least there's one thing
DiPoto is nothing short of decisive for cutting loose folks that have been “underperforming”. Yes he may have well “sold low” on Haren, but if Synder and Qualls are also gone it’s gonna help remove the “aura of suckage” that has enveloped the ballclub. Maybe they won’t play any better, but it sure won’t be for a lack of trying to clean house.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
I don't like how they tasked an "interim" gm to handle our deadline moves.
This tells me that the FO is set on having DiPoto as a GM, they just don’t want to make the natives restless yet.
Nice strikeout!
It certainly
would make sense.
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I've actually been quite pleased
With his work thus far. Will wake up in the morning to see the final details of the final trades.
well in a way
this is his “audition” and if he’s been given marching orders to dump payroll and get the most that he can to restock the system, well apparently he’s going after it, despite the volatility of the markettplace.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
+1
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like we're getting
Church, Crosby, and Carrasco back… not a fan…. I’d rather have some fringe prospects.
by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 31, 2010 10:59 AM EDT reply actions
We also get Carrasco in the Snyder deal.
Pretty decent reliever under control through 2012.
So it’s Crosby, Church, Carrasco for Snyder and a minor leaguer.
Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31
Crosby and Church aren't very good.
But Carrasco is alright. Seems pretty even to me. Snyder has above average bat for the catcher’s spot. That has to be worth something.
Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31
Jim,
DBBP is showing that malware message again. :’(
Damn ads…
Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31
Longtime Pirates fan here,
and I just came on here to see what you guys had to say about this trade on your end. Seems to be the same stuff we are saying about Crosby and Church!
To be honest, Church is absolutely terrible (wait til you see him repeatedly strike out swinging at balls that almost hit his left foot!), and Crosby isn’t much better (he has potential to be better, but he sure as hell didn’t show it in Pitt). Carrasco, however, is a pretty solid reliever, and I’m sad to see him go.
hmmmm
means Church will fit right in with the DBacks………..
Professional Lurker... if you see this, there may be a problem..
You guys got a good catcher in Snyder.
He is a shadow of what he was a couple of years ago, but still pretty decent.
Nice strikeout!
Um
Snyder hasn’t been that great defensively in recent times.
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
ERORRRRRRRRRRRZ
Wait, you’d think DiPoto would have held on to him?
“We just need a guy who knows how to not make errors. We’re trying to build an errorless environment here.”
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
thus announcing the franchise's new focus
on providing exact change from your concession staff
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
THANK GD
And maybe they could figure out how to make the lines move faster.
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
Shoot
People who’ve been waiting in line a good time but still have to take five minutes to decide what they’ll order when they get to the front?
Bad doormat! No stock options!
Yes
they should be shot.
If we’re ever allowed to have a Q&A at a Snakepitfest again, I want to ask why the food servers at Chase are always so incompetent. It shouldn’t take 5 minutes to get a hot dog when you’re at the front of the line. Whataburger is quicker!
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
Because a good majority of them
May have never held a real job and concessions are all they may know
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
In that case,
if concessions is all they know, they should have developed some quickness at their job.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 31, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Amen to that!
I worked concessions at Phoenix Muni during ST of 2005 and we were quick and efficient
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
but, but, but...
he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread! He’s the savior of the franchise, a perennial bench player worth giving up a front line starting pitcher for! What dose he have to be nervous about?
Give me the ball.
by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions
We
should trade him to the Padres for Jon Garland.
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
+1
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions
It's a pretty good chance
That the trade already happened and bluecheer is not Neal Huntington
Bad doormat! No stock options!
Doumit has thrown out runners exactly 4 times this season,
if that tells you what we’re currently working with.
You guys should check out http://www.bucsdugout.com if you want more info on any of this, or just want to see how excited Pirates fans are about getting rid of Crosby and Church. And let me tell you, when Pirates fans are actually excited about something… wow. At least you got Carrasco though! He’s a good reliever.
Glad you're
excited, but we’re just as excited to not have Synder on the payroll.
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
Oh I'm aware. I think both teams were throwing out the trash, so to speak.
It makes room in our field for better guys already in our system, though, and is a moderate catcher upgrade. Carrasco will do excellent for you guys, I’m sure. I’m seriously bummed to see him go. He’s a really good guy, too.
change of venue trade
bright new horizons and all of that, just make sure Carrasco has his documents in order ;-)
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I don't want Crosby here
That dude can NEVER stay healthy! He’s another team jumper
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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
He's great
if you ever need a bar fight.
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
LOL!
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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
'Nother Bucs fan checking out your reaction
to the teams trading a bucket o’ balls for a bag o’ balls
What can you tell us about the SS prospect?
The best piece you got out of this was Carrasco, who’s been solid in long relief.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative vibes?!
Not cessinarily
YOU were just faster…. ;-)
Why don't you knock it off with them negative vibes?!
by Trogluddite on Jul 31, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
its a swap meet transaction
we’re giving you golf clubs for winter use and you’re trading us scuba gear designed for desert use
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Ciriaco
cannot hit to save his life. Not even in the hitter heaven that is Reno. He has a really good glove, though.
Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31
That sucks,
because that sounds pretty close to Cedeno, our current SS. Although he’s hitting better lately.
maybe that implies that you guys
have a nibble on Cedeno if you’ve just traded for his “heir apparent” ;-)
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Does anyone know how much money is changing hands?
It kind of sounds like Arizona may be paying Snyder to play in P’burgh
Why don't you knock it off with them negative vibes?!
and he's worth every penny
because I doubt dollars should be involved.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Sorry f/the delayed response Computer problems...
Anyway – MLB Trade Rumors reports that Arizona is sending $$ to P’burgh and that MLB has to approve the trade because of that. In a way, it doesn’t make sense for us to add another overpaid, underperforming catcher since we have Doumit.
Why don't you knock it off with them negative vibes?!
by Trogluddite on Jul 31, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions
That's my concern as well.
I think this is basically a move to clear the field a bit for guys already in the organization to come up. That was my initial thought anyway.
3 mil of the 6.5 left on Snyder’s deal via Gambo
Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it.
by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Which is okay for us, but
Doumit must be going somewhere….we owe him a bunch, he’s been hurt, bad defense, and not hitting for power (except against the Brewers’ closer)
Why don't you knock it off with them negative vibes?!
by Trogluddite on Jul 31, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Johnson next?
Giants In Talks For Kelly Johnson http://bit.ly/aH3aBV
Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it.
Gambo was on at 9am and
said no, we will hang on to KJ unless we get a screamin deal. If anyone else goes, it would be LaRoche.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions
KJ needs to stay!
can someone enlighten me as to why are they shopping KJ…hes a consistent fairly cheap everyday position player and in control thru 11.
Sure
They’re shopping him because we won’t sign him for 2012, and we’ve already given up on 2011. Prospects, baby!!!
by Craig from Az on Jul 31, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
sounded to me like
we were NOT shopping KJ around. did you hear/read something different?
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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
we at least entertained an offer from San Francisco, but I dunno if it was more of a “yo dipoto wuddup, imma give you these guys” and he was like “lolno”, or if we told them what we wanted back, etc.
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The cool Snakepit.
White Sox
looking to get Manny or Adam Dunn, possibly shipping Edwin Jackson to either for another bopper.
Anyone else excited to face Jackson within the NL West?
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
not half as excited
as I am with the thought of getting Manny OUT of the NL West.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions
a day late
and a dollar short
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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Less
than 3 hours to go for the trade deadline. Who will be left? And what will be left of them?
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
sounds like a country song on KNIX
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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Along with “Daddy’s Baby Girl” LOL
For all those Brown Hand Center commercial haters (like myself) you’ve got to hear the song about that…it’s pretty funny
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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
jajajajaja
goodbye testicles. you toughness will be missed.
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
+1
"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden
by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
espn says DelCarmen is in play from the BoSox
perhaps a straight up swap for Heilman?
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Maaaaaaan
Keep waking up late n’ shiz. Oh, well, LaRoche still has to go, and Heilman and KJ are both in play.
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EVERYTHING MUST GO!
WITH PRICES THIS LOW YOU’D HAVE TO BE A CRIMINALLY INSANE SOCIOPATH TO NOT GO FOR THEM!
Bad doormat! No stock options!
So Gammons
throws cold water on the Manny trade.
Who would want him? To DH or something? He’s constantly injured, old, and he’s only borderline a guy.
Also, for those that aren’t watching MLBN, Gammons also says Lilly to the Dodgers within 30 minutes.
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The cool Snakepit.
Also
With Ted Lilly in the NL West, we have more opportunities to post this

Bad doormat! No stock options!
Hmm
this is very true. Maybe I can get behind this.
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+1
That never gets old :) Any time we see Lilly throw a hissy fit, it’s a great day :)
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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
The Padres
Just got Ryan Ludwick, in a three team deal with the Cardinals and Indians that sends Jake Westbrook to STL
Bad doormat! No stock options!
Yeah
I had no idea they were going to buy that much. Miguel Tejada doesn’t count.
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The cool Snakepit.
Lilly to LA
Lilly and Theriot for DeWitt — #Cubs to #Dodgers is done
Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it.
You know what
you just go ahead and post that as I’m typing mine. :(
Oh well. My dad liked Theriot, but at least we can now mock Lilly, as he’s now on the Axis of Evil.
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The cool Snakepit.
But Theriot is on my fantasy team...
HE BETTER PLAY DAMMIT
Time for another drink then?
http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com
Dawg
look at me, my team’s named Air Bautista and I forgot to even start him. :(
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The cool Snakepit.
Out of curiosity
Why did we trade for Church, a 31-year-old (turning 32 this year) on a one-year contract?
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The cool Snakepit.
So he's
just filler?
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In the NBA
When trades are made, an “Expiring Contract” is considered valuable, since that frees up payroll space under the salary cap when it finishes, I see that as sort of a baseball equivalent… sort of/not really
Bad doormat! No stock options!
we were lacking
an injury prone OF bat who strikes out a lot, EB has been missed
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+1
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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
do you think he'll start the rest of the season
or just come off the bench and show reynolds how to really strike out?
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
not from Jack Magruder
#Dbacks 2B Johnson was 12 for 34 against Cards this season, hit safely in all eight games they played. Just saying …
Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it.
ill get this right sometime
#Dbacks 2B Johnson was 12 for 34 against Cards this season, hit safely in all eight games they played. Just saying …
Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it.
Ok
not that big of a deal. Thanks for the update, mrx.
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The cool Snakepit.
Sorry I've not been about much
Been moving websites about. Fun, fun, fun…
"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson
Jim
Sounds like you have your work cut out for you there. No worries, as we are holding down the fort with all the trade talk
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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Aw crap.
vai @Ken_Rosenthal:
With an hour to go, quiet on #Diamondbacks’ front with LaRoche and Kelly Johnson. #MLB
How do we not deal LaRoche? This is just turrible.
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Also
via @jaysonst:
We could have a fun hour coming up. One club says volume of calls is “insane” right now. I’ve had 3 “gotta gos” in last 20 minutes! #trades
Free cool points to whoever can guess the biggest trade.
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The cool Snakepit.
... accurately, that is.
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The cool Snakepit.
Aw shucks.
now, via @dbackswriter…
#Dbacks probably done dealing before deadline. Quite a busy few days for the Snakes. #MLBTrade
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Jon Morosi reports
Three-way trade has been discussed among #Dbacks, #Giants and #Jays, sources say. #TRADES
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
Yeah
Nothing but speculation here, but still interesting.
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lolsrsly
@Buster_ESPN: Heard this: The Yankees are closing in on deal for Kerry Wood.#trades
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i still don't understand why the rays wanted qualls.
i know his era is a fluke, but how much of it is?
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
Plus
Yanks and Red Sox.
Yeah I don’t know.
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The cool Snakepit.
low risk, high reward
if he fails, he’s reasonably inexpensive and he gives them depth if he’s servicable. He’s reunited with his original pitching coach (who shoul help him if there’s something mechanical or psyche related), plus it keeps him away from the BoSox and the Yankees
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Yeah
’cause the Rays would hate to face Qualls in Yankee Stadium or Fenway. :P
But your logic makes sense. For teams that have cash to spare, why not. It’s harder for me to see things like that, mostly ‘cause we’re in the situation we’re in.
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Bet this was a flier inspired
by the Pitching coach and since the rest of their staff seems to have an idea on how to pitch, I could see it having dividends for them. Hope that DiPoto made the PTBNL based on a sliding scale on appearances…
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Were getting calls on Heils.
I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!
@SI_JonHeyman:
bq. #dbacks fielding calls on aaron heilman. they could get award as "biggest seller’’ before theyre thru
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The cool Snakepit.
Hey, Mr. Quotebox
Thanks for not working.
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The cool Snakepit.
Look up
I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!
Y'know what dawg
I SAW IT OK
;-;
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maybe Boston?
since they wanna change out their BP arms?
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Nothing new on LaRouche?
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
Just that
we’re not getting anything:
“With an hour to go, quiet on #Diamondbacks’ front with LaRoche and Kelly Johnson. #MLB”
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Hmmm. I really did expect him to get dealt
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
I think we all did.
I had absolutely no doubt he’d be gone. Maybe it’s because he sorta sucks this year. He’s the perfect deadline guy. He’s a rental, affordable contract, and we have no use with him.
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Aaaaand
Wood to the Yanks, pending league approval on the cash.
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Heilman
heilman geting calls via Heyman
Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it.
Lul this already posted twice.
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@jonmorosi: A trade of Kelly Johnson for #Dbacks is now “unlikely,” according to a source. #TRADES #MLB
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I neeed more trades dammit
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Aaaand
fourth.
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The cool Snakepit.
Heilman calls
someone only known as BC, to tell him to stop bothering him already ;)
Bad doormat! No stock options!
I got
A 3 of Spades, 2 of Clubs, A Joker, “The Tower”, and a Red 5 Uno Card.
Bad doormat! No stock options!
WAR
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@jonmorosi: Chances aren’t very good for Heilman or LaRoche trades, either, source says. #DBacks #TRADES
SUCK
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Noooooooooooooo
I hate you Dipoto.
I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!
just the local
dry cleaners, apparently his comforter is done
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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone explain this to me
I’m not saying this is bad, as I’ll admit I don’t know as much as I should about contracts…
Why don’t we just trade these guys for cheap contracts or prospects, even if we don’t get the value we should? They’re both essentially worthless to us.
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Pirates maybe on the verge of a Javier lopez deal.
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I thought it was Vasquez when I first saw it
and I was like
wait
why
what
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Well, there goes that KJ deal
@extrabaggs: CSN is reporting the Giants traded RHP Joe Martinez to the Pirates for LHP Javier Lopez.
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15 minutes left
WHY IS ADAM LAROCHE STILL A DIAMONDBACK
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I feel that this day is like that old George Carlin joke
Today the SF Giants traded Willie Mays for the entire NY Mets team and cash…..
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As an owner of Bautista in the fantasy league
@SI_JonHeyman: he was asking price for hart or bautista. interesting. RT @hankschulman J. Sanchez seen hugging Giants in dugout? Say it ain’t so
PLZNO
13 minutes.
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The cool Snakepit.
i heard
john mcdonald/scott downs for jonathan sanchez.
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
Yesplx.
Only ’cause I think Giants fans will rage.
And by that, I mean hope.
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Maybe the three-teamer is still in place?
26 minutes ago, though:
@hankschulman: Just heard Corey Hart to Giants might be resurrected at the last minute. J. Bautista/Kelly Johnson/S. Downs also in play.
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rollie fingers still has his mustache.
as does goose goddrage.
cool.
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
I wish my last name
was Goodrage.
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Less than eight minutes
until we’re like OMGWUT or WTFWHYDOWESTILLHAVELAROCHE.
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he could very easily make it past the waiver wire
so just because he doesn’t move now is no indication that he’s really staying
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I guess
but I expected it to be a foregone conclusion he’s gone today.
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Woo
@dbackswriter: #Dbacks will get Carrasco tonight, Crosby Sunday, Church Monday.
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Oh,
you.
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it takes three separate
ambulances to move them all?
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haha
rosenthal
Dotel latest name linked to #Dodgers. #MLB 2 minutes ago
morosi
#Mets not on Dotel, source says. #TRADES less than 10 seconds ago
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
This
I do not get it.
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The cool Snakepit.
Because
Dotel was linked to LA, and New York doesn’t want him?
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The cool Snakepit.
DUDE
LANGUAGE
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@Ken_Rosenthal: #Dodgers get Dotel. For Lamb and McDonald. #Pirates #MLB
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I love how
these deals go through in about two seconds.
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I'm guessing
They take longer than that, and are just announced suddenly.
Bad doormat! No stock options!
But
I can’t love that.
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but
I wanna know what love is…..
and I want you to show me…….
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Less than three minutes left.
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The cool Snakepit.
Who is Steven Wright?
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You
take that back.
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The cool Snakepit.
Seriously.
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2 minutes left. Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg
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@BNightengale: #mlb White Sox say there are done at deadline. No more deals at least not until players clear waivers
nodunn4u
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@jonmorosi: Source says #Brewers won’t make deal before deadline.
Another one gone.
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tigers acquire jim edmonds.
i dont have a source so just believe me.
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
Awesome
a ball dropping on MLBN to signify the trading deadline over.
It’s done.
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Also I was right on LaRoche not getting moved.
You owe me a free pizza.
I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!
Well guess what
I was right on Dunn not getting moved.
We’re even.
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well played sir.
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Well
that was the lamest trading deadline ever.
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At least
non-waiver.
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makes me glad we moved Snyder
before we had to pay someone to take him
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rosenthal on winners of trade deadline.
Phillies
Rangers
Padres
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
No way in that order.
Rangers, Pads, Phils in my opinion.
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For no one that saw the FP
Jim’ll be on a radio show at 1:20 to discuss the deadline.
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we just did discuss it.
how come we dont get a radio show?
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
The Man, dude.
The Man.
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Lul
Qualls looks weird in a Rays cap.
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@SI_JonHeyman: #chisox dont land dunn. they keep e. jackson.
Wonder if that was intentional. I figure it’s Plan B for them.
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Wow.
The Braves have acquired outfielder Rick Ankiel and reliever Kyle Farnsworth from the Royals, CBSSports.com has learned
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wow
#RedSox recall Dustin Richardson, Ramon Ramirez traded to Giants
Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.
This host on the radio show
is odd.
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Actually
I’d say turrible.
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Lul.
“You have Dan Hudson, Joe Saunders… Brandon Webb coming back next year…”
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Wait
that’s a dude?
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this deal isn't as good as we might think...
all we did was dump salary and pick up dj carrasco (church and crosby are useless) who’s a decent reliever, but a 7th inning type
but we might have been able to trade snyder in the winter, or perhaps to the red sox for a better reliever
Really
If the Red Sox didn’t want Snyder enough at some point in the past seven months, especially when they had their catchers on DL, I don’t think they were going to be interested in taking him later.
"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."
my how things change
wasn’t it just two years ago that Crosby was one of the prime examples of moneyball, a player that makes good contact, does all the little things to help a club win, an example of the new wave of A’s players that showed that the club was a prime example of how a small market team could compete in today’s MLB, a stats geek kinda ballplayer….and now, he’s simply just a guy.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
2004 ROY
All those writers that voted for him were “stats geeks” ????
Actually, he was never a guy that true “stats geeks” should have loved because he never walked enough to put up above avg OBP.
So I miss Snyder already
but Hester is <3
"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."
Good job
everyone, holding down the fort.
No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.
The diagram is retired with full military honours.
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
losing trades to the pirates now
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Yes
Because you can ALWAYS declare a trade a “Win” or “Loss” a few hours after it happens
Bad doormat! No stock options!
AFTER??
You mean you wait until after? I flip a coin before and run with that
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
well it was apparent
that this trade was all about trading something in order to get something
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sarc?
k. imo.
The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"
Church
Is in the middle of a one year deal IIRC. So we’d probably just let him walk after the season. Dunno about Crosby
Bad doormat! No stock options!
Baseball-reference
They have the contract and control stats of every player at the top of the player page now and info is very good.
Crosby is making 1 million this year and is a FA in 2011. Strictly roster filler….probably just someone we had to take back to get the Pirates to take Snyder
Church is ARB eligible
Church is arb eligible with one more year of control and a FA in 2012
Obviously if he doesn’t come in and hit and play well he will be a non tender candidate during the off season.
Did anyone note
that Snydes’ B-R page is sponsored by ’Hacks?
Diamondhacks sponsor(s) this page.
Crushes balls near the plate
I LOL’d.
Mr. Science Boy

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