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Deadline Deals: Snyder, Ciriaco to Pirates for three players; Qualls to Tampa for PTBNL

Alright, because there's no other stories on the main page, I'll run down the trades that've been made real quick (to my knowledge). See, kids, don't stay up late and sleep in, or else you'll miss cool deals!

Star-divide

Story on the Snyder trade can be found here at MLBTR, while the Qualls deal is also on MLBTR here.

Some other things to note; the Giants offered us Joe Martinez and another player for Kelly Johnson; we rejected the trade, according to Jon Heyman of Sports Illustrated.

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Yesssssssss.

I’m so glad to be rid of him,

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 1:59 AM EDT reply actions  

How many baseballs do you think we got?

12 or 24?

Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by PhoenixFly on Jul 31, 2010 2:06 AM EDT reply actions  

I'll set the over/under

at 18.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if we're getting anything

other than salary relief. I expect we’ll see an AAA player that hasn’t progressed to the next level in an acceptable amount of time, accompanied with a statement of “here, see if you can do anything with this guy.”

by venomfan on Jul 31, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

screw you douchebag.

I was trying to finish mine but noooooooo, you have to go and write one.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 2:08 AM EDT reply actions  

haha

its just a sentence enhancer. Also, I agree I was writing it too

Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

by PhoenixFly on Jul 31, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry for that.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

None of what he says is banned.

Frowned upon, maybe, but not banned.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

2fst4u

Also, José Bautista.

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The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

poop

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

do it

another pitcher. do it.

Go Sedona Red

by jonny-yuma on Jul 31, 2010 2:15 AM EDT reply actions  

I won't lie

with all of these arms we’re getting, the non-scientific part of my brain tells me that 4-5 years from now we’ll have a rotation and bullpen that competes for tops in the league.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

and my brain is as non-scientific as it gets.

Go Sedona Red

by jonny-yuma on Jul 31, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except

they’re gonna be ALL lefties.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

with 27 LOOGY’s, we’ll get a perfect game every time out.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless

they have to face righties…

NOOOOOO!!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooooof

Traded to the Pirates. That’s rough. I still like Snydes but he just isn’t getting it done at the plate.

by venomfan on Jul 31, 2010 2:31 AM EDT reply actions  

well not home plate

at least, I don’t think he’s thrown anyone out since his 2nd job as a bouncer at that strip club.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

OPS+ of 100.

Ballpark adjusted, that’s league average. That’s not awful for a catcher.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn..

Bummer for Snyder. Usually people get traded to playoff contenders.. He’s getting traded to a team with a worse record than us… Ah well, needed to be done. I would like ONE more to happen, LaRoche.

by ZonaBacks10 on Jul 31, 2010 2:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh Damn

How could I forget about that one. Thanks!

by ZonaBacks10 on Jul 31, 2010 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rays are interested in Qualls.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

We know.

So are the Mets, supposedly.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then you must be psychic

’cause the tweet just went up in the last ten minutes about them being “seriously interested.”

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The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

All fluctuating rumors, I guess. I ignore the ones where teams simply have a player pass their mind, but if the Rays were going after Qualls hard before, my apologies to the chef.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gambo reports Qualls just got traded to Tampa for a PTBNL

"I don't lift weights because they are heavy, and I don't run because it makes me tired." - Charles Barkley
TURRIBLE!

by Jaxis on Jul 31, 2010 3:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Job security

for Heilman.

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heils

should be traded, and I believe he will be.

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The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Personally

I want Heilman to stay if possible. I am shocked they aren’t trying to move Vasquez or Gutierrez

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not

Those seem to be the two guys with potential in the pen (Gut has shown flashes of competence lately) and IIRC they’re under control for awhile so….

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

reclamation projects

young enough to counce back and have enough stuff to make it worth the effort. Heilman gets by on experience and guile, while not rare I do believe those are underrated attributes.

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't think about that

I like them both, don’t get me wrong. We’ll see what happens to the bullpen.

DJ Carrasco…wasn’t he with the Sidewinders a few seasons ago?

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, he was a SP for the Sidewinders in 2007.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he sounded familiar

And matter of fact I believe he’s in the Sidewinders team set I have from a few seasons ago. Just wanted to make sure I was right about this :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a .....

peanut butter, nougat and linguini sandwich….hopefully the bread’s not moldy

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

So

odds of Qualls doing well facing the Red Sox and Yankees? I mean, sure, his peripherals suggest his ERA should drop, but…

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The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:17 AM EDT reply actions  

The Diamondbacks offered second baseman Kelly Johnson to the Cubs for Ryan Theriot and lefty James Russell in return, writes ESPNChicago.com’s Bruce Levine.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 AM EDT reply actions  

That

is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard. The hell is wrong with our FO?

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two guys

1 year/$2.35M: .274 / .363 / .492 (OPS+ 119)

1 year/$2.60M: .285 / .321 / .329 (OPS+ 70)

Which one would you want?

Obviously, there are more stats to be had, but if this Bruce Levine fellow is right, then I don’t even know what’s going through DiPoto’s mind.

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The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

THE CUBS HAVE MORE WINS THAN THE DBACKS

THERIOT HAS WON MORE GAMES

WE NEED THIS KIND OF WINNINGNESS

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

isn't Theriot

just like Eckstein, w/o the fiery?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

:D

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Jul 31, 2010 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

THE RIOT

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Supposedly

Theriot must be a hot commodity if 3 teams in the National league are after him…Us, Rockies, and the Dodgers

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

LA has had enough of THE RIOTing in its past.

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

True...

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll say it again

never underestimate the power of stupid

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just ask Ron White about that

You Can’t Fix Stupid!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Us, Rockies, and Dodgers

Are also 5th, 4th, and 3rd in the NL west, respectively

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We all

are also in cities that have a Pac-12 team.

COINCIDENCE????

I. THINK. NOT.

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

really know where I was going with that one.

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

Denver doesn’t, technically

OR. DO. THEY?

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

then Phoenix doesn’t technically, either, but I’ll consider Boulder as part of Denver cos I ain’t give a whip about that place and it’s all the same to me.

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find that one

to be a bit of a reach unless some investment property was included.

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I’m an idiot and skipped over Russell. Ok, not as bad as I thought, but I’m still not loving it at all.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

offered doesn't mean

traded tho….does it?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

seems like a lot

just to obtain a LHP bullpen arm……unless they believe that they can flip Theriot (although why he’s such a hot commodoty, I have NFI)

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

at least there's one thing

DiPoto is nothing short of decisive for cutting loose folks that have been “underperforming”. Yes he may have well “sold low” on Haren, but if Synder and Qualls are also gone it’s gonna help remove the “aura of suckage” that has enveloped the ballclub. Maybe they won’t play any better, but it sure won’t be for a lack of trying to clean house.

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't like how they tasked an "interim" gm to handle our deadline moves.

This tells me that the FO is set on having DiPoto as a GM, they just don’t want to make the natives restless yet.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

It certainly

would make sense.

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The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've actually been quite pleased

With his work thus far. Will wake up in the morning to see the final details of the final trades.

by ZonaBacks10 on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

well in a way

this is his “audition” and if he’s been given marching orders to dump payroll and get the most that he can to restock the system, well apparently he’s going after it, despite the volatility of the markettplace.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bye bye Qualls.

Good riddance.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31

by Jdub220 on Jul 31, 2010 10:38 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like we're getting

Church, Crosby, and Carrasco back… not a fan…. I’d rather have some fringe prospects.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 31, 2010 10:59 AM EDT reply actions  

We also get Carrasco in the Snyder deal.

Pretty decent reliever under control through 2012.

So it’s Crosby, Church, Carrasco for Snyder and a minor leaguer.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31

by Jdub220 on Jul 31, 2010 11:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Seems like

a lot to give up for Snydes.

Not that I’m complaining

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Crosby and Church aren't very good.

But Carrasco is alright. Seems pretty even to me. Snyder has above average bat for the catcher’s spot. That has to be worth something.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31

by Jdub220 on Jul 31, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jim,

DBBP is showing that malware message again. :’(
Damn ads…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31

by Jdub220 on Jul 31, 2010 11:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Aaaand

it’s doing it again. I hate you, stupid, evil ads.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31

by Jdub220 on Jul 31, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Longtime Pirates fan here,

and I just came on here to see what you guys had to say about this trade on your end. Seems to be the same stuff we are saying about Crosby and Church!

To be honest, Church is absolutely terrible (wait til you see him repeatedly strike out swinging at balls that almost hit his left foot!), and Crosby isn’t much better (he has potential to be better, but he sure as hell didn’t show it in Pitt). Carrasco, however, is a pretty solid reliever, and I’m sad to see him go.

by bluecheer on Jul 31, 2010 12:02 PM EDT reply actions  

hmmmm

means Church will fit right in with the DBacks………..

Professional Lurker... if you see this, there may be a problem..

by GuruB on Jul 31, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's

getting paid $10 mil a year?

No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.

by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He

Had his own annoying TV show in Pitt?

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He

Had someone just murder a comedy pyramid?

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

Church and Mark Reynolds will have to have a Highlander-like Strikeout king battle then.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys got a good catcher in Snyder.

He is a shadow of what he was a couple of years ago, but still pretty decent.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

Snyder is still tops defensively, but Montero has passed him.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 31, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um

Snyder hasn’t been that great defensively in recent times.

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

But but but

ERRORLESS STREAK!

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ERORRRRRRRRRRRZ

Wait, you’d think DiPoto would have held on to him?

“We just need a guy who knows how to not make errors. We’re trying to build an errorless environment here.”

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

thus announcing the franchise's new focus

on providing exact change from your concession staff

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

THANK GD

And maybe they could figure out how to make the lines move faster.

No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.

by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoot

People who’ve been waiting in line a good time but still have to take five minutes to decide what they’ll order when they get to the front?

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

they should be shot.

If we’re ever allowed to have a Q&A at a Snakepitfest again, I want to ask why the food servers at Chase are always so incompetent. It shouldn’t take 5 minutes to get a hot dog when you’re at the front of the line. Whataburger is quicker!

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

They have to kill the pig first, and it’s greasy

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because a good majority of them

May have never held a real job and concessions are all they may know

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

In that case,

if concessions is all they know, they should have developed some quickness at their job.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 31, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen to that!

I worked concessions at Phoenix Muni during ST of 2005 and we were quick and efficient

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony Abreu

sweats nervously

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

but, but, but...

he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread! He’s the savior of the franchise, a perennial bench player worth giving up a front line starting pitcher for! What dose he have to be nervous about?

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 31, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We

should trade him to the Padres for Jon Garland.

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a pretty good chance

That the trade already happened and bluecheer is not Neal Huntington

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

what if he WAS Neal Huntington???

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then

I’d suggest that Evan Meek for a shiny rock was a great idea.

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends

is it shiny on both sides?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doumit has thrown out runners exactly 4 times this season,

if that tells you what we’re currently working with.

You guys should check out http://www.bucsdugout.com if you want more info on any of this, or just want to see how excited Pirates fans are about getting rid of Crosby and Church. And let me tell you, when Pirates fans are actually excited about something… wow. At least you got Carrasco though! He’s a good reliever.

by bluecheer on Jul 31, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad you're

excited, but we’re just as excited to not have Synder on the payroll.

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I'm aware. I think both teams were throwing out the trash, so to speak.

It makes room in our field for better guys already in our system, though, and is a moderate catcher upgrade. Carrasco will do excellent for you guys, I’m sure. I’m seriously bummed to see him go. He’s a really good guy, too.

by bluecheer on Jul 31, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

change of venue trade

bright new horizons and all of that, just make sure Carrasco has his documents in order ;-)

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZING!

Literally “lol’ed” at that one.

by bluecheer on Jul 31, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want Crosby here

That dude can NEVER stay healthy! He’s another team jumper

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He will

Also try to beat people up in Spring Training. That’s a plus

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's great

if you ever need a bar fight.

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Nother Bucs fan checking out your reaction

to the teams trading a bucket o’ balls for a bag o’ balls

What can you tell us about the SS prospect?

The best piece you got out of this was Carrasco, who’s been solid in long relief.

Why don't you knock it off with them negative vibes?!

by Trogluddite on Jul 31, 2010 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Not cessinarily

YOU were just faster…. ;-)

Why don't you knock it off with them negative vibes?!

by Trogluddite on Jul 31, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

its a swap meet transaction

we’re giving you golf clubs for winter use and you’re trading us scuba gear designed for desert use

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, now

there’s enough of us to go around for both of you.

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ciriaco

cannot hit to save his life. Not even in the hitter heaven that is Reno. He has a really good glove, though.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31

by Jdub220 on Jul 31, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sucks,

because that sounds pretty close to Cedeno, our current SS. Although he’s hitting better lately.

by bluecheer on Jul 31, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe that implies that you guys

have a nibble on Cedeno if you’ve just traded for his “heir apparent” ;-)

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cedeno

could outhit Ciriaco any day of the week. Seriously, it’s that bad.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 31

by Jdub220 on Jul 31, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know how much money is changing hands?

It kind of sounds like Arizona may be paying Snyder to play in P’burgh

Why don't you knock it off with them negative vibes?!

by Trogluddite on Jul 31, 2010 12:26 PM EDT reply actions  

and he's worth every penny

because I doubt dollars should be involved.

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry f/the delayed response Computer problems...

Anyway – MLB Trade Rumors reports that Arizona is sending $$ to P’burgh and that MLB has to approve the trade because of that. In a way, it doesn’t make sense for us to add another overpaid, underperforming catcher since we have Doumit.

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by Trogluddite on Jul 31, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's my concern as well.

I think this is basically a move to clear the field a bit for guys already in the organization to come up. That was my initial thought anyway.

by bluecheer on Jul 31, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 mil of the 6.5 left on Snyder’s deal via Gambo

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by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is okay for us, but

Doumit must be going somewhere….we owe him a bunch, he’s been hurt, bad defense, and not hitting for power (except against the Brewers’ closer)

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by Trogluddite on Jul 31, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnson next?

 Giants In Talks For Kelly Johnson http://bit.ly/aH3aBV

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by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

dbacks rejected #sfgiants offer of joe martinez plus another for kelly johnson. cant blame arizona there. via Heyman

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by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gambo was on at 9am and

said no, we will hang on to KJ unless we get a screamin deal. If anyone else goes, it would be LaRoche.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

KJ needs to stay!

can someone enlighten me as to why are they shopping KJ…hes a consistent fairly cheap everyday position player and in control thru 11.

by LEDOUX on Jul 31, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

They’re shopping him because we won’t sign him for 2012, and we’ve already given up on 2011. Prospects, baby!!!

by Craig from Az on Jul 31, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounded to me like

we were NOT shopping KJ around. did you hear/read something different?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

we at least entertained an offer from San Francisco, but I dunno if it was more of a “yo dipoto wuddup, imma give you these guys” and he was like “lolno”, or if we told them what we wanted back, etc.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

TTFN - thanx for the insights

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by Trogluddite on Jul 31, 2010 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

White Sox

looking to get Manny or Adam Dunn, possibly shipping Edwin Jackson to either for another bopper.

Anyone else excited to face Jackson within the NL West?

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

not half as excited

as I am with the thought of getting Manny OUT of the NL West.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

A few seasons too late

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

a day late

and a dollar short

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Less

than 3 hours to go for the trade deadline. Who will be left? And what will be left of them?

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 1:09 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds like a country song on KNIX

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Along with “Daddy’s Baby Girl” LOL

For all those Brown Hand Center commercial haters (like myself) you’ve got to hear the song about that…it’s pretty funny

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

jajajajaja

goodbye testicles. you toughness will be missed.

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 1:22 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

espn says DelCarmen is in play from the BoSox

perhaps a straight up swap for Heilman?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Maaaaaaan

Keep waking up late n’ shiz. Oh, well, LaRoche still has to go, and Heilman and KJ are both in play.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions  

EVERYTHING MUST GO!

WITH PRICES THIS LOW YOU’D HAVE TO BE A CRIMINALLY INSANE SOCIOPATH TO NOT GO FOR THEM!

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Gammons

throws cold water on the Manny trade.

Who would want him? To DH or something? He’s constantly injured, old, and he’s only borderline a guy.

Also, for those that aren’t watching MLBN, Gammons also says Lilly to the Dodgers within 30 minutes.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

According to Jayson Stark

Theriot also going to LA

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

With Ted Lilly in the NL West, we have more opportunities to post this

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

this is very true. Maybe I can get behind this.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

That never gets old :) Any time we see Lilly throw a hissy fit, it’s a great day :)

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Padres

Just got Ryan Ludwick, in a three team deal with the Cardinals and Indians that sends Jake Westbrook to STL

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

I had no idea they were going to buy that much. Miguel Tejada doesn’t count.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lilly to LA

Lilly and Theriot for DeWitt — #Cubs to #Dodgers is done

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by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

You know what

you just go ahead and post that as I’m typing mine. :(

Oh well. My dad liked Theriot, but at least we can now mock Lilly, as he’s now on the Axis of Evil.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Theriot is on my fantasy team...

HE BETTER PLAY DAMMIT

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Jul 31, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dawg

look at me, my team’s named Air Bautista and I forgot to even start him. :(

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Out of curiosity

Why did we trade for Church, a 31-year-old (turning 32 this year) on a one-year contract?

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Salary dump

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he's

just filler?

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the NBA

When trades are made, an “Expiring Contract” is considered valuable, since that frees up payroll space under the salary cap when it finishes, I see that as sort of a baseball equivalent… sort of/not really

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

we were lacking

an injury prone OF bat who strikes out a lot, EB has been missed

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you think he'll start the rest of the season

or just come off the bench and show reynolds how to really strike out?

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

not from Jack Magruder

#Dbacks 2B Johnson was 12 for 34 against Cards this season, hit safely in all eight games they played. Just saying …

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by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 2:09 PM EDT reply actions  

that should be note

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by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ill get this right sometime

#Dbacks 2B Johnson was 12 for 34 against Cards this season, hit safely in all eight games they played. Just saying …

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by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

didn’t see the message anymore

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by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

not that big of a deal. Thanks for the update, mrx.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry I've not been about much

Been moving websites about. Fun, fun, fun…

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 31, 2010 2:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim

Sounds like you have your work cut out for you there. No worries, as we are holding down the fort with all the trade talk

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 31, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

bye bye qualls

and snyder. both good deals for the dbacks

by dbacks4life on Jul 31, 2010 2:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw crap.

vai @Ken_Rosenthal:

With an hour to go, quiet on #Diamondbacks’ front with LaRoche and Kelly Johnson. #MLB

How do we not deal LaRoche? This is just turrible.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:03 PM EDT reply actions  

i think he can be a waiver pick up for someone

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by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

via @jaysonst:

We could have a fun hour coming up. One club says volume of calls is “insane” right now. I’ve had 3 “gotta gos” in last 20 minutes! #trades

Free cool points to whoever can guess the biggest trade.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions  

... accurately, that is.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw shucks.

 now, via @dbackswriter…

#Dbacks probably done dealing before deadline. Quite a busy few days for the Snakes. #MLBTrade

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Morosi reports

Three-way trade has been discussed among #Dbacks, #Giants and #Jays, sources say. #TRADES

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Nothing but speculation here, but still interesting.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolsrsly

 @Buster_ESPN: Heard this: The Yankees are closing in on deal for Kerry Wood.#trades

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

i still don't understand why the rays wanted qualls.

i know his era is a fluke, but how much of it is?

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Plus

Yanks and Red Sox.

Yeah I don’t know.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

low risk, high reward

if he fails, he’s reasonably inexpensive and he gives them depth if he’s servicable. He’s reunited with his original pitching coach (who shoul help him if there’s something mechanical or psyche related), plus it keeps him away from the BoSox and the Yankees

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

’cause the Rays would hate to face Qualls in Yankee Stadium or Fenway. :P

But your logic makes sense. For teams that have cash to spare, why not. It’s harder for me to see things like that, mostly ‘cause we’re in the situation we’re in.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bet this was a flier inspired

by the Pitching coach and since the rest of their staff seems to have an idea on how to pitch, I could see it having dividends for them. Hope that DiPoto made the PTBNL based on a sliding scale on appearances…

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were getting calls on Heils.

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by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

@SI_JonHeyman:
 
bq. #dbacks fielding calls on aaron heilman. they could get award as "biggest seller’’ before theyre thru

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Mr. Quotebox

Thanks for not working.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Look up

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by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y'know what dawg

I SAW IT OK

;-;

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe Boston?

since they wanna change out their BP arms?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing new on LaRouche?

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by Turambar on Jul 31, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Just that

we’re not getting anything:

“With an hour to go, quiet on #Diamondbacks’ front with LaRoche and Kelly Johnson. #MLB”

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. I really did expect him to get dealt

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by Turambar on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we all did.

I had absolutely no doubt he’d be gone. Maybe it’s because he sorta sucks this year. He’s the perfect deadline guy. He’s a rental, affordable contract, and we have no use with him.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaand

Wood to the Yanks, pending league approval on the cash.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Heilman

heilman geting calls via Heyman

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by misterx1978 on Jul 31, 2010 3:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Lul this already posted twice.

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by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

@jonmorosi: A trade of Kelly Johnson for #Dbacks is now “unlikely,” according to a source. #TRADES #MLB

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I neeed more trades dammit

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by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

heilman getting calls

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaaand

fourth.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

heilman

calls

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heilman calls

someone only known as BC, to tell him to stop bothering him already ;)

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

DBacks go all in

I got 9 high, what you got?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got

A 3 of Spades, 2 of Clubs, A Joker, “The Tower”, and a Red 5 Uno Card.

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a hand

you should doubledown with…..

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go fish

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAR

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

HUH GOOD GOD Y'ALL!

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is he good for?

absolutely Nuthin’!

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn!

Got the Old Maid!

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nearly a Double Onion

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

@jonmorosi: Chances aren’t very good for Heilman or LaRoche trades, either, source says. #DBacks #TRADES

SUCK

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Noooooooooooooo

I hate you Dipoto.

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by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

but heilman was getting calls...

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

just the local

dry cleaners, apparently his comforter is done

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lolllllllllz

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone explain this to me

I’m not saying this is bad, as I’ll admit I don’t know as much as I should about contracts…

Why don’t we just trade these guys for cheap contracts or prospects, even if we don’t get the value we should? They’re both essentially worthless to us.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates maybe on the verge of a Javier lopez deal.

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by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

How many catchers do they need!?

/wrong Javier Lopez joke

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was Vasquez when I first saw it

and I was like

wait
why
what

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, there goes that KJ deal

@extrabaggs: CSN is reporting the Giants traded RHP Joe Martinez to the Pirates for LHP Javier Lopez.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

15 minutes left

WHY IS ADAM LAROCHE STILL A DIAMONDBACK

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel that this day is like that old George Carlin joke

Today the SF Giants traded Willie Mays for the entire NY Mets team and cash…..

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

As an owner of Bautista in the fantasy league

@SI_JonHeyman: he was asking price for hart or bautista. interesting. RT @hankschulman J. Sanchez seen hugging Giants in dugout? Say it ain’t so

PLZNO

13 minutes.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

i heard

john mcdonald/scott downs for jonathan sanchez.

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Yesplx.

Only ’cause I think Giants fans will rage.

And by that, I mean hope.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe the three-teamer is still in place?

26 minutes ago, though:

  
@hankschulman: Just heard Corey Hart to Giants might be resurrected at the last minute. J. Bautista/Kelly Johnson/S. Downs also in play.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

rollie fingers still has his mustache.

as does goose goddrage.
cool.

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish my last name

was Goodrage.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

minor details

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Less than eight minutes

until we’re like OMGWUT or WTFWHYDOWESTILLHAVELAROCHE.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

he could very easily make it past the waiver wire

so just because he doesn’t move now is no indication that he’s really staying

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess

but I expected it to be a foregone conclusion he’s gone today.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo

@dbackswriter: #Dbacks will get Carrasco tonight, Crosby Sunday, Church Monday.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

That seems

to be in the wrong order

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh,

you.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it takes three separate

ambulances to move them all?

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

rosenthal
Dotel latest name linked to #Dodgers. #MLB 2 minutes ago

morosi
#Mets not on Dotel, source says. #TRADES less than 10 seconds ago

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This

I do not get it.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ken Rosenthal

Is a wrongy mcwrongpants

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

Dotel was linked to LA, and New York doesn’t want him?

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess

I just go with the flow, man

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh poop.

my bad.

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE

LANGUAGE

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

@Ken_Rosenthal: #Dodgers get Dotel. For Lamb and McDonald. #Pirates #MLB

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I love how

these deals go through in about two seconds.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing

They take longer than that, and are just announced suddenly.

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

I can’t love that.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

but

I wanna know what love is…..

and I want you to show me…….

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Less than three minutes left.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

This is exciting. whee

/said in a steven wright voice

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is Steven Wright?

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by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You

take that back.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

google exists for a reason

use it ;-)

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

Kids these days.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 minutes left. Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg

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by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

@BNightengale: #mlb White Sox say there are done at deadline. No more deals at least not until players clear waivers

nodunn4u

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

@jonmorosi: Source says #Brewers won’t make deal before deadline.

Another one gone.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

tigers acquire jim edmonds.

i dont have a source so just believe me.

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome

a ball dropping on MLBN to signify the trading deadline over.

It’s done.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Also I was right on LaRoche not getting moved.

You owe me a free pizza.

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by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well guess what

I was right on Dunn not getting moved.

We’re even.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

well played sir.

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by BattleMoses on Jul 31, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

that was the lamest trading deadline ever.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

At least

non-waiver.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

makes me glad we moved Snyder

before we had to pay someone to take him

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

rosenthal on winners of trade deadline.

Phillies
Rangers
Padres

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

No way in that order.

Rangers, Pads, Phils in my opinion.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

For no one that saw the FP

Jim’ll be on a radio show at 1:20 to discuss the deadline.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

we just did discuss it.

how come we dont get a radio show?

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Man, dude.

The Man.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lul

Qualls looks weird in a Rays cap.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

@SI_JonHeyman: #chisox dont land dunn. they keep e. jackson.
Wonder if that was intentional. I figure it’s Plan B for them.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

The Braves have acquired outfielder Rick Ankiel and reliever Kyle Farnsworth from the Royals, CBSSports.com has learned

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

#RedSox recall Dustin Richardson, Ramon Ramirez traded to Giants

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by blank_38 on Jul 31, 2010 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Berkman in pinstripes

Thought Id never see this day…weird

Maybe you should put HER in charge!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 31, 2010 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

This host on the radio show

is odd.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually

I’d say turrible.

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lul.

“You have Dan Hudson, Joe Saunders… Brandon Webb coming back next year…”

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to say

14 years-old.

"It's a fez. I'm wearing a fez now. Fezes are cool."

by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

that’s a dude?

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by Wailord on Jul 31, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

this deal isn't as good as we might think...

all we did was dump salary and pick up dj carrasco (church and crosby are useless) who’s a decent reliever, but a 7th inning type

but we might have been able to trade snyder in the winter, or perhaps to the red sox for a better reliever

by blue bulldog on Jul 31, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Really

If the Red Sox didn’t want Snyder enough at some point in the past seven months, especially when they had their catchers on DL, I don’t think they were going to be interested in taking him later.

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by kishi on Jul 31, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

my how things change

wasn’t it just two years ago that Crosby was one of the prime examples of moneyball, a player that makes good contact, does all the little things to help a club win, an example of the new wave of A’s players that showed that the club was a prime example of how a small market team could compete in today’s MLB, a stats geek kinda ballplayer….and now, he’s simply just a guy.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

2004 ROY

All those writers that voted for him were “stats geeks” ????

Actually, he was never a guy that true “stats geeks” should have loved because he never walked enough to put up above avg OBP.

by shoewizard on Jul 31, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I miss Snyder already

but Hester is <3

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jul 31, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh yes

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 31, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good job

everyone, holding down the fort.

No crying in the Snakepit. That's what your apartment is for.

by soco on Jul 31, 2010 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

losing trades to the pirates now

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Because you can ALWAYS declare a trade a “Win” or “Loss” a few hours after it happens

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can

if it involves Haren, I guess.

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by soco on Jul 31, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

AFTER??

You mean you wait until after? I flip a coin before and run with that

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 31, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

well it was apparent

that this trade was all about trading something in order to get something

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by piratedan7 on Jul 31, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

In the future it will help us have more runs than the other team after 9 innings, which is one of the keys to winning at the baseball

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

sarc?

k. imo.

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS - "I tried to convince them that what they were doing was an aberration, an imbecility, a stupidity without name"

by marionette on Jul 31, 2010 6:08 PM EDT reply actions  

so are we going to keep Crosby and Church or just release them

by txzona on Jul 31, 2010 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Church

Is in the middle of a one year deal IIRC. So we’d probably just let him walk after the season. Dunno about Crosby

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by Clefo on Jul 31, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

to bad the coyotes did not get Crosby from Pittsburgh

by txzona on Jul 31, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Baseball-reference

They have the contract and control stats of every player at the top of the player page now and info is very good.

Crosby is making 1 million this year and is a FA in 2011. Strictly roster filler….probably just someone we had to take back to get the Pirates to take Snyder

by shoewizard on Jul 31, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Church is ARB eligible

Church is arb eligible with one more year of control and a FA in 2012

Obviously if he doesn’t come in and hit and play well he will be a non tender candidate during the off season.

by shoewizard on Jul 31, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone note

that Snydes’ B-R page is sponsored by ’Hacks?

Diamondhacks sponsor(s) this page.

Crushes balls near the plate

I LOL’d.

Mr. Science Boy

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