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Gameday Thread, #97: 7/23 vs. Giants

San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jul 23, 2010 9:40 PM EDT


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Jonathan Sanchez
LHP, 7-6, 3.42

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Edwin Jackson
RHP, 6-8, 4.96

Jody Jackson tweeted, "Clubhouse prankster took Haren's name off locker n cleaned it out." I think it's safe to say that the media focus of tonight's game may not entirely be on the contest between the lines, with the rumors circulating at an ever-increasing pitch regarding Dan Haren's trade, and possible destinations. It promises to be an interesting weekend: maybe I should just prepare a "Dan Haren traded" story, and just fill in the blanks as appropriate. But there is still baseball to be played...

Star-divide

Seems that everyone has got distracted, and no-one has actually bothered to post a line-up at this point. There will be nine non-Harens taking the field for the Diamondbacks. That's all I got. Things don't exactly promise to get any easier for the Arizona hitters this evening, after getting shutout by the San Francisco pitchers last night. Sanchez allowed two hits in five innings last time he faced the Diamondbacks, and in his past three starts against us, is 3-0 with a 3.38 ERA in that time. However, he didn't get through six frames in any of those games, and walked seven batters in 16 innings, so that may be a chance there.

Jackson faced the Giants at the end of May, but got what we should probably call a "Lopez Loss", after last night. He allowed three runs over seven innings, but got no run support at all, with Arizona being shutout. Last night was the Diamondbacks 44th quality start of the season - the team still has a losing record in these, being 21-23 - mostly because in 18 of those games, the offense has scored two runs or less. We'll see if we can get a tally mark on the right side of the scale tonight.

Hey, I'm back on the recap... I think, if I'm reading 'charmer's Recap Flow Chart right, anyway... It's Friday, 'charmer has plans, but my ennui appears to be in check. Mrs. SnakePit is getting take out from Pei Wei, so I'll be chowing down on that, then watching the game as I write my review of Inception. Hey, maybe this 2010 season is all a dream? Now, where did I put my totem...

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Go get 'em DBACKS!

Hmmmm….wonder how Haren liked (or disliked) the locker room prank…

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 23, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

OH, please.

DON’T trade Haren. Please. Don’t.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed!

I shudder at the thought of Danny in Yankee pinstripes!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 23, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi!

since it’s a Giants game, I wont be here much.
But….Singles nite? Any single women looking for an over 50 lazy hippie with bad teeth and a good heart?

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

Where are you going?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

elsewhere.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

To that other place?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm after a lazy 50+ year old with good teeth and a bad heart.

could make his last 6 months very happy if exciting.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a doctor

nor do I play one on TV, but I think he’s got more than 6 months left…

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,pygalia was not on my rich-man -to-kill-with-vigorous-sex-list.

he’s too nice.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

I feel better now!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

I like to think I’m nice.
I’m certainly not rich.
But I’d try to survive the “vigorous sex” part.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh, this conversation with the people

at Singles Night is SO AWKWARD.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

They certainly have the flavor of any given singles night

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l61g7vPDsO1qcg3vgo1_500.jpg

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by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW

having met you, I think I can share that with you.
Others may be offended.

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by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't offend me with that either

I have seen FAR worse!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

It gets the official SnakePit stamp of non-offense.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you insist...

.. Hey baby., you like…. air conditioning filters?

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That pretty much sums it up!

I liked how they said they’d come back and see if there had been any “love connections” made. Um, I don’t think that’s what people (particularly that woman who was there with HER MOM!!!???) were there for.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was especially amused

By the way no-one wanted to admit being there. They were all “wing-men” or whatever…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that didn't last long

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

completely floored by my Yankees fan friend

I told him of the rumor with Haren, Joba/Nova/McAllister

and he proceeds to claim that Haren is washed up, Joba’s best years are behind him (Two months ago he would have told you he was the next Roger Clemens) Nova is “supposed to be good”.

I nearly shit. I just don’t know how to respond to that.

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by JustAJ on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Cause Yankee fans have so much perspective.

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly

I just, I’m speechless. I literally have nothing to say to that but “you’re an idiot”

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by JustAJ on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Hard to take a guy who says guys in their 20s are “Washed up”

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best thing to say there is:

“Oh, okay. Interesting points.” and then ignore him.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

KJ!

You magnificant bastard!

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

this

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

KJ HR!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

LaDouble!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm

No ZOMGSanchez tonight, so far.

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay. LaRoche

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

The crowd was antsy

but JUp made the right decision to stop at third.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Mark!!

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure everybody will be interested in this.

It was on my “news feed” on yahoo.

http://shine.yahoo.com/event/haven/take-a-sneak-peek-inside-tommy-hilfigers-apartment-2040002/

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

crickets

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,it's true

you can’t BUY good taste.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I appreciated the comment

that it has a “cozy feel”. Yeah, that looks cozy.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cozy

In a “I’m dying of consumption in a French brothel” kind of way.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Your tiny hand is frozen.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soon as they held up Upton at third

I had a horrible sinking feeling that we weren’t going to score. If Chip Hale was the human windmill, what’s Joel Youngblood – the human speedbump?

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Never

A nice middle ground.

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's just like Porter.

He stops pretty much everybody.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have just had a technological eureka moment

And connected the iPod to the TV for video viewing purposes. Bwah-ha-hah!

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

You watch TV on your IPod?

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

I think he’s watching video on his iPod.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Can load files onto my iPod, then watch them on the TV. Quality is surprisingly good.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo

DP!

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nicely done by Kennedy

Escaping without any damage.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Jackson

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by JustAJ on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jackson

Wrong Last Name of President On Currency

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Him too

We need to get Trot Nixon aboard too…

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

An All-President team… Let me thing about that. Suggestions?

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Going by last names...

Joe Carter
Dave Bush
Mark Grant
Josh McKinley

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Johnson

Brad Lincoln

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by JustAJ on Jul 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

comment padding

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by JustAJ on Jul 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

bubble wrap

http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Warning about the margin

Get it in early, I always say.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Water Margin was awesome

random comment

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's this margin stuff?

confused

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some silliness going on.

That’s all. They’re far away from margin warnings.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

I see people calling MARGIN every so often is why i wonder

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

When replying gets the comments over to the right side

one of the mods calls margin. But today was joking.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Step by step; inch by inch .....

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh okay

Now I understand

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 24, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get it!

comment padding!

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by JustAJ on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec

of snarky response to comment padding

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by JustAJ on Jul 23, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

pop...pop...pop..poppoppop

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is this

comment padding you speak of? I’ve never heard of it.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me either

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's to stop the words getting bruised in transit.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim,

did Mrs. Snakepit ever translate that ad with the football commentator doing the chess game?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

However, you’re now going to ask me if I remember what it meant, aren’t you… :-(

I’ll see if I can get her on it again, and write it down this time…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sanchez be mad

that KJ hit a HR off of him.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

this

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, sure. It was an "accident"

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Johnson picked off

Two outs.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch

Mental sleepage from Johnson.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

A sure fire way to win, if you're playing the D'Backs:

Let them get on base. Then they have no clue what to do.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

It's like

The baseball equivalent of Launchpad McQuack

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit streak

+1

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

do i dare ask the score?

Yeah, I could go to ESPN, but I’m already here.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

1-1

Solo shots have been traded

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-1

Bottom of the third. Two outs. Upton on first.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-1

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm... That stat just quoted by Sutton

Would appear to have come straight from the game intro…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

[My intro, I mean]

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is it about being on the front of a jersey

That makes ’San Fransisco" look like it has way too many letters? The only thing that could possibly be longer would be playing for the Eyjafjallajökull Ash Clouds.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 23, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Bless you

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've looked at clouds from both sides now.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

From up and down?

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 23, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And still somehow

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, it's life's illusions I recall.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really don't know clouds at all.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hang on, you live in Brita...

Oh, I see what you did there…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Internet!!!

Iiiinnnttteeerrrnneeettt!

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Jul 23, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

W00t!

Welcome back to the 21st century!

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome back Sprankton

:)

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't touch it!

It’s not like us!

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by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

poo

run scores

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark walKs

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

so does Drew :)

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snyder pops up

Two outs.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 23, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Two on. Two out. Whiff three. Same as usual.

Arg.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And nuthing doing.

Eight strikeouts through four innings.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Jackson pitching well, but...

The offense is looking as weak as it has for a while now…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Give them Marmite sandwiches.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is Marmite?

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it divides the nation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least we're getting walks.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

KJ,

you’re my hero.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Aargh

Another ground-rule double that robs us of a run.,

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRoche

make me love you

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

LaWalk

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

well,like will do

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Salmon, smoked gouda, and IPA go well together.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on,

MR.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0...

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

3-1

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 23, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-2

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit hard, but foul.

3-2

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk him!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

NO WAY!

A strikeout? WHAT A SHOCK

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Reynolds

K

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

but he tried, hung on

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spit.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

This has fail

written all over it.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

in crayon.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said...

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

he tried

wasn’t a cheap out

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-2...

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

There's a shocker

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do we even allow ourselves to hope?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

because despair is the soul killer

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

poo

hr

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll Huff, and I’ll Huff, and I’ll blow your house down.
(sorry)

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep,

homerun. We fail, they take advantage.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

And now the Giants score again

Sheesh.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait a minute,

I thought MadBum was starting this game…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

A Drew-p single.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

surely this time we score?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

That isn't

the Diamondback way.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

A change is as good as a rest?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listening to the game on the way to the theatre

Was stopped at a traffic light when Ryal struck out with the bases loaded. Flailed in a banner befitting Kermit the frog. Woman in car next to mine gives me funny look

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright,

well, I’m out.
CY, you better not fail.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 23, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

No, Edwin Jackson didn't

“let his offense down.” His offense let HIM down. The guy is the pitcher — it’s not his job to score runs.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 23, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Finally home.

Let’s go KJ.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Cy stealing :-)

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah CY!

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 23, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

deuces wild

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

weird things happen

2on,2out ,2-2

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

TIE GAME TIE GAME TIE GAME

KELLY JOHNSON TRIPLE!

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

KJ!!!!!!

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 23, 2010 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

[And welcome]

By the way…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kelly Johnson

YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 23, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

2 out walk

bases loaded. ::crosses fingers::

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 23, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

JUp

woo,woo,woo,woo
stayin’ alive,stayin’ alive

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Find it strange...

How other managers pull a pitcher when he is struggling…what the heck is that!!??

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 23, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a mystery

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have the advantage

Of having other bullpen pitchers who are not struggling…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 23, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live LaRoche

it’s official

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

We all live

In a LaRochy Submarine…

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 24, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Living LaRocha Loca?

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Swing Low

Sweet LaRocha. . .

Give me the ball.

by NASCARbernet on Jul 24, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Damn.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

I still think

I should get free fish and chips for my overseas loyalty.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 24, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

sigh,have to do it

TWSS

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

Probably the oddest story about Dan Haren yet…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 24, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like we got hosed by the umpire

Still, should have made the play and not brought the umpire into it.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

GUH.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

wow...just..wow

Sorry, I got nothing else.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

froompiece:-(

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 24, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I refer you to my signature.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

And still no outs.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 24, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Argh

Stupid badger-fornicating Diamonbacks….

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 24, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Do you think?

I can fly to San Fran tomorrow and get free tacos????

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

DON'T CALL IT SAN FRAN

YOU CALL IT SAN FRANCISCO OR JUST THE CITY!!!!11111

(That’s me doing an impression of a somewhat annoying person I know whom I’m quite sure never lived in SF)

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in Bay Area

and just got in my friend’s place and it went like this…

RJ: Katie, you wouldn’t be happy.
Me: What? Why? What happened? Something’s wrong with the car?
RJ: No, look at the tv.
Me: Why?
RJ: Just look:
Me: :::look at the tv and saw the score::
Me: WHAT THE…..ARRUUGGHH

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

:c

Yeahhh…

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 24, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

and being here isnt really help me any. :(

But other than that…I had a lovely time. Went to Golden Gate park, caught up with an old friend I haven’t seen since high school and pulled a Phil by getting on a wrong train. Meh.

Will go for a walk on Golden Gate Bridge tomorrow.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

and oh

people i’m staying with are Giants fans. :-(

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice work, Norberto

A potentially useful component in the 2011 bullpen, methinks.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Nobby nobbles the side

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 24, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I just got a text from my brother

“Dude. mark this day in history. We left a game early”

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 24, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

.......

wow.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 24, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I responded with “so do you feel like a dodger fan?”

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

bwahahahahaha!!!!

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 24, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whats up!

with the conservative base running today!!!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Let me fix that for you
Ryal should be standing stranded on Third

:-(

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do we know who won the Legends Race tonight?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 24, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Wild stab in the dark

Not Grace?

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably a good guess.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

So...

The theatre’s been open for my play about 10 minutes… Nobody’s showed up yet

Today’s been awesome

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 24, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

What time does it start?

Our theatre group is putting on a play next week and I’m stressing about publicity.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Starts at 10:00

There’s been lots of publicity, and it’s the start of our late night series so getting asses in seats is more at a premium than making money. We had a decent house last night for a free preview buuut…

I think it’s cause people in this town are lazy whiny f***s when it comes to driving moderate distances

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's the truth

the whiny f***s part.

Walking is even worse.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 24, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Weird how it works

We’ve had shows where we’d have bet the house savings on them packing the house, that completely tanked [and I mean, completely tanked]. And others, where we didn’t expect anyone to show up, that were great successes. If we could find out the magic formula, we’d be millionaires.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

We got two people now.

Yay and stuff

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

We had a play with two people the opening night.

We treated it as a dress rehearsal with visitors.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jul 24, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

That’s what’s happening now

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

One more than we had for a comedy show once.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sheesh. Sorry to hear

Hopefully people will still show up, but we’ve been there too, and know what it’s like.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

:(

I’m sorryyyyy. If I had a way to get there and any extra money, I’d be there.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

If on another day you wanted to come I could “Hook ya up” as it were.

Getting butts in seats is priority number 1.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jul 24, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wondering.....

If Sam Demel can be trained into a starter….Liking this guys stuff alot!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Seems unlikely

Zero games as a starter in his professional career.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

But even in the minors, nothing.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im just saying...

If you can turn an outfielder like Jackson into a starter…He is a young guy…

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

No damage from Demel.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 24, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Cycle for Johnson

Woo-hoo!

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

KELLY JOHNSON

CYCLE.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

I <3 Kelly

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Right after the clip of Drew’s last cycle, KJ does it himself.

by Azreous on Jul 24, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Congrats to KJ

on the cycle. WOO!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 24, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Come on Baby, Surfin' Safari...

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 24, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kelly Johnson's cycle

Immediately followed by Upton hitting into a double play. Ladies and gentleman, your 2010 Diamondbacks.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 24, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

At least Upton

Extended his hitting streak earlier in the game…

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Jul 24, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

This makes me sad:
However, Haren also leads the majors in hits allowed (161) and is second in the NL to teammate Rodrigo Lopez in most home runs allowed (23).

by Azreous on Jul 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

one has to wonder

How much gas is really left in Haren’s tank…

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

For a 29-year-old

Who is only in his eighth full season, he should have more than enough. His 3.08 FIP also suggests otherwise.

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Jul 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thwarted

8 LOB for Reynolds and 29 as a team.

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Jul 24, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

The pen

has been somewhat reliable since the break at least.

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Can someone tell me

Why Edwin wasn’t pulled right after he threw that first error? It was the 7th Inning. Did Kirk Gibson (Or whoever’s in charge) really think that he was going to do any better?

by Skii on Jul 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Its weird...

Watching a team that can actually advance a runner with a fly and a bunt.

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

I actually think

Kelly Johnson resembles a young Elvis Pressley

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank youm, Thank you very much...

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 24, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Omg

Now I can only see that. “I was THINKING…that I…would throw the CHANGEUP…on this COUNT.”

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 24, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

On a purely emotional level

My response is pretty much: Nooooo. DO NOT WANT.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 24, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well thanks

i was on a board where supposedly it was a done deal. if i am the snakes, i would do that deal

by brian custer on Jul 24, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only if it were part of a bigger deal

Joba by himself = not nearly enough

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren cant go to the Yankees!

He would have to cut his hair and shave that rat on his neck!

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

joba is yesterday's news in ny

and he is injury prone. but under the correct circumstances he could succeed.

by brian custer on Jul 24, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

We seem to enjoy getting the injury-prone ones though

KJ=injury-prone
Abreu=injury-prone

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 24, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

What the D-Backs need

Is a full head-on dose of Double Rainbow.

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Jul 24, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Head on.

Apply directly to the forehead.

Head on.

by Azreous on Jul 24, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, baseball

Some days, it’s hard to remember why I watch you.

"Hey, I don't mean to rush you, but you are keeping two civilizations waiting!"

by kishi on Jul 24, 2010 1:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Ryal singles...

Rebel, Diamondbacks! Rebel!

Wear your own fur.

by Marc Fournier on Jul 24, 2010 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

How to tell you watch too much baseball

I read ‘rebel" as rhyming with ’Demel.’

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 24, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Start of the month

When we beat up on the Dodgers for a game before the offense shut down for the next two.

"Hey, I don't mean to rush you, but you are keeping two civilizations waiting!"

by kishi on Jul 24, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah yes..

 The first coming of Gibby….

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

anyone notice...

after Montero did that TV piece about hitting…his went in the toilet…

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Straight into Jack Howell’s little toilet in the dugout!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 24, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

haren, qualls, heilman

all nice chips for potential blockbuster deals

by brian custer on Jul 24, 2010 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

OK maybe Heilman...

Name one team interested in a reliever with an ERA of 8

by Jack Cromwell on Jul 24, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

the mets

have some interest in qualls

by brian custer on Jul 24, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah,

apparently this is real.
Or maybe someone has been reading DBBP, whether it’s Brian, or some reporter. If so, we just created our own rumor!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 24, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Twins

We talked about this in the All-Star Break. Yeah, it’s surprising, but don’t write it off entirely.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 24, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think

We’re using different definitions of “blockbuster deals.”

"Hey, I don't mean to rush you, but you are keeping two civilizations waiting!"

by kishi on Jul 24, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

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Free D-backs autograph session this Friday
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Exclusive Behind the Scene Tour of CHASE
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March 10 Spring Training Opportunity
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Diamondbacks Claim Craig Tatum Off Waivers; 40 man roster full
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Whats the deal with Josh Collmenter ?
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A Sad Day In The World Of Scrappy-ness: David Eckstein Retires
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Former Diamondback Craig Counsell Retires
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DBacks Fantasy Camp Autographs
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Salary Cap Dynasty League Openings
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Diamondbacks Starting Pitching Comparables

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