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Gameday Thread, #95: 7/21 vs. Mets

New York Mets at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jul 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT


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Jonathan Niese
LHP, 6-4, 3.44

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Dan Haren
RHP, 7-8, 4.60

Tankapalooza 2010 Standings
Rk Tm W L W-L% last 10
1 BAL 30 64 .319 5-5
2 PIT 33 60 .355 3-7
3 ARI 36 58 .383 4-6
4 SEA 36 58 .383 2-8
5 HOU 39 56 .411 5-5
6 CLE 40 55 .421 7-3

Win tonight, and as promised, the Tankapalooza standings will be retired - at least, until the next time the team loses three games in a row.

Star-divide

  1. Chris Young CF
  2. Augie Ojeda SS
  3. Justin Upton RF
  4. Miguel Montero C
  5. Mark Reynolds 3B
  6. Rusty Ryal 1B
  7. Tony Abreu 2B
  8. Cole Gillespie LF
  9. Dan Haren RHP

With a leftie taking the mound for the Mets, Captain Kirk goes to his alternate line-up, but at least sees enough sense to keep Abreu in his more "normal" position of second-base. As well as Kelly Johnson, Stephen Drew and Gerardo Parra are also enjoying the bench. So much for seeing whether Parra can hit lefties, and Gillespie is not exactly lighting them up - 6-for-29 with thirteen strikeouts. Johnson has also handled them well, with a .931 OPS in almost a hundred PAs, so one wonders whether these starts for Abreu indicate trade potential for Johnson?

It's the first time we've even reached the final game of a series, with the chance of a sweep, since June 6th against the Rockies. Our only actual sweep was a mere two-game set against the Giants at Chase, on May 19-20th, so if we can beat the Mets again tonight, that would be some small cause for pleasure. I think the last time the D-backs swept a three-game series was against Houston all the way back at the end of August last season. Which by my math is 125 games ago, during which time we have gone 47-78. Yeah, a sweep would be worth celebrating, so here's to Azreous getting to write about one in his recap tonight.

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Let's Go Dbacks!

And I wish everyone in the lineup a great night…let’s win!!!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

BRING ON

THE BROOM

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Absolutely!

Let’s send the Mets back home with their tails between their legs

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN

has Jesus up there on the mound pitching.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

And now he's out.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thankfully,

Haren’s in the lineup tonight, or I’d be concerned about our ability to score more than two runs.

by Azreous on Jul 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry!

We have slugger Augie Ojeda up in the order today!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on DBACKS!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Do Gracie and Sut

get their hair cut at the same place? They have the exact same style.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

They probably do

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren

with the high pants? I like.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Me, too.

I like that look.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dig that look as well :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s quickly gone from odd to really hot.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, damn.

HR.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

First pitch HR.

Ugh.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Well... like, 4th pitch :)

At least it wasn’t the first batter

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

true.

Okay, won’t lie, wasn’t really paying attention.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

not what I was looking for

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap,

the mound.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Huge slab of clay came out, heh.

Like, a big chunk. That was funny.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd be looking for a meercat head popping out.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They just said

“they found the gopher and removed it…unfortunately, our replay cams weren’t working at that point”

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, what the hell?

That was strange.
Lucky for Dan it didn’t slide any further than it did.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

danny's got it out

of his system now. he’ll settle in nicely, i am sure…

by brian custer on Jul 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad 1st inning worked for Barry.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gopher delay!

(No, there’s no gopher.)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Gracie says

they did find a gopher.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gracie

is also full of ^#!@. I won’t believe it till I see it.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Gracie is full of it?
My whole world is shattered.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

But of course

the cameras were down.
:-)

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaaand they go to break.

This game is going to last until Friday.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Not even 10 minutes, and there's a Broxton mention

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I was honestly thinking

Russ Ortiz.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Dan,

STOP WALKING PEOPLE.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay...time for some OFFENSE!!!

Bring it boys…BRING IT!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

CY HR!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

CY!!! Ties it UP!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!

Way to go CY!!!!

Let’s go AUgie!!!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice reply CY.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH CY!

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice try Augie!

Next time…I have faith!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this thread sticky?

Or just plain slow as molasses?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nobody's here, really

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where is everybody?

It’s Wednesday… it’s not like it’s Friday or Saturday where everyone’s out.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here

kinda.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm around.

But at work, I’m limited in the scope of my snark. No TV.

by Azreous on Jul 21, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me either

Just radio…and my study guide for tomorrow’s test in class

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

adsum

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Completely random

but I heard something about HTC pushing out an update to FroYo at the middle of August (at least for the Incredible). Oh, how I hope it’s true.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't get your hopes up...

They used to say stuff like that all the time and go way past their release date.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not too bad for me.

It’s slower than normal though.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

Just wondered if it was just slow on my end or anyone else’s

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hello Brian :)

How are you, other than the internet issues?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am fine

thank you for asking, starr… :)

by brian custer on Jul 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad to hear that ;)

You’re welcome, fellow AH fan :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freakin' Justin Upton.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Niese

has a weird face.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

"Take the balls and swing at the strikes"

Gosh, good advice from Gracie.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Think he wrote a computer program to figure that out?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure he wouldn't know how

to write a computer program. It’s probably just his innate baseball knowledge.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

And if Reynolds and Upton take that advice, it just raises their strikeout totals :(

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was really good at the first part,

he was only average at the second part.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Special K

does his thing.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Hola

Not planning on to stay here long but a friend back home just texted me about gopher at Chase field? What was about?

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

There was no gopher

However, if he was AT the park and said there was a gopher, I might believe him.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see...

Well, that was random. ::shrug::

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Part of the dirt on the mound

came off of the wood base. Gracie said there was a gopher. Gracie is also full of crap :-)

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grace

Was having a Caddyshack moment!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooohhhh

Well, me thinks Gracie is on crack. :-P

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

That too

Or hit the scotch way too early tonight

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmm...

Scotch. I had some last night.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sounds like you had

more than just scotch ;-)

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No s*&t.

I’ve been drinking since I got in Monday night. :-P

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:27 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

On the rocks?

Mixed with something…like Pepsi?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the rocks.

Not mixed with something else.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Scotch for me

Has to be mixed with Pepsi or Dr. pepper…can’t stomach the stuff straight on anymore

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh!

Btw, I got you something from Vegas. :-) When I saw it, it was screaming your name, “EEEEMMMMIILLLLLLYYYYY”.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

YESSSSS

Is it my purse? :-P

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

Like I’m gonna tell you your surprise. :-P You’ll have to wait til I get back to Tucson.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Which will be...?

I knew you were in Phoenix, and now you’re in SLC.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

when I’ll be back but I do know for sure I’ll be back before SPF.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Alrighty

GOOD.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-)

Is it on Aug. 7th or 8th?

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Katers!

Kidnapping children is a crime.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

::tick, tick::

You can’t really blame me. ;)

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:29 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh

Believe me, I can.

I’m good at it.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh?

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 10:34 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s a skill.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

More of a gift, really.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

for not walking the pitcher, Danny.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

hey guys!

Just droppin’ in to say hey, & go Dbacks!

by jinnah on Jul 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

::waves::

Hi, Jenna!

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good evening Jenna ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren looking a little wobbly so far

20 strikes, 16 balls – two walks and a hit batter through two.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

he celebrated our big win streak a little too much.

by Azreous on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

danny must be upsetted

about the trade rumors. i wish we could somehow keep him…

by brian custer on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

He says he isn't

But these guys say one thing to the press and think the total opposite a lot of the time

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, dan has the yes/no

over any trade; so it is really up to him where, if anywhere different, he winds up…

by brian custer on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not any trade

Just some of them.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has 12 teams

that he can say no to.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan

is the one who reads MLBTR and tells the clubhouse where he’s headed that week
 
I think he’s alright with the rumors.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do too

I saw an article posted earlier that said he isn’t bothered by the rumors. Seems like he’s taking it all in stride

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryal HR!

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Rustyyyy

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

WTG Rusty!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryal HR!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

woo hoo

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

HR Dan.

Do it.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Gracie finally realizes a comment he made was dumb.

“Did I just say that?”

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it 2012 yet?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the far off future it is

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Grace realising he could be dumb signaled the Apocalypse?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

it was the D’Backs finishing above .500.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

Dan Haren is still pitching for us…
:’(

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upton

fails. He needs to make these superhuman throws if he wants to be a quality major leaguer.
/Gambo’d

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Sign:

“Who needs LeBron? We got Ike!”

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe we should just go sledding.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Amused by the stunned silence in that inning

Certainly better eye-candy for Grace than last night’s!

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 21, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi!

Just got here, and now leaving.
But more runz would be nice…

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 21, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello,goodbye

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You say goodbye

And I say hello….hello hello…

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yaaaay,

we can get Pagan out!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh wait,

it was Beltran…

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren:

traded before the deadline?

I say no. I don’t think DiPoto will take the chance, unless it is a ridiculous trade.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 21, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Me neither.

Everyone talks about it like it’s a for sure thing… it kinda bugs me.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I don’t think there’s a team out there to offer enough to make it worth it.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it

For how expensive he is, how much we want for him, and the numbers hes had this year, i dont think anyone will make a serious push for him

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Jerry

Will keep Dan here and trade others instead

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pssst,

Gracie, Haren makes 8.25MM next year.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Reyes TOAST at 2nd base

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh, he might have been safe from the tag

but the throw beat him.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhhhhhhhhhh

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOLMets.

Gracie: “When we come back, we’ll try to figure out just what Jose Reyes was smoking.”

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Good comment on that play.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two questions

1- From his profile photo, can we safely assume no one warned Haren when Photo Day was?

2- Why do we have a guy hitting .159 batting second?

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that's a pretty good representation

of how he looks on an everyday basis.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And why

is a guy hitting .377 batting 9th?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds HR!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

ANOTHER home run!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

GOODBYE!!!!!!!

REYNOLDS!!!!!

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 21, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

That guy

Ain’t bad.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Send him to AAA

to make him learn how to make contact!
/AZCentral

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

We’re gonna send him to Robert Zemeckis.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That breaking ball

isn’t fooling anyone right now.

by Azreous on Jul 21, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I love how

Gracie is mentioning Wally Backman in response to every trivia question regarding the Mets.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Wally Backman

is the new Matt Mantei.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just what I was thinking.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice hustle Augie!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Rusty Ryal

with the dig!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Rusty

Makes a decent 1B :) Gotta give LaRoche a break sometime

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a great catch

by that fan.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm so tired of this KTAR ad.

“And while we’re different, we’re all the same.” Well, no. We’re not.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

"People know a firefighter will answer, no matter what the emergency"

Which doesn’t help so much in a robbery.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Personally,

I want firefighters to answer when I have a hair emergency.

by Azreous on Jul 21, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

When your hair catches fire inparticular

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

or even

if its stolen

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stolen hair?

Only if it’s a toupee ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

he was implying something about his age. Or maybe older people in general, as I don’t know his age.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

angryhairguy.com

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what that ad is about. Or for.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

For firefighters?

In case you were trying to decide who to call in case of a fire.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That commercial won me over.

Before, I was calling my local library for every fire I had. I was unhappy with their service.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

They come out for floods in the UK

because of their long hoses.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You said

Long hoses smirk

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty cool if

you have a lack-of-a-hot-man emergency.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And all you've got to do is call

0118 999 881 999 119 725.

3.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

"And here

“Video of Augie in the batting cages before the game.”

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOL'd.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it look like a hamster in one of those balls?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

bad bounce there, GR Double

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw, man

Stupid ground rule double.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

stupid rules

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate

ground rule doubles.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm out.

G’nite. <3

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 21, 2010 11:14 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

sleep tight

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

sun up for you yet or almost

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

about an hour off,

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw that guy with the broom.

At first, since I was walking in from the other room, I thought it was a vuvuzela!!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRt

for a final time.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRt

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww I miss those!

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRt.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miggy goes down swinging

3 K’s for the night

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Darn it

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

DFA

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he showed so much potential too

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone just posted the new Wiggles lineup on DBBP.


…courtesy of jillian1.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

sooo, you

going Sunday?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man,

I want to so bad, but no. T_T

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be at the game

and plan on being LONG gone before this concert starts!

Though, the kid in me would love to run the bases some afternoon after the game.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good,

your avoid the ear bleeding.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ach

*you

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jillian

Is very creative :) That’s pretty funny!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ike Davis

no soup for you

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 21, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

jason Bay

No soup for you either

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

And Gillespie almost keeps that in the park.

Tie game.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Grrrr, stupid fan

Cole might have been able to get that. :/

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh, never mind

It didn’t hit the fan, it hit the empty seats next to the fan.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

crud

tie game again. Welcome to the Homer Dome.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh,

I thought Gillespie had it.
Haren knew it was gone right away.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, fiddlesticks.

Tie game.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Rod however

just had a bowl of Navy Bean

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ah,frell

potage de bonne famme pour Barajas

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

man former D'Backs

sure do seem to enjoy playing against ’em….Eckstein, Garland, etc

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 21, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

grody to the max

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh,

Met fans are louder than D’Backs fans.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

This

should never surprise anyone, anywhere.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

why?

or talking about NY fans?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

NY people

are always loud about their existence.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which part?

The loud Mets fans or the quiet D’Backs fans?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

both, really.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charlie Chaplin

was louder than D-backs fans.

by Azreous on Jul 21, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

so are most mimes

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like to think of D'backs fans having a quiet authority.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will Ferrell

in mid-monologue is louder than most

oh

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 21, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not during snakepitfest!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

Charlie Chaplin has gone to a Snakepitfest?

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 21, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

How would we know?

He’d be so quiet.

But yeah, replyfail.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or that

D’Backs fans are louder than Charlie Chaplin when a Snakepitfest is taking place?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

OR

that it was Chaplin who died in the bunker that fateful April the 30th, 1945????

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 21, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yet,

he’s still louder than D’Backs fans when a Snakepitfest isn’t taking place…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Not won a game

since june 12th?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Dessens now pitching

yet ANOTHER names from the past

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

And once again

Gracie invokes the rage of opposing fans by making insinuations about how the opposing pitcher gets so much movement on the ball.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Them

cheaters. Just like the Rockies.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahem,

D’Backs, we need runz.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

this x 10

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’ll take 10 runs…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Abreu?

Walk?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

he was trying to strike out looking

but with this zone, you just never know

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 21, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

TA draws a walk

CG up

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

hang in there Cole

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Gillespie battling up there

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Abreu

is going to die, running like this.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Was

he running with a gun in his mouth?

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 21, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or scissors.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would he have

scissors in his mouth?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

A gun in his mouth doesn’t raise a question?

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

I mean, a gun, sure, but at scissors I DRAW THE LINE.

by Azreous on Jul 21, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

You draw the line, and then you use scissors to cut that line.

Duh.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psssssssh

you should know by now to not doubt my insanity.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 21, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah,

where I come from, running with a gun in your mouth is completely normal. Scissors… that’s just weird.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because his mother never told him not to run with scissors?

Duh.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

But having the scissors in your mouth

unnecessarily multiplies your danger.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

if his mother never did the “Don’t run with scissors” talk, he wouldn’t know that, now, would he?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's like saying:

“My mother never told me not to set fires… so I’m going to. But I’m gonna set my hair on fire!”

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

if his mother never told him, how would he know what he doesn’t know?

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gah,

you got me.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

UUUGGGGHHHHHHH

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Long at bat

And ends with a pop out. Unfortunately.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand

a fail popup.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

The Eric Byrnes Special.

by Azreous on Jul 21, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gillespie

already has the left field diving catch down.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

wasn’t strike 3?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That pitch,

it was beautiful. Out number one.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

tequila sampling

on singles night. lol!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh look.

A walk.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

walking pagan

just like giving up a double…when in the hell is the BP gonna stop doing this stupid crap and putting guys on base needlessly, for chrissakes at least make ’em earn it.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 21, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

It's like a double

but without the “being on second” part…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Miggy takes care of that!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

well done Miggy

good to see that defense….good thing Snydpiece wasn’t there

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 21, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ryal

doesnt look like he can pickoff anyone- his tag is sooo slow

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 21, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

OH!

Did Gracie just call Vasquez “Esme”?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 21, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggy...

threw someone out at second?

Bwuh?

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by soco on Jul 21, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggy! Baserunner OUT!

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by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice throw by Montero

To shut-down the second half of that “double” by Pagan.

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by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yay

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No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow what a throw!!!

But i think he was safe….

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 21, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd disagree

He looked pretty clearly out to me.

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by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

he was definitely out.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then

He walks the batter.

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by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

passed ball

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Yessss

End of the 7th

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 21, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Middle

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 21, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

^Top half

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 21, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay

got out of that! still tied at 3

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I like me

some zeroes in the run column.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 21, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

yikes

close thing

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by hotclaws on Jul 21, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

What's with

the broadcasting crew’s persistent talking about cheating?

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

they’re trying to distract from the D’backs cheating!

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

SHHHHHHHHHHH

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHOOPS

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, guys

I gotta go get ready to head out for a friend’s birthday. Figure out a way to win this, okay? My suggestion: score some runs. Just a thought. You handle the details.

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by kishi on Jul 22, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Ehhhhhh

maybe?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only if you

bring back cake.

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be much more impressed

if we won without scoring more runs.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have

to figure out a way to get the Mets to forfeit.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

hold Mr Met

Hostage? I’m sure Gracie would be up for it.

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

so would I.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of turning all the Mets into chocolate teapots

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

It sounds

complicated.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's how you flick your wand.

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds

a little uncomfortable.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Steal second, J-Up.

Do it.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Don't

be timid, Justin.

Steal home.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be a wuss, J-Up

Steal fire from the gods.

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by kishi on Jul 22, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dooooooo it

rediscover the word “I” and then write a shitty book about it.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

That pitch

had a bunch of movement for a 97 MPH fastball.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Basehit Montero!

2 on No out!

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

At these times,

we forget how to hit.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

More ducks

on the symbolic pond.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

but is it?

wabbit season or duck season this inning?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

After

that double play, it’s looking more like duck season.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Basehit Miggy.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Migs

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

just a lil' bingo

is all it takes Mark, no need to find the fences

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

And Reynolds

shows bunt when Gracie says there’s NO WAY he bunts.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Aw

line out double play. Mikey doesn’t like.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

wow

almost a triple play there

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

1 on, 2 outs….

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Well,

shit.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

1st and 3rd

with two outs now thanks to Ryal

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Ryal

pokes a single to put two on, two outs. Pleeeeeeeeeease score a run here?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

3 hit night

for Ryal.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Why not

pinch hit Drew for Abreu?

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear Mark

I though when you put it in play, good things happen?

If Mark had K’d, we’d probably have the lead now… :-(

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Baseball

it is a cruel mistress.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

kinda reminiscent

of the entire year hasn’t it?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least

he hit it hard. I’d probably be more pissed if he K’d.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Honestly, a line drive is a pretty good chance at a hit.

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by kishi on Jul 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fail.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

101 MPH. Ouch.

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow

101 Mph to end the inning

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

great pitch to swing at Tony

but when it’s going that fast, it should have gotten a ticket

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

If it had been in Gilbert,

it would have gone to jail.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

S S S SNAP

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

/insertLMDismhere

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

LMD

inserts himself wherever he wants.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

And rec'd

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

The AP's

got a great photo of Pagan being out at second on that steal. Abreu blocked the base with his left leg very well.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Go Aaron!

We need a great inning out of you!

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm

surprised Gibby is letting him pitch.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

dear Heilman,please don't suck

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't

a strike?

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

That looked like the equivalent

of soccer diving in baseball

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

...Soccer?

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

You

might know it as football. You kick a ball with your foot.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah,

I can’t wait until the season starts in a few months.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah

unless you’re a Man U or Chelsea or Arsenal fan. Then you can get out.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

No,

I’m an Arizona Cardinals fan. I have no clue what Man U or Chelsea is. And I’ve never heard Football be called Soccer before. :D

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

football=soccer

everywhere else in the world……honest

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhhh

you mean handegg. Yeah, I got nothing.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

No I mean football.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_football

The objective of the game is to score points by advancing the ball into the opposing team’s end zone. The ball can be advanced by carrying it (a running play) or by throwing it to a teammate (a passing play). Points can be scored in a variety of ways, including carrying the ball over the opponent’s goal line, catching a pass thrown over that goal line, kicking the ball through the goal posts at the opponent’s end zone, or tackling an opposing ball carrier within his end zone. The winner is the team with the most points when the time expires.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds

kind of like Gaelic football. But that’s just silly.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is Gaelic football,

hence why it’s called American football.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

it’s called handegg?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Wikipedia page says otherwise.

AND WIKIPEDIA IS NEVER WRONG

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

[Needs Citation]

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah soccer....

which is why you have Baseball as a mistress

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just thought i'd put soccer

Since calling it “Fussball” here in Germany sounds stupid

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw

gotta use the funny B symbol

Fußball

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good job

Aaron, in spite of The Stache’s intense hatred of you.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Don't you take

Zavada’s nickname away from him.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Big Z

gotta take back his nickname. Ain’t no free lunches around here.

BOOTSTRAPS

JIM ABBOTT

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good work

by Heilman. NOW RUNS. MY PRINT DEADLINE BEGS YOUUUUUUU

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

IN SOVIET SNAKEPIT

YOU BEG PRINT DEADLINES

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

What DO you do in these situations?

If the game is still going on… do you, what ,say “Dbacks battle, go to extras” and then end with “At print time, it was 3-3 in the 14th?”

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

There

is something that East Coast newspapers used to run for the late West Coast games, but hell if I can remember it right now.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cry, mostly.

It’s our centerpiece(with multiple photos and stuff). So without me drastically re-laying out B1, we’re kinda stuck. But we’ve got a couple hours yet, technically. I just want to go home early. lol

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was

a good inning.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Way to go Aaron :)

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

cross X X fingers

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Augie, Augie, Augie!!!

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Öi Öi Öi!!!

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

OI,OI,OI

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Popped up

:(

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was

a beauty of a stolen base.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Be the hero,

Augie.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

:( Poor Augie!

Tough night for him and he’s tried so hard. A little too hard :(

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Goin' to extras....

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Time

for bonus baseball.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

another D'Bcak stricken

with EB Syndrome

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Losing

is a disease…

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

You fail,

Augie.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

He has had a rough season

Not much play time, and also his mom stricken with breast cancer

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

poo

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

That Amica ad is just creepy.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

No, The Brown Hand Center ad is creepy

And Tim and Willy wrote a song about it. It’s hilarious. Even they say the doctor is creepy

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I hate that guy.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

makes you think that his wife

probably used to work for him creepy

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

DADDYS BABY GIRL!!!!

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awwwwwwwwgie

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

GWARgie

Photobucket

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your creations always make me laugh, Soco

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I

aim to please.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is so lulzy

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

:) Well, you have

I’ve been trying to study for a test, alongisde of tuning in the game. That picture of Augie was just what I needed

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just got back from Inception.

It was good.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

I want

to see it so bad. Hopefully tomorrow night after my final.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna see this movie

really badly.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd

like a walk-off, please.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another

goo inning.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay, quick thought.

Does anyone else think it was dumb to let Augie bat for himself?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah,

me.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

but how else could I have had the power to make GWARgie?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

with drew available

yup

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

ReplyFAIL

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

you didn't know

soccer was football…but glad you can be a thread nazi…win!

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

And you also missed that I was joking…

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

mustave been

that invisible smiliey

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah,

it’s just that there was no smiley needed to show that blatant sarcasm.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

We're great at posting replyFAILs.

It’s what we do.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

This.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got called on it earlier.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds BB.

HIT A DOUBLE RUSTY

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Double Rusty

sounds kind of gross.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a nickname for dysentary or something

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe a drink

at a biker bar

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeaaaaahhh....

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Basehit

Ryal…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Basehit Ryal

Winning run on 2nd…….

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

RR

with a single, LaRoche pinch hitting. Win it now, please!

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:01 AM EDT reply actions  

thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fly out

to end the inning.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Uggghh

LaFail…

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Fail.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

They KNOW it's your recap.........

I’m sure they do.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

And the later I have to work, the later the recap goes up.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

The later the game goes

the less likely it is people will care at that late hour. :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Crud.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

What's with

Sut’s Beef Jerky read?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

It's late. They're crazy.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bay

sucks turrably.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Man, Bay must HATE Arizona

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I did

not like that inning…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Incidentally,

Jason Bay is awful.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

this is getting a mite tedious

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

YESSSS

Good work Gut! Now lets walk it off!!

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

NOW

WALK IT OUT WALK IT OUT WALK IT

EASTSIDE WALK IT OUT

WESTSIDE WALK IT OUT

NORTHSIDE WALK IT OUT

SOUTHSAIDE WALK IT OUT

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

WALK

WALK

LET IT ALL OUT

THESE ARE THE THINGS I C—wait, never mind.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is anyone else

having trouble getting the GDT to auto-refresh?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

There's

just not really anyone here.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Works for me.....

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Firefox

keeps trying to read from a site called in.getclicky.com, which, I’m guessing, is an ad content provider who’s being blocked by SpyBot, meaning the page isn’t fully loading, so Firefox refuses to auto-refresh comments.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Reasons why

Chrome is better for 1000, please.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

I tried emailing them all my deets but they just slapped me with a restraining order.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares about

YOUR personal info??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not Google

:(((((((((((((((((((((((

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awwww.

:-( ::sympathetic sadface:

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chrome

Makes my comments jump like crazy :(

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great play

by Ike.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Fail.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Gotta say

this is a pretty pitiful showing. 450 comments for 12 innings so far?

I can only blame myself, I guess. Just don’t have the energy to maek poast.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

We were at 218

through 8, so we’ve actually picked it up of late.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

then in that case I take responsibility for the uptick.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's all me.

That’s just about when I joined.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

You

joined baloney.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's an SBN site

dedicated to following baloney??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

all ’Skins, all the Time. You are the only member, as well as its president.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man,

I LOVE baloney. AND myself.

So this site sounds awesome.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

It

has been consistently voted Worst Site on the Internet.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

it’s MINE! ALL MINE!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

wallow in your awfulness.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah... I am working on sites....

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's funny

cos I’m hacking sites.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Devin in Witchita Kansas?

That must be some crazy birthday party.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

How do you email Gracie and Sut?

Somebody tell them the snakepit is watching.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:24 AM EDT reply actions  

There's a contact form

on the bottom right column of this page:
http://www.foxsportsarizona.com/pages/dbacks

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

What do I look for there?

Just the “Contact us” link?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

No,

where it says “Email the Booth”.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Duh. Didn’t see that.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I emailed them and said im watching

from Sembach Germany but i dont think they believe me

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

They will, probably

They do foreigners frequently.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Messrs Sutton and Grace:

We are watching. We are always watching.

Love,

the Snakepit

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Between this comment

and anything said by edbigghead, I think that’ll result in an injunction for harassment.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll

just add them to the list.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't

a strike?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Great catch

by Upton.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

J-UP!!!!

Ran it down. Bottom of the Twelfth coming up

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully

it will be The End.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very nice catch from J-Up!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Ummm hey guys

I was kidding about that 14th inning thing………..

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Augie!! Leadoff hit!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Augie basehit!!!

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Bloop single.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh wow Augie with a surprise.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

AUGIE!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:32 AM EDT reply actions  

OY OY OY

From my boy boy boy!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody else see the

Army guy dancing before this inning?? Ridiculous.. I hate the Army…

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed army=suck

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Riley

will KILL you…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

See

the answer to this?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ok.

Sorry if that offended you.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Why would I be offended?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno you seemed kind of offended.

Since he is like your BFF’s bro.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tell you buddy thank you for his service...

but tell him im tired of army captains telling me to “Go get the keys to the humvee” He’ll understand what that means

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh...

don’t worry. He hates army officers too.

Which is funny, because he’s getting his MBA now and doing ROTC.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are

you the Terminator????

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

He will

also tear your heart out. It’s what he does! IT’S ALL HE DOES!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Way to go Augie!

A much-needed hit!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

This isn't "Walk Machine Perez" is it?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Sutton: "It's always a good day when you can hang a loss on Oliver Perez."

Um… that’s like saying it’s always a good day when the sun comes up.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:35 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Recd.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

both of those are good things. Do you dispute that those are good things?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

Just sayin’.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

I’m just sayin.

SUPER SAIYAN

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Truf.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Upton is

walked by Walk Machine Perez.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

WALK IT OUT

WALK IT OUT

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

No,

walk it off.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

END THIS GAME

MONTERO!!!

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

dear to goodness, we must score now

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

trivia!

how many walk offs does miguel montero have in his mlb career?

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 1:37 AM EDT reply actions  

It's always a good day

When Augie Ojeda gets a MUCH-NEEDED HIT!!!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 22, 2010 1:37 AM EDT reply actions  

tru dat

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

good as a bunt

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Well,

it’s equivalent to a bunt…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Droooooooo to pinch hit after Reynolds!!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Drew

will be hitting with the bases loaded….

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Mark-IBB

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay

guy on third, just need a fly out. Or a base hit. Or a walk after this intentional walk. Or something not a double play or strikeout.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

I w3anna see them BALK

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll

take that.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Way

to be like 5 minutes late on that one.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, business as usual

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

it’s not like he was 30 minutes or next day late.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

True

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

it’s not auto refreshing since I let freaking Firefox update itself, so…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

So

maybe get a real browser, bro

a bro-swer

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you grew

a mustache and became a plumber

you could use a bowser

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Psssh

If I can’t make of Italians, who can I make fun of?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

ANTI-SEMITE

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate

1/16th of myself.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate

15/16th of you.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sutton:

“Oliver Perez, started 30 games in 08 with 10 wins, earned himself a lucrative contract.”

Wow… talk about a reward for performance.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:41 AM EDT reply actions  

And

here we go…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:41 AM EDT reply actions  

ball 1

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:41 AM EDT reply actions  

ball 2

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Come onnnnnnnnnnnnn

walk off walk!

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

2-0

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

If Stephen can pull this off,

our headline will definitely be “Win, lose or Drew”

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry

he was awful.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

no doubt there

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

he popped it up right before I hit Post. But it was too late.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

lame

major ass lame

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Pop up

Drew? Really?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

IFF

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pop up.

So much fail.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Drooo noooooooooooooo :(

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Grace: "Anything you can end a ballgame with."

NotEndingSentencesOnAPrepositionFAIL.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT reply actions  

It's a midwest thing

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's an UneducatedOrLazyPeopleThing

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't like people

in the midwest?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who does?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

God does

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh that's too deep

for a Wednesday night. hell with them all!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

let’s not get too philosophical for a week night.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

But, I do

want to hear your opinion on “Inception” after you see it.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will

give my opinion. I will give it even to people that don’t want it.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

{we've created a monster here}

You’ll understand my interest once the movie is over. I don’t want to spoil anything.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

LISTEN TO ME

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just

“x” all your comments.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

And then

“r” and generally something like “+1”

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey,

my posts gotta come from SOMEWHERE.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your

butt?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Man...

how high would my post count be if I could post with my butt cheeks?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure it'd be much different.

What with you talking out of your ass half the time anyway.

Hey-oh.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I think you once fit like 300 posts in there, but maybe you could fit more?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

My fingers

DO get tired SOMETIMES…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

D-:

.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh...

::hundreds of jokes going through my head::

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

another quality AB

with runners in scoring position…..not

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Mets fans

feel our pain..

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

LaRoche please...........

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, spit.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT reply actions  

COME ON ADAM!!!

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Argh....

2-0 popup with the bases loaded. I like that not.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:44 AM EDT reply actions  

i really would have suicide squeezed

would they expect it? no

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 1:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Not smart

with a force at home.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

with J-Up at 3rd

I could see it, not with Augie

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't have near the speed

of Upton though.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course not.

But he’s no Chris Snyder.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

But he has about average speed,

not above average.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wright

was playing off, though?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats what a suicide squeeze does

if he gets the bunt down its the game.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

But it could probably be shoveled home pretty easily

and it would’ve been out.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

the guy is running home on the play though

if he gets a decent jump, he’s safe on the bunt.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the runner on third

has to be behind the third basemen on a squeeze….

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

he's stealing home though.

and perez was a lefty. he had no idea what was going on behind him.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

But Wright does.

If he goes ahead of Wright, he just calls for a pickoff and Augie is meat.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is pretty much a moot point by now.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

2-2 LaRoche

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:44 AM EDT reply actions  

I'd agree with this.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please LaRoche...

LaWalkoff. Please.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:45 AM EDT reply actions  

LAFAIL

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:45 AM EDT reply actions  

ARRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Fail.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate you Laroche

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate

these Diamondbacks. They are just the worst.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Damn.

Four or five feet from a grand slam.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah...

it was a lot closer than I thought.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

S***.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

LaWarningTrack.....

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded and nothing?

NOTHING???? AAAAAHHHHH!!

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 AM EDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I

CAN NEVER STOP SCREAMING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no mouth and I must scream.

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Self portrait

I did during my artist phase in Vienna.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

So,

pretty much the usual…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i can watch the game!

its a miracle.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 1:48 AM EDT reply actions  

It's

a Cwithmath miwacoah!

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

DOES NOT COMPUTE

FATAL ERROR

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

the D’backs just socked me in the mouth like they Mel Gibson. I was trying to say “It’s a Christmas miracle.”

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

........

.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

the mets announcers are bashing on our bullpen.

good for them.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 1:53 AM EDT reply actions  

That means

we need to bash on their offense.
It takes effort to outstink our bullpen.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm. But

they’re actually being good??

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

True.

It’s super impressive how many runs they’ve scored against our bullpen tonight.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

29 K's between the two sides tonight

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2010 1:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Great inning for Boyer

That’s, what, just one hit for the bullpen?? This is like San Diego. We won there….

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:53 AM EDT reply actions  

But that was only because

they sent a shortstop to pitch…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who says the Mets won't do the same thing?

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

...Oliver Perez?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wow!!! Boyer!!!

Great 1-2-3 inning

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:54 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm so farcking tired of this game now.

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No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:55 AM EDT reply actions  

almost lunch time for you

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kidding

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, get some food in you!

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

breakfast is calling

I put down the cats’ food and my goodness, my stomach rumbled.

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

How are the babies doing?

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

plump and noisy

Sabre moved them earlier to under my settee.

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No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

*sigh*

I miss Sammy. My baby. :’(

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 22, 2010 2:04 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Isnt it about

to be midnight in AZ???

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

11

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

11pm, yeah

but hotclaws is in England.

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

7'00AM

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

8 am in Sembach

Sucks having to get up early as all hell dont it?

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you're in Europe,

I hope you bought an RS 500…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wish

but I just rented a Citroen c6

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dont remind me :(

Im only going to be here for 3 weeks though and citroens are Europe’s Kias over here

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well then...

STEAL an RS 500!!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would

but Germany hates Fords

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

the only place to get a LHD RS 500 is Germany, pretty much.

But yeah. Most of ’em went to England.

Still. IIRC, it’s the fastest production car around the Nürburgring.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where are you going then?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back to the states!

Been deployed for 9 months

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

11pm

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh i see

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

What??

That was a strike??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:56 AM EDT reply actions  

which set up

strike three

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by piratedan7 on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Parra taking one for the team

HBP

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

China mention!

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

AJ isn't the only one in China who follows the DBacks.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

another.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since when are you in China?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Always

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since he had the ability

to use his imagination.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's

an English nation, and a Chinese nation.

Well there’s also an IMAGINation.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's deep, bro.

Wait, no it isn’t.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch. Parra hit in the back.

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

ouch right in the bumb.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 1:57 AM EDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

touche.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOO!!!

Parra finds a way to get on vs. a lefty!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 1:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Did

he lean into a pitch?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

no it got away from perez

should have been fastball away.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Just a turrable pitch.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

End it CY.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Whack one out CY

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by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 2:01 AM EDT reply actions  

good idea with the hitnrun

i like it.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:02 AM EDT reply actions  

What?

Strike 3??

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:03 AM EDT reply actions  

oh boy

not liking this at the moment

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:03 AM EDT reply actions  

hows that a strike?

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:03 AM EDT reply actions  

The ump

is also a tourist of imagination.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Travelocity Gnome

is a creeper.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:05 AM EDT reply actions  

ojeda goes DEEP!

dish pizza.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:06 AM EDT reply actions  

inning over

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

TAP mention....

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:06 AM EDT reply actions  

on TV?

hardly ever shout outs on the radio

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

They're

talking about thumbtacks in the booth?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah,

just people with the personality of one.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

That

was the joke, thank you for playing along.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

No problem!

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

zzzzzzzzz

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:07 AM EDT reply actions  

fuh

didnt mean that.. or did i?

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

no. i was hitting z to unmark and accidentally hit enter.

but this is a snoozefest.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mrs. Snakepit just asked

“Have we died and gone to purgatory?”

Two hopeless offenses banging their heads together, for eternity…

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2010 2:07 AM EDT reply actions  

we may still be here

by your next anniversary….

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

My eyes are gluing together with tiredness every time I blink.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 2:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Two

nostrils ahead of you on that one.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

No you ain't

you lyin

I see you

no wait I can’t

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, so........ my bad about the 14-inning comment from earlier

Steve Gilbert blames me too, if it helps.

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

It helps a little, I guess. But I don’t blame you. I blame rap music.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I blame

those marijuana cigarettes.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

On the radio:

“It’s a battle of who wants it more.”

Do they realize it’s the Diamondbacks and Mets here?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:13 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

they are so bored

they are reliving Enrights performance last night

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

The two heavyweights of losing.

I said earlier, this game ain’t ending until Friday.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's more like

a battle of who doesn’t want it unmore.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

-7 now

or did you guys finally win?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

The bad news is

The Giants get us…

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2010 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP.

(Seriously, I think everytime SMS posts I’m gonna just say “shut up”.)

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

side retired

two perfect innings from Boyer

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Inning 14,

over.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Not quite

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

the scary side of it.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

good inning!

who’s left in the bullpen?

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Qualls.

/diesalittleinside

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by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just

got the call.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody!

cause they will be celebrating a win in the club house here shortly

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you considered

predicting the stock market?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Todd Walsh

Reading some female Twitter user’s profile info.

Mark Grace is jealous, and jotting down notes…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Because

there is nothing not creepy about any of this right here.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

during a suns game, eddie johnson and tom leander were checking out chicks

and you could hear them describe what they looked like.
ON NATIONAL TV.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Were

any of them hot, or were they naaaaaaaaaaasty?

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

well the camera wouldnt show any of them

but they were in LA so i’m assuming they were skanks.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Skanks

need love too.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya but not from nba broadcasters.

you know they are there for KOBE… and his monies.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

NBA broadcasters

need love too.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kobe

needs… love too?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

he did that already.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hence

the ellipsis…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

J-UP

heads up 7up.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:17 AM EDT reply actions  

double to start it off!!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Double double

chicken

gobble?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

double double

miguel montero.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

JUp double!!!

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by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT reply actions  

J-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOUBLE!!!!!!!!!

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Sut: "I can't wait until the 21st inning stretch!"

Gracie: “You shut your mouth. Right now.”

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT reply actions  

"You shut

your dirty, whorish mouth. I will punch in the uterus."

Gracie is a lot more fun if I imagine that he’s Ron Burgandy.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

"You're a real hooker.

I’m going to slap you in public."

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

"I'm gonna shoot you with a BB gun

when you’re not looking."

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

"What? You pooped in the refrigerator?

And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad. That’s amazing. How ‘bout we get you in your p.j.’s and we hit the hay?"

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

*"Heck, I'm not even mad. I'm just impressed."

My sister literally quoted that line when she discovered that Frodo had pooped on her floor and then pulled a plastic bag over it to hide it.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Double!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:18 AM EDT reply actions  

They're walking Miggy to get to Reynolds

True, since JUp is already at 2nd….

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:19 AM EDT reply actions  

I vote

bunt. Just end this crap.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stop teasing us guys

drive it home.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 2:19 AM EDT reply actions  

NO

You cant win until K-rod pitches. . . pretty please

by SeanMillerSavior on Jul 22, 2010 2:19 AM EDT reply actions  

You

are ridiculous and I hate you.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

come on guys

there’s a beer at some bar somewhere with my name on it. gotta go find it!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:20 AM EDT reply actions  

And yet, with all the emails they're mentioning

they aren’t mentioning any of us??? Booooo….

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:21 AM EDT reply actions  

They said they've gotten 1200 emails,

so our chances of getting mentioned are small, I’d guess.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

1100

of those emails have my smiling mug in them.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really hope

you won’t ever need to get a clearance.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

one out

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Special K

does his thing.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh. Nothing Mark could do with that outside corner pitch.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Argh...

Mark fouls off the HR pitch, and takes the K pitch.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Snydes...

…ft…ftw?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Mark

I am tired of your strikeouts.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 2:23 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm

tired of him not being the top 10 for slugging %.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I AM TIRED OF YOU, ANNE!!

I AM TIRED OF YOU!!!!

::sobs uncontrollably::

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

I has a sad.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry. ::hug::

I just yearn for Mark to be so ttly wsm.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Snyder,

just get a f**king hit.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:23 AM EDT reply actions  

AAAARRRRRRGGHHH

Foul ball…….

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT reply actions  

man o man

HR distance, but foul

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Foul.

You’re kidding me.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Awwww foul ball

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT reply actions  

if he would have waved his arms like gibby

it would have been fair.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT reply actions  

UGH.....

Snydes foul by about 18 inches.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOSH.

SO barely foul. So barely foul.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 2:24 AM EDT reply actions  

SNYDER!!!!

Finally its over……
And the Dbacks are 5-0 when i post in GDTs!!!

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:25 AM EDT reply actions  

why don't you post every game.

we could be 162-0

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only

if you can get them to change every game to start at 9pm AZ time so i dont have to wake up early

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by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

k ill talk to kendrick about that

anymore requests?

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Season tix

4 free, plz?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

FINALLY

YOU WORTHLESS BUMS

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:25 AM EDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!! WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:25 AM EDT reply actions  

And boom

goes the dynamite.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:25 AM EDT reply actions  

That was

literally what I screamed, incidentally.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

game over

FLIP FLIP FLIP
GAME OVER

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate everything

about this team right now, except that they won.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 22, 2010 2:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I liked

the bullpen today…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

They were VERY impressive

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, the bullpen was great this game.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

especially since qualls only warmed up

and didnt see the mound.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding

Eight innings, one hit? Not been so impressed since the B-bullpen no-hit the Marlins for nine frames in that marathon game a while back.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Padres...

No-hitter for 9 innings, in May 2009.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

This.

It was fantastic.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

this

was followed by 2 months of suckitude.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

me too :-D

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

3-game SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2010 2:26 AM EDT reply actions  

WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 2:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Quick!

Headline suggestions!

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 2:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Preferably short ones!

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

dbacks sweep series

qualls cries alone in bullpen.

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which is so much better than

the rest of us crying after he’s blown yet another game.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd go with

“Finally…” Both the game, and the sweep.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Dbacks win

4 to 3

Currently the only D'Backs fan in the Air Force...

by Torpedosneak on Jul 22, 2010 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

So boring.

NO Yahoo readers will click on that.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sweep Pictures, Images and Photos

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 2:32 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I hath rec'd this,

though I knew not who the little fellows were. I felt sadness at their loss, though I knew they hath sacrificed their immortal souls for thine divine glory, O Lord Dback.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

theyre smurfs

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by blank_38 on Jul 22, 2010 3:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only then tenth time in the NL since 1920

Both sides have had 16 or more K’s.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2010 2:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Oddly

The Mets also were involved in a game like that earlier this year – the 20-inning game against the Cardinals.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2010 2:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

The recap

is on MLBN, just so you guys know…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 28

by Jdub220 on Jul 22, 2010 2:36 AM EDT reply actions  

good night, morning, whatever guys

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 22, 2010 2:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Well,

recap’ll be up whenever I get home.

by Azreous on Jul 22, 2010 2:45 AM EDT reply actions  

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