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Gameday Thread, #90: 7/16 vs. Padres

Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, Jul 16, 2010 10:05 PM EDT


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Dan Haren
RHP, 7-7, 4.36

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Jon Garland
RHP, 8-6, 3.56

Well, reports have it that some group called the "Arizona Diamondbacks" will be taking part in a game of "baseball" this evening. Not sure what all that's about. It rings vague bells, but it's not something I recall as having happened in the current geological epoch.

Yeah, been a while, hasn't it? In fact, this is the only Diamondbacks GDT present on the home page - even including the "More Posts from AZ Snakepit" bit way at the bottom of the page. I hope we all had a nice break: I have to admit, not having to find another synonym for "disheartening loss" over the past few days was a bit of a pleasure. But we can't put it off any longer: time to see whether the second-half performance will be any better than the first-half one.

Star-divide

  1. Chris Young CF
  2. Kelly Johnson 2B
  3. Justin Upton RF
  4. Miguel Montero C
  5. Mark Reynolds 3B
  6. Adam LaRoche 1B
  7. Stephen Drew SS
  8. Gerardo Parra LF
  9. Dan Haren P

If it seems like a while since we faced the Padres, that'll be because it was - we saw then six times in the first dozen games, but not at all in almost three months, since April 18th. Better get used to them, as tonight is the first of twelve meetings with San Diego, between now and September 1st. Tonight is a rematch of Opening Day, when Haren beat Garland at Chase. Dan three-hit the Padres over seven innings, while his former team-mate was tagged for six runs - but only two earned - in four innings. We also faced Garland on April 16th, and he got a no-decision there, giving up three runs (again, all unearned) in five.

His overall number has been slipping. After exiting May with a 2.15 ERA, he had a 5.28 ERA in June, and his two July outings before the break were even worse (nine earned runs in 11 IP). Conversely, Haren has been getting better: a 5.35 ERA at the end of May, became a 3.19 ERA in June, and four earned runs in 13.2 IP over his pair of pre-ASG outings. Could this be the season that Haren doesn't go in the tank over the second half of the season? Tonight, we'll start to find out.

Should be rattling about for most of this one. I could really do with an early night, but the 7:05pm first pitch makes that unlikely. Maybe I could just save time and write the recap now.

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First!

Although I hate people who go “first!”

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I

hate those people as well. I could understand taking some pleasure from discovering an article first, but at least leave a comment that is more than just a fart in a spacesuit.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 16, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

is a perfect way of putting it.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woohoo

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaseball

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

i love 2nd half baseball

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But they often don't make sense,
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by blank_38 on Jul 16, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Well,

I’m not sticking around for the game. If we don’t get a win, I’m blaming it on you guys.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I suspect

I might be about the only one around for the whole thing.

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might be around

We’ll see how the evening goes.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems

as if everyone forgot about baseball.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nowadays

people talk like they got something to say

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

get it.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

REALLY?

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really.

REALLY.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

you’re just

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

...awesome? Cool?

Thanks.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not

quite.

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

T_T

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah,I was just slow getting to the pit

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm blaming you for a loss.

Haiku are simple,
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by blank_38 on Jul 16, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I’M BLAMING YOU FOR A LOSS TOO SO THERE

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang

double negative.

- (+) – = +

if my calculations are correct, we will win.

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But they often don't make sense,
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by blank_38 on Jul 16, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesssssss

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then,

we should definitely win if I’m not here, right?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ladies! :)

I think the D-backs will win tonight.

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by Cory Williams on Jul 16, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be here too

Got nothing better to do on a Friday night. I’m so cool!

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Same.

::sigh:: I’m so lame.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 16, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi again!

Nice seeing you today! :)

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 16, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here.

Too hot to go outside and garden, which was my original plan.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I resemble that remark.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

1/Young/8 2/Johnson/4 3/Upton/9 4/Montero/2 5/Reynolds/5 6/LaRoche/3 7/Drew/6 8/Parra/7 9/Haren/1

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

J. Hairston 6, Eckstein 4, Gonzalez 3, Headley 5, Hundley 2, S. Hairston 7, Cunningham 9, Gwynn 8, Garland 1.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate having three lefties in a row,

especially when they all suck really bad against lefties.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If anyone is interested I just got a tweet. To bad she isn't going to pitch in Tucson this year.

ChicoOutlaws
  
Yoshida’s official next start is set for 7/23 vs. @OCFlyers, first career road start set for 7/27 vs. @VictoriaSeals

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's me not paying attention.

I’m thinking there are TWO women in baseball?? This Yoshida person AND somebody named Victoria Seals? nvm

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I attempted to write an article about female baseball players would there be interest?

I just thought of that. There was also a girl in the 1930’s that struck out Gehrig and Ruth in an exhibition game.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've

had articles about female baseball players here, so it would be welcome. At least, I’d read it.

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was looking at one who pitched in the Negro Leagues the other day

Was going to do a piece on her at some point. Maybe we should collaborate?

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I support this idea.

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same.

I’d read it. :)

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 16, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

not relevant.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was smoking a pipe?

:-?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Half of

A sweet stache is how I see it

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

And less wins

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if you add them together.....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fewer

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um

not yet.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes won his softball game last night and since we are still paying him

I think it should count

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

not bloody likely.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey it counted

on Tuesday… This time

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

let him go

let him go

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mama mia, let him go

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bismillah!

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Technically

We just don’t have a losing record after the break.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Jon Garland

I hate you. Just so you know.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Then why call him dear?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a letter format

Except that loser doesn’t deserve a comma.

He knows why.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the long sleep coma

or the english language coma?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just guessing,

but I think he means the former.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coma is a long sleep

Comma is punctuation.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

in agreement.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah

He shoulda been safe.

(I suspect I’m going to just be grumpy about everything today.)

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Just grumpy

The heat and the lack of rain are annoying the hell out of me.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH

I WANT RAIN

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

It rained down here today, fact it’s been more or less overcast

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you start to feel warm

It’s because my hatred is lighting you on fire.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your hate

Fuels me

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eat a Snickers

You’re posting like Betty White.

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

What is this

I don’t even

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Betty White

got knocked the eff out in that commercial.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s not what your girlfriend said.

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

I didn’t realize the part of pygalgia would be played by a 13 year-old today.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the commercial?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Hence, apparently, my confusion.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He says that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1Sv_z9jm8A

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have not.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNAP

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beer

it’s the beers fault.

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm kinda feeling like

Aretha Franklin myself…..

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diva!

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

how 'bout a little

r-e-s-p-e-c-t!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 16, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fierce hat!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay

a double and a run.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kelly singles

:-D

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey`

We’re winning!

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Run!

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

sweet

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh snap!!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI double for J-Up!

Because that outfield is larger than the state of Vermont.

Aw, and luckycc isn’t here to watch us light up Garland.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

wooooo go justin

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by BattleMoses on Jul 16, 2010 10:15 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Making Garland work in the first = good

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

marK

K’s

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 16, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Er, you *do* know

We’ve been calling him that for years, don’t you?

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not

the way to best end an inning.

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh mark :-(

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

It looks like Gibson efforts to cut down

on our k’s is work…. Oh wait

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

But

don’t you know that he’s not top 10 in slugging???

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I just don't think he is going to cut down.

Didn’t he say last year or something that he tried a different approach and didn’t like it?

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I’m joking around.

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously he should be DFAed

Dude strikes out, he obviously is terrible.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

It’s just 1 so far… From Reynolds. Small Sample Size

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

hes got plenty of time to strike out more

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need

more fire.

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correction: Need more mustache

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mustache

conversations optional.

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correction:

Needs more fiery mustache.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

just sounds painful.

Or sexy???

No, just painful.

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eckstein up

The scrappiness is palpable

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Eckstein

Scrappys a single into left.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

So

grindy!

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

gamers a stolen base.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He scraps a ball for a hit

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

we should all take a break on the “that’s what she said” jokes.

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean

I’m all for good ones! But not every one deserves it!

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not

singingly you out! Gosh I feel awkward now!

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

You should.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do!

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt?

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

World Cup is over, dude

Put it away.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

World Cup

is never over.

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now

That’s just where you’re wrong, Bobby.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

there’s only one video I watch anymore, and that’s Donovan’s goal against Algeria.

6/23/10 NEVER FORGET

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just watch sports bloopers

they’re hilarious!

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Jul 16, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least

They should make a modicum of sense

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So did anyone...

…actually read the piece i wrote on the visalia rawhide’s prospects today?

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 16, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I've

been at work all day, and now I’m editing a video project. So, not yet.

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by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, not had time yet.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didny know we had prospects...

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Jul 16, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's what crappy teams call "hope"

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have prospects

the majority are in a-ball though. Except for Jarrod parker, who’s coming back from TJ, and brandon allen, who’s in reno.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 16, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

/insert awkward sentence explaining it was a joke

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But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't see it?

I don;t remember seeing it in fanposts or on the front page.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's in SnakeBytes

Geez, dude, I spend upwards of ten minutes on those posts, you could at least obsessively read them.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

so was just watching Tropic Thunder online

and they don’t have the last 10 minutes of the movie. What kinda crock o’ poo is that?

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

You're in China

Can’t you go find the DVD for like $1.20?

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

less than that

but I would have to buy it. Why not just use the “legal” online options instead?

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That whole movie

was a crock o’ poo.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, the extras were quite funny.

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hilarious

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It

was pretty disappointing. How they screwed up such a solid idea is beyond me.

Quit drooling, vote for me.

by soco on Jul 16, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

The previews looked so funny too.
Then I’m like “WTF is this crap?” when I started to watch it.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is

Most of Womack’s first season with the DBacks was spent in right field, so he’s got 487 games at short for Arizona compared to Drew’s 564.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Aaron Cunningham

has been putting together a decent season as a filler so far. I have to say that I’m rooting for him, once a DBack always a DBack.

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

unless you're Russ Ortiz

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibly

the “stein” could be silent

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

Eckstein isn’t Jewish.

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 17, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about Byrnes?

Oh you mean literally….

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Byrnes.

(And yes I mean both)

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jul 16, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

still want both to succeed

especially JByrnes, he got hosed.

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like

for JB to succeed. I don’t really care about Flipper.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard very bad things about Jonah Hex

which is incredibly disappointing. It looked great

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

It had Megan Fox. I had no real hopes.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have heard that is bad and also the movie with “7” in it, I can’t think of the name.

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by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

when it comes to movie reviews

it depends on who you trust, I’ve read some reviews that made me wonder if we were watching the same movie or not.

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked it too

sometimes I just wan’t to be entertained. If the plot holes and bad dialogiue are kept to a minimum, I’m pretty easy

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats the way I treat most movies

I’m not one to overly criticize a movie because I want it take me somewhere else for a hour and a half. If I’m busy analyzing every facet of the film it doesn’t do that. So I’m one that tends to shut his brain off while watching a movie with low expectations.

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that is the difference

between a movie and “a film”. I want to see a movie, something to entertain.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

I think I might start using that.

I already tell people there is a difference between pretty and attractive. Pretty is something to look at. Attractive means more. Most people just scoff at me and say I’m crazy.

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

friends told me that Shutter Island was shit, but it was really good.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phil and I really enjoyed

Shutter Island. He thought the movie was predictable, but it was still good.

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Movie and other art reviews are a tricky thing

Generally speaking, the reviewer has no knowledge of the media that is being reviewed (This is especially prevalent in Theatre reviews), and so they can come off looking… stupid.

But on the other hand, the majority of the people who will see the movie/play/art exhibit etc. will have just as much if not less knowledge as the guy reviewing, so it’s really for those people

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard some okay things about Sorcerer's Apprentice

But to wait until it’s on DVD.

I’ve heard nothing but good about Inception, though, so I’m looking forward to seeing that.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed it

they did a pretty good job of injecting a little bit more “Shrek” humor into a kids movie.

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It didn't really need the 3D

Nice but not part of the immersive experience the way Avatar needed 3D.

by asteroid on Jul 16, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

the movie that starts with an i and has leonardo in it was great.

and then you have tmnt which is tubular

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by blank_38 on Jul 16, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nicolas Cage

Last movie he was in that was actually good?

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Raising Arizona?

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honey!

Let’s go get Nathan Junior!

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked Lord of War

but thats more because of the true story it was based on rather than the actual movie

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

::adding it to my amazon wish list::

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually liked

The Family Man….so go figure

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rumblefish?

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kick-Ass

Before that…. Possibly Raising Arizona.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

good movie

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I wanted to see it pretty badly, but not so much that I can’t wait until it comes out on DVD.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inclined to think you may be right

It’s in the pile to see at some point, though I am not sure “good” is actually the best phrase for it, any more than it was for Ghost Rider, which I enjoyed far more than I’d admit.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

People

should stop paying Nicolas Coppola to make movies.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a free country

and if he’s winning the auditions…..besides, if he’s making movies, then he can clean up his tax bills.

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right,

it’s just like saying “People should stop paying Sidney Ponson to play baseball.” He isn’t good, but still gets chance after chance.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really

I’m just mystified that he’s an Oscar winner.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He only has one expression

and that looks like an indigestion remedy ad from the 50s

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey now!

at least he has an expression, after all Keanu Reeves keeps finding jobs

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's gets ome runs.

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

oh either

I’m not fussy

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ommm

runz…..

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Garland K's Haren

Haren not happy.

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

he should have charged

the mound and kicked Garland’s ass

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But then

Garland would blame the lack of roof for his loss.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

A walk FOR US is nice.

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Doing nothing with it

Is not

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pleasent Thoughts


From last weekend.

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That looks like fun! :)

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool.

I don’t like water though, but that looks fun.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the Animas in Durango. That’s “Slim” in front of me on the boat.

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Durango

Is beautiful…gosh how i miss Colorado!

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 17, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is

3/4ths believable

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

unpossible…

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by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simultaneously

So did Troy Tulowitzki. Despite being on the DL.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that before or after he recorded

the unassisted triple play?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before

But after he struck out the side.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i heard he used 8

the scorekeeper counted a fastball that was 200 mph twice.

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by blank_38 on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it was

he hit a bicycle…….

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

From here:

Bengie Molina just hit for the cycle. Of all the words I never thought I’d print, those may just top them all.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

was there a sniper

that took out the outfielders?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a joke, right?

His heart gives out after rounding second.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

He stopped for a breather in between first and second.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lame

MLB hasn’t put up a video of the triple. That makes me wonder if it’s one of those triples that only avoided being scored an error because it would give the batter the cycle.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

starting Good Morning Vietnam

thoughts before I hit play?

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

get some popcorn

and some tissues

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

tissues? Hmm… didn’t see that coming

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on now

the end is quite melancholy

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

haven’t seen it.

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tom Hanks?

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's Forrest Gump

Robin Williams

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right.

:-P

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Robin Williams

guess us middle aged white guys are interchangable these days

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

RACIST!

`

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can't ask me

I got my papers

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay,

I’m out. If we lose, you guys have some explaining to do.

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by Jdub220 on Jul 16, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

thanks ump

be sure to give that location to DH wouldya?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

So...

My Netflix queue is empty. Any movie suggestions for me and Sammy to watch?

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

what do you like?

Romantic Comedy, Action, Horror, Drama????

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything

except for Sci-Fi and Horror.

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, there goes 2/3 of my suggestions

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 16, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can still share them anyway?

Who know? My interest probably will change?

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good night and Good luck.

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moon

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moon = damn good film

punch line at the end was perfect.

by nargel on Jul 17, 2010 3:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Dish

not really SF

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite my preference for SF...

I liked
The Blind Side
Freedom Writers
The Sure Thing

That should give you a start in different genres.

by asteroid on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

good call

on The Sure Thing….a very good pick from early Cusack….

in the same vein…. High Fidelity is a good film (way too many good insights into guys)

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

well I assume you've seen most of the popular titles

sooooo… I’ll pick some underrated films

Romantic Comedy – While You Were Sleeping
Western – an old classic – The Magnificient Seven
Drama – Three Days of the Condor
Comedy – What’s Up Doc

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, While You Were Sleeping

Because it’s romantic to pretend to be someone’s fiance while they’re in a coma.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen it.

Not a fan.

I should mention that I’m not a fan of chick flicks. (Yeah, yeah… what kind of bachelorette am I?)

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a very good one

apparently

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

Ella will be sooo disappointed. :(

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you would prefer something more realistic

like Transformers?

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

Just because one movie is shit doesn’t mean the other is automatically good.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

ymmv

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dogma

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alanis Morissette!

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rumblefish

despite N.Cage.

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rumblefish and Raising Arizona have made the list today

and I also realized I haven’t seen Snatch in awhile and Brad Pitt is kinda awesome in that.

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by JustAJ on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Romance --

Return to Me

Kishi, what’s that movie? You know, the one with the girl? And the princes?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um

I’m not sure.

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, you know.

It’s that one. And there’s a guy in it? And it’s got a twist at the end?

Hee.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh!

White Christmas!

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by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holiday Inn.

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uncomfortable Racism?

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh you mean

The Crying Game

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really, tho.

Stardust is good.

Also, Galaxy Quest is always worthwhile.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoyed those too

not often you see DeNiro play against type ;-)

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though Midnight Run was awesome.

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by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Especially Galaxy Quest, even if it’s SF and that was on the OhNo list.

Cuz if we can have SF I would add Serenity to the list. (It’s a western in space, OKAY?)

by asteroid on Jul 16, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1 for Serenity

heck the whole Firefly series was pretty good imho

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by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1000000000000000000

…. It’s always heads

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 total hits?

where did the hitters go tijuana?

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by blank_38 on Jul 16, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

Poop

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

double poop

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

double MOOSE poop.

I'm working my way to grumpy old curmudgeon status with all the grace I can muster.

by pygalgia on Jul 16, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, I hate that guy.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

and per usual Eckstein looks

like an all-star against us. Shame he can’t hit for squat against anyone else

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jul 16, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop it Dan,

stop the rot now

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

There goes my plan to go actively watch this one, rather than listening to it in the distance.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hm

Diving into a swimming pool full of anti-freeze seems more appealing right now

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Met the new half

same as the old half

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Uhoh.

J’up said a bad word.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

And 5-1 Padres now

Time to start the recap.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 16, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Six hits.

A walk.

Five runs.

And he’s not even out of it yet.

by Azreous on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

le sigh

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

:(

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

This seems like a great way to spend my Friday evening.

Oh, wait.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

I just found out that my hometown, Hackensack, NJ just had an earthquake this morning? o.O

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

The world is coming to an end.

You know there was an earthquake here in April, right? It was tremors from the Baja quake.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I heard about that one too. :-\ Hope they’re able to find them.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

random

Have you ever heard of the Leeds Devil?

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leeds Devil

is a folklore story about. It’s also known as Jersey Devil. It’s about a woman giving birth to her 13th child, the child’s considered to be evil because it’s not in humane form. It has wings and hooves. Something like that.

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

arugh.

Stupid firefox.

“It’s also known as Jersey Devil” is supposed to be at the end.

::sigh::

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is a group on facebook

called “I’m still afraid of La Llorona”.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indian woman that drowned her kids during when the Spanish were colonizing the area. . She is doomed to wander the banks of rivers in the southwest saying, “Aye, mis hijos” (Oh, my little ones). I know a few people that have claimed to hear her.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

What’s it?

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I have. I grew up in the Pine Barren. :-)

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

the nhl new jersey devils

is sort of based on this theme, i think

by brian custer on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is.

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is where they NJ franchise got its name, yes.

Before that they were the Kansas City Scouts and the (original) Colorado Rockies.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they went

right from Colorado directly to NJ?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

They were in KC for like umm…2 years?

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-P

That’s where I went to.

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are right, I got the chronology wrong.

They were in KC for their first two seasons.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait...

::googling::

well, Anna was right. :-P

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, how come

it’s okay for hockey to have the Devils, but not okay for baseball to have the Devil Rays?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't a matter of "Not being okay"

They did have name for 10 years. They just decided to do something different.

And they did get good after the name change, so….

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

They would have gotten good anyway.

10 years of picking in the top 3?

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by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

they got flack about the “Devil” part of it. Even though they were named after an actual animal.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was one dude

Who played for them who became born-again in the off-season one year and petitioned… but nothing happened.

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by Clefo on Jul 16, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

just did above.

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by katers on Jul 16, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love stuff like that

So weird.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you heard of

Spring Heel Jack?

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 16, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

how about the south bend shovel slayer?

by brian custer on Jul 16, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a shoveller

and I’m darned good.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am!

But I’m not a shoveler.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buffy!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Those were real vamps, not these gay ass sparkly things. And no I haven’t seen twilight.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 16, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope that what i am thinking is not true

that haren has psychologically thrown in the towel…

by brian custer on Jul 16, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Would it make a diff?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 16, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice one Kelly

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 16, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah, I completely forgot!

If we do bad, then we’ll get a high draft pick!

Quick question, since our #1 pick this year didn’t pass his physical, does that mean we get the #6 Draft Pick again next year, as well as another high draft pick?

by Skii on Jul 16, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty much

I forget if we get the same pick, or the one just below it.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 16, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you think that they did that on purpose?

Choose a guy they know won’t pass his physical (However they figure that out), and then when times are sunnier, get two high draft picks?

by Skii on Jul 17, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

That was my first thought

But I have absolutely no proof to back up the thought. It just seemed like such an odd pick at the time, with a lot of mock drafts not having Loux as a first-round choice, never mind going in the top ten.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no problem with it

If that’s what they did. When you’ve a limited budget, you can’t afford moral scruples.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

For some reason

That excuse didn’t hold up in court when I used it

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by Clefo on Jul 17, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

According to Keith Law
Next year’s draft class looks much stronger and deeper than this year’s in almost every area, with high school right-handers possibly the lone exception. There’s one premium college bat, a number of top-flight college arms — and a strong mix of prep talent across the board. While this year’s draft only offered maybe eight to 10 true first-rounders — players who’d be picked in the top 30 in almost any year — the 2011 class could very easily see first-round talents squeezed out of that range because there’s just so much talent in the country.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the untimely reply, had to reboot.

This is who I want, from sheriffswannabe on DBBP

Official report due tomorrow, but expected #1 selection Anthony Rendon (3B, Rice U) suffered multiple fractures in his ankle and foot during tonight’s Team USA game, and speculation is that he will need a pin(s) inserted.

It would take a dreadfully slow start to his ’11 campaign and serious doubts about the health and durability of his ankle/foot, but I would say the chance of him falling past 1-1 is now non-zero, even if it is extremely remote.

Here’s a snippet from Jason Churchill’s scouting report on Rendon, published just yesterday:

Jason Churchill wrote:
“He’s got eye-popping, God-given abilities,” says a long time National League scout. “He plays both sides of the game. The kid’s capable of All-Stars, of MVPs.”

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 17, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

From what I’ve read he seemed to be the consensus #1 pick. Be interesting to see what this injury does to his spot.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

good old GIDP :-)

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 17, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, look - a Reynolds K

There’s a shocker.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

I am really beginning to think

That it’s not the manager or the GM who are the problem with this team…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

NO!

Really? MY MIND IS BLOOOOOWN!

NEED MORE FIREY!

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by Clefo on Jul 17, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm calling it

They’re going to put on an amazing comeback and win this game.

by Skii on Jul 17, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

If nothing else,

the Diamondbacks could at least lose faster so I can go home earlier.

by Azreous on Jul 17, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Tell me about it

The recap is mostly done.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

whether nights like this are brilliant for recaps or sad. Hell, even if the blowout is reversed, we usually have incentive to hang about and get all the great details. A huge loss…

Yeah, I think it’s sad.

by Azreous on Jul 17, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I lknow

I hate doing the weekly shop so I’ll go after the game;it won’t seem as bad.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 17, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, umm...

How ’bout them Cardinals? Signing all those draft picks and all…

by Skii on Jul 17, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Well

We won the first game of and then the Padres were great for the first half. I’d be glad to trade them for the second half.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Pitcher with the Tigers

His name came up a while back when people were discussing what we might ask for back if we traded Haren.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

You remember when we were winning!

…Yeah, I don’t either.

by Azreous on Jul 17, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Winning what?

The game? Because after Justin Upton hit that double, for a few minutes there, I actually thought we were going to win!

8-1. It isn’t getting any better.

by Skii on Jul 17, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Augie,Augie,Augie!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 17, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Meh, Meh, Meh

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by Clefo on Jul 17, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

OY OY OY!

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jul 17, 2010 2:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know

Things sure went downhill after Jdub left.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

aha

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 17, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I blame him

For all those runs.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

because I’m such good luck. Just ask the fine folks over at DBBP!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 17, 2010 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, look.

We appear to have walked the bases loaded with one out.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Some days

I feel like we should just go out after the seventh and concede.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, look

We appear to have walked in a run.

Jeebus.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

And

Brought in another run via a HBP.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

See

If Heilman was closing, this wouldn’t have happened.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

those post-All-Star-break hopes weren’t given much time to blossom, were they.

by Azreous on Jul 17, 2010 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Of course they were!

That’s why we had the extra day off.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good gravy

that was rubbish

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 17, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

See

I was thinking he should go out there and say something along the lines of “Get the f@*# off the mound.”

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, whatever happened in the middle there, it’s kinda cool.

by Azreous on Jul 17, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah..

exactly my thinking…

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by katers on Jul 17, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man.

It ate half my symbols and a legitimate word (sake) at the end. Neat.

by Azreous on Jul 17, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

And rec'd

Hey, I need something for comment of the night.

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by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

[Bangs heads on keyboard]

This is wretched.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

So

Heilman comes in with the bases loaded and one out, gives up a walk, a HBP, and a walk. But they’re not his runners! So if he can get an out here, his ERA will go down.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:08 AM EDT reply actions  

It's

the Bob Howry effect!

by Azreous on Jul 17, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, there goes that theory

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Instead

Heilman leaves with a mere 0.16 bump to his ERA.

Norberto’s goes up 4.24 points.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

didn't Jerry Jr start this inning?

Oy……..

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 17, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

COMEBACK TIME

ALL RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

by Azreous on Jul 17, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow, just wow

- J. Norberto relieved E. Vasquez
- J. Hairston Jr. walked
- D. Eckstein popped out to right
- A. Gonzalez walked, J. Hairston Jr. to second
- C. Headley walked, J. Hairston Jr. to third, A. Gonzalez to second
- A. Heilman relieved J. Norberto
- N. Hundley walked, J. Hairston Jr. scored, A. Gonzalez to third, C. Headley to second
- S. Hairston hit by pitch, A. Gonzalez scored, C. Headley to third, N. Hundley to second
- A. Cunningham fouled out to first
- T. Gwynn walked, C. Headley scored, N. Hundley to third, S. Hairston to second
- E. Cabrera hit for E. Mujica
- E. Cabrera singled to shallow center, N. Hundley scored, S. Hairston to third, T. Gwynn to second
- J. Hairston Jr. grounded out to third
- End of Inning (4 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors)

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

sorry that you actually

had to live thru it. I came back at the tail end, so I am still shell shocked. (though, with this team, why would I be?)

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 17, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know

For a team that’s first in the standings and a team that’s routing a division foe, PetCo sure looks empty as hell.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

The gas lamp kids

are having a slumber party

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 17, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is California, they probably all left in the 7th. I don’t remember if it was full to begin with. Also, they can’t predict the score.

I talked crap today to my friend who is a Padres fan, too. Way to back me up Dbacks.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 17, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't too full to begin with

You know, who wants to go to see a winning team, on a Friday night, in nice weather?

Not Padres fans, apparently.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

33,177 according to the boxscore

Though can’t blame ‘em for not sticking around. I probably wouldn’t have.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not like

they’re playing a real baseball team.

by Azreous on Jul 17, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i guess my calculations were incorrect.

Haiku are simple,
But they often don't make sense,
Refrigerator.

by blank_38 on Jul 17, 2010 1:14 AM EDT reply actions  

That guy

looks like how we all feel.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:17 AM EDT reply actions  

ahhh, the

“I’m about to explode due to a severe case of gas look”….. know it well

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 17, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Montero Ks looking

And it looked like he had a few words for the ump as he left.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

I think it's safe to say

That we have the worst Bullpen. Any objections?

by Skii on Jul 17, 2010 1:18 AM EDT reply actions  

You

have the best Jdub.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 27

by Jdub220 on Jul 17, 2010 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

none whatrsoever

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jul 17, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

And we're done

If Gibson wants to be fiery, I’d be okay with him telling reporters that Heilman is sitting on his ass for the rest of the series.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Is this officially confirmed?

Sorry, working on the recap

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jul 17, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

I think this is just hopes and dreams.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sooo, any good movie recommendations

for tomorrow night?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 17, 2010 1:23 AM EDT reply actions  

His foot was off the base by an inch?

Oh, that’s a bullshit call by the ump.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Bullpen:

An ERA of 18, collectively. EIGHT walks, no strikeouts.

by Azreous on Jul 17, 2010 1:37 AM EDT reply actions  

I know Haren sucked,

but I still think Norberto or Heilman really lost it.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jul 17, 2010 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Eh

We had four hits. Any runs was apparently too many.

So long, ol' Muppet arms.

by kishi on Jul 17, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

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