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Gameday Thread, #60: 6/9 vs. Braves

Atlanta Braves at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 9, 2010 9:40 PM EDT


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Kenshin Kawakami
RHP, 0-8, 4.91

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Ian Kennedy
RHP, 3-3, 3.46

If we can stop Kawakami from getting the victory tonight, he'll have gone winless for a dozen starts at the beginning of the season - that's a streak which hasn't been surpassed in the NL since Matt Beech went without a W over his first fifteen starts for the '97 Phillies. Needless to say, I am hoping this proves to be the case, rather than the Diamondbacks being the first team in 2010 to provide the taste of victory to Kawakami.

Details and line-up after the jump. Though as noted previously, I'll be seeing this one from Chase, where I'll be taking part in a web-chat session with Jack Magruder of FoxSportsArizona.com - please feel free to join us there during the game as well.

Star-divide

  1. Kelly Johnson 2B
  2. Justin Upton RF
  3. Stephen Drew SS
  4. Mark Reynolds 3B
  5. Chris Young CF
  6. Gerardo Parra LF
  7. Rusty Ryal 1B
  8. Chris Snyder C
  9. Ian Kennedy RHP

We were one of Kawakami's no-decisions when we last faced him, on May 14. He only went 4.1 innings that day, allowing three runs on five hits and two walks. He has been a bit unlucky of late: the Braves have won all three of his no-decisions, and Kawakami has had a 3.60 ERA in his four winless starts since we saw him last.  Interesting to see Rusty Ryal get the start at 1B, his fourth of the season: one wonders if this (a position he didn't play in the minors) is in preparation for a trade of Adam LaRoche?

See you in the comments...

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Looking forward

to the web chat. This is the only guy in the NL without a win – Kawakimi – so let’s keep it dat way.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I texted u bro

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even know where my phone is. :(

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

nooooooooooooo.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get on face book or something I need to talk to you

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't you just snap your fingers

and have Steve Jobs appear out of nowhere and give you a new one?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

only if your wi-fi is off

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEYO!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like a good neighbor,

State Farm is there… WITH A NEW iPHONE!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some other notes.

This is an Azrecap, so LET’S DO IT.

Also, rec comments if you want me to take Comment of the Night seriously mouth. MAKE IT GREEN.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

OK.
Go, Flagstaff!

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 9, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Rec'd.

See, it’s that easy!

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh ryal at first

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Why ugh?

LaUnclutch is slumping again.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just don't feel good with him over there at first since he's never even played there before last year.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

it IS the 2nd easiest defensive position, but it’s also true that we’ve been spoiled with LaClutch’s defense.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But his defense is usually still good.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's actually my favorite thing about LaRoche this year

He’s made Reynolds look better, I think.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

he’s made Reynolds’ stats look better, but anyone who’s been watching can see that Mark is slightly better, but still a little wild.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scrappie do!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woot

Ready for the ballgame

And ready for whatever D-Bag outside my window to STOP whistling the Oompa Loompa song

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe

“Puff, the magic dragon” is up next

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

“Enter Sandman”

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

and i thought my music was eclectic

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess mine is too

I immediately recognized all three songs

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's some

good whistling!

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

How did this show up

with one rec already?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Illusions, Michael

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Rec'd.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

That’s weird.

Could be a sign of things to come.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I'm at work

so things might be a lot slower for me than in RL with the company firewall and all

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone rec'd this for me?

Random, but when I was little, I called my late grandfather, Oompa. :)

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 9, 2010 9:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Vamos a ganar!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

If you say it in Spanish

Does it make it more true?

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure hope so

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

It just gets your papers checked.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute

You expect me to have two windows open and pay attention to the game, amongst all my other distractions? Geez, Jim, talk about unreasonable.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking I'd just copy and paste any comments

that I make here, and put them over at Magruder’s site.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just throw crap at the wall

and see if anything sticks?

I dunno if I’d recommend it. That’s our bullpen approach.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I did get my question answered.

And I hate to just throw crap at the wall, because I have to clean it up. Much as you discovered with Sammy.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Argh....

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

However, on that note,

thank God that Sammy’s a dog rather than a chimp.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so he's not throwing his crap and only leaving it for you to find?

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

How much would it suck to come home and have crap on the ROOF, rather than the floor??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-(

Did my baby pooped on your bedroom floor again today?

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nah. I put him in the bathroom today.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greetings from the press box

Just getting set up. Nick Piecoro three seats to my left. :-)

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 9, 2010 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like

he needs to stop by here sometime. Maybe for a live chat or something.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ironwood class of '98

Represent.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woot.

Go Eagles.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOO

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still holding the grudge.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fo sho.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

will you be relaying all of our witty remarks to everyone in the press box?

“HAHAHAHA!!!! You should just see the song Azreous made up. It goes….. (looks up)”

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so,

if for no other reason than to make Jim sing the Oompa Loompa song.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on people

this needs to have like a billion recommendations

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

… Does Strasburg get to lift the Stanley Cup first should it be won tonight?

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm disappointed

Strasburg isn’t starting in goal for the Blackhawks.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 9, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a question.

Of COURSE he gets to lift the Stanley Cup. Why would you doubt that? He’s … he’s Strasburg!!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

More like

the Strasburg Cup.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, rec'd.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

RelyFAIL?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

LetterPFAIL?

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lolz

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Total

ReplyFAIL.

You think I’d double check the indentation.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone know how montero is doing in his rehab?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Should be back next week if I remeber correctly.

He has resumed catching activities.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay

brewers now need catching again, hopefully they get antsy and pull the strings on the suppan/snyder trade.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snakepit callout!!

Magruder is on the pregame.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats because Jim is with Macgruder.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Duh. I know that. I just like to hear “AZ Snake Pit” mentioned on TV.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ok

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No prob.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

woo jim!

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 9:26 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

They just had the National Anthem

Played by a ukelele master. Surprisingly good. Jimmy Hendrix, eat your heart out…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 9, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

And I'll bet

it was nice & fast?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

twss

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And probably

not a pathetic tryout for American Idol.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over/under

of times the word “mouth” is used during the webchat?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Over

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

None.

That’s our inside joke. Let’s not it go viral.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Snakepit jokes going viral is cool.

But nobody’s gonna understand that one.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE don't understand that one.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ian Kennedy:

He’s the new Danny Haren

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s so hot right now.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The New Danny Haren

As in the old Danny Haren?

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

He’s the guy to whose spot in the rotation I look forward these days.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

dang you.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and RJ was the new Andy Benes... wait. never mind.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see

somebody here made it into the questions already. Only took two.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

It's interesting seeing how other Dbacks fans think...

the ones that aren’t wrapped in the conversation here, that is.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting?

Or embarrassing?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know! I saw his ears from outside the stadium.....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ReplyFAIL,

it is contagious.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blast! Got distracted....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 pitch, 1 out.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

A lot of these pitches should be strikes..

But wait, Joe West is the home plate umpire…

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

over/under inning where Joe West inserts himself into the box score

6th

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Under

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Under

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

Joe West’s chin was already in the box score before the game started.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Under

Especially if someone seated near the dugout brought pancakes to the game

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe West

is TOO BIG not to fit into the box score SOMEWHERE.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

2slo4azreous

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWS...S?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over

it’ll be a critical call too

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would we then legally have a case

for setting him on fire?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

West got lucky

and didn’t have to face our combined wrath

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 10, 2010 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like

the little typing sound on the chat page.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

someone wanna direct me to this chat?

I must have missed something

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um...

did you read the blurb?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

never mind

read the GDT text for the first time ever.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sergeyism?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm serious though

I don’t think I have ever read the opening blurb to a GDT

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry.

It’s not like we’re silently judging you.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course not

We’re very verbal in our judging around here.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

we're internet people

there is no holding back. That is unless you wanna meet up so we can fight, kidswifelovemouth.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Rec'd.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

>:(

there

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should try it sometime.

Occasionally, there is good info there.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a link at the top of the page

in the pre-game notes

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aqui.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Revise sus papeles!

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

and China says

“NO CHAT FOR YOU!!!!”

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had to click on the lower right hand side

Wednsdays With McGruder to get it to work

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

China has the whole site blocked

and I don’t wanna fire up the VPN because it slows down my chat refreshing. So I’ll just live without

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE!

FIGHT THE SYSTEM!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

IPK GIDP.

Nice.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

DP!!!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

You rock.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double play!

Awesome.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Fox Sports chat,

more like Surpriseman chat, amirite?

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Fasho.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the other hand

I think he’s the only person asking questions who isn’t a Snakepitter.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

True Story

It’s almost dinner time, and the lady in my kitchen says:
“All you have is meat, cheese, and beer”
I must be the cook, if she doesn’t know that pasta, beans, rice, or spices aren’t in the fridge.

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 9, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Find

a new lady?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

just get a dog

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

then she said “can we watch some baseball?”
Sexiest thing any lady has ever said to me.
I’m off to the kitchen.

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

::approves::

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The lady in your kitchen?

Did she just wander in?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should probably check her papers

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s a Mariners fan, FWIW.

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 9, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

this one seems to be.
(when the hot parts of your life rarely go above ‘simmer’, most anything is good).

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 9, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rough place to be this year, almost as bad as being a DBacks fan.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe worse

You could argue they had REALLY high expectations this year

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

My daughter, AKA The MarinerHouseWife,

has the ESPN magazine with the Mariners on the front, it has articles about how great they’d be. I think she is going to repurpose it as a dart board.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somethings happening here

What it is ain’t exactly clear

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

A moose once bit my sister

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

maybe you just censored “gun” and substituted something totally ridiculous, MTV-style.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like

the dude on the couch in Half Baked?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's been a whale sighting in the fox game chat....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I was gonna say

“What is this. I don’t even.” but then I got it.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww yeah.

Plus, just got the Dbacks game working again, so this’ll be my first /full/ Dbacks broadcast. Aww sí.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOT IF

I CUT IT SHORT BY DEMANDING YOUR PAPERS!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

PEROPEROPERO

NO TENGU NINGUN PAPEL

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

THEN

YOU CAN GIT OUT

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn Pokemon!

Taking our jerbs!

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

DERDERKRJRB

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wailord randomly hits buttons on his keyboard!

It’s not very effective.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

punk?

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wailord's attack missed!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry, Wailord.

I got it. And I LOL’d.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eel's question

makes me lul.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Arrgggggg!!!! Ye SHall not speak that name here!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFFFFFF

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

It’s frustrating. Every time we hear news about Webb, it’s some new story, but he’s still not throwing. I don’t know what to think anymore.

by eel on Jun 9, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIDP!

A great one, at that.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

so my fantasy team has throw 9 innings

allowed 8 hits and given up 7 ER. This is ridiculous.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch

Marcum? Buccholz?

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lied

stack Porcello on that for tonights performance and I now am at 12 IP, 17 H, 15 ER

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously, you're cursed

Time to trade for a bunch of players from the rest of the NL West.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullben talk,

there is enough of it.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Even though

I don’t think there’s been a question about the bullben yet. Or the bullpen.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

[Comment From Jay Bontempi Jay Bontempi: ]

ok enough of the bullben talk,i think we can agree that the d-backs need to make some moves right?

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

But none of the questions there had been about the bullpen yet.

And that Jay guy is crazy. Reynolds and LaRoche for Adrian Gonzalez? Never gonna happen.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone else's gameday not working?

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

mine's fine

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Chinese

hate freedom. We already knew this.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can't say that on here!!!!

They’re probably watching me! You’ve doomed me!

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

*ahem*

To anyone who’s reading this… did I mention that AJforAZ’s favorite movie is Seven Years In Tibet?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeez

What have I said about walking people?!?!?!

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaaand

Jay Bontemp is a ****ing idiot.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we know him?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

We do now?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next,

I’m expecting him to demand that we go back in time and trade for a 1997 Randy Johnson.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

IK Dave? WTF is Dave?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

azcentral regular I bet

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The

regularest.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, comment of the year

i think what they need to do is trade mark reynolds and dave la roch to s.d. for adrian gonzalez

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

See my comment above

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave La Roch

is disappointing, and we should pursue Ben Sheets or Cliff Lee, ‘cause they’re of equal talent and equally attainable.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave La Roch?

Ooookay.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave La Roch?

Dave’s not here, man.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

FTW

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

How do you even know those old jokes?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You, alright?

I learned it from watching you!

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That gets

a personal rec from me. It made me laugh. Although I did not spit out my drink.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dave La Roch?

I’m mulling over a Zack De La Rocha for Joe Strummer trade in my “Politically Motivated Rock Frontmen” fantasy league

Any relation?

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you have Robert Plant you should be fine with De La Rocha

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

In honor of D-Train

you could pick up M.I.A. off waivers?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well

Bono’s been alright, but I’m not getting what I want from Tim McIlrath

Decisions decisions

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wailord

Replied to your trade…

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Saw dat

Not going to accept it, but mulling counteroffers. Are you keeping Hughes (that’s fine, just don’t wanna keep making offers that include him if so)?

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like to

but if you can’t accept anyone else, then…I guueeessss…

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's just

I have a nice chunk of offense on my team (Youkilis, Braun) and very few SP. We’ll just keep countering until we find a middle-ground.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wellllll

I offered Gorzelanny, who is technically a RP for Chicago now, but still qualifies as a SP.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

He’s ugly.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's freakshow ugly

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but...

I actually have SP, but they aren’t as solid as I’d like.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

IPK

he be mah homedawg.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Magruder really just call Ojeda the BEST infielder on our team!!!!!

DFA

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Whaaaa?

I can only hope Jim is giving him a skeptical look.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He hasn't responded since.

Maybe Jim killed him?

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not dead

But hopefully he was harangued with a Scottish accent.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

April is now in debt forever

for the bribe

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bribe?

What bribe?

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defensively, he meant.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So many tabs,so little time

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it still the top of the 2nd?

I need a baseball update in place of Gameday not cooperating. Please.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

bases were loaded

kawakami drounds into the force out for the final out

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

IPK

me gusta.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

I declare Dallas winner of the chat.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a wall I punch when our bullpen loses a game for us. Do you know anyone who needs a giant pile of drywall pieces?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Thanks ;)

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Augie,

best infielder and outfielder on the team.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

TO HAVE TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY,IN THIS CASE TRADE QUALITY PLAYERS FOR QUALITY PLAYERS…..SAY HELLO TO DARON / GRACIE ….TELL THEM WHOA!!!!! GO DODGERS!! REYNOLDS/LA ROCHE FOR ADRIAN GONZALEZ IS A NO BRAINER,www.twiiter.com/cbontempi
Wednesday June 9, 2010 7:11 Jay Bontempi

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, here's my one blatant bid for a COTN.

JAY BONTEMPI IS THE DEFINITION OF THE IDIOT D-BACKS FAN.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

+1

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That dude is dumb.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

details?

besides the stupid Reynolds trade

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check Wailord's comment

Right above this thread.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah my chat is running behind

and that popped up as I was typing. I keep getting 10 comments at a time.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

curious,

any trolling questions that might be from Bucky?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

some shmuck asked about the Mets?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

oy, my guess is that was him then

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol Bucky

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

A'ight

so maybe I should stop submitting bogus questions. Probably doesn’t help out Jim & Co.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you

Victor?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I haven’t changed my name.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such as?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGH....

Reynolds slams a Fatburger JUST FOUL.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Woah.

Talk about power.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

This is tongue-in-cheek... right?

JackMagruder:
Hmmm. Pillows would give too much on contact — bad for ankles, feet, balance, pivoting. But it’s a good thought.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

he’s trying to be diplomatic.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

any Pitters that haven’t had a question make it?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

In what universe is this a good thought?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

dr. who's?

what was the question?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

the pillows one

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

cy w/ a double

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

CY

has been good again. Yay.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a funny guy.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Ks

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Dumb question, Dallas.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

It was more for reaction purposes so.....

I win!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're fired

Don’t pack up your things- we’ll just light them on fire.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're both talking

about the Upton-for-Strasburg one, right?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

NSFW

but related.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone who ever said..

… “There are no dumb questions” either

1. Never went to college
2. Never went on the internet.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well,

there’s no such thing as a dumb question, but if there were, that would have been it.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strasburg fever,

he has it.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waaaaaait...

Dallas, are you actually Bob Costas?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never seen them

in the same place at the same time.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sshhhhhhhh.... (I am not supposed to be here)

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shouldn't you be

Making hot chocolate and s’mores for Stasburg before you guys tell spooky stories and fall asleep in bunk beds?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He likes prefers the middle of oreos on Twinkies

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear

a constitutional amendment is being offered to change the name of this country to “The United States of Strasburg”.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

moar liek

The Strasburg Strasburgs of Strasburg.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 out double

wasted.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

We saw that baseball team!

It’s RAOOOOOOUUUUUUUUL!

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 9, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey yooouuu guuuuys

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 9, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

"I hate that guy!"

But love you. :)

HI!

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 9, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody know why

IPK’s velocity has been down?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

The gun guy

happened to be walking backwards.

Relativity, dude!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 outs .I'VE LOST TRACK OF WHERE I'M POSTING

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim just answered my question :)

Snakepitters are representing tonight! GO US!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I know!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know

what the usual turnout is for these chats?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jack just answered too :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

good signs?

They ignored mine.
Psh

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

might see Montero up here this wekend, radio guys saying

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

So when asked who we may trade

Jim logically says LaRoche, Snyder, and possibly a SP. This Jack fellow says: Haren, LaRoche, Edwin Jackson, and Reynolds.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Which team is Jack watching?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

IPK

with a hit

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

IPKSmash!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hannah

I saw your comment and Dallas’s too just now ;)

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you see the Augie discussion?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I missed that :(

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Errr...

I wouldn’t go back and check.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

just foul down the line for KJ

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Second and third, one out!

Nice hit by KJ.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Drive into RF, Extra bases

Kennedy held at 3rd

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like Jim wants to be Mr. Nice Guy while in the booth

Jim McLennan:
Yeah, Snyder… You got me there! I was hoping he’d homer.!

granted, it makes sense.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I suspect

he’s being diplomatic, like Magruder.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

MACGRUBER

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep feeling like making that joke

and then being like, “nah… it’s really really dumb.”

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you were right

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your dumb

its you

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doooooo it

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, Upton.

Please don’t fail.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I prefer him hitting second

and Drew third. At least for now.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kelly and JUp doing the business

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Lul @

“Chris from Trash City” getting a question in there…

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

You kow thats Jims wife right?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Know

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Admit it.

You were calling Wailord a cow.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

;-;

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

got Upton looking

Strike 3

2 outs now

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

and this pitcher is 0-8?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently

The ump is calling a wide zone. Strike three didn’t look too bad, but strike two looked well off.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the clarification, on radio only

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gameday made all three look iffy

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's behind the plate?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.{thud}

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

sky,clouds etc

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

yo!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup foo

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

SUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

(This is a great way to gratuitously post whore)

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

(Jenny’s not around, is she?)

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

(I don’t think so. If she were, I’d ask her what happened to the damned Tivo’d video of us at SPF.)

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soup

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

soup

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

supper. mmm.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm headed to lunch in 40 min

and I can’t be more excited. Don’t know what I’m eating but I’m starving

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I should look into that at some point.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

tombstone pizza.

the life of a college student strikes again.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah, Tombstone?

What kinda hoity-toity college student life you living?

Totino’s Pizza for me. When the pizza is a dollar or less, you know you’re making the right decision.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats what I was thinking

must be a private school kid

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Psssh

Totino’s pizza? What about Kruger’s knock off brand of Totino’s?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was 10/$10

im living the dream.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk to Drew

Bases loaded.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

full count

and Joe West a little pissed at the pitcher.

BALL 4

Bases Loaded

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

HE'S MISSING THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-BUFFET

AT SIZZLER!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hey Shooter! Wanna catch some grub?!

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No he's not.

JaMarcus Russell ate it all.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Droo walks.

Bases loaded, 2 outs.

If Mark gets a hit here, I’ll bet we actually hear a fan or two cheer.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

0-2 on Mark

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH!

leave them loaded

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we DFA Reynolds’s beard?

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Bics for 'Backs?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

hurry up and HR Mark

I need a wee

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

SURPRISE!

Mark wee’d on YOU.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And nothing

Bah.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Offense fail

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 9, 2010 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Noooo

Mark, why you gotta.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Failure.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Do I

dare say I remember this same “head moving tutorial” when Byrnes was struggling in 2008?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright,

leadoff single. Hopefully the Braves can do the same thing we did.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Only

without the loading the bases part of that.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care if they load the bases,

as long as they don’t get runs.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

But...

I do (care about the bases being loaded)!

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

I care not whether you care!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the eff team.

Its only Kawakami he sucks.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Or Kamikaze

As Tom Candiotti called him when the Dbacks played the Braves in Atlanta

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He embraces the "one man, one ship" theory

that usually fails?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pulled

the string on him for a K.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Sometimes

It looks like Jack is responding the questions we’re not seeing.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Good, I'm glad it's not just me.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

[Comment From LoveMyDbacks LoveMyDbacks: ]
My question is for Mr. Magruder. Have you ever been to the AzSnakepit site and if so what do you think of it. I think Mr.McLennan does a supurb job at managing the site as well as educating all of us die hard D’Back fans with stats, news, and in depth coverage of our team. Also good to see Sutton promoting the site recently during games.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Whut

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lul but I thought he hated us internet people?

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Yeah YouHaveBeenBannedFromTheAzSnakepit!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow

I don’t think Jack’s going to say he’s never heard of it, but it sounds terrible.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Jim is nodding his head.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's just embarrassing.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the "kissass comment of the day goes to...!"

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

LMD, trying not to get banned again??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok

I like how my comment’s accepted like an hour later, making it seem like I really want everyone to know I agree.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's

with us giving up stolen bases to catchers?

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Or

To just about everyone.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol wailord

Greinke? He of the ZERO run support?

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 10:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Like I said

I need SP. He’s my ace.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww

under what condition would you give up kj?

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I dunno.

He’s been holding down the fort. I’d probably give him up if I dealt with another team for a solid 2B… but I still want both SP. They’re both solid and won’t cost me an astronomical amount (like Lee, Lincecum or Halladay would).

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll probably accept

once I get my computer back from Wes.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Imma go eat some dinrar

I’ll be back. Go us.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Mmmm, dinrar

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

dinosaur steaks

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

apparently Jonah Hill has been cast as Paul De Podesta for the Moneyball movie.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Brad Pitt

still Billy Beane?

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Demitri Martin?

Most likely playing someone awkward… really stepping out of his comfort zone there…

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

is he in it too? Shit, and to think I actually was curious about this movie.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, nevermind.

Just looked it up, Demitri Martin was replaced by Jonah Hill.

That’s an odd switchup. But a good one, as the only time I saw Demitri Martin and didn’t wanna punch him in the face was in “Taking Woodstock”.My ex loved him, and when I found out, I was like, “well, this isn’t gonna work…”

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew

I actually like Jonah Hill.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me three.

Superbad was great… until everyone was like “OMFGMCLOVIN!” and it got annoying. Knocked up was even better.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh on both

I liked them the first time, but didn’t ever need to see them again.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

great!!

it’ll be an awesome teenage comedy for the ages!!

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're gonna rework the story

So it’s about one crazy week at the Winter Meetins when Billy Beane (played by Michael Cera) rushes around to try to sign the free agent he’s been scouting, stand up to Steinbrenner’s bullying, and tell Erin Andrews he’s in love with her.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No no noooooo

Billy Beane is going to take in a homeless fat catcher who walks a lot named Jeremy Brown, and it’ll be a heartwarming tale of how baseball saves his life.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way

It’s a story about a father who has the success he’s always wanted but can’t make Little Billy’s little league games until one day he’s forced by the state to coach the team and realizes he should be general managing his own family.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yessssssss

Sandra Bullock as Billy Beane.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

lolllll

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Golden Glover

was a kid when that glove was popular.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

TWO HANDS

yeaaaaah sutton!

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 10:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Really

I do not understand how that movie trailer could appeal to anyone.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid

people see movies, too.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately

Meet the Spartans

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess

But I just don’t understand the lure of the film where one of the scenes they think is funny enough to put in the trailer involves the main characters peeing in a public pool.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um

stupid people see movies too?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not paying attention...

what movie trailer?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grown Ups

movie with Kevin James, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Chris Rock.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'll spork my eyes out.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grown Ups:

Spork included

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

well,

I’ll go hide in shame in my corner now…

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh look,

it’s another movie where Kevin James talks about how fat he is.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate that.

Although I do like Adam Sandler it looks like a hrrid movie. Rob Schneider ick

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Makin' copieeeeesss..."

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like

Kevin James, but he always does such shitty projects. He’s actually got good comedic timing, just wastes it on terrible material. A third time to say the exact same thing.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you seen his standup?

It’s like “I’m fat blah blah blah cake, not being able to walk up stairs, sweating blah blah blah breathing hard”

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I’m not a huge fan of stand-up.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Breaking Jet skis blah blah blah.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

has anyone heard robin williams stand-up? HILARIOUS

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh too purposefully vulgar for me

he’s the Dane Cook of the early 90’s. Sex, swearing and talking very loudly with lots of running around.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Bob Saget.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you like I stand up.

I enjoy Pablo Francisco.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't.

Every other word is the f-bomb or the c-bomb.

And I’m not a big fan of Pablo Fransisco and all his impressions.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya, i picture him as genie from aladdin when he talks.

its funny.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Allow me to say it

Shut up, Dane Cook.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Now THAT

is just an all-star cast.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woohoo go get em ManCrush

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I thought of you yesterday

When I got to talk to CY during BP :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to get his Signature on my new hat.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nexrt time we're both at a game

We shall strive to get CY to sign it for you :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

time fer some runz

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Wailord

you’re posting under your REAL name now, too?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Parra with a double

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooooooooo mouth

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait Parra got a hit mouth

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

BOTH pitchers

in the 4th inning are already in the 70’s for pitch counts. 9 left on base

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Ryals strikes out

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

only the 4th?

Ugh.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

slow motion game tonight

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

seems twice as long with double posting

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

walking Snyder

to pitch to Kennedy

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Internet:

do I want one of those patriotic white hats?

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Not really.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

It will get dirty immediately, and will never get clean.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

of no interest to me,lol

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get the red one

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are

those still available?

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bought mine like two months ago

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

I might need to get one. They’ve certainly grown on me.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The white ones are better.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Telllllllllll me

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the red color of the hats.

Too bright.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

My hat is the red one so you have seen it.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it doesn’t look that bright to me. But I haven’t seen the white ones up close yet.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looked bright during the games

last year. Like Nat red.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its darker than that.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's because I saw it compared

to our jerseys.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

They

are close to that shade (Sedona red is a little darker) but I’m okay with the Nats red.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The red one

Is awesome

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Is incorrect.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU

are incorrect.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You might think that

Because you are incorrect.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me being incorrect is impossible.

PREPOSTEROUS!

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you incorrectly correct his incorrection?

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

racist

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

My wife

was just making this joke.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

well she is a very smart lady

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really am. ;)

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yes. if you get it from hat club, they put the spray which keeps it clean.

SICK!!!

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon

Let’s see an IPK RBI.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Or not

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

BlackHawks won Lord Stanley's Cup, eh?

Great, I’m sure we’ll here about it when the cubbies come to town

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

and we might hear about it too

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

Because it’s not like they have their own success to talk about.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

that bandwagon has GOT to be over-flowing right now

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

Glad for them.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would love to

see a game at their stadium. Things were a lot more wild in the old Chicago Stadium, but sounds like they have a lot of fun at their hiockey games

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I REALLY

want to see a game at the Sabres’ home.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't been to a Coyotes game in ten years

But I remember how much fun hockey games are.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hockey

games are probably the funnest live sport to go to, outside of playoff [sport]. Playoff hockey is even wilder.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

live hockey

is a totally different game from what you see on tv. MUCH MUCH better.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game one vs the Red Wings

OMG! Intense

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooooo Byfugliens

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yessssssss

Byfugs!

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

To think...

… All it took for a turnaround was for their miserly old owner to die.

Oriole fans, You have hope!

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

unfortunate that it had to be that way.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

True....

But it is incredible the 180 they did after. He did once famously say to a GM candidate “Don’t think about Stanley Cups, they’re too expensive”

I do have to tip my hat to them (even though they swept my favorite team earlier)

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jeebus...

we are making a 0-8 guy look like a Cy once again…

Did you hear Eric Byrnes is writing a book?
It's going to be a pop-up book.

by Muu on Jun 9, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

That Alyssa girl on the chat

Is a TOTAL and COMPLETE dingbat

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure

The “reynolds is hot!!!” comment goes through, but my question about the rest of the division doesn’t.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, right

And now that I complained about it, mine goes through! =)

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see that :)

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

PatienceFAIL.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They just posted it

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

That’s pretty lame. I know Phil said one of his comments was ignored earlier too

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I be back.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

we be here

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Emily

just to let you know, because I know what I’d like from your team, it makes sense that you be the one throwing trades at me, ’cause you know what you want more than I do.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanna I wanna

I wanna really really really zigga zig ah!

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imma end this here.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried to form this line into a pun

couldn’t do it. You win this time Spice Girls.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We

should hire Cox to be manager.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.. McLouth robs KJ.

I guess THAT’S why they’re still sending him out there everyday.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton-3rd strike out tonight

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

who?

catching via Radio, so have no idea

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

J Up

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh

thanks

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yw :)

I saw him sporting that thing in last night’s game

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Designed

to keep muscles loose and flexible during a game.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

it gives increased circulation.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

/joke here

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

;)

/wink

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Increased circulation?!

What is he, a newspaper editor in his dreams?

Wait, that’s not what you were going for.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes it was?

What else could I have meant…??

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it's totally badass.

And when your name is Black Jesus, you can do whatever the hell you want. Except, you know, make contact with the ball.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want

to be good enough to be known as White Upton someday.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I want to be the white version

of Randy Johnson when I grow up.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want to be the white version of armando reynoso.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not exactly

setting the bar high, are ya?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

:( i try my hardest though.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

wait

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Dinger is the Pope

Does that make Baxter the antipope?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

That makes Baxter Satan

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they're running the afterlife joints

I choose purgatory

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

374 and no more

chipper flies out to Upton

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Sit down

Larry.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

chipper is showing his age.

poor guy.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its about time

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he should have called it quits last year

but then again Griffey should have as well. Its sad to see guys struggle like that

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love griffey

but he was getting BAD.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's just not was he was,sad.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to the program, it's "Hooter."

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

two long outs there.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

raise hand if

anyone thought this game would be a pitchers duel?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

well it doesn't surprise me

neither team has shown the ability to hit with any regularity.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, I accept that 'Skins isn't alyssa

She apparently likes her players to be scrappy.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Only the scrappiest!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

do they also have to be white?

or just scrappy?

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

Your question implies that you can be scrappy without being white.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Augie

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Augie is Mexican American

…And scrappy :)

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right

so not white.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

and rec’d.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh

Sick burn

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAAAAAAAAAAAYUM

SON

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scrappy Doo.

Wait, he was terrible. Never mind.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and you know it's not me

even with the cats’ help,I don’t spell that badly.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

Let’s score some runs this inning.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Skins Redskins?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually

the “skins” in his name references his profession as a dermatologist.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO Soco!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

its Shirts’ archrival

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's me

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

An awful lot of enthusiasm right thurr

from Dallas.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Represent!!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

What to do?

I have two tickets to the June 30th Braves game at Turner field. Guess who is scheduled to pitch? Hint: the Nationals are in town.

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Um

Bryce Dallas Howard?

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Olson?

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by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh

go see?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

go o the game and sell the other ticket.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

Sell both tickets and use the money to buy a better seat.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

these are 2nd row

behind the visitors’ dugout

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Well, then.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh

sell the tickets and buy a nose bleed seat.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

go by myself?

to a ballgame? that’s crazy talk.

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not

be the cool guy with a score book, and big ass radio headphones.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

or a megaphone and try and get under strasburgs skin.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

all three!

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ask edbighead for advice

Dude’s taunts are money.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

i like

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give them to me

and pay for a plane ticket for me.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY walks

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

And another walk

Two on, one out.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

let's DO something with it

for goodness’ sake

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

why do my fingers look like little people!?!

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Because

You got into LMD’s stash?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

shouldn't have eaten that sugarlump

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya probably not.

but it was so good.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

go ask Alice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIDP

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd like to pretend I'm surprised

But I’m not.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm

I was all like L-(

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the eff why hasn't my question popped up

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Because

Jim doesn’t like you.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Zavada question

Hasn’t appeared either :(

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is

that lady wearing a SNES shirt?

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

is the ball not carrying?

what’s in the air tonight in Phoenix?

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's

ask Phil Collins.

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by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

is he STILL waiting?

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he warming

to Adam LaRoche?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

no one is.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another long fly ball

but it’s out.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

An out

I should say.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY

SOME OF US USE THIS TO FOLLOW THE GAME BRAH

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useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's

why I corrected myself, since I obvs made a mistake that could be taken different ways.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then Wailord was all like "HEY MAN"

and you were all like “that’s the reason i said”
and Wailord was all “NAW ITS COOL”

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

WARNED YOU MAN

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I always bitch about it, but I don’t use the GDT to follow the game.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is edbigghead

at the game? Is he taunting “Escobar?”

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

his voice just carries that far from home.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I

believe it.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aussie Ojeda!?!?

DFA NOW!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Not him. The guy who made the comment

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, well, since your comment wasn't a reply

i did not catch the reference

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do I reply to a comment in the fox chat?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have to hit alt

then f

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

then x

real fast

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

see how there’s “up” followed by “reply” followed by "actions….

And no, you can’t blame your browser if you screw this up.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the chat?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 2:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

T'was

a joke.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

DFA indeed

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

How did the poll go from 70%-30% in favor to 53%-47% against so quickly?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

my guess

moar voats

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

More dumb votes

To be sure.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dis alyssa chick

be dumb.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

What are you talking about.

MLB players get sent down to Little League all the time. It’s the next step for Augie, obviously.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i can't wait to get out of the little leagues. them 13 year olds throw gas!

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oeltjen

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey...

Don’t razz my Augie :(

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

But he’ll just blend seamlessly into the team photo.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

makes me ashamed to be a Reynolds fan

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said that earlier

She’s a real dingbat

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

u of a graduate right there haha.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no

let’s not start this stupid “ASU/UA” argument.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet she likes Twilight too.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

Snap.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twilight

is garbage

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

it sells a lot so I like it.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know my nieces are into it too

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

its too bad that guy didnt hit bella with his car.

then the story would’ve been good.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

"A girl's choice between bestiality and necrophilia."

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Or

Between the guy who takes the engine out of her car so she can’t leave home against his word or the guy who eventually falls in love with her infant daughter.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's sad

that you know the plot.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve gotten hours of entertainment from reading people mock it.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suuuuuuuuure.....

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I votekishi here. Making fun of Twilight is practically a hobby. It’s great for the lulz. Plus, my mom is a huuuge fan so I hear about it a lot anyways. She’s got a poster of Edward Cullen on the back of her bedroom door. No joke.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's tragic

It’s sad when it’s pre-teen girls, but even worse when it’s adults.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

you actually read them?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I've read them

And had the overwhelming urge to fling the book at the wall.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yet,

you apparently didn’t, and finished them…?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, i read the first three for free online, so it was more about wanting to fling the metaphorical book. As for the last one though, I had to finish, otherwise the book won.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

So

Are you buying the latest sequel?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um

not a sequel, dude. It’s a parallel novella set in the 3rd book.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whatevs

JK Rowling is on the other side of the ocean rolling in a pile of Sickles and Galleons, all thinking, “Oh, a novella, what a clever idea, too bad I already did that.”

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Rowling also wrote 3 more books in the series, so I’m not even sure what you’re stabbing at. Unless this is under the “Not So Talented Writers” discussion?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

That

After she finished the series, she put out a short book with the proceeds going to charity, too?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

So

is this a bad thing, or a good thing? Cos your series of posts aren’t very clear.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is what it is?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

That’s available for free on the internet too. And there’s the always funny Cleolinda’s recap of it.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say.

The fact that you KNOW that, Devin, is kinda embarrassing.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's all second-hand

And do you really think I’m embarrassed by many things?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

No,

but Twilight??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gd

who cares.

People read what they gonna read. Let’s all move on.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're just a sellout

cuz they sell a lot of books.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am

a sellout, because I’m a bookseller.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

three hits, no runs, six k's through 7 = YAY

five walks through 7 = BOO

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

meh we'll take it

he’s been by far the best pitcher on the staff. Let him do what he wants.

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NEW BLOG, as my original one is blocked by the Great Firewall.
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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren: 3.30 xfip

IK: 4.02

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually

EJackson: 4.02
IK: 4.24

DBacks fan in Dixieland

by skoormit on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

now you guys are just making up these stats.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Am I stuck in a sarchasm?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It runs along the western edge of Snakepit City

And is home to many smugglers.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

the guy who did the Sarchasm Run in .9 parsecs.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was bored yesterday

And started to do a stat block for the Snakepit as a city. I was slowed up giving class levels to people.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooo

You should make a FanPost about it if you finish.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

FINISH IT!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

you say you've been near the sarchasm lately?

what took you out there? I’m going to need to see some papers.

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NEW BLOG, as my original one is blocked by the Great Firewall.
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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be ridiculous.

It’s also widely known that Kennedy has a 4.5 strikeout to cupcake ratio, and that his quantum vector is four sizes larger tonight.

by Azreous on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Head sasplode

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And...

Rec.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah expected fip

not actual. Plus FIP overrates strikeouts.

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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

A 1.14 WHIP and a 0.00 ERA isn’t bad.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He suck

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Strike out to end the inning!@

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

It hasn’t been pretty, but IPK has put up some solid innings tonight.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

IAWTC

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff double!

Snyder in scoring position to start off.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder

doobles.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

So,he's one of the Doobie Brothers now?

Long Train Running.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

who are the other brothers?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snydes!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only one who thinks the high socks make people look shorter?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

but it’s still the better look.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

See,

that’s my problem. I always wear high socks.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No

those are normal people socks, they just look like knee-highs on you.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I actually

got a free pair of socks with my steel toed shoes I bought today.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

that’s certainly a deal.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think its the high socks

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It could also be Giambi's Thong.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

*pukes a little*

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soon

all the D’backs will be wearing arm sleeves.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like the Hardy brothers?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's

Mangus the Manny from “The L Word.”

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Bad Kelly

strikesouts bad.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 9, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

“why doesn’t AJ ever bunt and play baseball like it should be played?”

And again with the vomit.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

oh gd

vomit

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

AGAIN with the vomit

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I already said that!

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not

with caps!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did too!

I’m totally wearing a cap.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

ffffffffffff

You win this round, but guess what? Yeah, that #votekishi? #imwithsoco.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

You

know me too well.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Drew K

inning over.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Droooooooo! Dang it! Forgot to spell check....

Oops. I mean Booooooooooooooo!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

::groan::

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why intentionally walk Upton?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh,

that’s why.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because

Drew’s splits against lefties is AWFUL?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm not watching the game, so I didn't know who was pitching.

But Upton’s been really bad too.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

FAIL.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Magruder interviewed on TV.

Jim left to do the work…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Bah

They should put Jim on TV, too.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Broadcast needs more accent.

by Azreous on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno.

They might ask to see his papers.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Time for bed

School tomorrow and wake up time of 4 am…see ya later gang…GO DBACKS!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 10, 2010 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Just about time for me to go too

Thought I don’t have to be up until 5 am.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

have to be up until 7am. We need a 6am person.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not it!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have to be up

at all.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you sleep upright, is it still getting up?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Clare nuns used to sleep sitting up

they had really short beds so they couldn’t lie down flat.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

For penance?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's already 5am here.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha loser!!

its noon here. I’ll race you to Friday.

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by JustAJ on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I wish it was Friday

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have to work Saturday and Sunday too

so its pretty meaningless to me this week.

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by JustAJ on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Friday

would be nice since that means a day off and baseball game later in the day.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Friday

Means opening, which means no more having to drive around to buy costumes.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is

that fun or not fun?

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOT FUN AT ALL

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by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

then my condolences.

I…sold books all week?

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's tiring

I’ll leave it at that.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't HAVE to be up at 6

But I usually get up then, that count?

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by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got 8am covered

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm waking at 6:30

if that helps.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

i call 11 am

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get up at 6AM

Monday thru Thurs? And will be tomorrow?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

And a leadoff double for the Braves

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Do not want.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want

German chocolate cake.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want a pony

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want

Black forest cake.

And some actual food, probably, when will this game be over?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Woah woah woah

cake isn’t food?

Do NOT subscribe to #votekishi then.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not dinner food

It’s awesome desert food.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's

an always food. Just like cookies.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Desert food?

Or dessert food?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Both

I live in desert, and eat it for dessert.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

if you’re, say, lost in the desert, you would NOT want cake. It’d just make you more thirsty.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or

Would I? It would distract me from my thirst with absolute deliciousness.

And the cake I made on Sunday was seriously the most moist and delicious cake I have ever had. It was awesome.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about that cake you were making the other night?

What was it?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was awesome

Devil’s food cake mix made with chocolate ice cream, with Kahlua whipped cream.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

I want some.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly

It was left at mrskishi’s boss’s house so his roommate could have some and so it wouldn’t be sitting in our kitchen for various members of our household to eat.

But next party, I’ll make a cake if people want.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's

the address? I can be there in 5 minutes.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

That was like three days ago.

That cake is long gone.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no

it isn’t. If I can get up to 88 miles per hour I’mma eat that cake.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Next time I'm down there

I want cake.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

LET US EAT CAKE, KISHI

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

those will be the last words you ever say

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by JustAJ on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gd

I hope so. It would be awesome to be like 90 and gasp out with my last breath as I’m snarfing red velvet cake, “Let…us eat cake, Kishi.”

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it can be arranged

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

This song

me gusta.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

eminem freestyles over this

pretty sick nasty stuff.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sick, nasty

in the literal sense of the word?

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

no the urbandictionary definition of the word silly.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why yes,

yes it is. I got dat [stuff] memorized.

However, Recovery leaked and… meh.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

no love? i love that song.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's actually what I'm listening to at the moment.

No Love, Won’t Back Down, Not Afraid are all great… past that, it’s on part with Relapse. It sounds like a pop album. However, not even close to The Eminem Show.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the one song he did with lil wayne.

Even tough I think lil Wayne is a talentless hack.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly hate all the songs

but the two I listed. I dunno why, I loved Drake’s other stuff.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Woah woah woah

maybe he’s not the greatest, but he’s not a hack either. He just has no ability to measure what he does that is good or bad, so just puts it all out.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh I just really don't like him.

 Hack was going a little far though.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah its pretty Meh.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

drake's new album is leaking all over the place and it sounds REAL good.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

that album is honestly the worst I’ve ever heard. People talk about how rap is so bad they can’t listen to it, I’ve always assumed it was a figure of speech, but the songs on that album are horrific. Except for Find Your Love and Shut it Down.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

I thought you were all about Drake?

Find Your Love is pretty good, about the only recent Drake song I’ve liked.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was.

But the album is honestly unbearably bad. I was, like, so damn sad when I heard it. Was hyping it to my friends and… blech.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw

that sucks when that happens.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not as bad

as waiting forever for Relapse to come out, then finding out it’s a collection of some of the worst songs Eminem’s made. Then I wait another year for Recovery, and I get this.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I wouldn’t have been burnt twice with that since I don’t like Eminem much anyways.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

have you heard like

fireworks
you know, you know
light it up
miss me

any of those?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yessir.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about that B.O.B guy?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHA????

yikes. everyone i know loves it.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

have you heard lookin for ya by big boi, andre 3K?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

FIX

THAT RIGHT NOW

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya. what he said.

outkast is back even thought they aren’t.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

The

record label isn’t going to allow the song on Big Boi’s record though. Which is STUPID.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

why?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not completely sure

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/06/andre_3000_and_big_boi_kept_ap.html

Hopefully they’ll change their mind.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya i just looked it up

their record label is messed up.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

it is garbage.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

i know, this game is horrible.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

What

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tried to listen to it twice

‘cause I was convinced the link I had first wasn’t the actual song. Imma go back to my Eminem leaks.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I

don’t even know why you’d do this.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

you've got a poop mouth.

poopy-poop

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still

don’t have any idea who Drake is.

GET OFF MY LAWN!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lul

he was on DeGrassi?

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

...?

This means nothing to me!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

What

He’s Canadian?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rob Drake. Umpire.

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sir Francis Drake?

Privateer?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nathan Drake?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nathan Stark?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

joe nathan?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Borowski?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Dimaggio.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Namath?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bazooka Joe?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

M1a1 bazzoka

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

m1a1 flamethrower?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

M4 Carbine

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm Bop?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

She bop?

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

let’s stop this.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

N00b tube?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are we playing the search engine overload game?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dom DiMaggio

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Domonic Brown

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alton Brown

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gordon Brown

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by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gordon Freeman

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Gordon

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by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

flash gordon?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

James Brown

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay guys

let’s watch the end of the game now.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish.

He sailed around the world, stopped in California, then still made it back in time to help defeat the Armada.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drake University?

Located in beautiful* Des Moines?

*not really

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by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drexel University?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clyde Drexler?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bonnie and Clyde?

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bonnir Rait?

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Molly Malone?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

For Eminem,

“meh” is really good.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh..

I remember when I was but a teenager and thought Eminem was cool.

Then I turned 16.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Word

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd

like this song more if everything about it was different.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Funny

That was a strike earlier in the game.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Where

the bat was.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

1-0

that might be enough.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Unless our bats wake up.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

Again, our bullpen fails us.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm shocked

SHOCKED that there is [a run given up the bullpen] going on in this establishment!

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Aaron Heilman

The latest turd in the punchbowl. However, it’s hard to slag him since he’s pitched well overall.

by zeusmith on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

See

With Heilman it seems to be the exception rather than the rule, rather than the other way around for everyone else

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dangit!

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Please see above drywall comment....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Why

are they zooming in on Mangus the Manny from “the L Word?”

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

I

don’t understand any of this!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of

course you don’t.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a second --

that doesn’t sound like much of a win at all!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did I hear this pitcher is from Australia?

TRENT. sob

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 10, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Ouch

right by the elbow. (Mark hit by pitch)

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Daron makes a comment about the pitcher "attacking" the hitter

and immediately the pitcher smacks Mark in the arm.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Reynolds channeling his inner Carlos Quentin

Blogging about my summer at a Chinese law firm.
NEW BLOG, as my original one is blocked by the Great Firewall.
http://ajinshanghai.wordpress.com/

by JustAJ on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Well Mark i wanted an HR, but I can live with you being on base

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 10, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok,

the fact that Fielder’s been HBP more than anyone else in the NL should surprise NOBODY.

You know that old rhetorical question about hitting the broad side of a barn?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

sac bunt works

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

In retrospect,

no, it really didn’t.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Woooooooooooooooooooo!

2-1!

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, suck

And Nate McClouth is down.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, just wow.

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Parra!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Uh

What.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit.

That was a hell of a collision.

by Azreous on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

AHAAH

Heyward and McLouth collide, leading to an ITP HR by Parra!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

This

is not AHAAH material.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

Thankfully, looks like he’s okay.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

let’s be glad for the run, but not laugh at the situation.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I won't laugh

at them getting hurt, but I WILL laugh at outfielders colliding.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh

how does that work? :x

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel bad about what happened, but how do you comunicate so poorly

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 10, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL my GF just asked me if it was halftime.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Oh man

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

On behalf of my gender

I’m sad.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Rec'd

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also rec'd

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, man

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh shit.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Rec'd

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

ReplyFail

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

::clap clap clap::

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Well,

good to hear the fans giving McLouth a bit of a cheer.

by Azreous on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Eek

Hope McClouth’s okay, that looked nas-tay

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

That was a scary looking collision

McLouth walking off. Looks like he;ll be okay.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

mouth

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was absent the day the mouth thing happened so I have no idea what that means.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.

by luckycc on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't

mean ANYTHING, really?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

The formula

is

say something coherent, add “mouth” at the end

or

say something incoherent, add "mouth at the end

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or

just add “mouth” anywhere.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really

there are no mouth rules.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clever.

Hahah.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow,

McLouth got wrecked.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Running into Heyward will do that to you

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Especially when Heyward has

like 7 inches and 65lbs. on you like he does on McLouth.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Glad McLouth’s okay.

But Jebus… guy’s having a REALLY shitty year.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Guys, I got a word for you

Qualls.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Shut up, dude

Anti-rec’d.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

ffffffffffff

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uncool.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would not wanna run into Heyward.

Guy is NBA size.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I liked Jim's comment in the chat after the home run

I think I just violated every rule of protocol in the press-box.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Agreed. He is a fan 1st.

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bet

everyone stared…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've actually

heard of that happening before — bloggers bursting out when their team scores, while the “traditional” journalists just stare, annoyed.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's true

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

LaWalk

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Guys.

All I want is for my phone to sync with my computer. WHY WON’T IT.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

perhaps your phone is made of fail?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Computer is.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

LQTM

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bill Gates is satan.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No,

Randy Winn is satan.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And

Coming to Chase Field this weekend.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then

I might see him Friday.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who hit that home run?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Parra

inside the parker.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's a given.

Parra can’t even hit it to the warning track, let alone to the stands.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Parra

In the Park, while McLouth went down.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Parra

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Parra, inside the park

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Bob Costas

Did YOUR dad ever get walked over to Second during a Major League game?

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Once when he.... er, I mean..... Costas is here!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Moylan:

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Nuke 'em?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 10, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Implosion.

That was an easy one…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

it’s certainly not a gun-type, like the Hiroshima bomb, but I believe this particular model was a fusion bomb, wasn’t it?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

I just Google Imaged “Implosion”.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 21

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know what Kelly's walkup music is?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

She bangs

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

You see that?!

Somebody said I had a good point!

by Azreous on Jun 10, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Bah

That’s safe if you’re in Detroit.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok

Me, kishi, and Dallas get the award for greatest comment triple-threat in the web chat.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Holla!!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well played, gentlemen

Well played.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

For

posterity.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about me??

:-( :-( :-(

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go, hold on tight.

cross x x fingers

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Vomit prepared

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

ITZ

ERRYWHERRE

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, Qualls

Just get the save.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate

you so much right now.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Drake staring at me

on the Pit

and why is it so big

twss

wait

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

fine drake i'll buy your album.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't lie

you’ll buy two and claim you got it for your sister.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya drake, my sister wants your autograph.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

And both disks

are blank.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

mims claimed he could sell a million blank disks.

i wonder where he is.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Counting

his money?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

nobody ever pays me in gum. mouth.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drake's the one

Who discovered Gut pitching in a banana plantation in the DR.

by zeusmith on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff walk.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Of course

leadoff walk, game over.

by venomfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

If

your prediction comes true like last time, I’m going to kill you.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're

lucky this time.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff walk

Qualllllllllllllls

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMFG.

One image per thread!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

True

This is your warning, Wailord.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

fffffffffffff

didn’t think anyone would notice seeing as I chose the smallest pic possible, but hey, thanks.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Small pictures do not allow you to cheat!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh look,

a leadoff walk.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

And a walk to start off

Q, you don’t have to go with the double play. But if that’s what you’re doing, do it.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear Qualls

You are paid to pitch for 1 inning every other game and get people out. Stop FREAKING walking batters.

by venomfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear Qualls

Nice K, but you still have the guy you walked on first base.

by venomfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Qualls

Another nice K, but I am hesitant to get too excited. Now the guy you walked is on second base.

by venomfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Qualls

Thank you for doing your job and not pulling a Valverde in the process.

by venomfan on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

was funny.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

K!

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

K

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Okayyy

Looks like I need a microSD card. Anyone have an extra lying around?

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Sadly, no

But I know you can get them cheap off newegg.com.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

What size?

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

4gb

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can get an 8GB

on Amazon for like $15.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well shit

I get paid on Friday. I know what I’m buying.

Somewhere, I heard that it was coming with a 4GB card, but no one I know actually got one.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

So do you need my card or no?

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by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

I just don’t know how I’d get it from you (considering that I’m not planning on being in PHX anytime soon.)

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can mail it to you

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you don't mind?

I’ll DM you my address on twitter.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kk

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

You

could steal one for less.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Touche.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Emily

if we hang out this weekend, I’ve got a 1GB card I can give you

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

We're hanging out this weekend?

I’m free Saturday til 3:30 or after 8…Sunday, probably working all day.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

Wes asked?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Okay. Text me so we can figure something out.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 2:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I thought

you just got rid of your phone?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's one.

Big K.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Swinging k

for the first out.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

instructions

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

This reminds me of that commercial with Nelson Cruz and Andrew Bailey.

Which is hilarious.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Here is my boomstick."

“And this is Andrew, crying.”

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 21

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just kidding.

No I’m not.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

This reminds ME of that one visual aid I made that one time.

Oh wait…

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...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

FFF

SB

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

And a SB.

Woo.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

And with the steal

so goes the chances of a double play.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Man

On my new TV, that screen in the outfield looks to be about the size of my old TV.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Way to brag,

jerkhole.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't so much bragging

As considering how small my old TV was.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stolen base

But 1-2. Get this K.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

KK

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

K! 2 Down!

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

That's two.

Another K.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Swinging K

for out two.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh...

that terrible throw by Snyder was almost as obnoxious as that terrible shriek by the Braves fan.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I bet

that was my coworker.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1.

Annoying.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

WE WIIIIIIIN

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh my bleeding ulcer!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I hear

drinking lots and lots of alcohol is good for that.

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...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Win!

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

WE WIN

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Qualls Valverde-ing it.

Hey, Chad, STOP IT!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

amem.

Did you hear Eric Byrnes is writing a book?
It's going to be a pop-up book.

by Muu on Jun 10, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I just had a thought

We won tonight in a way which, considering how the season’s gone, we probably would have lost in at some point.

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yep

we at least tie this series, and have a chance to win two straight series, as sad as that might be seem to be excited about.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very good point.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha on the FSn chat I wouted Ken Levine and then someone said....

Oh yeah Battle, The dbacks always win except when they don’t

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by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Awesomeness and joy!

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

poor nate mcmouth.

i dont wanna win that way, but we need it more than they do.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Maybe when Derrick Hall said there would be big changes coming

he just meant we would actually start winning

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He

can see the future.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

We win!

Yay!

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Kennedy battled and continues to pitch great

Gotta give the FO kudos on that pickup for nothing

by zeusmith on Jun 10, 2010 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

word

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um...

it wasn’t a pickup for nothing?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wailord

please tell me you at least have an Outakst album. Right? RIGHT

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

I mean

any will do.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

ATLiens!!

…considering the competition…. Probably nobody will see this!

Damn good coffee!

by gerriseinfeld on Jun 10, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

would be the best starting point.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dawg

I’m a haturr when it comes to Outkast. Only song I’ve heard is Hey Ya!, decided it was enough for a lifetime.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

bleh.

the rap you hear today is because of them.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even if

not a fan. But like I said, my entire opinion is based off of one overplayed song.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my

you’re serious.

You’re not serious, are you.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fa srs as srs can be.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh gd

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

what rap do you consider good?

and nobody chime in and say “none”

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by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

None.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 21

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

curses upon you and your seed.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shhhh

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like all of The Eminem Show.

Lose Yourself, Rap Game. I guess mostly Eminem. Then again, I loved Tha Carter 3.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is

is that it?

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Off the very top of my head

yeah. I dunno, there’s a lot of rap I like, but past Eminem I can’t label an artist or album that I would say I like. Unless you count Drake, but his only good songs are pop songs.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

NWA?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard much

but I can classify old Dr. Dre on there. Detox is coming out this year, too.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can't be "with attitude"

when you run a kid’s sitcom on TBS.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 21

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not anymore

anyways.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's like Ice-T

rapping about killing cops then playing a cop on Law & Order: SVU.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but that’s funny too.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man

oh man

So much good stuff out there.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can you reccomend some

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Wu Tang
A Tribe Called Quest
Biggie
Big Pun
ODB
the Roots
Outkast
Talib Kweli
early Mos Def
Blackstar
Snoop
the Cool Kids
Wale
early Nas

Too many to name, really.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wale? i hate him.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

THE NAME'S WALE

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

WALE

NOT WHALE OR WAILORD OR WALL*E BUT WAH-LAY

LET ME TELL YOU FIVE HUNDRED MORE SONGS ON DIS MIXTAPE

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think in Chillin

he says “MY NAME WALE” four or five times. Granted, most of it’s in the chorus…

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

He

does do that a lot, probably more than the average rapper.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

not more than mike jones.

who?

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by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aw

I liked his mixtapes.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you like Lupe Fiasco?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's

hit and miss for me. I love his flow, but he’s constantly stuck with bad, backpacking production. I hate that style.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

i love his mixtapes. when he gets real beats, he spits fire like charizard.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lamest

simile
ever

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

no this is

you’re as smelly as a fart.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Says the person

who named himself after a Pokemon.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 21

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

All that does

is show how bad it was.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

let me try

chingy?
50 Cent?
Jedi Mind Tricks?
Dr. Dre?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, very little, ¿qué?, yes.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm guessing you like poppy rap.

B.O.B
Jay-Z
Ludacris

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh

and Rick Ross.
the BAWWWWSSSSS

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love poppy rap

but not a huge B.O.B. fan, can’t stand Jay-Z, and some Ludacris is alright.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

how could anyone not stand Jay-Z. I mean not all his stuff is great, but the dude has some killer tracks.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

i love jay-z

random shit came up on my pandora and it made me happy.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno if I can think of a song I liked by him.

Dirt Off Your Shoulder, I guess, and the mixes he did with Linkin Park.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

you like justin beiber don't you?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMGYES

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha OMG LETSGETTICKETS

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by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

YESYESYES

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dead Presidents?

99 Problems?
On to the Next One?

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

99 Problems is good.

As is On to the Next One. Haven’t heard Dead Presidents, though.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

to be fair you probably weren’t born when Dead Presidents came out.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about

when they died?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe lupe fiasco or kanye west can get poppy sometimes.

N.E.R.D
Pharrell

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the loud thumping rap

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only Eminem??

RACIST!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wu Tang

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

wu tang clan ain't nothin to F with.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

DA

MYSTERY OF CHESSBOXIN

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I

swear

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

by the moon and the stars in the sky.

and i swear.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't care for Outkast.

But i listen to public enemy

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

twitch

twitch

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is this

my second warning?

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is now

I feel like the shallow amount of years between us has been hiding a much deeper generational gap.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who's the youngest

of the not-children Pit regulars?

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

That depends

if Emily is considered part of not-children, then probably her. If not her, then Zephon, but I’m only a year older than him.

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by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

18+

would be not-children.

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by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

So me.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or IHSB?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope...

I’m pretty sure I’m the youngest of the non-children.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't sure

Since you both graduated from high school in ’08.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what Facebook tells me?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

huh.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I was the youngest in my class by a large margin…4 months, probably…so that isn’t really as strange as I first thought.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

Emily and IHSB are both my brother’s age.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will be soon

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by BattleMoses on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Depends how you define "not-children"

Where does Emily sit on the register?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's

what I wondered.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

/sadface

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 10, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Busy at work.

Recap up as soon as I can.

by Azreous on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Not

if I don’t post a recap first.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

We should

do that one day. Have all the writers do their own take on a game.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna see

what mrclean would have in store.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

curious, as well.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like it.

We just gotta make the schedules work.

by Azreous on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

If

we plan ahead I bet we could make it work. I’mma email Jim about it.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Parra:

Papers.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm....

I guess we’ve discovered two uses for Augie Ojeda tonight. Firstly, as a backup 3B coach, and secondly, as Gerardo Parra’s translator.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Of the 3 games we've won this year when scoring fewer than 5 runs,

IPK started 2 of them.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

He

bossy

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 10, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

interesting

well off to bed guys,see ya

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 10, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Larry!

No question, I just think more people should call you Larry. ‘Cause you know what, Larry? Your name is Larry. Ain’t that right, Larry?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

wow I literally left for lunch

the pitch before Parra’s heroics. I haz a sad.

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by JustAJ on Jun 10, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

TimeZoneFAIL.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 10, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

LunchbreakFAIL

Come on, you couldn’t wait for the end of the inning?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 3:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Niiko

Wimb responded to your message and asked you something. Just lettin’ ya know.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 10, 2010 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

In case someone is wondering,

no, I haven’t forgotten about the recap. We’re just dealing with catastrophic server errors at the moment trying to finish up the paper tonight. It’s in progress.

by Azreous on Jun 10, 2010 2:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Geez

Just tell them you have something more important to do.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 10, 2010 3:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would,

but there’s no one else here. I think they’d suspect. THEY’LL ALL SUSPECT.

by Azreous on Jun 10, 2010 3:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I heard Augie was playing translator/interpreter for Parra

On the postgame interview…darn me for not staying up to catch that!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 10, 2010 8:32 AM EDT reply actions  

What's with

you love of Augie anyways? Not trying to be an ass, just asking.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 21

by Jdub220 on Jun 10, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

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