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Gameday Thread, #59: 6/8 vs. Braves

Atlanta Braves at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 8, 2010 9:40 PM EDT


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Kris Medlen
RHP, 3-1, 2.79

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Edwin Jackson
RHP, (3-6, 5.33

Another nine shutout innings from Edwin Jackson tonight? We can but hope so - and, ideally, with a little bit more in the way of run support from the offense this time. If Jackson throws more than 103 pitches tonight, he'll probably move in to the top five for pitches thrown this season in the NL - he's currently ranked eighteenth, but only two of those ahead of him (Yovani Gallardo and Chris Carpenter) are starting tonight, so he's certain to zoom up a few spots. Currently, Dan Haren leads the way, with 86 more than the #2, Ubaldo Jimenez.

Line-up and other stuff after the jump.

Star-divide

1. Kelly Johnson 2B .267
2. Conor Jackson LF .242
3. Stephen Drew SS .289
4. Justin Upton RF .245
5. Adam LaRoche 1B .255
6. Mark Reynolds 3B .215
7.
Chris Young CF .270
8. John Hester C .171
9. Edwin Jackson P .160

Let's see if Jackson can keep his ERA moving in the right direction, and hopefully there will be more tacos available, courtesy of the Diamondbacks, tomorrow.

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Woo lets go E-Jax

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

So WISH I didn't keep reading that as E-lax.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than reading it as

Ex-Lax

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go, Diamondbacks!

I think this is probably Atlanta’s best match-up for the series, but it’d great if the offense would show up tonight.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

and Thursday

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strasburg K's 14 batters in 7 complete innings

Once he settled down after the 1st, he does look like a pretty good pitcher. He’s got the Pirates swinging at crazy stuff. (Not that that’s hard.)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude's money.

He’s hitting triple-digits in the seventh inning.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most strikeouts in a debut for almost forty years

JR Richard fanned 15 back in 1971, but that was a complete game performance.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Conundrum

A person who I happen to know’s birthday is today, and people are gathering over at Plush tonight, this is also a person I know gets overly belligerent when consuming alcoholic beverages.

Should I go for the entertainment (and the fact people I’m closer to are there)? Or stay in in case I get picked up as an accomplice?

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I would stay in.

as long as this person isn’t like your best friend.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

go,

sounds like it could be a lot of fun.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say go

Hang out with the people you’re closer to, and keep track of all exits and fire extinguishers.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I decided not to

Mostly cause some of the people who I’m actually friends with bailed, so another D’Backs game alone for me… wheehehe

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

It’s just me and poopy Sammy.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go,take photos

blackmail =easy$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Want me

to come along as backup? I haven’t been to Plush for awhile.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

WEll

 As mentioned below I’m probably gonna pass.

Though might be a good place to postgame after any random Torosfest/TucsonSnakePitFest.

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

My place

could be good, too. It’s like 5 minutes from Hi Corbett.

Plush is okay, but I’d say we should go somewhere closer to the park.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like your place

because I can actually get in there.

:-)

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 9, 2010 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very true.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 11, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW.

Strasburg. I’m speechless. That was amazing. Just imagine when he gets his scouting reports down.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately

no guarantee he’ll get the win, what with Capps being their closer.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

that’s assuming our offense gets a SP in line for a win.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

frightingly so

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's very lucky he's got Adam Dunn on his team

to bail him out of that 2-run home run…

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Willingham

to add some insurance. Dunn’s a powerhouse.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Capps leads the majors in saves

and Clippard is second in NL in wins. That means the Natinals like to score late.

Bring back the Baltimore Chop!

by dima1109 on Jun 8, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clippard was 8-3 last I checked

pretty ridiculous. Capps had plenty of luck going for him and everyone was calling for a regression… and regress he has.

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useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

he’ll be hurt by scouting too, though.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scouting benefits the pitcher more.

With Strasburg’s stuff, it doesn’t matter how much scouting you have, it means nothing when facing a 99MPH fastball with a beautiful sweeping curve.

However, Strasburg will figure each of these hitters out, then watch out. I know it’s only one game and SSS and all that, but he’s the real deal as far as I’m concerned. And I’m not really one to go crazy over players. It was impressive.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure how you can say that scouting benefits pitchers more.

Pitcher faces a lot more batters than batters do pitchers.

If you wanna say that with Strasburg’s stuff, it won’t matter, then sure, I guess that’s possible.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does.

It’s easier for the pitcher to figure out the hitter, than the hitter to figure out the pitcher. Because the hitter getting a hit is dependent on how a pitcher pitches. If a pitcher knows where a hitter’s weak spot is, then all he has to do is make his pitches.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evening all

Hoping for a good game tonight :) Brains fried from a final due today.

by MidnghtDrgn on Jun 8, 2010 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

How'd you do?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno yet

Should be graded by Friday.

by MidnghtDrgn on Jun 8, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing I believed the hype and watched Strasburg's debut

So effortless, it’s scary.

Bring back the Baltimore Chop!

by dima1109 on Jun 8, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This.

It’s great for baseball, though. He’s our LeBron in that it’s a young kid that could change the game.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So...

… He’ll drag a city around at the end of his contract?

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

He just seems like a great kid

and Tony Gwynn says he is a great kid. I believe Tony Gwynn.

Bring back the Baltimore Chop!

by dima1109 on Jun 8, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony Gwynn

seems like he’d be an awesome uncle. Just saying.

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useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony Gwynn seems cool

Cool enough to overcome the fact that he was a Padre.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No minor feat, either.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

He’s probably a lot easier to appreciate after his career has been over for awhile.

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keep forgetting

That he’s the coach at SD State , and has been for awhile.

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea

He is really involved in many baseball and community things around here

Bring back the Baltimore Chop!

by dima1109 on Jun 8, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's

the anti-Bryce Harper?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's already performed one miricle

There’s widespread attention on a Nats-Pirates game

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

meh I believe it when he does something like that

to the likes of someone who isn’t the Pirates or us.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

IIRC,

E-Jack did something like that to the Pirates too…

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he gets the win

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Undoubtedly

well-deserved.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He definitely needs a better nickname

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st and 3rd

with one out thanks to Chipper

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

no thanks

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 8, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

return to sender!

address unknown

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No such number?

No such zone?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

OT but does anyone know who the Giants just drafted?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Grace Slick?

no, I don’t know.

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 8, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone

who probably won’t play for 5 years?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 years?

That’s assuming he isn’t blocked by Bengie Molina.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

But if you're gonna be blocked by somebody,

it might as well be Bengie Molina, right?

Right??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

Pablo Sandoval can block four or five people at once.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sounds like

a low number…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

he means thousand.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like

a low number…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well played.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's in the open field

In a hallway, he can block way more.

BP’s plan was to drop Sandoval into the Gulf of Mexico, but studies show that’s what led to the extinction of the dinosaurs.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Base hit McCann

scores their first run.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

ugg

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jackson

already up to 22 pitches

Full count on Glaus (

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

And Glaus strikes out

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, it's gonna get cold (relative) on

Saturday. Calling for a high of 91º

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

91 Kelvin?

That would be pretty cold

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, juussst a bit

frosty there!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fly out to left

ends the top half of inning 1

1-0, them

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

KJ HR!!!!!

Hits the pole and richocet into the pen

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

1 batter in

and tied it up

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the real question is

did it injure any of our guys in the ’pen? It would save them the embarrassment of getting sent down, yet free us up a roster spot.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

good question! but, it missed everyone down there

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reminded of Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack:

“Oooh… my hand! I think it’s broken!”

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was sitting

In the section one over from the pole (134) and when it hit, it was LOUD!

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff HR!!!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

like

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

KJ YOU MAGNIFICANT BASTARD!

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Conor robbed by Heyward

with a sliding catch

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Drew pops up to

Infante

Upton up

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

KJ, streaky much??

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton

HR!!!!!!!!!

Long gone!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

this

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

UPTON!

ALSO off the pole. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, so this is how much of a nerd I am.

I wrote my shopping list on the back of a schematic for an O-ring groove I designed.

Of course, then I get home, and find that Sammy’s pooped all over my bedroom…

Argh.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Life doesn’t always follow the design.

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 8, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I’m not sure Sammy contributes to the nerdiness. Just to my anguish.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

::feel bad::

:-(

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by katers on Jun 8, 2010 11:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

LaRoche grounds out

end of one, thanks to some HR’s

2-1, Diamondbacks

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey!

Dingers again!

Foulpole was battered that inning. Sweet! Two home runs. Solid!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Ahahahaha.....

Ohhhh those were the days. Rec’d.

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by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Schulte said something that made me check

… We ARE above 500 at Home, which was the most surprising thing I’ve seen in awhile.

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

was it two

or if we win this game it would be two?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

but yeah, was surprised

at that too

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

outside of that one atrocious 1-5(?) home stand

we haven’t been that awful.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

... at home.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

at home

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I be done cleanin' mah room.

’Sup, good to see KJ helped out my fantasy team the Dbacks!

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Cabrera hit, Upton

struggled a bit, but sounds like it was a triple all the way (?)

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

its going to be a long day

I’m setting the over/under on runs scored at 18

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll go with under

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imma go with the consensus

and go with the under.

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useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over

with more beer.

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 8, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn, blooper ties the game

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

5th hit in 9 batters for the braves

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

which is why I set the bar so high

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may regret my choice

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe West is in

da house!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Wild Pitch

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

My internet is being so sticky

this usually means the two people on my estate are Ebaying like mad with multiple tabs open.

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitcher socres

3-2 Braves

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Maaaaan

Ejax’s been so good, too, as of late.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

scores.

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 8, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes,

he also did that too!

lol

I’ve got gloves on

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

and spelin can be so over-rated

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

We got bad Edwin today

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s the PODEdwin.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately,

based on what we’ve seen this year, I think the good Edwin might be the PODEdwin.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes, could be right on that

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

calls for large glass of nicely chilled rose

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

always.

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jun 8, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ike Davis

just hit a walkoff HR, Pads lose. Me gusta.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

For some reason

When you said Ike Davis I thought Ike Turner… Well they both hit things hard

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Chipper

flys out to end the Braves half

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

MARK!

HR! I HAVE NO SYNTAX!

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

total Mark <3

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

MARK HR!!!

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by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

MARK!!!!!!!!

HOME RUN!!!!

FIRST PITCH OF THE INNING!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Our team

they hit homers.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Anything KJ or J-Up can do,

Mark can do better.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Gooooood evening to you kind sir

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by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no no.

This is kishi’s dad.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah Thanks

Wasn’t sure if it was a name change or what :)

by MidnghtDrgn on Jun 8, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

greetings and salutations

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the Snakepit, by the way.

Glad my nickname caught on.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always thought of him as PapaKishi

and 4 Corners Fan has always been MammaKishi in my personal world.

Was it you that put that nomenclature in my head?

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I referred to him as "BigPapaKishi"

after a 2008 ST game where I joined the kishi klan. I didn’t know his actual name, soo..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably?

I’d have to check my Flickr album.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was

Good ol’ Muppet Arms.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

This game

has gotta be fairly frustrating so far for Braves fans.

I mean, they know they’ll get baserunners, yet with 3 hits, we’ve got a tie game.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone else heard of this Straburg kid?

threw a good game today. you might have missed it.

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by skoormit on Jun 8, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm...

does he play for the Lakers or something? Sounds vaguely familiar.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

according to Bob Costas

he might be the best pitcher since Walter Johnson. Whoever that is.

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by skoormit on Jun 8, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

True story

I’m vaguely related on my mother’s side to Walter Johnson. He was my Grandma’s Uncle

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE ASK FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's just weird

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

end of two

Tied at 3 runs apiece

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Dangit, E-Jax broke the pattern...

Was hoping for HR-Out-Out-HR-Out every inning….

by MidnghtDrgn on Jun 8, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I would

approve of this.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

am i readhing this right?

3 AZ hits, all solo hrs?

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by skoormit on Jun 8, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

you aren't reading it wrong

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice play LaRoche to

tag out Glaus

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

He does it

because he loves us.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I"m just glad to see him hitting again.

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jun 8, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

he and KJ might be the streakiest players in the majors.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great tag by LaClutch

to bail out Mark.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

EJ

with his first 1-2-3 inning

here’s hoping he’s settling down. we still need the Braves pitcher to be rather erratic for a while yet

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Well,

remember, E-Jack’s fastball picks up velocity as the game goes on.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Careful.

You might miss moar dingerz.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

"a prickly situation in arizona"

so says the braves play-by-play man during the obligatory Saguaro shot as they go to commercial

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by skoormit on Jun 8, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I lol'd

but it’s also a terrible, terrible pun.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stone him

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright,

that’s kinda funny.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Sut said the scouts name,

it sounded like “Greg, mah negro”

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

KJ shaking his head.

Pissed that he’s not 2-2 with 2 runs scored and 2 RBIs?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

great

looks like both pitchers have settled in

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

What is the Rose Hulman Institute of Technology?

Did we draft a player from a web based college?

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jun 8, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

So, we drafted an athletic nerd

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by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess

we got tired of just kinda nerdy players from Stanford and UVa?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I wonder if he plays D&D.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, they have a program called Operation Catapult

so, obviously, this is a place with some panache

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by skoormit on Jun 8, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I think panahce

I think Terre Huate

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brains AND brawn!

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by BigPapaKishi on Jun 8, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terre Haute SUCKS

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's in IN.

Buddy of mine from middle school went there.

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what is impressive

is everyone there is some sort of genius in one right or the other. So the frats are very successful at violating intellectual property and copyright law.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

My buddy went there and turned out gay?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh I don't know anything about that

but it is like 90% dudes

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfunny talking babies at a Cubs ST game

is NOT a good way to sell cars..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

But nooooooo...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAH

The Eric Byrnes slide into first fails again.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop walking the pitcher

kthnxbai

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

and

strike 3
coming right up

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by skoormit on Jun 8, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

see

swingandamiss

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by skoormit on Jun 8, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWRITE!!

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jun 8, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

ZOMGHEYWARDISJEBUS

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

THAT WAS TURAMBAR!!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wut

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOTR ref.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Silmarilion

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

part of same universe

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turambar. Patrick.

The Snakepit poster. They just showed him in the crowd.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, alright.

I figured, but I wasn’t sure if it was something awesomer like running onto the field.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

He was just sitting in the stands in a jersey and hat.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

going cold on LaRoache

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew.

I’m back from Strasburg’s debut. How is the game coming other than the obvious?

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

In a word,

bombs.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhhh.

BJB is obviously at Sky Harbor. Don’t say that at airports.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Nah, I’m in DC.

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, no way.

You didn’t take the Concorde?

How IS my city?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

DC is still DC

Still has crappy drivers. Traffic still sucks.

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

But still

a great city otherwise.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

hurrah for force out

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

OT

How is it that every Lady Gaga video’s incredibly weirder than the last? Each successive one sets a higher bar for weirdness.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Man card, please.

For admitting that you watched one

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

fffffffff

She’s also strikingly unattractive.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

plastic surgery is slowing helping that

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

This still

does not explain why you’re watching Lady Gaga videos, unless you just like her music?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

A girl I worked backstage on a show with once said...

… “If you’re not sure about a man’s sexuality, ask them about Lady Gaga”

Possibly the most sage advice I’ve gotten ever

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

what to make of this.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He LOVES

her music.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

she didn't get enough attention as a child?

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like she got too much

lost it all when she went to a school where everyone was special and started acting out to get it back.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

For anyone curious

Bam.
Though, it’s NSFW and just… weird. So… damn… weird.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why

would you post the link to a Lady Gaga video in a Snakepit GDT?

Only soco can do stuff like that and not kill any reputation he has left.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has a reputation?

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

"any he has left"

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be nice

if Hester stopped being terrible.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

You're welcome.

Although, I have to ask… why the Hell wasn’t that a HR??

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

you were saying?

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miggy's in Reno

So you won’t have to worry for long

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice to see a sac bunt work

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

We DFA'd Rivera?

Thought we sent him down. HAS THE PIT LIED TO ME?

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Technically, Jim updated the article

and clarified that we DdFA him. :P

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by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

MLB Network said DFA, I checked back to see if our post was changed, it wasn’t, and I just saw somewhere else he was DFA’d. Mah bad.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

KJ!!!!!!!!!!

RANDOM CONSONANTS STRUNG TOGETHER TO FORM NOTHING GTYSFVVVBSD

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

K dude

gettin’ kinda old

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY we scored again

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by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Here we go

Duh-duh-DAH! COJACK

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

YEEEEAH,

KJ. I love it when a player beats up on their former team. Unless… of course, we are the former team.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid CarGon...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you could do me one big favor,

and not ever say that name again, that’d be great.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

How bout

CarGo?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing about the Venezuelan-born outfielder

named Carlos Gonzalez. Thanks.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's gonna be tough,

seeing as how he plays in our division.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine,

I’ll just earmuff it then. I’m sure I’m not the only one that hates him and would rather not be reminded of him though.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice running there

See ’Skins!

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by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

That wasn’t a HR. How come we were allowed to score??

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

:o

We lead? :o again?!

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Jun 8, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

You might need to leave.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

E-Jack

touching 97 tonight on the gun.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

really settled down and is making his pitches now

through the first two innings this was not looking pretty

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then THAT happens

4 pitch walk to the pitcher

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

gee, who to blame…

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh walking the pitcher

That’s a fun gag

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

So, if his name is "Melky"

I’m guessing that’s a nickname. What’s his real name?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Melky is his real name

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh lord

Poor guy.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone kept heckling him

Calling him MILKY

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melchior?

If Broadway has taught me anything…

(Probably not true, but in Spring Awakening the guy who is called Melky is named Melchior.)

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, I was also

thinking Melchior. Evidently not.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not

when he scores.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here!

Have officially seen the first inning and now the sixth… I like the score. Would like it more with more of us with the buffer.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, girl!

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY! :)

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oof

Walk the pitcher and they make us pay. C’mon e-jax, get it together.

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch.

That looked painful.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Tie game.

That’s why you don’t walk people, ESPECIALLY pitchers.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

o poo

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

GET MORE RUNS

Don’t let Edwin get away with a ND…again…give him da win

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

More ties in this game than a men's haberdashery.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Pretty small haberdashery

with 4 ties.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

And....

Reply FAIL.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Yo yo yo yo

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

"Eric O'Flaherty"

So, I’m guessing this guy is Italian?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Too far Southeast

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, and you'd be right.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Stamos

will be on Glee next season. Also, Jane Lynch is engaged.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know

who any of these people are!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know who they are either.

But I also really don’t care.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Stamos?

Uncle Jessie?

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

Uncle Jessie and his hair.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I still got nothin’.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

John Stamos

Also played the drums for the Beach Boys for a few summers

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh not too excited about Stamos.

That guy hasn’t been relevent since I was born.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And yet

You know who he is

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its not like I haven't seen reruns of full house.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not true

Up until a handful of years ago, he was married to Rebecca Romijn, for reasons no one fully understood.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh.

Is that the Stamos in Rebecca Romijn-Stamos?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Precisely

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Glee

seems like the dumbest show. I haven’t seen it, so I wouldn’t know.

Jane Lynch is hilarious though.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh I enjoy it.

I think its a lot of fun

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a very gleeful person,

so my brain would probably explode with all the singing and dancing.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought she already got married?

Her and her partner have been together for years if I’m not mistaken.

Also, Glee had me in tears moment three.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

she did get married. The report I read was obv wrong.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooo!!!!

Really? :) I loved watching Full House when I was little.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 8, 2010 11:46 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah,

supposedly he’s going to be a “love interest” for Emma.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO

And for the first time ever, I’m watching an FSNAZ broadcast. /high five

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Did *it* work?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Me gusta.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You got a Mac?

Bummer, man.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's Boxee?

If its something not allowed to be discussed on here, thats cool. Just curious, as I can’t get FSNAZ up here.

by MidnghtDrgn on Jun 8, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's just a program to watch stuffs basically

I think it’s meant to be installed on computers that are intended just for videos. It has a YouTube app, MLB.tv app, etc… all I did was connect to it with a different IP (says I’m from New York or something), pause the game, switch to normal connection (so it doesn’t lag), bam.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah ok.

So still paying for MLB.tv, gotcha :) Was able to talk the wife into paying for the audio feed, she vetoed the $100 for video though.

by MidnghtDrgn on Jun 8, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bought the audio feed...

then bought the video feed, which has both. Bah humbug.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitches-strikes – K Medlen 66-43; E Jackson 110-63.
Ground balls-fly balls – K Medlen 4-8; E Jackson 10-7.
Batters faced – K Medlen 20; E Jackson 30.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Medlen get hurt?

was on the floor for a bit, but he was not even to 80 pitches yet unless Yahoo isa wrong?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

he was gripping his arm.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 pitches to Upton on that ground out

not one of them was a strike

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

He just swings away

And that is why he is one of the tops (if not the top now) in strikeouts in the majors

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Ex-gf of mine just got engaged.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Which is fine with you

since you’re never getting married?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had that happen once

It was an “Oops, knocked you up!” kind of wedding.

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by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

the worst kind

my big sis did something similar to that. Got engaged to the guy and it turns out the dude was a complete psychopath. Needless to say she’s much happier on her own with the cutest damn baby ever.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what you're trying to say is

it was a great idea to marry him?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

she never went that far

kicked him out. What I’m saying is that Oops knocked you up marriages don’t stand a chance.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither do

A lot of Knocked You Up-type relationships. My niece is living proof of that and my great nephew’s dad is a total dick…he was very abusive to my niece, even moreso while she was pregnant, and he’s a big-time druggie and criminal. Total scumbag who belongs in jail and shouldn’t have ANY visitation rights with Aidan (my great nephew)

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Happen to you??

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I was being dumb.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

lucky escape

for her

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I resemble that remark.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats to her!

My ex remains a serial monogamist who is petrified of commitment.

Sadly I wish I wasn’t aware of his every move but his sister is my best friend and keeps me in the loop despite me asking her not to. (It’s been six years, I’m married, I don’t care that your brother has yet to figure out that if you date a girl for two years she will expect you know… commitment.)

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

commitment?!

two years? Man, do I have problems….

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying engagement at two years

And it’s age specific, but DUDE. He has a formula. He finds a girl, dates her for 18-24 months and then she starts talking about a future (you know, like going to a family wedding in six months or possibly moving in together) and he has an epic meltdown, calls her a psychopath and breaks up with her.

We were together four years before this happened, but we started dating at 17.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I'm a guy and people like that drive me insane

I don’t understand how someone could be like that.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

I agree with bringing in BB in a tie game.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, just got off the bus

tie game….

no pressure at all

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Esp. against

his former team, who’s gonna know his tendencies better than anyone.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

I wonder what Hinch is thinking. Sure, you want the guy to pitch but to go against your old team? Are you kidding?

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might be

because it’s the 6th inning. Boyer’s been a long guy for us since we claimed him off waivers.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.....

This was pretty predictable.

RIP Seasons of Discontent

by Scott Howard on Jun 8, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 out for BB

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Does blaine mean a stye in the USA too?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

?don't think so

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

I wondered because it would be like christening someone Pimple.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

lol, I’ve never heard a stye referred to by any other name

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, yay!

Joe West inserts himself in the game again, in a negative way!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

figures

what a shock

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just walked into the other room

and the Finals were on. My eyes bled. I’m not sure what to do about this.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

AHHH

I was unaware we employed ginger Amish farmers as pitchers now.

( OMG BIC FOR BACKS. RIGHT NOW.)

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HE'S AMISH.

IT’S HIS RELIGION, JERKHOLE.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

REALLY?

Tell me you’re kidding, as this would not be the first time I made an Amish joke that ended up being too appropriate.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

DBBP member:

“Wow, our bullpen doesn’t even need to throw pitches to issue walks…”

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

oh boy

this isn’t looking good

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

15 pitches: 5 strikes

as the Jews say, Oy vey!

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude.

We have real Jews here if we need an oy vey.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well they weren't doing their job!

although I can’t do it justice either. I just don’t have that “it”

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow hester was chasing that guy down as if he broke up with his sister.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo!

Yay good luck!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeeeeah,

got em trying to go home. Mistake.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Braves up

5-4. RAWR

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

how?

besides the obvious, “Someone came across home plate”

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

nm

gameday just updated

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And after almost getting out of it, what do you do?

Let them get a two out hit. Crap out, crap in.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

That was an awfully weird looking play

But hey, I’ll take it.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not sure

how I feel about Steve Nash killing brain cells of random strangers in the name of energy efficiency.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Kind of a dick move from Nash.

RIP Seasons of Discontent

by Scott Howard on Jun 8, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, right??

I mean, I know he likes saving the Earth and stuff, but.. breaks into some random peoples’ house and starts bouncing balls off their heads? Sounds like breaking and entering coupled with aggravated assault to me.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And why is he in uniform?

Did he come straight from a game?

I think we can all agree that he’s a criminal

RIP Seasons of Discontent

by Scott Howard on Jun 8, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude,

me too.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

+2

What a jerk.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hidden.

No F-bombs.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOO!!

Apparently, WE’RE allowed to walk, too.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Bull

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The heck you say

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love

Moylan’s delivery.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright, LMD!

It’s your boy!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

CY?

outcome of his AB?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

nm

updated

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

walk

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

then steals 2d

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Tried to go first to third but got caught.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

See thread

All comments in reference to CY, not Parra ;)

by MidnghtDrgn on Jun 9, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

See my sig :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

CY steals 2nd

You can make something out of anything. Usually.

by BigPapaKishi on Jun 8, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah!

CY with a SB. I love him being a base stealer again.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

oh yeah

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love more

him getting on base again.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

THIS.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks CY that will help my fantasy team.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

You must be psychic or something.

You picked CY for your fantasy team? Everybody thought he’d continue to suck.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually i just recently traded for him.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, then the person who originally drafted him

must be psychic.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not

if they just traded him away?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he probably

got good value once he started to perform.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess. I traded away Dempster and Kubel for CY and Carmona.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

But not psychic enough to see that he was gonna go on a SB rampage.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oof.

CY with a faceplant.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Parra draws a walk.

In other news, we’re receiving reports of worsening hail and sleet in Hell..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Bye bye Moylan!

What’s with the Franz Ferdinand song?

What ever happened to “Hit The Road Jack”?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

RUN SCORES!!!

But Parra’s out. Still. TIE GAME!

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by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

OH CRAP!

Parra being dumb and not paying attention…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

KJ = AWESOME!!

Aaaand Parra continues to embarrass LMD.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey

At least he extended the inning for KJ…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gave him credit for that.

See above?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

head up rear end again?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 8, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't the ears prevent that?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

well played

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

twss

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useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You're not

supposed to know jokes like that..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

/innocent face

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

did she say that because… her lips were chapped or something??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ex

actly.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Baserunning mistakes

They’re fun when they’re fun

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Wouldn't wanna be Parra....

When Gibson gets ahold of him in the locker room later. Baserunning is his territory isn’t it?

by MidnghtDrgn on Jun 9, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gracie thinks he did it on purpose

to draw the throw, although he didn’t need to because CY was going to beat the throw easily.

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fortunately,

he can just say, “No entiendo.”

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Jenny what do you think of Craig Breslow.

The dude has been solid in fantasy baseball

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Wait what?

How would I know this? I am not attached to Dallas. :P

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Buut he is on the A's

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't actually follow the A's

I barely recognize the name, honestly. :)

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah I thought you did.

He has like a career ERA of like 2.52 or something.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't listen to everything 'Skins says!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

But 'Skins always speaks the truth.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

And we all know

the A’s are closest to your heart?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

that was the Brewers.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man, can our outfielders

cover ground or what?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Yay,

another walk!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Our OFs

can’t cover that.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Two of those pitches were clearly. CLEARLY strikes

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

As I said last night,

I REALLY don’t like this crew.

And now I find out they have Angel Hernandez too? Ugh…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe West: part Walrus?

Find out at 11.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's the other part?

Really, really fat guy?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bacon

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

double ugg

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lul

FSNAZ had the count wrong. Walks make me sad, though.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh good, happy to see our bullpen doesn't disappoint

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Wait a second --

given what we know now, that seems like the exact OPPOSITE of what we want…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid juicer.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh look,

another bullpen disaster.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

GET GUTIERREZ OUT OF THE BULLPEN.

NOW.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Out of the bullpen on to the mound.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

(rolls eyes)

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't Guti

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's what Sut said.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see what you did thar.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well played sir,

well played.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Jesus

Now it’s 6-5.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

I wonder how delayed my feed is

What’s the count?

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

We're out

of the inning.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Inning over like a minute ago?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Severely delayed feed then.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

we're at ST 2011

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are we good yet?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a secret!

don’t want to ruin anything

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

A nice play by Vasquez

to end the inning.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

He isn't forgiven, though.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Our bullpen has allowed a run

in 8 of our last 10 games.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Really?

It seems like more…

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, thats just our last 10 games

I started getting depressed at that point and didn’t want to find more

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's AT LEAST

a run.

coughed up two tonight and it ain’t over yet.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Those are actually pretty good numbers,

given that the bullpen usually pitches 3-4 innings per game.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not GOOD,

but not that bad, either.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats at least one run

Many of them are more than just one

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know.

But the way he couched it, it didn’t seem that bad.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

No way

He’s the worst player ever to step on a baseball field!

… him and Barret Loux

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 9, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or the Manatee.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

He hasn't stepped on a MLB baseball field yet,

but he will be the worst player ever!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go

DROOOOOOOOO

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Y'all wanna know who's really dumb?

Me. I paused/played my feed, and never fastforwarded it.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

::is somehow not surprised::

;)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ooops.

That explains the delay, I guess.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why yes, yes it does.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Our #3 hitter bunting?

While Upton struggles?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Granted, it's against a lefty,

but it DOES seem like an odd decision.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Upton has been bad against lefties this year too.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

No homers off of lefties this year

Surprising, but truth. Only 4 RBIs and he is batting .222

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not that the RBI's matter...

but yeah. And all his power has disappeared.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Charge the mound he threw one at your head.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Whiff.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Was that breeze cooling?

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could feel it

in Vegas.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good break up slide by CJ.

Upton, watch your mouth!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

JUp needs to have a conversation

To his batting helmet again.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is he like the OF version of that guy who talked to the ball when he pitched?

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, LaRoche

Do something good here.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

LaHR!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

SOME OF US USE THIS TO FOLLOW THE GAME BRAH

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not saying he hit a homer

I wouldn’t reply to someone’s comment unless it was already done

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

people need to chill out

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not cool, dude

Do we need to go over this again?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't do that.

See the rules. People follow the game here.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do not expect an apology from Jim.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

However, it’s Jim Meister to you.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely cooling to him.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not really sure why

they showed LaRoche’s numbers w/ RISP, given that Upton’s on 1st..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoa.

Precognition.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Psychic powers in the truck

With the stolen base.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

No he isn't!

Not anymore.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Upton

be swipin’ dem bags.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

LaK

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Adam?

I LaHate you right now.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   3 recs

+1

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

LaK

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 9, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

LaSiberian tundra

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Ahhh crap........

It’s Gut.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOT GUTI

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Gutierrez in a one-run game

[Sharpens knives]

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by Jim McLennan on Jun 9, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh look!

It’s Gutierrez coming to solve all our problems!

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhhhhh.

Not he of the useless and hated.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

HE GOT AN OUT!

OMFG.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Guti...K?

Guys what is this

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't even.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

D-train vs hanson

ROY vs. ROY?

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Jokes on the Braves!

D-TRAIN HAS A 0 ERA!!!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

srsly tho

Do I start him in fantasy? I did the first outing for the cool factor, but now…

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

Hanson didn’t win ROY…

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't sure.

Hence the question mark.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shuddup.

Braves fans live in an alternate universe where the Braves didn’t WorldSeriesFAIL every year in the 90s.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

Cubs fans live in an alternate universe where they gonna win the World Series, and the inhabitants of Wrigley are all sober and charming.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ACH!

GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

they have a brand new ST facility in Naples?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

And the White Sox play in a rubble pile.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure the Cubs have the same thing

where they didn’t fail all throughout the 1900’s… and the 2000’s…

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are the odds that that knock down pitch

wasn’t on purpose?

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

I think we have been transported to Earth omega where Guti doesen't suck

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Nah

Hit Parade is starting.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

That one wasn’t Gut’s fault.

If that was the 2010 Gut hit parade, it would have been launched about 500 feet from home plate.

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by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

And not

gone foul.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Skins.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaand

More LaHate.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, LaRoche.

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Hurr we go

again.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

ON OUR OWWWWWN

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

GOIN' DOWN THE ONLY ROAD WE'VE EVER KNOWN

in 2010

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

and rec’d

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is awesome

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NEW BLOG, as my original one is blocked by the Great Firewall.
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by JustAJ on Jun 9, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

In the rain, the pavement shines like silver...

Oh, sorry, wrong song.

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by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here it comes...

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

And another hit.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

OT: Looks like the Pac-10 will be getting bigger in the next week or so.

Nebraska getting approval from Regents on Friday to join the Big-10.

by MidnghtDrgn on Jun 9, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow i'm sweeping in al hitting categories right now.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah punk

I’m facing the second-ranked team and I’m up 8-1.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm facing the fourth ranked team.

up 8-2

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

2SB and 1SV

away from a 10-0.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me or you?

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yours

truly.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm 2 saves away and like 30 points of whip.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 9, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

So that's cool

they swipe third, but we get a K.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Wait

Guti has 2 Ks?

someone help what is going on

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

I’d be happier with the double play.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was being sarcastic

though, I originally didn’t write “we get a K”, so I can see why it’s impossible to see the sarcasm…

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Brace yourselves...

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

please

nothing strange or exotic tonight, just get the out!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

D'oh!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Woah,

97MPH heat coming at you? No bueno.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Papers, plz

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm

I turned up and it all went wrong :( exile again for me I suspect :D

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Jun 9, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

GO AWAY :P

But you can come online and chat with me. ;)

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

I’m at work, about to try and put something together on some Washington pitcher who did ok last night

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Jun 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I may have heard of something about that

but I may need to see your clip package to be completely informed…

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

And a walk?

Cool.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

And a walk

Now we face Larry Jones.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Larry "Hooter" Jones.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guti

plx, like, fa srs, just don’t give up any runs. Plx.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

1 batter too late, Hinch

Our manager isn’t doing a good job managing our bullpen.

by venomfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Hmm?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Valdez

up.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Ohhhhh Hester

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Sadly rec'd

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

he’s nothing if not predictable.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great.

Hester sucks, and its’ 7-5.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

*it's

Guti also sucks.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why

do we suck so?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

Really?

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay

So, let’s get some runs and win this one in a walkoff.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

stretch

stretch

stretch

you can

PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARD

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

::hate::

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

And, of course,

the very next pitch is a weak groundout.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

perfect

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

So inning ends

have all three relievers given up a run tonight?

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Why yes,

yes they have

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

snyderman would have saved that pitch

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS

by marionette on Jun 9, 2010 12:40 AM EDT reply actions  

No, he really wouldn't.

Have you been watching this season??

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Swiss

Cheese.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

i referred not to other

past pitches, but that pitch.

do you read this season??

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS

by marionette on Jun 9, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why would

Snyder have gotten that pitch? He’s been TERRIBLE defensively this season.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

grr

I thought we could get one run back,but two?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

And again

my feed was behind and I wasn’t informed the bottom half had started.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Suuuuure, blame the feed

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wailord?

The bottom half has started.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

kthx

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are

truly a magnanimous poster.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have my moments

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff walk.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Good choice by Wagner.

Last time he faced him, MR hit a 3-run HR.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

And a walk to start

Good beginning.

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by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

CY watches strike 3.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

CY K.

Failure.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

CY?

Protect the plate with 2 strikes next time.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

CY

Apparently thought the script called for those pitches to be in.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

ugh

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

That noise that plays

when the bullpen phone deal goes off is awful.

Also, I’ve heard a Gracie “GAS” for the first time. Rite of passage amirite?

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Rite of passage

Or socially awkward moment.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

about the bullpen phone. Makes me cringe.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

I’ve never heard Gracie break wind before. You’re lucky

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I WORDED IT TO AVOID THIS DAMMIT

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

And yet

We went with it anyway.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

just messing with ya

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back in the day

They had the phone actually sound like an actual ring, not that obnoxious buzz noise they have now. That noise is so loud that I could hear it clear in section 211 on Saturday night

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 9, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaand we lose.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Bleh

And we lose.

Is this a four game series?

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by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Yup.

We get to face ’em for 4 games.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let's savor these moments.

Have you seen our schedule?

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

Well, then.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

ends thursday, day game

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Game.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

FFAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLUUUUURRRREEEEE....

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Night all

On a positive note, we’re still undefeated when scoring more then 5 runs. 5 exactly however, remains a VERY bad number for us….

by MidnghtDrgn on Jun 9, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't know

if this is positive, but nifty.

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by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

g'night all

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 9, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

good night

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 9, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Night.

Sorry you had to stay up late to watch this crap.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, time to watch Justified,

AKA, the greatest show known to man.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to watch last night's Lie To Me

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that show good?

I watched the first episode and it was interesting, then completely forgot about it and lost track.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really enjoy it, yeah

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by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Based on

Elmore Leonard, right?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right.

“Fire In The Hole”

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was offered Mat Latos and Victorino today

for Braun. Just throwing that out there.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Please tell me you do other things

on the internet besides fantasy baseball…

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 9, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

My fantasy baseball tracker

sorta chills in the background while I peruse Facebook and Reddit.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

But wailord?

What you do after?

(NSFW, just to be on the safe side)

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew

this was coming…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're forcing me to violate my strict

“don’t click Youtube link policy”, only ’cause they disrupt whatever rap is playing at the time.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

I guess it was halfway worth watching.

/turns eminem back on

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 9, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand this ad

Why is the kid running? Why is his mom waiting there with the car, somehow surprised that he was there? Why does he think it’s a smart idea to stick his tongue out at the other kids as they drive away?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't get it either.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

We found another way to lose.

An automatic walk that came in to score. Man…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

We also

walked the pitcher, twice.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 9, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

for reminding me…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 9, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

nice dingers

but no one on base, and a game they didn’t deserve do to pitching.

atlanta had a lot going on with 14 hits, but it really felt like all the walks were the true killer. what else to expect from edwin jackson and this bullpen though?

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS

by marionette on Jun 9, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Why must FSN Arizona insult us?

You are not ESPN. You don’t need to interview both sides. You exist purely to service Arizona sportsfans. Stop interviewing the oposition! #%$&!!!!

My imagination is greater than your nay-say.

by Jargamus Prime on Jun 9, 2010 1:01 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That's why

I change the channel right after the game is over if we lose.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 9, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

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