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Gameday Thread, #58: 6/7 vs. Braves

Atlanta Braves at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT


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Derek Lowe
RHP, 8-4, 4.44

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Dan Haren
RHP, 2-3, 4.31

It may be draft day, but there is still "proper" baseball going on, with the Diamondbacks now playing host to the Atlanta Braves for a four-game set. They have gone on a tear since we last saw them over on the East coast, and come into this series as the leaders of the NL East. In the road series, they take two of three from us - there was a blow-out in each direction, but the Braves pipped us 6-5 in the opening contest.

Star-divide

  1. Kelly Johnson 2B .268 
  2. Conor Jackson LF .232 
  3. Stephen Drew SS .285 
  4. Justin Upton RF .249 
  5. Adam LaRoche 1B .261 
  6. Mark Reynolds 3B .215 
  7. Chris Young CF .271 
  8. Chris Snyder C .207 
  9. Dan Haren P .400

Hopefully Haren will do better than when he faced the Braves on May 16, when they took him for eight hits, three walks and seven runs in only 4.1 innings. Haren was a lot better last time out, throwing eight shutout innings in Los Angeles, and we'll be hoping for more of the same - if only to increase his trade value if, as rumor suggests, we may be looking to move him. Upton and Drew are back in the line-up having apparently recovered from their case of Ubalditis [in Upton's case, at least] yesterday.

I'm recapping, but have about ten billion other things to get done, so may not be massively active in the thread. Depends how long it takes me to pick the bones out of a Wordpress template...

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Probably won't be here for this one.

I’ll ne out to dinner with family.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 7, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Enjoy.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have another meeting tonight, can't stay long...

But should we lose, we have Mr. Barret Loux as our new scapegoat, give him a hand ladies and gentlemen! ;)

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll be here :)

Posting away and tuning in the game via radio :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 7, 2010 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

we are 18 minutes into the FSAZ pregame show

and they have spent 15 of those minutes talking about bobby Cox

by dbacks4life on Jun 7, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

The radio side

Has been talking all about the draft and the player we selected

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 7, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

You won't find that info here

per the rules in Snakepit 3.0 posted earlier. (But you’re not a newbie, you should know that…)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not gonna say

there are places, but… there are places.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

I’ve been working on writing something for two hours, then realized it was ultimately lame. Oh well. Sadface.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Aww.... no! I'm sure it wasn't

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically

originally wrote it as “X caused Y”, my “research” caused me to disagree with myself, so I couldn’t make an argument. I think I’ll publish now instead saying “What’s the reason for Y, ‘cause it’s not X”… I’ll revisit it tonight/tomorrow. Just a bit of writer’s block I guess.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I absolutely hate it when that happens!

As a writer I feel your pain bro….

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having just deleted 4k of an initially intriguing idea

I also feel your pain.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay,

well it’s time for me to forget about the draft. Ugh.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah late morning game!

I’ll be at least lurking for all of this one in my cubicle.

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh I was going to find you on FB!

I don’t suppose of you know of anything cool to do in Indianapolis/Fishers on next Wednesday?? No AAA baseball game this year….

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm.....

I’m not sure. I live a few hours away and Fishers is not the region I normally am around when I am there. I just like being around the downtown area and the mall. I’m a people watcher.

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm okay just curious :)

I noticed there was a water garden across from the ballpark but it didn’t look like something you drive half an hour just to go to…

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here.

Just sayin’.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

You and me both bro

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fo sho

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moi aussi.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too!

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I am

For the record.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me mouth

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

yoicks

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren K!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice K

3 pitch strike out

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I really wish I could type a backwards K

How does >| look?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I was wondering how to do that

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinda weird

But don’t worry about it

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

not bad

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. That's cheating.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedant

ʞ

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's upsidown, not backwards

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

How’d you make that one?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ampersand#670

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trying

ʞ

Niiice.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still upsidown....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still better than >|

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. But I still liked the effort

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the effort

of Jim scanning an ASCII chart for me. :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am looking for the Ascii character

Representing a peeved admin sticking his tongue out. :-)

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moar Ks!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice start, Dan Haren!

Now lets get some runs!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Good start for Danny.

Not surprising, as he’s… well, DAN HAREN!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I like when Danny pitches with a chip on his shoulder

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I like when Danny pitches

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This.

Usually.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 pitch inning

2 strikeouts? Good start

Lets get runs

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm....

no, Heyward doesn’t REALLY make me feel old. He’s 4 months older than my brother.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm older than him...

And what have I done with my life…

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hush

some of us were at the launch of the Titanic

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not according to

the info on Facebook & wikipedia :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

It so happens my mum went into labour with the excitement

oh hell,I put the sinking as my birthdate didn;t I?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, just not the day of the launch :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty angry that a guy

who’s only two-plus years older than me is making money like that.

It makes me sad on the inside.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just think about Bryce Harper.

Younger than you, making a ton of money, AND a total asshole.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

cost his team the JuCo World Series

cause he’s a douche

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No shit.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me and Lebron

are about the same age. Some people get all the luck.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I remember having that conversation with my roommate frosh year of college.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

hoping one day I’ll wake up and be superhumanly good at basketball.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUpton makes me feel old

I’ve decided not to put too much thought into Heyward. It conflicts with my pudding and Matlock time.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all about dem Golden Girls

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

They make me sad now

Poor Bette White.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened to her now?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's the only Golden Girl still alive.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh,

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 7, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

How old is he?

Too lazy to look it up.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

August of 1989

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

makes him

one year older than me. Which means he’ll be 21.
::sigh::

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2010 9:50 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh, bah.

I have children older than that!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have clothes older than that

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have

myself older than that?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

go haren . show em who's boss.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Kelly with a "Onefer!"

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Kelleeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

HIT FOR KJ

Get dem runs!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Go KJ!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOO KJ!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Careful, CoJack.

Lowe can roll up a GIDP real easily.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

And

you DO ground into a bunch of DPs…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We scored two runs against Ubaldo,

so we should get like, ten runs off Lowe, right?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Baseball math!

Baldy’s ERA+ was over 500, so… yeah. 5x as many runz.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

QUIT TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE SUCK AGAINST LOWE!

We get it.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

We will light Lowe up

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

They’re reverse jinxing us.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect hit & run!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job Boyfriend! :)

KJ to third!

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeeeeeeah!

CJ.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

GET RUNS!

Do it to it

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

i kinda hope this game goes slow

because I won’t be home til 8:30.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2010 9:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Base hit & RUNS!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH!

DROOOOOOO

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Run not plural sorry

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

About to be plural....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love CoJack eye at the plate!

Dear CoJack,

Please share with Mark Reynolds. Thanks

Dallas Dback Fan

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

And like,

everybody else on the team.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

- Haren

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah,

and CJ should share his contact skills while he’s at it. Kthx.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

- D-Train.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adda boy Steve

Get more runs!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

ya derek lowe get some!

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

JUp is 5-8 against Lowe in his career

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOO RUN(Z)!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we please ban Webb from the dugout until he decides to man up?

All in favor say Aye!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

NAY!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 7, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aye!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get Lowe, get Lowe!

From the windows, to the walls… (and I’m not about to be banned for finishing the rest…)

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

'Til the sweat drop down

then it falls?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

that’s how it goes…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe that's what it says

in the clean version. Not 100%.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a big Lil Jon fan anyways,

because rap, you know, sucks.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lil Jon

sure, but let’s not throw the entire genre under the bus.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no, no.

Lets throw the entire genre under the bus.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's

throw you under the bus.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are in a violent/foul mood....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's

hug it out.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mkay!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You

mad, bro?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the clean version yes

I’d rather not discuss the uncensored

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are 12

and what are balls?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh...

that always reminds me of Chappelle’s Show.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaaalmost a DP.

You lucky, Upton.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Get more runz

Me like runz

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice hard slide prevents the DP!!

And run #2!

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by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOO LaClutchest groundout EVAR!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

QUIT HITTING GROUND BALLS THAT ARE ALMOST DP'S!

Okay? Thank you.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the problem

hitting against a sinkerballer. You can only hope BABIP bites him in the ass.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRBI

Runz

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

warming up

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Slightly.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 groundouts...

Crap…We got lucky

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

And yet

we finish the inning with 2 runs, so I’ll take it.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aj Hinch Pre-game strategy:

Hit everything to their 3rd baseman. I don’t know why but I feel like this could work…..

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

because Chipper is kinda old?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except Chipper is not playing 3rd tonight....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then

AJ’s plan is a fail!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

We ARE winning....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything is possible ;)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 7, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Somehow,

I don’t think Dan Haren’s getting to the All Star game. So why are you giving away an ASG bobblehead/

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

*?

.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

2009 ASG

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by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh....

Makes more sense. Derp.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hence

why the Upton and Haren bobbleheads comprise a set…

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...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

LAST years

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glaus is 4-12 against Haren

With a homer, 3 RBIs, 1 walk, 5 Ks

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

5-13

There goes the perfect game and no hitter

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Glaus,

how about you like, continue your hot streak somewhere else?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Speaking of which

Would anybody be willing to get me one of those bobbleheads? Pretty pleeeease? So I can add it to my 2006 A’s bobblehead that I got a few weeks ago!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I am having to request that same thing

Since Saturday is my birthday and due to different plans that night, I won’t be spending it at the ballpark like I usually do each year

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 7, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

There you go

putting the A’s before us again…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

seeing as how it existed in 2006 and this one doesn’t exist yet. ;)

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by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

SEE? THERE YOU GO AGAIN!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn you,ex G force

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

*G-Farce.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinske is 3-13 against Haren

With 2 homers and 7 RBIs

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, I thought Haren

would be throwin’ a no hitter tonight…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

You haven't

watched a lot of 2010 Dbacks games, have you?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahaha, AJ with a not-so-pretty word there about ball 4

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by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a strike?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Should have been strike

They called that same spot twice for Derek Lowe

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yunel Escobar is 2-6 against Haren

2 strikeouts

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Joe West looks part frog

because he is part frog.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa...

Charlie Weis is a MLB umpire now??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ribbit

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Stock's still not back yet........? :(

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by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

KT here

Hiiiiiii <3

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey there :)

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 7, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny is throwing too many pitches in the dirt

He is playing with wild pitches and we don’t want him burned

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

At least

he’s not missing up.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do y'all think

should I post my little bit tonight (it’s not too long, more for starting a discussion – ~900 words) or should I wait until tomorrow so it’s there if people check in the morning?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I would do it tomorrow.

Just since its game time, not as many people will read it now

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sleep on it

The game & draft talk are enough for tonight.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite getting himself into a jam,

Danny’s been pretty sharp.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus

must be back on the ’roids.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

28 pitches that inning

That is way too many

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Question for anyone going to Saturday's game

Will you be able to get an extra Haren Bobblehead for me since I won’t be going that night…Please? I’d be very grateful!

"Be more concerned w/ character than reputation. Character is what you are, reputation is what people think you are." ~ John Wooden

by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 7, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the camera angle different

or does CY have a more closed stance?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

They've been saying all year

that his stance is more open this season.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well in that last at bat

I could see his entire right leg. It just looks different.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone know how our farm teams are shaping up this year? Still rebuilding?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 7, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Our draft was really good last year.

So I like how it’s rebuilding.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's the most hopefull thing I've heard all season

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just ask IHS-

FFFFFFFFFFFFF

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Ahahahaha

Rec’d

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap.

I shoulda asked him Saturday night.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Gracie stops calling Loux "Big Thunder"

then I hate the pick even more than I already do. Which is a lot.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, I have two things set to tivo at 8pm....

…… hurry up, Dbacks, and score more…..

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Like what??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like "Lie To Me"

and… other things………

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

"True Beauty"?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, let's go with that

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOVE Lie to Me!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe it's been off air for so long!!

I MISS IT!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suckup!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What else? An Oakland game?

For Lie To Me, it’s called Hulu, you know…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's on hulu tomorrow?

I might do that, since I have the other things to watch tonight……

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

IS the other thing

an A’s game??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO :P

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then what?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

This umpire is calling a lot of these pitches

Differently. He is calling low pitches strikes for Lowe and calling pitches in the same spot and same pitch as balls for Danny

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey buddy,

quit yelling into the field mic!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

"Big Thunder"

is too awkward to be a real nickname, methinks. That sounds like something his agent made up.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like a dirty Vegas show

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren gets a hit!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

HarenSMASH!!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Splat goes the first baseman.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

DANNY!

How do you do it?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

D-Train in the dugout

laughing at Danny hitting

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I adore him

Seriously, every time they show him I smile. Nice to see some life in the dug out.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

He loves being with this team

And I love that. He wants to be here. He is glad he is here.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He loves being back in the NL

with a young team, apparently.

I’ve always loved him, although I hated that he won ROTY over Webby’s better numbers.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man I TOTALLY hated that too :/

But now they can be best friends!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pssshhhht.

Now, D-Train can have Webby’s roster spot.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

give it up for a DFA’er. that makes so much sense.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

at least one of them will pitch this season.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bad,

I forgot the Interpet people are so much wiser than all the experts.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

even

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He still

isn’t throwing off a mound… a quick Baseball-Reference glance proves that Dontrelle Willis, in comparison, HAS pitched this year.

Willis > Webby

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny got that up to be a

9 pitch at-bat. Nice on 2 fronts.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

HE WAS SAFE!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Easy Jim Joyce

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

He was safe though…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

that was kind of a blatant miscall..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Derek Lowe has

50 pitches through 2 innings.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Bullshit call at first.

KJ was safe.

I dislike this umpiring crew already. The HP ump is pissing me off, the 1B ump just blew a call, and Joe West is Joe West.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Two HANDS please!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I know it's an inside joke and whatnot,

but using one hand is better than using two.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not in the outfield.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also (speaking from my vast experience)

I think you have to walk before you run? All about the fundamentals… which I’m pretty sure is why the joke started?

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, in the outfield.

You have more reach. The only time you should use two hands is when it’s a high fly ball.

When you have two hands up, your sight is also affected.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The glove is only on one hand...

You can put the ball in the other hand to throw, you know…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which makes two hands. I win.

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You meant CATCH

with two hands. You tryin’ to be slick…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't tell me what I meant mouth!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny needs to start

quick pitching players. Once they step into the batters box, throw it!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

this

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does that

and they’ll start calling for time immediately.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swiss Cheese strikes again!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF Snyder??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh baby

Infante singles

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder has another error.

HE SUCKS! Two in 250 or so games?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Not an error.

Passed ball. He’s got a bunch of those.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm,

I thought passed balls were errors on the catcher?
Guess not.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Passed balls are passed balls on the catcher.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And so are broken balls....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was called as a passed ball

Not an error

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Cojack

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Double play!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Clutch DP!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go!

That was good!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT?

Heyward GIDPs?

But Braves fans said he was like Jesus…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

gets hung up between two thieves?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats just wrong....

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Cojac

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

less pitches please

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

*"fewer", college boy

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hee.

I resisted saying that.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm losing my grasp of the English language

after only a week. Yikes.

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do

you speak Chinese (I’m assuming Mandarin)?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

speak? no

piecemeal sentences together? yes

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

that’s good enough!

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

except my co-workers are all talking and laughing a lot

and I don’t understand a word they’re saying. My paranoia says they’re talking about me.

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do

they understand English?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

a few

I have to speak slowly and descriptive when the one guy who speaks great English is out of the office. When I try Chinese they always laugh. “Look at the stupid Westerner butcher our language, ahahahahahaha!”

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you hear the word "gwailo"

They are. :-)

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or "Gwato". But that's a little more harsh....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I listen for

meiguoren and fawen. American and foreigner.

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dude

watch out for “tea” and “thrust”. Apparently, they sound exactly the same.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

cha and cha ren

cha is tea, cha ren is “insert person”

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Insert Person Party

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course they have different tones

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"As one of the best dancers of all time"

This commercial still confuses me!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

55 pitches for Danny through 3

Too many!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Yikes...

He’s gonna be out by the 6th at this pace. And you know what that means.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

"DBacks baseball. Be a fan."

Could you put a little enthusiasm into that, Dan??

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey CJ,

how about you like, make good contact next time?

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Excuse me, Mark Grace?

STFU.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blahblahblah

Gracie talking about Galarraga’s perfect game.
They made the play anyways!
If Joyce made the right call, it’d be a perfect game. That’s not Miggy’s fault.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

So,in the game

how many drinks is that?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

the drinking game

car,big boys,maple bats etc

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

One,

he was talking about Miggy being a big boy…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh,

I took two,just as a precaution.

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good idea

It’s not like you can ever over-drink w/ Gracie

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you thinking of YouveBeenBannedFromAZSnakepit?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

never

:::shudders:::

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lowe has 63 pitches through 3

Let’s hit him hard now…score RUNZ or go to the minors

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

And there have been no fly balls

All grounders and Ks

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sup

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Have you ever been called Scoizzle?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

why?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just curious.

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap. I meant Socizzle not Scoizzle

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOW I get it

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are

you trying to say soco, but in a hyphy way?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I admit I am far from cool

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shame on you

shame, shame, shame on you.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Por que?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What does that even mean?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

the moon,the sun and the stars

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Sanderson Ford,

don’t show a FREAKING CUBS GAME in your commercial. You’re in AZ, remember?

Oh yeah, and I’m pretty sure ETrade has the talking baby commercials covered.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

That, and

there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FUNNY/AMUSING ABOUT THOSE COMMERCIALS WHATSOEVER.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT

TALKING BABIES

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

The E*Trade ones are funny.

The Sanderson Ford ones are painfully bad.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate

the E*Trade ones.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you do,

but everyone else thinks they’re funny.

The Sanderson Ford ones? NOBODY does. I’ll bet even the parents of those kids hate the commercials.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

everyone else is wrong. On the E*trade ones.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the e*trade ones.

The first few were funny, but they’ve wandered too far off the reservation.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The first one is the only one that cracks me up

“I underestimated the creepy factor.”

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The "golden pipes" one is funny

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which one is that?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

With one baby singing "broken wings"

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still love the one

that Lindsay Lohan sued over.

Milka WHAAAAAA?

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is that not hilarious to you?

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

babies aren’t funny, talking or not. And the vast majority of the public has no real understanding of how stock trading works and should leave it to the experts, so I hate them on a philosophical ground as well.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh,

it’s just a commercial. Just enjoy it.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or don't.

Cuz I find it creepy that the babies are coming home from a bachelor party in Vegas.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

not preventing you from enjoying it, am I? I am allowed to have opinions on commercials, and I think that ads are more than “just commercial[s],” as they can also represent something larger like how a company operates or how it sees the world, or how it wishes the world to work. You could argue that the E*Trade commercials not only encourage ignorant investing, but except it to continue. Instead they should show the “baby investors” becoming “adult investors.” Much better message.

But that’s just what I think. You obviously should think what you want.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, well

it’s just a commercial. Meant to be funny. I guess you don’t find it funny. My bad, then. I don’t know how this escalated into ranting about company’s statements through commercials.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cuz we like to do that!

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

I’m reading into it. It’s okay, though, cos you don’t have to! But since commercials aren’t there to be SNL skits, it’s not crazy to think that there is motive behind them (namely to sell things).

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The less your customers know,

the better for the company.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

which is why I think about commercials. I think we’re in a loop now.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

*accept

?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

expect…

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does this

make me awesomer than Skins?//?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

you get a +2 bonus to all reading rolls.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

YESSIR

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would be

really hard to accomplish.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yay!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why can't they get any DBacks footage?

They are sponsors of the darn team.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

They

d-bags to the Dbacks.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

What does this mean?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He tried to steal soco's formula

of forgoing the verb in his sentence, but it ultimately didn’t work.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't steal anything.

I’m OG, foo’.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like

a lower case g.

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think

that’s QUITE the formula…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boy

I’mma

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess they just figure

Dbacks fans are dumb enough to just be like ZOMGBASEBALL!!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

First two picks in 1990:

one is Chipper

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Two is Tony Clark.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it really?

I knew Chipper…

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The magic of Google...

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah but I didn't care that much :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's

actually not magic.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES IT IS!

Just like Santa and the Easter Bunny!
Don’t ruin my childhood innocence!

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

if Google is part of childhood (Wailord, BattleMoses)…

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Google

is watching their childhoods…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

TOO MANY BALLS IN THE DIRT

Danny is struggling with control this year

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

you would to if you had to give up a lead to the bullpen.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't really make any sense

I would instead have better control

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

would you rather take walks or base hits?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would rather get outs

With bad control, you would give up walks and base hits.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too many pitches, period

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay,

how the Hell did our two fastest players on the team let that drop in??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Cue

AZBOMBERS?

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWO HANDS!

Or even ONE HAND, DAMMIT!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

is this game on tbs?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

FoxAZ

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

think TBS carries Braves games anymore?

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

does turner broadcasting not own the braves anymore?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Liberty Media.

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooooooooooh

i wasnt here when that happened.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't

know that either until recently, but I work with a Braves fan and we were talking about various Atlanta sports ownership groups. The founder of Home Depot owns the Falcons.

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya i just looked it up and it happened in 07

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Arthur Blank.

He’s a wonderful man

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he?

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

He took the Michael Vick bullshit very personally.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh,

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

But yeah.

He’s a very good man. Does a lot for charity, good family man, plus, dude. Home Depot.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Danny,

how about you throw some strikes?

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

He didn't

get your message.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny?

Hello?

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah...

Because that would make wayyy too much sense

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases juiced

only one out. To say this is not good is an understatement.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Danny is now officially

pitching badly.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost a DP.

>:(

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

No double play

1 run is in.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

le sigh

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Got out of it.

But you can’t do that again, Haren.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Two hits and a walk.

Bases loaded, one out, only one run.

I’ll take that. Nice job, Danny.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

But we would rather

not have the bases loaded. But that was good damage control

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

got out cheaply

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

83 pitches for Danny

Through 4 innings. Maybe…maybe one more inning

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Diet Coke

in a can is surprisingly not bad.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

All diet soda

is bad.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

soda in general is bad, but I drink it anyways.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dr. Pepper is

like crack. No joke either.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are correct sir!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I almost brought up

you two..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

:D

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

diet dr. pepper is suprisingly effective at satisfying my desires.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

dear to goodness

a soft drink can’t even touch it for me

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn't surprise me at all

that you’d be the one to say that.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Diet wild cherry pepsi

is surprisingly yummy to me?

(Says a girl who hate drinking diet soda, but again, I DID drink diet coke last night). :-P

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 7, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I'm

almost to point where I don’t mind the diet taste after nearly two years of drinking Coke Zero. It was a good transition drink.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

my mom doesn’t have any regular coke anyway?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yah.

This I already knew. You told me a few months back that she drink diet coke. I’d drink 7Up, but I need caffeine.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I found a solution to tivo

it’s called mlb.tv

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Also

if you have a PS3 you can run it through that now. BALLIN

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh

Nope, just a Wii

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow,

I never took you for a 7 year old kid..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

HURF DURF

US GAMERS

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

:( why doesn't mlb like xbox?

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

dude.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Xbox sucks.

:P

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

PS3 is the greatest

invention known to man.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

True that

I’ve never liked any of the Playstations, but my PS3 is a glorious and I don’t even play many video games. But Blu-rays, Netflix, and mlb.tv? Hell yeah.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

As soon as I log in here we lose a run… I should leave….

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

"A surprising taste that's refreshingly Amsterdam."

Um… that sounds like weed, not Amstel Light.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 7, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something

something hookers

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are we ever going to hit

A ball into the outfield? All of our outs have been grounders and strikeouts…this is getting bad…

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

nice call.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about over it?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about hitting a ball into the stands?

Would you be okay with that?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Copycat

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey,

my post was better.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah suckaaaaaa

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOME RUN!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Fatburger!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

MR!

YEEEEEAAAAH!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

MARKY

With a FATBURGER!

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

FINALLY!!!!!! Thank you Mark!!!

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

FATBURGER

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH FATBURGER!!

Gives us that run back.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you Sheriff

Get more runs please!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOM

More plz

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Stay here!! ::clings::

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Womyn

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

there is one annoying fan in attendance tonight.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

There are many annoying fans

every night.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

generally just quiet ones.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for the few drunk dudes,

actin’ a foo’.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

NUMMMMMMMMMMBER

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO NOT DISPARAGE THAT.

Ttlly awsm.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

just sayin

it’s okay to act the fool

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Although I called him by his actual name.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it was funny both ways.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Markeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

YEA CY

A nice hit

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

And

a stolen base.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is clutchin' it

He has been a nice surprise this year.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya cy with the steal.

thats what i like to see.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

CY stealing bases again.

GO CY GO!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo

another CYSB.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

You walk CY to get to Haren?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk C*S* I meant

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

It wasn't intentional

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk

to get to Haren?

You foooooooooooooooooooooool

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh

I guess not.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ach.

Danny, come on.
I never thought I’d be disappointed in a pitcher failing to get a hit.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

FINISH HIM!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Bases juiced for

Dun-dun-DUH!!! COJACK BUSTIN’ OUT DA BATS!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta say

I’m really nervous for what our All-Star Game logo is going to look like for next year.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Baxter and a bat boy?

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh gd

the vomit

its everywhere

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lack

of mexicans?

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

In seriousness

I bet there will be at least one cactus on it.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

DOODER

NO WAY

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

even two cacti.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least.

And some terrible rendering of the Grand Canyon, prolly.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly

the two previous ASG’s in the area (both NBA) did not have the Grand Canyon. Both had a catcus, though.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Players

showing their papers?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

bases juiced for cojack. come on valley fever.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey CJ,

hows about we take away your HR in the last game and just have one here?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Jacksonville and Uptown,

but there needs to be a Youngstown.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

A dying

union town?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say,

soco has shot down this idea before…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

You

know it.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Drewville!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, Jacksonville

Just makes me have Twilight flashbacks. I am ALL about Jackson, but if I were in Jacksonville I would have to occasionally bite my lip and stutter. Not appealing.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

JACKSONVILLE?????

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even... I can't...

I’m ALLERGIC to Jacksonville.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the Hell does Jacksonville

have to do with Twilight?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Loooooooong story

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a Youngtown

I drive past it every day.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAH!

DefenseFAIL.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

4-1

on…something?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Infield single

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I guess you call it that. Technically.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woohoooo run

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretteeeeee

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

DROOOOOOOOOOO!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

run run run!!!!!!! LOTS OF RUNS

3 OF THEM!!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

YEA TON

FREAK THAT DEREK LOWE

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I DON'T

EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOO!!!

CoJack with an IF RBI single!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

7-!

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

SEVEN TO ONE

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say it soft and it sounds like you are praying

Say it loud and there’s music playing.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

AND

WHEN YOU’RE READY TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD

PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD
PARTY HARD

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo Hoo!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU FOOL

THAT’S BACKWARDS!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

the atlanta announcers are awfully quiet right now.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

This game i like

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaaaaand

Drooooo continues to lead the majors in triples. Woohoo!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Drew's 6th triple of the year

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

v.good

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

And continues

to be totally, like, badass.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

And still

hasn’t said more than like 3 words all year.

All 3 of which were to Russell Martin last week.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate him

let’s trade him.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boooooooo you!!!!!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dislike this post very much.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you

let’s trade you.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

:'(

.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm

Runs, better then the cup of tea I’m craving right now

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2010 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ew tea

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet tea...

and SoCo is awesome

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're

right.

I am awesome.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just what you need

A bigger ego.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

leggo my ego.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like legos!

Makes me feel like an architect.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Word

for awhile I thought I would be an architect, but then I found out I was bad at math.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

2+2=?

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

A

math equation?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

One could call it that

Others would call it nothing

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

5

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude totally

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

90 feet JUp

Get a home run…just make it 9-1

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope, groundout...

J-Up is really sucking lately.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

want to depress you, but June is his worst month so far for his career.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That means the rest of the months will be better...

Right?…Right?

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

actually.

If he continues to play the way he has previously.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you did.

>:(

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess all good things must come to an end

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 7, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that's tacos

And we know what that has meant so far…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Lakers

fans are finally cheering?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

How was the game?

I refuse to watch this series. I’ve seen it before.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game one

the Lakers dominated, game two was close until the end when the Celtics pulled away. Series tied going to Boston, which is bad news for the Lakers.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Celtics.

Although I dislike the Celtics.

I hate the Lakers with every cell in my body though.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want both teams to

spontaneously combust.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

But I dunno about the “spontaneous” part. I would happily set them on fire myself.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

But then you would get arrested...

for…you know…murder?

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless

he made it look like suicide…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mwahahahaha........

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lighting people on fire?

Thats quite difficult. But if he can. Go for it…but that is not me condoning this action

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude...

the entire Lakers and Celtics teams tied themselves up and self-immolated!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

People set themselves on fire.

DON’T YOU WATCH CSI?!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some dude was on fire on an SVU episode last night

but some other dude did it

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Some other dude who did it was a high school kid. :-P

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Ahh.

I didn’t watch it but I knew how it goes, cuz I saw it earlier in the weekend.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

that’s about how I feel.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

me too

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drew has six count 'em SIX triples on the season

thats a crazy ridiculous pace

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Previously posted...

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

working/lurking so I’m not catching everything thats been said.

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, right on.

Game On!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me either

But then I am tired and may head to bed soon since I’ve been up since 4 am

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Single

off the pitcher’s mound. Boo.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

We will get Heyward

into another DP

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not

quite.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, we got out of it

Just as good…

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

can’t complain.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny, that kicksave thing

ain’t gonna work.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Silly Haren

He’s not Hasek.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

96 pitches for Danny

Through 5

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

yuck

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lowe is out

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

So

is LaRoche.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martinez in with a

0.00 ERA

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

That looked like a HR or double by LaRoche.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Gracie

Don’t you think Heywood is a LITTLE young for your random man-crush?

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Doubtful.

He’s gotten all creepy with 12 year old girls during Kidkaster and stuff..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pedobear approves.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knock it out Mark

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Or strikeout

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Special K

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta

keep regular.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need fiber?

Get Mark Reynolds!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Anyone warming up in the pen?

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Barret Loux

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Siddown

son

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Glaus might have an argument on that.

Still, SHUT UP GLAUS

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey

He’s a former Diamondbacks great, leave him alone!!!!

(Obvious sarcasm, but you never know on the interwebs)

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Soon all of the camera angles will be from tiny digital cameras.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

AZ feed

had a camera zooming on a woman taking a picture of Dan Haren. A moving picture of a still picture of a baseball pitcher if you will.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

FSNAZ

always ahead of the curve!

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

OR

It means that everything will be in a kind of style like A Ha’s video for “Take On Me.”

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh good

I enjoy a good pipe wrench fight

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing video by the way

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would never miss another game again

If they shot the games in that style

RIP Seasons of Discontent

by Scott Howard on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahaha

the D’backs probably would get better ratings.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ach.

Ground rule double.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey CY,

way to wildly throw it to home.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

CY

needs to stop doing that.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

More runs...Damn

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

7-3

Haren be out.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Sut: "The bullpen is on."

RUN! HIDE! SAVE YOURSELVES!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

FLEE!!!!!!!!

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vasquezing it up!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets finish this,

Balkquez.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, man

I get home just in time to see the bullpen come in. Great.

C’mon, guys, I need a win tonight. That’ll let me talk crap to my friend the Braves fan.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

You have a friend who is a Braves fan?

I would seriously reconsider that friendship.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother knows best

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait why

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's an okay guy other than that

We find common ground in making fun of the Mets.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Tomahawk Chop?

Is it 1992 again?

RIP Seasons of Discontent

by Scott Howard on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Or

a FSU game?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

They use a recording of the

FSU marching band

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

that’s just convenient.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only one way to be sure

Is Deion Sanders on the Braves roster?

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am

I still rockin LA Lights?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check Fox on Saturday mornings

Are they showing X-Men?

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

They are!

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like we're in some kind of

Snakepit Time Machine.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

that movie was actually pretty funny. Completely forgettable, and terrible on a message front (sorry JDub), but funny.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you're talking about what I think you are

A friend of mine was in that movie, true story. She was singing with Rob Corddry when he was fantasizing about being in Motely Crue

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really!

That is quite funny.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Probably, by all measures, the most successful of my actor friends thus far

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna see that movie.

Badly.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too, actually.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't get to see it

But figure it’s probably one of those films that’s going to be just as good on DVD.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

it will be. You won’t have lost anything.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually yes.

You are rockin’ LA Lights. They will never go out of style.

RIP Seasons of Discontent

by Scott Howard on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesssss

You and me, we are brothers.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah!

I had one pair of those back in the day…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only

one pair?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yah..

we were poor.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

:-(

Probably the only cool pair of shoes I ever had.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. He is helping kids get suspended from the NCAA

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well to be fair

I accidentally sneezed near a U of A football player and got him suspended for a game for an NCAA violation

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

I didn’t know Pat Murphy ran UofA’s football program?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Uses the pseudonym “Mat Purphy” Totally threw me off

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he is

Watch your ass Tim McCarver

RIP Seasons of Discontent

by Scott Howard on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boo the Chop!

Go whoop on some Braves fans!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:40 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

For some reason,

I thought this comment was from April, cheering the Chop.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you God!

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Vasquez

be dealin

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

K!

Nice to get out of that.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Question

I’ve got $300 to spend – do I get a 16GB iPhone 4 and MLB.tv tonight, or a 32GB iPhone 4 and get MLB.tv a few weeks down the road?

Also, hey everyone.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

???

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Difficult

For someone who is underage.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what bums are for,

obviously…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was about to say

… ’Sides, Booze has always brought better memories than fancy phones you replace every two months

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that's just added costs

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Step 1: Put booze in car

Step 2: Yell “rape!”
Problem solved.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Send me the money and I'll decide.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do

you use lots of apps or want to use it as music player?

If so, choose the latter option.

If no, choose the former option.

If unsure, consult Flowchart #39

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

To answer the phone, turn to page 17

To go into the kitchen, turn to page 34

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   3 recs

Memories.....

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you bribe our bullpen to suck less?

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you need 32GB?

I do fine with my iPod touch and it’s only got 8GB.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 7, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

My old one only hit about 9GB

out of the 16 it could hold… ‘cept the new one takes HD video and higher-res pics, leading to bigger fileage. Also, with the gyroscope, I may end up getting more games, ’cause they gone be cool. 16 may be adequate… I just don’t wanna be like FFFFFFFFFF shoulda gone with 32.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh...

I’ve got about 20 gig of music on my iPod right now.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

iPhone

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

16 GB

are you really going to fill up 32 gigs with music that you WANT to listen to?

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even have a ton of music to be honest. :x

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a rotation of about 200 songs that I really enjoy day in and day out

the rest is Lady Gaga and crap like that. I may enjoy hearing the song half way through once a month but other than that its a waste of space.

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMLG

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have said not

But I just filled up my 30 Gb iPod, and had to do some stripping to get it down to that.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The question is

Are you going to use the iPhone as your only portable media player?

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then

I’d say wait and get the 32gig.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

look at the flowchart I provided you.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm I-Phone goodness

Release it over here dammit, I’m a mobilephone free agent right now and I want this :D

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of

want an iPhone and I don’t completely know why.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's what we tech followers

call the RDF.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

RDF?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jobs'

Reality Distortion Field, where he shows you something that’s not at all new or revolutionary, but still makes you wanna get it asap and ignore any criticisms and reality altogether.

I am firmly caught in it.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

his bullshit is easy to see through, but I do appreciate good industrial design.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the mind control rays

They’re starting to take effect.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

just wait for HTC to top it

they’ve gotta be coming with one soon right?

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No phone

will ever “kill” the iPhone. Ever.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's

awfully short-sighted.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just won't happen

Apple’s got a stranglehold on the market and no one’s got the power to bring Apple down. It’s not good for the market, but hey.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Apple" "Stranglehold" "Market"

As someone born in the 80s, these words make no sense to me

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

they only have a 15% share of the smartphone market

Blackberry’s share is larger 20%(?)

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhhhhh

no facts please

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

35% v 28%

according to the most recent report being pushed around on the Internets… RIM’s had phones out forever, and it’s not all that surprising they’ve got a third of the market. Apple’s been in it for less than three years and they’ve got over a quarter of the market.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

dang the WSJ article I got my numbers from is no longer free

can’t recall if I am just remembering incorrectly or if we have conflicting data.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except

that Android market share is growing? And that Apple’s main growth areas are in iPhone, so if it goes the way of its other platforms (iMacs, Power Macs, iPods) then it’ll will be up a certain shit creek.

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

any paddle

not just a certain one

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's entirely possible Android will surpass iPhone sales at some point

but then you get into OS vs Product. iOS devices will likely outpace Android for a long time to come, but all Android devices vs iPhones, yeah, at some point Android’ll usurp them.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sony, pre-iPod,

agrees…

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

not saying its going to kill it

but there’s a good chance its a better product. At least for what I’d use it for.

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by JustAJ on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely true.

There are better products, I just hate when people are like LOLIPHONEGONEDIENOW.

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by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

it won’t be incredibly overpriced, and I won’t feel like it’s too hip for me.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Delusional

But you’re young.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just won't happen

unless a company with the marketing power equal to Apple comes out with one product they pour all resources into…

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by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, Google?

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by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard of them

Maybe I’ll check Webcrawler for them.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Google will always be known

as a search company. Teenagers (an undeniably large part of the market) don’t flock to Google products as they do to Apple’s.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yet

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Android will take over Apple when it comes to phones.

Android, unlike Apple, is open source. It will crush them eventually.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

For what reason?

Saying Apple’s closed market will be its downfall is a bit vague, especially if you say the fact it isn’t open source will “crush” it.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody can make an app,

giving Android phones unlimited possibility.

Consumers love that their phones will be constantly up to date.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

anyone can make an app for the iPhone, too.

Apple’s OS updates come fairly often and pack major new features, if that’s what you mean by up-to-date?

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not anybody

like Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonists…

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

The app /is/ in the App Store now

and the rules made sense… Jobs actually spoke about the incident in particular to apologize for it. Their rules are a bit iffy, though.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I know

it’s there now, but to suggest that anybody can just get on there is completely false. There are other apps that will never be allowed, like the recent no-widget app rule.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's a difference between anyone

and anything. I took his statement to say only a privileged few were given the ability to make an app. The App Store approval process is certainly ridiculous in some cases.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll give

you the final word since:

A) I don’t care anymore

B) We’re too close to the margin

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I vote for B. :P

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by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

But Jobs

can shoot that shit down based on petty bullshit.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Android is completely free to anyone to modify the phone.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really, really REALLY

want the FroYo update.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was told about it,

and it didn’t seem too impressive.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

We're

still getting too close to the margin. Let’s close it up.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

Do they really drive the market?

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does who

drive which market?

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Teenagers

Drive the tech/mobile phone market.

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"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno if I could find any quantitative data for it

I know that Apple actually brags on how the iPhone is so much more well-adopted than any other platform for businesses (which surprises me and I somehow doubt), but I really couldn’t say who drives the market.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

don’t believe what Apple tells you.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apple said to listen to Soco....

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

FFFFFFFF

WHATDOWEDO
WHATDOWEDO
WHATDOWEDO

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

No,

their parents do..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

But the argument is there

because kids hound their parents for certain phones and the parents buy.

Maybe I’m crazy.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait until Google starts telling teenagers how much

better they are than everyone else for owning their products. Then we’ll see a jump.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's no doubt

that’s what Apple’s got going for them, but it’s clearly working. :x

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we're already seeing

an Apple downtick happening…A lot of schools and businesses use GoogleApps now, so it has become ubiquitous in a university setting. (UA and NAU use GMail for the university email system now)

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Apple doesn’t have anything in that market?

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um

they have a productivity suite still? So yes, they technically compete in this market.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

a downtick would mean they’re losing marketshare, no? No one even uses iWork (except for me, ‘cause it’s awesome).

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apple

was once kings on the University front.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

In what market?

Productivity suites?

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Computers

which included productivity suites, because Apples at one point in time weren’t packaged with Microsoft products.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually,

just like 5 years ago, too..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I was being a little snide.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apples were in lots of elementary classrooms, too.

I think in an effort to make Mommy & Daddy buy Apples for at-home use. How did that not work? Because Mommy & Daddy used IBM type computers at work?

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by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I mean,

they do have the education bundles…macbook/ipod kinda things, but that requires a large chunk of change to buy into in the first place. I don’t think Apple will crack that market until they can get universities to require that students use their products the way some have with GoogleApps

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by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

In tech, everything falls eventually

Just ask AOL. Or IBM.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hence

why his view is so shortsighted. Remember in 1999 (I doubt he does)? Yahoo was king. Google didn’t even really exist. At one time AOL was king. Microsoft was the top not long ago. And so and so on. To say that something will “never happen” in technology is incredibly shortsighted.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

1999?

Weren’t those still the days of Altavista?

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was

there even Internet?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aww hellz yeah

and Magellan and shit.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

CompuServ

is insulted at not being mentioned..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I haven’t lived long enough to see any company with Apple’s power fall, so I’m not as prone to say it’ll repeat. I’ll give you that.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Many us have already seen Apple fail miserably once before.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should

check out the book “Googled” by Ken Auletta. It gives a pretty good account of how Google was able to take down Yahoo, as well as where the company is going.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Enron?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

'Cept

I had no idea how that stuff worked. I was barely eight.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Netscape!

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tellin' you,

get the Android…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Which

Android?

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by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right now?

The Nexus One if you’d switch from Verizon, or the Incredible if you want to stick with it.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTW,

I took my phone off the charger at 6:00. Still at 98% battery.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

6am?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

PM.

Had to charge it at work because I left my charger at work last night. So, no, as of now, it’s been off charger for 3 hours and is at 97%.

Which, compared to what it was when I first got the original at the beginning of May, makes me very hopeful (same battery in all three phones.)

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's

pretty good, all things considered. Which one is it again?

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Incredible.

Like I said on Saturday, Blackberry’s battery spoiled me. Three days on one charge? Beautiful. I’m really, REALLY hoping that it was a hardware/power source problem and not an inherent problem with the phone itself.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't you

just get your Blackberry a year ago??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish my phone's battery

wasn’t awful.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know that feeling

I can’t wait until I’m up for a new phone.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your new phone?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Lucky number 3, I hope.

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by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

You got a Nexus?

High five!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Incredible.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's

unlikely we’ll switch from Verizon unless I can convince the wife. And I imagine it would be to jump to the iPhone.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nexus One is the phone I use, and I love it.

BattleMoses doesn’t though…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howzabout

you save it and don’t just buy overpriced Apple crap?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ffffffffff

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yah.

“Save”. New word. SAT vocab.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

See

There was an attempt at hustle by Snyder.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw

I almost like him now.

(I do like him, before someone goes crazy)

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit it out da park

Esmerling!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Or K

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am off to bed...

I’ll be at the game tomorrow night but may try to post from my phone. Last time I tried from a game the site loaded very slow for me, so we’ll see what happens. If not, I may post something on my Facebook status from the game, so thost of you who are on my Facebook can always check that.

GO DBacks!

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 7, 2010 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

SBN Mobile

Is great for the regular posts, but unfortunately not ideal for GDTs.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanx for the tip, Kishi

I’ll remember that. Too bad it doesn’t work too well for the GDTs

Turns out I may be getting to go to Saturday’s game for my birthday, as my plans have once again changed.

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have actually been outhit tonight

9-8. But are leading by four runs. Go figure.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like we need more runs!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

That inning was quicker than something that would elicit a “That’s what she said” comment

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Thats what she said

?

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Posted without further comment

http://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2010/6/7/1506513/a-few-words-about-civility-at-bcb

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by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2010 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably

a good idea.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, man

Just the title makes me laugh.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's

ridiculous. Things like these help put in perspective just how great our community is here at the Pit.

And I mean that in the least flowery way.

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by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very Jim-esque. Makes me proud to hang out here

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by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 7, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well posted.

I see this kind of stuff happen all the time at the LSU sports forums talking smack about teenagers. You might not like the pick, but these people (and anyone that would do this), grow a damn brain

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Permission to post image?

I got a goodun.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 7, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't think you've used one yet?

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't sure if the rules meant one per thread or one per person.

Everybody has probably already seen it, but I think it works quite well here:

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Was that what they put on his facebook page?

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's one image

per poster per thread

So there’s your one.

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aight,

gotcha.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only applies

to GDTs.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

We

might need a clarification from Jim on that.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's right

Only in GDTs.

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by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

there you go.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well written

I can only hope that’s destined for the SB Nation Chicago Editor’s Pick list.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

I don’t envy Al’s task over at BCB one little bit.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahaha

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 7, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lol'd.

Look at the news link.

Also, the Wiki’s “defacing” wasn’t all that bad.

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by Wailord on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What

was it?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 11, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was said

in the Wiki article?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 11, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow...

Nate McLouth is TURRIBLE.

Every guy the Pirates trade around the trade deadline ends up sucking.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

Like Adam La…

Oh crap

by Clefo on Jun 7, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should clarify.

I mostly mean guys who came up through the Bucs’ system.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Time to whoop on some

Kimbrel again.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

DROOO

With a stolen base.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Or, y'know, CoJack :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hence the

Error.

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I retract this statement

Due to error

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

CoJack

SB!

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Come on

Upton.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Ho ho!

Was this a pun?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

N..no?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

CoJack

jumping around back there, and Upton takes a walk.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Upton

Driving the Base on Balls Digital Market

by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Let's go

LaRBI

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Come on Laroche

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 8, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Or not

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 8, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

La sigh

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

And a

LaK

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Whaa?

Corey Freaking Hart and Scott Freaking Rolen are leading the NL in HRs??

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Yea

While Mark and KJ have been sleepin’, they have been tearin’

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

wearing their sunglasses at night.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We be hatin

they rollin

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Patrolin' and tryin'

to catch us ridin’ dirty

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Everybody goes

on a hot streak….

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boo

Fly out.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

So I know this has nothing to do with the game but we need a good comment of the night

Hey I heard Tulowitzki could finally saved enough money for him in his mom to get separate beds…

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Tryin' too hard

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know. I still thought it was funny.

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um, not getting a rec.

For a couple of reasons.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sentence

failure

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I award you no rec's

and may God have mercy on your soul

by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dis.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mom jokes at the Snakepit?

Um… not so much.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

It

never ends well.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

TWS.... Oh. Almost did it again!

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, TWSS is fine.

But not mom jokes.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can

I joke about my mom?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can

I joke about my mouth?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

yes you can

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, Rosa.

Try not to suck tonight.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

That is askin' for a lot

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lookit that!!! He still got him out!!!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Heck

of a play by Reynolds and LaRoche to get that out!

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

WOW.

MR, that was amazing.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Is Rosa okay?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Did that just happen?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 8, 2010 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

No. It happened a little bit ago

It's not enough to just live, you gotta live for something.

by Dallas D'Back Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

har har har

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 8, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wooo

MarkD!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm here

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Welcome

to our lair.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see our trade finally went through.

Finally Phoenix did something.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awww yeah.

I haven’t checked.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

You

just missed a lengthy Apple/Google conversation.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

And to the site's credit

not a single personal insult! Plus, we violated Godwin’s law.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's

cos this site is awesome, natch.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT'D YOU CALL ME

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up, Gaylord

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

/waves

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

And by missed we mean

Please do not go up and start adding to it because it’s too far to the right. Kthx! :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fasho

you just recreate it with a new comment thread, of course.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

...In which Google won.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

ಠ_ಠ

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't get

this.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm suddenly

very nervous.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Heilman's up

so that should be calming…

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not cool Rosa, not cool

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 8, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Man does he suck

And suck…bad…

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

We should send him down

and try him again as a starter.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here comes Heilman.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded

for Heilman with only one out. I hope this goes better than Saturday.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Uurrrg bases loaded

but Heilman coming in.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

It's terrible

That I am nervous
a) with “only” a four-run lead going into the eighth, and
b) for good reason.

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Sadly rec'd

I should have a mfin theme song.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

With only 1 out

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

Although how turrible it might be…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

anytime the tying run’s at the plate, it’s legit.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh...

a freaking longer version of the “FX has the movies” crap.

Like, two and a half minutes long.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

That was torture.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding.

Annoying…

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heilmann makes me nervous

Despite his fine season to date. Always a threat to give up the gopher.

by zeusmith on Jun 8, 2010 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

I'll fill in for Justin:

It’s HEILMAN!

/spellingnazi

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Justin

is a spelling Nazi?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

he freaked because I typed “Tuscon” instead of “Tucson”

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

cos normally his spelling is terrible.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly

this.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know, right?

It’s “turrible” by the way.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's

a turrible idah.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

YOU'RE

A TURRIBLE IDAH!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tucsonans

are sensitive about the spelling of this city?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Toosahn?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yoo-

Yoom- Yooomaaah?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

And he hit him with a pitch

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

HBP

to bring in a run.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Ah crap

HBP

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Dont do this to me Heilmann

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

And you hit him?

WHAT?!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

C’mon, Heils.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Bases loaded HBP.

Rosa’s like, “dude. I coulda done that.”

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Imma go buy MLB.tv

so I can watch the rest of this game. Woowoo.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I don't think you'll be able to watch

I think that’s what we’ve tried telling you……

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

I’ve known this for awhile, that MLB takes measures to try and make sure you can’t watch stuffs.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

So why are you going to buy it?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

'Cause.

Don’t really wanna say much more here so I don’t break any rules.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're going to use a credit card

of someone not in Vegas? :) That might work.

That’s not breaking any rules…. lol.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it still based off of credit card zip code?

The iPod app goes off your IP’s location.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure, I was wondering if it did that

I can try it out when I go to Indy….

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well hey why not

All it does is run an IP check (which is an incredibly lame way of checking, but I dunno much else it could do). You run off of a VPN (or something else, plenty of proxies to hop on), sign in, then go back to your connection so you get full-res streaming (proxies would slow it down).

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whew

No sac fly cos Upton got that one back to the infield in a hurry.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

JUPZOOKA

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yesss the threat of JUp keeps the runner at third

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, don't think about it Yunel.

You would’ve been out by a mile.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Heh...

Braves opt not to test the Jupzooka.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

And somewhere

brian custer is on a clock tower rocking back and forth and muttering to himself

by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

"damn you jim

damn you jim
damn you jim"

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whew

thank you Heilman.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

(Ground out

by the way)

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heilmann did that on purpose. Not cool

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Jun 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

NICE!

Only one run allowed when they had they bases juiced with one out?

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

And only a HBP

Not bad at all!
(Although in other cases, not great either.)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

Way to pull a DBacks there, Atlanta!

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whatchaknow

Heilana came through. Heh.

by zeusmith on Jun 8, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

That is

not his name..?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

One run.

Still leave with a 7-4 lead.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

I would've been WAY PISSED

if Heilman threw it away. Woah.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

OMG I know

that was close.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Grace, seriously?

STFU ABOUT THAT PLAY.

THE UMPIRE BLEW THE DAMNED CALL. PERIOD.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Shhh

talking about it just makes the media want to talk about it more.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

It happened almost a week ago….

by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Raise your hand:

Who has faith in Chad Qualls with a three run lead?

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

I do

generally.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so torn

I think about it, and my right hand gets about four inches off the keyboard before my I just give in to uncertainty again.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

before my I
before my I
before my I

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see

what you did there

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I TOLD YOU ABOUT BLOCKQUOTES

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useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

IT

KEEPS HAPPENING

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I TOLD YOU DOG

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

If I’m too lazy to bother proof-reading my posts, I’m too lazy to care about my poor editing.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do.

I trust Qualls with a three run lead.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Three runs? Sure

One run? not so much.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised you all have faith in him.

I don’t trust him with any kind of lead.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't Wagner

retiring?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Score 12 more runs!

Just for the hell of it

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Here comes Rusty.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Yay Heilman

HBP notwithstanding, great job!

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

There we go Rusty!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Rusty!

I’m listening to Styx’s “Come Sail Away.”

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

what is this i dont even

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Styx

was a band.

They had a song called “Come Sail Away.”

I am listening to it.

And carrying ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am well aware of all this.

In fact, I saw Styx at AVA Amphitheater in 2007.

Just don’t really understand what that means with Rusty.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing

It was just what I was doing, and I felt like sharing it.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

I figured there was something clever in there. ExpectationFAIL.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

just pretty literal posting right then.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah well i'm listening to the Imperial March.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now

I’m listening to Victory Celebration. Nope, not the Ewok song. Victory. Celebration.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Woooo Rusty.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

Rusty looks like John Favreau if he had been in the Machinist.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Minus

the Jewfro, as we were saying at SPF.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did Sut just compare

Rusty Ryal and Billy Wagner?

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Yah

I was like “Wtf, mate??”

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

We like old relievers

This Wagner cat should join our team

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Yea, but he is probably overpriced

And we like relievers that suck

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can't.

He doesn’t live in Arizona.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, man

Is Snyder really that close the Uecker Line?

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

It's

the Snyder Line.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Snyder

really REALY doesn’t wanna be traded.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

HEADIN FOR THE

SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go

Let’s all Chad-ercise!

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Qualls:

hows about you have a 1-2-3 inning?
Is that too much to ask for?

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Yes it is.

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

:(

.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Our closer has an ERA of 6.86. Anyone know what his ERA+ is?

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

5

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by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

66

That’s why he tried to kill all those Jedi.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

h5

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

h5

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by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You sunk

my battleship.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

get this!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Order 66

?

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I still got nothin’

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your coolness card (or what's left of it) is officially revoked

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

does this mean he's getting deported?

Blogging about my summer at a Chinese law firm.
NEW BLOG, as my original one is blocked by the Great Firewall.
http://ajinshanghai.wordpress.com/

by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you really want him in China with you?

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by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

What country would take him?

We’d have to deport ’Skins to a stationary cargo ship in international waters.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Something something

Monty Python reference.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

.......

shush!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

A

LOT.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Er, I mean

a little.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Strikes.

Throw them.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

66

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

What is this

an ERA+, that’s what it is.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was

about to post this. It hurt my head to see it.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Execute order 66.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I AM CLOSER

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't the closer

Kyra Sedgwick?

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is win.

Rec’d

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by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

We could always try to sign her.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

But her accent

was so terribly overdone..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chad Qualls's

whole existence is flawed.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Almost

hit him there. Qualls does not look good today.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

WTF Qualls

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by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Dude,

this doesn’t look good.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow guys

according to the local news, this local kid (Bryce something) is expected to go #1 in the MLB draft!

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow!

Fine analysis.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bryce

Dallas Howard?

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whaaaaaaaat.

Do not blaspheme

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by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

What position does he play?

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

but he could make “local history!”

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Top notch news team.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Las Vegas Finest!

At least the sports guys are entertaining even if they’re wrong half the time.

by mohavegreen on Jun 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kishi

did you get my text? My phone service is goofed today.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Anne?

Secrets don’t make friends..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

No secret.

Just hadn’t gotten a response from him.

And my text was " Has your phone been goofy today?" just FYI.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Sorry, I tried to text you back, but my phone didn’t send the message the first time. Which pretty much answers the question.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

See?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think we should sign Anna Benson to close.

I mean, she’ll do roughly the same as some of those other guys, but at least we’ll have something nice to look at, right? Guys?

Guys?

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm

all for ladies in baseball, but let’s not do it for objectification.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

FINE

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or let's at least

save all the objectification for justin1985.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Am I missing

something?

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

His recap

of the Toros’ Opening Night, apparently?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Although

he’s been sexist in other situations, too?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

not the first time.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oooooooh

that’s right, I remember reading that. My bad.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

COME ON!

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

If Qualls walks this guy

put Heilman in someone else’s uniform and put him out there again.

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:47 AM EDT reply actions   3 recs

I second this.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like

this plan. Can we get a fake mustache on him, too?

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

We can use Gibby's.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I vote

Dontrelle-in-Guti-getup.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

in that case we could just send Dontrelle out.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

it is true.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

It would be cool except that

Dontrelle’s delivery is so goofy.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good play, Snydes.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

1 out

runner to third.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Hm or not?

They had the graphic, but now they don’t.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice throw Snyderman

Even better catch by Laroche.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

3-0

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

WALK!

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hey

walked him.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Seriously. GET ANOTHER PITCHER.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Double play

please?

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Ball one.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Ball two.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

who else?

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heilman.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even Brian Custer

says Heilman shouldn’t close.

It might be partly because he still wants Aaron to start, but what he said about it was that Aaron doesn’t challenge hitters enough.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

the fact that Aaron’s numbers are still heavily BABIP-aided.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Better than Qualls though.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

In that case

I vote for El Guapo to take over

by zeusmith on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which is

whom?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ball three.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

More like ball 7

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here's the text of that conversation

LaSmash: Hey Qualls, walk this guy so we can get Hinske to GIDP

Qualls: Lemme see if I can strike him out first

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Nah, walk Hinske too

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

6 straight out of the zone....

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

When are we going to decide

change closers?

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by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Outfield:

“We can just chill here. There’s only two options: home run, or walk.”

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

ZOMG A STRIKE

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

WALKED HIM

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

oh my GOD

listen to the boooooooooos

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

And a walk...

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

A STRIKE?!

HOLY CRAP! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions  

Bases

loaded.

Blech.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh gd

Gut is warming up.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOO

Anybody but Gut dear gawg

by zeusmith on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

/shia lebeouf

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I pretty much

hate everything about that guy..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I

do hate everything about that guy.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NONONONONONO

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

DOOD

HE NEVAR SAYS “NO” EVAR

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

In my alternate reality

we get a GIDP here and win.

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Optimistic,

you are.

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

BOOM

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I vote

venom as poster of the game.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

HEY

CHECK TWO COMMENTS UP BRAH

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Psssh

he was predicting, you were just living in fantasy. Big difference there.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's more badass

a guess, or the multiverse reaching singularity?

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by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Singularity

is for old technologist coots.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's also

great Treknobabble.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOAH!

WTF?

You’re psychic!

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by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

The best part is...

nobody would have remembered my prediction if Qualls had blown the lead.

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes

we would have.

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by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's because

it’d be incorrect.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is

how Voodoo Science is created.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no the useless and hated one is warming up.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

But he just wants to help!

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

By help you mean blow the game right?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Help

everyone get home quicker.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I literally LOL'd.

Rec’d.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm watching a Terry Gilliam movie

And it still makes more sense than the Diamondbacks bullpen.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Which one?

Is it Time Bandits?? Oooh, I hope it’s Time Bandits…

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, no

It’s Doctor Parnassus.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aww.

How is that? I never saw it.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

In a word

Bizarre.

You know, as you expect from Terry Gilliam.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Surprisingly

Qualls has only walked 9 this year

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Ball one,

problem?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Ball one...

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:54 AM EDT reply actions  

How was Danny tonight?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

So we all wish we could edit

our posts that show our faith in Qualls……….

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, ye of little faith.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Another ball

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

MY ALTERNATE REALITY

IT EXISTS

WE WIN

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

THERE IT IS GBDP

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I called it, I called it, ahh ha ha ha ha

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

OMG THANK YOU

WE WIN.

"I gave them my heart and they gave me a horrible bullpen."

by mrssoco on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Whew

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHA

DP!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

El Guapo waits patiently

for his next opportunity to close

by zeusmith on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Whew

That was about as nervewracking as we normally get from Qualls.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap!

Qualls didn’t blow the game. He likes the drama though

Remember when we had a good bullpen? Neither do I...

by Bryan J. Boltik on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Very

Valverdesque

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Totally

I always hated that about Valverde – he’d walk the first two batters and then get lucky

by venomfan on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

got the job done

so I’m happy.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still

winning with more thank 6 runs scored.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Indeeeeed!

Undefeated!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh gd

the vomit

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

AGAIN with the vomit

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

its everywhere

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

what IS it even with you and VOMIT MAN

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

how HIGH do you even have to BE

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

but not without a degree of extra baserunners..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

I hate the security at Tucson airport.

I don’t want to be frisked. Just because I have a cyborg ear doesn’t make me a terrorist.

>.<

::sigh::

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I dunno

Lobot was kind of one on Cloud City.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft

He was just a victim of big government interfering with a private enterprise.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

TEA PARTY

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

He should have known better than to operate in that nation with that government

Should have operated in a more Free Market friendly state, it’s his own damn fault

by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

When it’s the Galactic Empire, it doesn’t leave a lot of room to maneuver. I mean, who were his other options? Hutt space? The Corporate Sector?

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was?

It’s more a matter of Cloud City (an independent and ignored planet) getting taken over by the Empire.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really

His main problem was his boss was friends with a man who was kicked out of the military, became a criminal, and ended up working for a terrorist organization intent on destroying the government.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's

really where his life went off the tracks.

Oh well, you live and you power down at the end of the night.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, it wasn't that.

It was the government closing down a black-owned business.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

great example of the racism inherent in the system

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Empire

was all about institutional racism. Exhibit A: Chewbacca.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

or the fact that there was an entire planet of Teddy Ruxpins

obviously a concentration camp

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're

thinking of Kashyyyk; Endor was a nature preserve.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or Admiral Ackbar

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 8, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

True

he’s a classic example.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

John Connor Security Inc.

Begs to differ on that point…

"It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand." -- Brian Stimpson

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's why

I drive everywhere. No seriously. A few summers ago I drove to Chicago from Tucson there and back and I COULD have afforded a plane ticket. Tucson airport is just icky

by Clefo on Jun 8, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh.

I don’t think I’d be up for 3-4 days drive to NJ.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 8, 2010 1:08 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

the one day drive was enough for me

although I enjoyed the drive I wasn’t up for it again in a week (which was the usual scenario)

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

But dood!

You met Brianna!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was one time

I made that drive several. Plus she was only with me as far as Ohio, the rest of the time I was on my own.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

But, dude!

Brianna!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

It tooks me about 5 days

to drive from NJ to Tucson with an uhaul trailer hooked up to my friend’s SUV.

I did enjoy the drive, but I know that I wouldn’t want to do another cross-country move again for a long time.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 8, 2010 1:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

especially with a UHaul

at least when its just a vehicle you can zone out here and there. Trailers mean you always have to be aware of your surroundings.

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

I also stayed with friends in Chicago, Springfield,Tulsa and Albuquerque on the way down. So, it’s other reason why it takes me awhile to get here.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 8, 2010 1:28 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Which Springfield?

There’s like 10.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Missouri

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 8, 2010 6:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Did you go to Lamberts's while you were there?

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 8, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I didn't.

What is it?

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 11, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it does

make you an earrorist!

OH SNAP!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

That

was awful.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

rec'd

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bad joke.

But it still make me laugh?

(Why do I have a strange sense of humor?)

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 8, 2010 1:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Anyway...

I’m boarding. Will text you when I land.

Give Sammy a kiss for me.

xo

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 8, 2010 1:31 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Leads/ties blown by the Diamondbacks bullpen in '10: 20

by Jdub220 on Jun 8, 2010 12:57 AM EDT reply actions  

wooohoo

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on Jun 8, 2010 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Welp

I’m off to the gym. Later y’allz.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 8, 2010 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Hey!

Mark Grace just said, “This is your Snakepit!”

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Context?

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some Braves fans started the Tomahawk chop

and a bunch of fans booed them. He said, This is your snakepit. You’ve gotta protect it.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhhhhh

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 8, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dbacks fans crushing tthe tomahawk chop.

Grace was like, “This is your house! This is your Snakepit!”

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Loved it.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

*the

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of one-rec posts tonight

Only a few greenies, though……

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 8, 2010 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

greenies have been banned from baseball

so you won’t see many

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by JustAJ on Jun 8, 2010 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was

trying to make a joke, too..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

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