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Diamondbacks 2, Red Sox 6: A Lestering Wound

The Diamondbacks headed into tonight's game against the Red Sox looking to avoid making some bad history. Having already lost 11 straight on the road, they faced the tall task of having to do so against Jon Lester, and while Rodrigo Lopez has contributed more than we could have asked to this point, it was still something of a mismatch. Sometimes baseball games have surprise endings or take a roller coaster ride to get to their endpoint -- this was not one of those games.

More details after the jump.

Star-divide

After a quiet top of the first for the boys in red, Boston took a lead before some fans had even found their seats. Scutaro led things off with a little flare into center for a base hit, and Pedroia immediately cranked one over the Green Monster for a quick 2-0 advantage. Lopez then walked Ortiz and appeared to be a little shaken, but fought back to get three outs without any further damage.

Arizona responded right away. Young continued his hot hitting with a double into the left-center gap, and one batter later, Justin Upton jacked a homer of his own into left, tying the game. Ryal followed with a single, but was quickly erased on a double play.

From there, the D-backs managed next to nothing off of Lester. The only time they threatened was in the fourth, when a Young walk, Montero base hit and Upton walk loaded the bases with one out. Good opportunities against good pitchers are something you have to capitalize on to win -- and it was telling when Ryal and Snyder were unable to bring in any runs. Otherwise, Lester faced just two over the minimum in the rest of his seven innings -- a leadoff walk and a HBP that he easily worked around. Since losing his first two starts, Lester is 8-0 with an ERA just over 2. Considering Josh Beckett's disappearance this year, I'm not sure there's any doubt who Boston's ace is.

Lopez did his best against Boston's powerful lineup, but his best was simply not up to snuff. After a relatively easy second, Pedroia and Ortiz reached to start the third. Lopez got Youkilils and Martinez, but couldn't close out the frame, giving up an RBI double to Drew and an RBI single to Beltre. Facing a 4-2 deficit against a locked-in Lester, the outlook wasn't too bright.

The Red Sox tagged on two more in the seventh off Lopez, with Ortiz singling and promptly being driven in by Youkilis on a home run, again with two outs.

Though that was it for the scoring, there were other storylines at play. For one, Sam Demel made his big league debut, and had a strong inning. He worked through the law agency of Drew, Beltre and Cameron with relative ease, punching out the latter to end the inning. Took just 13 pitches to do it, too. The trade of Conor Jackson was thus declared to be the best thing ever -- until we realized that Conor was 2-for-3 with a walk and a run scored leading off for the A's tonight. Ah well. Demel received the postgame interview, which was a pleasant switch from having to put up with someone from the winning side. He also had Snyder hang on to his strikeout ball for him. Welcome to the bigs, kid.

Other interesting note: Montero and Snyder were both in the lineup thanks to the DH. Montero had a hit and a walk, meaning he's still hitting over .400 for the year (start the watch!). Snyder...well, let's just say he didn't fare as well.

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Master of his Domain: Justin Upton, +24.2%
(Only two other players were even in the positive -- Chris Young and Demel)
God-Emperor of Suck: Chris Snyder, -19.9%
Dishonorable Mention: Rodrigo Lopez, -19.1%; Tony Abreu, -11.7%

A tame GDT for an early start -- didn't quite make 500 comments, though given the signs of life the team showed over the course of nine innings, I can't say I blame anyone. Except soco. No one even came close to triple digits, so they don't get a super special awesome mention here. The roll call: 4 Corners Fan, pygalgia, katers, kishi, DbacksSkins, hotclaws, Rockkstarr12, Jim McLennan, soco, emilylovesthedbacks, asteroid, Muu, Clefo, unnamedDBacksfan, BattleMoses, Wailord, Dallas D'Back Fan, edbigghead, luckycc, piratedan7, Bryan J. Boltik, njjohn, marionette, i'moscar.com, skoormit, VladHammer, Jdub220, Counsellmember, Azreous.

Despite my disdain toward the vuvuzela phenomenon (say that three times fast -- and while you're at it, do it to the tune of Manna Manna), the comment of the night goes to Clefo, because kishi's two green comments don't make much sense out of context and I already blamed soco.

Get used to it
My sources say the Vuvuzela has been invited to join the Pac-10

Tomorrow, the Diamondbacks close out their three-game set in Boston before heading to Detroit, where Max Scherzer is waiting...and WATCHING. Perhaps we'll avoid the sweep. Perhaps we'll avoid losing 13 straight on the road.

Or perhaps not.

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Chris Youngs a pretty good player

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by bestbostonsports on Jun 16, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Give you him

for your entire roster. It’s a fair trade.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

We’d want cash, too.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 17, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, good call.

Okay, CY for your roster + cash. Done? Done. I’ll go call Josh Byrnes…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's in Boston

I’m sure the deal is already done.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 17, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good call.

Then my work here is done.

Oh yeah — as a stipulation to the CY trade, we still get to like him.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

GUYS

I’M SICK OF ALL THESE TRADE DISCUSSIONS

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
useless and hated

by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I dont think so

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by bestbostonsports on Jun 17, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

THEN

YOU CAN GIT OUT!!

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRt.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow ok

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by bestbostonsports on Jun 17, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK good
its cool around here

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by bestbostonsports on Jun 17, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shenanigans!

The best Comments of the Day are comments that make no sense out of context.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 16, 2010 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

And

I was disqualified, apparently.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 16, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

He didn’t notice Ed’s green comment

Not that I’m complaining

Bad doormat! No stock options!

by Clefo on Jun 16, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

That’s understandable.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 16, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

:((((

.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 16, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Dodgers signed Claudio Vargas

So, are they just going to pick up as many ex-DBack pitchers this season as they can?

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 16, 2010 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I second that emotion.

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 17, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a small portfolio on Mehders.

Expanded on that very day.

He’s my pet goat.

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 17, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also

next SPF, make it happen.

It’s, like, $3.50 each after shipping.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 3:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Its like 40 a piece

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 3:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's

a dozen.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh ok

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

if that link takes me to vuvuzelas I'm going to Vegas to punch you in the face

for suggesting such an annoyance. Its fine to have one or two that are used on occasion. But when a large group of them (or in some cases an entire stadium) are going non-stop for the entirety of games, that is enough. They serve no purpose en mass but utter annoyance.

/end rant

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Arent you the one who has one for a "headshot horn"

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but thats one at a time in short bursts

but even that gets old after about a half hour. I vuvuzela’d myself out quickly after the acquisition of the horn. Short blasts on occasion are still nice, sustained noise pollution sucks.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

We don't need horns

We can provide utter annoyance en mass without them.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 17, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was actually

totally going to suggest this.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

also

while I’m in the ranting mood……….

The SB Nation Arizona Editor’s picks being near the top of the page and ahead of recommended and recent fanshots is also a nuisance. Am I just in hour left of work nothing to do pissed off mood or ammirite? I can’t tell.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Eh. I also think its stupid

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

what are you doing up?

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Im a 17 year old on summer break.

WTF else am i supposed to do?

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Other than eat copious amounts of Doritos.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

mountain dew

lots and lots of mountain dew

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha im the same way except for dr pepper

and im finishing up the tv show beast wars

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god that show was my childhood.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

every day after school id come and tape it. that and pokemon

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

How old are you?

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

21

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah okay.

I miss that show.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

i feel sorry for kids these days, they have no shows.

maybe that’s why they play mw2.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know there is shit for tv now.

I mean not even Thundercats reruns.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

which I am shocked at

Thudercats was the shiz and I would have figured it would have made a nice long rerun stint. Hell do any of the old shows get any play?

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope they tried to remak Heman but FAILED.

I did like new Skeletor though.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Robot Chicken

Skeletor & co. get caught in crosstown traffic.

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 17, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

beast wars?

do not know

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhhh beast wars

as in the transformers series. I just called it transformers when I was little. It was on every morning at 630, so I would wake up and watch it before school. Big fan.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya man thats legit right there.

they tried a new one a couple year ago but it failed miserably.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

The past several new transformers tv series have failed.

The animation in the most recent one sucked but it was actually one of the better Transformers animated series to come along.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rhinox was my favorite

followed by dinobot

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

the dude did jack squat.

whenever he fought he was badazzzzzz

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was the brains

and I was a closet nerd

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

plus when he does fight he owns

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhh Rhinox how I have missed thee

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

My childhood

was Muppet Babies, Legos, early educational computer games, and Commander Keen.

Ahh, for a more idyllic time.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I was thinking it was past 4

I’m on east coast time in the US and was thinking the same

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh never mind

quick math tells me its only 1ish there?

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it okay to use them to annoy the shit out of LMD?

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vuvuzelas I mean

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh thats acceptable

the text vuvuzela is easy to just skim past. The audio version is a pain in the ass. I can’t wait for FIFA to ban them. It would be fine if the game starts you blow on em for a few minutes and then stop until near the end of the half. BUT IT IS THE WHOLE DAMN GAME! ENOUGH ALREADY!

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

theyve deafened the sound on the tv

it would probably suck at the games though. 100 bucks to hear vuvzelas the whole time. yikes.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah the Chinese production does not phase them out

I go sit at a bar to grab and drink and watch the game and spend 2 hours with BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT ringing in my ears.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just heard them for the first time just last night...

…on a LEGO replay of USA v. England!

I thought it was a transformer hum
(it probably was)

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 17, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw that,

but I’m pretty sure it was just the video camera.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh I dont watch soccer so it doesent bother me.

But if they bring it to Baseball. Angry Moses

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd rather have the cowbells than those damn vuvuzelas

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 17, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly, they might work at the Library.

NOT being snarky here, just observational.
Place is quiet.
It could use some razzberries.

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"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 17, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I disagree here

friggin cowbells are the worst

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was raised in a small Colorado farm town

So cowbells have never bothered me. You get used to them after a while

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 17, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Down Hill skiing....

is it the Swiss or the Austrians who bring them to those international events?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 17, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Austrians...

This morning, I just paid $120 shipping for one lbs package to my roommate’s hotel in Vienna.

/end ranting

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 17, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

He does NEED his spare cochlear implant device.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 17, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I hope he reimbursed you via PayPal or something.

Besides, I’ve been deaf in one ear for a few days before?

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

When? Ear infection or something else?

He did pay me back, actually. Right after I sent him an email with tracking number and explain how an express shipping to other side of the world burn a hole in my wallet.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 17, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's just say

that not only are my outer ears tiny, but my inner ears are tiny AND extremely sensitive.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 18, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

:-)

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 18, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got

Ross Perot ears.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 19, 2010 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

OUCH!

$120 for shipping…my goodness :(

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cowbells

always remind me of Mount Pilatus.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes

Downhill skiing is VERY popular from where I come from (20 miles northwest of Aspen, CO)…I believe both the Swiss and Austrians bring cowbells to the skiing events up there in Aspen

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 17, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn't aware the Kids on Summer Break Convention

was tonight. Why was I not texted?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:22 AM EDT reply actions  

This convention is exclusive and we decided you were unworthy

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

The sadness

it is palpable.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

my bad

please join in. We’ll just turn this into an open thread and then when all the old people wake up in the morning and see the number of comments, they’ll get excited. Then we can let them down hard with 100 comments on the quality of dew and doritios combinations

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRt

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

In all seriousness

unfortunately, when I started losing weight soda and chips were two of the first things to go.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

fat kids

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did try Mtn Dew recently

after a very long hiatus, and the sugar nauseated me.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

they have the real sugar stuff now

but mt. dew shrinks your balls so i do not partake.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Urban legends,

they are afoot.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

if anything it just decreases your sperm count for the period that you are

consuming it in mass quantities. Being that I don’t need them right now, I’ll sacrifice the baby juice.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that happened to me too.

I got out of Military School and I made my mom stop and get me a Dew and she did. I puked before I even got home

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I didn’t quite vomit, but I was still like lakjdfsl;kasjfal;kj.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I was like 220 going in.

I was 170 comng out. I was freaking cut. I drank one and lost my lunch it was the first time I had soda in months.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

In and out

of what?

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

military school?

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I didn’t know if he was just going all hyperbole on me about his throwing up.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

loooooooooooong story.

Long story short I had trouble focusing in school so my mom though it would teach me self discipline.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

My parents

came close to doing that with my brother.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

you mean they didn't just heavily medicate you

and blame it on ADD?

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

+overdiagnosed

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Military school

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

fat camp?

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

have you heard about Josh

I heard his dad was so mad that he got kicked out of the house and now he’s living in a park with some guy with no legs

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is this

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heavyweights?

only a classic

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya dude.

ben stiller in his film debut.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno

what this is.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully my link works, i never know how to use that linky thing.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

FML

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavyweights

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

One of my fave movies when I was a kid.

They killed The Blob.

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by luckycc on Jun 17, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that his debut?

Tony Perkins

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you just ate tons of Mexican popscicles

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mexican popsicles,

they are money.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

stuff a cork in it.

argentina plays in 2 hours. i might stay up for it.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Argentina and who?

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

If not the US

then it’s lame, as it’s soccer.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

south

they played great against greece

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

let me try this again

south korea.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want a beer

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 17, 2010 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dawg

AGE LIMIT.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya dood

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Old people?

Who you callin’ old, youngin’?

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 17, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

were you sleeping?

OLD!

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

At 5:45?

She obviously wasn’t…

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose

I qualify as old, since I was asleep between 1-2..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I am up at 4 am because of having to be at school early in the morning and since I have to drive acrossed B.F. Egypt to get there, well I leave the house 30 minutes earlier than I need to because of crappy Phoenix traffic

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 17, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

/prefers milk with his om nom nom orangefingers nom nom

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by victor frankenstein on Jun 17, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds awful

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wheres the mountain dew!????

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:26 AM EDT reply actions  

It's in the fridge!

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by kishi on Jun 17, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

You guys wanna know one of the greatest shows ever?

Motherloving George Lopez.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh motherloving Horrible acting

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dawg

moar liek funniest show ever.

Well, not really. But I absolutely love it. Watching it now. And every night, from 1-2.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

you should watch conan

that is all.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I used to.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

+sadness

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

child please

that stuff is awful.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

No,

what’s awful is Lopez Tonight. It’s honestly the worst piece of television I’ve ever seen.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

jimmy kimmel

begs to differ.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

and I’ve seen both. It’s… 50x worse than Kimmel. Have you seen it? It’s worth watching once to make everything else you see better by comparison.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

i will never watch that show.

his commercials make me want to blows my brains out. tbs is good for one thing, family guy. scratch that. 2 things, family guy and stephen strasburg games.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dawg

it’s bad.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

guh

already sick of hearing about his kid, but at least he seems to be a good guy.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

this**

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 17, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh Jimmy Kimmel makes want reach into the TV and punc him in the throat.

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

all my roomates say he's hilarious

and watch him every night. i sit in my room and play mw2 to drown out their fake laughter.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh I hate MW 2

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be paying Allen Wake or re playing one of the MGS games for the 70th time

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

What exactly is Fail about Allen Wake?

I assume your talking about Alan Wake . Its impossible not to love MGS

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think its the

i hate mw2 part.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to play

CoD obsessively, so I swore it off. Be like cigarettes. I disconnected my Xbox from my TV and wrapped it up so I don’t play it again. Dark days, mi amigo. Dark days.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can haz xbox

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by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I intend to sell it at some point. I’m just real lazy.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have XBOX 360

I’m a Rock Band/Guitar Hero/Band Hero junkie

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by Rockkstarr12 on Jun 17, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just picked it up again after i got it for xmas.

multiplayer iz sweet.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I used to be

like, really, really good. But, alas, I was a shut-in (well, I still am to an extent) and I’d never talk to my parents or anything. It was wake up, go to school, come home, play CoD, sleep, rinse/repeat.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya i was the same way

but now a job and a girlfriend (!!!) has changed my ways. go me.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go you indeed

Are you familiar with GameBattles?

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

no idea what that is.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

De facto competitive gaming site

I ended up working for them for a short bit, then was like “ok I’m lame” and stopped. My little CoD clan was also top-10 in the world, but… yeah. There be a reason I quit it all.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya i just play for fun

i really dont know anyone to play with online so i just join whoever.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much everyone I knew

played CoD4.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

my friends played ps3

im an xbox/n64 guy.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

My dad has a PS3

but it’s for mooveez. I was a PS/360 guy…

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

man you are young

your dad owns a PS3? I tried to teach my dad to play my once. Catastrophic failure that led to me losing a little respect for him. :-)

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

my dad has never been on the internet.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

good lord

my mom is still hunt and peck type person but she functions well with computers. Dad has been working with computers since they were massive.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

My mom has to work on a comp

and she uses them daily, so she’s perfectly proficient (and 100+wpm, sitll 2slo4me), but my dad’s comp use is limited to his iPhone.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

100 wpm seems like a lot

but when you actually get to typing its nothing. Its just having more than 100 words to string together is the hard part

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

me momma > your momma

she types 250 wpm. basically cause shes a court typists or whatever they call themselves.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dose peeps

gotta type faaaaast.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah thats quick

but she has no choice but to be so

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

my mom’s a pharmacist, so I assume she just types orders at her own pace. She does tell me that when she was first introduced to a mouse for a job application it was completely odd and foreign.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 5:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Stenographer, you mean?

I can type 160?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

im not even joking.

i do everything for him. buy plane tickets, pay bills. oh and he has a brick for a phone. seriously. a brick. http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Motorola_Brick.jpg

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't believe it

there is no way they still service those phones

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Imma have to side with you here

Whatever network tech it uses it long-obsolete by now.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

fine

to be technical, he uses a sprint old school one. http://jwiener.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/old-cell-phone.png?w=231&h=300
like this but bulkier.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 5:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I remember those fellas.

Speaking of phones, I gotta camp out for the next iPhone on the 23rd.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

just get an iTouch and a crappy phone.

way cheaper.

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

'cept

nowhere near as awesome?

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

how so?

i really have no idea. ive never even held one.
skype + itouch = free calls

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 5:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

You don't get internet everywhere

and for whatever reason, I’m looking up things constantly, whether it be sports scores, random factoids, news, etc. Plus, the phone part of it is great, and the new one’s got a 720p camera that’ll replace one I already have.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

thats what I’m rockin. But no 3G kinda sucks.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

He really only ever played Tiger Woods

Fond memories in elementary school of staying up until 3am watching him play on the PS2. I tried teaching him Madden. Needless to say, it did not end well.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya I'm a casual gamer too

nearly joined a clan when I started to get pretty good, but then I did the smart thing and took a sabatical

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Smart move,

this was one.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh basically like MLG?

what about it?

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by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I won't play in front of my girlfriend

she already thinks I’m a big enough nerd, got help me if I ever play video games for hours on end if shes around.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

she is the only reason i dont.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Multiplayer is buggy and inconsistent as eff

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 4:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

you seen the PS Move

teamed up with SOCOM that is coming out this November?

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I have.

I am Angry and when BattleMoses is angry Mr. Bigglesworth is upset,and when Mr. Bigglesworth is upset people DIE!!!!!!!!!

by BattleMoses on Jun 17, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

my tv just turned on for no reason.

i scared.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:49 AM EDT reply actions  

THROW DAT SHIT OUT MAN

BE ALL POLTERGEIST N SHIZ

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The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

THE RINGGGGGGG

except it has a vhs of a vince carter slam dunk competition from high school.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

VHS?

What is this devil technology you speak of?

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

its pretty legit.

i can record live tv. crazy i know.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 4:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

its going to be the downfall of network television

when it catches on

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 4:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody

will ever rent a movie ever again..

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

My DirecTV

does that randomly when I’m not around, but that’s because I Autotune shows for when I’m not around. Usually SVU.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

onoes george lopez is over!1!!!

wut2do!!!!!

Just kidding, 2:00-2:30 is the purgatory between Lopez and Baseball Tonight, the latter of which is my time to fall asleep in.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 5:01 AM EDT reply actions  

nick at night

usually provides quality entertainment around this time. Cosby show should be soon.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Nanny

aka, the show that stops George Lopez, is on at 2.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah The Nanny is not so good

that voice……. buuuuhhhhh

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just randomly thought of the home run pelican

and laughed out loud at work. Now I’m getting looks.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:01 AM EDT reply actions  

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The cool Snakepit.

by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Show them that.

Everyone will LOL.

Mr. Science Boy

by DbacksSkins on Jun 17, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was about to ask what you were doing at work

but then i read your sig and everything made sense.

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah so I laughed in English

and they’re staring at me in Chinese. Akward.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_rIgh6HY2M

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chinese Great Firewall

no youtube

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

What's it like

being in China (and answer can’t be check the blog), where no one speaks your language? I’m assuming someone at your place of work speaks English.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

they all speak fragments of English so I manage

my Chinese capabilities have exploded in these 2 1/2 weeks. I understand a lot of what they say now, but I still struggle to speak.

At first though, it was incredibly intimidating to leave my apartment on my own. I can imagine thats how a lot of the Mexicans I met in Indiana that can’t speak English feel. Its just a deer in the headlights reaction most of the time. Hence I’m a big proponent of if you’re going to live somewhere permanently learn the language. Not for everyone else’s benefit but for your own. It will be near impossible to succeed long term without it.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Total immersion is the

ONLY way to really learn another language well (and fast). My senior year of high school was a foreign exchange student to Chile. Lived with a host family that did not speak a word of English. Understanding came first, which frustrated the hell outta me as I struggled to join conversations.
There comes that moment though when you all of a sudden realize you are understanding and responding totally in the new language without having to do all the “in your mind translations between the two”.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 17, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

bahahahaha

its japanese people counting in english. and when they get to 20, they say ten,ten. haha

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 5:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh I've seen that

I’ve see 1..2…3…4..etc ten-one, ten-two, ten-three done before as well.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh geez

this makes me laugh.

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 17, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

and I meant awkward there of course

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Welp

I’m out. Enjoy the convention, y’all.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 5:10 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah I'm gone in 5 minutes anyway

you all have a good night. Probably talk to you in the GDT tomorrow.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also

four hours until the US game, I believe.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 5:10 AM EDT reply actions  

That's Friday

We’re going to the Rose and Crown for breakfast. :-)

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by Jim McLennan on Jun 17, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Must've

gotten mixed up. The extent of my soccer knowledge is what I see with the corner of my eye while ESPN is on and I’m online.

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by Wailord on Jun 17, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

peace out brothers!

revenge is like a ghost. it takes over every man it touches. its thirst cannot be quenched until the last man has fallen.

by blank_38 on Jun 17, 2010 5:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Real quickly

my apologies to anyone who reads in the morning and was expecting something different.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 5:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

remember when we are all like, “keep off topic conversations to minimum except in chat/open threads?”

Well, this ain’t open thread.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 17, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

See what happens

when you let the kids stay up after the elders hit the sack? Or let them go to Shanghai?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 17, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Geeeeeeeez

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 17, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I realized we were pulling such

but my sheer boredom at work and need for comradery over ruled my urge to follow the rules when no one was here to police them.

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by JustAJ on Jun 17, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next time

just use the last open/chat thread, it’s what it is there for.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on Jun 18, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m tired of watching people play the game who don’t know fundamentals!!

by dbacks watcher on Jun 17, 2010 8:53 AM EDT reply actions  

As I didn't see or hear the game at all....

Could you expound on that thought? What fundamentalists were missed/lacking in this game?

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 17, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

edbigghead pretty much took care of that.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 17, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank goodness!

I wuz worried we’d be accused of not being fair to them all!

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 17, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

/takes off for messier places
/picks his shoes up where he left them by the door
/pats himself on the back for being ahead of the rule

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

"...and is the reason 'why' really something we should be striving for?" - (guess who)

by victor frankenstein on Jun 17, 2010 10:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Geez

I just woke up and see 210 comments about 7 or 8 different things? What is this?

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 17, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Let it go, Katers

It’s Snakepit.

"If it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."

by kishi on Jun 17, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-)

Heard of sarchasm?

Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.

by katers on Jun 17, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

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