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SnakeBytes May 6, 2010: Houston, we have a problem.

So now that I've given us the requisite NASA pun for the day...links!

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LMAO

at Byrnes as 4th outfielder comment. Ha Ha Ha. Thats great.

Freeze it..and make a popsicle

by Baja F1 on May 6, 2010 1:15 PM EDT reply actions  

I've perfected my +10^n production code

Behold:

// +10^n Producer.cpp
// Author: IHateSouthBend
// Date: May 6, 2010

#include “stdafx.h”
#include “iostream”
#include “cmath”

using namespace std;

int tmain(int argc, _TCHAR* argv[])
{
int number
posters;
cout << "Input number of posters: ";
cin >> number_posters;
cout << endl;
for (int x = 0; x <= number_posters; x++)
{
double y;
y = pow(10.0, x);
cout << “+” << y << endl;
}
int int_pause;
cout << "Input integer to exit +10^n production screen: ";
cin >> int_pause;
return 0;
}

http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)

by Dan Strittmatter on May 6, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Hmph

Darn automatic formatting. Got rid of some of my underscores and made them italics? (the initial declaration of numberposters should be “number_posters”

http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)

by Dan Strittmatter on May 6, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude.

Don’t make me flag you again.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

No idea

Took my final yesterday so I don’t have to know either.

http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)

by Dan Strittmatter on May 6, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that

Explains why it looked like nonsensical jibberish. namespace definitely is not an identifier…

http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)

by Dan Strittmatter on May 6, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

you just called a toss right play for Adrian Peterson.

by Azreous on May 6, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

which Adrian Peterson? The good one, or the one Chicago drafted THINKING they were getting the good one?

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by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

That happened?

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry

by 4 Corners Fan on May 6, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, no,

but Chicago DID draft another RB Adrian Peterson who wasn’t as good as THE Adrian Peterson.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Re: Howell

I dunno how much of it is natural maturing by our hitters, and how much of it is Jack, but he’s got some pretty nice numbers to put on his resume so far.

I’ve been wondering about that, since KJ seemed to be gushing about him. (While trying very carefully not to put down Pendleton)

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course,

with the exception of guys like KJ and LaRoche, it could also have something to do with the fact that Howell already knows these guys’ tendencies from the minors.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need Conor back

Bring back the Baltimore Chop!

by dima1109 on May 6, 2010 3:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He's back very soon.

Although Parra has actually outhit him this season. (67 OPS+ vs. 69 OPS+)

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suck with options or suck without options

Who do you send down?

http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)

by Dan Strittmatter on May 6, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gillespie

I think Cole goes down to play every day in AAA. Ryal is starting in LF tonight against a LHP, instead of Gillespie.

by Amit on May 6, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I send definitely Parra down

Ryal isn’t a guy you want to get consistent starts in LF. You want him at 1B or 2B ideally, with the occasional LF/RF game. Plus Gillespie is actually hitting well… .803 OPS?

http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)

by Dan Strittmatter on May 7, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Conor Backsoon Jackson

Did you hear Eric Byrnes is writing a book?
It's going to be a pop-up book.

by Muu on May 6, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have to say

I’m a little disappointed that EJ misses the Astros… A futile offense like theirs would have been great for him, I think. Instead he has to go up against the Brewers tomorrow. I really hope he throws well, I’d like to see his numbers start regressing at some point.

http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)

by Dan Strittmatter on May 6, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

It's a good thought,

so let’s hope that, instead, he turns around against a major league team.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

BTBS links:

Dbacks @ #13 in the sabermetric power rankings

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2010/5/5/1459950/btb-power-rankings-week-5

Top 10 players around which to build a franchise (Upton at #4):

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2010/5/5/1459951/top-10-players-you-would-build-a

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by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ken Griffey, Jr.:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/the-kids/

Incidentally, the Mariners have gotta be one of the unluckiest teams in the majors these past few years.

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by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Five Numbers:

http://www.sbnation.com/2010/5/6/1460833/five-numbers-mlb-math-trends

Despite what they seem to think, the Giants are INEVITABLY going to regress. Not only is their pitching good but not THIS good, but Mark DeRosa is their only starter without an OPS+ above 100. How long do you think that can continue??

I mean, Jebus… even the reanimated corpse of Edgar Renteria has an OPS+ of 102.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I knew

Upton was gonna get a strike 3 called on that low outside pitch.

Steam Rollin' Cub's fans like an 18 wheeler with a drunk driver driving. There's no survivin'.

by edbigghead on May 6, 2010 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah thats pretty funny but also a bit cool.

He wants to be traded so he can help his team out. Pretty classy if you ask me.

I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.

by BattleMoses on May 6, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

or he wants to be traded to a team that’s actually competitive…

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is

that when he is gonna start trying?

I got nothin'.

by Bcawz on May 7, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think the problem is him not trying.

I think it’s more a question of… being fat and old.

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by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

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