Gameday Thread, #46: 5/25 vs. Rockies
by Jim McLennan on May 25, 2010 7:45 PM EDT
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After a nice rest-day yesterday, the Diamondbacks hit the road for a nine-day sweep through the rest of the NL West. Eventually, they'll go through San Francisco and Los Angeles, but they start off in Denver, facing a Rockies team which has been remarkably consistent all season. Take any seven game period so far this year, and only once has Colorado's record been outside of 3-4 or 4-3. We took two of three from them at the end of April, the last time we visited Coors, and it'd be nice to do the same again.
Line-up
- Kelly Johnson 2B
- Conor Jackson LF
- Stephen Drew SS
- Justin Upton RF
- Adam LaRoche 1B
- Mark Reynolds 3B
- Chris Young CF
- Chris Snyder C
- Ian Kennedy P
Johnson back in the line-up; his back was bothering him on Saturday, which is why Tony Abreu started and, unluckily, is now on the DL with a sprained wrist. His replacement on the roster is Ryan Roberts, who had almost become a forgotten man since failing to make the team out of spring training. His line in Triple-A has been .275/.381/.425, which is uninspiring for Reno, but he has had a solid K:BB ratio of 29:26, so hopefully that discipline will come with him.
Neither pitcher has faced the other team before as a starter in their careers. The Rockies have four at-bats of experience against Kennedy, all courtesy of Melvin Mora, while the Diamondbacks have exactly the same against Chacin, as he pitched the ninth inning of a 12-1 blowout win over Arizona on April 27th. He's made four starts since joining the rotation, but only one was at Coors and the Nationals lit him up for six runs in five innings. With Jimenez going for the Rockies tomorrow, and Haren for us on Friday, a split of those two games seems likely, so this could be the deciding contest in the set. Let's see if we can decide it in our favor.
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Yeah!
So don’t make any of soco’s comments green. It’ll just go to his head.
by Azreous on May 25, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Naw.
If I am, I wouldn’t put your quote under my favorite quotations on facebook. :-)
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
I still wub woo
and think you’re awesome.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
You're still MY sigline...
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
OH YES I DI'ID!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
::sigh::
Please don’t say that.
I was served with a speeding ticket this afternoon.
FML. :-(
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
Sorry. That sucks
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Waaay
to rip off my ghetto spelling.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Cue the violins, please,
and feed sorry for me because I have to watch the Rockies feed.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
**feel sorry for me.
Sheesh.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
I've Got A Feeling
That tonight’s gonna be a good night…
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
I don't think Adam Kennedy is on our team
nor a pitcher. ;)
::fixes::
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Andrew Fisher pointed out
that the Dbacks are the only visiting team to win a series at Coors this year.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
...?
And?
Besides, that’s Andrew Martin. And those Andrews are sick of getting confused with each other.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
RACIST!
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Diamondbacks,
It’s my best friend’s bachelor party tonight, and he’s a big fan of yours. It sure would be nice if you won the game tonight.
Loooooooooooove,
soco
We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.
Not rec'd
by order of Azreous
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
My mangliness
is undisputed.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Better mang
than mung?
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Which mang? Or which mung?
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
I go with
the “pregnant woman” definition from South Park, or the “dead woman” definition I was taught as a fraternity pledge.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Was strange having an off-day yesterday
After not being able to see the team all weekend, I finally get time and….. no Dbacks. :(
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Yeah
days off are probably good for the team, but the withdrawals are horrible for fans…
I got nothin'.
I don't know
There have been some runs where I’ve been glad to hav a break and a day where I’d be sure the Diamondbacks wouldn’t be doing something to embarrass me.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 8:18 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Tejas?
Papers please, amigo.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
He's
from the northwest. I tell him to follow Seattle. But I think he keeps hoping a team will move to Portland (the Utopia that it is).
I got nothin'.
Well shoot
if he’s from the NW, then he should be following the Mariners.
We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.
got some laundry done earlier
Am now at work, where I have to finish the shipment (about 30 cases) in under an hour and then interact with the general public until I can go home.
The dbacks better win this one, or i’ll be sad :(
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 25, 2010 8:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
bah.
Screw the general public.
…you know, sometimes I wonder why I work in retail. :(
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 25, 2010 8:14 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm sure
After about a month at Best Buy, I’ll be sayin’ the same thing ;)
No, so far I like it there
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I worked at Target for a year and a half
To quote Randell from Clerks: “This job would be great if it weren’t for the customers!”
I can so attest to that!
Especially after working 2 Christmases for Hickory Farms and 1 at Mervyn’s! I hated those 2 jobs with a passion and the customers SUCKED! That was at Tucson Mall too!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Or
would it?
You could just read whatever you wanted all the damned time.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
What kind of work do you do, Soco?
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
You work for the Arizona government???
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Fighting zombies is a nobler cause.
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
I worked in a Dillard in a half-dead mall once
And since we didn’t have many customers, that job would have been great if it weren’t for the manager.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 8:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dude
we ARE the general public. And Emily hates us. :-(
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
You may be the general public
But I’m an individual and I am awesome.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 8:20 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Dude.
You are so not the general public.
The general public is (just examples from tonight) the old lady who doesn’t like our shoes because they are made in Vietnam, her husband, who used to make shoes, the Mormon mom with seven kids who lets them run around like wild horses, the 16 year old who throws a temper tantrum and curses at me and threatens me while his mom watches, and the teenage bitches who come in at 7:59 even though we close at 8 and don’t buy a GOD DAMNED THING.
(Also, my new coworker that I kinda want to strangle, but she’s a different piece of work all together.)
/rant
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Emmy Poo!
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Or me!!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
You can be
Jenny-Poo?
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Deal.
She’s now Jenny-Poo.
If anyone should glare, it’s Dallas.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
::glares::
I should have squash your nuts when I had the chance.
::storming out of the room and slamming the door::
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
Pssshhht.
I gave you the gift of the knowledge of salsa and pancakes.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
He might
I’ll tell him tomorrow, and he can fight you. That’ll be cool.
He kept saying he has a nickname for me and I honestly have no idea what it is. :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
"That girl I met on the internet-poo"?
:-P
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
He hasn't met me yet!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
*in person
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Can I have a nick name too like....
Moon Unit , Dweezil Diva thin muffin or ahmet emuukha rodan
There are Six Ducks out there and they all want Sun Chips.
They are the names of Frank Zappa's children
There are Six Ducks out there and they all want Sun Chips.
Hmmmm okay :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Aren't you
Chris, Servant of the Dark Lord?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
You're KT.
That’s it. All you get.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
But...
most people on here are starting to call me that.
:-(
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
So?
Sucks to be you. ::shrug::
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Guys!
The relationship drama isn’t until July. Why do I even write these scripts if you aren’t going to stick to them?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 26, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
+1
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
See,
it’s fine, if you’re nice and come in more than 10 minutes before we close and don’t destroy my store that I just finished making all purty.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Well
there’s your FIRST mistake. You made it purdy!
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Problem is,
THAT’S MY GDDAMN JOB.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Well if you're gonna get upset about it,
then I just won’t give you anymore advice. Sheesh!
;-)
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Nah,
no weapons.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I know.
But that comment begat this response, and I wouldn’t have wanted to miss that!
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I means
like Star Wars Day, and Towel Day, and Get Stuffed In A Locker Cos You’re A Nerd Day, and all the other ones.
We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.
I'm celebrating the 392nd anniversary of
The Second Defenestration of Prague.
It’s also Tom Tykwer’s birthday, so we may watch Run Lola Run tonight.
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
by Jim McLennan on May 25, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Run Lola Run!!!
One of my favorite movies!!!
<3
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
Four
We discussed this on Twitter.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 8:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
There
wasn’t so much a discussion as you declaring that there were four, and then I said I didn’t get Towel Day.
We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.
Well
There’s only 140 characters, it limits how much discussion there can be. But I did say what the four were.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 8:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
But
no one @’d you, so it’s not really a discussion. I could say out loud “We’re moving to Brooklyn,” and that doesn’t mean I discussed it with my wife unless she responds.
QED
We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.
But
You @’d me?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 8:30 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I guess
that’s true, I asked which four then. I still wouldn’t count it as a discussion.
We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.
And then you replied
It may have been brief, but I think it could be seen as a discussion.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 8:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
there's why there is
but, yeah… i’m sure one of us will feel lazy to go there and stuff.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
That's fracken cool. Never knew about that
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
.... gee wonder why ;)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
(Refer to last Tweet)
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Somehow,
that address sounds like a TWSS joke.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
What does TWSS stand for?
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
*Said
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I bought
a new batch of pancake mix today
and it turns out that I DO have salsa.
I’m seriously thinking about trying it out tonight.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
Just try it.
They’re tasty.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
I'm still convinced
It’s a trap.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Know what?
I’m going to make it right now.
I will be back.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
AWWWWWW YEEEEEAHHH!!
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
If I like it...
you should come over and have some.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
Oh ok
I figured it was but since I’ve seen it so many times I thought I had better ask
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Which Phil doesn't read
which is why he only said 1.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Right
but I was the one who asked how many days there are today and I do read Twitter and then hurgleburgleburgle
We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.
There's
<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbljhS4xDlU”Noooooooooo daaaaaaaaaaay buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut toooooooooooooodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.
Epic faiiiiilll
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
At least
We can all agree on how many Octobers there are, right?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 8:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
NO STUPID! There's only eleventeen Octobers! Duh!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't you work with kids?
I hope you aren’t the one in charge if teaching the numbers.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 8:38 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Or spelling ;)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
They know how to spell.....
All the D’Backs player names. (If they want their snack that is) Mu ha ha ha ha!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
IndoctrinationWIN!!
First rec of the night.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
No
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The October beerfest is in September
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
That's
Oktober, you fool!!
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
K, leaving work soon.
Be home later.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Oh hey there's a game about to start.......
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Kennedy and Stewart were high school teammates
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on May 25, 2010 8:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
That's right
I remember reading that somewhere when Ian came up to the majors
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
As Daron Sutton pointed out,
it’s actually a student body made up entirely of Ians.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
So
what happens if this game goes too long and the Suns game begins? Is it going to get bounced from 620?
We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.
Well the Suns game starts in 15 minutes
so the probability of it overlapping is, y’know, pretty big…
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
How should I know? ;)
Just be happy I sorta-kinda care about the basketball game. :P
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
According to listings...
… It’s on TNT, so don’t think it would push the D’Backs game off, unless it’s been advertised on FSN?
I'm
listening to radio, which has been bouncing the D’backs (in Phoenix) to 92.3 while the Suns take 620.
We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.
Eugh
Readingfail on my part.
My answer would be: “Probably” then, they always get bumped from 1490 down here.
1490
pretty much sucks. Only thing I listen to on them is the DBacks broadcast, and maybe the Sunday night game.
I got nothin'.
Oh yeah
I stay away from “Sports Talk” in general. I don’t know how much of a d-bag you have to be to believe that EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT AND TRUE NO MATTER WHAT REALITY SUGGESTS OTHERWISE!
Colin Cowherd
makes me want to kill endangered species
by Clefo on May 25, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Hopefully
Colin Cowherd.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Also,
2nd rec of the night.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Well
there’s only one of him, and nobody’s put him out of our misery yet, so he’s not extinct?
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Sadly
While the names may differ, idiots are in no way endangered as a species.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
But not all of them
get a soapbox and get PAID for it.
Killing Colin Cowherd would be a good start. Hey, YOU can make a difference.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Jody still on there?
I used to listen to Happy Hour when I lived there, wasn’t too bad for sports opinion radio.
So
there’s your answer?
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Hi-Oh!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
CoJack
I really do miss his production, the one shining spot is that with all the K’s on our team, he has a 14:15 K:BB Ratio, even if he did just strike out.
He's
always been that guy.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Kelly steals a base!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Phooey.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Drat.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Blast
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Just testing them.
next time,next time.
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Hey, look!
I get ads with Tulo on the Rockies feed! He just did an ad asking people to donate their cars. He was rewarded with a triple by the Rockies’ scorekeeper.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 25, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh yeah
Donate to the state type ads…
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I think their pitcher got his name on a lost bet.
Or maybe it’s “A Boy Named Sue” situation
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
Toddboy
Never underestimate Helton…he can still play like the best of ’em
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Only if
the best of them suck?
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Think of it this way in regards to Helton...
If he couldn’t play, he’d already have been retired…he’s still going strong, even if he’s not as powerful as he used to be
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
How do you figure?
I just told you. 91 OPS+. For a 1B, that’s NOT “playing”.
He’s hardly “going” at all, let alone “going strong”. They were even talking about benching him at Purple Row this week.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Ok boys.... Lets make them pay this time!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
LaRoche is like a snuggie
At first you think “That’s just stupid” but after a while you can’t imagine life without one….
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Juuust a little?
He’s been good the past few days right?
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
But not
a good out..
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Nope
But I cant fault the guy too much, with the number of K’s he has, to get an 11 pitch AB and not strike out.
You're thinking of oldReynolds.
This is newReynolds.
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Saved
for later.
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OT
… but I notice in the bruhaha over Joisey getting the Super Bowl that the headline on yahoo is “Outdoors Super Bowl coming in ’14”… Now I could be wrong, but wasn’t the past one and the one before that and various other Super Bowls “Outdoors”?
No
I got what they were going for “Outdoors in a cold weather climate”, but just putting “Outdoors” sort of implies that all Super Bowls up til now have been in various dome structures
There have been
a LOT in Miami and in domes?
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Well, okay, it's LITERALLY a dumb statement,
but I can’t hate on ’em too much.
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Yeah
That’s the point I was going for. But, it’s part of my charm, using seventeen words when one will suffice
How charming!
;-)
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Hey it's MY job to be charming :P
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
And people in Dallas I hope?
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Circle gets the square!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
There's another possibility.
That Dallas is a snake?
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That would explain a lot
Like why half his posts are in Parseltongue.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1
Nerd Alert. :)
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
no reason why the super bowl shoulde not be played
in cold weather. but something happening in 2014 seems to have had been way out there for a “headline” just my opinion lol…
by brian custer on May 25, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
DUDE
BUT NEW YORK AREA ZOMG!!!
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2014 wow
that is way out there for a sports event. is FIFA planning world cups that far out.. lol!
personally i hope there is a blizzard that day lol!
by brian custer on May 25, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet
somehow, we still don’t care.
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Reynolds
pops up and Snydes GIDPs. Fail.
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Why does it seem like all our fast guys pop up all the time
and all our slow guys hit it on the ground all the time?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
Aw crap guys, STOP GIVING UP HOME RUNS
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It was a good pitch. Out of the zone. He just squared it up and golfed it
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by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Dammit.
Hawpe goes long.
We’ve had 2 chances to score already.
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IPK overthrowing.
Btw, is it a really bad sign for the Rockies that they’re being led in HRs by Miguel Olivo??
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IPK,
ya gotta finish dudes off. It’s not enough to get ahead 0-2 or 1-2 if you’re gonna give up homers or walks.
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Dinner roll call
Leftover lasagna!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Chicken!
Haven’t decided how to cook it yet.
I don't even know yet
Maybe meatloaf, maybe Indian.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Verdict: Meatloaf
And it better be good. It’s not a good day when it takes 90 minutes to drive home.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Pancakes
with salsa. (Maybe?)
I’m not hungry yet, so it wouldn’t be until later.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
DON'T GIVE IN
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweet & sour chicken
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by 4 Corners Fan on May 25, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
left over chinese from saturday
here! hope it is still paswsing the smell test lol!
by brian custer on May 25, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm feelin'
maybe pad thai from Trader Joe’s.
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prawn salad,cranberry juice,Cox's apples.
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
"prawn"
Silly, they’re called “shrimp”.
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not to United season ticket holders
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
I'm here...
Just stepped out of the room and made some killer nachos :)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Be careful.
Or at least be sure they only kill on your orders.
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That bunt looked like
it might have been foul.
Aaaaand Snydes lets ANOTHER pitch get away and gives up a run.
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Swiss Snyder strikes again!!!!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions
Chris Snyder
really, really, REALLY doesn’t want to be traded.
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Sutton: "This inning all changed when that man sat back on a change up."
Well, seeing as how he led off the inning, I would say it’d be the opposite…
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And the K to get out of it.
Surprisingly, even after that half inning only 1 pitch ahead of Chacin on PC.
A 3.12 ERA while pitching at Coors Field
would like to disagree with you.
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Actually..
His only start at Coors he gave up 6 ER in 5 innings ;) The 3.12 is courtesy of 7+ scoreless in LA and San Fran
Interesting.
Well, then, what the Hell are we waiting for??
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Fox Saturday Baseball: "ZOMGCubz!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!"
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Hmmm....
good point. How the **** did we get stuck playing the Blue Jays, Yankees, Red Sox, Rays AND THEN Tigers in interleague?? The ONE AL East team that’s terrible and instead we play freaking Detroit??
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No. He's done
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I say
Todd has one year left…Giambi will most likely be done
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
91 OPS+ this season
and he’s not done??
Them’s CY circa 2008 numbers. That’s NOT what you want from your 1B.
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Defensively
Todd can still play. His offense isn’t that great anymore I know. Believe me, I KNOW!
Now you have to remember I am not stats-oriented…they are like a foreign language to me :(
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Like I said,
as a point of reference, Chris Young’s 2008 OPS+ was 91.
That means 9% below league average. Chris Snyder is our only starter with an OPS+ below 102.
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Nope
Not unless I’m really limited on my options. Like…. Helton or Tony Clark.
Wait, no, Tony Clark wins because he does good voice-overs.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Anybody, Anytime!
<3 T.C.!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Toolo HR.
Mysteriously, he was awarded 7 bases on that play…
Odd.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
It's 28 bases.
(He gets one for every normal persons base)
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by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd.
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by 4 Corners Fan on May 25, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
No no no
he got a bonus triple ON TOP OF the HR.
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IAN! No walks, and no more home runs!!
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 9:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
IPK!!! WTH???
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
It is...
The way hes been shooting this series. The surprising part is, hes outscoring Kobe with 6 mins to play in the first half!
Shutting up now
As Kobe drains back to back 3’s.
haha
ya he just hit 2 of the most ridiculous shots i’ve seen him hit.
and as i say that artest just hits a fallaway 3.
Artest=THUG
Don’t care for him
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Totally agreed.
I despise Artest.
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Didn't jynx too much
Frye hit 2 more also, him and Kobe are going back and forth.
Yeah, but
I actually care about the Suns.
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GO CHANNING!
Gotta love those U of A alumni players :) Although it’s sacreligious seeing Luke Walton in a LAKERS uni :(
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Channing :)
GO SUNS!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Bryce Harper talk
makes me sick. The guy’s a ****ing dick.
I sure as Hell hope he turns out to be Ryan Leaf.
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No. But for an intern...... YES!!!!!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Steve Phillips
would trade Bryce Harper for a half-eaten Klondike bar.
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O RLY?
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by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Any way to correct that? Anyone...Bueller...Bueller?
It didn’t look like that when I previewed it :(
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope :(
Can’t edit posts… only delete them….
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok
I wasn’t sure so I thought I would ask
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't say I THINK he is.
Just that I HOPE he is.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
The Rockies announcers
are telling me that IPK and Ian Stewart are fighting for bragging rights when they got back to their high school. Really? How often do they go back to high school, I wonder?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Probably a lot
During the offseason. Probably to see their former coach and relive the good times
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
kinky
(just watched a very dodgy Cold Case)
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Coach,cheerleaders,,jocks,locker room,,Ectasy,booze,initiation ceremony
dead girl,ODed
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Oh my!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
They aren't from Colorado
They’re from SoCal
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
That...
And Colorado schools do NOT cheat…well, maybe University of Colorado…I dislike the Buffaloes
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
when brett anderson was at colorado for school
he came to pitch against us and threw 93 mph, hit a home run, and then plunked me in the head and shattered my helmet.
...
woah.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
Ouch!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
How often do any of you go back to your high schools, tho?
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by 4 Corners Fan on May 25, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I did once
… Cause I left a video camera in my history teacher’s classroom over the summer. That was it.
I go back
to watch some good football on friday nights?
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I've been back a few times
Just for graduations
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I coached there.
After graduation, before moving back to AZ. Coached 3 years of JV and 1 of Varsity.
That's cool :)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven't been back to my high school
since the graduation.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
I don't think I've been back
Since my mom stopped working there.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Someone find Jack Bauer.
We need him to torture the Blue Jays until they reveal where they’ve hidden our bats. Ugh…
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"Dammit, DBacks!"
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
PEOPLE!!!! PEOPLE!!!!
I just ate pancake with salsa!!!
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
I have a feeling
I know how this is gonna go.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey!
I guess we were both pleasantly surprised…
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
You’re a brave woman, KT :)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I eat pancakes with salsa
and I like it.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
THAT is hilarious!!!
I LOVE the expressions on your face!
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOOO
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Awesome.
I’m ALMOST tempted to watch.
Almost.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Walked in, turned on the TV
and Sutton was telling me about Conor’s beard. I saw the score and it felt oddly appropriate. Both annoy me greatly!
Seeing as (apparently) one isn’t going away no matter how much I beg into the internet, can we get some runs to mend my broken heart?
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
When they were talking about it
I decided I’m going to ask Conor what makes him decide to grow it out or shave. Just for you.
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Please do.
And tell him that all the snakepit women really want him to shave. He’s so much better looking without that fuzz.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 25, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
"All my girl friends on the internet tell you to shave"
Yeah cuz that’s not creepy. ;)
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
You'd pull it off.
Maybe, “You know, not that your looks are a part of playing but your beard makes you seem like you are either depressed or contemplating moving to middle of nowhere Montana and sending unsafe letters to Politicians… Maybe you should think about shaving.”
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
by mrssoco on May 25, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Okay, but
Do you think I have the guts to say much more than “hiiiiiii…………..”??? I was horrible with Trent!!
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
If you got a syllable out you beat me
I didn’t say a word to Conor, not even hi and if I met Trent I’m pretty sure it would just be a flailing squeal and then furious blushing before I turned tail and run.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Write it out on an index card and read it...
Hi. Mark. How. Are. You. We. Want. You. To. Shave. Thanks.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahahaha
With my luck, I’d put that in kishi’s comic and then RodLo would read it and be all “WTF?”
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
He needs to know that there is a community here
that follows him. And wants him to shave.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I suppose
there’s no better way to get him to ask for a trade…
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Please do!
(Feel free to not tell him I call him “Pretty”. ;))
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
"Oh, yeah. And mrssoco calls you 'Pretty'."
“Mrs… who? What??”
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
See now that I might actually do ;)
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I was actually thinking
that usually I’m apathetic to the way our guys look, but yeah, I actually agree with the laideez on this one.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Mark
has CY2009itis.
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Does this mean they are going to send him to Reno
for some unbelievably hot Aussie and then wait till RIGHT BEFORE Snakepit Fest to bring him back up and thus break my heart… again?
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
I assume you meant right after?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
No, right before!
So I’ll see Reynolds but NOT my TRENT.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
OHHH yeah that's right
Hah……..that sucked……. but he was up in time for the SF trip. And the rookie hazing photos. :D
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
The very day, wasn't it?
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by 4 Corners Fan on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
It probably depends
on whether or not the hot Aussie can play major league baseball.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude. We don't care.
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh?
Did the Brewers cut him?
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't think so
… But one would think they’d care more about his playing ability than his swooning of Phoenix area women ability, no?
Natch.
But they DID sign him?
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Cozy with whom????????
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Put the claws away!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
His gf from San Diego
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I know.
That’s why it pisses me off so much.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Because he's cuter than you? (you==phil)
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
P.S. *pokes you*
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
::let out a yelp::
Whaa? I’m watching the game!!!
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
I sent you stuff! On IM!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
My phone is the dining room
being charged. I will check after this inning is over.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
Inning over. Hah.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Okees
I’ll go over and check.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
wait what..
No. It’s not over!!!
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
I won't speak for the ladies here but for me?
Look, I’m the first to admit that I am not only vain but pretty inept when it comes to sports. In fact, most of the time I have NO IDEA what is going on… (This is a theme in my life.) so a little eye candy is a nice thing. In the same way that cheerleaders are a nice distraction when your team is going.. I don’t know… 20-25 and playing teams that make you want to scream.
Even still… if our entire team looked like Randy Johnson I would still love them all and follow the same. It’s just… well. If you were handed a free beer would you say, ‘Man, I should have to pay for that!’ or ‘FREE BEER. AWESOMENESS. KEEP EM COMING.’
Now imagine someone TAKING that beer from you and sending it to the freaking Brewers. Boo.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
by mrssoco on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd.
Great analogy
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
::shrug:: To each their own.
It’s just that all the squeeing makes my ears bleed.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
::whispering into your ears::
You’re cute.
;-)
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
Nope.
No change.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Shaddup.
You know it’s true.
:-P
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
Oh, I KNOW it's true,
but it doesn’t heal my ears of the squeeing.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
:-)
::kiss your ears::
Boo-boo all gone?
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
NO
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING. KISSING THEM DOES NOT MAKE THEM STOP BLEEDING.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
Kissing does NOT heal flesh.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Too bad. Deal. :P
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Not sayin I agree but you gotta admit
it was well said
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, certainly.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions
On the other hand,
1. Firstly, I HATE the RallyBacks. Doesn’t matter HOW well the team is doing.
2. Secondly, in the beers of the Majors, (Pujols being a Rochefort 10, for example, A-Rod being a Ruination, etc.) Trent Oeltjen is a Miller Lite. Sure, it’s cool if I get one for free, and I suppose I’d rather have a free Miller Lite than no free Miller Lite, (if for no other reason than I could donate it to a bum) but if having that free Miller Lite means a Guinness is stuck in the minors, then what’s the good of that?
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
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Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
You
HATE the RallyBacks? REALLY?>>
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
Ugh...
I can’t stand them.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, stop kising me.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
But C-Ya has hardly been a Guinness
I would say High Life. Maybe.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
How many center fielders are hitting .300 with his rbi's??
He is better than a High Life!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually,
last I heard, he’s currently the best-hitting CF in the NL.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I rest my case!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
... I don't get stats!
But I’ll assume you’re right and play the “My husband isn’t home to tell me better” card?
Last year, after he came back, it felt like nothing for the rest of the season. He couldn’t play a thing and it was SO FRUSTRATING to me.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
You're not the only one.
I don’t get it either. I’m more into baseball history than I am into stats.
::hugs::
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
So am I
Like I’ve said previously, stats are like a foreign language to me
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Trent
got off to a fantastic start, but once people stopped throwing him fastballs and started throwing something with movement out of the zone, he couldn’t do anything. Couldn’t even take a walk.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Except for Thor.
But yeah, it does seem like it, doesn’t it?
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Yeah
it’s part of my job to make obscure nicknames catch on — “Green Lantern” for Lopez, “Thor” for Gillespie, “Ella” for mrssoco, etc.
But Droo will NEVER be “Wolf”. Nor will Eric Byrnes ever be “Bam Bam”.
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Wait -- what?
He came back from the minors and hit .300 the rest of the year! He slammed 3 HRs in a game against the Rockies!
And even a High Life — I’d rather have a not free High Life than a free Miller Lite.
(But, of course, I’m a beer snob. I really need Turambar or pygalgia to back me up.)
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe a Killians?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Killian’s works, even though they’re owned by Budweiser.
And hence, InBev now. :-(
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
InBev?
I thought Coors’ brewed Killians.
by MidnghtDrgn on May 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Coors brews Blue Moon?
I’m fairly certain A-B’s been brewing Killian’s for the last decade or so. And now, they’re owned by InBev, so…
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, I just Wiki'd it.
You’re right, Coors.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
So does that mean we have to trade him to the Rockies!!!
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by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
because then Ella will become a Rox fan. And soco would prolly divorce her.
Wait, this might not be all bad..
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, Ella is sticking here?
REALLY? :D
(And there is no way I’m going to the Rox. Especially not for CY.)
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
No
but you would if Trent went to the Rox. ;-)
I typed Liz, but then I remembered you wanted to be called Ella, so
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Not even Trent.
Thought it would be horrible. I would probably cry at least once… but then I would move on. Cheer for him, not the team. (And go to all the Rox games to see him.)
And thanks. :)
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Yeah
I’ll try to keep remembering that.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Coors is NASTY!
To quote my dad, “They should have left it in the horse!”
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Then you're the first guy
I’ve heard say they hate the RallyBacks. Most all the guys I know LOVE the Rallyback girls
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh...
those guys must NOT be true baseball fans.
Or else I’m just getting old GIT OFF MY LAWN YA DURNED KIDS!!!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Also,
Diamondhacks hates the RallyBacks too.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
.... yeah that's a good standard to go by ;)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
As it involves some things,
it is.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this like all the guys I know drool over Jody Jackson?
There are Six Ducks out there and they all want Sun Chips.
Really
Should Oeltjen be a Fosters?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Maybe.
Except that nobody in Australia drinks Foster’s.
So yeah, maybe.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
e, but trollop what your mind imagines
by LoveMyDbacks on May 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm thinking
It should be documented and have someone translate it for us.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
We need
a LoveMyDbacks Rosetta Stone.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Sounds like
a hoax to me…
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I hope it doesn’t win, but I rec’d it anyway.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Comon Mark, quit popping out.
Random, useless Fact of the inning: 23% of the pitches Chacin has thrown tonight, were to Mark Reynolds.
Mark has
Eric Byrnes-itis (as in popping up)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
HAH!!
IPK tried to bunt on!
Awesome!
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Well, flied out, but...
it’s not a good sign when the pitcher’s outs look better than Mark’s.
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I want to win
The “comment” of the day so I can print it and frame it.
Please take CJ out and get Parra in there so we can get some runs.
by LoveMyDbacks on May 25, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
PityRec'd
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by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, yeah.
So we should take out our 3rd best hitting OF this season for our WORST hitting one.
That’s a great way to score some runs, lemme tell ya…
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh?
Not that I agree with pulling CoJack and putting Parra in, but Parra does have a better average, and more RBI’s in 22 less AB’s. Wouldn’t say he’s worse, about the same.
by MidnghtDrgn on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Wrong.
CoJack’s 2010 line: .250, .348, .333 w/ 6 RBIs in 96 ABs.
Parra’s 2010 line: .247, .284, .351 w/ 7 RBIs in 81 ABs.
He has a slightly better slugging % but that’s it. CoJack’s OBP blows that away — Parra couldn’t take a walk if it jumped into his pocket while he was asleep.
The only reason Parra has ONE more RBI is because CoJack always bats leadoff or in the 2 spot. Parra bats much lower in the order.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Also explains
why Parra’s only scored 5 walks and CoJack’s scored 13.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
DbackSkins only knows one stat OPS
He uses the same ole line over and over like a parrot. What he doesn’t factor in is defense, all he is focused on with his blindfolders is OPS, BUT hey, he is an “editor” so whatever he says goes lol
by LoveMyDbacks on May 25, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
What's your stat of choice?
Truthiness?
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
by Wailord on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can find no defensive stat
that causes you to score more runs.
Please take CJ out and get Parra in there so we can get some runs.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
most of them do that?
Just most of them.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
If you really wanna talk stats,
both wRC+ and wOBA are better measures for offense than OPS+.
CoJack in 2010: .313 wOBA, .86 wRC+
GP in 2010: .277 wOBA, 62 wRC+
Win percentage added (meaning getting hits in big situations)
CoJack: 0.69 WPA
GP: -0.20 WPA
It’s pretty hard to argue objectively that Parra’s better offensively than CoJack.
Defensively, it’s more of a tossup, although there are really no universally accepted objective stats for defense.
CoJack has 1 error, Parra has 0. CoJack leads in Revised Zone Rating, .861 to .838, although Parra leads in Ultimate Zone Rating, 4.1 to 2.1. (Although UZR says both players are above average defensively)
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah.
It’s just the hangover.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Not true dude.
Even Sammy likes pancakes w/ salsa, apparently.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I gotta say
The culinary recommendation of a dog aren’t necessarily the most convincing.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
He probly likes dog food, too, doesn't he?
So, no, I’m not gonna go with his recommendations.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Well...
Sammy is not really fan of dog food. He’s a picky eater. :-\
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
He loves
Philly Cheesesteaks.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Who doesn't?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah.
Sammy HATES dog food.
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Interesting that they're both above average on defense
Really, CoJack has done good work out in left for a guy who was an infielder until recently.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Well,
we’ve been saying it all along at the ’Pit.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
That's true
But we say a lot of things, and it’s nice to be validated for once. =)
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Yeah,
the stats agree. I’m not sure where to find Bill James’ defensive stats tho.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Apologies
I was using his line today after 0-2, so Parra was 247 to CoJacks 245. Still, fairly close in numbers, but as I stated in the other post, I’d rather have CoJack in.
by MidnghtDrgn on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
Holy random splits, Batman!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh Greg Schulte...
He’s wrong about something. Kaz Matsui IS back with the Rockies. They signed him to a minor league conttract today…so technically he is a Rockie again via the way of the Sky Sox
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Allow me to mom for a second.
FIX YOUR SHIRT IAN. This might be baseball, but were you raised in a barn?
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Wait... never mind
he fixed it. Good job, Ian.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Knowing Ian
He probably hasn’t even noticed it
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I've met him a few times
He’s very easygoing, hence me saying he probably didn’t notice his shirt looking weird at first
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
So how do you get to meet so many players?
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by 4 Corners Fan on May 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ancient Chinese Secret...:)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey look Snyder thew out Helton
who was running like 1mph to try to advance…….
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Slow meet slower
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Still
doesn’t wanna be traded. That one was a mulligan.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
KJ leadoff single.
Yay!
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Holy hell
....
WTF, mate??
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Rec'd
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG GO PRETTY.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Yeah
because we have a run now, right?
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
She always says GO PRETTY :P
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes. And runs are good. ;)
Plus you know. Go Pretty. <3
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Beard = RBI double
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh lord...
I’ll have to forgive him if that’s true.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
If that's how it works
Someone sign Gandalf.
(Plus, you know, veteran presence.)
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Plus he's always so encouraging.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Not always
He was a little harsh on Pippin at times.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Gerardo!
Fool of a Parra!
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You didn't use parentheses, I don't think.
Brackets, maybe?
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
RUN!!
RBI double.
Gee, let’s pull that guy for Parra. Because a strikeout’s as good as a double, right??
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You idolize your wife??
Pics or GTFO!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I idolize your wife
I wanna do her in her ______. Do you even have a wife mouth?
by LoveMyDbacks on May 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
F the Gilbert police
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't add fuel to this fire
If it gets heated enough, some serious shit will go down when they meet in person mouth.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Nah.
Came pretty close, but dodged THAT bullet.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh
The Mad Libs here says “Capital of Eastern European Country” in the blank
by Clefo on May 25, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Man..
we haven’t had a Mad Libs recap in awhile
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been torn
between doing another one and making it an annual tradition, or doing something new I’ve been messing around with. Might happen tomorrow.
Well
Azrecaps are supposed to be interesting?
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Tent fking City.
There are Six Ducks out there and they all want Sun Chips.
by BattleMoses on May 26, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Jackson scores...
… Parra would have healed everyone afflicted with Rickets in the world before crossing the plate
by Clefo on May 25, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Aaaand another +1
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Kelly Johnson saw the virgin Mary's image in the infield dirt
she came to ask him for some advice…
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
HEYO!!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Why not?
We’re only down by one, and he’s one of our few decent relievers.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
But why pull IPK? Was his pitch count high?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, that.
Yeah, I dunno. ::shrug::
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I've gotta admit.
All these stupid “Ian” jokes are actually making me laugh.
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I looked on the screen in time to catch Ian Zering's face
I cracked up. (My sound is off!)
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
GEEZ! You were not even close to the right margin!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't feel like looking for it
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
tsk tsk
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah...
deal. She can do whatever she want!
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
Whoa! Easy there snowflake...
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
She's my wingman :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
She's a MAN!!!!!!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
shut up, you.
You know what she mean!
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
*ahem*
it’s woman…
but yeah, Phil taught me well.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
I what?
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow...
Mark got away with another popup there.
C’mon, Mark. Make ’em pay.
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Nope.
Gets robbed by his opposite number.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a good play though :(
Nice stab and throw from his knees.
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, no doubt.
Doesn’t mean I can’t be pissed by it.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Argh...
and now CY gets robbed of a hit.
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I can fix this bad luck
But I am gonna need a live chicken, a free taco coupon, and someone to distract the cops…..
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
If it involves Santeria,
I’m not down. Turned away from that path LONG ago…
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I lost my crystal ball
Plus that million dollars I spent.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
He really is. ;)
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Gonna pop a cap...
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok Pedro Cerrano!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Pedro Cerrano practices santeria??
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
No
My post jumped :( I was trying to post in response to the live chicken post
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
.... well, 1-2-3 is not what we needed
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Oh well...
I’ll need to change my signature because now, pancakes with salsa is okay.
But please remember: salsa on pancakes is not okay.-- emilylovesdbacks
Me too
Not because mine isn’t true anymore, more because I’m bored of it!
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
I approve.
Especially now, despite the fact that CoJack has facial hair.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I keep waiting for your husband
to say something else funny for a new sig for me…
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Done.
This will do for now until Soco comes up with something funny.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
by katers on May 25, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hereby rec this comment
not for the content, but for the signature.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
So does that mean you have to rec'd every one of her comments from now on?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah.
But everybody gets one.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I should follow him around with a recorder
Seriously, sometimes he says something and I crack up so hard I forget what was so funny in the first place.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
My mom did that with my Dad a quite few times
except that it was while Dad was sleeping. She would tell me things that he muttering in his sleep and I crack up so hard soon after.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
1-2-3 inning for THEM, however
is awesome. 2 scoreless for Vasquez.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
OH NO!!
RyRo has a beard now toooooooo! :(
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
He always does
Just not as thick of one usually
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah a goatee is nice
Not that…….thing…… he has now.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohhhh
Haven’t seen that yet
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHA OH SNAP!
Parra up to pinch hit, so Tracy brings in a lefty, so AJ brings in Railroad.
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Howdy
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
BENCH EVERYONE!
MAKE 25 CLONES OF PARRA AND HAVE THEM PLAY EVERY POSITION. WE’LL BE BETTER THAN THE ’27 YANKEES!
by Clefo on May 25, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Why not just move Parra to the bullpen
He can’t make them worse, we don’t have a lefty, you get to see him play, and it does not hurt our offense
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
True.
His total lack of walks and total love of strikeouts can’t help but help him in the bullpen.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Parra jokes
will continue to be rec’d until LoveMyDbacks admits that Parra sucks.
Or until Parra gets better.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Or until Jim raises the rec threshold
and they’re no longer green. Wasn’t that your rule??
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't believe I'm asking
but what’s the basketball score?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
-1
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY! Why is that a -1?
I’m NOT rooting for the Lakers, don’t worry.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Really??
WTF, Jenny??
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait what?? :P
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, nvm.
You said Lakers.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
ReadingFail
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
SkinsFAIL.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
by Wailord on May 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd
just becuz.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I like this green comment thing
everyone seems to be honing their sarcasm and putting forth more effort
insert signature here
Yeah
that’s what I like about it.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Thanks :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh...
if only Parra had batted he would have hit a 5 run homer.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
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Haven't seen the whole thread
but has anyone brought attention to the conspiracy theory that was the Rays/Sox game tonight?
insert signature here
oooh... no, what's up there?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ump was terrible in the favor of the Sox
he was calling strikes 6 inches off the plate in either direction but James Shields couldn’t get a piece of the action. Crawford and Maddon were ejected in the 5th for arguing.
insert signature here
However
When asked about a suspension after Maddon touched the umprie, the fact that Crawford said that the only person that deserved it was the ump made me lul.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
We try to ignore
any team that gets continuous sporgasms from Baseball Tonight.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Double the pleasure
Double the fun.
Two for one, Tool and Helton!
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Yes!!!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
... I'm confused?
(This is normal for me.)
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
(ongoing jokes about Coors Field scoring for toolo)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Tool can't record outs
so the Coors Field scorer counted it as a hit. Todd Helton was credited with both outs.
insert signature here
You can't get thrown out at third twice?
Obviously he struck out on a passed ball and was thrown out at first.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Meanwhile, back in the game,
Brian Custer gives up a single but gets Toolo to erase it.
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Agreed
Very nice, had to shave a bit off the ERA since Kennedy gave him a chance to take the team lead.
by MidnghtDrgn on May 25, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
LET'S GO OFF-ENSE!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
WOO!!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'all wanna know who's awesome?
Channing Frye.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
by Wailord on May 25, 2010 11:08 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah 'Cats!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
He gets the win
if we score 2 runs here and nobody gives up a run in the bottom.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm so full...
pancakes with salsa are very, very tasty.
Seriously, people. You should try it.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
by katers on May 25, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
No. Just....... no.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Uh-oh
katers has been lost to Phil’s madness.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No?
But I’m late to the thread and still catching up.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
She liked it. It's not good news.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
What?
She actually TRIED them. They’re good.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I TOLD YOU, DAMMIT!
But nobody believed me…
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
And on a move like that
I’m reminded that I still don’t understand the balk rule.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Nor do
most umps.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Neither do I
but when your team is losing, it’s fun to yell to confuse people.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
does anyone wonder why Ellen Page is visiting 2nd grade classrooms
observing their “field trips” to China?
insert signature here
I was wondering, too
But, then, I tend to over-analyze ads. A lot.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
What?
I thought Ellen Page IS in 2nd grade.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He let you down!
:-(
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Heilman
pitchin’ like he everyone dawg.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
UGH...
Upton pops up into the Dbacks dugout.
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6" further
and it would’ve been nothing but a strike……
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
True.
And if he’d hit it into the outfield, it might have been a hit.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Okay, seriously,
WHAT’S WITH ALL THE DAMNED POPUPS BY THIS TEAM??
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Dare I say
Byrnes left us cursed?
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
by Wailord on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clearly, they all want to come play in Menlo Park
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
This team
Sponsored by delicious Pillsbury Toaster Strudel!
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
YAY REC'D
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
And Pop Tarts
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
.....
that was the joke
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been calling them POP TARTS
For quite a while…(these stupid pop ups the players keep hitting)…ever since Matt Williams’s playing days as a Dback, since back then he was King of the Pop Tarts
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
And... I'm watching Glee
So I’m gone, but my heart is with the team. Swears.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Liz! You betrayed us!
::quietly reaches for the remote::
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
*Ella
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
So, I think I missed this memo?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
She’s always wanted to be called Ella.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Not fair!!!
You both get to flip over and not get ostracized! :P
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
They're not flipping over
to watch another baseball team.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly!
They’re not even dedicated enough to the SPORT. At least I stayed true to baseball.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, Jenny
My complete lack of caring about being ostracized is an excellent buffer against it. =)
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YOU TURNED OFF THE DIAMONDBACKS
TO ROOT FOR AN OPPOSING TEAM.
PERIOD.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
THE A's DON'T OPPOSE THEM
until the World Series!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
THEY'RE STILL ANOTHER TEAM IN THE LEAGUE.
Ella said her heart was still with the team. Yours wasn’t. Yours was with the A’s.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
My heart was here
Only my interest was on the other pitcher!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Ladies, ladies!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Clearly lies.
You straight up turned off the Dbacks to watch an opposing team.
You lose.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I would give my left leg for a chance to meet Dinger in a back ally.....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah dawg
I could see Dinger smokin’ crack.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Errr....
swallowing pixie sticks.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
What if
he had some dinosaur friends? And not like Barney. Like the velociraptors from Jurassic Park, or something.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't trade until after you meet him
Otherwise, he might be able to outrun you.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Now there's someone
Who really knows where there towel is.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Damn.
LaClutch gets beaten by the shift.
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This is why Mark got all his K's out of the way early in the game....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
I hope
this is true
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, they're kinda right
Sorry babe, even I can’t protect you from this blame.
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
Mark’s eye has gotten so much better.
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Locker room whippings will do that for you
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Uhhhh.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Since two batters ago?
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by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
No time to be nervous
Time to be sad.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
For like the past 4 innings...
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
"Corpas is not retiring cream puffs" -- Mark Grace
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Apparently he is
Special K whiffs
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
So
You’d classify Mark Reynolds as a cream puff?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Maybe just for tonight?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
RAWRGHBLARGH
SpecialGameEndingK.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
by Wailord on May 25, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
He was KING of the pop tarts tonight
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Argh...
takes strike 3, and he knew it.
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I hereby declare this
the Suns GDT until the game’s over, even if it’ll get a public lynching. Two minutes left, Suns up 104-97.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
I second the motion!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Leave
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
No
Wailord has my blessing.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
Crap. I’ll go check their papers…
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, shit! You're right!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
And this Barbosa guy!
Sounds Mexican to me…
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually
I think he’s a pirate captain.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Ugh...
have him deported AND THEN have him hanged.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
(To complete my "Rule of 3" of Parra Joke Posts)
Parra could take on a team of Shaq, Moses Malone, Larry Bird, Michael Jordan and John Stockton with a gimp leg and a teammate of a blind ferret
by Clefo on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Meh...
obligatory rec, but that was pretty forced.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Brian Custer's been pretty good lately?
Brian! Make a Gerardo Parra joke!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
On another note,
wooo! Suns up by 7 with 2 min left!
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On the positive side
Our bullpen was sharp tonight
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This is true.
I can support this.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I dig Heilman :)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I tolja.
My fav member of the bp right now.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
so was kennedy
we had the total defensive package tonight…
by brian custer on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
That's RIGHT, Kobe.
You blow.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
+1
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Typically AprilReplyFAILs can be traced
This time, however… I’ll credit it to one of my comments.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Replies keep jumping
And I am on Firefox….weird
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Thats the oldHill
This is the newHill, injury free
by MidnghtDrgn on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude....
knock on wood immediately, sir!
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Done
Was knocking as I typed, probably still a bad idea to have said that… Damn.
by MidnghtDrgn on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Pssshhht.
I’m all about the 7Up, dawg.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Diet Coke too
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Love 7Up. Used to drink it every summer I spent in the Midwest.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
ZOMG!!!
::puts on tinfoil hat::
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Black, Orange, and White...
Could it be the Best Buy Geek Squad??? (That’s their colors)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Only one way to find out
Clefo, flag them down and then see if they want to charge $40 to install a free program on your computer.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 25, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Meh
it’s a Chevy. Wait long enough and the government will bail it out.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LMAO!
So true!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
SUNS WIN
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
by Wailord on May 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
OH MY GOSH
YES! YES! YES!
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
by mrssoco on May 25, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'll have what she's having.
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Waddaya want?
A medal?
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Yo dawg
YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME IN HERE AND PAD YOUR COMMENTS WITHOUT NOTICE
WELL GUESS WHAT, I’M HERE
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
So what?
A rising tide raises all boats.
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Why, yes.
In fact, she typed it, right there.
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Oh dear lord
You are all perverts, you got that? ;)
(PS, who says Gosh in bed? Are we in Pleasentville?)
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Probably
the same type of person who says “gosh” when they’re super excited about the Suns winning?
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by DbacksSkins on May 27, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions
GO SUNS
Gotta love 3 bench players in double digits, with CHANNING FRYE leading the way with 14 pts. Gotta love the former ’Cat :)
by MidnghtDrgn on May 25, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hellz yeah.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Channing Frye :)
“SWOOSH! Go Cats!” and now…“Swoosh! Go Suns!”
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
CRAIG SAGER!!!!!!
::turns off TV, digs out eyes with a spoon::
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
WTG Suns!!!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Oh damn...
Orbitz just sent me a dealdetector email alert saying that the airfare to go to NJ this October is down to $210.
::debating with self on whether if I should buy it now or not:::
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
Night everyone.
Catch ya in the re-cap
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
'Night Dallas!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 25, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Adios amigo.
(prepares papers, just in case)
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I am off to bed
I have school in the morning and work tomorrow night so I will catch you all at some point tomorrow…most likely before work
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Gnite.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
HELLZ YEAH
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
That seems
somewhat unlikely…
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost wrote
mathematically improbable. But I feel like an optimist.
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahh, Colbert Report.
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Ok, what?
Why the hell is March Madness going to be shown on truTV (along with normal CBS, TNT and TBS)?
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Because
it’s May?
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by DbacksSkins on May 25, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
You people and the internet
It makes you feel so powerful, Wail dummy, you wanna threaten me son, I live at ValVista and Warner and will give you my address, since you seem to have a hard on to meet me. I dont come here to argue with Internet People. I come to talk about baseball, but when you want to make threats, make sure you follow through with your bs.
Wow. Just wow.
Stop it. You are way out of line.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
'Tis a difference
between an argument and a discussion. Surely you can’t expect to go on a site, give an opinion, and expect it to be universally accepted and hailed?
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Um..
Wailord lives in Vegas. You might be waiting for awhile.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Plus
You know, the whole being a minor thing, so he’s probably gotta get a ride from someone.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Good luck with that!
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
He could fly on Southwest.
Bags fly free, you know.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
You know what lets meet in person mouth.
There are Six Ducks out there and they all want Sun Chips.
by BattleMoses on May 26, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
another kid
so this site accepts kids talking smack to adults and there is no problem with that? You gotta be kidding me, if that is the case, ban be forever with no hard feelings, how pathetic
Really?
I was gonna say something about your last post, but I assumed it was a joke.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
If it makes you feel better
you can threaten me instead. Although some folks here could describe why that might be a mistake.
Dude srsly
How come mouth has appeared, like, three times out of place at the end of your posts?
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
I dunno
but it makes me laugh
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
That was just in person mouth
But now it’s got +more potential, being able to appear at the end of /any/ sentence mouth!
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
by Wailord on May 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1 mouth
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
It's like the lamest Pokemon dialogue ever!
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
If you're feeling left out
I could threaten you?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
I am so glad......
I actually have a wife that is awesome, and I live a wonderful life……seems some here aren’t that lucky, so praise God for that
Good for you.
Now try bringing some of that “nice” to the pit instead of saying things like “I’d like to do her in her …”. Your posts are getting real rude.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, I was legitimately curious
‘cause I didn’t know if you were joking or what. You’ve said “in person mouth”, “wife mouth”, and “anybody mouth”.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Can someone explain
how Garland is doing so incredibly well this season? He’s blanking the Cards right now…
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Satanic contract
Compounded by the fact that he’s basically playing in the Grand Canyon.
That’s all I can imagine.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
We don't want to talk about this, do we?
He’s turning into this year’s Quentin.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow. Really?
I’ll bet ZOMGTraingInTehDivision really IS gone, if he hasn’t said anything.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Wait...
… wait just a second …
… mad because someone had to go to San Diego?
Disappears all of the sudden?
.. I wonder where NASCAR – nay, Jon, is?!
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Oh my!
I never thought of it!
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Dbackskins
Look man, I dont wish any ‘ill’ upon our team, we are both obviously die hard dback fans. I just think Parra should play more, so if you want to bring all your bs stats to the table, then so be it, I like Parra and I think he would be a positive to playing everyday. Surely it cant get any worse. I want and expect this team to win everynight alsow, sont hate, we are on the same page rooting for the same team and results. The hate here is assinine. When CJ hits, I dont hope for an out, I root for him to hit, would be STUPID not to.
Oh, dude
You think this is hate? Have you ever been to the comments section at AZ Central?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
I have been there (AZCentral comments section)
That’s BRUTAL…this place is tame compared to that one!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Hate?
Not at all. We disagree, but we don’t hate.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
I would LOVE for Parra to start hitting. But right now, he’s a 4th OF, and CoJack is the better option at the plate. There IS some evidence that Parra’s better in the OF, although Parra’s RZR in LF (the only position CoJack’s played in the OF) is only .801 this year. I think the numbers boost Parra a bit for playing CF and RF, more difficult defensive positions. However — he DOES have an advantage in that CoJack CAN’T play CF or RF, as far as we know.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
i DONT KNOW WHAT ALSOW, SONT
means
by LoveMyDbacks on May 26, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
SOOOO REC'D
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Recap's up
If you can manage to tear yourself away from the drama.
http://www.azsnakepit.com/2010/5/26/1487798/diamondbacks-2-rockies-3-right-in
Yeah
it’s like a cliffhanger recap.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Wail I dont care if I get along with anyone
Jim can ban me then, I am not gonna go way out of my way to get along with internet people, it is what it is, who cares. Family and children are a bit more important than ‘being accepted’ on an internet site, dontcha think dawg?
Hey, remember when you joined
and we were all very welcoming to you? And we even put up with your rantings that night? And I don’t even know what “internet people” are. Most of us are actual real persons.
You’ve been accepted, you just want to fight.
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by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not.
I don’t exist in real life.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
It's true
I helped hire the actor who portrays ’Skins at Snakepit gatherings.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Well, granted,
the pillow under my shirt isn’t that convincing.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
No need to be coy, katers
You know your character was added into the Snakepit midway through season three.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 26, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
But she doesn't know that!
Remember, she thinks she’s real!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
It's like
that one movie. I think.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Um...
he was in an Uwe Boll movie?
Granted, I love that movie…
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Heyo!
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
(That's why I said "most")
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by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
lol kishi
Dont know you, so your opinion about me is about as common as obamas interest in the oil spill situation in the Gulf, which is quite meaningless. Continue the hate lol
YOU are the one hating.
Not anybody else on here. Give it up, man.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Jim can judge if I am fighting
You people all attack me for no reason, this isn’t my life, I dont come here to post 100-300 comments a game, I have better things to do with my life. If Jim wants to ban me for your hatred, then I think I will be ok with that.
Well, that's good.
Jim definitely lets whether people have accepted their fate guide him in his banning decisions. It’s the only thing that lets him sleep at night.
Jim sleeps?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
… Somebody call the Guinness Book of Records: I’m about to go from Zero to Drunk in 20 Dollars!
Awww, man,
I haven’t heard that joke since like freshman year of college.
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My eye jumped
between your post and your signature line. I thought it said whiskey on pancakes.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Aaaaand
now my gf is gonna try that.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
You have a g/f?
Thought you were gay sir
by LoveMyDbacks on May 26, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Of course
Until we reach the midseason break, then we’re going to write in a little bit of drama.
Just for ratings, promise, and it’ll all be settled happily.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
We don't know yet.
Just like the people on “Lost”.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
The Smoke Monster
Well, I don’t want to give away too much… But who do you think Jim is?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Don't worry, guys
We’ve had this whole season scripted out the whole time. The Snakepit is not Purgatory.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
God.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
If he were
I’d probably go out on a date with ‘Skins. I think it’d be a pretty entertaining.
But, hey, homophobic slurs aside, congrats on getting the reply buttong right!
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
But, you're not gay.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, I know.
But you said if he was gay, you’d go out on a date with him. Which would imply that you would also be gay. I’m just more than confused.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Devin,
I think choosing the Snakepit in which to come out to your mother might have been a bad decision.
On that note, I’m gay!!
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
But I think he needs to explain
to mrskishi!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I never said I'd sleep with him
I’m just an all-around flirt, and it seems like it could be a fun time.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
You -- you cold-hearted man!!
::cries::
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HEY! I thought *I* was the designated flirt!
Not fair, you can’t take that title from me.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Nah.
I’m the male designated flirt. This is pretty obvious.
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I mean...
this is Phil we’re talking about here. He flirts with anything that moves. Even the laser point.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
It's rough, sometimes.
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Well, yeah
but I wanna be the female flirt.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Aight, Jenny-Poo.
You can be my counterpart.
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Yay. Thank you. :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
But
for your initiation, you have to flirt with LovesMyDbacks first.
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HO HO HO HO HO OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I gotta see this!
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey,
you wanna be a pledge, you gotta break a few eggs.
Or something.
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Yep.
You gotta do it if you wanna be Phil’s counterpart.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
No! Nuh uh.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
GEEZ!
Okay, fine. You can do it with Dallas instead.
Gee, I always WAS such a softy to the pledges.
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Yeah, I totally was.
I was one of the brothers who was legitimately nice to ’em, because I bore no grudge over my pledge process.
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Thanks.
That’s much better. :D
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you gay
or European?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Erm..
was that meant to be a response to me? Or to your own post?
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To you.
It’s a musical reference that nobody will get.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions
I thought as much.
Well, it also reminded me of an SNL reference: “And that gay guy, Tony Blair.” “He’s NOT gay, he’s English.”
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LEGALLY BLONDE
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
That explains
Why it made no sense to me.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Really,
that is the ONLY song I know from it, and only because I helped a friend prep for some audition.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions
YES!!!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
"Buttong"
new meme?
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Jim is a good guy
When he reads this, he will see the instigation on you peoples part and see me simply defending myself. I think he is very fair. I am not here to argue, we are all dback fans, you people want to instigate me, so I responmd. Maybe if we met all in person, we can put an end to your idiocy.
Dude
The conversation has moved on!
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
It's similar to many of the posts in this thread
No, wait, that’s Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Um...
it’s something that adults consume. I’ll tell you when you’re older. (In like 3 years)
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
That might be
something to look into.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
C'mon!
Not in front of the kid! He’s even younger than you. Don’t encourage him.
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When I was his age..
nah. I won’t go there.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
And the award
for “Youngest Person to Say ‘When I was your age…’” goes to…
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
They like me!
They really like me!
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 26, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Hehe....
pot, meet kettle
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I think you confuse
sarcasm (we’re all EXTREMELY sarcastic) and honest disagreements with your positions with “instigating” and “attacking” you.
Nobody’s attacking your person. Just your opinions. Don’t take it personally. If you can’t defend your ideas on the internet, you won’t last 5 minutes.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
You DO
need to get better at using the “reply” tab, though.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Nite, LMD.
Have fun with the family mouth.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow...
THAT’S crossing the line.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
I may swoon.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Sok.
Jebus came for the Cowboy fans, too.
In fact, one of them installed my DirecTV on Saturday.
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by DbacksSkins on May 26, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh so THAT's what was going on in here for 180 comments ::rolleyes::
Yeah, Jim’ll come take care of this.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
oh no, Jim is gonna ban me?
I did nothing wrong and this site is my only life. Jim your so called editors instigated me, If I get banned, I will make sure to foward dbacksmouth’s idiocy to me to sb nation for review. He carries his ‘power’ to a level where it is not appropriate. He thinks because he is an ‘editor’, he has superpowers hiding behind his screen. It’s kinda funny.
What?
Superpowers!
Phil, you didn’t start telling people about the upcoming plot twist, did you? The Snakepit/Justice League cross-over was gonna be awesome, but only if it’s a surprise!
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Yeah...
I forgot to mention that I’m REEEEALLY bad with nondisclosure agreements. :-\
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Oh, sure
That’s apparently the one thing you can shut up about?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Touche, pussycat!
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
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Besides,
Law & Order just ended. We could have a Snakepit/L&O crossover episode?
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Well
LoveMyDBacks seems to be angling for a Snakepit/Cops episode?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Yeah, I was thinking that.
He’s definitely gonna be /that/ guy…
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WAH!
and I missed it?!!!
djkfsdkjfhdsjkfhdsfjksdhfkjdshfjkdsfhsdufasdfkfhurashdkfjhd!!!!!!!!!
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
Yeah.
The original Law & Order just had its last episode.
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Um...
did I not JUST answer that?
The original Law & Order just had its last episode.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
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::slaps::
I can read, ya know?
“WAIT WHAT” = “Wait a second, are you serious? How did I not know this?”
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
You can
probably watch it on Hulu?
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Lost + Snakepit
WORK YOUR MAGIC, WRITERS
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
Me either
LOST is stupid (just my opinion)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, dude
We’re going for good shows.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Y'alls
just some haters.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like mouth?
Forget Jim.... *I'M* banning you for now
Because your comments here have pushed the line SEVERAL times, you kept saying you were leaving us alone and you keep posting incredibly inappropriate comments.
If Jim wants to un-ban you it’s his decision….
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Awwww.
I was tempted to ban him, but it was really getting kinda funny.
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As usual
Jenny has to be the grown-up in the room.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Somebody has to
keep you damn kids off Jim’s lawn!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
It's Arizona
Most of us don’t actually have lawns.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
:-(
I can’t wait to go back to NJ in Oct and get to see leaves changing colors.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
......
You went to Seton Hall. That’s why.
If you went to say, Ramapo or Stockton, you’d see a lot of trees.
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
I've
never even heard of EITHER of those!
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Of course, you don't.
They’re small schools in NJ. Ramapo is in North Jersey, in Mahwah. Stockton is in South Jersey in Pomona. :-P
Try Salsa on pancakes. Seriously. It's yummy.
No
We have cacti instead of lawns
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 26, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, but he was pushing it
and he kept coming back. If he had gone away, I’d let him defend himself tomorrow….. but ,no.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
True.
I doubt he’s THAT delusional, though. Drunk again?
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If he is drunk again.
His life must be so wonderful that he has to get drunk all the time.
There are Six Ducks out there and they all want Sun Chips.
Well,
if you had to put up with a wife and children and solace yourself by constantly boosting Gerardo Parra on a Dbacks blog, wouldn’t YOU be drunk all the time?
Erm… if you were older, obviously. If you had a wife and children at your age, you’d probably be Mormon, and ergo, not drink.
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...with an automatic.
Feel free
to fwd my idiocy to SBN. I’m hoping they’ll be somewhat impressed with the stats I dug up.
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Hey guys
Good to see MLB.com knows what people check their site for: breaking news.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
by Wailord on May 26, 2010 12:55 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
But can that squirrel water-ski?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Even squirrels
Don’t like A-Rod.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 26, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Man, too late to rec this, I bet.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 26, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey,
anything that involves the Yankees is news.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
I think that's hilarious :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 26, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
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