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11 Reasons to be Pessimistic in Arizona

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And, no, seven of them do not consist of naming the current menbers of the bullpen, credible and statistically correct though that may be. But as a counter to Zephon's well-argued list of reasons why we should step down off the Ledge of Doom, here are my justifications for why we should be running, lemming-like, towards the precipice.

Won't you please join me, after the literal and metaphorical jump...

Star-divide

  1. A bullpen fundamentally incapable of getting outs. Their collective line this year is .289/.377/.514, an OPS of .891 Basically, when our relievers arrive, they turn opposing hitters into Adrian Gonzalez (career numbers: .281/.364/.505).
  2. An offense which, as documented last night, can only hit fastballs, and have now been discovered as such. Until they show they can either hit or lay off breaking balls and change-ups, things won't get any better. Team OPS+ is down to 100. With our pitching (ERA+ 81), that won't get it done.
  3. A left-field with a collective tOPS+ of just 59: Conor Jackson has one home-run since July 2008, and has hit .235 over 357 at-bats since then. What happened to Dominican CoJack?
  4. Justin Upton hitting .229 - in other words, while Chris Young has almost turned into Justin Upton (OPS+ going from 80 to 120), J-Up has turned into sub-Chris Young (OPS+ 126 to 79). Except Young never led the league in strikeouts. 
  5. Speaking of Young, a BABIP of .359 is not sustainable, given his career average is .282. The same goes for Stephen Drew, whose .372 BABIP is far in excess of his overall number of .307. They will regress to the norm.
  6. About 15% of our salary bill is going to an outfielder who is only capable of playing softball in a beer league. Another 10% is going to a pitcher who hasn't thrown a meaningful pitch in 13 months, and whose return and effectiveness are both severely uncertain.
  7. Edwin Jackson. Walks and HRs up, strikeouts down, and allowing hits at a career-high rate.
  8. Dan Haren has already allowed 26 earned runs. Last year, his 26th earned run came on June 24th. And over his career, his ERA has been a run higher in the second half.
  9. No help from the farm system. There's hardly anyone there who can be expected to be ready for the majors before 2012.
  10. No trade chips. Chris Snyder is about the only player on the block who might draw some interest, but the contract extension seriously limits the teams who might be interested.
  11. Finally, Baseball Prospectus says the Playoff Odds for the Diamondbacks are already only 1.7%, ahead of just the Pirates and Astros.

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I'll be happy

if we lose less than 100 games this year.

Did you hear Eric Byrnes is writing a book?
It's going to be a pop-up book.

by Muu on May 12, 2010 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

We are 1/2 game better than our record on this date in 2004. 1 game better than last year.

Dbacks record on 5/12/2009: 13-21
5/12/2004: 14-19
record this year: 14-20

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on May 12, 2010 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Not to be too pessimistic

But I think you mean 1/2 worse than in 2004.

"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"

by kishi on May 12, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

1/2 game worse.

"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"

by kishi on May 12, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

in 2004, the spring was actually half-decent

The giant summer losing streaks were bad.

Bring back the Baltimore Chop!

by dima1109 on May 12, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

epic bad

a couple of 14 game losing streaks

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 12, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair,

EJ’s HR/FB will go down. And the system actually has a couple ’pen arms we could try, albeit two of them (Buckner, Collmenter) are starters. And Valdez could go there if/when Webb/Benson returns.

http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)

by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we actually purge our bullpen and fill it with arms from the minors?

Also, if done would that be better than what is there now?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on May 12, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

can we pleeeeeease pick up the Cruz missile? pleeeeease???

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on May 12, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surgery

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

um. yeah. oops.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on May 12, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

can jermaine dye pitch? gary sheffield? barry bonds?

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on May 12, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously, though… i wonder what it’d take to get smoltzy out of retirement.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on May 12, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

even recovery he might be better than what we have

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on May 12, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

At least he’d have an excuse for being awful.

"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"

by kishi on May 12, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

You really don’t want to do that.

"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"

by kishi on May 12, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on May 12, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn

by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, yes

Nothing like sabermetrics worship based on one month worth of data to make us abandon all hope.

Bring back the Baltimore Chop!

by dima1109 on May 12, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope, just the empherical facts

We are still reeling from the last two seasons and a seriously ugly April.

by Fiona on May 12, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I’m not ugly!

"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn

by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice April niiiice.

I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.

by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Couldn't resist ;)

"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn

by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

love the pic, Jim.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on May 12, 2010 3:52 PM EDT reply actions  

We need to

start handing out DFA’s like they were candy. Josh Byrnes should say “I’m here to chew bubblegum and hand out DFA’s and I just ran out of bubblegum.”

I've never heard of a famous Phoenix hot dog.

-Some crazy Cubs fan

by Reynolds rapper on May 12, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

lol. that’s fantastic.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on May 12, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice…he could also tell the team, “You, you’re alright,” then point to the ’pen and say “This one, real f*&^$% ugly!!!”

"Have a take and do not suck or you will get run." - Jim Rome

by jonny-yuma on May 12, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay quotes!

Which reminds me, I need to put that DVD back.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really Hope Snyder or Montero

Get hot and start hitting, so we can deal one. And maybe just mabye, get a reliever who can throw more than a game.

To me, our offense did ok last night..They got it within 1, and by all means with heart of order up next, could have tied it up or better. But then suck happened.

Is Zevada still dealing with forearm stiffness? i dotn care if he is not doing well in AAA if so, he has faced MLB hitters and been good. Give him a chance, a new look.

Freeze it..and make a popsicle

by Baja F1 on May 12, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Not Healthy or Effective Yet

Zavada has an ERA of 30.00 in AAA. Not three, but thirty – 10 ER in 3 IP. I’d say that Rosa, Urquidez, Buckner, and Mercedes are all possibilities for callups. I think Daniel Stange will be sent back down to AAA tonight and maybe Gutierrez or Boyer too.

by Amit on May 12, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, Stange sent down

I am still hoping for news of Gutierrez being placed on the DL with some made-up injury.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

I knew a guy who had to go to rehab for his soul- I think he said some woman did done him wrong- and it seemed pretty rough.

"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"

by kishi on May 12, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh where where where?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that was your made-up injury. Got it. :D

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if it's soul crushing ennui

Check a coffee shop for a guy in beret?

"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"

by kishi on May 12, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

Did you hear Eric Byrnes is writing a book?
It's going to be a pop-up book.

by Muu on May 12, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

StangFAIL

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Least my home team Nationals are doing good

Listen, one move can correct the tailspin we are on. Which player was sent down (my favorite player by the way) right before our pitiful losing streak began? That would be Parra. Get him back up ASAP.

by LoveMyDbacks on May 12, 2010 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually,

Parra was sent down DURING the Brewers series, AFTER the losing streak had begun.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The farrm system

Isn’t that bad, it’s just that there’s no one that close to being ready, and anyone who is ready is just not going to make that much of an impact. Let’s use left field and the starting rotation for example. Marc krauss is tearing up hi a(1.000 OPS right now, 800+ ops in his debut season), and will probably be in mobile by the end of the year. He might get a cup of coffee if he continues to tear it up all season, including after a promotion. But that would be a very aggressive approach for the dbacks to take. I think he’ll be in the big leagues by the end of next year, especially if we continue to get poor offensive production from left field. (personally i think Conor will start heating up soon)

For a different example, I’ll use starting pitching as an example. Jarrod parker would be ready this year if it weren’t for tommy john surgery. He’ll be in the rotation by the end of next year, guaranteed.

Wes roemer has a 1.91 ERA in mobile with a 36:7 K;BB ratio, with two of those walks being intentional, although he has hit three batters. He’s probably doing the best out of any pitcher in the minors right now.. He might warrant a shot in the big leagues right now.

by C. Wesley Baier on May 12, 2010 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

psh

You just want roemer up because he has the same name as you.
:P

What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.

by emilylovesthedbacks on May 13, 2010 12:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

LA bans anything Arizona

Well, except for the key things it needs like power, water and transportation.
What a joke, my apologies.
vr, Xei

by Xeifrank on May 12, 2010 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Now posted

in today’s SnakeBytes.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

11 Reasons to be Optimistic next?

Just curious if you’ll give us some positives, too?

In fairness to the management, the Dbacks did try to address many of the problems listed above by:
1. Sorting out the bullpen by trading for Heilman (not the best move, but he can throw a lot of innings) and Bob Howry (a very effective reliever throughout his career).
2. Signing emerging young stars to sensible contracts (Upton, Reynolds).
3. Trading for, in their minds and many others, an injury waiting to happen for an all-star pitcher Edwin Jackson and adding a possible post-hype sleeper to boot Ian Kennedy.
4. Signing La"Roach" and Kelly Johnson to man the right side of the infield (Johnson has played MORE than well and paparoach always goes gangbusters around mid-season).
5. They only signed youthful, high upside players to long term deals.

All that said, with the exception of Johnson, none of their moves has worked out very well so far. It’s a long season and a very mediocre West. The Dbacks still have a chance, but they will have to be a reverse course.
Nice article and you did touch on the main issues facing the team which explains why they are playing so poorly.
The question then is, how does one go out and improve a bullpen? According to Billy Beane fill it with starters who can not hold up with the demands of starting ala Carlos Zambrano. It would seem his “trash” bullpen style is working rather well and is something the Dbacks might want to emulate. Anyone else have any thoughts about setting up a proper bullpen without spending zillions of cash?

by Snake Oil on May 12, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, see the link

In the opening para. I was consciously looking for negatives. :-)

"We defy augury" -- Hamlet

by Jim McLennan on May 12, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You expect him

to read all that?

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Parra was sent down what

One or two games into the Brew Crews series, hence at least 4 loses without him.

by LoveMyDbacks on May 12, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

And I used to be an Indians fan!

Growing up here in Phoenix in the fifties, the Indians in far away Tucson were my team and thru them I learned to be a Yankee hater and to accept that the Indians could always rip defeat from the jaws of winning. To this day I cannot see Willy Mays without a silent curse of his catch in 1954.
So now it is the D-backs, my replacement for the Indians. But sadly except for the uniforms I feel like I’m still watching the tribe try and be the worst they can be.
I remember quite a few comments about the depth of our minor league system, what happened to that?
Yet now these kids from the minors will not be ready until 2012, nuts, I’ll be dead and gone by the time the D-backs are ever a contender again.
But just like being an Indian fan, I’ll keep going to the games once a month, keep watching on the tube, keep wondering why these guys who are paid really big money cannot remember the simple things I was teaching to my JV baseball team at the high school up to a few years ago.
My question to Mr. Byrnes is "Why did you hire a young guy with no experience to run your team, why did you let a guy like Jim Tracy go by?

by JV Co on May 12, 2010 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

1. Our minor league system IS deep — at the lower levels. It was restocked by the 2009 draft.

2. Maybe because Jim Tracy was already under contract to the Rockies?

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Tracy

Is an excellent manager…Being I am also a Rockies fan (ever since their inception in 1993), like you, JV Co, I have watched my team suffer nonstop. The Rockies had some very dark days and I sometimes wondered why I kept on supporting them. The answer? I am a diehard and continue to think optimistically. It was only a matter of time and many changes later did the Rockies do anything worthwhile, then found themselves in their first-ever World Series. I equate this with the DBacks, as we’ve seen many dark days with this team (2004 was living proof of this, as well as what’s currently going on with the team). It may take drastic changes to get this team firing on all 4 cylinders again, but if that’s the case then they must do what is necessary to get this team jelling like a team again

"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn

by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

The Dbacks

are a 4-banger?

I mean, I know you can use nitrous or forced induction to get a little oomph, but…

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

that is a good analogy actually

4 bangers can run with the big displacement engines, but only at very high revs and it takes a lot of tuning and maintenance to keep ‘em going.
Jerry ran an 8 cylinder monster when he could only afford a 4 or a 6.
Kendrick is running a 4 cylinder whiner (that is a description of an engine, not the players) and doesn’t have the know how to do the maintenance and tuning to let it run with the big dogs.

by older fart on May 13, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tuning, sure,

but a properly force-inducted 4-banger can easily outrun a V8, usually because they’re lighter.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately,

our team is running naturally aspirated right now. :-\

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're

a bicycle in a Formula 1 race.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on May 13, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well... wait a second,

that doesn’t seem very safe AT ALL!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Safety

is for nerds.

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on May 13, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

So....

A Lotus then

/relevant F1 Joke

by Clefo on May 13, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ho ho ho

I don’t understand???

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on May 14, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

HEYO!!

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on May 14, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

OOPS LOL

That should have been 8 cylinders…Queen Of All Things Typo here LOL My car is a 4-banger, maybe that’s where I concocted that number from ;)

"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn

by Rockkstarr12 on May 13, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

But every now and then they show a spark

Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?

by hotclaws on May 12, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

But

I don’t wanna be pessimistic!

Life is not a flower.

by soco on May 12, 2010 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Then wait for my article tomorrow

“11 Reasons to be Ambivalent in Arizona”

"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"

by kishi on May 12, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

whether I’m gonna like or dislike that.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on May 12, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

just going to take it day by day. It’s obvious that as they are right now, that they won’t compete for the postseason. So might as well celebrate what I can, and only get down on the stuff as it happens.

Life is not a flower.

by soco on May 12, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine

You can take Friday’s slot, “11 Reasons to remain Realistic in Arizona.”

"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"

by kishi on May 12, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll

go ahead and start on Saturday’s feature, “11 Ways to Kill Yourself in Arizona”

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

only if I can trade you “11 Reasons to Suspect Your Cat Mr. Pickles of Wearing a Wire in Arizona.”

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on May 13, 2010 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Edwin Jackson

likes to bounce the pitch off of the dirt about one foot in front of the plate.

Fire the bullpen coach just to send a message.

Steam Rollin' Cub's fans like an 18 wheeler with a drunk driver driving. There's no survivin'.

by edbigghead on May 13, 2010 9:16 AM EDT reply actions  

2010 Diamondbacks - Reasons to be Pessimistic

Our Diamondbacks are still suffering from having an inexperienced manager. Look at our other Professional Teams; Basketball, Football, even Hockey and all of them, especially the players and the fans have benefited from hiring an experienced manager. I realize that AJ Hinch isn’t responsible for the bupppens horrible relief pitching and the weak batting offense, but the players and the loyal fans who pay to see a quality team, deserve more.
Mr. Kendrick, please stop Josh’s " experiement " and clean house before the season is gone.

by HornetsCF on May 13, 2010 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to the Snakepit.

If “experienced manager” is all you need, then why are the Dodgers almost as bad as us?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

The Dodgers have an experienced manager and a huge payroll. They’re obviously going to be awesome.

"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"

by kishi on May 13, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

See also the Cubs under Lou Pinella.

I can understand the concern about Hinch, but how much managerial experience had Bob Brenly before 2001? Tough to equate managerial experience and success directly. The record isn’t much different from the same number of games under Bob Melvin. No better, to be sure, but not significantly worse.

It’s hard to say Hinch is a significant part of the problem: he may become the fall-guy [and, to some extent, Melvin was], though since he was a JB appointment, it seems less likely.

"We defy augury" -- Hamlet

by Jim McLennan on May 13, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I was gonna bring up Brenly, too..

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the Dodgers...

Have crappy pitching. Their strongest link is their offense. They have guys who can actually hit and bring in runners. We may have some who can hit but cannot bring the runners home.

"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn

by Rockkstarr12 on May 13, 2010 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

What does

this have anything to do with HornetsCF’s contention that an inexperienced manager has anything to do with what’s going down on the field?

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

Our bullpen has been fantastic, while our hitting has been awful all season.

"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"

by kishi on May 13, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reply

What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.

by emilylovesthedbacks on May 13, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sammichs

We fell asleep in the middle of the fury.

by soco on May 14, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was responding to YOU, Phil...

Since you asked why the Dodgers are almost as bad as us

Now, when it comes to HornetsCF’s post, he has a point. There’s only so much Kendricks will take before he decides it’s time to clean house and start anew. Maybe Josh and his whipping boy AJ will BOTH be out the door before the All Star Break if not sooner…nobody knows what will happen.

I have an idea for a pitcher…why don’t we go steal Brian Anderson away from the Royals’s AAA team? He’s an outfielder also, but they are trying him back in his ORIGINAL position, pitcher. I got to see him pitch and play outfield when he played at U of A ;)

"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn

by Rockkstarr12 on May 13, 2010 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I KNOW why the Dodgers are almost as bad as us.

My point was, his makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...

...with an automatic.

by DbacksSkins on May 13, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, seriously.

Reply is your friend.

What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.

by emilylovesthedbacks on May 13, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shes having issues with her browser.

You dont need to say that to every one of her posts.

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on May 14, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha

"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn

by Rockkstarr12 on May 13, 2010 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

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Lucha_small Jim McLennan

Bench coaches

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My-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-not-the-element-of-efficiency_small kishi

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Me___drums_small Dan Strittmatter

Players

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Wolfwood_small BattleMoses

Avogadro_small Zavada's Moustache

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