Gameday Thread, #34: 5/11 vs. Dodgers
by Jim McLennan on May 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT
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The most important thing to remember tonight is that tonight's text poll on the Fox Sports Arizona broadcast will determine who gets dunked into the Chase Field pool after the post-game show. The options are Mark Grace, Todd Walsh Jody Jackson and Joe Borowski. I imagine Daron Sutton must have won the Immunity Challenge or something. While there is something to be said for just about all those contenders, I will be going for Option E: "The entire bullpen, unconscious, in a heavily-weighted burlap bag."
Line-up and stuff after the jump
- Kelly Johnson 2B
- Conor Jackson LF
- Justin Upton RF
- Adam LaRoche 1B
- Mark Reynolds 3B
- Stephen Drew SS
- Chris Young CF
- Chris Snyder C
- Dan Haren RHP
The natives are getting restless. There may not quite be a mob storming the gates of Chase Field as yet, but sales of pointy implements and lighter-fluid have seen a sharp uptick this week in the Greater Phoenix metropolitan area, and I don't think we're talking for barbecue [at least, in the traditional sense; much though the idea of grilled Baxter on a stick obviously appeals]. It is up to Dan Haren - and, likely just as much, the offense - to talk us down, before the current milling around in vague discontent, becomes something more focused, with people yelling "To the castle!"
As luck would have it, the Diamondbacks get to see a pitcher none of them have ever faced before, making his third appearance in the majors. This is an area where we haven't done too well - of the last eight starters to face Arizona in their first three games, going back to June 2006, five of them got the W, and they posted a collective ERA of 3.27. [In contrast, our last eight n00bs managed one W and a 5.98 ERA] Unfamiliarity breeds content, it would seem, at least for the opposition. The way the offense has been of late, they will likely make John look ree-ely good... Sorry, couldn't resist.
Still, we have Dan Haren to rely on, who is not only our ace, but has the best OPS+ of anyone on the club, at 166. If anyone can save us...It'll be my last recap for a bit, with Azreous and 'charmer scheduled for coverage around Thursday's off-day. Can't say I'm too sorry, as the last three games have been much more a chore than a pleasure; the temptation to turn off the coverage and phone the recap in, with liberal use of copy and paste from the AP wire, has been enormous. We'll see if I can resist tonight.
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I am ready to see a Jim recap AND a win!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
(I hope Dallas realizes that he's jinxed it)
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
No sir. We are still going to win
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope.
But if we don’t, we know who to blame..
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Kelly Johnson?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
The only time you blame Kelly Johnson is when something good happens.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
He
never makes errors.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
On occasion
He just faces glitches in the Matrix.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Okay, guys
Let’s see if the team can make a respectable showing here. Otherwise, I think we’re all going to need to ask for a rehabilitative stint in Reno. Or Vegas. Or Maui. Or just anywhere away from this bullpen.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
we need to put the dodgers
in their rightful place. in our rear view mirror..
by brian custer on May 11, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Unless
tonight isn’t the bullpen’s fault, like that 3-2 loss to the Brew Crew…
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Don't interrupt him. He's on a roll.)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually
the school colors of Georgetown are blue and gray, BECAUSE of the Civil War.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was Alabama the state that had the Confederate battle flag in their state flag until relatively recently?
Nice strikeout!
A few different states have had that.
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we are getting border line political here
knock it off..
by brian custer on May 11, 2010 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude
It’s a question about facts.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Uh, Im not starting anything.
Talking about the civil war and the battle flag isnt political…more history.
Nice strikeout!
No, we're not,
nor is that disallowed.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When did you become a mod Brian?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
i just know the rules
and how a baseball blog can go to hell in a handbasket in a ny min .ute if all don’t follw them..
by brian custer on May 11, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
politics are ok here?
in a game thread? i guess i misunderstood
by brian custer on May 11, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as it's not vicious
and you stop when you hit the right margin and/or otherwise asked by a moderator.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Well,
“no politics” isn’t a rule here, unless it gets out of hand. We trust our posters to reasonably limit themselves.
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Political discussions are okay here
As long as people are polite about it.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
post whatever you all want
at yr own risk. i have seen how it can go downhill very rapidly.
by brian custer on May 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I appreciate the permission
And I wish you luck in your quest to have the last word in this discussion.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
I officially end this potion of the discussion
before you both battle for last word. Because it will never end. :P
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
* portion
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
the school remained neutral during the war, and adopted both colors after the war to represent reconciliation.
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HEY :P
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I TOTALLY will
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
The los angeles FAIL Trains?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
i am supposeed to take a LONG
amtrack ride. the day after tomorrw. tanks for dat… lol
by brian custer on May 11, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Amtrak
Wish the train ran through Phoenix.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
It doesn't?
I think I knew that… the Texas Star runs through Tucson though.
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Sadly, it doesn't
One line runs through Flagstaff, one runs through Tucson.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Last time I took Amtrak
I took the Lakeshore Limited from Utica to Penn Station in NYC.
Very comfortable ride, actually. And I bought some crappy Dean Koontz pulp novel at the train station because it seemed fitting.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And if anyone wanted to know
you can go from tucson to flag, through LA.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
That would
actually be kind of an awesome trip.
I like trains.
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By the way,
Jim, what do you (or hotclaws) think of Cameron as prime minister?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And
can a coalition between the Tories and Liberal Democrats really stay together??
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...which will be adopted
and brutalized by some American network…
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...and the character.
… of David Clegg will be a Gay Poleynesian for some odd reason
by Clefo on May 11, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Close.
David Cameron, leader of the Tories, and at 43, the youngest prime minister in nearly 200 years… leading the first coalition government in Britain in 70 years. Tories take over power from Labour for the first time in 13 years.
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Of course not.
We just ask that everyone keep it civil.
Besides, I’m jw what Jim thinks is all.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Shrugs]
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss, I suspect. The difference between Labour and Conservative parties seems to be a great deal less than during my days. I remember a celebratory breakfast at McDonalds the day Thatcher resigned…
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
by Jim McLennan on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
What about
in coalition with the liberal dems? (Which is just plain weird, IMO…)
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Not uncommon in most of Europe
Where the majority of countries have more than a two-party system. I think it should tend to lead to moderation, since the Lib Dems are a centrist party, so I’m cautiously hopeful. How long it lasts, of course… I suspect it won’t be the scheduled five years until the next election.
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
by Jim McLennan on May 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I know.
But it’s the first coalition gov’t in Britain since the 30s. It’s common the rest of the world in parliamentary systems, but not so much in the UK.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
No
she only told me, and I told everyone.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well
it didn’t exactly take a private dick to figure that you, you know…
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doesn't matter.
Now whenever you start sayin’ weird shit, Imma assume you’re drunk.
Same way with katers.
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WTF?
It’s like as if he was saying,
“Deaf people saying weird shit = drunk”.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I LOL'd.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS!!!!
THIS! THIS! THIS! THIS!!!
I was about to say, “racist” but I was like, “Wait a sec, that doesn’t sounds right? What is that word I’m looking for?”
I haven’t heard of “audist” since Gallaudet. :-P
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Heh.
I never did and never will.
I’ve pulled the deaf card before only when I want to get out of speeding ticket.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I'm moderately fluent in ASL
…. and an actor by trade, so I can pull the “fake deaf” card around solicitors and Jehovah’s Witnesses and the like
Try not to
pull a “fake deaf” card around Mormon missionaries. THEY DO KNOW a quite few ASL missionaries around here and they will bothering you as hell for your information.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Aye
Took three years in High School and my allotted four semesters in College. I’m not great on vocabulary on proper nouns, but I know quite a bit to have conversations with people without seeming like too much of a moron.
I took 101
but struggled in 102, and the professor wasnt forgiving so I dropped it. (guess she thought since I am HI I automatically have to excel at it, dunno).
Nice strikeout!
Who was the professor?
Meh. We’re getting lose to right margin. Text me.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Nice!
Hehehe… random, but I was thinking of what Phil said whenever he copied my signing.
“I’m like a chimp. I just mimic stuff and then I eat bananas.”
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Hahahahaha
I love when I make random quotes and then you pull them outta your ass later.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Hehe
It’s on my facebook profile page under favorite quotations. :-)
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
It is?
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish your class wasn't at night.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
We're allowed.
It was that bad.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
And when that's the case
you KNOW it’s bad.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I believe I even suggested it.
So you know it was BAD BAD BAD.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't get me started on mormon missionaries.
you give one your name and all of a sudden the whole freaking church knows it.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I know the feeling.
I’m a well-known among LDS church around here because of my best friend.
He just got his mission call today. He’s leaving for Czech Prague and will be speaking Slovak. He’s reported for the duty on August 25th.
o.O
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Almost everyone
I went to high school with served or are serving missions.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions
My sister (In my avatar) is an ASL interpreter
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed. Love her. She rocks. You guys should go meet
my future niece sometime. My sis has season tickets
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
.... shouldn't they wait
until she’s no longer ‘future’ to meet her? :)
“Hi, your brother says I should come meet your unborn baby.”
/rightmargin
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Pardon the right margin infraction but
she may not make as many games when she is no longer a “future”
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohh, good point...
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
So
show them the ultrasound?
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
now there’s no reason to meet her.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
What about her mom? she's pretty cool...
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Does your sis
work for interpreting agency up in the valley?
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
No. Just does it on the side for friends and stuff
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Right margins! Like a half hour ago
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
:::slaps hands:::
Okay, okay. I’ll get back to this after the game.
Sorry!!! <3!
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
+1
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I always
play the Jew card when street evangelists harass me?
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
HAHA!
That’s funny.
I really should do that.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Why?
If you play the “deaf Jew” card, then they’re gonna KNOW somethin’s up.
Besides… I AM part Jewish.
But yeah. I always say, “I’m Jewish, you assholes!” And then I call them anti-Semites.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol thats what I yelled at my principle once.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 11, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
1/16th
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
How is a follwer of Jesus, who happened to be Jewish, be anti-semetic?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Because these guys are the pushy Christians.
Like, “accept Jebus as your personal lord and savior or GO…TO…HELL”.
I’m not saying anyone who’s Christian is anti-Semitic. It’s NOT supposed to make sense, just confuse the assholes who are yelling at me for long enough that I can get away.
I’m like a squid squirting my ink.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhhhhhh
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Besides,
I’m already Catholic.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions
THIS.
Wait…I do already know someone who is Deaf, Jewish, Gay and Democrat.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Wow...
that’s a lot of cards stacked against you in Arizona.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Guys..... /rightmargin
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
One
Thing I like to do, say I dont want to talk to Jenny (no offense Jen, just random) and she starts talking to me. Ill be like oh i didnt know you were talking to me! Im sorry!
Nice strikeout!
I always do this
on purpose with my Mom.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Are your siblings deaf? Or parents?
My biodad wore hearing aids. My brother doesnt need hearing aids, but his hearing is lower than “normal”
Nice strikeout!
Nah, racist.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not arguing that!
I mean, I don’t want him. =)
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Cartman again
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Cartman is probably
one of my favorite character on South Park.
XD
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
...?
Seeing as how I haven’t smoked weed in 3+ years, and I’ve done it less than 15x in my life? And seeing as how I convinced my gf to quit smoking it?
That doesn’t make ANY sense, Justin.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Well,
jokes should make some semblance of sense..
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
More right margins, guys.
Seriously.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's happened before?
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol. A little too much Nuclear Penguin.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
SRP must not be worried about the Dbacks winning if they are going to plant 1000 treess...
Everytime we win
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Their mouth's writing checks
that their ass will NEVER have to cash..
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We should all pool together money and rent the pool out for a night. (no pun intended.)
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Per night?
The 17-3 game I got bored and startng walking around. Only one hot chick in the pool that night.
Nice strikeout!
Just wait till you know him for 3 years
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be fun
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
LOST is
starting here. i am living w/transfixed peoples watching it. don’t worry i wouldn’t dream of revealing spoilers!!
meh.
I lost interest after season 2.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions
One of the posters said there is no tv. This guy lives in vegas though, so he just might not be getting the game. Im not sure. I jumped the gun.
Nice strikeout!
You definitely jumped the gun...
Vegas apparently sucks.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Well they do run around in transparent party buses drinking gratuitous amounts of alchohol
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
"Dan Haren Clearly the ace of this club"
Is that so Daron? Ian Kennedy would like to have a word with you
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Alright
the bandsaw just finished cutting the aluminum, so I’m on my way home.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure, knock yourself out.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmm?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Meat?
I wouldn’t cut steel with it.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Seems like
it’d be pretty useful for that, actually.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey Gang :)
Ready for us to kick some Dogturd butt and eat some Papa John’s pizza
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
That would
involve waaaay too many baserunners.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope so too
We’re due for a serious plunking…to the opposite team that is
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL
I don’t wish that on our team…although a serious butt kicking to the bullpen would be good…
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Here
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Here
But got a bunch of stuff to get done, so may not be commenting much.
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
by Jim McLennan on May 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Same here
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm waiting
For my pizza…hurry up Papa John’s!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
My favorite delivery pizza is magpies.
My favorite ever is a place in CT I cant remmeber the name. I would have to ask my mom.
Nice strikeout!
Magpie's
Is awesome…when I worked for Einstein’s, we used to trade bagels with them for pizza…from the one at Oracle and Magee
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss Magpie's
I must remember to tell my friend about that place since she just moved down there a month ago…she lives not far from Foothills Mall
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I think so
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Mystic?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
egg noodles,broccoli and bavarian ham
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
ah,and the cats enjoyed the leftovers
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Dinner for breakfast?
Or do you live in europe? (where it would be like 8am or whatever)
Nice strikeout!
Toros
My friend is going to their exhibition game on Thursday
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
"Exhibition game"?
The stakes aren’t as high as in MOST Toros games?
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't know
All I know is the exhibition game is at Hi Corbett on Thursday
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotcha....
Sarcasm indeed
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
For Augie
To even go after the first pitch like that is a bit rushed. Sometimes he does it, sometimes he goes for the next pitch and so on. I believe he really wanted to try to help the team by getting a hit and his intentions were good, it just backfired on him. Just my two cents
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions
ReplyFAIL.
Would there be any situation under which you would criticize him?
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No
Why would I criticize him? in my case, he hasn’t done anything to make me insult him.
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
There's a notable difference
Between criticize and insult.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
I'm more central
I went to a game with Phil once. That was the time he sped by a cop and wound up having to take a sobriety test.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Ahaha... I remember that story
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you mine? :)
I’m 25 but I didn’t go to school in Tucson. I grew up in Phoenix and went to Mountain Pointe in Ahwatukee.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Or I could post my age and mess it all up.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
17.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 11, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions
This still make me laugh.
He was wearing a flip flops while taking a sobriety test.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
When we went to the afl game he had to blow into that alcohol thing every half hour.
Nice strikeout!
Ohhhhh....
that.
Um.. no, that isn’t why he has that thing in his car.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Nah
that was voluntary. I got tired of it tho and uninstalled it.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh...
you being sarcastic, Justin?
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Why would you voluntarily install something like that?
I
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Because
I got a DUI awhile ago, and then randomly out of the blue I figured it’d be a good exercise. I actually learned a lot from it when I had it. But it got too damned annoying so I uninstalled it.
The installer guy was thankful because I basically did his work for him, but by the rules, they still had to charge me the uninstallation fee.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Altho
it was kinda cool that, since I was voluntary, I got to use all my own numbers. Like, I set it at .06 because I figured it was a good level, and I had it set up so I could fail as many times as I wanted and not get penalized (besides being unable to start my car).
People used to use it at parties and stuff, too.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
This made me laugh really hard
There aren’t many people I know who would voluntarily install one of those things. That’s kind of weird, Phil.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Are you
at all surprised?
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Why not?
When I’m not working, I USUALLY wear flip flops.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't just speed by.
I was racing my friend who’d been randomly at the game as well.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
And
I won!
But since it led to me getting pulled over, did I really win?
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
becuz I’d had all of like 2 beers at the game. Those cops were so disappointed.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course,
they were. They worked for PCC and they don’t get that much of actions like TPD does.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
And then there's me and Wes
way out on the East side.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
WHAT ME TOO.
We live at Broadway and Pantano, and I work at the Payless by Target.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Also,
FUCK MY JOB.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I work...
…. at Studio Connections (a theatre) on Old Spanish. It’s housed in St. Matthews Church. I’m on downtime right now, but I’ll be back in it starting June
I also used to work for (not that) Target, not something I will ever want to do again.
Well, um,
if you ever need shoes, you can come see me? I’m the tall one.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't forget me.
I’m also out here on the East side. :-P
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Me moving back intown
to Seneca and Tucson Blvd this Saturday.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here
And really late to the role call.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Dude!
Doesn’t count…
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Or
does it?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it does
Inasmuch as the role calls count for anything.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
DUDE
ROLL CALL IS EVERYTHING, MAN
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm here
but only because I wanted to be later than kishi.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
thought i wasn't going to watch this one as I need to get up early
but what the hey/
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Been wondering this since the preshow
What floral monstrosity is Jody Jackson wearing today?
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
My favorite flower. I wish those grew out here.
I used to call them dabbadils because I couldnt pronounce them when i was a kid.
Nice strikeout!
I like
tulips the best, I think.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish
It looks she pulled a Sound of Music and made a dress from curtains and the curtain are from a Holiday Inn.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Yeah she just needs to stop.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
She doesn't have the legs to compete with him
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Or
the orange painted-on tan
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I am tuning in via radio...
Who got in the pool?
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Nobody yet
It’s post-game.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok
They made it sound like the pool thing would be pre-game
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I love this. "John Ely isn't big on stuff but he is big on heart".
Eric Byrnes is big on heart too but look where he is.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
I'mma go see him tomorrow
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I was at a Godwill store yesterday
And they had some Diamondbacks hats with fake blonde hair on the back for the Eric Byrnes Show. I was thinking I should buy one so you could wear it to his softball game.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
LOL
Well, I have blonde hair and I have a Dbacks hat…. :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah but
your hair is too short, methinks..
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
It's growing
but yeah I don’t have long blonde curly bimbo hair.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Racist.
Long hair does not a bimbo make.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
But
I’d say “long blonde curly bimbo hair” describes Eric Byrnes’s haircut pretty well.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
+1
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmmm....
random, but I once dyed my hair blonde.
Never, ever want to go back to that again. EVER.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Mine was strawberry blonde
until I was about five.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Mine was very, very blonde until I was about five
And now my goatee has random bits of blonde in it, it’s pretty weird.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
I used to be blonde too.
I had little streaks of blonde until i was 13.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
I was blonde...
wait, never.
Altho I do have some grey hairs?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm starting to notice
some gray hairs lately.
:-(
Stupid stress.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Eh
it’s my Irish genes. I’ve had grey hairs since sophomore year of HS.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's rough.
Was his name Steve Martin?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope :)
His name was actually Xandar (well, short for Alexandar).
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I had a blonde hair
when I was really, really little.
It lasts until I was about 4 years old, then I was redhead and it lasts until I was 7 and have been brunette ever since.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
My hair
Is a mix between blonde, red, and brown…it’s got the blonde and red streaks up top and the darker color underneath in the back. It actually looks pretty
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
When is the last time anyone saw CoJack go to right field?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
been a LONG time
Since Conor has done that
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
been a LONG time
Since Justin has done that.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Awww, dude,
Mendoza is NOT the preferred nomenclature. “Uecker line”, please.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
unless his dreads mutate into a new life form
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
nothing that cool
a slimy hair beast
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Kinda hard to type with my cat under my elbow
but I love it anyway. :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Black cat with a tiny bit of white
Just a “Mutt.” She was a stray 14 years ago. :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I love black cats
my black kitten goes to his new home this weekend
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Awwww.....
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
it's only up the road
all 3 went to close neighbours and friends
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Oh that's good
We actually cat-sat this one and her 3 siblings. We took her and our neighbor took a brother so I wasn’t too sad to give the other two back.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
the tabby boy was seen bouncing on the kids trampoline in his garden yesterday
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
6 Ks? NICE
Dare I even say….
SWEET!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Foulpole?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
He's
learning.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
all the better to see his ears with
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
They look
like those little stalky eyes on slugs or snails.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude it is so desolate in here tonight.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Didn't you hear Phil the other day?
He said he’s gonna never get married.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
It's quiet in here. Are we all eating?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
No.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Ditto
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions
No way, she is probably the most dedicated
in terms of keeping odd hours!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I am almost finished with dinner
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Team leader in OPS at the plate....
Oh yeah, he’s our ace too!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
It's a warm night...
.. Gonna take advantage of the pool not being in use. Gonna take a radio over. Be back later. GET MOAR RUNZ!
This whole team seems soooooooooo pull happy
I rarely see them go the other way. That is not a good approach. Seems like they are all swinging for the fences now.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
And que "pull happy" joke in 3....2......1......
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions
They're definitely pressing themselves to hit :(
It aint workin.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
That's what I said yesterday
About Upton. He thinks he has to swing for the fences every time now and it’s getting old.
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously.
DFA Haren.
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by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
12 twice
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions
We should
sign Loney, so he’ll quit freaking burning us.
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CY hits the cutoff man!!!! Yay for small victories!!!!!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
Really, you guys. It’s like CoJack grows “depressed” beards. And it breaks my heart and annoys me at the same time.
Cheer up Emo Kid! AND SHAVE.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Hi. :)
I’m only half back, not gonna lie. Glee is on in 20 minutes, and a girl has priorities.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Someone missed the be positive poll......
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Me neither LOL
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you feel that your vote would have made a difference in the final count?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey.
Every vote matters.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMN.
I forgot Glee is tonight.
What to do? What to do? What to do?
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
This mean....
I’ll have to wait until tomorrow.
WAH!
Ooooo… If Emily has yet watch it due to finals and stuff. We could watch it on Friday? Mmm….
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I missed it
because of work.
You guys might not want me watching Glee in that state…could get loud. :-)
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
you’ll just turn off your thingy anyway
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah.
I do that whenever you get loud and start singing thong song off-key.
;-)
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Singing the Thong Song
Not even once.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Or did it?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions
YES.
IT’S ON.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions
He was really pretty his first day back!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
AND I MISSED IT!
WOE.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
YOU TOTALLY DID
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
NO NO NO NO NO
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Then WE would be depressed.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
He can't
His hotness burns his facial hair off every day. True story.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
+1
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Trent would look weird
With facial hair. That would be like Jeff Salazar growing a beard. Jeff would look very strange
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly my point, AJ :)
Both Trent (who I am not sure even HE can grow a beard) and Sali would look too weird with facial hair…they’re both way too babyfaced
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a sucker
for guys with baby face, especially Trent’s.
::heart swooning::
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
IAWTC
He needs a shave SO much.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Conor
Looks terrible with facial hair. Some guys look great with it, some don’t. Conor looks better clean shaven
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
This.
Should we send him a note?
Dear Connor,
The women of the snakepit request that you shave. You’re prettier without the fuzz.
Love,
Us.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes!
I think we should :)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Only if you spell his name correctly ;)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Beat me to it.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Oop/
Sorry!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 11, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL NP
I know you won’t take offense! :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
We would rather you look Pretty.
It’s not like we call you that behind your back. Just um. Cause.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
+1
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Smart man
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah I show up and 3 straight doubles
so I’ll be leaving again. I’ll just sit in silence.
insert signature here
I hate
mrssoco and AJforAZ for giving the Dodgers a run.
YOU GUYS DISTRACTED DANNY!!
As did that strike called for a ball on 1-1 to Blake.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since when?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Um, yeah,
AFTER the Dodgers had scored 2 runs. Danny’s a quick worker.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey hey hey
Kishi is the one who distracts Haren. I distract CoJack. (And Trent. Oh Trent… woe.)
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
LOL!
And I distract The Littlest Ballplayer ;)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
No....
This one :)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooo good pic
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
This pic of Augie
Is one of my absolute faves ;)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
OOPS
I didn’t mean for that picture to come out that big
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Just add a note at the bottom
“Not actual size” =)
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Thanks Kishi
I’ll remember that for future pic posting ;)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Eddie Gaedel or Augie Ojeda?
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok
Wasn’t sure
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey
It’s never been proven that my adulation is distracting.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Yeah right
You’re not here to watch him and his heart is so broken he gives up two.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Pretty much
But now I’m home, so we should be good.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Wow. JupZooka always amazes me
even when it doesn’t register an assist.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta be specific here :(
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
This is a lesson
that, sadly, must be learned over and over again.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
His brows freak me out.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
and Conors don't?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 11, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm Jewish
You think uni-brow freaks me out?
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
isn't it mandatory to be in the club
like to be Orthodox you have to have a heavy accent and to be Catholic you have be good at judging people?
insert signature here
Nah we have a secret handshake
And that whole money consp—— wait. You didn’t hear that from me.
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
that actually has a historical basis in banking though
so the whole money thing isn’t surprising. :-)
insert signature here
Hey, Liz?
The Grand Master of the local Masons is on the phone. You’re uninvited from the Conspiracies Barbecue Picnic next month.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Well the NWO always has one later in the month
because of the rift between them and the Priory
insert signature here
They uninvited me for the year
When I tried to use my secret handshake to get money out of the bank. I forgot!
My sig is a silent protest against the lack of hot on our team right now. Lame, Diamondbacks. Lame.
Whoa..
is that accepted at ATMs??
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Travis Lee
Was King of the Unibrows
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Travis
Wasn’t the most well liked guy…especially toward the end of his time here…and to think, his best friend is none other than AJ HINCH of all people…
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Yeah
Since he pretty much refused to be an outfielder…he claimed first base was his and his only. That didn’t sit well, esp with Erubiel Durazo…
But yes, Trav and AJ have been friends since their days in USA baseball (which also featured Augie at the time)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Ely looks like an albino Na'vi
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
Grizelda
“No bird of prey ever lived on Auntie Grizelda….Auntie Grizelda Auntie Grizelda…”
(Monkees song)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Platupus.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 11, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Not my fault.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 11, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions
does she know the 25 man roster?
and its awesome you have a cockatiel. They’re my go to pet if my girlfriend will let me get one.
insert signature here
I figured
Since she, like me, likes The Monkees :)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Dodgers radio guys said CY was so surprised at his awesome jump from first
he stopped and then went again
insert signature here
It was a Kelly Johnson steal
Kelly Johnson stops between first and second just to give catchers a fair chance to throw him out.
They still can’t.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Unfortunately,
I think KJ might have given all his mojo to Droo and CY.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
You KNOW it's true
when even Danny Haren isn’t getting hits.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Mmmm....
brb. Samwise wants to play fetch.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
No kidding!
That was more a damn football game than a baseball one scorewise :( We just plain sucked, although I was happy Augie had a hit and got to play
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
It's just black.......
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Ohhhhhhhh meaaaaannnnnn
Watch out for that one. :P
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Belliard is swinging at ANYTHING.
WHY would you throw anything CLOSE to the plate??
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because
Dan Haren, while awesome and fantastic, is also stubborn.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
For treatment of “woe”, I recommend sunshine, a healthy diet, and a large amount of self endullgent sex.
Key to the game: Score More
"endullgent"?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions
hey everyone
Y’know, I’d like to watch even one game on TV where the D’backs win before I start interning there, and, of course, going to every game live.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:11 PM EDT reply actions
You know
we’re all feeling so sorry for you having to do that. ;-p
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Just so I don't feel cursed or like some weird, terrible omen.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
That would suck to be you :P
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
I go back to nights In June, like to see one win before that.
(Why am I nights again? I’m directing a play that’s having it’s Tucson… Hell it’s Arizona premiere, you should see it)
What play?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
"Hate Mail"
By Bill Corbett (of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Fame) and Kira Obolensky. I’m in the middle of auditioning it right now, it goes up at the end of July.
Yes
We need wins in the worst way
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
And I'd like to watch one
So that I don’t think I’m cursed or something.
p.s. terrible Joe Torre squeeze call. How… unexpected yet totally expected.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I would like to apologize to evryone for my margin infractions this evening
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, really, we do
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Charmer does....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
::shrug::
so what? Phil and I does it all the time.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
You do it after the game
That’s fine. During the game, we ask you to stop.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
While we're on the topic
I’d like to apologize to everyone for my margarine infractions this evening.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
2 strike squeeze play.
Torre’s mercy play.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1
Shocker, no more runs after an awful managerial call.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to see the DBacks get some runs.
Is that asking too much?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
We used to score a lot!
That USED to be easy to do…. :(
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Jenny!
This is a family-friendly blog!
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
+1
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions
They should have duct-taped that little girl's mouth shut
In the Brown Hand Center commercial. Put the family on there for whatever benefits they get (I’ve heard taxes?), but SHUT THEM UP.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
Plus it makes no sense
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah Nascar said something like that.
Speaking of which where is Nascar?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 11, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I was wondering about him too
Must be working
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It's only
NASCARbernet who’s said that, though, and he tends to be wrong on a lot of statements he makes..
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think
that would make a very good commercial at all.
“…just like my own family.” As the little girl sits there with her mouth duct-taped shut..
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah. Truth is never a good route in advirtising
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Or
is it?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
The truth on Depends?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The Incontinent Truth?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ACK. Pop ups.
Hey should I ask Byrnsie if he can come back??
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Argh....
KJ flies out to the deepest part of the ballpark.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackson
Totally whiffs on a cement mixer.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
I think Conor would hit better if he shaved.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
IAWTC
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Put that in the letter!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he would hit better if he was more balanced at the plate
instead of keeping ALL his weight on his back leg
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he'd hit better
If he’d stop wiggling his caboose when he bats! I gave him the nickname Wiggler because of that
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Fine.
Get all technical.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Conor would hit better
if he didn’t overswing on a ball out of the zone.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
We Want LaClutch
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
We Want LaAnythingPositiveToHappenForOurTeamInThisGame
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
How are
they going to fit that on the jersey?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't know but I'd buy one
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
Who remembers that time when our team was remarkably streaky offensively and we totally squandered our offensive hot streak by having a remarkably terrible bullpen?
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
I remember that
Wasn’t that April of 2008?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it was, Jen
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
God does not need a dam. He can walk on water
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa --
Jebus turned water into blood? That’s new to me.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
URGH!
Anywhere but dead center and that’s two runs. URRRRGH.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
We still
have only had ONE hitter in scoring position thus far, against a rookie with a 4.26 ERA, in our home park.
Oh yeah, and that guy got in scoring position on a stolen base.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
AHHH!
It’s that guy from Superbad again!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm.
I didn’t know Jack Magruder was so old.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he was first published
on clay tablets…the Ur Gazette was his first gig I think….local chariot racing scene.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on May 11, 2010 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I LOL'd.
That deserves a rec.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I like Jack, he's always been nice
when I see him around.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
He was kind enough to answer some questions for me back in the Very Early Days.
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
by Jim McLennan on May 11, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooooh, those VEDs...
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
OOH!
Magruder mentions that Byrnes, earlier today, was talking about calling up Rosa…
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Granted
We’ve been talking about calling up Rosa since we acquired Rosa.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Bastard...
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Bastardo? When did we get him?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay! We finally hit a batter!
But not the one we wanted, nor in the situation we wanted.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah...
But is he REALLY ready to be up here? There’s nothing more aggravating than when they bring someone up and he either sucks or just plain proves he isn’t ready for the majors yet. Why do they insist on rushing players?
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Rosa has pitched in the majors before
And was pretty decent, as I recall.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Sub-4 ERA.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh...
My bad…I had no idea
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Rosa
Has been successful in his cups of coffee in the majors.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Reply tab!
Plz.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I've been using the Reply
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyway,
I think the key is that most of our bullpen has already proven themselves not ready for the majors.
Even guys like Howry, who’ve been in the majors for years.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
only one word should be used with our bullpen and the word major
and that word is “disappointment”
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
DAMN IT :(
Stupid Ethier! Quit killing us!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Ugh
Just get out of the inning please, Danny………
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Good grief :(
WTF is wrong with this team? We are like the Bad News Bears lately :(
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Agreed!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Such a great movie
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I love Bad News Bears :)
Great movie, yes! Nothing beats Tatum O’Neal playin’ with the boys and showing them that a girl CAN pitch :)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Lollygaggers is actually from Bull Durham
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
I know...
Love that movie…ahhhhhh Kevin Costner…gotta love Crash Davis ;)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
at this point I can think of something
that I might do with candlesticks and a couple of D’Backs players
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
What would that be...
Light their farts on fire? Burn the hair off their heads? Human sacrifice them for a bucket of KFC? (Pedro Cerrano reference there on the last one)
By the way, speaking of lighting farts on fire…did you guys hear what happened to Jeff Baker of the Cubs? I am not sure of all the exact details but Baker boy ended up injured via lighting his farts on fire
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Or walk a guy.
Goodness this has been a bad stretch.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
Baaad bad bad
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I was just telling
Phil over AIM about Samwise (for those who don’t know, Samwise is my dog.)
Sammy and I are watching the game. The minute Manny walks up to the plate, Sammy barked at the TV.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Really? HAH. That's funny.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL Go Samwise!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Racist dog..
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You're racist too!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Hardly
I hate all people equally, regardless of race, color, or creed.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
RACIST!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay
He gets it!
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Sammy is a smart dog.
You will LOVE him.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Even my Mom does.
She’s not a fan of small dogs but when she met Sammy and heard what happened to him. She fell in love with him.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Even Bekah does
and she’s never even met him.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....really?
What have you been telling her? :-)
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Just about
all his shenanigans. Basically what I did to you with Frodo. So now SHE wants a puppy, so Imma hafta find her another stray.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If she wants a dog....
it’d be best if she adopt one from the Humane Society. Those dogs need home. :-(
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
No
I was jk. She hates me for telling her Sammy and Frodo stories because it makes her jealous.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehehe....
By the way…
Sammy tackled another gecko this morning.
We’re losing more money on car insurance. :-(
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
+1
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Woohoooooo Briannnnnnnn
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Heilman w/ inherited runners.
Always a risky decision.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:42 PM EDT reply actions
Except
when it works.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes
Better than Gutierrez
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Way to get out of the inning
Thank you Aaron!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
So when are we going to start
Using Heilman to BEGIN the 8th in games we’re up? The guy’s been decent aside from inherited runners (walked in a run in Chicago), and we could use decent.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
Well
First, we’d have to begin the 8th inning with a lead…
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
-1 :(
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope
It’s me. I never hated Heilman. Just never want him to pitch in the first inning…
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
But dude!
His talents are being wasted on not starts!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
LoveMyDbacks
has vacated his tent, so there’s at least one spot open.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
katers
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
(don't worry, she'll make the sammiches.
I just need to work on her a bit.)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
MMMMMMMMMM samiches!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Pbbbbt
Dallas doesn’t get to eat anything I make until he’s nice to me again.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Lookin' good tonight Jen....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Ehhhh
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, that's a good call.
Jenny, make Dallas a sammich.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, you will.
You always refuse at first, then you always do as I say.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Always, pretty much?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Like when you ordered the D'Back thing for your dog.... oh wait.....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
You can do better than that.
I need examples.
If you don’t want to share on here, you can always IM me. :-P
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Well
the catch is that I don’t ever really ask you to do anything.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's odd
considering Ely isn’t fat.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Way to go Reynolds...
That’s a start…let’s get the offense going now!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Hey!
Mark with a leadoff single!
Now it would be nice to actually get our first XBH in this game..
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rally caps, anyone?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Um.. well my cap is waaay over there *points*
I can have a rally…… um……. socks?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Rally underwear for me.... (Can you close your eyes for a sec?)
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh... tmi
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Het it's workin!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
*hey
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't TELL us about it.
Dude. Just… dude.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay, true story.
When my kids were little, my brother lived with us. We used to get WGN and watch that team they have. One day, my brother grabbed some undies off the pile of clean laundry, and told my kids that that was a rally cap. So to this day we will often laugh about rally underwear/caps.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh dear..
that’s funny, though!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Once again
Jenny refuses to show ANY dedication for her supposed team.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Ouch.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
HEY
I have NOT turned over to the thrilling 13-inning game on another channel.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
See,
I wasn’t even aware that there were any other games going on.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
This nice little thing called the internet
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Above, for me
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Got my rally cap!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
ARGH...
screw you, Torre.
How much you wanna bet he’s just sending out Honeycutt to buy time for the bullpen? Ely will be gone in another couple batters.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaand
exactly as I said.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeff Weaver
I dunno why, but I’ve never liked him, and now I’m laughing that he’s gone from future ace to middling reliever.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like CY
I want him to do good.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions
Runs!
There’s a start. I like it.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
I guess
Dallas’ underwear rally works?
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Let the record show.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I really hope
the record doesn’t show your underwear.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Jen however would love it.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
No, I really wouldn't, that's fine
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Babe!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
What!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Killin my self esteme right now...
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Sorry ;)
Somehow I think you like the attention no matter what…….
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
DOOD RIGHT MARGIN DONT MAKE ME BAND YOU LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
SWEET
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Better than thinking about him without, really.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
DUDE!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Doesn't mean
you can’t think about some random internet guy’s underwear.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Wow
Snyder missed a FAT slider.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
what?
Bo Porter didn’t hold Mark @ 3rd?
sorry… just needed to vent that out of the system
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
+1
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright, we got a run.
Our offense has done its job. Watch the bats go back to sleep..
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow.
What an ugly AB by Chris Snyder…
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:57 PM EDT reply actions
Rusty!!!
I like this. I like Rusty.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
O rly?
You kept talking crap about him at that ST game we went to..
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
... or not
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Snydes drops to
3-27 in May.
Them’s Eric Byrnes in April numbers.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
A homerun
would be nice here.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Ugh
0-2 quickly. C’mon Rusty…
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:58 PM EDT reply actions
WOW
A mile outside.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
Rusty
Tried to call for time. Woopsies.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 11, 2010 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
He did?
Is that what happened?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Because
time wasn’t granted?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, yeah.
He went into panic mode.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly!
Come on!!!!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Welp
Thanks for giving KJ a lefty, Torre. Y’know, since he’s hit them better over his career…
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:00 AM EDT reply actions
Another moronic move.
Another manager says “screw the numbers, Imma go by the book and get a LOOGY for KJ”.
Ol Pete kept arguing about that in the Brewers series, but I don’t care whether it works or not. It’s just plain STUPID.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He has never got a hit off Sherrill.
That might have something to do with it
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
WRONG
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't at the time I said it!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Esp.
Sherrill, with his 7.94 ERA.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude
quit pullin’ an April
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Hey now!
I’ve been doing what you guys have told me to, using the REPLY and still my posts end up in B.F. Egypt…NOT my fault!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL
We believe you, sort of. ;) I know you use Chrome but, really, try Firefox for a while.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I have no problems with Chrome. What OS are you running April.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Using Windows Vista here
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I use Chrome
on Vista, and it hasn’t had any problems.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 13, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I did use Firefox
And it did the same thing
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Flo
Dislike.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
Does not want.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
She
saves me money?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
ByTheBookFAIL.
KJ > By The Book
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
Kelly Johnson wrote the book
And doesn’t let anyone else read the real version.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
KJ
BURNS books.
But only the bad ones, like that one and Twilight.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
+So Much
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
KELLY!!!!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
KJ Laser vision PEW PEW!!!!
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
**Cue Adapted Cargo Lazor Picture
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
That was laser breath. Not vision.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
No
that was lazor digestion.
And hilarious.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
Joe Torre,
you are a freaking idiot. You are old and dumb and your brain has turned to oatmeal.
But thanks for playing anyway.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do I need to bring my code out again for this?
Yes, yes I do.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
Aaaaaaaaaaand cue C++:
// +10^n Producer.cpp
// Author: Daniel Strittmatter
// Date: May 6, 2010
#include “stdafx.h”
#include “iostream”
#include “cmath”
using namespace std;
int _tmain(int argc, _TCHAR* argv[])
{
int numberPosters;
cout << "Input number of posters: ";
cin >> numberPosters;
cout << endl;
for (int x = 0; x <= numberPosters; x++)
{
double y;
y = pow(10.0, x);
cout << “+” << y << endl;
}
int intPause;
cout << "Input integer to exit +10^n production screen: ";
cin >> intPause;
return 0;
}
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Doesn't bother me
’Skins already did it. :-P
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
FLAGGED
because Justin didn’t have the guts to do it.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Reason: “No no no this isn’t right at all!!”
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I always do!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
Turn this code green!!!!!!!
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd!
Two recs now.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder
If I can break the record for “most green-turned posts of almost identical substance” with this code.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I wonder
if you can break the record for “most green-turned posts while also being flagged”?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Can someone explain this to me?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
It's C++ code
Basically, if you were to run it in like Visual Studio, it would print on the screen as follows:
+1
+10
+100
+1000
+10000
Until the number of posters has been reached. It does all the work for people who are lazy. :-)
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Much thanks
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
He was dumb 10 years ago.
Pulling the INF in with a pitcher that (when he does give up hits) they are to the shallow OF?
Nice strikeout!
He was
also dumb that one time when he called a suicide squeeze with 2 strikes.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Ramon Ortiz???
I say CoJack smacks one off of him.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
Rally underwear strikes again!!!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
+1
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
AGAIN?
You’ve used it before?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I hope so
Rally underwear sounds AWESOME!
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
You remember.... oh riiiiight. Nope. Never
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Darnit CoJack!
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
Well, crap.. but at least they made it a 1-run game!!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Now who....
If it’s Boyer, I’m putting a bullet in my brain.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
Don't say that
Because then I think of her next line: “Things are going to get much, much worse.”
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Well, at least we know who to blame
’Skins.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Can't blame Dallas
He had the rally underwear. That’s the only reason we got any runs.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Any rally item
upon which you might shit all over is NOT a good rally item.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget opposing batters.
Will someone plunk Todd Walsh?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with a bullet....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
In the ass.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
I’d love to!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously. Hit the mascot.
And by the mascot, I mean that fat annoying guy on TV.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Guti
Needs a clean inning.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:10 AM EDT reply actions
And instead
he gives up a 3 run home run.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Jamey Carroll
looks like a dinosaur.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Not even that badass, though.
That’s like the Ryan Braun bugeyed dinosaur. Jamey Carroll is like some stupid little tiny dinosaur that’s totally worthless and nobody thinks is cool.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Like that little Goop sprayer from the first Jurassic park.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
but that one ate Dennis Nedry, which was awesome.
I’m talking about some stupid little lame dinosaur whose scene in the movie was cut because he’s so dumb.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
So Jeff Goldblum?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
You anti-Semite!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
But my mom is Jewish.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Aruuuggh.
I hate it when my students sent me papers and I can’t open the file because it’s in docx.
/end ranting and go to google doc.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I usually
use sdw?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Oooo...
I’ve heard of it but never use it.
Is it any good?
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Jamey Carroll got a hit?
At least get Garret Anderson….
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Or fail to.
Good lord Gutierrez.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
Rusty
still shaking his head in the dugout.
Why doesn’t Rusty get more starts? Nobody is hitting well these days except Droo and CY. (And they’re batting 6th and 7th)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ManagingFAIL.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Tomorrow's lineup
1. Kelly Johnson
2. Chris Young
3. Dan Haren
4. Stephen Drew
5. Rusty Ryal
6. Tony Abreu
7. Mark Reynolds
9. Kelly Johnson (With mustache disguise)
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
I like that one
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Bobby Valentine
approves.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Clay Zavada
Approves
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I still predict...
AJ won’t be here all season…
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Yeah, but
you just don’t like him because he doesn’t play Augie.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
No...
That is not the only reason. He doesn’t have the fire in him to get these guys whipped into shape. He’s too ho-hum BORING…
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
What so are you saying he needs to be R. Lee Ermey?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
No...
But he could be more like Bobby Valentine…or even Lou Piniella…show some emotion first of all. Aj is just Josh Byrnes’s whipping boy…
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Personally
I would not want a manager to emulate Lou Piniella.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
I dunno.
The Cubs have won soooo many championships since Lou’s been in Chicago. And Lou WAS the manager who brought the Rays to the WS.
Wait, crap.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
No not totally emulate Lou
But at least get pissed off, get in the ump’s face when necessary, show some emotion, not stand there in the dugout all stoic. AJ has GOT to show some emotion and show this team that he’s not going to put up with their constant crappiness every single game…I believe if Gibby was manager of this team he’d be all over these guys like white on rice!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think that means what you think it means.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
+a billion
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Odd.
Ump calls time while Gutierrez is coming out of the stretch, but not for Rusty?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*&^@%^#^%$#&^%$#
Shooooooooooooooooooooot.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
+1000000000000
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
fk the gilbert police...
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
Imma take a poll.
Q: Should I just turn off this ****ing game right now?
A: 1. Yes
2. Yes, definitely
3. Yes
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D
No Shit Yes
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
E. Go ahead..... and miss the comeback
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
and come over here
to play with Samwise. :-D
He will cheer you up.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Did you see him he took like five minutes to start moving around the base paths.
What a !#E@#%^#@ Dick.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Checking to see
If it would go foul, I think.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
True. didn't think about that.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Again I repeat
How much longer do we continue to put the ball in Guiterrez hands? I mentioned this earlier, and someone told me it was a knee jerk reaction, and that he is our best pitcher..
How many more screw ups until he changes your opinion? This is ridiculous.
I think
That we’d like to believe he can be the same guy who had a 3.00 FIP last year and was one of our best guys. But something is desperately wrong here.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah this is just weird.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
They're going to claim he has some previously unknown injury
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Can we DFA him NOW please?
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Are you kidding me?...
Seriously, what’s up with Juan Gutierrez? …. His HR/FB last year was low, but not this low.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
At least it was an equal opportunity fail
He gave up a hit, a walk, and a home run
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
-1
But so true.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Kelly Johnson
Looks pissed.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
I'd be pissed too
Team gets withing one run only to have the bullpen put the game pretty much out of reach. I mean come on! I’m seething about it.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I'm thinkin
eventually, when we have an off-day, Snydes and Reynolds are just gonna kick the ass of every reliever on the team.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Don't we have a lot of hunters on this team?
I think they might just play the Most Dangerous Game.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
I think...
There will be a LONG line of people waiting to kick the asses of the bullpen…not just Snydes and Reynolds
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh
it’s Russian Roulette with this bullpen. Aaron will probably suck a fat one the next time out.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
more like russian roulette in reverse
five full chambers and one empty one
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Well, wait a second --
that doesn’t seem very safe at all!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Also
did I mention it’s only a 5 shot revolver?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
just like we've said
just like leads with our bullpen ;-)
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
I bet big bucks
Gutierrez is down in AAA tomorrow.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Or placed on the DL
with a made-up injury.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
This
So he can get a rehab assignment. No options left.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Ahhh
then definitely the injury route.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Can't.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
If this isn't enough...
To make Josh Byrnes and AJ want to DFA Gutierrez, then what will it take? He sucks!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
If we know he's not some garbage guy
that’s performed well in the past, why not just send him down to Reno…?
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
No options.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Who's better in the bullpen?
Most everyone out there sucks, and getting rid of all of them doesn’t really work.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
I vote for getting rid of all of them
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Seconded
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
All in favor?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Aye!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
It's still valid
The second is just like voting to let the motion be voted on, not an actual vote for the motion.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
But does the seconder get to vote?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Thank YOU
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh.... okay
in that case, I rescind my rescinscion?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
I still vote Aye
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
I did that this very evening at a meeting. (But I didn’t wear a mustache.)
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
call of order
dallas d’back voted twice
by brian custer on May 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Good point
Dallas’s vote rescinded. It is still 100000-1.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
You never support me in anything....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I support you in........
…….. some things. :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I can feel your pain.
:-( I really do.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Imma ignore this comment
and just go do what I want
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Fine with me!
I’ll just go and find someone new.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Why do you need support?
Doesn’t your rally underwear provide that?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I had a mustache disguise on the second time
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel bad for Hinch. How are you supposed
to tell your team you are never out of it and expect them to believe it when they look out at our bullpen?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
Honestly
What can Hinch do? He’s got to use his bullpen at some point in every game, and it’s always so frightening.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
at this rate
he might as well put Mel S. out there to see if he has anything left…..
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
I would rather see Candiotti. Knuckleballers can always play
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
well Mel
already has his uniform on ;-) But I hear ya…..
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Who knew?...
Gutierrez had a .208 BABIP going into this game. Wow.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
Well, but remember
that HRs aren’t counted in BABIP.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Of course
But he had only allowed 3 HRs going into this game. So he had favorable BABIP and was still being crappy.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
"only"?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
I feel bad for the team itself
Seems no matter what they do, nothing is working :(
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
How long until they let the position players pitch?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
They didn't even pitch in that 17-2 game :(
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
We should trade for Felipe Lopez.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
He's on the DL.
Injured himself while pitching.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Another ten runs or so.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Even the ump just wants the game to end!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:28 AM EDT reply actions
GIT OUT!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Droo boots it.
There’s a run.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
gamecast has it scored
as a hit, but hell I didn’t see it, the TV is off so I don’t break it
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
It was borderline
but I’d agree with scoring it a hit rather than an error.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brutality.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
No
that’s the StangFAIL macro.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
All right.
We’re getting dangerously close to “we should have a couple minute window where swearing is allowed” territory here.
Officially,
only Jim has the constitutional authority for that.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I think a 3 run homerun right now
Ought to call for it.
by ZonaBacks10 on May 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, I was thinking the same thing
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Unfortunately, Jim isn't here.
Not that he could be faulted for sitting in the corner, arms holding his knees to his chin, rocking back and forth slowly and muttering to himself.
I'll find him :)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
We could
txt him?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Will trade autographed hat for Winz
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Will sell gf for Winz
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't
have any idea how to respond to that.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo gurl is madz.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
YEAH!
and I just imed him this over the aim.
whereiskaters (9:34:39 PM): YOU CAN’T SELL ME!!!!
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Meh.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
What?
Don’t you wanna see the Dbacks win?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I do!
But I’m not for sale!!!
You’re not my pimp.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Not at all.
Pimps sell temporarily. Owners sell fr srsly. I’mma sell you fo good, and the Dbacks gon’ win.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT
……
I thought you love me? :-(
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
If he's going to sell you off
I’ll talk to mrskishi and see what we kind of offer we can put together. At least we’ll get you into a good home.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
I see i didnt miss too much
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
Just a week ago
I was happy. Now? ::sigh::
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
This is tiresome.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
To say the least!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
waits for the inevitable
ramirez, Loney double steal ;-)
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
We already lead the majors in walks with the bases loaded so no need pad that stat...
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh but they
love to pad that stat!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
If you're going to lose miserably,
could you at least make it go more quickly? I’ve got pages to lay out here.
Too distract you from this fun I present you a new and insane beer
Tactical Nuclear Penguin. The strongest beer in the world.
Wouldnt mind trying it just once.
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
Wait a minute
Is this game a repeat?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
just trying to keep it fun
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
Ooops, try this
tactical nuclear penguin
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
dangit
http://www.brewdog.com/blog-article.php?id=214
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
i wish, not even sure if you can get it in the US
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
Dude
you could still smuggle it across the border.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
I've had enough
I’m going to Skype with my girlfriend.
By the by, Boyer is up in the ‘pen, so it’s only going down from here.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
I want to
skype with my boyfriend.
:-P
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Your boyfriend's
too busy playing here to pay attention to anything else. :P
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, yeah.
I know.
I did know was getting into when it comes to dating him, after all.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Yes, you did know this
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Why?
It’s not like you can hear it.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
>.<
Umm….
Did you ever bother to crack open your Sign Language book I gave you?
Umm…yeah. Now is good time to practice as any.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Nah
just to be able to say I cracked it open.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or
does it?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
More than watching this game
That’s for sure.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Not officially yet
but I am officially asking about it.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I suggest that if the Dodgers score another run,
everybody gets one swear post.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Another AFTER that bases-loaded walk?
That’s a good compromise until we can track down Jim….
It would have to be one swear WORD though. Not one post filled with a zillion swear words. ;)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
If you say "fart" for your swear word,
Imma ban you.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know that many.....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Posted that just as the walk was walked in.
And yes, only one word. Not a string of them.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
Insanity.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, hey!
At least we didn’t pitch to him with the bases loaded. Throwing strikes is WAY more dangerous than walking in runs.
Aaaand two more runs
If I can have the support of ALL THE ADMINS HERE (Azreous and skins and IHSB and soco or whomever) I would allow the approval of one swear word. So it’s not just me making this decision. (I IMd Jim already…. he’s hiding.)
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
If its any consolation your an admin in my heart.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
BINGO!
I got D’backs BINGO
B – bases loaded Walk
I – inability to advance runners with nobody out
N – No bullpen performance
G – Giving up hope of comeback
O – Overpaid middle relievers…..
what’s my prize?
and don’t tell me it’s a coverall game
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
you mean a return of the curse of 2009
and the DREADED 8th inning meltdown?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Fuck This Shit
F-bombs away, folks, until the end of the game.
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
by Jim McLennan on May 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 6 recs
That's not an f-bomb
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Hahaha
THERE he is.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
That
Was damn hysterical.
FTW and hardcore rec’d.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh Man
Damnit, I missed the F Bomb party, FK. :)
by LoveMyDbacks on May 12, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Dear Howry, Boyer, Gut et al.
You are all TWAT WOOKIES!
by Clefo on May 12, 2010 12:39 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
...
what? lol
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I laughed
but I was also confused.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions
So...
who votes that we let Anderson knock one out here for the fuck of it? Anyone? 14-3 sure sounds damn awesome.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Nope
Send in the guy with the worst ERA, have him fire a pitch at the batter’s head.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Bench clearing brawl
It’d make me feel better.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
I'm on board with this.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
F Boyer!
F Our F-ing Bullpen….F the lack of offense on this team….F our crappy management!!!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
I really can't blame management for this...
This is unprecedented. Nobody saw this coming.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
April...
you’re allowed to uncensor yourself now?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Oy Fucking Vey!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, in that case...
A fucking SEVEN-RUN INNING after you just scrapped to make it a one-run game? Really? Fuck you, bullpen.
And no,
I don’t care if I’m jinxing it and they score more runs. Hell, score a bunch more if it’ll get something changed.
nah we'll go down like
a sackfull of mewling kittens, that dinger probably just sucked any spark of life out of the club and the bases loaded walk simply incinerated any hops that could have been restored from the ashes ;-)
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
what are these outs you speak of?
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
are these outs good things?
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
I Can't Believe They're Not Runs!
?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Well, this is a complicated game
Sometimes they are, sometimes they’re not.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
my brain hurts
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
This is FUCKING ridiculous how long until someone says WHAT THE FUCK and actually does something.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
To quote Booger in "Risky Business"...
“Sometimes you just got to say WHAT THE FUCK!”
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
I'd have love to see more runs
ONLY to see a position player pitch again.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
+1
Me too…and of course I know who I’d love to see pitch :)
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
DUDE FUCK YOU
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
NAW DUDE
TEH FUCK YOU WAS FOR TEH HAHAHA
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
I think we forgot to fear the 8th inning.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Except this time the eighth was the eighth.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
The 9th inning
is the new black.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
This could be my relatively-low baseball knowledge
Because I’m not a master at farm systems and all, but what are the odds that we make some sort of trade here to get someone that can get an out? Y’know, at least get it below “FUCKING EMBARRASSING” level, maybe around “LOLPATHETIC”?
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
We did.
We traded for Carlos Fucking Rosa.
…and he’s still in Reno.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
OT
YES! I’m so so so so so excited!!! I’ll have a lunch date with one of my besties tomorrow and we’re getting some Nico’s.
Yummy!
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Hooray for fuckin' Nico's!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
Jim. Can you compile the stats of all our position players from 1998 when they pitched
and compare it to our bullpen stats from this year?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:44 AM EDT reply actions
A wild stab in the dark
Better?
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
by Jim McLennan on May 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
That's what I'm thinkin....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually
A hell of a lot better. Five appearances, five innings, one run – the homer off Mark.
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
by Jim McLennan on May 12, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Oheylook
Maybe Rockkstarr’s onto something, Augie had a perfect inning.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
That's my boy alright ;)
Hell I’d love to see him pitch again. After all, he did it a lot during his time with the I-Cubs and he wasn’t too shabby either
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
So why don't we just carry 5 starters and 11 guys on the bench?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
This game sucks, have a pic of Edward Cullen being stalked by a raptor
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
by luckycc on May 12, 2010 12:45 AM EDT reply actions 5 recs
That is awesome Rec'd.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Another rec
Definite rec.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 12, 2010 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
SOOOO FUCKIN' REC'D
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Put it on twitter
images aren’t showing up :-(
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Good news guys, pool seats are available.
You know, just in case you want to pay even more money to watch this fucking team.
awfully expensive tickets
to spend ignoring the team and play in the water
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
What the fuck
is that in the 4th frame?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at this point
Torre could put the old guys we have fielding grounds down 1st and 3rd at 2nd and short and it wouldn’t make much of a difference
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Only K-strass or the SchockMaster can save us.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Fuck K-Strass
guy’s fuckin’ awesome
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
OMG This team has COMPLETELY given up
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
well in their defense
It took 7 blown saves, and a complete bullpen implosion to do it, but they just kept after it until the job was done!
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
How long until JB get off his fucking ass and does something to try and remdedy this.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
I still want Juan Cruz back
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Yay!!
Easy grounder clunked by Boyer!!
I’m officially gonna play Yakety Sax during this inning.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And
say “fuck”.
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Quick guys
Guess how many runs we’re about to give up. Winner gets to erase this game from their mind.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
78
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
It is my deep love for this team that breeds my deep discontent
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:49 AM EDT reply actions
+1
Mine too
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
Is it wrong for me to want this team to be blown up already in only the second week of May?
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
It's so frustrating
The hitting has been much better up until late, the defense definitely has been better and then the bullpen happened.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
DUDE! YOU GONNA MAKE ME CRY :(
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
I had
a fuckin’ pet bunny when I was little?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So did I
And my brother let him loose by accident in our back yard one day and our dog killed him :(
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Mine died
of cold, I think, maybe?
We just went out one day and he was dead. :-(
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Oh --
I should probably add that it was winter, and this was when we lived in MA.
Letting our bullpen pitch is like playing Russian Roulette...
...with an automatic.
Guys
This game is just depressing. Here’s what I recommend we do:
- Turn off your TV.
- Say a short prayer for poor Jim, who has to recap this crap.
- Take thirty seconds to banish the Diamondbacks from your mind.
- View this gif and hope it cheers you up.
- Get on with your life, and don’t think about the team again until tomorrow morning.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Not even the Nostalgia Critic can save us from this Horse Shit.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
I fear for Zephon's
fan post about being optimistic…..at this rate, we may spill over the GDT nd start looting and pillaging the site.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
What the fuck, Martin?
You’re running with an 8 run lead??
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is bush league
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
that's the kind of shit
that gets players coming in with spikes up at home
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
And deservidly so
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I apologize, I was wrong about the strongest beer
Sink the Bismark takes the cake at 41%
http://www.brewdog.com/sink_the_bismark.php
The guys at brewdog are insane. It might help that they’re Scots
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
All right guys.
I’m gonna smile, and this is all going to go away.
Just gonna smile, and…
OH GOD I’M A TERRIBLE FUCKING ACTOR BOO HOO HOO
by Azreous on May 12, 2010 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
the best?
really?
Please telling me you’re being sarcastic.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
....
Please tell me YOU’RE being sarcastic…
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh...
who, as far as I know, hasn’t done anything since ST?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have never EVER seen Dawson's Creek.
I vaguely recall it, from when I was in Middle School, but never seen it.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah
This is the only good thing ever associated with it.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
But
It gave the world Joshua Jackson. And for that, I will always be grateful.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Fringe FTW.
Walter Bishop is made of WIN.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
He is currently in a show called "Mercy"
on NBC. Don’t like his character, but he portrays him well.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Actually, now that I think about it,
he was in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's high time
That someone else other than Reynolds steps up and bitches the whole f-ing team out in the locker room after this game. I know there’s more pissed off players than Reynolds…they just need to stop being so chickenshit and speak their minds!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
Agreed
I really hope someone just absolutely rips into the team, straight up and makes it all over SC.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
No dude, they kick out the media
but if the media were smart, they’d tape a mic to the door.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I nominate CY.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
I vote we trade for Rauch
just so he can kick the shit out of everyone.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
I nominate Augie
Maybe they will fear he is a mad leprechaun….
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
I would love it
If Augie let loose and ripped his teammates a new one!
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I have never wanted to drunk before but now I do.
I hope your happy JB.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Get drunk
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Friday!
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I thought we weren't doing tequila?
It means little drinks. Not looooooots of drinks. It’s stinking graduation so I can’t call out.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
Emily said to bring it on Friday
in other thread.
(I know she was kidding because Phil has a little left and I want to steal it from him).
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I might end up working
Saturday afternoon. I actually have a key now, so there’s a possibility I’ll take a few hours for a coworker (so she doesn’t have to work open-close 4 days in a row.)
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Okie dokie...
I’ll give you guys ride to work if you need it.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I would
But I have to finish my finals this evening. Ugh.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
I'll save it up for my birthday
Assuming I can get someone else to drive.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
The funny part about alladis
Is that I’m actually here making endless tea and sipping it madly, ‘cause I’m obviously fitting the stereotype of the young guy.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
I may seriously go into my fridge and take on of my moms Kiltlifter.
Fuck the consequences.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck yeah dude
altho it probably won’t have any effect on you.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would...
but I’m saving for Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I think
that’s been the content of the majority of my posts tonight.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Aaaand the team just doesn't care anymore.
Usually Justin gets that before it hits the wall.
::Yakety Sax::
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuckin' Joe Torre looks all pissed off an' frowny an' crap
Thinkin’ “Fuck this team’s bullpen, man, makin’ our batters run an’ shit”
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Torre creeps me out
I’m pretty sure his face is carved from wax and one day he’s going to stand too close to an open flame and his face will just drip off.
Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
by luckycc on May 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Have you ever seen that guy smile?
Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Yeah, in those commercials after he became manager of the Dodgers.
So weird.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Almost spat tea thinking of it.
Sounds like I need to go and Photoshop summadis shit.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
See if
you can turn his frown upside down?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What, on the first or second pitch??
That is not a good effort, that’s “Let’s get the hell away from this game”
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Augie
Is probably just as pissed off and humiliated as anyone else
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
by Rockkstarr12 on May 12, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
But it's still giving up
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
..yeah, that's pretty much
the opposite of “nice try”.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On the littlest first pitch!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
this is the time in the game
where it feels like Dean Wormer has just dropped the big one and we’ve all ben kicked off campus
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
But
no awesome shenanigans to end this game, unfortunately. :-(
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
instead
we’ve all been signed up and are being drafted into the Mobile Infantry…..
Rico’s Roughnecks!
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Whoa... dude..
quit mixing references!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
later guys, off to Suns blog to speak of happier things
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
Okay, bets for tomorrow
Gutierrez to DL
Boyer to AAA
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
Chris Snyder's Fists
To every reliever’s face.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Dude, don't make fun.
My uncle was a iner.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My achin' heart
can’t take any more of this.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I KNOW RIGHT
SUCH A SHOCK.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I am off to bed now...
Goodnight everyone…
"His name is Coffey & he runs in like he's had one too many cups!"--Jeff Munn
don't forget to cash those paychecks fellas
thanks for the quality entertainment!
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Uh oh. Game over.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey!
It was until the end of the game!
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
A couple more games like this,
and my summer is going to open up dramatically.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Well
Maybe you could start following the Mari- Oh, never mind.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Yeah. No.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions
hey
where’d you put that angry dome?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 12, 2010 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Do not interview Opposing Fucking players. Fucking dammit.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
I bet he copies it from the AP
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
No man should have to endure this and write about it too.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh and Dan Haren is the ace my ass.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
The past week, absolutely
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions
The dude has been consistent.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
I wouldn't blame Haren for this
More Gut, Stange, and Boyer, who gave up 9 fucking runs in 2 innings.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
after that debacle
I think the only thing that will remove that aftertaste is some anime, time to go watch to ookiku furikebutte season 2
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
well I had to pick up something
after Cross Game ended
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
It's solid stuff is you haven't seen it.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
yeah I follow along
on www.goodanime.com… pretty sure they have episode 6 subbed now ;-)
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Yeah i like ookiku furikabutte better though.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
same here
but major is like a habit now, seen all five seasons, just can’t give it up. The story lines have their moments at least, loves season one of OF
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Only LOST, which I'm watching via DVR
except this is the dumbest episode ever.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Hot dam
worst bull-pen in dbacks history?
by SeanMillerSavior on May 12, 2010 1:10 AM EDT reply actions
See above
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 12, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
DUDE!!!
I am sooo jealous. If you only knew how many times I typed that out over the years , sat there wishing I could hit post………. damn finals
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 12, 2010 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions
Fuck the Dodgers!
man, that felt good
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 12, 2010 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions
72 F-bombs
in this thread now, all dropped since 9:38 PM when Jim fired the first salvo and approved the operation.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Dodgers!
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 12, 2010 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
they're ambitious
I think they have the potential to be the worst EVAHHHHHHH in MLB history!
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
I'm pretty sure
it’s tough to top the Cleveland Spyders in ANY badness category.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
which would only help confirm my point.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah but witness their tenacity
It wasn’t enough to JUST give up the three run dinger, they had to top that cherry off with a Bases loaded walk too, plus some gratuitous extra base hits just to show us what they’re truly capable of.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Meh...
the Cleveland Spyders could do that on an off-day.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok we people this is what we need to do.
We need to open the windows lean out and yell " Were mad as hell and we are not gonna take it anymore".
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
I want you to get mad
I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot – I don’t want you to write to Josh Byrnes because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the bullpen and the inflated WHIP and the Dodgers and the crime in the dugout. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad.
You’ve got to say, ’I’m a FAN, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!’ So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell,
’I’M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!’
by Clefo on May 12, 2010 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
Also rec'd.
Well done. Well done indeed.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
rec'd
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 12, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions
Daron is my hero the dude can stay upbeat through anything.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 12, 2010 1:15 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
sure, he gets paid regardless
if the team sucks ass or is kicking ass
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
You really really don't want to know
It was bad enough for a free-fire zone.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on May 12, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
You're better off not knowing the details.
The DBacks lost. ’Nuff Said.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 12, 2010 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions
Things went bad
Jim declared the ’Pit to be at Effcon 1.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Operation Fucklight
B-52s droppin’ F-bombs errywhere.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So who was eliminated on Dancing with the Stars?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
something something Someone Someone fuck.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what kind of sick show is this
where second rate celebrities get golden showers on prime time?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Ok dropped in
to say Lost was OMGASDLKJFGASDLKFJDSALKFJDASKLFJALKW#ESAWESOME
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Fuck Lost
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 12, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
tonights game? Not even pepto bismol can save you
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 12, 2010 2:44 AM EDT reply actions
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