Gameday Thread, #24: 5/1 vs. Cubs
by Jim McLennan on May 1, 2010 12:45 PM EDT
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An even earlier start today I'm getting fed up of day games. Line-up after the jump, and that'll be about it.
- Kelly Johnson 2B
- Justin Upton RF
- Stephen Drew SS
- Mark Reynolds 3B
- Adam LaRoche 1B
- Chris Young CF
- Gerardo Parra LF
- Chris Snyder C
- Dan Haren RHP
Couple of amusing factoids. Seven of our nine starters today have an OPS+ greater than 100. And guess which one is second-best, after Kelly Johnson?
Dan Haren, OPS+ of 155.
Carlos Silva sucks. Let's kick his ass!
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Geez
I can’t wait until we get back to regular start times…
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Don't you mean
“Or can you?”
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 1, 2010 12:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't you mean
Assume?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 1, 2010 1:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Don't you mean
!
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 1, 2010 1:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Oh man how many times are they gonna show Webby's fishing tournament.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Every time I see that
I think, “Well, his shoulder looks fine reeling in that marlin…” :-(
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
by Jim McLennan on May 1, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions
burn
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
by NASCARbernet on May 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You'd think I'd like day games
but I wake up at 3.00am anyway
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Day gamz
I don’t mind it on a Saturday so much, but during the week, they’re really rather irritating. I understand that Wrigley has all sorts of tradition, et cetera, but I’d rather see those homeless people in the outfield bleachers out looking for gainful employment instead of drinking themselves silly.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
by NASCARbernet on May 1, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
and of those who are employed
how many are siphoning off employer resources to attend the games and drink themselves silly?
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Ouch, sorry, didn't mean to touch that sore nerve there.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
I'm just
saying that your characterization is a little off base. The people in the bleachers are probably all annoying yuppies that are either on vacation or take off a day from work.
Life is not a flower.
See my note below
I relish the opportunity to smack Chicagoans around a bit, metaphorically speaking. Its fun! You should try it.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
I have
Cubs fans just as much as the next guy, I just like to sharpen my quips with exactness.
Life is not a flower.
Alright fine,
when you find out the exact number of people in the weekday stands who are employed, then please correct me. In the meantime, I’m sticking by my estimates, thank you very much.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
If they were actually unemployed
I’m not sure they could afford to get drunk on stadium prices.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 1, 2010 1:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
That's a good point
maybe their stealing the alcohol?
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
They're
If you’re going to cast aspersions, at least do it with proper grammar.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 1, 2010 1:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
No, this baseball
not a junior college freshman composition course.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Hardly an excuse
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 1, 2010 1:10 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
To be precise
you should conclude a sentence with a period.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Well,when I had a job I mostly worked nights
so I’d have been free in the day.A lot of people do work shifts you know and couldn’t get to night games.
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Yeah
but I relish the opportunity to smack Chicagoans around a bit.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
I read an article saying the cubs can handle Haren
Prove him Wrong Danny!
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Oh please they can hardly handle our bullpen.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
But the most pressing question
is “will Dan homer during today’s game at Wrigley?”
Its what inquiring minds want to know.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Probably not because Carlos Silva is the best pitcher EVAR!!!!!!
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Much beddar. How dare you doubt carlos silva's AWSUM MIGHT!!!!!!
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
The real question
Better than ZOMG! Sanchez?
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
by kishi on May 1, 2010 1:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I like them, too.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Gonzo in the booth again today.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
don't know
how much of this one I’ll see…gonna be leaving for my interview in a few, and then I work at 1.
What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 1, 2010 1:07 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Good luck on the interview!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I think I speak for at least some here
when I say, “Best of luck. I hope it works out well for you.”
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
just lulling them into a false sense of security
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
I blame the protesters
the guys are obviously think more about the political implications of playing this game rather than just focusing on the game.
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I'm just saying if it would have stayed in play
there was nothing anyone could do about it. The dirt pushed it foul, not the execution.
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Cubs booth talking about the 01 World Series
Brenley claims he doesn’t remember eating or sleeping for the entire series.
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So glad you're getting the game!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Le Girls
nuff said
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Mike tyson's tiger specifically.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
open until 4am...
There;s dancing …..
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, not bad
and tables
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
You should go to amazing jakes!!!!!!
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Dunno what that is
But based on soco’s response, I’m not googling it from here…
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
Its a place where 9 year olds have there birthday parties.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Are
are you making yourself available as an “entertainer?” Cos the groom doesn’t swing that way.
Life is not a flower.
I'm
looking for other ideas beyond just drinks and boobies since that’s the obvious. So if anyone had been to a particularly good bachelor party and wanted to share, then that would be nice. Otherwise its blackjack and hookers.
Life is not a flower.
how about hookers and
then blackjack?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
none of the parties I go to involve anything BUT
booze and boobies. It’s unheard of, I mean, go up to Flagg and sit around a camp fire naked holding hands singing kumba-ya?
We always start off the night or day in some cases doing what the sucker getting married likes best, watching the Cards, NASCAR (or even start the night at Manzie) hockey, baseball, basketball, and then sink lower from there.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
that’s the baseline. Too bad the D’backs will be out of town, otherwise that would be perfect.
Life is not a flower.
My best friends brother
just took his dad and a bunch of friends on a fishing trip (they live in Minnesota).
How about some deep seas fishing? Too pricey?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions
What's that place by
48th st and Washington for indoor cart racing? that’d be a good place tos tart and it is just up the street from Le Girls too.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah the wife is gonna love that Welts on the wedding night.
Not a good Idea.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
is the guy a sports fan?
you can do an Olympics of sorts. Whiffle ball tournament etc….
oh and lots of booze
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Cigars and box seats to a game
followed by sushi eaten off a naked woman’s body.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
I don't know where you came from but that is a fantastic idea
welcome to the ’pit
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I dropped by
to figure out who was in Gracie’s seat today. Thought I’d chime in.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
I fixed it for you
Cigars and box seats to a game
followed bysushi eaten offa naked woman’s body.
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
What is with all the dopplegangers?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Yeah
what Gonzo said. Hit the hit and run into the ground.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
aaarg
rolling up,posting ,watching gameday and DR.Who…and now a kitten wants a stroke!
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Haren
looks like he’s on another of his good streaks where he makes hitters look like toddlers.
Oh yeah. G’morning everyone.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo
any ideas for a bachelor besides booze and boobs? That’s obviously the baseline.
Life is not a flower.
Is there anything else?
Well, okay, good food, too.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Gambling?
Hopefully the casinos in AZ are better than the ones in Cripple Creek.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
I was just about to say you could head up to Salt River
and show some patronage to AZs new facility’s hometown
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I had beef,peppr and beer sausages
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
That'll
probably be my dinner, well more likely a single quarter cos I ain’t a fatty, and I’mma get it for free cos the MacDonald’s by my work felt bad for making wait 10 minutes for a freakin Big Mc.
Life is not a flower.
I'm about to start the Insanity workout
as well as eating healthy. I have one week left to be happy, get off my case.
insert signature here
I think that was a better breakfast
than my potato chips.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Triscuits, a banana, and a big cup of coffee.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Triscuits, a banana, and a big cup of coffee.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Coffee
and tylenol for the hangover.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
swedish meatballs from IKEA
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions
why?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I didn't know
IKEA sold food.
But, if it’s gonna be food, I guess it’s gonna be something crappy like Swedish meatballs.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you
enjoy your affordable Swedish cr@p?
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Totally sweet
but I’ve never actually bought anything there.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn, youre
feisty today…..
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yum.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Aaaand Snydes
guns down Fontenot to end the inning.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
or the honey on toast I ate last night
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
It must be the kitten, you say?
lol. what’s up with the double postings?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Haren doubles
they have to figure out a way to get him in the lineup everyday.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Could haren technically DH when he is pitching?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Yeah.
Plus, he played DH while at Pepperdine. While pitching.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty much, yeah.
Less power but more average.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fine, but who's going to
be our #1 pitcher? Call me silly, but I’d rather have him focus on that instead.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Haren
with a leadoff HarenSMASH!!
I’m thinking he might need to NOT run that hard plz??
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well,
now he can sit on the bench and sit it off.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoo!
Dan Haren shows some skin!
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
eww,Chips are too greasy for me
also too, orange
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
They from Jersey?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions
now that to me is a lovely island
with few cars and nice cows and new potatoes
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
wow, that's really close
to our Jersey too! Except all the people are orange. And called Guido
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
And
without all the toxic waste dumps.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've always
wanted to go there, actually.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That may be the first time ever
that anyone has uttered the words “ESPN to the rescue.”
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Ugh....
Upton GIDP… BAD LUCK.
But, 1-0.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It never fails
a guy signs a big contract, and to live up to it, slumps.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Incidentally,
is it just me, or are every one of Chicago’s pitchers fat?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just you
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
can NEVER
have too many chicago style pizza’s!!
If it wasn’t for cookies, I might have an addiction problem to those.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions
In the UK there's a brand called
Chicago Town pizzas;they’re made in Ireland!
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
That way
the people won’t feel bad. Power to the people!
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echolalia
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Yeah
With the pitcher up next, you need to attack the #8 hitter.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did MLB.TV revert to standard definition for anyone about an inning ago?
Muddy picture is annoying
Bring back the Baltimore Chop!
Watching Haren's slide
brings back nasty memories of sliding practice. Horrifying.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Alright, it looks like they are pitching around Fukudome
But I have a strange feeling Lee might make them pay
Bring back the Baltimore Chop!
kinda like that?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Whoa...
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DbacksSkins on May 1, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
We got a breaak.
Ground rule double.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derrick Lee
is AWFUL so far this year. As is A-Ram.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That could have been much worse
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
OH YAY!
Mark Reynolds: In My Own Words is coming!!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he had one post season home run against them
but no regular season ones until now
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Before today....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Hello all.
What did I miss?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions
Haren doubled and then later scored
the Cubs got a cheap run.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
NO!
NOT THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY!?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The one fan was like Shit that ball went far.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Soriano didn't take a SINGLE step! Ha ha ha
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Of course,
part of that was that he’s just a shitty fielder
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was pretty serious
the pitcher is going to need therapy after that one.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
It Cleared the ballpark and then some.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
King Kong-esque
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions
And.........
you win.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
And.........
you win.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Went onto Waveland. Left the park.
The same way LaRoche’s went to Sheffield.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
on the replay of the HR, everyone in the stands who’re Cubs fans just sit there, while ONE Dbacks fan jumps up in down and watches it sail into Wisconsin.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah really some how lands in miller field.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
yeah I should just say bad things about the Backs
cause pretty much everything I say, the opposite then happens
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If he can keep this plate discipline
he is gonna have a big year
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I never thought I would hear myself say this but.....
If Upton could start playing more like CY that would be great
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:14 PM EDT reply actions
Except that
he turned around and asked the umpire about strike 1
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ParraZuka!!!!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
They let a ram in the stadium?
Chicago … go figure …
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A-Ram gets killed at second.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice, smooth play to get around
by KJ, too.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know. . .
while Dan’s didn’t win any style points, at least it worked.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
He thought THAT was a home run?
It went about half the distance Mark’s traveled.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
hits like that at Wrigley usually get caught in that basket
I’m fairly certain thats what he was thinking
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hits like that at Wrigley usually get caught in that basket
I’m fairly certain thats what he was thinking
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If it qwnt half the distance marks did it would have been gone too.=)
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
If it qwnt half the distance marks did it would have been gone too.=)
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
hits like that at Wrigley usually get caught in the basket
I’m fairly certain that’s what he was thinking
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If it qwnt half the distance marks did it would have been gone too.=)
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a douche.
A-Ram dogged it, thinking he had a HR trot.
That possibly just cost the Cubs a run.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He might have
tweaked something while sliding.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really hope you are just going
for the opposite thing again
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno,
but I’m trying to use it to confuse people.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worse is the low-def mlb.tv feed.
Technology is failing us today.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Meh
maybe they figure, people are boycotting Dbacks games, and nobody gives a shit about the Cubs?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well
what do you want from me? Why is this comment the non-meaningful one? Just say what you want, geezuz.
Life is not a flower.
Because it showed up first
So I knew something bad had happened, but your comment gave no clue as to what that might be.
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
Well
I’ll try, but I’ve got radio so I have only limited info to work with.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's twice Dan got ground balls
that resulted in runs.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Uh oh Haren is in trouble.
He should know you never lose the lead once Mark gives it to you.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Guys
For those of us unable to watch the game, cam we get some meaningful comments? Please?
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
Guys
For those of us unable to watch the game, cam we get some meaningful comments? Please?
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
Silva bunted,
Snyder went to third but Fontenot was safe, Mark IMMEDIATELY flung it to LaRoche to barely beat Silva.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guys
For those of us unable to watch the game, cam we get some meaningful comments? Please?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you been watching Super Troopers?
Looks like you are playing “repeater”
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions
End of inning
ugly all around. Lazy baserunning gets the first and second outs. Drew makes the routine throw to get Haren out of the jam that he put him in.
tie game through 4.
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I go to make tea and come back to THIS?
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
I just a kettle on to boil.
Its brutally chilly this morning.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
I was just thinking last night.
Driving to go out, I was thinkin’ bout how my heater core isn’t used to being used in May.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not to worry though
after this week, you won’t have to use your heater again until December.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
I'm seriously
going to write an email to Sanderson Ford and tell them how ****ing stupid, annoying, and unfunny their commercials are.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please do.
They are excruciating.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
what is up with the GDT today?
Skins is repeating everyone’s comments and multiple people are double posting everything
insert signature here
Starting off the inning with our 2 best hitters
so this should be good
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:27 PM EDT reply actions
nope take that back
he pinch hit the other day and didn’t get one. Overall he is 9 for his last 12
insert signature here
No,
he pinch hit the other day against the Rox, and followed KJ’s 10th inning homer with a pinch single. Remember?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i remember the pinch hit
but I was thinking he grounded out. Either way he is on a tear
insert signature here
No,
he pinch hit the other day against the Rox, and followed KJ’s 10th inning homer with a pinch single. Remember?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad you like it.
I chose it myself.
Theresa is pretty, too.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
h'okay
I’m off to lunch and then work. Try to post some meaningful comments, and try not to repeat everything, ’Skins.
Life is not a flower.
I'm only repeating
stuff that’s already being repeated. Have a good lunch? And good day @ woork?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get him home Kelly
he doesn’t need to run
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
They keep pitching Justin offspeed away
and it keeps working
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
Sending a bug report in
What exactly are people seeing, so I can pass on the symptoms?
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
Also, some posts are hanging when you try to post them
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
A lot of double posting.
he he he
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions
lots of double posting
and Skins repeating the same exact thing people have already said (not sure if that is a bug)
insert signature here
That would be a "feature"
I’m filing that one under “shameless comment padding”…
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
he's bugf@ck crazy, that i do know.
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Somehow, I had a feeling Upton
was gonna give us a lead…
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then Upton goes opo
for a two run shot. His first career regular season home run against the Cubs as well.
insert signature here
Anything you can do we can do better....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions
I'm really glad
Justin smacked that, because that way Haren didn’t have to run the bases.
Oh yeah. Plus, he gave us the lead.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi Ho Silva...
can’t keep it in the park!
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
This is called
“regression to the mean”. Silva’s 1.73 ERA coming in was partly thanks to ONE home run allowed on the year.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cubs broadcasters state before the game
“I’m afraid to point this out but the core of the Diamondbacks lineup, Justin Upton and Mark Reynolds have never had a regular season home run against the Cubs.”
Upton 1 home run
Reynolds 2 home runs
insert signature here
Correct me if I'm wrong
but I don’t think Danny Haren has ever homered against the Cubs.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Clearly
Danny will eventually regress to the mean and homer against the Cubs.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Think our guys are starting to like Wrigley?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
Well,
historically, Chase Field in particular has been a House of Pain for the Cubs, and more historically, we’ve completely DESTROYED the Cubs. We have our 2nd best franchise record all-time against the Cubs.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24-21
overall record at Wrigley I thought I heard (??) and we do much better at home vs the cubbies
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL Gonzo:
“You would have thought Silva would have learned his lesson last time.”
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL Gonzo:
“You would have thought Silva would have learned his lesson last time.”
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL Gonzo:
"You would have thought Silva would have learned his lesson last time."
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Yeah but dood
I’m only copying stuff that SBN is already copying.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check it out:
http://www.azsnakepit.com/2010/5/1/1453789/gameday-thread-24-5-1-vs-cubs#36503935
http://www.azsnakepit.com/2010/5/1/1453789/gameday-thread-24-5-1-vs-cubs#36503938
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
yeah but its not copying the same comments for all of us
thats what was throwing me for a loop
insert signature here
CY grounds out to end the inning
2 run shot by Upton, Solo by Reynolds
5-2 bottom of the 5th
insert signature here
Haren is making Micah Owings look like Eric Byrnes
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions
Owings
never popped straight up to the catcher before, so that is a comparisonFAIL.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes he did. I saw him do it in Cinncinati
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
okay let me put it this way
Micah>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Byrnes
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by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I never saw it so it never
happened
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by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
If he escapes this inning with the lead
then yes
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
have to keep hitting with the bat then
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
wow, i wonder
if he’s as worried about his batting average as we are? That could be it.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Quick someone piss haren off.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Quick someone piss haren off.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Dammit
I missed my opportunity to copy this.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's Harens pitch count?
In other words, how long do we have a shot at avoiding our bullpen?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:47 PM EDT reply actions
92
last i checked
bullpen will be needed
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by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
TV crew
just spotted a sedona red Mark Grace Dbacks jersey. Cool!
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
From behind
he appeared to be shaped like a typical Chicago dweller.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Yeah
Sutton and Gonzo were remarking on how rare it is to see that, esp. in Wrigley.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunt him over.
We got Haren comin up
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:52 PM EDT reply actions
Tom Gorzellanny
has SERIOUS face problems.
Wow. You’d think that with the money MLB pitchers make, he’d be able to get that fixed.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When they had Gorzellanny
and Adam LaRoche, they had two of the uglier players in MLB.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laroche looks like a lizard.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
I would think he would fix his name first
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Why bother?
Ugly worked well for Randy Johnson.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
When he was pitching
he looked like a turtle having sex.
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Why?
Because now we know that Hannah knows what that looks like?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The senator who famously compared gay marriage with sex with “box turtles”. A world class idiot.
Key to the game: Score More
yeah,premature posting
caused by eating yummy pasta and chicken
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
You might
talk to your doctor about that…
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fontenot
shows some warning track power.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Foam Claw really. That is just lame.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
why? what happened?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No relation to
Chad Tracy, son of the 2009 NL Manager of the year.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Hi everyone
Nice to see us up, though depressing to see Howry up…
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
I thought you
were a fan of his though?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions
??
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
??
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions
So is that 2 pass balls in one pitch!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
A pitch got past Snyder
Then hit the back wall really hard and came back to him, but then jumped over his glove on the way back as well. It was a rather hilarious play.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions
It was only hilarious
because it didn’t end up hurting us.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snyder was expecting a split finger low
and instead got a fastball high that whizzed past his left ear and to the backstop.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
That's a wild pitch
with two runners advancing. No harm though with the pop up.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Wild pitch.
Ugh. Snyder missed that ball in ugly fashion twice. Possibly could have had Tracy on the carem back.
Pop-up ends it, though.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions
Phew
Sit down, Haren. That’s gotta be the ugliest “quality start” I’ve seen in a long time!
"We defy augury" -- Hamlet
Has it really been that ugly?
Yeesh.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugly?
7 innings with a two run lead is a beautiful thing.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Does anyone know
the point of the basket in the OF?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
yes it does. they just need a bougainvillea to accent that wall
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by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
A few Cinzano umbrellas
for the al-fresco dining would help, too.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
nice touch
I like that
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by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
to collect the
Old Milwaukee cans they drink in the bleachers?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Its pretty
with all the ivy and red bricks. Gives those day games a picnic-y like feel.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
They have had a lot of fan interference calls in that ballpark
They installed the baskets to help make homerun calls more clear.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
that makes more sense
than the other thought I had: that it was to catch falling drunk fans before they hit the ground
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions
But it was installed
before Bartman, wasn’t it?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bartman was in foul territory
not in the outfield
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, yeah,
but he’s still the most famous interferer at a Cubs game of… probably all time.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bartman was in foul territory
not in the outfield
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Bartman was in foul territory
not in the outfield
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so, I take it
Bartman was in foul territory?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Upton Ks
on the high heat, after fouling several off.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Vaughn with the seventh inning stretch.
Niiiiiiiiice.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:14 PM EDT reply actions
Tee hee
He basically pronounced “peanuts” like “……”…….. well, you know what he almost pronounced it like.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
TMOTTBG
lyrics fail.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
It wasn't nearly as bad as yesterday's
I found it amusing actually.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Who sang yesterday?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Some former pitcher
Sang “take me out with the crowd.”
FAIL.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Some former pitcher
Sang “take me out with the crowd.”
FAIL.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Some former pitcher
Sang “take me out with the crowd.”
FAIL.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
they need to
bring Ozzie back
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Gurgling
Nice touch.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Im not sure what worse Vince vaughns performance of take me out to the ball game.
Or fantasia burrino’s performance of America The Beautiful.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Fantasia burrino won like season 4 of American Idol.
She sounds like she has peanut butter on the roof of her mouth its horrible. Ask Jim he was at wrestlemania too.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Meh...
it’s American Idol. Who gives a shit?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Besides,
they ALL sound crappy and they ALL sound exactly the same.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today's bullpen performance sponsered by
Rolaids, Joe’s Manure Shack, and Taco Bell.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
not going well?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
So poo relief, poo, and liquid poo?
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Isn't Taco Bell
also known as Jose’s Manure Shack?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew
JUpton makes a close catch with KJ coming back right at him.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
Howry
isn’t getting much help from the ump.
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Clearly
That’s par for this course.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
IAWTC
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha
Parra smiles after trying to sell the catch.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
Does he have a job
as a salesman?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
not watching or listening to the game
so, no clue
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
The ump wasn’t fooled, and got the call right, but I like that he at least tried.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they didn't buy it then
nice try though
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Mark
With another ludicrously good defensive play. How did he suddenly start doing this?
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions
he was getting good last year
but was not always reliable
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Well yes
But he’s been shockingly consistent this year.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
And Matt Williams kickin your butt helps too
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Vince Vaughn
Sounds really unenthused about being married. Bob Brenly advises him to be a good whipped husband.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions
Nice 3-1 pitch from Howry.
Full count.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
Crappy 3-2 pitch from Howry
Tie game.
Insert synonym for feces.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
Insert synonym for feces.
Howry just dropped the chalupa.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Depressing.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Howry threw all but one pitch in the EXACT same spot
You can’t survive that way, Bob.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
Soriano's little display
would have gotten him a 96 mph fastball squarely on the back in the old days.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
The good old days...
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
What the waving the hand in his face?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Yeah, but
knowing our bp, he’ll prolly get an 88 mph fastball in the back. Accidentally.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sori, don't get TOO excited.
EVERYONE does that.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Howry
Most unexpectly-horrible signing of the off-season?
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:26 PM EDT reply actions
except when it's Heilman?
or maybe they’re a poo-poo combo platter
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
gonna have to have people
start voting on my fanpost again about an “appropriate” bullpen nickname…..
This is getting ridiculous though
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
The toilet
It’s where we put all our Sh**
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
actually I was partial to
The Touchables…. others felt that The Matchlite Mob or the FPOP Crew were more appropriate choices.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
I kinda like Jim's Vortex Of Suck
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
But that's
too generalized. He’s been using that for years.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But that's
too generalized. He’s been using that for years.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and you would go
in that direction you sad little man ;-)
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Bob Howry
Most unexpectly-horrible signing of the off-season?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Soooo......
Who want to play a 2 inning game. Our bullpen vs. theirs.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
Aaaaand out of it at last
ugg tied game suck
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Boy, I'm glad we dodged a bullet
and not signed Juan Cruz. . .
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Well,
he would have really botched things up, so we’re lucky this way.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Yeah
I’m a little confused. Even crappy high-leverage Cruz could help us I think…
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Im suing the bullpen for Emotional Trauma.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
You'll never win
Jury will say you should have known better
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss Anybody, Anytime
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
It's the nickname for the bullpen now.
I’ll let you fill in the rest of the details yourself.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean grounds out?
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
naturally Chicago's pitching
will rebound figuring that there is no way that they can compete on that level of suck when it comes to bullpen performance.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
We need
Moar Runz. Or one more ball to CY.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
Haha wow
Umpire tried to strikeout CY on a 3-1 pitch… FAIL.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:31 PM EDT reply actions
Our bullpen
is much better suited for Madrid, rather than the Big Leagues.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Oh?
Is there an amateur league there?
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No. Just a little league
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
You know -
matadors stabbing hapless bulls in the ring. Its really what it’s like watching the ‘Backs’ bullpen this season.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
The umps arn't against us!!!!!!!
We get struck out with 2 strikes!!
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
Wow.
This umpire is so bad today, he doesn’t even know that 3 strikes is a strikeout.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew
Close walk for CY.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions
Wow.
This umpire is so bad today, he doesn’t even know that 3 strikes is a strikeout.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been watching the game since I woke up...
… no me gusta. Well, at least the last twenty minutes.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
IT'S YOUR FAULT!!
EVERYBODY GET WAILORD!!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Parra v. lefty
Ugh.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah
result was not surprising.
But in a tie game, I do like Parra’s defense in LF.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gillespie?
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
result was not surprising.
But in a tie game, I do like Parra’s defense in LF.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really don't like that Soriano character
he prances like the Shaggin’ Wagon. Hmmmmm.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Snyder has a home run in every game this series
could use at least a double here
insert signature here
+1
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Look at the bright side
Eminem’s first single off of Recovery came out Thursday and I’ve been listening non-stop.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Breaking ball is to Chris Snyder as....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions
salt is to a slug
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
kryptonite is to Superman
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Snyderman K's.
Ugh.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
Snyder
has looked TERRIBLE today.
Has he swung at a single pitch? I wonder if there’s something wrong.
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I hope there isn't a post count today.
It’s tweaked by all these repeats.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Partly that
and partly "skins and others repeating the repeats.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
Massively. Oh well.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
not that we're no capable of shameless padding
all by our little selves
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
And Gillespie comes in anyways?
Why didn’t we PH Parra???
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
Then PH someone else
Like Hester. Then pull the double-switch.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Wtf??
AJ…. you let Parra hit against a lefty, and THEN you bring in Gillespie??
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I know right???
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Wtf??
AJ…. you let Parra hit against a lefty, and THEN you bring in Gillespie??
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Dempter is the Cubs' "designated bunter?"
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
Yes. And I approve
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Designated failer.
That was a TERRIBLE attempt… the ball is high and tight, so you PULL THE DAMNED BAT BACK.
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Pshhhh
He can totally get it down. Watch him, watch him, oh…
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Scratch that.
Juan Gutierrez is the Cubs’ designated bunter.
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+1
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Wtf??
AJ…. you let Parra hit against a lefty, and THEN you bring in Gillespie??
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Little late there.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
BuntFAIL.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
And if they can't sacrifice him over
We’ll do it for them. FRACK.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
And it's not like
LaRoche is small.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously.
Why do you hate LaRoche so much?
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I don't hate him
just not warmed up to him unlike some others
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Especially since
there was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HE COULD DO on that play.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Definitely not LaRoche's fault right there....
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Its the easiest throw in the world
the guy is 60 feet away from you, and you don’t even have to throw a strike.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
But it better not be
a Rick Ankiel pitch.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Oh
But it was.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
We throw to first the same way we throw to the plate
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
Why oh why oh why
Have we shot ourselves in the foot so much this series?
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
You mean
this season?
We’d be leading the freaking division if we had just an AVERAGE bullpen.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh
How did Theriot lay off of that pitch?
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
Walk
Lovely.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:46 PM EDT reply actions
STOP THROWING BALLS GUTIERREZ
WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
he's upholding the fine tradition of our cr@ppen
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
Release the Cr@ppen.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
by BattleMoses on May 1, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He is?
He has a 5.23 ERA. I mean, I guess he was last season…
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Four pitch walk to Fukudome.
What a fail.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
Not having people warming up in the 'pen
is stupid.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Gutierrez walking people
Is stupid.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
This just in. I hate our bullpen
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
This.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish I was 21 right now.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
So I could join him.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Another ball
Woo woo woo
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
wonders if Monday morning
our entire bullpen will be DFA’d and replaced with guys of the street…. and I’m not sure I wouldn’t be okay with that
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
BigPapaKishi says
“Are they looking for volunteers to pitch now?”
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
BigPapaKishi says
“Are they looking for volunteers to pitch now?”
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
A STRIEK!!!
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions
Wow...just wow
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
There's a hit.
And there’s the game. Marmol in next inning. Sucks to be us.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
BigPapaKishi says
“Are they looking for volunteers to pitch now?”
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think
I’ve got some bourbon around here somewhere…
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed with how overpriced it is.
But not really sure why you think it’s overrated?
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Because, 1. I think Canadian Whisky in general is overrated,
along with most other corn whiskies, and 2. because it’s expensive.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously,
WHAT THE **** IS THE PROBLEM?? EVEN FREAKING REPLACEMENT LEVEL PLAYERS AREN’T THIS ****ING BAD.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactamundo.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Value Under Replacement Player a stat?
Is VURP-pen a good nickname?
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
New Bullpen Name: Water in Mexico or WIM for short
’Cause opposing hitters are guaranteed to get the runs
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Why don't
we just call it Taco Bell?
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by DbacksSkins on May 1, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wanted to turn two?
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
so anyone have the numbers
on just how many leads the bullpen has surrendered this year?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
2 many?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta be up there with our other dubious stat
walks with the bases loaded
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Is that really all?
It seems like so many more.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
doesn't include games
that they showed up in with the score tied, must be a couple of those too.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Gawd.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
in less than 25 games
that is one ugly projection over 160+ games….would have to put our SP’s on suicide watch.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
It might have been a good idea
during the off season for the FO to make some moves to strengthen the bullpen, rather than making some collateral moves.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
You mean
Getting two relievers who had been league-average for nearly their entire careers didn’t seem enough? I just don’t get it, it’s honestly mystifying.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
must be an unwritten rule
or something
Hey, Vasquez,have you ever been mistaken for a man ?
No, have you?
lol
I just don’t get you. It’s okay if you are critical of any moves the team makes, but the rest of us better not voice our opinions?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I got that a lot last year
when I wrote that I thought they were weakening the bullpen with some apparently popular ptbnl moves.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
lol
goes with the territory of being fans
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by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh definitely
I’m not particularly happy at the outcome, but I put it down to inexperience at the FO.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
I don't understand it, either.
And these are guys who have actually been CONSISTENT for their career, too.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Josh Byrnes,
I understand you want to not panic. But our bullpen is awful. Atrocious. Ghastly. Unspeakable. A sad, miserable, unholy mess of game-destroyers. And many of them need to be removed from the premises of this team. Quickly would be nice.
Love,
The SnakePit.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 5 recs
+1 and rec'd.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Who is
the Bullpen Coach for the Diamondbacks? I ask because the pitchers come in and don’t look prepared. Their mechanics are obviously off because they aren’t throwing strikes when they come in. You guys have got to go back to basics with this. Landing points and arm slots. Bending the back, so on and so forth.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Glenn Sherlock.
He’s been with the org since 1998.
But he’s not going to start warming up a bullpen arm before AJ tells him to.
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+10
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
ReplyFail
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Here comes Marmol
To do what good relievers do. Shut us down.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:56 PM EDT reply actions
dog just walked all over the keyboard.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Haha awesome.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok srsly guys
If you were in a front office position where you called all the shots, what would you do about our bullpen? Or just hope we improve?
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
I would blow it the **** up.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Trade Snyder for an arm as soon as Miggy was healthy
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
not x 10
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Miggy
doesn’t throw out runners, which is a major deficiency.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Some points....
1. Neither does Snyder right now
2. He gets rid of payroll that can help get another arm
3. Is throwing out baserunners more important all the runs we give up the second our starter leaves the game?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
1 - he threw out at least one runner earlier in the game
2. payroll dumping is someone’s else’s financial problem, and
3. it is when every runner that reaches first can readily advance to second.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
counter points
1. Snyder is worth much more than one relief pitcher.
2. We need more than one decent catcher.
3. There are a few potential relief arms down on the farm who should be given a shot first.
Key to the game: Score More
On your third point
Aside from Stange, who is already up, there’s really only one – Jason Urquidez. Roque Mercedes isn’t ready. Neither is Leyson Septimo.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
That’s a valid point I s’pose. But guys who aren’t ready for AA aren’t going to be replacement-level either…
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
But
they have the possibility of improving.
Howry doesn’t seem like he does at this point.
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I would
DFA Howry and purchase the contract of Jason Urquidez from Reno. It’s not worth trading Snyder for a bullpen arm because he’s worth more than that unless we can get a closer-upside guy (i.e. Daniel Bard) plus an average-ish prospect. But I guarantee that Urquidez would be better than Howry. Also, remove Kroenke from the 40-man roster (even if you straight-up get rid of him), demote Parra to Reno so he can learn to hit lefties so we can actually keep him in games like these, and sign Juan Cruz.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
DFA Howry
after you tell us last week how idiotic comments were dissing the same guy? this is priceless.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait what?
I don’t understand what you’re saying…
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Howry's done nothing good this year...
I don’t recall defending him. Especially not nearly as aggressively as you claim. If you could find it, I’d appreciate that so I could quickly argue that I had been roofied or something.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Also,
so you can see if there’s anything else you did at the same time…
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't worry about it
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
same here
I really don’t understand you at all.
no big deal. .
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by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
we are
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
If you insist...
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
we're not getting along?
I don’t even know you well enough for that
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by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever you say
It’d still be great if you found that, though.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it that important to you?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Admittedly, yes.
Different quirks for different jerks, but I like to know when I say stupid things if I say stupid things if they contradict what I say now. And especially after you make it seem as if I went up against everyone “telling you guys how idiotic” your comments were.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
well, I don't think
your a jerk. I don’t care if you think I am. Take a chill pill and I’ll find it and email it to you. Too early in the season for a pissing match on the boards
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by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
It's just a phrase.
And let’s make that mutual and you’ve got a deal.
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Dan,
I think you’re taking Gary a little too seriously here.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's on edge.
He hasn’t had cookies in over 2 weeks now.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no thanks to you!!
sheesh
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
What??
We HAD to have an intervention. You were destroying your life.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and my teeth!
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
AFter 4 years, i keep forgetting the newbies
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Newbie?
After a year still?
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by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah?
that’s my opinion.
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by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Didn't you join
midway thru last season? So not quite a year yet?
But yeah. To some of us, you’ll always be a n00b. Because we’re assholes like that and I’ve been here since 2007. :-P
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-nubcake??
lol! gotta remember that one.
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Cool, man
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I want a JUpton Bomb.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions
I like
This idea.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Marmot
pitchin’ like a Dbacks reliever
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not quite...
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Marmot?
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Is he the marmot from The Big Lebowski?
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Yeah we just need place him in a bathtub.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
Two on!
Upton Single!
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
Nice hit J-UP
can Dan Haren pinch hit this inning?
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Only with
a mustache, nose, and glasses.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+1
Or a K.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone wanna explain
why Droo would swing at a pitch in the dirt on a 2-1 count?
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Because it looked like
It was at his knees on the inside part of the plate until it dove. And that’s where Droo likes them.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
He has NOT looked right today.
Neither has Snyder.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The go ahead run is at the plate
but the stay ahead run is 5 guys down the order
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It's funny
because it’s tru- wait, no. It’s NOT funny.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Droo
has indeed looked pretty awful today. Almost Snyderesque.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. Drew actually swung the bat
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
now if he could only wait
til when the ball is over the plate ;-)
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
Second
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I really hope
you’re facepalming @ his choice of walkup music.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Big time!
Spilly needs to sit Tulo down and teach him about how to pick a walkup song.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Right now it's Tainted Love.
He’s had some great ones including Thriller and Sweet Escape.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Oh, yeah, that's right. Soft Cell.
Ehh, it’s okay. I mean, it’s certainly better than Milowitzki.
Mark had Ironman last year, which was badass.
Of course, you can only use a song like Ironman if you can back it up. Fortunately, that’s back when he was hitting everything in sight.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice.
Spilly’s songs aren’t the best songs out there, but for some reason they’ve worked really well as walkup tunes.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
I love Spilly's tunes :)
Along with his best buddy Jeff Salazar’s tunes :) I miss hearing “Billie Jean” cranked at Chase
"AUGIE AUGIE AUGIE...OY OY OY!"
I don't.
Not because I don’t like Sally, but because I don’t like Billie Jean.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LaClutch.....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions
LaFail
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
0-2
Uh oh.
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
Dude
you’re not doing yourself any favors.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even sarcasm
isn’t very funny like that.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well
my apologies. I didn’t enjoy it any more than you guys, ‘specially bad when you’re watching the game with a fan of the other team. :(
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
ur Dad? right?
he’s the cubs fan in your house?
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes.
I kinda gotta sit there and act happy and not crushed. Not often I get to watch a Dbacks game, and when he’s all like woowoo when a Dback K’s or something it doesn’t make it too fun.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
I agree
doesn’t this amount to some form of abuse? Maybe CPS should be called in?
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Dude, it's Nevada.
The entire state is gambling, prostitution, free drinks, and nuclear testing. You think they care about kids??
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's true
and they have Harry Reid. Ouch. Tough break, kid.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Didn't you celebrate the end of the game?
Or was it that ‘other’ fan in the room with access to your computer?
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Wasn't being serious.
Guess it doesn’t translate too well online, just something I’ve always said IRL when something lame happens. I’m sorry if I offended anyone here.
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Now, you have to know
from someone whom is never ever sarcastic, that’s just wrong.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Yeah, just remember
there’s no tone of voice online.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it
causes a lot of internet scraps.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAME
http://xkcd.com/290/ (caution: profane)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2010 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
Man...
you… got any of that Pineapple Express, man?
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tough loss, Dbacks fans.
Almost as tough as overcoming a 6 run deficit just to blow a 5 run lead and eventually lose in 10 innings. Not that I’m bitter or anything. Anyway, thanks for the fun but glitchy GDT. It was a good distraction from the work I was supposed to be doing.
"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Thanks for stoppin' by, PS.
Catch ya later.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh.... FOX SPORTS ARIZONA GODDAMMIT
I DON’T WANNA HEAR FROM GODDAMN ****ING DERRICK LEE
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how about some insightful input
from AJ about how his bullpen failed the team again…..
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
I'd like to see Mark McClune start to ask Danny a question
and watch Danny take a bat and smash the microphone.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so only including leads lost
not including tied games, 7 BS in 24 games played…. that is pretty bleeping epic right there.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
If the Backs had won three of those games
they’d be over .500.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Im starting to agree with this boycott the dbacks thing.
But for a different reason.
I hear voices in my head They council me They understand They talk to me.
enough games like
this and it’ll happen real fast.
I’m committed though to weekend games the rest of the season
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
fan
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
or better yet
foolish fan
Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 1, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Just so I am clear on this subject:
I absolutely, positively, stone-cold f****ng HATE OUR BULLPEN!! If Howry isn’t DFA’d by Monday, then JB needs 40 lashes in front of Chase Field!
Vote Quimby!
While it's not exactly our only problem
we need to just get rid of him. It’s not even a rash decision at this point… there’s a lot more that needs fixing in our bullpen, unfortunately. =\
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
When you say 'our'
you mean your beloved Cubs, right?
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Its becoming
lanterns and pitchforks time for us peasants.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Green Lanterns?
Because he has to pitch against the Astros next week.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We need to institute a corporal punishment policy with our bullpen
I am thinking…. For every run you give up Mark Reynolds gets to take a home run swing at your shins.
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 4:26 PM EDT reply actions
Ouch
but some kind of behavioral intervention is warranted.
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Shins?
Make it balls and our ERA will quickly drop to zero.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
or else we’ll just feminize every member of the bullpen pretty quickly.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's quite a generalization
are you sure it hasn’t happened already?
Eels are the carry-on luggage of the SnakePit. . .
Dude.
I have no doubt that Jennie Finch could outpitch our entire bullpen.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well
it’s been fun, guys. I’ll see you all tomorrow, though I’ve got a fairly large project due Monday so I dunno how closely I can watch the game.
(tl;dr: I’m starting my project tomorrow night, after the game)
Dude, we went fishing in Cabo.
Got a tweet earlier from The MarinerHousewife.
She is at the Mariners game with Mr. MHW, Brendan Ichiro, and The Baby. David Aardsma tossed balls to both of the boys. Too cool.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
And the award
for eternally being first in B-R’s alphabetical listing goes to….
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also,
when The Baby gets old enough to post on the Snakepit, you TOTALLY have to make him use the handle “The Baby”.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude
I’m not letting my nephews hang around with a bunch of weirdos like the Snakepit.
Besides, he’ll be raised a Mariners fan.
"I'm always insistent, Wodehouse. But I'm not to be trusted, am I?"
Probably a lot less late inning heartache that way....
Watching you is the only drug I need.
by Dallas D'Back Fan on May 1, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Pssshht.
Make sure the Dbacks are his NL team. And you can chaperone him here.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO KELLY JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But you'll let them hang out with you??
Double standard!
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
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