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"The Minnesota Twins have named right-hander Jon Rauch their closer... Rauch says he’s eager to do the job. He says he first thought an April Fool’s Day joke was being played on him, when told on Thursday of his assignment."

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are lookin up for the White Sox!

All targets neutralized. Program completed. By your command.

by soco on Apr 2, 2010 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 3, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting

A week or two back, they were talking about doing closer by committee with Rauch and three other pitchers, which seems like a pretty large group.

Hopefully it works out for him.

"Now we can just call you Kishi Laptop, Esquire."

by kishi on Apr 2, 2010 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Good for Rauch.

Glad to hear it, ol’ Jonny boy.

Now, if only Mulvey would turn out….

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 2, 2010 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

That is really bad news for the twins. Our bullpen is great compared to theirs now. They still have Mauer though..

by txzona on Apr 4, 2010 2:48 AM EDT reply actions  

How do ya figure?

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 4, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you Rauch!

JR, thank you for the 1-2-3 ninth last night! Nice work handling your biznass. We appreciate it buddy!

by Nixx23 on Apr 7, 2010 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow.... random.

Welcome to the Snakepit?

I keep trying to reset my password to "penis", but it keeps telling me "too short".

by DbacksSkins on Apr 7, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

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