Not my free agency, though. Jim assures me that my parents sold me into indentured servitude years ago, so I should just go back to the sweatshop to type some more. I'd check Google to see if that's legal, but every time I try, my computer catches on fire. (Someone send help. Or at least snacks.)

DBacks News:

• [AZ Central] Arizona Diamondbacks must make off-season moves count - With players officially hitting free agency, the wheels of the off-season finally begin to creak into motion...

• [DBacks.com] Bidding for Webb not out of the question - But doesn't seem at all likely.

• [Diary of a Diehard] Arizona Fall League Rising Stars - The East may not have won the AFL Rising Stars game on Saturday, but Marc Krauss had a few good plays in the loss.

• [FanGraphs] The Five Average-est Position Players of 2010 - Who are the five average-est? Well, according to FanGraphs, we just declined the option for one of them....

   

I'm serious, people. Snacks, preferably marshmallow or peanut butter-based. Thanks.

Around Baseball:

• [Beyond the Box Score] Who Are the Best Available First Basemen? - If we're looking to pick up a 1B this off-season, who might we hope for? BtB evaluates the free agents available.

• [Big League Stew] They're out! Joe Morgan and Jon Miller nixed from ESPN Sundays - The internet can finally relax. Though that seems unlikely.

• [AZ Central] San Francisco Giants' World Series triumph will be felt in the Valley - Wow, doesn't Bickley usually reserves this sort of drooling adulation for the Cubs?

• [si.com] Carl Pavano, Pat Burrell, Kerry Wood potential free-agent busts - Some names to keep in mind as the trade rumors start to churn.