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Official: Diamondbacks to release outfielder Eric Byrnes

So there it is. The press release just came through:

The Arizona Diamondbacks have agreed to terms with infielder Adam LaRoche on a one-year contract for 2010, with a mutual option for 2011, as announced by D-backs Executive Vice President and General Manager Josh Byrnes... In a corresponding move, the D-backs designated outfielder Eric Byrnes for assignment.

It's not much of a surprise, but it's finally in stone. To make room for the newly acquired Adam LaRoche, the Diamondbacks will release the high-flying, struggling, and well-paid "Pigpen" of the outfield, Eric Byrnes. Since the signing happened, speculation had been rife around the state of Arizona sports that that this was to be the case. Arizona Republic's Nick Piecoro reported it on Twitter, Steve Gilbert also Tweeted that it was his best guess, and 3TV's Brad Cesmat heard Byrnes was to be released from multiple unnamed sources in the Diamondbacks' front office.

Once LaRoche's deal was finalized, the Diamondbacks had only 24 hours to make a spot for him on the 40-man roster, and it appears they wasted no time, optiung to do so by finally cutting bait on our once-loved, now-loathed outfielder. Eric Byrnes is owed $11 million next season, the last year in a 3-year, $30 million extension he signed in August 2007. By releasing him outright, the Diamondbacks will eat all of that money. The Diamondbacks tried to trade Eric or other players (see failed Chris Snyder trade earlier this off-season) to remove some salary from the books, but nobody took the bait.

Dancing in the street scheduled for 3...2....1.......

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Eric first signed as a free agent with the Diamondbacks in the 2005-2006 offseason. He played well in 2006 and 2007, but his production dropped off considerably the last two years. He struggled with a hamstring injury in 2008 and a broken hand in 2009. Eric's final numbers in an Arizona uniform are .261 AVG/.317 OPS/.446 SLG/.764 OPS, with 61 home runs and 88 stolen bases (including 50 in 2007, when he was a large part of the Dbacks' post-season run).

Love him or hate him, he certainly provided excitement during his time in Arizona, both on the field and off. Post-game interviews and deep fly balls to the wall won't be the same without him!

[Jim] How the mighty are fallen. The Byrnes contract was extended in August 2007, and here's some snippets from what we wrote at that time:

Put me on those who are mildly pessimistic about this one. It seems to leave the team with nowhere to play Carlos Quentin... I'm pleased it's not a five-year deal... The key question, however, is which Eric Byrnes do we get for the next three seasons? The one who posted OPS+ of 95 and 75 the past two seasons? Or the one this year, at a career-high tying level of 118?... I really hope this organization knows what it's doing. However, we probably won't know the answer to that for another year or so, at least. Best-case scenario: Byrnes continues to hit, Carlos Quentin returns to form, and we trade the last couple of years of the Byrnes contract to the Cubs for Carlos Zambrano. :-) Worst case? Eugh. Let's not go there.

I think it's same to say that we just did go there... In January that year - before Byrnes' extension was more than a gleam in Jeff Moorad's eye - I wrote a piece on the worst deals in Diamondbacks history. Here's the list as it stood at that point: I think the time is ripe for an update. While I work on that, please pause for a moment, and s consider where about the Erictastic contract should be placed in the rankings.

  1. Russ Ortiz: 4 years, $33m.
  2. Richie Sexson: 1 year, $8.7m.
  3. Todd Stottlemyre: 4 years, $32m.
  4. Matt Mantei: 4 years, $22m.
  5. Bernard Gilkey: 2 years, $10.5m.
  6. Travis Lee: 4 years, $10m.
  7. Jason Grimsley: 1 year, $825K.
  8. Shawn Green: 3 years, $20m.
  9. Luis Gonzalez: 3 years, $30m.
  10. Matt Williams: 5 years, $45m.
Poll
Which was the worst contract in D-backs history?
Eric Byrmes: $30m, 3 years
123 votes
Matt Mantei: $22m, 4 years
20 votes
Russ Ortiz: $33m, 4 years
287 votes
Richie Sexson: $8.7m, 1 year
49 votes
Todd Stottlemyre: $32m, 4 years
45 votes

524 votes | Poll has closed

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I still scooped you though :P JK

Nice strikeout!

by justin1985 on Jan 15, 2010 3:05 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah

But I didn’t see you writing 642 words on the topic too. :-P

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Jan 15, 2010 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

But...

With Byrnes, Tony Clark, and Chris Burke all off the roster, who are we going to blame everything on next season? Is that why they were talking about signing Randy Winn?

"I can just see it: Post 'Intervention? Why would I need an intervention?' And then he'd +1 himself."

by kishi on Jan 15, 2010 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

Young

I laugh until my head comes off.

by edbigghead on Jan 15, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I have

faith people will find a way.

An early departure? What are the chances of that? If this was a movie, there wouldn't be an early departure.

by soco on Jan 15, 2010 5:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

doesn't really matter now...

but does anyone know what would have prevented a Byrnes for Mike Lowell swap? money? DBacks just werent that high on Lowell and his injury problems?

Banzai!

by Suns' Sensei on Jan 15, 2010 3:41 PM EST reply actions  

Steve Gilbert says

they tried really hard to trade him, to no avail. He thinks because nobody thinks Byrnes can play any more, I think also that everyone knew he’d be released anyway so nobody wanted to part with anything.

… Why would the Dbacks want Mike Lowell?

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jan 15, 2010 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Because

apparently anyone is more tradable than EB?

by Counsellmember on Jan 15, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

the only reason i asked was because before the laroche signing, we were iffy at first base, and overcrowded in the outfield. it would make sense if you could change one bad contract you didn’t need into one that could potentially help the team.

it makes sense to me though that no one would want to trade for byrnes with the way he’s played of late :P

Banzai!

by Suns' Sensei on Jan 16, 2010 1:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Thank you!!!!!

this makes me so facking happy. No can we please update the sidebar on the left with the projected 25 man roster.

Also, does this mean gillespie is the fifth outfielder? or will it be roberts or ryal?

by C. Wesley Baier on Jan 15, 2010 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

Done

For the moment, I just crossed Byrnes off. Thoughts on who will get the spot now? Do we use Roberts as the fifth outfielder and add an extra pitcher instead? I’m thinking that might be the way we end up going – we carried 13 pitchers for a lot of the time last year.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Jan 15, 2010 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

My roster:

Haren/Webb/Jackson/Kennedy/Buckner rotation.
Jackson/Montero/Upton/LaRoche/Reynolds/Johnson/Young/Drew/Pitcher lineup.
Qualls/Howry/Gutierrez/Zavada/Heilman/Kroenke/Boyer bullpen.
Snyder/Ojeda/Abreu/Roberts/Parra bench.

Competitions: Gillespie/Ryal trying to take one of Roberts/Parra spots, or one of Abreu/Ojeda spots with Roberts moving to the IF. Mulvey/Augenstein/Lopez trying to take Buckner spot. Rosales/Vasquez trying to take Boyer/other underwhelming bullpen arm spot.

That’s 25. We appear keen on the combination of both Ojeda and Abreu in the majors, whether or not it’s a good idea for Abreu’s development.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Abreu isn't

right for the bench. He doesn’t steal enough to indicate a good baserunner for use in those situations. Not sure his glove is better or even as good as Ojeda for defensive replacement in late innings.

by dbacks watcher on Jan 15, 2010 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a good defender

Although not Ojeda. His bat has the pop that’s typically expected for third base, so I think he’ll be Mark’s primary backup.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m with you, watcher. I’d rather have a guy like Ryal on the bench than Abreu. Abreu is the guy that I’m hoping will be our starting 2B (SS?) for years to come and he hasn’t fully developed as a hitter yet. Put him in AAA and have him learn how to take a walk while Ryal occupies that flex IF position.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Jan 15, 2010 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

The 4th or 5th outfielder

could change depending on how well Chris Young does. If he’s a bust again then 4th outfielder has to be able to play cf as wellas a corner. If Young does ok then Parra fills that role among others and a corner right handed bat is more important because Parra has a tough time with Lefties.
Don’t think it’s Ryal although he might be utility guy.

by dbacks watcher on Jan 15, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh.

Time for a new DBacks jersey. Suggestions on one that might last me for a while?

Nobody on the road Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air The summer's out of reach

by 4 Corners Fan on Jan 15, 2010 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

I wouldn't count on Upton long-term

Just a hunch…

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jan 15, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Going forward, my hunch is that Reynolds is your best shot to be on the team for a long time.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Jan 15, 2010 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

That's my thought too...

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jan 15, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Brandon Webb!

No, wait… :-(

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Jan 15, 2010 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Given your luck with jerseys? Probably not.

"I can just see it: Post 'Intervention? Why would I need an intervention?' And then he'd +1 himself."

by kishi on Jan 15, 2010 4:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Is this some kind of curse?

Because if so, get a Snyder jersey. Like NOW.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The safest bet

is throwbacks. Once they retire, they never get traded.

"You have been banned from the Purple Row, for Inappropriate conduct, profanity, (&) telling site authors their articles are crap."

by Redhawk on Jan 15, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Always

the best bet, but with the massive uniform/color change that leaves only Randy Johnson. Unfortunately, no one seems to sell the purple threads anymore and I’m of the opinion that a uniform should only be if the player actually wore the look.

An early departure? What are the chances of that? If this was a movie, there wouldn't be an early departure.

by soco on Jan 15, 2010 5:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I agree on that

there is also the feeling the fan wearing the old player jersey is some how stuck in the past, but I’ve never let that bother me.

"You have been banned from the Purple Row, for Inappropriate conduct, profanity, (&) telling site authors their articles are crap."

by Redhawk on Jan 15, 2010 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

There is also the feeling

That wearing purple makes you look like Barney.

Or worse, a Rockies fan. Oops, did I say that out loud? ;-)

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Jan 15, 2010 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY...our mascot is way cool

….

sorry, even I can’t buy that load of crappola.

"You have been banned from the Purple Row, for Inappropriate conduct, profanity, (&) telling site authors their articles are crap."

by Redhawk on Jan 15, 2010 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep. When I decided on a jersey last year I got a Johnson jersey for that very reason.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Jan 15, 2010 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Upton

is probably your best bet.

An early departure? What are the chances of that? If this was a movie, there wouldn't be an early departure.

by soco on Jan 15, 2010 5:38 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Per the poll

I want the Bernard Gilkey? Not that the contract itself was as notably outlandish as Byrnes/Ortiz, but isn’t he still on the books for the next thirty years or so? I love Jerry C, but contracts like that should just not be allowed to exist.

by SenSurround on Jan 15, 2010 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

Proofreading is my friend

“I want the Bernard Gilkey option.” should be the first sentence.

by SenSurround on Jan 15, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know.

Now it sounds like a menu option. An awful menu option that you wouldn’t want to order.

by Azreous on Jan 15, 2010 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Bye EB

it was fun when it was good, but this is the risk of signing a player to a big contract based on one career year. The money is gone, and it’s too late to wish for any return.

Key to the game: Score More

by pygalgia on Jan 15, 2010 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

Russ

Russ Ortiz, by far, is the worst contract ever by the DBacks

Badgers! Badgers! We don't need no stinkin badgers!

by haas on Jan 16, 2010 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Dang it...I'm going to miss booing him

what’s a rivalry with out a guy you love to hate boo?

"You have been banned from the Purple Row, for Inappropriate conduct, profanity, (&) telling site authors their articles are crap."

by Redhawk on Jan 15, 2010 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

avatar avatar avatar avatar avatar

“Hey, did I mention my avatar?”

"I don’t know why people feel the need to come up with reasons 'why' for everything..." - Missing Barry

by victor frankenstein on Jan 15, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I think

Victor wants to date his avatar…

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Jan 15, 2010 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

What

Did you guys forget you hate Upton?

"I can just see it: Post 'Intervention? Why would I need an intervention?' And then he'd +1 himself."

by kishi on Jan 15, 2010 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe

people will stop whining now.

An early departure? What are the chances of that? If this was a movie, there wouldn't be an early departure.

by soco on Jan 15, 2010 5:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Like THAT'S going to happen.

Nobody on the road Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air The summer's out of reach

by 4 Corners Fan on Jan 15, 2010 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

I suppose future Soco-fests will be quieter now.

An early departure? What are the chances of that? If this was a movie, there wouldn't be an early departure.

by soco on Jan 15, 2010 5:36 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I wouldn’t bet on it.

by Azreous on Jan 15, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Doubtful

As long as people like Phil or myself show up.

"I can just see it: Post 'Intervention? Why would I need an intervention?' And then he'd +1 himself."

by kishi on Jan 15, 2010 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

But

what if you don’t???

ah bloo bloo bloo

An early departure? What are the chances of that? If this was a movie, there wouldn't be an early departure.

by soco on Jan 15, 2010 10:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Not gonna happen

Now that they know where you live, they’ll be there.

Nobody on the road Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air The summer's out of reach

by 4 Corners Fan on Jan 15, 2010 10:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Unlikely

Sometimes, ‘Skins and I’ll just drive over to hang out in your living room when you’re at work.

"I can just see it: Post 'Intervention? Why would I need an intervention?' And then he'd +1 himself."

by kishi on Jan 16, 2010 2:28 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I have no hatred in my heart for EB. It wasn’t Pigpen’s fault stupid Moorad paid ridiculous money for him.

I feel bad for the guy, really. He’s still a very good fielder whose bat just vanished. I hope someone else gives him a shot and he does well for them.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Jan 15, 2010 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

Sexson

Sexson always makes these lists and I always protest. The contract was not a bad contract. He played well, but got injured early… not his fault, not the org’s fault.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Jan 15, 2010 5:47 PM EST reply actions  

And a one-year deal

Is NEVER that bad. It just isn’t. It’s Ortiz/Byrnes/Stottlemyre/Mantei.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds kinda like...

Eric Byrnes…

Actually, I know what you mean. I don’t see why Sexson has any business in the top 5, regardless of the results.

by Azreous on Jan 15, 2010 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a difference...

Byrnes got hurt in the first year of a three-year deal, Sexson got hurt in the middle of a one-year deal.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm aware.

Mostly I’m just giving John some grief.

by Azreous on Jan 15, 2010 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The Sexon fiasco

Although I thought signing Russ Ortiz (whose fastball is still slower and with less life than mine at my present elderly age) was hands down the worst deal in D-Back history (and I thought it would be at the time of the weird signing) the galling thing about the Sexon signing was that he went down to some injury then left. He had no sense that he owed the fans anything – just took the money and went to some cold city someplace where people wear black berets, smoke French cigarettes, drink lattes, and whine about the weather all the time.

No bitterness here.

by NASCARbernet on Jan 15, 2010 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I could see how

people might think it’s Tempe, but really, it’s not. Tempe is too warm most of the time. . .

by NASCARbernet on Jan 15, 2010 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

Nobody on the road Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air The summer's out of reach

by 4 Corners Fan on Jan 15, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Part of it is

The talent we gave up for him, including Lyle Overbay and future All-Star Chris Capuano. But paying someone almost $100,000 per at-bat is never a good thing. Unlucky? Sure. But still a horrible deal, purely in terms of the results. IIRC, he was rushed back from injury, took two swings and that was it for the year too.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Jan 15, 2010 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

and....

Counsell. Makeup of the team changed with that trade, and has never been the same since :)

by Counsellmember on Jan 15, 2010 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Word up :)

I know he wanted to go there, but I still miss him!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jan 15, 2010 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

"Future All-Star Chris Capuano"

Slightly deceiving, given his meteoric downfall shortly after.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Still a massive improvement

Over 90 Sexson at-bats.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Jan 15, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

But let’s not get out of hand, here. :)

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Lovely :-)

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 11:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Sexson’s OPS in the previous 4 years were: 914, 927, 867, 889. At the time Sexson was legitimately one of the best power hitters in the game. The injury was a fluke. We gave up two mediocre players for him.

The Byrnes and Ortiz signings were of a completely different class altogether. Neither had any sustained success in their careers and no real baseball people thought any flashes of brilliance they may have showed would be duplicated. And they were signed for far too long.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Jan 15, 2010 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It may be just coincidence

But I find the cliff his numbers fell off after steroid testing was introduced in 2006 to be…. interesting. The guy went from 39 homers and a 144 OPS in 2005, to barely hitting the Uecker Line and an 84 OPS+ in 2007.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Jan 15, 2010 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Good point, there. Perhaps it wasn’t just bad luck. Although I don’t know if a team could have been expected to know a guy like Sexson (not particularly bulky) was on roids.

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Jan 15, 2010 8:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah

I tend to think the infamous “whispers” may have been more about someone like Troy Glaus.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Jan 15, 2010 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it's just me,

But is it a little hasty to say we’re releasing him? DFA means he’s off the 40-man roster and we have ten days to try to trade him, and the Mets just lost Beltran for 12 weeks. Say we pay all of Byrnes’ 2010 salary, is it crazy to think we could get a decent prospect back from the Mets and Omar “panic move” Minaya? The guy is still a plus defender and can definitely man center field at Citi Field, which isn’t an easy task. Put him at the bottom of your order, realize that you’re only playing him because your other options are Angel Pagan and Fernando Martinez, and try to hold fort at the start of the season until Beltran returns. Seems like a massive win-win to me.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

He won't be here

And that’s what matters. :-)

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Jan 15, 2010 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

We agree!

I think it’s quite hasty. Let’s get 500K back from the Mets and donate it to Upton’s favorite charity. This feels like a move designed to placate the fans distaste for Byrnes, much like his signing was an attempt to placate their man-crush for him.

by Counsellmember on Jan 15, 2010 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't even want the money

If I’m the Mets right now, I’m pissed that I have to go spend money on another outfielder because I’m not depending on Fernando Martinez. So, why don’t we give them one for free? Eat the entire salary, be their savior, get a prospect back. Our system still needs strengthening.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Because

I thought the Mets would rightly balk at any prospect, no matter how crappy from their crappy system. Point is, getting anything for Byrnes is justified here.

by Counsellmember on Jan 15, 2010 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

We'll see

Although that is a good point. Their system does blow.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

getting anything for Byrnes, like legal mitigation. How much do you think the Shaggin’ Wagon is worth?

by NASCARbernet on Jan 15, 2010 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

A gift card

To The Sizzler. Fifty bucks or so.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm…. Sizzler. It’s a deal!

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Jan 15, 2010 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You're letting Burns go

way toooooo cheaply there. Have you ever heard of Ruth’s Crist?

by NASCARbernet on Jan 15, 2010 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

But if you get the gift card for there

Then it won’t cover the whole meal. At The Sizzler it’ll cover like seven meals. Diarrhea included.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 15, 2010 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Jan 15, 2010 8:46 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

+1

What's your name? Sandwich. What's your first name? TUNA.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jan 15, 2010 11:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Sad day

No dancing in the streets from me, I’d wanted the club to at least give the guy 1 last spring to prove himself, no harm in Parra playing some AAA for half a season in my view :( I fear this may come back to haunt us…..

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Jan 15, 2010 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

S W E E T!!!!!!!

Conga line down Avenida del Yaqui starts at 11pm, BE THERE1

The guy is a failure as a DBack, why would anyone want to give the over paid bum a shot in ST, what in the heck were the last two years like?

"I've been around long enough to know how ignorant I am. I don't assume the universe obeys my preconceptions. Huh! But I know a frelling fact when it hits me in the face!"

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jan 15, 2010 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

Conga line starting now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI5mfE9dhFU

happy days indeed!!!!

"I've been around long enough to know how ignorant I am. I don't assume the universe obeys my preconceptions. Huh! But I know a frelling fact when it hits me in the face!"

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jan 16, 2010 1:11 AM EST reply actions  

Byrnes

You always gave 110%. What with sliding into 1st and doing exciting flip throws that never got anything done. But srsly. Nice Van.

I laugh until my head comes off.

by edbigghead on Jan 16, 2010 11:10 AM EST reply actions  

The saddest part is

That he’ll help someone this year as a good defensive replacement. And somehow we still can’t eat his entire salary and trade him.

"I've had Bailey's out of a shoe, though."

by Dan Strittmatter on Jan 16, 2010 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

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Hl_small Marc Fournier

Golden_dome_small Dan Strittmatter

Avogadro_small Zavada's Moustache

Small blue bulldog