Gameday Thread, #54: 6/3 vs. Dodgers
by Jim McLennan on Jun 3, 2009 7:00 PM EDT
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Posting this very early since, at 4:05pm [Arizona time], the Giants will be playing the Nationals and Randy Johnson will be going for win #300. Regardless of your opinion on the matter, it's a significant milestone and so I am exercising my Doc Marten-wearing, mint julep-sipping prerogative to open up this thread to follow that game as well as our own, later tonight.
The entire tone of this series flipped abruptly in one inning last night. Before the bottom of the eighth, it looked like Arizona was set fair for victory, taking the set and giving them an opportunity to sweep Los Angeles in their own park. Now, it seems like it's going to be a struggle to avoid dropping the series, especially with Jon Garland on the mound facing Chad Billingsley. Garland's last outing was awful, but if there's any comfort, it's that he has been much better on the road - his ERA splits to date are 2.13 vs. 8.71, with a road OPS 385 points better. It may largely be BABIP-related: Garland's "true" form is likely somewhere in the middle.
For Billingsley, the reverse is true - his home ERA is more than twice that on the road, though since his Dodger Stadium number is still only 3.66, we're not exactly talking lit up like Tony 'House of' Peña this series. All told, opponents have only managed a line of .230/.319/.306 against him, with right-handers below the Uecker Line, so expect to see as many southpaws crammed into the line-up as possible.
Probably not going to be about. Going full bore on the house-move thing, and have to take several boxes of books, DVDs, etc. over to Half-Price Books tonight, see what we can get for them! Azreous on the recap, and even if the game sucks (and after last night, my jaded state of fandom suspects this is certainly the most likely scenario), he can maybe talk about Randy Johnson instead.
Lineup
- Lopez - 2B
- Parra - LF
- Upton - RF
- Drew - SS
- Reynolds - 3B
- Montero - C
- Young - CF
- Whitesell - 1B
- Garland - P
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Meh......
I’m pretty much ambivalent about the entire thing.
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I found this picture of Hinch in the clubhouse after last nights debacle....crazy.
he still seems shocked…
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
Oh dear..... well, it's definitely him.
There’s the nose.
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I'm just glad he decided to keep giving Chris Young at-bats with him in the line-up and all.....
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
Ok, I laughed
Though I do feel for the guy. He can only deal the cards he’s been dealt and at the moment, that includes a sore Chad Qualls, two pitchers with six games above Double-A and Jon Rauch. I can’t fault those who argue blame has to be somewhat laid at those who constructed the pen, and thought Tom Gordon was a good use of resources.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Too bad
Tom Glavine released by the Braves
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
We could
sign him to replace Tom Gordon?
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Why is Young still here?
Him failing at life again last night was the second most frustrating thing that happened.
When will enough be enough?
I dont care how good he is in center field, he’s made of epic fail at the plate and it’s our bats and not our D that has been dragging this team into the abyss.
Please send Young down so he can screw his head back on straight.
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
by Turambar on Jun 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
CY
I heard fault being blamed on CY for not making that catch last night (the one that cleared the bases and gave me nightmares) and that he should have slammed into the wall trying.
No fault in him over-extending himself...LOL
but a .200 batting avg. and slugging % is as entertaining as the comedy show put on by our GM and our manager…..
This is a total clown show……
Enjoy it while it lasts…..hopefully not for long
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
Glavine is on DL also…
Hey Look, Drew in cleanup again. Aparently hinch manages on the “He must be due” theory. Like Pena must be due for a clean inning.
Drew is awesome..but he is a #2 hitter. Renyolds at #4 Parra at #5.
Freeze it..and make a popsicle
Drew is NOT a #2 hitter.
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He did okay in the leadoff spot last year, didn't he?
But I agree, not a good #2. Right now, I’d say he should be 6.
Did he?
Are we comparing his OBP to Chris Young’s, or the league average?
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In general
Drew hit .313/.362/.538 while batting leadoff last year, good enough for the second best average in the NL among anyone with 200 or more plate appearances there.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
Hmmm....
not bad. Who was first?
Also, how many players had 200+ PA’s there?
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Braves also make a trade today
The Braves made another major move Wednesday, acquiring All-Star center fielder Nate McLouth(notes) from the Pittsburgh Pirates for three prospects.
O-VER-RAT-ED
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Wow, this KC pitcher sucks!
I think it’s Bannister. Poor kid!! Just gave up a grand slam to Zobrist. (He’s on my fantasy team, so YESSSSSSSSSS.)
Pssshhht.....
stupid Extra Innings subscribers….
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Yeah, so?
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Justin Upton Contract Extension
Do you guys think he’ll be locked up long-term by your club or that they will attempt to build around him, and buy out his arbitration years? This guy is a great young player, he’s Bo Jackson-like in some ways. I don’t wanna see him leave Arizona….. he could turn that into a baseball town.
No.
Not enough money, and I assume Upton will do the same thing BJ has done and refrain from signing an extension before free agency.
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Training Time
Instead of watching AJ acquire his desperately needed education (normally accomplished in the minors) and waiting for those the organization is advocating to develop (normally accomplished in the minors), (hmmm, is that a theme?, but I digress), I’m going back to sleep.
Good riddance
to bad fans.
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This is gonna sound weird..But i Kinda hope in some miracle, we pick up Holiday from the A’s
Unload Tracy, Ojeda, Garland.. Or something
Freeze it..and make a popsicle
Holliday?
No, no, NO. Holliday sucks outside of Coors.
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Not to mention
the fact that Holliday expires at the end of the year, and is represented by Scott Boras.
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And What
Do you think you can get for a short first baseman, a utility infielder, and a mediocre (at best) starter? Trades involve ‘proven’ players or ‘potential’ players. Nobody you listed is either.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
Interesting stats for Garland they just showed
In his 4 wins, he’s allowed 5 earned runs
In his 4 losses, he’s allowed 25 earned runs
Garland
Similar to DD, he can be good or bad, but he’ll eat up innings. A career .500 (haven’t pulled exact stats) pitcher, who fills a role because better pitchers are expensive.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
Yeah,
I’m not a fan of the bullpen right now.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 3, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Dan Haren
looked really angry in that interview.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
I was pee-ed off last night
when my internet went down before the game.Now,I’m not so sad.
"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"
I WAS surprised, actually,
only by the sheer rapidity of the collapse.
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Yeah....
you didn’t exactly miss much, in the final estimation.
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Good bit of hitting
by Drew to lead off the inning.
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CYGIDP
He looks REALLY frustrated at himself.
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goshdarn it CY
getting yourself out is bad enough,leave the others alone.
"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"
If CY is going to play, maybe he should go back to leading off. Lopez isn’t that great leading off and at least that way CY (at least once a game and probably more) couldn’t GIDP as often.
I like that
But if he is going to play, I think he should try playing in Reno.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
CoJack
wasn’t really any better than CY at all….
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Because he's been sick ALL YEAR
I really think he’d have been much better if he were healthy.
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Big Josh
doing a lot of fielding work tonight.
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Garland
is due for a hit.
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HO!!
Um….. Felipe Lopez is due for a hit!!
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You know what's awesome about this game
I just spent the last two innings chatting on the phone with my grandfather about this team and yesterday’s game.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
I'm jealous
One of my grandfathers died 5 months before I was born and the other has been dead for over 20 years.
I'm very sorry
One of my grandfathers passed away three days after my sisters and I were born – in the same hospital. He was around just long enough to see us and then he was gone.
It’s always to unfortunate to miss out or lose those relationships.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
Playing Manager
And evaluating our lineup:
Lopez: Good productive second base. Not a great leadoff hitter, but adaquete.
Parra: Young, but looks like a decent 4th outfielder. Hustling could move him up.
Upton: Potential HOF type great, but very young. Time will tell (I’m old-I’ve seen a bunch of phenoms)
Drew: Solid over the long hall. Good hitting shortstops still are not common. Shouldn’t bat cleanup.
Reynolds: If he’d stop rushing his throws into errors, not bad at 3rd. If he’d learn when to back off his swings, he’d be a bigtime hitter. Currently a better choice at 1st, he’s a homer/strikeout hitter.
Montero: Always good to have a lefty catcher who can hit decently. Snyder is the main catcher, and pretty good (Not every team can have a Mauer)
Young: I wish I knew. He has power, can run, field, and he seems smart enough to learn to hit. But everybody in the league knows he is a sucker for the breaking balls.
Whitesell: How did 1st base become such a black hole? Whitesell is not a major league hitter. Tracy failed, but he was always too short for 1st. Jackson is better in left when healthy. Tony Clark will be a great bench coach.
Bench? Ojeda is one of those utility players you need to have; always plays hard and smart, making up for marginal talent. Roberts looks like the next Augie. Byrnes had one great (outlier) year, but otherwise he’s an average outfielder and mediocre hitter at best. He’s got a great future in marketing.
Who did I forget?
(not evaluating pitchers tonight)
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
This makes me wonder
can we get a few years of reliable relief pitching by trading Lopez, Ojeda or Montero?
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Please elucidate, please elaborate.
Cursory dismissals are much less interesting than actual discourse.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
maybe for Lopez, but not much relief
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
Reason
Most teams have a “utility guy” and a 2nd catcher already. As a 2nd baseman, Lopez can fill a hole from injury or mediocrity for a team in the hunt. But nobody is going to trade a proven reliever for any of them now.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
I'm not thinking
of a “heart of the bullpen” kind of player here. I was thinking of a long reliever and one or two short relievers with ERAs at (or a bit above) 4. Kind of a dull foundation we can use to support all our feast-or-famine relievers. It seems like they might be available for a second baseman with some offensive potential (and he hits well too! Nyuk! Nyuk! Hyuk!), a decent hitting backup catcher and a good utility player.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Package?
Might work, but I don’t see the team that has the needs/excess bullpen to go for it.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
I don't think I'd package them
but if I was playing general manager, I’d probably shop them around. If we could trade two of our reliable cogs for two reliable cogs from other teams, it’d do wonders for my blood pressure.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
True
But most GM’s want to trade problems for potential. What you get back may not help your BP (see:Rauch, Jon).
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
That's kinda like
the trades I’m imagining. At the time it looked like a good idea. It’s just hindsight that makes it go sour.
Lopez, Ojeda and Montero aren’t really problems if we’re evaluating them the way you are in your original post. They’re just luxuries for a struggling team. We could trade of some of our surplus strength and shore up a weakness in return.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
I’d have to go into a lengthy post to explain why, but the bottom line is that you’re not going to get a big return on any of those three unless you get really, really lucky. Maybe if a team needs the spare parts, they’ll give you a prospect.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
Oh do try
“You’re wrong but I don’t want to tell why” is so unsatisfying.
Essentially what I’m advocating is trading one type of spare part for another. As ‘Skins points out below, 4.0 ERAs aren’t especially good. I’m sure there are teams out there who’d be willing to get Lopez, Montero or Ojeda in exchange for a mediocre but reliable pitcher.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
didn’t say you were wrong, just that I was skeptical.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
Ah I see
Still not very satisfying.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Apparently so
but if you ever want to add more than a pat on the head and a “you wouldn’t understand,” I’ll be sure to check back later.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
All Due Respect
’T’aint you. I’m the lazy one. I’m going back to the game.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
You DO realize
that a reliever a bit above 4 ERA will give up nearly a run every other inning pitched?
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Yes I do
That’s why I chose it. But half a run for every inning of relief looks pretty good right now, especially if it comes at an even pace. That’d give us some good options in games like last night. A reliable 4.0 ERA isn’t great in a 1 or 2-run game, but I would love to have that kind of option when we have a bigger lead.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Yeah,
but that’s not how baseball goes. It’s a game of hot and cold. Very few pitchers are THAT consistent.
Go Dbacks. (Temporary signature)
Pretty solid,
by the way. Disagree on a few points, but on the whole, good.
Go Dbacks. (Temporary signature)
Unllike last night,
there seems to be hardly anyone here tonight.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
I might go watch
SYTYCD instead of the game. Dunno yet…
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I always feel guilty about switching. Like I’m abandoning the team, or something. Cause they’re really going to play better if I’m watching…
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
And we keep hoping
that if we keep watching, something wonderful will happen!
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 3, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions
:::poke:::
Hiii =)
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Oooh,
so THAT’S your new signature.
Mine’s longer than yours.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Yep...
Know which song? =)
Of course, yours is longer…
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
He did it just to bug me....
Hey, can you do something so he’ll change it to bug you instead?? ;)
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Tee hee....
I can certainly see that!!!
Well…it’s Phil here, we’re talking about here. Whatever it is he is doing already bug me. =P (He know how easily annoyed I am about a few things. He could write a book about it.)
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Dunno it offhand, actually.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Nobody
Asks about the song line that is my signature
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
Widespread Panic’s “Rebirtha”?
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Of course...
I have the song on my iTunes. It’s been awhile since I listen to it tho… but yeah, I like how you use it as signature. =)
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Leave it
to the deaf chick to recognize the song lyrics. ;-)
And…. that’s another smack the next time she sees me.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
I can’t wait to see you tomorrow night. =)
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Am I
changing your oil?
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Yeah, if you still want to?
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
wow
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow....
to what? That he’s doing an oil change on my car?
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
oh nothing
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
What??
There’s no sexual innuendo here. At least, not intentionally.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
i said nothing
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
alright. ::shrug::
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Hey-
you’re fun sized?
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
yeah
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
no you're not,
where are going with that?
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
And probably
one from me too! Meanie! :P
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Great. All I need
is my foes combining forces.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Don't worry, 'Skins
In your time of need, Jim, soco, and I will all be there.
Not to help, just to watch and laugh, but we’ll be there.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
It's
Rolling Stones’ “Anyway You Look At It”.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
LoneyFAIL.
But he DID get Flip.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
So
Anybody watch Conor on General Hospital, yet?
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
Do I seem
like the kind of guy who watches General Hospital??
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Maybe
If it was Reynolds who was guest starring.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
Nope.
Still no. Not any more likely than I am to watch ER or Grey’s Anatomy.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Not much chance of ER anymore
Because they’re girly or because they’re medical shows? Watch House?
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
I love House.
…until I saw the episode on cochlear implant. =\
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Why?
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
I believe the episode is up on Hulu. Watch it and you will see why.
It make my heart ache to explain it on here.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Meh.....
tell me about it on gchat.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
okie dokie, babe.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Because
they’re soap operas.
I also hate Grey’s Anatomy with a burning fire, but that’s because of who it reminds me of.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
ER isn't even on anymore,
so you’re safe on that.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 3, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh don't lie, you would TOTALLY do it
if it were Reynolds!! ;)
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Even I
have standards.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
If somebody put up a youtube clip
of JUST his scene…. I bet you’d secretly watch it…. ;)
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, sure.
Just for the novelty aspect.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Nope, I DVR'ed it but haven't watched yet.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 3, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Same here
I was hoping someone could give me a time frame so I can fast-forward!
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
OH! Just checked --
it is right at the very beginning.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 3, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Was it delicious?
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He was quite cute!
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 3, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I couldn't tape it
as it is on the same time as Days of Our Lives (which I am about to ditch watching for good as the show is awful). I’ll watch CoJack later tonight on ABC.com if I can stay awake (or tomorrow).
Ugh....
Angel Campos behind home plate for the 2nd time in 3 games?
Great. Another tiny K zone.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Jebus Christ....
what IS this, the American League?? Is ANYTHING a strike?
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Check in every half hour or so?
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 3, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Drew!
2-2.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Drew with his second hit
Nice to see him coming around.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
Drew CS
Not helping, Stephen.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
Hang on
he’s safe, since Reynolds walked.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
Was he just rehearsing for later?
When he leads off second, falls asleep and gets picked off by the pitcher? Or did that already happen?
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
You know it's hard to tell
Days run together.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
I try to keep track
by making hash marks on the wall.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Near Bad
Drew almost CS. Thanks for the walk.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
Jebus.....
Miggy has NOT made the expected progress offensively.
Oh, boy, now it’s Chris Young with 2 outs.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
That takes some of the pressure off Chris
and Twinner. Now CY only has to get one out, and Twinner doesn’t have to curse him for a double-play.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
But isn't it refreshing
to aim them at someone new?
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Miggy K
Trying to go golfing. Those pitches were way out of the zone.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
And....
Chris Young must have a pretty lousy reputation, because even Angel Campos is giving him a huge strike zone.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Chris!
He did something right! He walked!
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
Whitesell grounds out
Sigh.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
Baby steps.
CY didn’t GIDP, strike out, or pop up.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
OT
Funny picture time:
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
that is so wrong
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
If by "wrong"
you mean “hilarious and random”, then yeah, it’s pretty wrong.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
no that's not what i mean
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Where've
you been, anyway?
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
lurking
re you worried about me?
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
You two need to stop talking to each other
Your SIGs are so grossly over-sized, it’s blowing up the GDT.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Jun 3, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
Don't say nothing about A.J. Pierzynski without good cause , even if you do have one i will still kick your butt. As the young woman who believes he's better than most idiots around here that don't understand him. i like my menace. GO SOX! Women rule the world Men just live in it to do as we say.
by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Go to something pithy.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 3, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Okay Jenny....
I have him in headlock. You can go ahead and running his foot over.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
ohmigosh…seriously?
I wish I was there to see that.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Gawd.
Me too.
It’d be one of those ’I’d check to see if your foot’s okay but you aren’t bleeding and I’m laughing too hard, give me a moment to catch my breath’ moments.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 3, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
that's not how you really feel
is it?
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
your crankiest
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
bye
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
crankiness
i can’t spell sometimes
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
funny, but wrong
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Back from Half Price Books
With about ten times as much money as the gentleman in the picture above.
Mind you, for about eight years worth of crap, it probably isn’t so much….
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Now
THAT’S gangsta.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
Yeah
I’m just going to go roll around the bed in it for a bit. They did look at me oddly when I asked for it all in dollar bills…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Jun 3, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
That would be
dolla billz, dawg.
So, I had to change my signature because it had gotten old, but I didn't know what to replace it with. Until snakecharmer revealed a deep, dark secret to me: she dislikes long signatures that are essentially about nothing. So, naturally, the only thing to do was to make my new signature be really long and stupid. HAHA! Take THAT, Jenny!! Whatcha gonna do now??
It's all about
the Washingtons baby!
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
When I take 8 years of crap to the used book store
I usually come back with seven and a half years of crap and about 17 dollars. By my count, you’re doing pretty well.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Looks like another night
Of offensive fail, when our pitcher has more hits than the non-Drew rest of the lineup.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
+1
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 3, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
And heck, it's surprising
enough when it’s Drew…
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
um, jon that's not good
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
about what?
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
ugh
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you, very much
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
Doesn't matter
if the score’s still 0-0
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah,
but if your game was 3-0 Dbacks, I wanna pass into THAT universe.
Go Dbacks. (Temporary signature)
He was talking about soccer, apparently
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, so baseball.
How’s that goin?
(I missed the first four and a half innings eating delicious steak fajitas)
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 3, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
i want one
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
oh that sounds good right now...
I haven’t ate anything the entire day.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
greedy
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this a 'food blog'?
(He says as he eats a meatball sandwich)
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
It's a
me being really happy my boyfriend can cook because I can’t comment. =)
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 3, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
alot of that is going around
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
=(
::hugs::
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
oh meatball sandwich...
that sounds good too.
The best meatball sandwich? Uncle Frank’s in Clifton, NJ.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
OK
I’ve had some good ones. The Green Room in Flagstaff makes a decent sandwich, and it’s cheap.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
Somewhere
foulpole is so proud of Wolf for striking out on 10 pitches.
Go Dbacks. (Temporary signature)
this probably would sound like a dumb question....
but who is foulpoul? You’ve mentioned of him a few times last year and I’ve never got around to ask you who he is.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
He's a dude
who gets hated on, but really wasn’t that bad.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
Well, to be fair,
he was really more stupid and stubborn than anything else.
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a K and a stolen hmm
Drew could’ve done so much better
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
By swinging the bat?
Yeah, at least it couldn’t have gone any worse than it did.
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yeah a gidp
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 3, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Is anything good happening in this game??
by snakecharmer on Jun 3, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah.
Garland’s continuing to pitch awesomely on the road.
He’s frustrating the Hell out of the Dodgers’ players and fans in their home stadium.
::knocks wood::
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bad parra
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm quite sick
of this Qwest commercial.
Not only because I dislike Qwest, and because it’s not funny the 500th time, but because the message of the commercial is…… “Don’t trust your computer. Trust the internet.”
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I've always thought that's lame.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Yes.
But it’s “Trust our TWO free GB, because it’s effing expensive past that.”
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Okay,
Wesley and I have been discussing this, and we want some opinions.
What are the thoughts on sending Chris Young up to Reno for a week or two? Is there a chance that he’d remember that he can hit?
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah, yeah.
Nevermind, I just read the thread.
My bad.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions
Reno ?
How ’bout Kabul?
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
Only
if he has to walk back.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Would he know
what to do with a bat?
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
WELL THE WORLD NEEDS DITCH-DIGGERS TOO !
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
well,
If nothing else, we should keep Parra for his arm.
He just overthrew home plate.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
1-0 dodgers yuck
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
Hey!
We caught a guy stealing!
Now, if we could only score some runz…..
Go Dbacks. (Temporary signature)
Runz are important!
Who wants to remind the team of this?
by snakecharmer on Jun 4, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
i balme you for this
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions
where's your brain?
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
is that my fault?
usually i say those things
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
well, what can you do or say
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Umm
I thought it was over here, somewhere. Oh, wait; I’m letting the neighbor borrow it.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
aww well
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions
for that run
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions
By the way,
is Garland setting some kind of personal season record for strikeouts? Because he sure seems like it.
Go Dbacks. (Temporary signature)
fail
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Uh oh
get ready to roll the dice.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
true
We have a dynamite bullpen. It blows up.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
Tonight
I’m hoping it blows up in the right direction
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
And be ready
for a save vs nausea?
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
This is too depressing....
for me to watch. I’m going out to get a drink. Will be back.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
get me one two
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Make mine a double
Preferably with at least one runner in scoring position
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
McNuggetini?
Absolut Vanilla
McDonalds’ chocolate shake
McNugget
Glass rimmed with bbq sauce
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Oh the horror!
I’m never gonna be able to un-imagine that, am I?
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Oh Phil.....
there goes my dinner. Ugh.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
bring him 3
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
yes i am
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
It'll do no good
none of us want to take advantage of you so you can just put away those condoms and feathered whips.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
i do =)
(snickers)
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
no i'm not
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
j/k
joking
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm kidding
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
Who would have ever thought that the two most respected organizations in Az
would give ’way to the Cardinals……..
They are our shining light…
the day has come????
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
Wow Soco.......
Suns — Owner, horrible
GM, terrible
Coach, questionable
DBacks — Owner, horrible
GM, terrible
Coach, what’s nothin’ times nothin’
Cardinals — Owner, questionable
GM, qualified & intelligent
Coach, promising and qualified
Any questions ?
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
uuuuummmmmm...because you asked the question there cowboy....
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
don't you see, up above, up there, just up above, you asked "WHO?" WHHOOOOO?
or did you forget? LOL
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
I see the problem here
Hoytsstash has put forth an attempt to discuss what he believes to be the Arizona Cardinals dominance over the Phoenix sports realm due to their recent successful season. In response, soco has replied with a feigned confusion, signifying his lack of interest in the gridiron team. However- and I think you’ll agree, this is where the ensuing amusement occurs- Hoytsstash has misperceived soco’s feigned confusion for genuine confusion on the topic! Oh, such hilarity!
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
Oh ho ho!
I just flew in from Reno, and boy are my arms tired!
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
Cardinal dominance....LOL, yeah, THAT'S what I said.....LOL
LOL ! Yeah….right…..you are a funny little thing kishi……
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
I made a HUGE mistake.......failed to recognize that soco roots for ASU, DBacks
and the Buffalo Bills…..seeing that they have so much in common…LOL
And when the hell did Buffalo leave the CFL ? That’s news to me…….crazy.
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
Man
you sure loves you some ellipses.
I know you’re thinking you’re the internet tough guy here, but one Super Bowl appearance doesn’t a “shining light” make. The fact that Phoenix fans are suddenly Cards fans first is exactly what is wrong with Phoenix fans to begin with: frontrunning.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
Internet "tough guy" LOL. Yeah, that's it. LOL
Never did I say I was a Az Cardinal fan, nor a Suns fan. I simply stated that it is surprising to see the fall of the Suns and DBacks while the Cardinals have risen……LOL….never was there a statement of allegiance.
You certainly have ‘assumed’ quite a bit to this point…..
LOL……
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
Well...
They’re okay.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
That probably
should have read,
“I enjoy
a good ellipsis or two, as well…”
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Phoenix is a town of transplants. Some of us maintain our old allegiances.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for teaching me that....
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
You're very welcome
If there’s anything else I can inform you of, just let me know.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
if Warner stays healthy -- that is, he doesn't get his head knocked off --
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
This is why
I chose to change the channel. Frustrating little men!
by snakecharmer on Jun 4, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
moar runz and less fail
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
good night
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
screw that, get some cocaine
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
aspirin
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions
why not?
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
To get
a “freebase” you add a base (like baking soda) and aspirin is an acid. At least, that’s the basics of my chemistry knowledge.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
oh ok
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
I had absolutely no idea
that the “base” in “freebase” referred to a chemical base.
This did, however, remind me of this.
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Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood?
I have it on DVD. I’ll lend it to you sometime.
Brilliant first half, second half has its moments. Very episodic.
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Hey kids
Long-time GTD skimmer, first-time poster. I suspect it’s been discussed before, and maybe this is something that’s been going on for a while and I’ve just now noticed it, but what’s up with Gracie and the random facts lately? Tonight, top of the 6th, it was “1/3 of people cannot snap their fingers”. Last night, don’t remember the inning, it was “99% of people cannot lick their bellybutton.” Totally non sequitur, apropos of nothing. Have I just been missing this for years, or is this a new thing?
I think
the more leads our bullpen screw up, the more drunk he’s getting behind the scenes.
And welcome!
Can't say
I’m not following suit. And thanks. You can thank/blame ‘Skins to a degree for my presence. I wasn’t aware that there were any other D-Bags/Deadskins fans in the wild ’til I popped in on here.
by Augie O'Hater on Jun 4, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh good, more things
we can blame on skins!
by snakecharmer on Jun 4, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
You should realize that
56% of all statistics are made up….
by snakecharmer on Jun 4, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
It's called
“Sex Panther.”
60% of the time, it works every time.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
Welcome!
Gracie just gets random sometimes. And it was 99% can’t lick their elbow. (Okay, so I listen to his randomness.)
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 4, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh...
I know about the random. The BIRD from last season ranks among the top baseball calls ever. This feels more planned, tho
by Augie O'Hater on Jun 4, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Grace
seems to me to be a lot like John Madden. When the game is good, he can be a great commentator. When he gets bored with the game, he starts rambling about anything at all.
Welcome to the Snakepit!!
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It's
sad how much people hate on Madden. I know he’s not the best commentator, but the dude is far from football-stupid (not saying you think he is).
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
No, he's certainly not football-stupid.
He just forgets to talk about the game when it gets outta hand.
In a close game, he’s fantastic. His great advantage is the vast number of inside contacts he has throughout the league.
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Dude, it's gonna happen now that you asked for it.....
by snakecharmer on Jun 4, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Isn't that why we're using the bullpen?
Crazy is what they do best.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Jon Rauch
is suddenly our best bullpen pitcher. That’s interesting?
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I've been saying it for a while now
but nobody listens to me… :P
by snakecharmer on Jun 4, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
The truth?
I can’t handle the truth
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
It's interesting
in the same way that “Interesting Times” are interesting.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Yes,
leadoff runner is good. It’s been a while, so you might have forgotten.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 4, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Here comes the Reynolds bomb
We need a lead to blow in the 8th, after all
Preparation
is the key.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
I'll see your Woooooo
and raise you a Hooooooo!
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Seems to be
something Upton’s done for awhile that Reynolds is now picking up.
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OK
1st and 3rd, one out. Now score.
"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"
If we can't......
We’re in maaaajor trouble.
by snakecharmer on Jun 4, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions
C'mon, Miggy
Get a run in here.
How’s everyone tonight?
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
ok and disturbed
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Well
If you weren’t disturbed, someone probably wasn’t doing their job.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
true
i also brought it on myself
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
Watching Mythbusters
We gave up on the game.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Apparently
The right choice.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
They've got
a pretty great rig for the car cling myth. CHANGE IT.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
Oops.
New episode.
They tested whether or not someone could hang on to a car when it stops at various speeds. And had a great rig to make sure when they fell off the car, they didn’t actually fall off.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions
Well we're pretty off topic
and possibly drunk and high. How are you? :)
by snakecharmer on Jun 4, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Nowhere near that
But I did get a root beer float, so yay?
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
Culvers
Root beer float made with frozen custard = flawless victory
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
Oh.
Sounds tasty.
(Sonic has free ones until midnight tonight)
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm.....
that sounds really good to me right now.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
I'm thinking about
getting one after the game.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions
arugh...
I have “everybody in the club gettin’ tipsy” stuck playing in my head.
make it go away.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
ohmigosh....
freaky.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Same here
Emily has assured me that I’m happier that way, though.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
No.
Some other Emily.
If you had Twitter, you’d know.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
he loathes twitter
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
That
is why we taunt him about it.
Besides, a year ago this time, I hated Facebook. And now look at me.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
you have one?
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
really has declined the past couple years. I dread logging on most days.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
how so
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Well.
My mom can now get a facebook.
(I much prefer the leaving it to students approach. My mom got all offended when I deleted her.)
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
I like facebook better...
when it was a college network. Meh.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
i have the same problem
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
It's true
Emily’s mom has ruined Facebook.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
Hey,
you guys can make fun of my mom all you want.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
did you mom ever tell you
to get over yourself
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude...
cool it.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
umm, don't call me dude
i’m over it now
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't know what I did
other than give a couple friends permission to make fun of my mom, since she’s a bitch and I do it regularly, but I apologize?
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions
My Great Aunt Mary Jane is on facebook. Nobody’s great aunt should be on facebook.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
MY great aunt
is on facebook!
Man. WTF.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions
terrible
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions
But
you’re a great aunt to an almost one year old.
The baby can’t get a facebook.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 4, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously?
My great aunt Judy is on Facebook…. and she’s actually one of my favorite Facebook friends. She’s AWESOME.
My great grandpa is on Facebook now, too.
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your whole family is on facebook
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Not my parents,
thank Jebus.
Although I’m constantly being friended by random Lacovaras from other countries. I guess it’s legit, because there’s so few of us with the name.
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hmm
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions
not that I blame him...
it’s kinda gay.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
and boring
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't
know if my twoozlelist can handle a ’Skins barrage.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
I'll wake up
and there will be 200 @socosoco tweets all like
@socosoco K.I.T.!
@socosoco don’t forget, game thread tomorrow! bee there or bee square!
@socosoco huh huh huh I’m in your tweeter, makin tweets
@socosoco so who’s @meghanmayhem? is she hott?
@socosoco nah I’m just jerkin your chain. speaking of jerkin chains, how about that mark reynolds?
@socosoco so how about them bills, huh? they suck
@socosoco OH MY CAPS ARE ON OOPS
@socosoco HEY HOW YOU DOIN
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
LOLOLOLOL
I can totally see him doing that.
Especially with “so… who’s @meghanmayhem? is she hott?”
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Hahahaha....
I like you. You’re cool in my book.
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
Well
It would interrupt the tweets between your wife and Jenna about which players are hot.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
That's true
it would be almost be a blessing in disguise.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
HEY BOTH OF YOU
I CAN READ. Jerk faces. See if I respond to your posts about Gossip Girl!
"I refuse to let you use my own words in context against me!" -Daily Show
Actually
I’d encourage you to respond to any posts I made about Gossip Girl so you could find out who’d stolen my account.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
I'd doubt it
If, for some reason, you stole my account, I’d at least expect you to do something more entertaining than just post what you’d post on your regular account.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
Meh.
Not really worth my time. I don’t need to “follow” anybody except for myself.
And I pretty much only do THAT when I’m drunk.
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huh
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions
thanks
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions
McNuggetini?
Dare I ask?
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
NO!
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh, yeah
Now that I see the picture, I do recall seeing that somewhere and blocking it from my memory.
Seriously, if you’re going to go with a fast food milkshake, why not go with a good one, like Jack-in-the-Box?
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
If I had the power
I would probably approve the usage of this word… but I don’t, so…. maybe for Friday night’s game?
by snakecharmer on Jun 4, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm slaying orks at the moment
please tell me that wasn’t a double play
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Thanks
I’m now gonna slip into an alternate reality where Miggy hit a double.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Good choice
Maybe I’ll start up the PS2 and replay the series on MLB The Show.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
Are you sure?
I think CY may just hit for the cycle.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Two in one blow!
Doesn’t have the right ting to it. Next time can he try for a septuple play?
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
OH NO
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by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIGGY GIDP…..
Wasn’t he suppose to eventually be good at swinging the bat?
Because he can’t play catcher for shit…..
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Upton long term contract
So you guys don’t think that the Dbacks will be able to lock up J Upton to a long term deal?
I'm unreasonably hopeful
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Kinda depends on the next couple years, I think.
Both in terms of finances and of how good our ball club is.
Right now I see it as like 30/70 he stays.
"Hey Justin....
“How about you sign for cheap, long-term deal with a club that doesn’t seem to have a plan to put together a winning club any time soon.”
“Uh, no, I think I’ll wait for the NYY to back up the money truck, thanks”
by Augie O'Hater on Jun 4, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
But do youthink Arizona will offer soon?
I think them taking that step will be a huge part of it
by TheNaturalMevs on Jun 4, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
I think they gotta
pretty up their performance a bit first.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Why is Snyder not the main starting catcher…He plays soooo much better being everday with Miggy as back up.. Montero swings for fences every time..and thats the result
Freeze it..and make a popsicle
Snyder
is the main starting catcher, Montero just gets more starts than a normal backup.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
Why the Hell
are the Dodgers playing “Don’t Stop Believin’” with a 1-0 lead?? That seems like bad karma.
Pretty arrogant for the team with the best record in baseball, too.
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They
started that “tradition” last year when they were still behind us in the standings.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
It's an underdog's song.
And when you have the best record in baseball, and far and away the biggest budget in your division, playing that song makes me want to line up everyone associated with the Dodgers’ organization and shoot them all.
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Oh I understand
but that’s how it got started so I imagine they just believe it’s some sort of new tradition.
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
That's like
the YANKEES…. the eternally favored YANKEES…. playing “Don’t Stop Believin’”.
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Or
The Golden Horde.
I dunno, I was trying to think of another team that won a lot, and I’ve been on a Mongol kick.
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
It seems like
nearly every football league in the world has a team or two that has won the vast majority of championships; most leagues devolve into “who will be second place this year.”
Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!
I ****cking hate the Dodgers
for playing “Don’t Stop Believin’”
And people say I'm cynical, they never want the truth but life will have more twists and turns than found in any book....
reninds me of '05
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
i had great time
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions
And right after
Glee kinda made that song appealing too.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
I'm gonna file that
next to the Nuggetini in “Things I don’t want to think too hard about”
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
If nobody's done it yet...
That would make for a great Sedona red t-thirt
by Augie O'Hater on Jun 4, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Sedona red in color,
nothing else on the shirt but a giant silhouette of Clay Zavada’s ’stache?
Go Dbacks. (Temporary signature)
So I come back from Sonic and it doesn't look good
On the other hand, I now have 100% more free rootbeer float than I had previously.
We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen
Apparently
It’s rootbeer float night in the ’Pit
"We can plant wild flowers on roof tops and be unorthodox urban honey pioneers."
Against..
the biggest man in the world, even
by Augie O'Hater on Jun 4, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
All right guys.
If you don’t show some effort in this ninth inning, I’m gonna half-ass this recap. I’LL DO IT SO HELP ME.
we don't care
sign
the dbacks
I LOVE A.J PIERZYNSKI, HE'S MY MENACE.. GO WHITE SOX! I'M NOT SHORT , I'M FUN SIZED!
by pierzynskirules on Jun 4, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions
Last 2 nights..Pena sucks it up against the same 3 that Zevada just sat down 1-2-3.. Hmm hind sight???
Freeze it..and make a popsicle
It's so hard to predict our bullpen
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Augie has a bat
Look upon our utility infielder, ye mighty, and despair
Or not...
Suck on some Byrnes, instead, suc….oh dear….
by Augie O'Hater on Jun 4, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions
That sounds a lot
like “Stop hitting yourself! Why are you hitting yourself?”
I like 1-2 punches better when we aren’t the ones getting punched.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Crossing my fingers
Crossing my toes
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
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