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Gameday Thread, #71: 6/23 vs Rangers

Texas Rangers at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 23, 2009 9:40 PM EDT


 

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Matt Harrison
LHP, 4-4, 5.43

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Max Scherzer
RHP, 4-4, 3.58

 

 

It's convenient that Jim goes AWL (no, not a typo) right as I get back from the Power Soccer National Championships. So, this won't be a terribly good preview since I know very little of what's been going on these past 5 days! Everybody please be sure to chip in your thoughts in the thread.

Max Scherzer's on the hill for the Diamondbacks as they try to recover from a sweep at the hands of the Seattle Mariners. Two 12-run games against the Royals and then three consecutive days with 3 or fewer runs scored is, well, it's the very picture of how the team has performed all season long. Scherzer has won his last two starts to improve his record to 4-4 and lower his ERA. It's quite possible that 3 runs could get the win - as long as the bullpen holds up...

What do we know about Rangers' starter Matt Harrison? Well at first glance, he has the same record as and a higher ERA than Scherzer. He seems to only be able to go 5 innings per game (though he had two consecutive complete games in May) and allows plenty of baserunners, if Arizona can take advantage. Texas is riding a losing streak with poor offense as well, but they are still six games over .500 and one game over Anaheim to lead the AL West.

Texas has won 7 of the last 8 matchups against Arizona, but for both teams, this feels like a must-win game. Who will come out on top? Tune in to find out...

As a follow-up to dahlian's point about Miguel Montero's playing time, catcher Chris Snyder has been placed on the disabled list. Luke Carlin was called up, and Conor Jackson was moved to the 60-day DL. Chris Young was a last-minute scratch from the lineup, and might also be headed to the disabled list. Is DbacksSkins on the recap tonight, or would anybody else like to take a crack at it?

 

Lineup

  1. Felipe Lopez - 2B
  2. Stephen Drew - SS
  3. Justin Upton - RF
  4. Mark Reynolds - 1B
  5. Gerardo Parra - CF
  6. Miguel Montero - C
  7. Eric Byrnes - LF
  8. Ryan Roberts - 3B
  9. Max Scherzer - P

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dear D’backs,could we keep the dissapointment to a minimum this time?

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Bummer

Snyder DL, Young out (when he might have been coming out of the doldrums), CJ to the 60. Oh well, maybe next year.

"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"

by pygalgia on Jun 23, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Scherzer

looks fired up. Nice.

"I know a place where life is a game, and Baseball's really real"

by pygalgia on Jun 23, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

It's

the eyes.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

a triple

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

but Max gets out of it

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I think so

often it feels as though it’s just me

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't blame them

It’s hard to be enthusiastic about this team lately…

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no blame

it just feels like I’m showing off

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I missed a word :)

I meant that I don’t blame them! ;)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember,

you and I were both in various places in the midwest over the past week.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

HR for Jup!!

It went off the outfielder’s glove and OVER!

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Usually

that happens AGAINST our outfield defense. :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Mark gets a hit

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

but caught stealing :-(

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gld to see an early lead

Now all we need is a complete game from Max.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Which do you think is more likely?

A CG from Max or the bullpen holding his lead? (If he leaves with one..)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd prefer the CG

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The bullpen holding the lead

They at least, on occasion, have done that…

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

but think of my ulcers!

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have more than one?

This team is detrimental to your health apparently!

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

my ulcers got ulcers

through the bullpen

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Syke!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 quick outs

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

and Eric singles

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

and a walk

maybe the good Dbacks have turned up

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Unpossible.

They’re playing in Phoenix.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lookit that!

Bases loaded, nobody out! Runz plzkthx?

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Seconded!

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So....

with the cat away, we mice must play. Anyone heard from Jim? Jenny and I think he might have wanted me to recap tonight, but he hasn’t mentioned it to me.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

4-0!!

Flip drives in 2.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

But still, 2 men on.

Moar runz plz

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

awesome!

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

::does his best Frito Pendejo impression::

I like runs

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 23, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Also

I like money

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 23, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, Drew....

booo…..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Bullpen up already?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Inning over.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

but two runs each inning from now on

would be ok

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would

not mind.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

do not

walk the pitcher

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Foul out.

And Mark makes the catch. ::whew::

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Mark at 1st base

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Mark at home plate

;-)

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhh....

we were talking about on the baseball diamond?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I kinda

Like Mark anywhere myself…

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome

to the Snakepit!!

But keep away from my mancrush Mark Reynolds!! :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

No can do…been crushing on this man since he came to the team. and oh yeah, he’s a good ballplayer too. :)

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too, dammit!

And I’ve been at the Snakepit longer. So I have dibs.

Hotclaws is 2nd in line.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Young's triple

doesn’t help my fantasy team, incidentally, except for his BA.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Williams

on the radio is gushing about Scherzer’s great progress over the past few starts.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

4-1.

Byrd with an RBI double. :-(

Walking the pitcher comes back to haunt Mad Max.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

aww bum

runs

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

*run

singular

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops

over active fingers

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, yahoo sports is acting weird. At least for me anyway

It says that Montero is playing LF and Byrnes is playing C…??

by Tim Weiss on Jun 23, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey,

they might both do better defensively at those spots?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew

Max flirts with using all of his four run cushion, but strands two in scoring position.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

less flirting,more strikes please

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

as if 'Skins could ever stop

his manly flutterings over \Reynolds

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

As if 'skins could ever stop

flirting with anybody… (Or should that be everybody?)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Only females. And Mark Reynolds.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I hate

is when I flirt and STILL strike out. :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

It’s not like you don’t get 3-ball counts though…. you just, y’know, epically fail. ;)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man....

imagine what I could do with 3 balls…

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Juggle?

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

No coordination. :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear.....

I would imagine that would be quite a mess…. the 3rd one would constantly be getting in the way.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

I wasn’t going to give you the satisfaction of insulting me.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

no,not really

it was smaller and kind of just tucked in there

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um......

I have to put on my Jim hat here and say this is not appropriate for this fine family website. Although I am somewhat interested, myself.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh geez..... "Jim hat"

Insert your own joke.

Didn’t catch that one at the time.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could

have used it for blackmail?

The Arizona Diamondbacks: Invincible in 18 innings since '01

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or sell it to the tabloids

What’s that one called, News of the World???

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey.

The Dbacks are winning, 7-2.

If you’re gonna be like that, you can GIDDOUT.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Reynolds

w/ a leadoff walk.

That’s right, people. He WALKS now, too.

Be afraid, NL. Be VERY afraid.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

He's getting pretty good at it

And if his eye for contact can become as good as his eye for the zone…

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

such pretty eyes too

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark

is getting good at drawing a walk

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh.....

Parra grounds into a DP. Mark erased. :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

poo

DP and a patented Eric"what a wally I am"Byrnes pop out

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

Salty single.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Saltalamacchia?

He’s on my fantasy team. I’ll have to look it up.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hey.

Mine too. (Okay, Wesley’s, that I sometimes contribute to)

Cracks me up that his name doesn’t fit on the jersey.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

Salty’s an awesome nickname, at least.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit Max,throw strikes

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't matter

if the Rangers are hitting them. :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Back to back singles to lead off the 4th.

This could be dicey, especially after not taking advantage of a leadoff baserunner last half inning. :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Harrison

strikes out on a foul bunt. Two outs in the inning.

C’mon, Max!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Le roof is open

Pretty sky. I hope it is open Sat. night when I’m in attendance.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

ahh poo

again

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame Eric

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

My cousin?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you related to Cartman?

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this description of Cartman . . .

Cartman is an obese, foul-mouthed, mean-spirited, selfish, and ill-tempered fourth-grader living with his hermaphrodotic de facto mother in the fictional town of South Park, Colorado.
.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

"hermaphrodotic"?

Not “hermaphroditic”? Interesting.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Westerdale, actually

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kinsler single.

4-2. Argh…..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Offense

is gambling with our fate, once again.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inning finally over.

C’mon, Dbacks. Make ’em pay this time.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

iawtc

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

c 'mon RR

let’s have a RRun

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

RyRo with the 8th man walk!

Scherzer’s turn to bat…..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Dubya

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I have no idea.

My DirecTV is out, so I’m listening to the game.

I blame Jim.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the flag is facing the wrong way on his jacket.

tisk tisk

http://somewhereforustofindtonight.blogspot.com/

by pepperdinedevil on Jun 23, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

False.

It’s facing the traditional way — with the field to the viewer’s left.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's supposed to be reversed

so it’s correct when seen in a rear-view mirror…

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like

ECANLUBMA?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

So why does it need to be correct if you are looking in a rear view mirror

but then it is backward if you are looking direct at it? Makes no sense.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

she was joking.

JenJen=comedyFAIL.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

The rule...

When worn on a person, or attached to a vehicle, etc, the union (the blue part) is always supposed to be the most forward part. This comes from the military as they used to carry actual flags into battle, and it symbolizes moving forward as opposed to retreat. Look at a soldier’s sleeve, you’ll see it correctly there.

http://somewhereforustofindtonight.blogspot.com/

by pepperdinedevil on Jun 23, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

False.

That only applies to members of the armed forces. It’s the same reason the 101st Airborne were allowed to wear their patches on the opposite side. (So the eagle would be advancing, never retreating)

The rule on people is open to interpretation, as the field is supposed to be “closest to your heart”. The only hard and fast rule is on the orientation of the flag on the left sleeve

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I feel like the commander in chief should sack up and go soldier style...

And to think, I was a Bush supporter.

(and I don’t care if that picture happens to be prior to his presidency)

http://somewhereforustofindtonight.blogspot.com/

by pepperdinedevil on Jun 23, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that,

and he removed the lens caps immediately after.

I think every president/presidential candidate over the past 50 years has had a picture taken of them like that, to be used by their political opponents.

I almost feel like it would be somewhat disrespectful for the C-In-C to consider himself a member of the military, unless he were an honest to God veteran. (Bush’s ANG service doesn’t count) Not to mention unpatriotic — the nation has a long and proud history of military submission to civilian command, from the very beginning. (Which is also what makes Seven Days In May so chilling!)

Wait, what were we discussing again? I was listening to myself talk….

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree for the most part

Except that he is the C-In-C. While technically not part of the military, he is in charge of it. And I’d like to think he isn’t retreating at any point.

Anyways, is there a game on or something..?

http://somewhereforustofindtonight.blogspot.com/

by pepperdinedevil on Jun 23, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

WSOP?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scherzer

with the successful bunt, but 2 outs.

C’mon, Flip.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

sac bunt is good

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only

if Flip gets on.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he does!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

woohoo

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

goes to 2nd on the throw home.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

RBI for Lopez!

5-2.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Flip RBI!

5-2. Lopez has his first 3 RBI game of the year.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He already has this year

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

that;s it

I’m making my Eric voodoo doll

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it back,

according to Baseball-Reference, he has in two games this year — 11 innings.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would we need somebody in left?

We already have a perfectly serviceable left fielder in Eric Byr…wait, never mind.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 23, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drew with an RBI single, too!

6-2!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey!

It’s that lady with all the damn flags!

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't recall the game,

but during one of the games this year, they kept laughing about her in another team’s GDT. Might’ve been at Purple Row.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

She does look wacky up there.

Just waves those flags like a madwoman.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

been a fixture there for years

"He who controls the Spice, controls the universe! "

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 23, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dreeeeeeeeeeew

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

and the starting pitcher gone :-)

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Harrison out.

Jason Jennings comes in to pitch.

Wow….. Jason Jennings? In the Rangers’ bullpen?? How the mighty have fallen….

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI 2B for JUpton!

7-2 as Droo scores.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

7-2!

Another double.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

#~~~~Jup is red hot

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually

he’s black…

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone else

follow the DBacks form out of state?

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

what do you mean by follow?

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quite a few

I think more of the people here are from out of state than from Arizona…

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm out of the country

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the

continent too

"He who controls the Spice, controls the universe! "

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 23, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

you mean currently

or born out of and now live here?

"He who controls the Spice, controls the universe! "

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 23, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I mean

Live in a different state but follow the Dbacks games

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh,I'm in the UK

and we have other non USAians too

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

a couple more from the UK

Greece, Taiwan, Brasil, Bosnia…. just to name a few

"He who controls the Spice, controls the universe! "

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 23, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have

a TON of out-of-state fans here…. even some regulars.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watched the World Series

Then I went to my first baseball game – Dbacks @ Giants – and I was hooked.

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her AIM s/n

is a pretty big clue. ;-)

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no

That’s the answer to why. ;)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome~!

I don’t feel so lonely now

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Well,

I’m originally from Arizona but I’ve lived in Kentucky for the last 3 years.

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hello

welcome

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

I need this. Kentucky doesn’t seem to believe in baseball much. mostly basketball. baseball always reminds me of home……

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should try being a Brit!

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

and cricket

which is baseball on tranquilizers

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pssshhht.

Kentucky = FAIL. They gave birth to Brandon Webb AND Mark Reynolds, yet they don’t find that completely awesome??

Actually, IIRC, I think Webby’s hometown has a sign that says “Hometown of 2006 NL Cy Young winner Brandon Webb”, or something like that.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with you.

People around here have basketball (UK) too far up their booties…..I don’t even think anyone around here would know who Brandon Webb is, yes, even if he’s a Cy Young winner. Sad….

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pssshhhht.

S’okay, our ’Cats beat your ’Cats in ’97. ;-)

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, to tell you the truth

your Cats are my Cats because I’m from AZ remember??? I don’t much care about basketball anyway so I would have no idea about that lol

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know,

but most Arizonans at this site are Scum Devil fans…..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not me

But I don’t have quite the hatred for ASU as some do. My mom and brother graduated from there, so it’s a little different.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

My great grandfather rode here on horseback from GA

and meant to go all the way to CA but stopped in AZ (it was just a territory).

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It hasn't really been too bad

until this week, getting up to 106, 107.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding? I think the hot weather is one of the things I miss the most.

Even though it does get pretty hot and humid around here, I hate how cold it gets in the winter. We had the worst winter storm this year. I cannot even begin to explain it. We were out of power for at least a week, with freezing cold weather, food shortage, fuel shortage, ugh….that is just the beginning. You would just have to be there to understand the magnitude of it. It was horrible and I don’t ever want to be a part of that again, EVER!

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I have only been in snow (and it was mostly melted) once.

It was freezing and I hated it. I like it hot and air-conditioned!

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're weird

I love snow.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You went to school

in Flagstaff. Probably because you wanted out of the heat, correct?

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Among other reasons

I found myself missing snow over the winter this year…

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I could be done with snow

for the rest of my life. I’ve had enough for a lifetime just from this winter alone.

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

didn’t you live in Utah?

(I miss the snow right now. I got sick of it when it started snowing in May.)

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

She was

talking to kishi

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I did

That wasn’t by my choice, though.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love snow.

In Washington, it’s AWESOME…. since they’re south of the Mason-Dixon line, when it snows a half inch, the entire city shuts down.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.....

my first semester in college, I didn’t miss ANYTHING about AZ. Esp. since it snows in DC.

Second semester is when I began to miss it a bit.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good call.

Otherwise, you would be a Dodgers fan UGH…..

My father rode here on station wagon from MA.

As did I, my mother, my brother and sister.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

My family surname

is the same as a small village dating back to Anglo-Saxon times, not 40 miles from where I live now.We never went far.

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

That’s an Anglo-Saxon town?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

My surname

is very English, and very meaningless.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

My surname

is one of the few in Italian that is also meaningless.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

My surname

Is English, but comes from Italian? I guess?

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 24, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

My surname

is French. Let the bashing begin.

by TwinnerA on Jun 24, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

I’ve got a little bit of French from both sides of my family, actually.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 4:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

The French

are awesome, there’s no need for hate.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

3 outs

lets get more runs

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Eric

sorry to bring up the baseball

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah....

he doesn’t really like to talk about that….

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez

Max is on 100 pitches

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

better that Max be on 100 pitches

than on meth?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

arg

Saltywotsit gets on again

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW!

Sounds like Drew just made one helluva play!!

Even the Rangers’ manager comes out to argue.

Drew is really starting to exceed my expectations for him defensively.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

there's the 3rd out

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

He was out on the replay but

I probably would have called him safe.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

You're killing me, blue

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.....

we hear from Gracie, constantly, that “tie goes to the runner”, but it’s almost always the opposite.

By the way, nice avatar!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

TC you suck

retire now

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Please.

I’m sure they can find you a job in the front office.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 23, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Just retire from the game. That’s all.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

everyone can stop panicking. I’m here now.

And Lopez is awesome.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 23, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

true

and hello

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh of relief...

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 23, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh good.

We were desperately lacking in nerdiness, but you, kishi and I are all here now, so we should be okay…

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

By our powers combined...

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flip with a triple.

Fliple?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I like it

http://somewhereforustofindtonight.blogspot.com/

by pepperdinedevil on Jun 23, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

It’s like Lopez heard people complaining about him not hustling.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

And....

Flip scores on the E by Salty. 8-2!!

Dammit…. I’m gonna be ****ing pissed if we lose the next two games 2-1 and 4-3.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

get him home Drew

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait

What just happened there? Did a return throw to the pitcher actually get away?\

Wow, that’s as sad as giving up a walk-off error.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Or

losing your season finale last year on a walk-off walk to Chris Young. :-P

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Washington

comes out to complain again, saying that Salty called timeout.

Oh boohoo. Sounds like BS.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

On replay

you could make an argument. But…

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 23, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the radio,

Matty made the point that the umpire gave him timeout to change balls, but he instead threw back to the pitcher.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

But....

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 23, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buts are for ashtrays, Timm.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Butts

are your face.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 23, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww.... dude......

sick burn.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Grace - "First time I've seen that"

DUDE! Clearly you haven’t seen the K-Rod SULK-OFF!

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

See, I'm a fan

of the offense.

Especially the heads-up-Salty-just-threw-it-over-his-head…steal?

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Flip and Droo

both with 3 hit nights.

Your turn, Upton!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

next at bat maybe

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

Are you single, by the way? (I’ve got a reputation to uphold, and I think by asking you this, I’ve done my job)

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is?

Really?

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh, excuuuuse me.

Jenny thinks she’s classy now cuz she’s dating a Mets fan.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grace and Sutton were talking about

the upcoming Mets series apparently? Yeah we may not talk for 3 or 4 days. ;)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

blah!

you didn’t tell me he was a METS fan!

Come on, you can do better.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heeey come on

I think what he said last week makes up for it though! ;)

(He’s a Dbacks fan too if that helps…)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay,

yeah, what he said last week helps.

But it’s gonna take a lot of sweet talking to forget he’s a Mets fan.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a SnakePitter...

He joined after a lot of arm-twisting. I’ll have him come by and win you all over. :)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and he hasn't been around for awhile.

Foulpole is also a Snakepitter who hasn’t been around for awhile.

Therefore, Jenny is dating foulpole.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I smell

a logical fallacy.

Or dessert.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 23, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, sorry.

I had Nico’s for lunch.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am?

Really?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

do be afraid

he’d dump you for Mark Reynolds in a heartbeat

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're one to talk!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

catch up with you later

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol okay, well

I don’t actually know the answer to that. It’s one of those weird situations, you know….but I am going to sleep alone if that answers your question.

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

O rly.....?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh g-d

’Skins.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 23, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he's

asking straight up, instead of incessant flirting and skirting the issue.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

This doesn't

disclude future incessant flirting and skirting the issue.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 23, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh....

you may not be seeing that much more..

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Retiring?

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why not?

Then what will we tease you about?

::looks at list:: OH yeah, all those things…

by snakecharmer on Jun 24, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

You'll find something, I'm sure.

Tell you boudit later on gchat.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

What??

Like I said, I’ve got a rep to uphold. Now I’ve done my due diligence.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Esme

getting the outs

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it's okay for me to retire for the night.

2 hours later than AZ out here and I have to get up at 5. Hope I don’t wake up to bad news tomorrow morning. It was nice talking to you guys. For sure I’ll come back.

by DBacksCynthia on Jun 23, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop by anytime!

We’re usually rambling on about something. =)

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

almost anything

sometimes even baseball

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

And less and less often

As the season progresses.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like cheese

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What car?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nissan

Has a problem with the side airbags. Figures. I finally get a car with side airbags and they were apparentlyl boozing it up in the factory during the installation.

by TwinnerA on Jun 24, 2009 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh.

What model?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 4:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

The mighty Sentra!

No, it isn’t a top of the line Nissan, but they sure have upgraded the Sentra from what it used to be. Nice-looking little car and roomy too. My favorite part is the bluetooth hands-free phone system (and I can plug in my iPod). Of course when you’re talking to someone it sounds like they are curled up nside the glove box, but whatever.

by TwinnerA on Jun 24, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

I test drove a Sentra before I got Ruby, but it was a ‘97. Couldn’t stand the way the engine felt like it was powered by hamster wheels.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like money

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nite.

Welcome to the Snakepit.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd out

nice job

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 23, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got a call

from the Mad Scotsman himself.

It seems he’s still stuck in the 19th century. (Except for cell phones) Says he’ll be back at work tomorrow, so he’ll at least be stopping in.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim

says hi, by the way.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi Jim

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll call him back

and tell him hello, if you’d like?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tell him

I specifically and explicitly say hi.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

And done.

I think he’s going to demote me from the Snakepit….

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahaha

that’s okay, I’m pretty much the most worthless writer on the site.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Could be.

Wes WAS the most worthless writer…

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

he had the whole minor league thing going, that has to accrue Writer’s Points.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was working on a top prospect list

Then it got delayed, then half the list got called up. so i said F it.

I’m actually working on a couple things at the moment, which i may actually post, fyi.

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

See

exactly. I have resumed my rightful place on the Throne.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I think my whole writerhood is based on one time when Jim forgot to put up a GDT, and I did it instead.

Plus I managed to make it to brevet editor for a few minutes in April.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 24, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think

both of us became writers the same way.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

You were

an editor? When was that?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just long enough

For there to be a picture to commemorate the moment.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 24, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

During the group photo

He technically crashed the Editors Photo. ;)

by snakecharmer on Jun 24, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, that's right.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or else

did we all technically crash Jim’s Managers Photo?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was

an editor of the AZ Snakepit for 15 minutes. He saved all of the ’Pitters lives that day, including yours. I dare you to do better.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

4 hours?

I’ll have the recap up in 3.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest,

that’s almost exactly how I originally became a writer in ’07, too.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

then you quickly moved up the ranks. Meanwhile kishi and I have been scrubbin floors.

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by soco on Jun 24, 2009 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

don’t ask what I did to GET this far… ::shudders::

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

You had

to eat haggis, didn’t you?

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by soco on Jun 24, 2009 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

::cries::

It was awful!! :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

what has he done for me lately?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

What

have I?

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by soco on Jun 24, 2009 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know

They had telephones in the 19th century.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 23, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said "cell phones"

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

They also

had laser swords and personal jet-propulsion devices.

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by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude.....

the 19th century was AWESOME….

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Best

century EVER.

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by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who needs medical care when you have laser swords?

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 24, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

the wound would be cauterized?

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

See,

I’ve always wondered that about light sabers. After your arm gets cut off, are you just good to go?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

except in A New Hope, by crazy Space Magic.

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by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Noticed that too.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

who needs women when you have person jet propulsion systems?

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by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow......

that’s gotta be some kinda personal jet propulsion system.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Besides.

C-sections with laser swords? Women should be all over that.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're telling me!

My grandmother had to have her arm amputated at the age of 8 due to an accident and gangrene. All she got in the way of anesthetic was whiskey poured down her throat before her father, who was a doctor, had to do the deed. True story.

by TwinnerA on Jun 24, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

But, hey.

At least she got whiskey?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great game today

good to be excited about Dbacks baseball again!!

by J Up on Jun 23, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

for a day or two, and then back to status quo.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

With the youth of this team,

I’m excited whenever one of your young players does something right. Even when we lose the game.

I’ve let go off winning and losing this season.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

*of

ugh

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winning

is still fun, losing just doesn’t hurt as bad.

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by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I know what you mean

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 24, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I think if we’re going to be last place, we should be last place. None of this fighting to get to the middle of the pack and fail by a game.

Higher draft picks, yo. (BRYCE HARPER. We NEED him.)

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man

forget that kid. He’s going to be crazy expensive, and there’s no guarantee he even pans out.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

::sigh::

but…but…

ugh. you’re right.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

DON'T

DOHDOHDON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

but i really really really really

want him to fall to us and be super duper awesome happy fun times number one.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

me too.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was I any different when you taught me?

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 24, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

I don’t consider $2000 an hour to be that expensive.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

ugg

Gut is not good

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 24, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

at last

the 3rd out

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 24, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

hey guys!

meat of the order is doing work tonight!

Go DBacks!

by JustAJ on Jun 24, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Do work

son!

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carlin looks about 12 years old

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 24, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

He might be

he can join the All Majors Tee Ball Team with Jeff Francis and Jacoby Ellsbury.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

Tim Lincecum and Robby Hammock.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum

can go play softball.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

my burns can be like shotgun slugs, not scalpels.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maan,

softball is cool.

Lincecum is not. :-(

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I just wanted to make a “he’s a girl” comment.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing

I love women, they’re my favoritestest.

I could dissect the joke, but like a frog, it would die in the process.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

S'okay.

You can kick his ass. And then blow out his knee.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

And then

blow him a kiss, I mean, what?

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

And then

Wes beats his ass for flirting with his gf.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

one time flirting no...

constant flirting, yes.

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

could you please kick his ass for being Tim Lincecum, then?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can

I flirt with you?

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess

didn’t know you swung that way though………..

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can

for the good of the Snakepit Balance.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

assuming Mark Reynolds has made me fully gay, I think, technically, by proper %, there should be a few more gays around here.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

When was

Carlin called up?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Earlier today

Did you not read my GDT even after I pointed it out?? :P

by snakecharmer on Jun 24, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh.....

I try to ignore anything you write…..

::ducks immediately::

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Today

when Snyder was put on the DL.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait....

Snyder was put on the DL?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Common

with catchers.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I lol'd

(was that supposed to be some kind of joke)

either way, it makes me laugh

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was trying to figure it out, too…. thought it was, but it also made sense in real life.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's

a joke wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a conundrum.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Smothered in secret sauce

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 24, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

With

99 tacos for 2 cents.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

You,

of all people, should have gotten the reference.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a reference that's been used in many, many things

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 24, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like

my mother’s hollandaise sauce.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ewwww.

That’s mostly mayonnaise.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Today

Way to prove you didn’t read Jenny’s excellently crafty intro.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 24, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you! ;)

Somebody appreciates my efforts!

by snakecharmer on Jun 24, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

You guys are making me literally LOL tonight.

by snakecharmer on Jun 24, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

on my A-Game tonight.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

So much funny

That deserves a rec.

Anyone want to help make it green?

by snakecharmer on Jun 24, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

And done.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow..... I just LMAO'd too.

I think I might have soiled myself….

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I made

a joke so good I made you pee yourself through the internet. Damn.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

impressive!

"He who controls the Spice, controls the universe! "

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 24, 2009 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

is why I’m hot.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are so hot

I think I’m going to make it my first EVER SnakePit sig.

by snakecharmer on Jun 24, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make what?

The original comment?

Have you really never had a sig?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, I don't think I ever have

I haven’t come up with or seen anything that witty. :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Jun 24, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesssss

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait....

Jenny wrote something crafty? What?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Snap

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since I rec’d yours, is mine good enough for a rec too? ;)

by snakecharmer on Jun 24, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, dear God.

You guys are prostituting yourselves for recs??

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Noooo

prostitution is illegal, duh.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

So is

illegally downloading music. (By definition)

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you solicit sex

anyway, even though it’s illegal “by definition”?

Come on. Think of a relevant counter-example.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Erm......

can I plead the 5th?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose

but I want you to know this about the second thing I’ve ever rec’d. Feel honored.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

but I do know I rarely ever rec anything. Not even the one thing Jim sent us 20 emails about.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude!

But it was his BIRTHDAY!! Douchebag.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was

that was it was? I don’t even remember, that’s how little I like to rec things.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I can't recall, myself.

It might have been some poor Snakepit kid with cancer, whose dying wish was to have his comment get greened.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

that little kid should work harder on his posting if he wants a rec from me. Ain’t no free rides.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or at all....

::whistles:::

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's funny,

because Phil forgets to write things, and Wes is coming out of hiding. Or something.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not hiding, lurking.

I’m around. Just not posting. You for one should know i’m preoccupied with other more pressing matters…..

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ewww

lurkers.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

eww.....

…regular posters?

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ew

BUTTton Sinclair.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got

you there, didn’t I?

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

eh

I was thinking of finding some random picture to link to in response, but that’d require too much effort

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

And

it might be illegal.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is it true

that lurkers mostly live in caves?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since

the dawn of time.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna make a joke....

but thought better of it.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh.

make your jokes.

::shrug:: my boyfriend can beat you up, just remember that while you’re making your jokes :-) (and i probably could too.)

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But

could he beat me up?

If I have the Five Fists of Science!?

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by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

I have a car?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, don't congratulate me yet.

I haven’t gotten the quarter panel fixed yet.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a 12 dollar monthly bus pass

Way cheaper than your car. :P

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh....

needz moar Focus-ness. Besides, you can’t name your bus pass.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

My bus pass is named Skeety McReefer, thank you very much

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

a few minutes later, you needed another bus pass.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, i haven't lost my bus pass since january!

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

And lamer.

Sucka!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

We sure do.

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, wait a second!!

You could NOT beat me up….

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude. my mom could beat you up.

Lol

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh please.

Don’t flatter yourself.

I’ve got at least 6 inches on you.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh,

I could pull some mad wrestling shiznit, and probably at least put you on the ground, before Wes ripped out my spine.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

something like...

this

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's it.

I’m gonna speed-write the recap tonight and get it done like yesterday.

(Awww… who am I kidding? It’ll be posted sometime Friday afternoon….)

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should

post the recap that was really late.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should

post the comment that doesn’t suck.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

that’s my whole schtick?

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

Post that one thing again you posted tonight that was really funny. That one didn’t suck.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

beating jokes into the ground isn’t apart of my schtick.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's always

worked well for me?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know

and I don’t want to take it from you. We all have our “thing,” and mine is sucky , but largely unique posts.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest,

I lied. It’s never really worked that well for me.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd also

like to point out that my recap for the year was awesome and on time.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer

your wife, but the recap wasn’t bad either.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn't bad?

Harrrumph!

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

here we go

cross X X fingers

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 24, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

DUDE! Reynolds defensive EVERYTHING STUD tonight ALWAYS.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

sweet win

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 24, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Game over man.

Sounds like Mark just made an AWESOME grab on a liner to end the game!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow

The game is finished already? That was quick.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 24, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

That's

what she said.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude....

were you in the closet or under the bed or what? Because I….

Oooooooh.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

See me

behind the coats, peeking over the vacuum? What’s up.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude,

TOTAL creeper….

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm

just a real life lurker, liiiiiiiiiiving in a lonely world!

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

A closet

is a cave for vacuums and coats.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vacuumites

and coatites, if you will.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

And for Tom Cruise

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

And John Travolta

And R. Kelly

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have you ever seen my closet?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.

And if I do, I hope I have my cell phone so I can call 911, because I feel like I wouldn’t be there by choice.

:-P

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

His

is literally a cave, though.

Cos he’s Batman.

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I’m actually Jessica Drew, so I guess that won’t work out.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

616 or ultimate universe?

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dating a female clone of spider-man would be a bit strange, i admit

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Especially when you still have all the memories of peter parker......

But anyway, I’m the zodiac killer, so it all works out.

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now, you've REALLY lost me.

WTF are you people talking about?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look up spider-woman on wikipedia, phil

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh and the zodiac killer..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Woman_(Jessica_Drew)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zodiac_Killer

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I KNOW who the Zodiac Killer is...

 but I…. oh, nevermind.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

It all made sense to me

Step up your nerdery, ’Skins.

"Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face."

by kishi on Jun 24, 2009 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Giggidy giggidy goo!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

night night people

enjoyed it tonight

"Tramps like us,baby we were born to run"

by hotclaws on Jun 24, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Night!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like wins!

(and money)

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Where

oh where are these Diamondbacks the rest of the time?

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Good question.

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

You'd

think at some point they’d ask themselves the same question. "Wait, we could be this good everyday? Or even just the majority of the time?

Funny, Brown doesn't offer a degree in slut!

by soco on Jun 24, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nicely packed,

along with the silver polish and cheesecloth, to be taken out for special occasions.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Something that always makes me feel better

Dbacks number one pick in 2005: Upton
Dodgers number one pick in 2005: Hochevar

"When fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross" - Upton Sinclair

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't he

play for the Royals?

Silly Dodgers.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

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