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He'll be gone for 50 games and replaced by Xavier Paul. The have not said what he tested positive for, but Manny is saying that he got it from a doctor for personal medical use.

Dealing with a drug scandal can be difficult. I encourage the Dodgers to look at how we handled the Jason Grimsley issue, and follow our lead.

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Come on, ESPN

If you’re talking about someone who’s tested positive for performance enhancing drugs, is it the best idea to backdrop that with shots of that guy hitting home runs? Do you really want to make that association?

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 11:54 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Score some damn runs, or the baby pandas die"

by sergey606 on May 7, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GODDAMMIT.

WHY COULDN’T THIS HAVE HAPPENED BEFORE WE PLAYED THE FRIGGIN’ DODGERS??

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 11:56 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When I first saw this FanPost, I HAD to click through

just to be sure kishi wasn’t bullshitting us all.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 11:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe just as a fanshot

But on the front page? Naw.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny got caught. What a dope.

by TwinnerA on May 7, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha!

You said “dope”.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meanwhile, across the country

A-Rod is breathing a sigh of relief for the first time in three months.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Office Dodger fan

Just told me. I had to be restrained from pulling my shirt over my head and running around the office, going “Woooooooo!”.

The rest of the season starts here…

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on May 7, 2009 12:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I hope this takes the wind out of the Dodgers’ sails. Perhaps they can lose the next 13 games at home.

Also…does this mean the Dodgers new home wins record has an asterix next to it?

by venomfan on May 7, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!

ASTERISK THE HOME WINS RECORD!!

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD

The biggest star in the game right now, widely acknowledged to be the best hitter in baseball…

Wow.

Also, one of the worst attitudes in baseball. Mmm. Schadenfreude A Dodger collapse couldn’t come at a better time for us and we’ve got a series against a Manny-less Dodgers in June..

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 12:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TOTAL schadenfreude

He will get clowned the rest of the season after his return. That assumes he doesn’t have an automatic termination clause in his contract for juicing up. The rabbit hole on this story goes a lot deeper, methinks.

by venomfan on May 7, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe it

This story is going to be very interesting the next few days.

Also, man, how embarrassing is the Mannywood section now?

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And gee, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy

Oh, wait…

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick, we need some nicknames!

ManRoid
Over-roided

I am not creative enough to think of more.

by venomfan on May 7, 2009 12:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Juicewood

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andro Ramirez?

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I vote

We just keep calling him the same names – none of them repeatable here – but can now add “Cheating” to them as an emphasizer. :-)

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on May 7, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny Ramiroids?

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Over-roided

Good for a chant.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm..

TooMannyPills?

It’s a shame he already has a screenname on The Dugout.

by ASUJon on May 7, 2009 12:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now if we could just get Hudson to down.

Like so many times he did with us.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 1:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...?

Whaa?

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe get injured?

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As much as it would help the Dbacks

I don’t think I could ever wish injury onto Hudson.

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

But I can still hope that he hits the ball right at people and strikes out a lot more.

by venomfan on May 7, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now THAT'S appropriate.

But hoping for ODodg to get injured, yeah…. that’s not cool with me.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, have him get some hitting tips from Byrnes.

by Bcawz on May 7, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I am just hoping the Dodgers get a taste of what we had when he was here.

They have been getting his great D and decent bat but soon it all goes away because of injury. That is what we got from him and that is what I hope they get from him, except the great D and decent bat.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We also got

the 17th overall pick in the 2009 draft….

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, thats what the Dodgers get.....

when they go about stealing our players. Lose valuable draft picks =-)

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is why

don’t we have something like 5 draft picks before the end of the 2nd round this year?

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sort of

we got 2 first round picks (our own and the Dodgers) and then we got 3 supplemental 1st round picks, 1 because of Hudson, 1 because of Juan Cruz, and 1 because of Brandon Lyon.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

from the draft pick we received we can replenish our farm system that got depleted because of trades.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I like Lopez over Hudson, I think, but I do wish we still had Cruz.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

After some of the things Hudson said, maybe I don’t want him anyway.

by TwinnerA on May 7, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.....

J.Byrnes and BoMel handled it well, though, as they so often do.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If this is right, we have five before the start of the second round. We’ve got two more in the second round.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm....

That’s utterly ridiculous. I need to keep up with this because I’m representing the Snakepit in a mock draft pretty soon.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only players I have been able to root for on the Dodgers team

has been Gonzo and Nomar. I don’t know maybe it was all that talk from Hudson about how he was never offered a contract from AZ when he actually was. Maybe it was all the injuries at the worst possible times for us.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His injury at the end of last season was more of a freak injury, though.

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I've had many gay fantasies about that as well

oh wait, you mean “get injured” instead of going d….never mind.

by venomfan on May 7, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh come on you guys!!!

This is just Manny being Manny!

Go DBacks!

by AJforAZ on May 7, 2009 1:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish

Mandy would be this shitty Mandy more often.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Does this mean that we got a chance now to catch up?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on May 7, 2009 1:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately,

we’re not playing them again for awhile.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

First week of June

Yes, one of the first things I did was check the schedule.

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know.

But it’s only a 50-day suspension. It would have been more useful in April.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

Right now, everything depends on whether the Dbacks can start playing consistent good baseball and how the Dodgers respond under the pressure and under accusations that they don’t have it without Manny.

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I’ll be interested to see how their offense does without Manny. I think they’re going to see a lot fewer good pitches.

Unless the umpires are still calling the same way they did on Tuesday.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Manny's statement:

Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was OK to give me. Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy. Under the policy that mistake is now my responsibility. I have been advised not to say anything more for now. I do want to say one other thing; I’ve taken and passed about 15 drug tests over the past five seasons.

A personal health issue? Is that like a health concern? (Or my mom’s answer: “VD?”)

MLB Network is now going on about how Manny’s a moron for going to anyone other than a team doctor who knows exactly what drugs are prohibited.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 1:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oooooooh, good one

"Score some damn runs, or the baby pandas die"

by sergey606 on May 7, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A personal health issue? Is that like a health concern? (Or my mom’s answer: "VD?")

Delousing shampoo?

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching MLB Network too

And they’re absolutely right. Assuming this was legit and it was an actual medication for a medical issue you have to get it cleared by the team physician. It’s not hard to do.

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope that prescription helped

Since it just cost him $7 or $8 million.

Man, maybe we really do need universal health care in this country…

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must have been some really good Viagra or whatever.

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These players that say they take medication and get suspended are stupid.

How hard is it to check with the team to see if what they are taking is banned? Guess it must be too hard to pick up the damn phone. Oh well at least it their stupidity benefits us.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's about public image.

Plausible deniability.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And is generally a waste of time

The players who say “I did it, sorry, I screwed up” are usually the ones who get forgiven quicker…

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As for a more important issue

MLB is going to address pitch stealing. riiiiggghhhtttt

Go DBacks!

by AJforAZ on May 7, 2009 1:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is like

Christmas morning all over again.

"Score some damn runs, or the baby pandas die"

by sergey606 on May 7, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only better,

because LA didn’t get deMannyfied for Xmas.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!!

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh....

my dad just txted me at work: “Manny….. ha ha ha!”

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so this

is what you do at work…..

"Score some damn runs, or the baby pandas die"

by sergey606 on May 7, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

And txting me baseball stuff is what HE does at work, apparently.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My day just improved tremendously!

Beer...now there's a temporary solution!

by IndyDBack on May 7, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Intersting point by Tom Verducci

If things go badly for the Dodgers, they now have that $7 mil saved from not having to pay Manny to go out and get a guy if they need to.

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Which reminds me...

I really hate the Dodgers.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IAWTC

This Space For Rent

by Gravity on May 7, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeppers.

Thanks for reminding me!

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on May 7, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh quite your whining.

Your team just got a huge break, and we aren’t even spending that much more than you.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only $28 million more

Chump change.

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, don't blame us.

Blame your idiot GM who thinks he can spend his way to glory.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(And in baseball, you usually can)

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's worked for the Yankees for years

Waaaaait….

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is an idiot.

But my point is that we’re not spending that much more than you. You act like its the Yankees and the Rays or something. The Astros are spending more than us, its really not that big of a difference.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but

the Astros’ GM is another dumbass.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

I still think that doesn’t change the fact we’re not spending that much more than you this season. We’re not in the top 5 for team salaries.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're not in the top 5....

but you’re also in the same division with the Dbacks, Rockies, and Padres….. all low-salary clubs.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers lead our division in total salary.

LA is at $ 100,414,592, SF is at $ 82,616,450, CO is at $ 75,201,000 , AZ is at $ 73,516,666, and finally SD is at $ 43,734,200.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

But according to this we’re #9, just aead of the Mariners and Braves, who no one would complain about. The Giants are only four spots lower, and the Rockies and D-Backs are #18 and #20. Obviously, there is a difference, and it definitely helps, I guess I just don’t think its that big of a deal. I still hate the Yankees because of their spending but I don’t feel guilty about our spending, maybe that’s just me.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well,

if we weren’t a bunch of hypocrites who are just bringing this up because we already hate the Dodgers, we would be willing to give up that 2001 WS trophy, wherein the Greenbacks beat the Bankees….

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seems like the Yankees spending

has hurt them more than hurt. Ever since they faced the Marlins in the WS they have been spending wildly and have come up short more and more every year. While teams like the Red Sox, who do have a high payroll from some player, have home grown talent like Masterson, Pedroia, Paplebon, and so on.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Red Sox way

is much more like the Dodgers way, though. They spend a ton of money to sign some free agents, yes, but then they also spend a ton to keep THEIR young guys around.

I am NOT looking forward to seeing Justin Upton in Yankee pinstripes. :-(

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They've consistently put together very good teams.

I think the failures in the playoffs are due to bad luck more than anything.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno.

I agree with that idea to an extent, but considering how long that streak of futility has extended, I think other factors are in play here. In particular (and I have nothing quantitative to back this up whatsoever), I really think they’re missing people on the roster who were more role player than superstar (think Paul O’Neill in the winding-down days). That, and they’ve severely overpaid for below-average pitching.

by Azreous on May 7, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to the USA today

your are 9th with $ 100,414,592 , the DBacks are 20th with $ 73,516,666. Seems like you guys are spending a lot more than us….

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The difference between the Dodgers and D-Backs

Is less than the difference between the D-Backs and Padres. Is it fair for the Padres to complain about your spending?

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No,

but it’s fair for them to complain about their spending?

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well that's my point.

We’re not really a top spending team (at least not this year) so I don’t think there is too much to complain about. If the D-Backs spent like an average team, there wouldn’t be too much difference at all. It’s not the Dodgers fault that the D-Backs can’t draw fans.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it wasn't for Manny

you guys wouldn’t be drawing fans either…..

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, LA does always draw a lot of fans.

They’re only there for 5 innings, though. That’s the catch.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

Look at the attendance numbers, we always are high up on the list.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea...your right

looks like the attendance even dipped a thousand last year. So it couldn’t of been Manny that brought the attendance up. He does bring the additional sales though through the team shops.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's the MLB Attendance Report.

Link.

We’ve been in the top 5 every year since 2001, and in the top 3 every year since 2004.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

foreign fans.

I have yet to make it to your ballpark on a road trip with the DBacks. The LA Market is so much bigger than ours, so it would make sense you would draw more. Are there certain clubs that come in that seem to draw huge groups of foreign fans?
In the past couple of years, it seems half of LA has moved to the Phoenix area, we have huge number of transplants from Chicago and back east here, do you see that in LA?

"If you'd need to know, you'd know. but they decided that you don't need to know,so you don't. So stop thinking about what you don't know because you don't need to know what you think you need to know about!"

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 7, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No idea.

I live in the Bay Area. There’s lots of transplants here though.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was commenting on you saying that their wasn't a huge differnce.

There is a big differnce 11 spots and 23 mil. I am not arguing the fact with SD.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not whining.

Just saying I hate the Dodgers, that’s all.

By the way, your boy Whitesell went 0-2, but with 2 walks. :-D I hope he’s batting 5th again today.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

First HR, hopefully....

it’d be really nice to get another power bat in the lineup behind Upton and Reynolds. (Especially if CY doesn’t do something about his swing)

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be sweet.

He won’t get too many starts though, right? I mean, you’ve already got Jackson, Byrnes, and Tracy for basically two spots.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tracy

moves over to 3rd sometimes, but probably won’t now that Reynolds is doing well. ::knocks wood::

Byrnes should be replacing CY in CF more often.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is really sad

we have no other option other than EB22. That, is NOT a step up by any means there…

"If you'd need to know, you'd know. but they decided that you don't need to know,so you don't. So stop thinking about what you don't know because you don't need to know what you think you need to know about!"

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 7, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Byrnes over CY?

It’s a step up right now, which is what’s important.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it's a wash

they both need to be benched

"If you'd need to know, you'd know. but they decided that you don't need to know,so you don't. So stop thinking about what you don't know because you don't need to know what you think you need to know about!"

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 7, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're paying more to Byrnes.

Makes it more of a waste if he DOESN’T play. If they’re otherwise even, I have no problem playing Byrnes.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least Young has potential though.

Sitting him could hurt his confidence/growth, which is probably more important than hurting Byrnes by benching him.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

"If you'd need to know, you'd know. but they decided that you don't need to know,so you don't. So stop thinking about what you don't know because you don't need to know what you think you need to know about!"

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 7, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder about that

If I recall correctly, the Dodgers spent more than anyone thought they’d have free this season, so I’m curious if they were assuming that the Manny contract would pay for itself in attendance. Given the way attendance is down everywhere, I wonder if the Dodgers aren’t breathing a little sigh of relief.

According to this post, attendance after Manny showed up last year was 49,370. Attendance this season averages a bit under 43k. 6000 tickets fewer each game, 81 home games, say at $15 a head, ends up being around $7.3 million- and that’s not factoring in the idea that their attendance may take another nosedive over the next two months.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to mention

All the #99 merchandise people might think twice about buying now.

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nosedive isn't the word I should use

But you get my point.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IIRC

They also got a bunch of financial flexibility by deferring money, such as the cash they owed to Andruw Jones.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on May 7, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, I'd forgotten

Still, I’ll be interested to see how their attendance numbers do for the next two months.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This sucks.

That is all.

It would make it even sweeter if we won the West though, and maybe this means Manny won’t opt-out after this year.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 1:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah well,

good luck with that.

(Not really)

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What really sucks is Webb going down after pitching one game.

Who knows if that had an effect on the players’ psyches or not, but the thought of possibly being without the Cy Young runnerup/22-game winner in Webb is pretty devastating as well.

by TwinnerA on May 7, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

We lost Kuroda after Opening Day too, but obviously he’s nowhere near as good as Webb. But it looks like Webb should be back before Manny at least, so you’ve got that going for you.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At the same time,

Webb only pitches once every 5 days, but Mandy plays everyday. How good is this Xavier kid you’re calling up?

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's alright.

I can’t really think of a good comp, but he’s a borderline starter at this point I think. He’s supposed to be a plus defensive CF’er, he should be okay at getting on base, but I doubt he’ll hit for much power.

In an ideal world he probably becomes Shane Victorino.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAA guy?

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

But I meant more that he’s not really good enough to be a full-time starter yet, but he could be in the future.

He was tearing up AAA for what it’s worth. He was hitting .344/.385/.542 in 106 PA.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny Being Horny

Yahoo is now reporting that Manny tested positive for a sexual enhancement drug

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ys-ramirezsuspension050709&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

by ASUJon on May 7, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+100000000000000

This Space For Rent

by Gravity on May 7, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

Okay, now I feel a little sorry for him. That’s just embarrassing to have spread across the national press.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't.

In fact, I’m now relishing this story all the more.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramirez tested positive for the substance during spring training, then was administered a second test more recently, and it also was positive. Major League Baseball notified Ramirez of the second positive test after Wednesday night’s Dodgers victory over the Washington Nationals

They test you twice? And if so, why’d you keep taking it, dummy?

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is Mandy you are talking about

not the brightest tool in the shed.

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Given that I still mentally read all of Manny’s comments as Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock, I assume it’s because Doctor Spaceman told him it was okay.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm?

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's funny if you watch 30 Rock

Or, at least, if you’re me.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just started watching that recently

and it is funny. How about that one where Tracy Morgan wanted to be an astronaut and they pimped him into thinking he actually went into space.

by TwinnerA on May 7, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I just tried that. It makes everything more fun.

We are naming our kid Emmetalie if we ever get one. The middle name is going to be Baseball. Does that work for you, hon? --Growing Up Cullen

by luckycc on May 7, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It totally does

And it actually makes me hate Manny a little bit less.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Greatest idea ever

Thanks for teaching me this art.

This Space For Rent

by Gravity on May 7, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From reading the quote

It sounds like he wasn’t notified of the first positive test, only the second one. That would explain it.

I could be misreading it though.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also

apparently DID appeal the suspension, and his appeal was denied, which is why this came out now. The positive test wasn’t yesterday or anything.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know.

I think he was appealing the second test, which ended up with the suspension.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody

is having sex with Mandy??

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

there was more to Jeff Kent retiring than we thought.

by Azreous on May 7, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the illegal substance for which the Los Angeles Dodgers slugger tested positive was not "an agent customarily used for performance enhancing."

I think you could probably call it a “performance enhancer”….

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I have to amend my previous comment.

I’ve had some time to reflect on all this.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

by Azreous on May 7, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Look at it this way, guys

Now he’s got 50 games to clean his damn helmet!

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And

wash his damn hair!

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny will be eligible to return July 3rd

LA opens a series in San Diego on the 3rd. Road trip anyone? That would be fun to attend.

by ASUJon on May 7, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm down!

I loves me a good road trip.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You guys too?

Eric just suggested the same thing on TBLA.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we can all get together before the game,

get drunk, and start a ruckus over “YAY MANNY” or “BOO MANNY”.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And then

We can all go beat up some of the guys from Gaslamp Ball.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Good call. I like TBLA people much more than GLB people.

Besides, the GLB people are mostly a bunch of 13 yr old snotnosed twerps.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

On the TBLA people being better, no comment on the second part. ;-)

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

That would be fun. Not sure about the getting drunk though.

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drunk wouldn't be mandatory

I’ll lead the “sober but laughing at/with/at the drunk people” contingent.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

Not that I’m against getting drunk, but I won’t be 21 until next year. And of course I never break The Law™. ;-)

by Brendan Scolari on May 7, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of COURSE not.

Perish the thought.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To go along with this post

Some musical accompaniment.
(Probably NSFW, just to be safe.)

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Weird

I JUST sent my girlfriend a text message about that song. We saw Avenue Q last week in NY.

by ASUJon on May 7, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

I haven’t gotten to see it, but the music is pretty entertaining.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not a fan of musical theater at all, but I really enjoyed it. Today it’s just perfect.

by ASUJon on May 7, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.....

my ex-gf was a huge fan.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Will Carroll's blog post at BaseballProspectus:
UPDATE 4: Give T.J. Quinn the points: He gets the scoop that the drug Ramirez was suspended for was HCG (human chorionic gonadotropin.) Simply put, it boosts testosterone.

From here.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

That’s SOME “personal medical issue” that Mandy’s dealing with — not having enough testosterone. Poor guy.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah

My first guess from the original statements was that he was getting treated for, cough, glaucoma.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah....

that’s some good glaucoma treatment you got there, man….

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, it sounds like HCG

is used by a lot of steroid users as a masking agent.

Must just be a coincidence, that.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not as a masking agent

To counteract some of the negative side-effects of steroids.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It reduces unnatural testosterone

and increases natural testosterone to compensate.

HCG is a women’s fertility drug typically used by steroid users to restart their body’s natural testosterone production as they come off a steroid cycle. It is similar to Clomid, the drug Bonds, Giambi and others used as clients of BALCO.

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Who's Next?

We’re literally to the point where we just sit here and wait for the next name to be called. It’s nauseating. Sure, it was just a “medical pill” but as we learned from Alex Rodriguez, the players’ side of the story is usually a little off. Either way it’s still freakin’ banned.

Albert Pujols? David Ortiz? Ryan Howard? How about Ken Griffey Jr.?

It’s sad and I hate seeing it. I’m at the point where I don’t even want to know who is next. I just want all of this to be done with.

I am happy about the outcome of the situation though.

Wear your own fur.

by Sprankton on May 7, 2009 2:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It WOULD explain why

he’s pretty much sucked the past few years….

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hasn't been the same since he hurt his wrist last year.

Could be an injury caused by him taking steroids….

by Pyromnc on May 7, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pujols,

which makes me sad. :-(

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or this guy

If the FO is the focus of anything, something is seriously wrong with the picture ! - unnamedDBacksfan 2/20/09

by Diamondhacks on May 7, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Zug be with you.
And also with you.

by NewJackCity on May 7, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I apologize in advance for this joke

But if Manny took this for sexual reasons, does that mean he’s a PEDophile?

And I apologize afterwards, too.

"Sadly, faced with his mother's twisted, yet impeccable logic, Richard Castle's head exploded."

by kishi on May 7, 2009 3:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

::facepalm::

"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"

by DbacksSkins on May 7, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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