1. Throw him down a large trash compactor chute into the actual compactor and turn that thing on full blast making sure not to yell for 3.p.0 to turn off all compactors in whatever level that particular compactor happens to be on.
2. Dig a cool cave complex under ground behind whatever hotel he stays in next road trip. Sneak into his room and set up a door that any man would want to walk into by painting the door like a naked beauty and the only way to get the door open is to place your hands on her breasts. Then, the door will open and Rauch will walk in only to find himself trapped as the naked beauty door closes behind him. His only choice will be to keep walking only for him to find himself in another room with short round. Short round then activates another trap by walking backwards into a rock switch that closes the only exits in the "trap room" and also makes the ceiling and floor move closer to one another while spikes appear from both out of no where.*Make sure no fine b-list actress follows Rauch into the cave complex.
Keep this going by adding fun and creative ways to off Jon Rauch. And since some of you thought my 'Gripe' thread had a racial undertone, let me go ahead and say this now; This thread is a joke and If youre to dim to figure that out maybe the internet isn't the place for you. I mean no harm to Jon Rauch.
Or do I ?